Late Stage Cringe | ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 Ep. 4

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  • @CobaltKitty
    @CobaltKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6469

    Shoe: “Disney nuked my last video for using the star wars theme”
    Also Shoe: *Uses the pirates of the caribbean theme*

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

      worth it

    • @whomcares8736
      @whomcares8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@Shoe0nHead Today you woke up and said fuck the existence itself?

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Junes a pirate

    • @nerdletter3773
      @nerdletter3773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Shoe0nHead totally agreed. That joke was 100% worth it

    • @Shemdoupe
      @Shemdoupe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Shoe0nHead the joke made me laugh pretty hard so I appreciate the risk

  • @cranknlesdesires
    @cranknlesdesires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4539

    Isn't the whole deal with flags is that they're symbolic, not literal. The rainbow already represents all colours, it doesn't need to fill out the whole SRGB colour space to represent everyone.

    • @doubleot1984
      @doubleot1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      But.. what do you get when you combine all those colors...

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@doubleot1984 GAY

    • @theduckyduck27
      @theduckyduck27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@thibautklinger5178 Cyan is in real rainbows, but not in the flag for some reason.

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thibautklinger5178 Magenta is not on rainbows, but I'm not sure why any other hue wouldn't be there.

    • @ballisticbear7458
      @ballisticbear7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      compared to literally everything else in this video the flag is such a non problem

  • @ultratog1028
    @ultratog1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Zoomers and millennials: "Eat the rich!"
    The person who made Celebrity Salami: "Wait I think I know how we can spin this for a profit."

    • @balintvasvari7573
      @balintvasvari7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The rich are literally gonna sell us rich-meat, like out of all things how could this one backfire this bad😄

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell's Kitchen

    • @axios7603
      @axios7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      people be eating the rich but all i really wanted was to profit off the rich * thinking meme*

    • @cronical246
      @cronical246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The least popular richie gets turned into meat for the poor

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t eat the rich. Shoot the rich. We’ve gone past French Revolution levels. Yes, the super-rich SHOULD be murdered. You reap what you sow, I say.

  • @Billions_and_billions
    @Billions_and_billions ปีที่แล้ว +303

    2 years on, and over half of this episode's content remains relevant and fresh.
    Bravo, Hell World. Bravo.

    • @maxall3234
      @maxall3234 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because master card

    • @Mykool-1
      @Mykool-1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      3 years on, and over half of this episode's content remains relevant and fresh.

  • @AceTrace75
    @AceTrace75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    “MLK was censored”
    I mean makes sense, sounds about right for the ti-
    “By the FBI”
    Yeah I can see that happ-
    “PERMANENTLY”
    Oooohhh, that’s what she meant

    • @clonecommando-cn6bo
      @clonecommando-cn6bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joke's on the FBI after that

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the FBI killed Martin Luther King
      - Socko.

    • @wout4yt
      @wout4yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Departments of police, (What!) the judges (What!), the feds
      Networks at work, keeping people calm
      You know they went after King when he spoke out on Vietnam
      He turned the power to the have-nots
      And then came the shot
      -- RATM

  • @equalsine6355
    @equalsine6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4832

    Shoe, please stop drinking Monster and eating Kitkats. Try black coffee and a combination of nuts and fresh fruit... I'm not worried about your health; I'm just thinking salami flavor-profile here.

    • @equalsine6355
      @equalsine6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@fajile5109 :salami:

    • @NamFlow
      @NamFlow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fajile5109 🌰👅🌰

    • @elsiepfeiffer1395
      @elsiepfeiffer1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ANALFARMER69 you sO work in marketing. 🤣

    • @iminabrons
      @iminabrons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @ANALFARMER69 Another blocked Sewers Canal problem solved.

    • @sherriebrand1771
      @sherriebrand1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ANALFARMER69
      * Disclaimer *
      It was later concluded that the fire in the hole jumping about was mistaken for joy.

  • @MatsRivel
    @MatsRivel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "Make prisoners experience 1000 years in an hour" is the literal plot of a Black Mirror episode that ends horrificly...

    • @ukoronje
      @ukoronje 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@734ch3r yes

    • @meiamymei
      @meiamymei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's a DS9 episode where that happens to O'Brian too

    • @vedbergsmagicalworld
      @vedbergsmagicalworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Theres a junji ito story like this also called the long sleep?

    • @Schweigetherapie
      @Schweigetherapie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vedbergsmagicalworld Long Dream, yeah

    • @fer3210
      @fer3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So are the robot Dogs. So are the pods (well, for Someone dead yes. But give it a few months)
      Since when did Black Mirror become a how-to guide?)

  • @floorboard.25
    @floorboard.25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    38:57 this was the funniest joke by far. The blunt transition to you asking the question, you staring into the camera with a soulless stare, then the “THANKS BITCH (Shoe used HAMMER ARM)” got me rolling 😂😂😂.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell World be like: *makes joke about bad thing* luckily that could never happen. *stares into camera* on an unrelated note, bad thing happening in five years

  • @mrtimtom6947
    @mrtimtom6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    The amount of respect I have for June because she bought a Tucker body pillow just for a 5 second joke is paramount.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      "joke"

    • @shibuyajin_music
      @shibuyajin_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@Shoe0nHead bonk

    • @thedaytontriangle3448
      @thedaytontriangle3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Splodlesplurf

    • @tinfoilhomer1535
      @tinfoilhomer1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Shoe0nHead At night in your dreams Tucker body pillow will come to life and have his way with you. By the time you awaken he will be nearly back in position. But in those libidinous evenings he feels heavy to the touch, girthy, handsy. Not a niec guy pillow but a right sex fiend.
      In your dreams~

    • @urfriendlyneighborhoodbowl
      @urfriendlyneighborhoodbowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@tinfoilhomer1535 I'm deeply disturbed by what I just read.

  • @jamesm69182
    @jamesm69182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Hell World is just a series of June trying to add context to her 3am twitter rants, and it works every time.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *OH BOI THREE AM*

    • @t8r507
      @t8r507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I must be lonely

    • @noahamankwaah9802
      @noahamankwaah9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@t8r507 Same kid, same 😕

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys..and lesbos. Note how cute June is? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 PS I LOVE the WAGIE CAGUE! LOL

  • @souliris
    @souliris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    I love how they show technology that could teach a person a college degree in an hour, and they are are like "We could PUNISH PEOPLE WITH IT!" People are trash.

    • @bradams1854
      @bradams1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Making people smarter has NEVER been what America is about. Smart people are a threat to rich people, which is why the quality of education only degrades year after year. However, making examples of people so they can show all their sla--I mean, citizens, how horrible they can make your life if you were to do something to anger your corporate gods, is the most American thing I can think of. I can only hope I don't make it another 10 years to see what this country will become.

    • @sige7
      @sige7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give me a name

    • @merrickx
      @merrickx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, it doesn't work like that but yeah

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      People who are low key trying to recreate Black Mirror episodes shoudn't have so much money and power in out society 🤦‍♀️

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah bro that's metal as fuck

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Would you all eat my salami ?"
    Instant regret

  • @tomparker8282
    @tomparker8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The fact this all happened in the last 3 months has thrown me into an existential spiral

    • @Zakariyasen
      @Zakariyasen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait all that was just 3 months!?

    • @SunbleachedAngel
      @SunbleachedAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just makes me angry. But when I’m old enough, that second amendment is going to give that anger.. purpose, and direction..

    • @Creationweek
      @Creationweek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello, I want to officially welcome you to the club have a seat it look like we are all going to be here for a long time.

  • @laylaw9795
    @laylaw9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Lost my mind at the prison sentence technology, there’s literally an entire Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode about it called “Hard Time” talking about how awful it would be

    • @akrontranquillitas9504
      @akrontranquillitas9504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The movie "Demolition Man" comes to mind. And if you're curious about it Sargon of akkad Covers the politics of the movie.

    • @kilajuy
      @kilajuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      there's also a voyager episode that makes the assailant live the last few moments of life from the victim's point of view over and over again.

    • @kilajuy
      @kilajuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​ @k;igul;tfuil hopefully people will start thinking through their actions before they do them...

    • @MLGivens
      @MLGivens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      There is also a Black Mirror episode about it.

    • @VinegarPotato
      @VinegarPotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sword Art Online Alcilization does too. It is definitely an idea used in a lot of media.

  • @stocktonlord24
    @stocktonlord24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    The thing that pisses me off about the new pride flag is that the entire point of the OG flag is that it’s all the colors in the rainbow. EVERYONE IS INCLUDED, THATS THE POINT

    • @thedaytontriangle3448
      @thedaytontriangle3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Splodlesplurf

    • @bbbeebee7176
      @bbbeebee7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You refering to the 6 colour flag? Where the rainbow has 7?

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bbbeebee7176 the original pride flag had 8 colors

    • @Saberkun_KM
      @Saberkun_KM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      B...B...But I wanna feel special. Must add more colors!

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bbbeebee7176 Yes, they reduced the number of colours in the rainbow flag to make it easier to produce.

  • @rzr1191
    @rzr1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    imagine sentencing a mf to 1000 year mind prison and they come out super saiyan

    • @crankfastle3061
      @crankfastle3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you fucked up

    • @SgtEpicc
      @SgtEpicc ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@kazumak.1542 I'm as strong as an ant! If an ant was this big!

    • @Jimbobsurvives
      @Jimbobsurvives ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SgtEpiccwhat do you mean by that?

  • @RyanRyann13
    @RyanRyann13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Qanon theories are cute compared to real life at this point

  • @l_pin5930
    @l_pin5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "Salami made from human celebrities muscle cells"
    Looks like Cannibalism with extra steps

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Basically almost everything seen in this video is the epitome of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”

    • @N8Maple01
      @N8Maple01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also makes you think that maybe the Amish are on to something.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      10:50 ok, that's it, i'm going to bed....
      FUUUUUCK humanity.
      goodnight.

  • @timefororbit
    @timefororbit ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Blackrock is also part of the ESG scoring system, which allows it to control basically company that wants access to low interest loans. For instance, Exxon is one of the top 10 highest rated ESG compliant organizations, but Tesla has a worse "environmental" score because of something to do with free speech and online platforms. It's extremely dystopian.

    • @chinablue1699
      @chinablue1699 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      NO, dystopian is Obama signing C.I.S.A. into law and the main stream news media sweeping it under the rug so no one knows about it since they align with his political party, if Bush had taken away our privacy rights there literally would have been rioting by the leftist with the media promoting the story as heroic people fighting back against a fascist dictator.

    • @PrairieWolf45-u5p
      @PrairieWolf45-u5p หลายเดือนก่อน

      And one of their "assets" then tries to merc the former pres

  • @Xiporah
    @Xiporah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    My husband literally came out of the kitchen to hug me and say "Give me the salami, mommy." Thanks Shoe!

  • @GermanJet
    @GermanJet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "give me the salami, mommy" - shoeonhead 2021... ah yes, and the choir rejoiced and repeated this chant for all to hear through the kingdom.

    • @fossfox
      @fossfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @s.c.e.w
      @s.c.e.w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @kriptonite981
      @kriptonite981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @Sketcheroni
      @Sketcheroni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      give me the salami, mommy

  • @zacharymortensen4459
    @zacharymortensen4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    that ending music video is absolutely sick. Thank you Shoe for this S tier content.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      favorite part of the whole video i couldn't wait to share it just for that lmao

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Shoe0nHead Doubt you will agree, but Babies being incubated by machines doesnt sound like a bad idea. Back in the Feudal age, Women were forced into becoming wives, and even if they gave you a daughter, that wasnt good enough, give yours husband a politically-correct child, a son! and not to mention the Women who died to childbirth. Get machines to do it instead. We could even remove hereditary diseases with the right genes. No problem here.

    • @porktopus
      @porktopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🥺 great comment sir

    • @squealingsalamander6546
      @squealingsalamander6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shoe0nHead oh hey Shoe

    • @zacharymortensen4459
      @zacharymortensen4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Shoe0nHead It has big Brenden Urie vibes and I'm 1000% here for it.

  • @LocksAndChains
    @LocksAndChains ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That 1000-year mental prison sentence thing was literally the plot a Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode. It was horrifying (and inflicted upon an innocent man).

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great episode! Unfortunately, the ol' Reset Button came along the next week.

    • @Tarodan
      @Tarodan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was also used in what I found to be the most horrifying episode of Black Mirror. (Though I haven't watched all of it)

    • @kyledaugherty1609
      @kyledaugherty1609 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Hard Time". One of Miles' best showcases.

  • @DeathWishGaming
    @DeathWishGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Shoe: "I haven't gotten laid in two years."
    Five minutes later: "I never leave my room."
    Mystery solved.

    • @MrRafalel
      @MrRafalel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean... ... they could go there... I would
      Joke not joke

    • @odie9202
      @odie9202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gold

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I doubt that somehow.
      Shoe is too hot. ^^

    • @fuzzylogickben
      @fuzzylogickben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@FreedomAndPeaceOnly shoe is so hot she can power a professional microphone or a flash.

    • @johnsykes3970
      @johnsykes3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MrRafalel I mean, aren’t you *supposed* to go to the chick’s house? That’s what I’ve always thought. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Cuuppeli
    @Cuuppeli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I always have to mentally prepare for every episode of Hell World and it's never enough

  • @chris78102
    @chris78102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Watching this I was thinking "oh yeah I remember that from a long time ago." Turns out it was only the last 3 months and now my year is ruined. Thank you Shoe.

  • @alexanderamos4185
    @alexanderamos4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    She gets flagged by Disney for using Star Wars theme, and then this episode she’s got the theme from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean 😂🤣 I love the balls on this girl.

    • @djz.p.e.6260
      @djz.p.e.6260 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balls on a girl¿😣😖 I see a woman with Will and wit!🍵🧐

    • @painzrt7928
      @painzrt7928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You love what

    • @Actually_nobody_ever
      @Actually_nobody_ever 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd be careful with your words in this place, boy

  • @fredericodargel9919
    @fredericodargel9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Basically, Shadowrun; cyberpunk, wageslaves, megacorps. The only thing is left is the meteor that will bring magic, and by the looks of it, even though it’s magic, I wouldn’t be surprised at this point anymore.

    • @yellowbeard1
      @yellowbeard1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      At least some magic and elf women on OnlyFans would make the hellworld a bit more interesting for a bit. I'm sure it would get old quickly but it would be something new.

    • @marinatedweasel5424
      @marinatedweasel5424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Perhaps it’s time to Johnny silverhand and the megacorporations

    • @Lazar-TS
      @Lazar-TS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh my god meteors with unknown virus in them?
      Stand Powers finally?

    • @therongentille4412
      @therongentille4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Samael1113 no the year of the comet was an event fasa did, the return of magic to the world has always corresponded with 2012 and the mayan calendar in sr

    • @MySqueezingArm
      @MySqueezingArm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      40k incoming.

  • @shamp0ing339
    @shamp0ing339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    A billionaire blocking out the sun was literally the driving plot of the Simpsons episode Who Shot Mr. Burns

    • @MrHobbes08
      @MrHobbes08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Highlander 2

    • @Amesang
      @Amesang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrHobbes08 Ah, yes… _"the smartest sci-fi thriller since BLADE RUNNER."_

    • @theoreticallyspeaking3377
      @theoreticallyspeaking3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also how humanity fucked up fighting the robots in Matrix

    • @JH-no9sl
      @JH-no9sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget Futurama.

    • @justanotherpersonontheinte6151
      @justanotherpersonontheinte6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where’s Maggie when you need her?

  • @RoyalGuardEziode
    @RoyalGuardEziode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    How does making a criminal live 1000 years in their mind make them learn from their mistake? They'd literally go insane and probably go murdering or ending themselves

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      where are the thousand years supposed to be spent? alone in the darkness? in a simulated prison with other prisoners who are also in the mind prison? either way, no rehabilitation, just 100% crazy when it ends.

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Redmanticore yep. it's literally just torture. Nothing is gained from it. it's terrible

    • @kikomihov007
      @kikomihov007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought black mirror is far fetched :)

    • @TeleportRush
      @TeleportRush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Redmanticore Even existing on the internet for 1000 years sounds kind of dangerous to mental health. Such an idea has an ability to rehabilitate, but only if rehabilitation is the goal, which I'm very doubtful

    • @oreodepup
      @oreodepup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It sounds like a fucking super villain origin story

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Slowly but surely, 40k is become more of a prediction

    • @admiralhackett7686
      @admiralhackett7686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What sucks is I think we're gonna skip the dark age of technology utopia and just jump straight to grimdark

    • @lanetorty7529
      @lanetorty7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@admiralhackett7686 oh no......

    • @JURASSICLEGO777
      @JURASSICLEGO777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell na we probably are.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats a very optimist approach you have. If anything, before any advancements in technology come we will straight up enter the Unification Wars and wipe the human race out before the 41st millenium is even halfway there.

  • @tranquilthecat3417
    @tranquilthecat3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    "The Cicadas life is basically scream, fuck, die." Thats pretty fucken metal.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Same with dragonflies/damselflies but it's Kill, Fuck, Die.

    • @damianrehbein3992
      @damianrehbein3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thibautklinger5178
      That was ants I belive and the Fungus literally grows out of their Brain very visibly.

    • @SamSung-sl1is
      @SamSung-sl1is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, it's almost like people.

    • @tobymaltby6036
      @tobymaltby6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Preceded by a 17 year long childhood...
      remind you of any other species ... ?

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *write that down, write that down-*

  • @lemmonboy6459
    @lemmonboy6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Describing emerging Cicadas as, “too old for Drake Bell” is fucking gold

  • @darreideamos2309
    @darreideamos2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Seeing a robot drive by a homeless man is the most american thing ever

    • @I34VVI3U5
      @I34VVI3U5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pretty sure that would be, if it had some kind of stick to poke homeless people with, until they move out of the way.

    • @bencebenedek2610
      @bencebenedek2610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cryberpunk 2021

    • @stenzel27
      @stenzel27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You haven't seen a drone bomb one yet.

    • @yukiomishimafan
      @yukiomishimafan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile picture is the cutest thing ever

    • @9c7c
      @9c7c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yukiomishimafan the anime is called the

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My Mexican aunt once showed up to a family dinner with a bowl of crickets saying they were a delicacy" in Mexico (the rest of this side of the family is white). Most of my family members were skeptical, but she managed to persuade I think every one of my aunts and uncles to try one, but when she tried convincing my dad, he said "You try one," and she was like "Ew no I'm not gonna do that!"

  • @TheZakurumy
    @TheZakurumy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I don't even live in the USA and I got depression over the future this world is heading. Thanks Shoe!

    • @octaviodiaz7277
      @octaviodiaz7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just think about how much better it is now than in WW2 and WW1

    • @stefan.marsenicc
      @stefan.marsenicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@octaviodiaz7277 it would be even better if both finished differently

    • @Ayaanle07
      @Ayaanle07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sucks to hear

    • @academicorum3651
      @academicorum3651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally resumes my youtube experience

    • @JohnDarkSoul69
      @JohnDarkSoul69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you see, we're all fucked my man. live in USA or not. we're all heading towards some shit together

  • @elloitsjello3337
    @elloitsjello3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I like how we're getting to the futuristic dystopian society I thought was only possible in books and movies as a kid

    • @marcusappelberg369
      @marcusappelberg369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Massive income inequality, crime, housing crises. Extreme weather and rampant climate change. Global pandemic. Democracies falling into fascism and or neofeudalism. Religious extremists rising. Welcome to the fun world!

    • @elloitsjello3337
      @elloitsjello3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@marcusappelberg369 hell yeah!

    • @ordinarypigeon6918
      @ordinarypigeon6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Y'all, we gonna be fine! I played enough Fallout to know how to lead a society!

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s Rousseauean!

    • @SeleenShadowpaw
      @SeleenShadowpaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i'm just sad that it's the lamest brand of dystopia imaginable. My hometown didn't even got taken over by a dragon, the cyberware is going to suck hard, and the biggest evil scheme in corporate dominion seems either rent fraud or income tax evasion. It's just so lame xD

  • @PQRDG
    @PQRDG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Give me salami mommy” might be the most cursed sentence to come out of this video somehow

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I request the meat mothers

    • @joew.4073
      @joew.4073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can we just call her THE salami mommy?

  • @MrCytree
    @MrCytree 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I LOVE that you bought that bird mask for a 2 second bit. Worth it. As I was typing that first line you just made a joke about buying funko pops for a bit. Still worth it.

  • @ProgPro96
    @ProgPro96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Jeff Bezos has that "evil person in a cartoon" laugh... and that makes complete sense actually.

    • @davidcurren2587
      @davidcurren2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His laugh legitimately scares me.

  • @Micamicamico
    @Micamicamico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    The point of the rainbow is it represents everybody. Adding more is insane, it actively makes the flag not about everyone anymore

    • @paulmaul2186
      @paulmaul2186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No kidding. It looks ridiculous now. They painted sidewalks in my town with this ridiculous pattern.

    • @grambo4436
      @grambo4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      When grifters, opportunist and statist infiltrators ruined the symbology of movements. kind of makes you think!

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's a stupid fxcking flag and I'm LGBT

    • @lauren-db8zg
      @lauren-db8zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Booo, everyone is still included in the new flags. They exist to emphasize the inclusion of people who are sometimes left out. If u really hate it, the rainbow flag is still available for u to use

    • @lerpog4509
      @lerpog4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      its like saying you support lgbt and trans people….
      and? like thats what the t stands for

  • @cupidbeaux6251
    @cupidbeaux6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    When that guy started going on about how people don't wanna give up eating meat and we can use human engineering to solve that problem. I thought he was gonna talk about lab-created synthetic meat. I would have never have guess he'd be like "I think we should just force a food intolerance onto people without their consent, that's an option!" Like, I am all for making it so we no longer have to eat animals but not at the expensive of.... giving people allergies on purpose??? Idk I just don't think saving animals should come at the expense of hurting people but maybe I'm just wacky!

    • @godsavethequeen7299
      @godsavethequeen7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Exactly, I'm okay with the vegan movement by itself. But it's not a good thing hurt people (Including old people, children and pregnant women) to stop animals suffering.

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's also literal eugenics. God that was disgusting.

    • @godsavethequeen7299
      @godsavethequeen7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesLacroixx Why eugenics?

    • @ieajackson5518
      @ieajackson5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@godsavethequeen7299 because he means to genetically modify a person to stop them from having what they deem to be “negative traits”.

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@godsavethequeen7299 Selective breeding.

  • @Akintudne
    @Akintudne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Outer Limits (1995), S2E22 "The Sentence" explored the concept of VR prison where decades in the simulation pass in just hours. The creator accidentally gets trapped inside, and when he gets back out, he immediately tries to destroy the machine.

  • @Killerkiki313
    @Killerkiki313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    “Call me pessimistic... call me naive... call me a moron... call me an idiot... call me a slut.. tell me I’ve been bad.” IM DYING 😂😂😂 I had to watch that three times.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      15:16

    • @Killerkiki313
      @Killerkiki313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Vincent H. Nope! Not much at all. I like enjoying life :)

    • @SamSung-sl1is
      @SamSung-sl1is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've already called them those names.

    • @ThiagoSilvaHpsombra
      @ThiagoSilvaHpsombra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Funny to very hot in seconds

    • @Ambipath
      @Ambipath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those are rookies numbers

  • @mate_salamanca
    @mate_salamanca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    this series went from a fun way to see the collapse of society to actually seeing the whole world burn, while we wither into the abyss. what a fun way to get depressed

    • @Fireholder1
      @Fireholder1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      tfw you're so depressed you watch Shoe videos to cheer you up

    • @dramwertz4833
      @dramwertz4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Accept that humanity is doomed and just enjoy that you are able to watch the finale of a series going on the last several hundred thousand years.

    • @BasedPotat0
      @BasedPotat0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dramwertz4833 but what if I don't want to be a part in the story of how humanity fell?

    • @dramwertz4833
      @dramwertz4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BasedPotat0 you dont need to. You can just grab yourself some popcorn and watch. Sadly you will be involved a little bit but one can try to ignore that

    • @Matteus2109
      @Matteus2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

  • @OfficialMTTstudios
    @OfficialMTTstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Media”shoe is extremist leftist media”
    Shoe “man the world is on fire lol.”

    • @zachary7897
      @zachary7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Extremist leftist? Who says that? They all pretend like she is a right winger because she owns Feminists and SJWs
      Edit: I watched more of the video lmao

    • @heatherstacy2976
      @heatherstacy2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She shits on everyone and thats why I love her and always will ❤

    • @MrFragalax
      @MrFragalax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember when they thought she was right wing? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The weird thing is that her politics are actually pretty typical for her demographic, and although she can be a bit bombastic in her critiques of the rich, powerful, and stupid, she is pretty moderate in her opinions, if not in her artistic expression of those opinions.
      Shoe basically seems to believe in individual rights, non-discrimination, and a strong welfare state, so she's just a typical '80s-style liberal for the most part.
      As for her comedy, personality, editing skills, writing, etc., I think that's what sets her apart, but in a good way. She has put out some extremely high-quality productions, so maybe she is a quality extremist, and that's why the media decided to portray her as an "extremist leftist."

  • @novisstulus4631
    @novisstulus4631 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "human skin covers for phones" damn I ain't that desperate for physical contact.

  • @Douchenko
    @Douchenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    We’re really researching how to do extra physiological torture and how to make humans allergic to meat but not stopping climate change and a renewable source for oil

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup, cause that’s what the evil rich folks want. It’s all irrelevant at this point anyways, humanity will likely be extinct by 2072.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, but how would they get those chemicals into everyone, you would need some kind of forced injections at a massive scale, so i think were safe.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tuseroni6085 Not really, that particular tick enzyme could be spread as a gas, so they could use planes to disperse it, or better yet drones.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tuseroni6085 You know, like how crop dusters work.

    • @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346
      @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We already know how to stop climate change.

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "Shoe0nHead is the worst excuse for a 'leftist' I've ever heard of."
    _-"But you have heard of me."_
    Ight fine, take my like

    • @nordboer5684
      @nordboer5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Shoe0nHead is the worst excuse for a 'leftist' I've ever heard of."
      That's a compliment, being a leftie is cringe.

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nordboer5684 There are Left in the West?

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Based Viking
      what!! being left handed is super uncommon, we should be congratulating the ones who were born with such an ability! they are superior. now, if you're _ambidextrous..._ you should be worshipped as a god.

    • @MK_ultramaxing
      @MK_ultramaxing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nordboer5684 This is the left dissociating rather than admitting they read from a script, get ready for the doomer left

  • @OxyPox
    @OxyPox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    17:22 I know it's big pharma, but it still makes me so mad. I'm from Kentucky, and the opioid crisis here is really bad (my dad is an opioid addict). Not only mocking the intelligence of our citisens, our poverty, but also our drug crisis. And these regulations are slow to come while politicians are putting PAC money in their pocket.

  • @michaellugaresi700
    @michaellugaresi700 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just one year ago you answered the best question that I was having regarding all the empty apartment in London near the river. The F. black rock buy entire building and keep them empty for having they space and keep the price of rent high to push away the unpleasant people, that make sense.

  • @eyvweblog
    @eyvweblog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    the mind prison is LITERALLY a black mirror episode lmao

    • @trevorjames6185
      @trevorjames6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And an old star trek episode

    • @Gaius752
      @Gaius752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@trevorjames6185 Poor chief O'Brian :/

    • @matheuss886
      @matheuss886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And the artifical womb thing is literally Brave New World

    • @jromero9795
      @jromero9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matheuss886 and Axolotl Tanks from the Dune saga

    • @corvusnull5204
      @corvusnull5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is also a movie about this called OtherLife.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    5:17 "And part of the ocean caught fire"
    Maybe it is possible to have fire under the sea like in Spongebob

    • @user-jh3kz7dp2z
      @user-jh3kz7dp2z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      damn i see you everywhere and i never want it to stop

    • @someone-oe1mo
      @someone-oe1mo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess the Simpsons aren't the only ones with time trevaling writers

    • @matesz93hagyma72
      @matesz93hagyma72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you justin.ys son

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically, it was the oil on top of the ocean that caught fire. Oil and water don't mix.

    • @Miguel_Sacraaa
      @Miguel_Sacraaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro stfu you're not really creative with your comments

  • @nathanham3592
    @nathanham3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Shoe: Disney copy right struck me for using a few seconds of Star Wars music.
    Also Shoe: Let me use a few seconds of Pirates of the Caribbean music.
    Well good luck.

  • @timtim9791
    @timtim9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Sooo… I’m a conservative… and I absolutely love shoe ❤!! I seriously feel like no matter what your politics are Shoe drops some serious truth! Keep it coming June we’re here for it!!

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yikes

    • @Log-On-Line
      @Log-On-Line 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrlegodude96alt2 what

    • @hassansyed5036
      @hassansyed5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope she sees this bro.

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You don't have to say you're a conservative. Honestly, it's best just to distance yourself from either side and think independently like every other rational human being. You can form opinions without having to pick a team.

    • @ergorudolf1627
      @ergorudolf1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kitsuragi556 conservative and right wing are different

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    _"I have NEVER seen an attractive alien."_
    Are you just going to ignore them sweet quarian hips?

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      smh these scientists trying to say mass effect wasnt accurate??

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In the words of a random TH-cam comment, “those quarian hips don’t lie and neither do I”.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @polff8820
      @polff8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Reader Stuff you are talking about star wars or is there another togruta species? If star wars: 10/10 would put d in it.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their accents are even sexier.

  • @condotiero860
    @condotiero860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    'Turning celebrities into salami'
    Ah I see, this is our equivalent of drinking gladiator sweat...
    Clearly the end of days, i'll just show myself out.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't this cannibalism?

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually if they killed the celebrity we'd get a better world. Less 'popular idiots' saying something and then a ton of tweens go twitter about it and suddenly saying 'beef' is a racial slur or some such.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kinagrill But, we're not supposed to eat them. There's a reason cannibalism isn't something that's allowed in most places.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valterfara5027 we are supposed to eat the vatgrown cells of them instead?
      And you seriously missed my intent here.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kinagrill I mean: no eating human meat. Because it's bad.

  • @tylerisadumb
    @tylerisadumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Never has the title of "Hell World" ever been so accurate.

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hotter and truer by the year

    • @Bird.Lover6000
      @Bird.Lover6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly now I'm gonna protest pollution for making my schlong into a schmall 😠

    • @Snippe475
      @Snippe475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      just started the video, uh oh.

    • @4kuj1n
      @4kuj1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s getting more accurate, episode by episode

  • @jellyfishmachinist
    @jellyfishmachinist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are a treasure of dark comedy and present the abject absurdities we all must somehow live within and laugh and mock it's power over us . Keep calling out the nightmares and throw them in the bonfire of comedy.

  • @catdogfan732
    @catdogfan732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Isn't the whole "celebrity salami" thing kind of like casual cannibalism?

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It is, prepare your brain for deterioration with this fucking abomination.

    • @toothyluna4042
      @toothyluna4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Quiet fool, the James Franco salamis

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MalloonTarka Ever eaten some rough skin or swallowed some blood from a mouthbleed? Autocannibalism! :P

    • @TM-vl9su
      @TM-vl9su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally.

    • @runicvision26
      @runicvision26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s gmo free!

  • @MythicRanger2401
    @MythicRanger2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Aliens will probably be bug creatures"
    People who romanced Garrus and Vetra in Mass Effect: 👁👄👁

    • @Ankoku9999
      @Ankoku9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's be sincere if they want a male romance Garrus is the one he even do the imposible and make Shepard learn to dance or at least follow damn that's a legendary achievement... also Vetra she's nice in deed.
      Surely I the future ME will make Hannar, Krogan, Salarian, etc romance able xDD

    • @TheZakurumy
      @TheZakurumy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then proceed to tell us to eat bug. I think they want us to eat the aliens

    • @atashgallagher1631
      @atashgallagher1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tali is the best girl
      Garrus I'd the best boi
      If you have brain damage and fail to romance either of them then they end up together as they deserve.

    • @awol2019
      @awol2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrJustonemorevoice That's right, they are both dextro biology , almost forgot.

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tol spiky GF is best GF (if we're talking about Andromeda, anyway)

  • @ericmyrs
    @ericmyrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jeff Bezos already got that evil villain laugh nailed down. Now he only needs the volcano lair, and moon base. Of course, Elon Musk probably already built a dozen.

  • @CrystalStarscape
    @CrystalStarscape 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Shoe: like there's anything terrible that happens on this channel
    Also Shoe: *proceeds to immediately eat KitKat without separating them*

  • @boomer6056
    @boomer6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Man, I can't wait to work 22 hour shifts at a packaging company for $2 an hour to pay off the 10,234 dollar debt from my Kanye West salami addiction, all while raising a child from a pod with my robot wife (whom is probably cheating on me for the sentient toaster!) The future sounds very fun and exciting!

    • @hinamiravenroot7162
      @hinamiravenroot7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I really hope you counted that 2$ against inflation. Don't get your hopes up, bud

    • @reidfeldmonkey5078
      @reidfeldmonkey5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just make sure you don’t go to 12,000,000 year instant-jail

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey! At least you are alive. Us women are getting the chop once the tech nerds figure out how to out a synthetic womb in a tesla. Actually, I'd rather be dead. Good luck comrade.

    • @recklessgoon2308
      @recklessgoon2308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xxxxOS shit you’re right

    • @zingorideslegocreations3729
      @zingorideslegocreations3729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxxxOS Well, once the sexbots become good enough, sexual harassment against women might decrease. Why harass someone when you can get your pent up frustrations released without worry.

  • @TubeEamo
    @TubeEamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    "Go ahead, marry your cousin it's not that bad for your kids."
    From a genetic stand-point you might dodge any complications for one generation. However a few generations do this and it becomes very, very problematic for the children. Groups that practice first cousin marriage have a massive disparity in the national average for a host of disabilities compared to those with more genetic diversity. Recessive traits are no joke.

    • @ArturoLopez-ly2pn
      @ArturoLopez-ly2pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Brb gonna make my bloodline re-create the H A B S B U R G C H I N

    • @jimbology7617
      @jimbology7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ArturoLopez-ly2pn I was just about to comment "the Habsburgs would be proud"

    • @nemesis962074
      @nemesis962074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This is actually a pretty big problem in the Middle East

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm surprised this has to be explained to people, but then again most people don't even consider what happens beyond themselves, so

    • @aizen9693
      @aizen9693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah fr, not keeping the bloodline pure is the solemn reason why we're in this shit anyways.
      Seems now we have reached a critical mass of degeneracy, and we can't even think critically anymore.

  • @jon327
    @jon327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    When will conspiracy theories predict that everything is gonna be okay

    • @friedrichjaeger367
      @friedrichjaeger367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That would be too whacky of a theory even for the most seasoned flat earthers

    • @darreideamos2309
      @darreideamos2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woow that's the craziest and most insane conspiracy I have ever seen

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because conspiracy theorists that end up being right don’t believe what they do because it’s good. They warn us

    • @sergeantarchdornan1085
      @sergeantarchdornan1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no they exist, these are the only conspiracy theories we actually suppress

    • @thegrandmasterwizard
      @thegrandmasterwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did, it's called revelations... 😘

  • @Woodsy279
    @Woodsy279 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ive watched the hell world saga at least 10x, love watching whilst gaming, thank you for the great content 😊

  • @RightAsRainCreations
    @RightAsRainCreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    the production quality goes up, and the world plunges further into the rings of hell.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    Hey, who can argue with free comedy straight from the nursing home

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yt be censoring me

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I said like 50 curse words and they were all censored

    • @davidallamericananarchist9220
      @davidallamericananarchist9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      16:00 Real life Space Marines!!! Suffer not the heretic or the mutant or the xeno to live. The Emperor protects, let none survive...

    • @rong2912
      @rong2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude watching this while super baked is way too...

    • @K.Marie119
      @K.Marie119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please don't insult my residents/patients. Thanks.

  • @internetexplorer3317
    @internetexplorer3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Leftists: "Eat the rich"
    The rich: "Ok"

  • @phos4us
    @phos4us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Should I take the handcuffs off?”
    “No...”
    Shoe, can I come over?

  • @xscitobor1233
    @xscitobor1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    22:09 "like there is anything terrible that happens on this channel" she says while taking a bite out of a kitkat like a sandwich, Truly the worst leftist behavior I've ever seen.

  • @Shatterstar
    @Shatterstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I have never seen a attractive alien." Says somebody who clearly never played the Mass Effect trilogy.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah, halo, that sexy ass flood booteh. gravemind do be lookin' thicc.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually no human being has ever seen an alien. Period. Everything we've seen so far is earthborn.

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giygas is the best alien waifu

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or watched Species

    • @blastanoizz2
      @blastanoizz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      >tfw no thicc asari gf
      why even live

  • @HmmWho69
    @HmmWho69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The takeaway from this was 1. Shadowrun is coming, and we cant afford the augments. 2. possible slimegirls are out there 3. Shoe just fucking bites into a whole ass kitkat bar.

    • @phant0mwolf421
      @phant0mwolf421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And bit off a whole ass cricket head.

    • @lavantant2731
      @lavantant2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phant0mwolf421 they're literally not even bite sized and we just saw her eat a bite of a kitkat, this is the thing that made me maddest

    • @Argosaxelcaos
      @Argosaxelcaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still salty we live in a cyberpunk dystopia but there's no augments. Ig life is just slavery to corporate overlords uncaring of human life or the planet, at least give me the cool bits

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'll take shoe eating the bug as recompense for the unspeakable "KitKat incident"

  • @Rogue.Rainbow
    @Rogue.Rainbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “Go ahead, marry your cousin it’s not bad for your future kids” House Targaryen approves of this message

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So does the Habsburgs.... all of Zoroastrianism-following Royalty, etc.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kinagrill And the Whitakers of West Virginia.

  • @wearelegion2389
    @wearelegion2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Shoe: "Disney came for me because of a few seconds of Star Wars music"
    Also Shoe: Plays a few seconds of Pirates of the Caribbean.

    • @PeOnhunter
      @PeOnhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick it to the man!

  • @kingjest5257
    @kingjest5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Isn't eating cloned muscle cells from a celebrity, like... Cannibalism? In the literal sense?

    • @yahstino
      @yahstino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It is in fact cannibalism

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, like on a philosophy debate bro level you could say its ethical, but I think mentally I (and most of humanity) would not be okay with it

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look into "prions". Cuz this is how you get prions.

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti I wish I was surprised to hear that...thanks for the headsup bruv, I will check this out
      Edit: FUCK.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. People are starting to normalize fucking CANNIBALISM. Wtf is even going on

  • @davejohnson385
    @davejohnson385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aliens not fuckable, not with that attitude…
    So good, and this is why I watch. Thank you.

  • @johnsmith-de2py
    @johnsmith-de2py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    We're just in the early stages of a black mirror episode now.

    • @mahesw9637
      @mahesw9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      31:33 is literally White fucking Christmas

  • @CurtDegree
    @CurtDegree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I’m more and more convinced it’s not that scientists haven’t watched/read any dystopian science fiction… but that they’ve read it all, and just thought “Wow. Neat.” and then put in a grant study request to the NSA.

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do realize that a single horror study is not even a case study for the efficacy of the tangentially-related concepts that science can make real, right? Like, you understand the difference between fiction & reality, right? Some author has no understanding of the specifics of these technological advancements. Things go wrong for plot reasons, and nothing else.
      I mean... I really feel like I'm stating the painfully obvious... but then I see all kinds of random normies going way beyond making jokes, & trying to sound the alarm, as if that one show they watched gave them any real insight into the damn thing.

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell George Orwell wrote it in his companion book to 1984
      That governments and agencies would look at his work and get ideas from it

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twig8523
      Isaac Asimov...
      George Orwell...
      A handful of other well Known Dystopian fiction Authors....
      That focus mainly on short stories than full blown novels
      They knew damn well the implications of their "plot devices/gimmicks/functionality"
      That's why they wrote about it.

    • @CurtDegree
      @CurtDegree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shepardren8006 I don't think he understands that authors use the genre to explore and make commentary on the downfalls of the human condition when hypothetically handed a set of circumstances and/or powers, not the technologies or ideas which exist in the setting themselves, so you pointing out the authors and their work is probably lost on him.
      I would also venture of guess he's never looked into any of the MIT LSD studies, the Stafford prison experiment, the Murray Interrogation experiments, or even something basic like the WWII German and Japanese medical studies featuring Jewish and Chinese human test subjects (respectively) far enough to gain an appreciation for the fact that science can (and often does) venture into the horribly, horribly unethical and downright terrifying.
      Often times the desire for increased knowledge outweighs conscious respect for humanity inside of the class of people who dedicate their entire lives to their studies... Especially when that compulsion for further breakthroughs comes with the backing of a blank check.
      But I'm sure I'm just a loon who has read to much fiction, probably.

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CurtDegree True.
      I just find it hard how he called out the difference between fiction and reality regarding the subject matter.
      When practically almost every major headline Author did their research.
      Or lived it in some capacity.
      And a side little nitpick.... for both of you.
      This is a TH-cam comment section.
      Not a thesis paper on top of an addendum stapled to a rushed energy drink infused 5:45am paper.
      Chill out with the big words. It's ok to sound average.

  • @justinjernigan5696
    @justinjernigan5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Those Israeli "soldiers" on TikTok are actually Ukrainian and Russian models hired to do it. Slavic women telling Jewish and American men to die for Israel, lol.

    • @kartikshah551
      @kartikshah551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There are a lot of Russians and Ukrainians in israel

    • @jovanpetrovich9359
      @jovanpetrovich9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shit they're on to us

  • @CJ-ty5cj
    @CJ-ty5cj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These episodes are awesome… hope you keep this series going! Thanks!

  • @deez7729
    @deez7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I had never heard Jeff Bezos’s voice before this video, and he sounds like a cartoonish super rich villain to me.

    • @deez7729
      @deez7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @El Rey Quinones yes

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @El Rey Quinones Lex Bezos 😄

    • @johnbearjunkyard
      @johnbearjunkyard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and that supervillain laugh...

    • @maxireigl1919
      @maxireigl1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnbearjunkyard Oh yeah, from the Dr Octojeff video?

    • @youfacejarraxus3392
      @youfacejarraxus3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's cuz of those sweet sweet high quality steroids

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "prisoners can experience 1000 years sentence within 8 hours"
    We're approaching *1 Million years dungeon*

    • @dualremix494
      @dualremix494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's like they read the story "I have no mouth yet i must scream".

    • @georgetirado8614
      @georgetirado8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So black mirror then?

    • @insaneasilas
      @insaneasilas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be UNACCEPTABLE

    • @theuseraccountname
      @theuseraccountname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's completely evil dystopian shit there. You know it's not going to be used on the people who harm millions of people, it'll be used to make marijuana dealer be in prison for centuries/millennia.

    • @Skeleton69696
      @Skeleton69696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy!.That sure sounds like a fun ol' time hey buddies ol' chums?

  • @ryantheanimator1156
    @ryantheanimator1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    When the world needed Shoe the most, she came back!

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Come on Man! Reality has a way of intruding. Reality eventually intrudes on everything. I know I’m not supposed to like muscle cars, but I like muscle cars.

  • @NoDebuffs
    @NoDebuffs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:50, anyway, have you heard that a couple of years ago texas hit one of the lowest winters recorded. kinda makes one wonder how that affects the change from "global cooling" to golbal warming back to global cooling back to global warming back to climate change back to global warming back to climate change. all of this in less than 200 years. especially for a planet that has been slowly changing climates for the past 4 billion years. Anyway another fun fact, did you know that the earths magnetic poles change about once every 20k or 2k years, cant remember at the moment. And what would eliminating fossile fuels do, besides returning us to the dark ages, especially when one volcano can produce more carbon than all cars combined, in the span of a few weeks. thanks for coming to this ted talk, esp if anyone reads this.

  • @grantonator3884
    @grantonator3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Every 5 minutes, "Hey! it's just like that one episode of Black Mirror!"

    • @carnelianfox5010
      @carnelianfox5010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This series sums up "life is strange" better than the entirety of Life is Strange.

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The extended prison sentence one by using tech to mess with peoples brains is very much a black mirror episode lol. I remember it well. It was one of the best episodes imo

  • @jasonthomas5196
    @jasonthomas5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    so, a bleak future has presented itself. One where a father and daughter sit on their couch watching Trevor Noah, while french kissing and committing cannibalism by eating Tom Cruise salami.

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Only when she's home on leave from the war

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And then their baby is sitting in a fetus pod by the TV

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    34:19 how nice of them that they show us that "live their lives normally" actually means "slave away for their corporate overlords".

    • @maximum142
      @maximum142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, and a woman being pregnant with her future baby apparently is not "normal".

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:00 It says something about the current state of TH-cam that I took this as a VPN ad coming and started getting ready to skip 60 seconds.

  • @aetheric_dissonance
    @aetheric_dissonance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Alternative title: 42 minutes of hoping that you see "The Onion" logo, but you don't. Also - 31:30 - they're about to engineer a full on Sharingan. Pls end me

  • @clintholmes2061
    @clintholmes2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Playstation arabia not turning pride colors had me rolling.

  • @EskieDixon
    @EskieDixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “Yeah, my bidet does a great job.”
    “Ain’t that the guy in the White House?”
    - A Comment Thread I Recently Saw On Reddit

    • @crackedhelm4292
      @crackedhelm4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah reddit, never change, never change.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's an updoot if i saw one.

  • @what4494
    @what4494 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching these in reverse is a mind feck

  • @inaugurated
    @inaugurated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    The whole "tricking criminals minds into thinking they've served a 1000- year sentence" is directly taken from a Black Mirror episode.

    • @dragontyron
      @dragontyron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's also in Starset's music videos

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s by no means a new idea

    • @thenooblvl100
      @thenooblvl100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, White Christmas

    • @Proletarius87
      @Proletarius87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard about Eternal Prison created by Moebius the Time Streamer?

  • @charlesxavier4409
    @charlesxavier4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Americas military is clearly a KDA player, they don't care if they win as long as they get more kills.

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KDA? What is that

    • @uncertain_zee
      @uncertain_zee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@charlesdemers1197 (Kill+assist)/death ratio, or kill/death/assist, basically a ratio to check your performance on a game by comparing how many kills u get vs how many times u die

    • @Villani_AV
      @Villani_AV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They always play objective games too, so annoying

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Villani_AV the last time someone tried TDM they got banned for “genocide”

  • @AlbaDHattington
    @AlbaDHattington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    oh god it's kinda late i should go to sleep
    me after 10 minutes: GIVE ME THE SALAMI MOMMY

  • @matthewwoods6972
    @matthewwoods6972 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me at Monopoly. I didn't lose. I just walked away.