Top 5 ep. The weed vs alc banter was incredible. Matt calling shane to stand over the boiling alc, Shane calling Matt’s beaded bracelet a dope smoker’s blackbelt. The boys were on fire here
As soon as Matt said it smelled like alcohol BO upstairs and asked if shane had been drinking i knew Shane was gonna get sooo butthurt and not let it go 😂
That’s hilarious that Shane’s big brag back then was “I’ve gone on the road with BIG JAY… and there’s been times when he hasn’t buried me” lmao like what??
the old testament brings all dogs amazing "treats" the back n forth reminds me of how friends consistently spar... once one fires a shot the rest of the conversation the antenna is up just waiting for the other to slip up to make fun of the other and then back to normal convo (rinse and repeat) that's what makes mssp so good .. genuine friendship and sharp ass wit that not only makes us laugh but they themselves enjoy the sword fighting "pause" or should i say banter .. hail the old testament HAIL THEM
If you drink every night and have more than 3 especially? You're sort of definitely an alcoholic. I'm one. Not on Shane's master levels. But there's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic until you're like 45 i think
It’s actually the opposite I think because meat pies were made before fruit pies I believe but still the same premise like some dudes getting ready for dinner of a delicious meat pie and then takes a bite of berries like “what the fuck is this?, did you pick all our fruit just to make this?”
Yah. And the Flordia prosecutor has gone on record saying Drumpf was one of the few to fully corporate and reached out to talk to cops during Epstein's first arrest in Palm Beach
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Shane absolutely turns into Phil when he’s defending his drinking 😂😂😂
100%
Top 5 ep. The weed vs alc banter was incredible. Matt calling shane to stand over the boiling alc, Shane calling Matt’s beaded bracelet a dope smoker’s blackbelt. The boys were on fire here
I made a pie....
What's in it?
SOUP.
😂😂😂
Dope smokers black belt is insane😂
The Pearl Harbor conversation🤣🤣 "It was two planes right?" "Did you...What?" Do you think Pearl Harbor is 9-11. Hilarious lol
pearl harbor was an inside job also, no joke
I dead ass thought he was gonna try to do a 911/Pearl Harbor joke with the 2 planes part and then I slowly was like: "oh no he's being serious"
@@Jimbow-sz9khI just didnt get it and he gave up on it
Taj your thoughts are directed by ego and you should change that.
@@Nunya7211 lol what are you on about? I was pointing out a hilarious part of the podcast haha you're strange
“that junk in the Washington post” this is one of the best podcast episodes I’ve ever heard
Read*
Shout out the dawgs studying the old test once again
Ive watched this episode like 4 times lol
“I made a pie”
“What’s in it?”
“SOUP!”
Hearing them say “pot pie” 16 times in one minute was funny
they did the same shit with banana bread the other day I was mad as hell cuz I didn't have any 💀
THERES SOUP IN THIS?!
They're delish
God I wish I could see that professor's face when he listened to Matt's voicemail lmao.
“Hey Tim it’s Matt”
Matt not knowing about Pearl Harbor is insane to me but it makes sense
Not knowing a thing is fine by me. Having a whole different story in your head is another kind of strange.
Right, I thought he was older than me. I guess not everyone's dad is obsessed with war footage like mine.
I think its because that one photo of pearl harbor with a old zero down in the bay
catholic schools lol
@@mikeb9667 easy public boy
Matt accusing shane of being a stinking drunk is so damn funny
as a doper i can confirm matt had dope brain during the accusations
As soon as Matt said it smelled like alcohol BO upstairs and asked if shane had been drinking i knew Shane was gonna get sooo butthurt and not let it go 😂
27:50 the moment when shane's gay anxiety takes over
Lol the accusatory duel 3/4 through is so good damned funny
So fucking funny 😂
Shane drinks 50 BLs a week and is offended when someone thinks he might have drank alcohol recently
Lmfao at calling the professor 🤣
That argument at the end , with Shane getting accused of alcoholism, was intense 🔥🔥
Gets very defensive lol
Matt's on dope
@@bigben42 time yo!...?
That was so fucking funny
Matt thinking that Pearl Harbor was a false flag committed by two propeller planes is the most hilarious revisionist history ever
Best part of the poddy starts at 1:20:50
Matt are you on the dope?? LoL
You got dope brain
Matt was close to getting Shane to cry at 1:49:00 (starts at 1:47:00). Shane needed a hug from his little kid self, not the other way around.
1:10:11 “no you weren’t you got cabinet wrong”😂
You know matt lives in a bIk household because you can hear his smoke detector's batteries need changed out
a few episodes ago they were talking about banana bread, so i got my mom to make some. maybe i can finesse a pot pie now...
*mommy
It's been 4 months and I'm curious.. did you convince her to?
@M1dn1ght1n0saka yea I'm pretty sure she made some not long after lo l
Consequences of a GBP surplus
yo i cook crystal can we be best friends.
"Who gave you that bracelet? My friend, Whats your problem? They better be dead" 😂
God damn I love this cast! I've already listened to this before, but I'm double dippin like a true dawg
I'm on round 4, lol
My dawgs
@@thrasher606round four from episode one?? Holy shit man.
@@kriffapherreal dawgs listen unlimited times, I’ve listened 1-160 probably 3-4 times
@@thrasher606is tjjtjjtjturjjjr😊tt
The history with Shane episodes are straight up fire ! 🔥🔥🔥
Low key slaps
@@kyleadams6925Damn that Adam feller sure is cool as all heck huh?
one of the best eps. between the european history, the religious satire, weed vs alc, and the thanksgiving stories. classic ep.
Matt’s sound effect for an AR-15 is hilarious lmao
Matt "Heres the secrets of universe" McCusker
Mommmmmpooollnllnnlmlmlmllm promo lonnonm mmmlonnonlmlnllnnnllln momollnl lol plmlnmlmlmnn mmmmnknnnonnnonnoonjcxx
Whoops pocket comment some how
That’s hilarious that Shane’s big brag back then was “I’ve gone on the road with BIG JAY… and there’s been times when he hasn’t buried me” lmao like what??
in the old pods they always refer to big jay as a god
Matt talking about hugging his younger self legit made me tear up at work, and then the judge entered the chat and I shamed myself.
The 2nd half of this episode is fuckin hilarious. Shane's an alchy and Matt's a dirty dope addict 😂
Could yall imagine having a friendship like these 2? Daaaaawg.
This is an incredible episode. The Shaman mentally crippled shane and it was an absolute pleasure to see matt get under shanes skin
Might be the best cast to date
The 50-50
No 33-33-33
Argument was so funny
Tim heard that voicemail and pulled a Phil Gilly… “Hwat the hhhell?”
“Come on baby”😂😂😂
46:12 😂😂😂 fleshlights and holy water
I’m thankful for you guys
Priest fleshlight is genius!
The dawgz have many minds. All great.
Who let the Dawgz out?
K well it's obvious Shane was boozing upstairs midcast
Shane's reaction says he was drinking the night b4 .
the old testament brings all dogs amazing "treats" the back n forth reminds me of how friends consistently spar... once one fires a shot the rest of the conversation the antenna is up just waiting for the other to slip up to make fun of the other and then back to normal convo (rinse and repeat) that's what makes mssp so good .. genuine friendship and sharp ass wit that not only makes us laugh but they themselves enjoy the sword fighting "pause" or should i say banter .. hail the old testament HAIL THEM
Clash of the titans in this ep boys
22:39 Matt is just repeating what Shane just taught him and is acting like he knew it all along 😭
It ain’t a summer camp, I was a guide at an outdoor therapy program and that shit is metal
Yo. Guys....pot pie?
Spuder-man: No Gay Home
Spoiler the turdlin steals Aunt Bay
Doctor octavius sponge
@@ryanpipeline2559 😂
5 Minutes in, the DAWGS are firing on all cylinders with this one
Just checked the date and realized I'm listening exactly 4 years later
Unbelievably hot start to this one. Up the Dawgs
"Maybe lethal injection hurts like fuck"
Apparently it feels like drowning while paralyzed.
If you drink every night and have more than 3 especially? You're sort of definitely an alcoholic. I'm one. Not on Shane's master levels. But there's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic until you're like 45 i think
Beezer & The Turd sounds like a radio duo that's actually sick
Bring back the prank calls!
😂. This is like the buddies right in the room with you bickering 😂😂
Teacher what is dog brain? - does it mean basic? Eat, sleep, bark, bite, wag your tail, hump your leg? Or.....?
It’s actually the opposite I think because meat pies were made before fruit pies I believe but still the same premise like some dudes getting ready for dinner of a delicious meat pie and then takes a bite of berries like “what the fuck is this?, did you pick all our fruit just to make this?”
thats hilarious
Double dinner dude
God I just know those early fruit pies fucking suuuuucked
The mental image of a guy 3000 years ago getting mad at his wife for wasting all the fruit. 😂
1:02:45 The Mccuskers' hatred towards waps never fail to bring a smile on me
Idk what’s worse. Shane drinking on the job or Matt being a dope fiend. Either way, my heart is broken.
god damn the old test is so good, even 2nd time thru. this will always be my "i dont want to make a decision" listening choice.
I dont drink often and you most certainly can smell booze in the system 2 days after.
True priest player is an underrated bit
1:20:53
The o-line is bad and Wentz is good. Freezing cold takes.
I like when i found out how cool i was at 1:41:01 , I knew but its nice to have it confirmed
The minfulness stuff matt was talking about chokes me up every time
1:44:00
What are you trying to hint at bruh
@@Knuckleheaded76 nothing, just saving the mindfulness part
"who was it?? "
"It was an injin"
Hey Tim it's Matt. Bahahaha
1:49:40 😂😂 dont worry about it
Yo the inquisition has been notified on this one
Swiss Guards rock Mac 10’s. They is gonna feck you up
“A nice casual lock-in”
To try and claim the potato famine wasn't genocide is absolutely fucking insane.
Matt never played Medal of Honor
33:16
After the latest episode there is no doubt in my mind that’s exactly what the elites are up to
Dude i went to one of those camps. It's called wilderness therapy. Fuckin wild.
Did the potato famine guy ever call Matt back?
37:40 holy shit thank you Matt. Parents are fucked lol
Church talk is relatable
Lol storm the Vatican
1:06:26 😂😂 scrabble slurs
Bro this was my peak covid
After the argument at the end I can say with 100% certainty that Shane definitely drank that alcohol🧐
Pearl harbor double F
26:20 professor phone call
CABNET!!
Around 1:47:20 a daemon takes over the drunk
Outward Bound
Name of the “camp”
What’s in it? SOUP
Soldier drugs or draft dodger drugs. Nice
Sun worshipping lmao we ain't never heard that in the hood 😂
1:20:54 😂
Trump didn't go to Epstein island, he flew on his plane to NY once.
Yah. And the Flordia prosecutor has gone on record saying Drumpf was one of the few to fully corporate and reached out to talk to cops during Epstein's first arrest in Palm Beach
Hahahaha fucking classic
Yeah my😢
KISS HIM YOU MADMAN!!!!!!!