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Everything Wrong With San Andreas In Earthquake Minutes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ส.ค. 2024
- San Andreas is a real movie with a very real amount of sins. So we counted them.
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You forgot that Dwayne, a rock type, supposedly suvives both earthquake and surf, both of which are super effective against him.
But this is the Legendary Dwayne! He has two abilities Flight and Boat that make him immune to those things!
+Daniel Suriano Dude it's not a Pokémon xD
Remco F. Gerritsen
Correct! Dwayne is a Legendary Shiny Pokemon! The Shiny Johnson! I gotta Master Ball with your name on it!
+Eric D. The more accurate names for his abilities is Levitate and Water Absorb. ;3
+Daniel Suriano You win the internet my friend
I love how the movies always turn dwayne johnson into superman and they make him survive anything because he is too muscular🦾
Not in The Other Guys 🤣🤣🤣
Lol AIM FOR THE BUSHES, falled to death.
What happened to the 91 other mega minds?
Tbh there's better looking bodybuilders that can act better
Every movie makes him Hercules
I'm a geologist and I can say with certainty that it would NOT be felt on the east coast. The complex geology of the Rockies makes that impossible. And- a 9.6 hitting San Francisco is also not possible. Earthquakes over 9 are rare and only occur at subduction zones- events called a megathrust earthquake. Seattle could see a 9+ quake someday- the Cascadia subduction zone is locked and overdue for a big one. Worst case scenario for LA and San Francisco is a large-scale rupture of the fault, with a magnitude of around 8.0. A tsunami is possible, although not very likely, and it would not be nearly as big as the one shown- which is exaggerated. A wave that big would only happen after a megathrust event, or if a large volcano or mountain undergoes sector collapse.
pwned
I don't care
But still good information and for that I'll remove a sin
NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD! Lol jk
didn't ask why did you say I don’t care when you could have said “I didn’t ask”
"Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" is what got me to die laughing!
That was the funniest thing haha
That was the funniest thing haha
I have no idea why the timer is flashy at points. That's really, really weird. But... too late to fix it now! :)
+CinemaSins So is Thursday Furious 7?
+CinemaSins It's time to do all the Star Trek movies.
+Alex Rodriguez he gonna sin the hell out of that movie
I was the second person to thumb your comment up.... My life is complete
+CinemaSins sinned
Where's a sin for: ""Mr Fantastic is not using his powers in this scene"
+Tom Lucas That's idiotic
You are right. This is silly humor which we like :D
lol!!! I know right!!!
XD
No he's waiting for the video on the Fantastic Four reboot to use that sin
We watched this in my science class and EVERYONE gasped when the one guy died, and the when the driver got crushed. And there’s one thing that could have saved the daughter... the LIFE JACKET!
Ai Chen In a stream water like that, life jackets are useless...
In a tsunami like that almost every thing is useless.
Great use of public school time to watch such an educational movie.
@@peppertrout you never watched movies in any of your classes at the end of the year?
You can't use a life jacket if you're underwater with something above you.
I know this guy gets a ton of views, but to me he's still criminally underrated in terms of how rapid-fire brilliant his sense of humor is.
True, true, true. When I've actually paid for a movie (rarely) and it goes from bad to worse I go from tickled to angry. Humor gets lost somewhere in between, but then I'm not getting paid to do reviews, lol.
Yeah i mean the sins aren't representative of how bad a movie is because some of them are really non sensical lmao but at least it's funny
The jokes are definitely hilarious at times but considering all of CinemaSins videos are scripted and edited for the punchlines it's the absolute polar opposite of "rapid-fire."
Frankly, if you're using the videos as examples of his "rapid-fire" wit then you're criminally *_OVERRATING_* it.
Rapid-fire? My brother in Christ, these videos are scripted and written by 3 or 4 people.
Maybe you fail to realize he probubly plays the film over and over and over again to add or reject comical lines.
8 minutes into the movie - 24 sins.
This is not a good sign.
It's extremely terrible 😱😡
That was him removing a sin. It's the ding backwards.
its worse when there are 30 sins in the first five minutes or not even just saying
XD
haha lol
is the timer and sin counter flickering for anyone else?
Yeah
The whole video is quite glitchy, likely a processing issue as that has been happening a lot recently
+IceLordCryo yep
same for me, seems like someone who does previewing videos for a living would notice something like this. Ding.
the sin counter was too. also time stamps above his text at the bottom
Man I like what you mention about how majority of movies are just moments and not really written or directed with any kind of running logic they stick to
I don't know if anyone else noticed but at 14:43 when he went to add 10 additional sins for Blake and the 2 British brother surviving all kinds of unlikely things throughout the movie, only 1 sin was added to the Sin counter and it wasn't until the following sin that the 10 sins were added.
Yeah I noticed it too!!
You missed the biggest one of the movie. The San Andreas faultline is a transform (or lateral / strike slip) fault, meaning it slides sideways against itself, not up or down. That means it doesn't displace a large body of water the way a convergent fault does, and thus isn't capable of spawning a massive tsunami like in this film.
+Cam Simo Ding
+Cam Simo Nice catch...
+Cam Simo
+Cam Simo that's literally what my geography teacher said during a ten minute rant about the inaccuracies of this movie
+Cam Simo Well keep in mind they didn't have Doc Tyson to say "mysteries of San Andreas" for when they didn't notice a flaw in the films science.
Biggest sin is the disappointment when finding out this wasn't a GTA movie.
a GTA movie would be a sin all of its own.
W
oh yes
+Snufkin224 Would've been 10x better.
HAHAHAHA
I suppose she pulled the glass out of that dude’s leg because they weren’t near a hospital or the hospital was destroyed, but normally you don’t pull the object out. Leaving it in prevents the bleeding from worsening, especially if the object is in the leg (femoral artery). It also prevents damage that happens from pulling an object back out. Infection and such can be taken care of later. Bleeding to death is harder to fix.
Whenever I see Dwayne Johnson in the cast of a movie I always assume that Alexandra Daddario is also casted.
The Golden Gate bridge runs North/South. There’s absolutely no way that the sun would be setting in that direction unless the Earthquake changed the entire rotation of the planet.
Sin it
*D I N G*
Actually thats not true due to earth rotating too so technically the sun could be at any position.
POTG The Earth rotates East-West and orbits the sun consistently, so the Golden Gate Bridge will always be perpendicular to the sun
POTG ever heard of “the sun rises in the East and sets in the West”
14:13
as well the school bus just got cut in half
directors: “let’s kill everyone on a bus”
weird guy: *makes it a school bus*
holy fuck I didn't even notice lmfao that's horrible
Took me forever to find the thing.
I guess the directors thought that if they had the wrong bus, painted it a different yellow, and made the stop sign arm very small, no one would notice it was a "school bus".
Well even if the rope or whatever the Christ it is didn’t cut it in half they would’ve still died because of, you know, the giant ass tsunami
What is wrong with that its just a school bus?
@@vickylance School buses are generally full of kids
13:54 killed me. Like actually, what were the script writers thinking
I know. Its not like it just magically spawned there💀💀
All jokes aside I watched this when I was much younger and the death scenes, especially the chef on fire in the restaurant, stayed with me for a LONG time, and that old couple in the tsunami is heartbreaking. The special effects are amazing and this movie was, frankly, terrifying to young me (even tho I don't live anywhere near the US). Now I almost never watch disaster movies. Edit: it wasn't actually that long ago, about 3-4 years (I wasn't that young but it feels like I was). I'm sorry if I exaggerated a bit.
Same! As a kid i had nightmares of this movie,but now i like this movie!
@@zsysvr2959 Holy fuck, this movie is 6 years old, how can you be talking about 'when you watched this as a kid', and how old do you think you are now?
@@Youchubeswindon it blows my mind when i see comments like this. be talking about a song thats 3 years old and people in the comments will say "this reminds me of my childhood" like what.
if you were very young 6 years ago, you're still very young lmao.
i just LOVE that edit!
I would like to start something called "CinemaSin Syndrome". ( Maybe even "Cinema SinDrome" )
I'd like to ask everyone if after watching a few of these, anything you do afterwards ( watch a movie tv show, or even just walk through your house ), you start to imagine this guy saying sins regarding things around you?
Anyone, anyone?
Yup
Definitely!
I start naming cliches in movies, too. Like, "Everyone dies except the protagonists" cliche.
110%
See tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect , but minus the whole "being entirely about games" thing.
Ironically, I got an Earthquake insurance commercial before this video.
lol I did too :/
Coincidentally
Thats a sign
I watched a Red Lobster
I watched an Olympic one
The year this came out, my mom's last sibling died. She was the only one left..since we have friends in CA, I took her and a friend.
The movie was so over the top, but the special effects and story was like a rollercoaster ride. They had a great time. My mom noted that the only special effect missing was The Rock without his shirt.
The movie helped snap her out of her funk.
I'm sorry for your loss. I'm glad y'all were able to find some joy in a sad time. 🤟🏽🤟🏽
7:55 , you need to remove 10 sins for the guy making the right call and putting his brother in harms way to save Alexandra Daddario. That is once in a life time chance there and he chose wisely.
"So here are ten sins" (adds only 1 sin)
+Fallout Plays The timer jumps by 10 at the next sin, so it evens out in the end.
+Fallout Plays He added ten sins a few sins ago, and then again in the next sin. I doubt he expects people to even pay attention. XD
Also, near five minutes, the sin counter blinks
+Fallout Plays Cinema sins sins?
+Fallout Plays 6:00 it shows one of the previous lines
Yeah it really bothered me that Dwayne's character not only abandoned his duty to los anglees rescue but also technically hijacks that rescue chopper for personal reasons...during a massive emergency and natural disaster
and nothing happens to him...
not too mention multiple counts of theft and looting.
this is like if firefighters just suddenly abandoned fighting the wildfire and or evacuating people then stole several local vehicles and or rescue helicopters to go save their individual families two counties over.
So in way it IS like GTA.. interesting
just to save his EX wife
Fr
I could see him getting away with it, given that probably anyone that knew what he did, that he directly worked for, might have all died in the earthquake or the rescues. and with such massive death, and destruction one AWOL rescue pilot would probably not be on the top of anyones list for years
He is the rock
The modern screenwriting sin is so right, I miss old movies where a story was told not, just all done for a quick quip or joke it’s depressing tbh.
Just re-watched this, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. Not only are you at the top of your game here these are actually hilarious, you were kind on the sins. Between the 3 of these films I'd say there is close to a million sins each. But again these films are why I love this channel!!! :)
14:44 'Im getting tired of pointing these out, so here are 10 sins.' (adds one) that should do it!
It's kinda funny, how the video made to point out sins uses the times people have sinned as a bonus round.
Yeah he added the ten sins when the dick got crushed by the shipping container instead
Night Fall To be fair, the fucked up counter may have had a part in this glitch. It flickers constantly throughout this.
Night Fall He added 10 at 14:22
14:50 more like
The old couple that died on the bridge was sad
Relax, its a movie, they are alive.
arbj 🤣
arbj No shit
@@arbjful But in any case I don't think they have a lots of years ahead of them.
@@rezn8r84 r/Wooosh
"Thankfully this search and rescue helicopter pilot also knows how to fly planes"
That one is one the few non "sin of conveniences" in the movie. Helicopters are significantly harder to fly than fixed wing aircraft so many rotor pilots often start out learning flight basics in planes.
Even if it's only basic flight lessons it's easier for them to get comfortable with radio communications, navigation, engine gauges, and flight surfaces in a plane where it's far more stable.
However, I do agree that if the Rock wanted my stolen truck I'd give it to him, hell if he wanted my actual paid for truck I'd give it to him.
I live where he "dropped the Sharpie", and there is a fault near here. And I have felt the house shake before.
If a 7.1 earthquake only causes moderate damage and no fatalities in Ridgecrest, CA and surrounding Southern California, there's no way it can level the Hoover Dam lol
Depends on where the epicentre of the quake is. If it was directly on the hoover dam it could cause major damage to the structure. Thankfully that would be an extremely unlikely occurrence
Joshua S. I was actually looking for a company about an earthquake recently
the Hoover Dam was not engineered to withstand ground acceleration over 0.1g
@@brandongoodwill9054 thank you for actually bringing factual evidence into this
Thccd bjikngde
While I would like to point out that I do like this movie, that the movie has completely glossed over the fact that the destruction of the Hoover dam has essentially wiped out the power for every city in the southwestern United States and California
Oh and it's fucking amazing that the giant buildings in San Francisco and Los Angeles, which were built to withstand earthquakes, get destroyed
With that said, I do recognize that they are only built to withstand earthquakes up to a certain magnitude, but that makes me question why all the buildings did not collapse
And the fact that they only put the destruction of the transamerica building in the background
They probably thought it would be too cliché if all the buildings were destroyed. Even in a movie like this.
Also IS THAT MR FANTASTIC HOLY SHIT
MooshroomGaming we had to watch it in science class lol
MooshroomGaming 100000000 sins for minecraft avatar
Ok, I understand that it's a huge tsunami, but really, throwing an entire battleship at a building, I'm pretty sure that was the Jeramia o'brian
Meanwhile, in 2020: Everything wrong with Wuhan in world pandemic minutes
I guess CJ can't follow the train now
+MegaWeeb hahaha
+Alice snake bae Get out.
+Alice snake bae do you not know your name resembles a hot demon snake girl whose name is alice
+Anime Lover720 You just made me throw up:)
MasterFancyPants throw up all you want but if you ever saw her i think you would agree she's hot
This movie had its faults.
Get out
You're on shaky ground buddy.
+johny674 Quit pun-ishing us
+johny674
That really shook things up.
+Woozlewuzzleable You're punder arrest.
Sin 1: This is not a movie about GTA. They could at least have a Big Smoke cameo.
14:57 I would rather see Phil Swift’s point of view so he can re-think a bucket with a small whole is a lot of damage
Here's a missed sin that I couldn't get past - he dives out of the boat to swim toward the building Blake's trapped in. It's never a good idea to dive into deep water if you don't know for sure that there isn't something right below the surface, but in this scenario, when there's rubble and debris EVERYWHERE, the last thing that an emergency responder would do is dive; he'd definitely slide in feet-first just off the side of the boat. Diving here would be a quick and easy way to get some rebar right through the forehead.
Too true
Too true
Remember when Ray told all those people to go to the side of stadium? Remember how they survived? Remember the tsunami? Yeah, they're dead.
Galem Rin I just remembered That Ray said that
FYI That is possible dude I won't explain it coz yah know NERD TALK
Pretty much ten sins right there.
"Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" That line got me out of no were.
"Objects in the mirror are more divorced than they appear." I am dead 😂😂
Plus a sin for the flickering editing that made me think my pc was broke
UsagiStrife exactly
UsagiStrife I thought my phone had an virus XD
UsagiStrife *DING*
So? Infinity plus one?
ALEXIE HE IS BOUNCING BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND SCOTTISH!!!
i noticed that too XD
6:13 lmao my boy Alexei
Fred Weasley it’s alexei
You and Alexei both ended up the same way, R. I. P. you both
I was about to comment this
What, no "Ghostbusters!" after that "Who should we call?" moment?
Ding!
I realize there are glaring irregularities in these types of movies but I love the special effects
when she pulled the glass out of his leg I shook my head in disappointment. youre not supposed to pull an object out of a wound before binding it. you bind around the object in question.
"Alexandra Daddario is so hot,she makes me hurt" cliché. (ding!)
Hooray,she`s alive!
i just commented on this so i could be the third top.
Sam Kresil *slow clap*
Why "slow clap"? I`ve got feels for this girl.
My favourite part of this movie is when he says “I see it” when theres a 70 foot tsunami right in front of him. He just acts like it magically spawned there
"Ja!
I See It!"
You forgot to mention about how the liquor bottles didn't fall off the shelf in the restaurant and the lights still worked and about the chef catching on fire.
Anyone else notice the counter increasing by 10 instead of one?
14:20
Yeah but if you watch up to 14:45 then you see that they added only one sin instead of ten😂😅
At 5:55 he says this, but I don't know about the next sins
He says deserves 10 sins. Duh
Yeah, but also, the time was bugging out the entire time. Think it was something to do with a joke about the time it takes for anything to be done in a movie, or about it being about earthquakes. Who knows, could have just been broken.
“Dwayne Johnson isn’t f*****g me in this scene.”
*DING*
I don't need to be here
*Ding*
You forgot the sin saying a tsunami can't be triggered by the San Andreas fault, and the only tsunamis in history that can get that big were caused by landslides or asteroids, not earthquakes.
A bonus sin! At 55 minutes, we're treated to a shot of a downtown street with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background. They superimposed the bridge where the Ferry Building is supposed to be, it looks like. What's more, it's a shot of the bridge taken from Marin County... with the hills of San Francisco behind it...
The saddest scene to me (yes I watched the movie) was when the old couple hugged for the last time before being killed by the tsunami.
OMG SAME IT WAS SO SAD!!!!
My girlfriend nearly cried...
SAME!!!!
+Bodie R so did I
but who are they?
Plus 100 sins for all the main characters living when they should've died
Brits and Rich Americans always live
1
Louis Upton BECAUSE KIDS THATS SCIENCE
They should ve died a long time ago impossible they survived through that 200 + 1
Louis Upton wat?
9:35 - Gotta disagree with you there...power seat controls on that final generation of the Town Car were on the driver's door panel, well out of her reach.
deloreanman14 it was Also Big concrete block on the driver seat..
-1 sin: Heuys are able to carry M113 Armourd personal carriers when they were first produced in the 60s so the Huey would be able to carry a small minivan.
Alexandra Daddario is unrealistically attractive.
This ^^^^^^^
Ughhhhh
+The One Who Knocks
Bruh... True Detective....
Yep
+Helldog6 True detective... I have never watched that... Never... Maybe... Stop looking at me like that
*Plot twist: Decepticons triggered that hoover dam collapse and the whole San Andreas fault.*
Ding
+SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB a category VI kaiju triggered the earthquake.
+dippst Not a twist, It's them Starting a Cinematic Universe...The Rock has 5 Characters in it, and counting.
+SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB decepticons did 911
Whitebaer Starscream did 9/11
even there are many sins. This is still one of my favourite movies.
Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appeared... That was amazing line
6:31 "If you didn't get the hint that the foreigner is a huge nerd who knows what he's talking about, here is a literal tattoo of equations to prove his devotion
Wow that actually sounds exactly like something Jeremy would say. I even read that in his voice.
+Cheezy Weezy (Ocheze) lol I watch too many of these videos
Awesome!! I'm not the only one to see that
Movie Sin Timer has a mad eye twitch. *ding*
Correction: ALL the text in this video has a mad eye twitch. *ding ding ding*
"So here are 10 sins" *adds one sin.* *ding*
+Atraira Those were actually added on the next ding if you watched. Still a sin though.
+Atraira Timer wanted to count all those millions of dead people as sins but evil operator of cinemasins wouldn't allow it
D-ding d-ding
Get it? Cuz the timer is glitching? I'll go now.
14:41
"I'm just getting tired of pointing them out so here are 10 sins"
*Proceeds to add 1 sin instead of 10*
DING!
The Gary Oldman EVERYONE clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched the video just because I knew you'd put that in there
In England we have much worse names than "Nob Hill". It's fucking ridiculous.
Hahahaha. What's the funniest name you've ever came across?
Yes like Cocksfoster in London lol
Kevin Hebri The best I've seen in person is "Blue Ball Lane" and that was the road in-front of my old College. If you search "funny UK road names" into Google there's some amazing ones.
+Lobstromonous Entertainment I think I'm moving to England. Those names are amazing
but hole road
The biggest sin is all the weird text glitches throughout this video.
ikr
Yep, I paused it on one of the "glitches" - to see what they said - and it's just the timecode of that moment in the video (e.g. 00'07'32) flashing up for a frame. Some error when they made the video, I guess. Bit distracting, but no biggie.
aMAX Animations h
aMAX Animations I only saw number glitches
Phew I thought it was just me and my monitor was like glitching or something
"My favorite thing about this movie is how little it relies on sex appeal... Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmm what was I saying????" LOL
As someone who actually cares about not using the lord’s name in vain the bonus round was much appreciated
Oh god
Jesus Christ, SMH...
dude you missed out one sin. blake’s leg got caught under a whole cement block and when she’s saved, she can walk
Her leg was under a seat. Also the whole weight of the cement block wasn't on her leg
13:24 Everything someone who watches these movies (and Roland Emmerich) loves to see
+ToM92MoT How I felt during Man of Steel
+Joshua Huber yeh
+ToM92MoT It's why I can't wait for the day we have PCs and city games like Sim City 4 modernized, so we can blow the hell out of cities, and watch their beautiful towers catch on fire, fall, and smash into a billion pieces. :D :D :D :D :D
Kyle Flounder that would be awesome!
Yea
They called the movie “San Andreas” yet didn’t even have a Grand Theft Auto reference.
Cinemasins: "For a car that was able to generally withstand the beating it took getting into the predicament we are currently, it seemed pretty easy for him to just rip that door off. *Ding* "
Cinemasinssins: "Cinemasins underestimates the power of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's eternally flexing pectoral muscles. *Ding* "
Thanks to CinemaSins, I do not have to waste 2-3 hours of my life watching stupid-ass movies.
lol hate much everymovie has bullshit scenes
+Death0908 yessss, but thanks to cinemasins I don't have to anymore
+Hanvin Gavnah i didn't really think the movie was that bad imo
if you watch it before you watch the cinema sins you might like it lol
+Hanvin Gavnah
Worth a watch to be honest, the visual effects are good.
+Hanvin Gavnah I'm taking one for the team. Just to see if Alexandra Daddario is as beautiful as people say she is.
An extra sin for the scene at the stadium where he tells the woman to "find something sturdy." WTF is sturdy during a 9.6 earthquake??? The earth itself is splitting apart. There's nothing sturdy about anything!
air
But like, what if there's a bad wind too?
Well, a doorway or a table would be sturdy and are usually what you should head for in an earthquake
The grass would probably start to leak water and make things very spooky
@@AnnisAdventures you should never seek shelter in a doorway during an earthquake.
You need your own studio... this narration is hilarious love it
3:06 Actually a very standard reaction by someone who is just thankful they survived that. If he really gets "almost crushed" every day he would have an expressionless face or just want to get out of there and on to the next person that needs res-q.
9:04 Buildings don't fall down like that, they just crumble to the ground. Think about it: How strong must the construction be to hold the weight of the entire building on one edge of the building? Answer: Much stronger than we're capable of. 13:27 That's how a building falls over. It mostly crumbles to the ground like it's sinking.
9:24 “Hot girl from Percy Jackson” *D E C E A S E D*
@SCP 999 wanted to say hi,so I let him say hi Alexandra daddario played annabeth in the Percy Jackson movies
SIMP ALERT
I guess this movie has a lot of FAULTS!
+MathPikachu HAHAHAHAHA Are you a comedian!?
+MathPikachu nice.
+SniffinBradysDiapers
Yeah, but Dwayne Johnson really ROCKS!
Dial it back there champ, puns only get you so far. (still, it was a good one)
😏😏😏
Why as soon as I watch a movie irl, my TH-cam recommends videos about that movie??
the only thing missing from this movie is a daughter having some sickenss that she would need a medication to take but didn't have it and her parents would have to get it to her fast before she died...
What's with all the weird visual glitches in the video? Did the earthquake affect the rendering process, too?
Minty Zed Grimes yet another person who doesn't know how to read a top/pinned comment from the channel owner... how do y'all leave comments without seeing the very first comment from the channel?
Heh.
Minty Zed Grimes Yeah I was wondering that too.
Timmy Teaches yet another person that only knows how to yell at others for something that no longer exists and proceed to not explain it to others, enjoying shitting on others?
Ur normie arse Clorox Bleach account it does exist. It took me 2 seconds to find.
"Dies humans die hahahahahja" had me dying
So the hex worked then good! - ding
I’m a Pokémon not a human
Cause u die
That means, "Aren't humans are suppose to die in falling in the f*cking buildings?"
Gwar
Wanna make an incredible film? Get this man to review the draft of your film
I’m British and you are definitely right on about the British kid dying laughing over nob hill, I’m 45 and I laughed.
Wait, this film isn't about Gta?
Tum Tum in my Bum Bum i know right i thuaght it was gta sa but sa is a real place! Iv been having too many chicken wings with bbq saice
Lmao!! No
HammerJack 1 San Andreas is actually the fault that creates earthquake
Tum Tum in my Bum Bum fr
HammerJack 1 everything you said made no sense
This video is more entertaining than the actual movie and a heck of a lot shorter.
+Scott Boyer join us, you wont regret it ;)
+Scott Boyer This is how I watch movies. No theater nonsense. Plus a boost of humor.
+Scott Boyer reasons why we love cinimasins. watch the movie in fairytale/earthquake/alot less minutes with awesome commentary. skip over the missplaced romance bs, learn about the promethius school of running away from things, know that shanghai china is not to be confused with shanghai kentucky, and lots of learning about coincidirony
+Scott Boyer the ideal way to watch mediocre movies
CinemaSins is the best way to speed-run shitty movies.
12:31 "Thankfully this L. A. fire and rescue chopper pilot also knows how to fly planes! I'm guessing if they encounter any hot-air balloons or B-2 bombers, he'll be equally adept." LOL! 🙂
Apparently CinemaSins rankings like this for modern blockbusters like this vastly surpass the scale of the largest, deadliest earthquake on the Richter Scale. DING!
Close your eyes and listen to the bonus round
I know what you did there.... ;)
Louis Upton SEX
Hahahahahahaahaha, 10 sins for making me think of sin
11:24
Truck owner has an M1911 for concealed carry... A) in California B) Is breaking the law C) Doesn't carry it cocked and locked. D) The pistol probably has no round chambered and the hammer isn't cocked back if it did, so that thing is a paperweight.
Personally adding sins for that.
+RangerColinLZ You will be excellent at Cinemasins
+RangerColinLZ I'm personally sinning your comment because it mentions "Cali-", nope not going to even say it...
+RangerColinLZ I thought that dude stole the truck. How did you figure out he owned it? And if he's a truck thief, why would he care what the firearms laws are?
Tiny J I don't know if it was his or not, I haven't seen the movie. I was just pointing out a flaw. If he is a criminal, then yeah, he doesn't care. But he still doesn't know how to use the pistol effectively/correctly
I live in California. If an earthquake like this happened, I would carry my 1911. Cocked and locked. All laws go out the window in an epic disaster situation.
1:32 I think you forgot to add that the driver's side door of the SUV is mysteriously GONE.
Also why didn't the teenage girl go up to driver's side where the door missing, so The Rock didn't have to rip off a passenger door. It was really unnecessary and a waste of precious time.
Another thing, why does very few highrises in San Francisco collapse into piles of rubble, but one of the most earthquake fortified buildings; The Transamerica Pyramid, literally snaps in half?
Apparently, everyone who worked on this project didn't do their research. The Hoover Dam is where I damn near lost my shit at, how tf did that manage to collapse again? 😂
@@silverhawk24 Well, I think with the Hoover Dam it wasn't the earthquake that collapsed it but the reservoir the dam had been holding back, it's more likely that the earthquake severely damaged the dam and the water pressure simply pushed the weakened structure over.
@@TheOriginalCrypticArchives fair enough
aww the calm 2016 voice... cinema sins gets more savage every year (and i love ittttttt)
All you had to do - is to follow that damn earthquake, CJ!
+Lyrion Tannister I see you everywhere!
***** More wine please.
+WorasLT I'm gonna be honest. I burst out laughing when i saw this comment.
If you know that reference then you had a very stressful time i heard that at least 10-15 times lol
Darrius James That or I completed SA 11 times.
"Because the wifi is still working all over the everywhere." 😂
I love this guy.
sam winchester must have been in the area
Goob
80percent ashamed of you what a name love it
Hahaha. I starting laughing way harder than I should at the "sex shop" line @11:15.
Who just loves it when the Golden Gate Bridge gets destroyed in every movie I sure do