Hey guys - new dawg here. I have recently become a dawg and have thoroughly enjoyed the older stuff. Just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome and apologize for being late to the party. Better late than never. Thankful to have this wise counsel. Shaman for Pres. That is all.
@@1der607we see Shane transforming into more of a “safe” comedian as his star starts to shine before the SNL downfall, then up fall (?). It’s kind of annoying when you find the old stuff and see he went more “safe” for the Bud Light ads and Netflix shows.
@adamgardener8624 Epstein left everything he owned to his brother... Who looks just like him. And the island next to Epstein Island belongs to Joe bidens brother, who very recently had a scandal, this is the island with the submarine pen and airport... Enjoy.
R Kelly learning to read and then Muhammad being on to catch a predator… boy oh boy… those were two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on any podcast
Im on pain killers while listening to this due to a work injury and for the past 15 minutes ive been imgagining what itd be like if Spud and Shane swapped voices. Thatd be wild. Almost to perfect.
When I was in jail for the first time, it was one of the handful of times I had gone in, but I had said in the past I had thought about suicide but obviously didn't do it and I got over it and all this. Well, I kept getting these COs coming to my cell and just quickly looking in and walking away. I asked my celly wtf is this dude doing he said it was suicide watch. So just me mentioning that in the past I had considered suicide but didn't go through with anything and didnt feel that way anymore but they still put me on suicide watch and shit. It was like that at all 3 jails I did little bids in. They do not fuck around with suicide shit
I love how every conspiracy is introduced as nuts, winds up sounding somewhat plausible, or at least possible, than initial impressions, and can be traced back to the prince or the queen and their puppeteering. never thought of the royal family as cunning or intelligent before, but perhaps thats precisely because of their superior cunning/intelligence
1:29:46 shout out to Matt for being real and not greedy. I’ll happily support something I think is funny on my own decision, but when the guests (I love billy and war mode and gerbie) start complaining about subscriptions when it’s “only”1900/2400 aka 85+ percent of viewers paying for what is essentially just dudes talking, it’s pretty annoying.
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billy and spud funnier than 90% of standups
Are you saying Schultz and Chappelle steal jokes?
Billy and spud might the funniest of people. They objectively give matt and shane a run for their money imo
@@DonkeyHotay794Schultz is a hack faker. And what does that comment have to do with accusations of stealing?
@@christianyork5012he’s making an accusation with his reply
But we’re just laughing at spud and billy 😂😂😂 it’s not like they are telling jokes
I’m now here listening to Old Testament in 2024. The golden oldies
The criterion collection
“What make & model? Power Wheel?” might be a Top 3 quote all time MSSP
Also loved Matt calling him a good boy instead of the usual great guy
80 pony power baby
ppppp❤❤❤p❤❤❤ pop❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤p❤❤ pop j
funniest joke matt’s ever made
Hey guys - new dawg here. I have recently become a dawg and have thoroughly enjoyed the older stuff. Just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome and apologize for being late to the party. Better late than never. Thankful to have this wise counsel. Shaman for Pres.
That is all.
Welcome fellow dawg
Your gay
you’re gay for writing this, i’m gay for replying. welcome to the party dawg, enjoy sifting through the ancient texts🤞🏼
We welcome all new wonders into our glorious dawg world, start from the start in the Old Testament right on through too the newer times
If you want the elusive military dawg paytch hmu
I’m from the future, finding out that bill used to suck Matt’s nipples is the greatest thing of all time
Lil baby billy
@@blickluke brother boy
That’s my the shaman loves his nippies sucked while he plays with his bird. He said he prefers it to sex. Full circle bro 😂
Major sexual tension
@@blicklukelittle bill Nas X
This might be the most Shrek 1 cast I've seen so far. Top notch primo box from the skis
Hatecha
personally stroked to it myself💦💦
So happy I found full length older episodes these old episodes are golden 😂
OT makes NT seem average
@@1der607we see Shane transforming into more of a “safe” comedian as his star starts to shine before the SNL downfall, then up fall (?). It’s kind of annoying when you find the old stuff and see he went more “safe” for the Bud Light ads and Netflix shows.
“Dude, you ever get into internal family systems?” Classic Matt.
Holy shit Matt’s power wheel joke had me cackling this might be the best cast ever
Shout out the shaman, shout out the minister farakahn, shout out the New Testament, SODTAOE
Farakhan? The race baiter?@@townesprescot5441
“India’s goin after Kashmir like some hot boys dude, they’re looking for bobs in Kashmir”-spuds the man
Matt getting right into it with the numbers talk is so epic.
Dude in the reddit was right, this was epic
Les Redditors strike again
Pshhh reddit nerd
He really was
Damn, spud called the Steele dossier like 3 years in advance.
It was clear as day 3 years ago.
He is out of his mind with the "Epstein is still alive" stuff
@@adamgardener8624I don't doubt anything anymore. Could be. Couldn't be.
Spot on with Obama getting executed by a military tribunal too
@adamgardener8624
Epstein left everything he owned to his brother...
Who looks just like him.
And the island next to Epstein Island belongs to Joe bidens brother, who very recently had a scandal, this is the island with the submarine pen and airport...
Enjoy.
1:28:50 "too many cats on the team, we need more dawgz" hell yeah shout out to the dawgz
Meow
@@Stoney521 dammit! How'd you get in?
@@Stoney521 shoo pussy
pound for pound felines massacre canines
lol 3 month old feral cats can turn full grown toy dogs 3 times their size into jerky and red jelly
@@jiger2396 yeah I agree, on St Rogies I heard if you scale a cat up to the size of a tiger the cat would be 30% stronger than it....
Real talk
The Bearenstein Barely Legals was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard
not to be that guy but it's Berenstain Bears. Bearenstain Bears would be redundant
@@SerenitynowwwwwYou’re quite literally being “that guy” right now.
This has to be my favorite ep and I’ve watched dozens. Please get billy and spud on as much as possible and just do your thing
Spud is something else 😂
Are they related to Matt & Shane?
@@nomaddennis2126 Billy AKA 🌈💵 is the brother of Matthew. Spud was friends with the McCusker family. Both are Shane's gay lovers
@@toastedt140 thanks dude
I think im about 2 weeks in on a Gillis Marathon. Maybe 3. I dont watch tv. Im playing youtube at least 8 hrs a day. And my history is only mssp
You gotta get your life together and seal the deal with a massive dose of shrooms
@@GrrillaFinger lmao. Been there done that lol.
The dawgs run in packs
You aren’t truly listening then cause you should have clips they’ve referenced in your history too
talk about an Unpopular Opinion
R Kelly learning to read and then Muhammad being on to catch a predator… boy oh boy… those were two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on any podcast
I lost it at “it’s like teaching a man to fish… in the opposite” 40:00
I feel kinda bad for Matt and Shane. I feel bad that they don't get to enjoy mssp the way we do. Since you know...they are themselves.
shane def enjoys the insane shit matt says as much as anyone
Actually having the conversation is much better than listening to it. You'll never be able to enjoy it they way that they do
@@saltyb2363 eternally cucked
They get to enjoy their patreon checks
“It’s a shame I’ll never get to see me perform live.”
1:26:24 lmao spud throwing the baby down the stairs 😮😂😂
45:25 Shane dropping another C bomb 😂
Shhhhhh
Hilarious cause it’s basically the same joke that got him in trouble about some old times guy deciding that 😂
I thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What make and model, power wheel?” fucking killed me 💀
Billy should be the PR rep for MSSP
listening to the OT and catching these ones is worth all the time in the world
The pre Warmode Warroom saga is phenomenal 😂
3 years later the nipple gear still cracks me up
Informative, controversial, and hilarious. Perhaps my favorite episode.
Try 118 bro
@@drewthom6065 good looks on the rec, hilarious episode
38:13 Matt’s black side is strong asf lmao 😂
Bill and Spud are gods
Cash for clunkers absolutely destroyed the used car market
Ruined the car market period
Yep. It devastated a lot of car related hobbies, too.
The best. I laughed out loud at work.
I kaughed cereal all over
41:47 always love when a good o’contact gets slipped in😭 Matt especially loves that shit
*_If you belieeeve! They put a Jew on the Moon! Jew on the Moooon!_* 🤣🤣🤣
The nod to Million Dollar Extreme was dope. Would be cool to have Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort on this podcast
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Cant find the full episode anymore, but here's as close as we've got
Nothing like the Disgusting Brothers!
1:02:14 Billy nipple suck story
You're a hero.
Dawg, I totally had the hulk Hogan and ultimate warrior buddy dolls
Yooooooo!! Same
1:36 i worked with a chinese man named Chin Wang in 2010, i haven't stopped laughing since... fax!!!
Bill and Spud are literally right about everything, and I have a masters degree
Im on pain killers while listening to this due to a work injury and for the past 15 minutes ive been imgagining what itd be like if Spud and Shane swapped voices.
Thatd be wild.
Almost to perfect.
im pumped i found these bros history podcast , im addicted, i kno this shit 3 yrs old but its new to me
Bro 2001: a space odyssey came out in the 60s but it still one of the best films of all time, you're good!
They had my fifth grade class sing "world's greatest" for our graduation. And that was in 2010
No no no we dont call them that anymore... i love the classics.
What episodes have Mckeever? Dude rules
1:19:40 “pretty much got 80% airplanes down”
what’s the make and model? POWERWHEEL? bro i’m fuckin cryin
Timestamp 1:12:00 for my dawgz 🤣
@Radio Farts 🫡
This will go down as one of the greatest pods of all time
The founding fathers comparison : Shane is Franklin , Matt is Jefferson, bill is Washington and spud is def Adams
Is... is Matt Jefferson because he has black kids?
@@DatBoi-mo9vcJefferson was the first black conservative
@@connorbeck575 big facts the libs dont want you to know
Beer just went up my nose when Matt said power wheel lmfao
2024 and Spud is still the man!
The rock barbequing the severed hand in Pain and Gain was hilarious
When I was in jail for the first time, it was one of the handful of times I had gone in, but I had said in the past I had thought about suicide but obviously didn't do it and I got over it and all this. Well, I kept getting these COs coming to my cell and just quickly looking in and walking away. I asked my celly wtf is this dude doing he said it was suicide watch. So just me mentioning that in the past I had considered suicide but didn't go through with anything and didnt feel that way anymore but they still put me on suicide watch and shit. It was like that at all 3 jails I did little bids in. They do not fuck around with suicide shit
Greatest Uncle's episode yet
Shane just throwing silly quips whole everyone is rambling off conspiracy theories is hilarious
9:18 3 years ago it sounded wild and today it sounds a little tame. We getting the list first week of January allegedly.
Billy sucking Matt's nipple is so silly
Fuck I remember this cast I remember geeking that Matt accidentally said mush-lims
Spud man running out of breath during his breath is classic
These Q people turned out to be completely insane 😂😂😂😂
I love how every conspiracy is introduced as nuts, winds up sounding somewhat plausible, or at least possible, than initial impressions, and can be traced back to the prince or the queen and their puppeteering. never thought of the royal family as cunning or intelligent before, but perhaps thats precisely because of their superior cunning/intelligence
1:12:07 Mount Rushmore McCusker
4:48 A.M. in the war room. Remaining at 432 hertz has taken a lot out of me. Need more cidies
She was a little morsel. She was a nice chubby morsel 😂😂😂
The Michael Jackson looper shit fuckin killed me
What make and model? Power wheels?
This is one of the funnier podcast eps ever. So fucking good
Warmode batting 1.000
6:51 sounds like a metal gear plot
Love laughing with the boys…. Funniest thing was someone saying “Q hasn’t been wrong yet!” The Q shit now being taken seriously is fucking hilarious
The Reddit went gay for sure. About 3-4 years ago lol. The real new Reddit Old Testament vibe is the radio dawgs comment section lol
This is still so good
This might be the funniest ep logged ever
1:29:46 shout out to Matt for being real and not greedy. I’ll happily support something I think is funny on my own decision, but when the guests (I love billy and war mode and gerbie) start complaining about subscriptions when it’s “only”1900/2400 aka 85+ percent of viewers paying for what is essentially just dudes talking, it’s pretty annoying.
Revisiting rn and spud was right on the ball dude Reddit might be the key
This dude is so damn funny! Love these guys together.
Most people still don't know this, to this day...but Billy IS Spud. They are the same person.
Shut the fuck up they're listening
Did Billy and Spud ever get into Barr's Space Relations book?
50:30 the prophet would have been in the island lmaooooo thats insane
Matt's "don't careeee" at the end Hahaha
Damn making fun of spuds dead mom for having cancer Is a little fucking gay
His mom died? Thats gay
Knowing the tidal wave headed for Shane as he tries to be on good behavior is hilarious
spud is a true leader of the resistance. viavia la resistonace
👀
Now that Shane is huge and all over everything social media I really hope he remembers that this is the shit that makes him great.
Us natives only know cuz of Patrice lol
What does shane mean when he says 'i havent dipped in a while' ?
You’re a gay city boy. Dipping tobacco
Tim Tebow always been elusive in the pocket
Me and the boys ate ecstasy the night Obamina got elected 😂😂😂
This is gold!😂
I still use Billy's Old Wiseman Tale today
"Spud you look like O'conor and Tim Dillion morphed"
Lmfaooooooooooo
Spud just casually mentioning the tunnels on epsteins island in 2019 damnnn
“What make and model? Power wheels?”
Timestamp 1:12:00 lmao
Definitely the best ep
Hey Dawgs im from the future 2024 you guys are doing good 👍. P.S. we need this energy election time is here
I always got to spin this classic back
Billy is fucking hilarious.
Pythagoreans would spit on the ground whenever the duad/2 was mentioned
18:00 matchew
36:28
Is the little guy mikey? Related to spud...