True Facts: Dangerous Little Ticks

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    CREDITS:
    Footage from ‘The Tick Ixodes Ricinus and Lyme Disease’
    licensed from and provided by
    Technische Informationsbibliothek (TIB) : www.tib.eu/en/
    The original footage was created by:
    Dr. Franz-Rainer Matuschka, Freie Universität Berlin
    Dr. Andrew Spielman, Harvard School of Public Health
    Institut für den Wissenschaftlichen Film Gottingen

    Dr. Uwe Sander - Director, Research
    Regine Feldmann - Editor
    Camera: Jurgen Kaeding, Kuno Lechner,
    Michael Schorsch, Hort Witman.
    Extra special thank you to Dr. Dania Richter for her time and
    for her patience in helping me understand the remarkable
    life cycle of the Ixodes ticks. Dr. Richter led me to the
    remarkable documentary that is featured throughout this
    episode.
    Thank you to Dania Richter, Franz-Rainer Matuschka,
    Andrew Spielman and L. Mahadevan for allowing me
    the use of images and footage from their amazing work
    on the feeding apparatus in:
    How ticks get under your skin: insertion mechanics of
    the feeding apparatus of Ixodes ricinus ticks
    dx.doi.org/10.1098/rspb.2013.1758
    Special thank to Marie Vancová, Tomáš Bílý, Ladislav Šimo,
    Jan Touš, Petr Horodyský, Daniel Růžek, Adam Novobilský,
    Jiří Salát, Martin Strnad, Daniel E. Sonenshine,
    Libor Grubhoffer & Jana Nebesářová for making their work
    available through the CC 4.0 license.
    Three-dimensional reconstruction of the feeding apparatus
    of the tick Ixodes ricinus (Acari: Ixodidae): a new insight into
    the mechanism of blood-feeding
    doi.org/10.1038/s41598-019-56...
    Thank you to Graham Hickling for licensing me his excellent
    footage of the egg laying process and Gene’s organ.
    Check him out at: vimeo.com/user565817
    Thank you Patrons Andrew Pann &
    Rick Rubenstein for inspiring jokes,
    and Tina Persson for asking that the
    tick not be named Tina)
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    • @LittleBallOfPurr
      @LittleBallOfPurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

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  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4498

    Zefrank was definitely told by someone that when he says “tick” it sounds like “dick” and instantly knew what video he wanted to make next.

    • @et5216
      @et5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I swear I’m brand new to this guy and every time he said “tick” I heard “dick”

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I had to make myself hear "tick", because I kept hearing "dick", especially at the beginning. I kept waiting for him to correct himself like he does or something.

    • @karmabum21
      @karmabum21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      oh he was definitely saying dick lol

    • @urockitony2
      @urockitony2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      OK, good, so it wasn't just me who kept hearing that...lol

    • @tekkensentai
      @tekkensentai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The auto subtitles read “dick” in the first minute

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    • @saskatoonyu
      @saskatoonyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

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  • @iancr8199
    @iancr8199 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    So much fun learning about hard and soft đicks. Thank you Zefrank :)

    • @liamaincraft7614
      @liamaincraft7614 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same

    • @genxindia1154
      @genxindia1154 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ahahahahah I saw the subtitles as well

    • @Veggiebagel74
      @Veggiebagel74 ปีที่แล้ว

      “You look down in the shower and see a dick”

    • @abigail1002
      @abigail1002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr

    • @Mike-tk6wr
      @Mike-tk6wr ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad info bruh. I learnt so much about the features my dick can unlock at its full potential.

  • @justxbreathe
    @justxbreathe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    My mother & I have a twisted habit of exploiting one-another’s weaknesses in a cruel but lighthearted bit of family friendly sadism. Her weakness is hair in food, second only to ticks… i just.. i just don’t think I can thank you enough for this absolute gift. She has no idea what’s coming.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How’d you get the video to her? You gotta give us the update

    • @justxbreathe
      @justxbreathe หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Update: I sent it to her just before she went to sleep in a foreign hotel, which she did not enjoy and assured me I would regret it - some time later she sent me a video showing how Ramen noodles are covered in flour mites. To which I introduced her to cheese mites. Currently waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@justxbreathethis is what I call good old fashioned family fun!

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You should update us periodically on how nice y'all are to each other. My mom died when I was 17 but I like to imagine if she was still alive, we'd have a relationship similar to y'alls. 😁

    • @Howwerelivingfishing
      @Howwerelivingfishing 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@justxbreathegrain mites are disgusting if they start an infestation. I learned about them the hard way when I was breeding mealworms 🤢

  • @rofl_waffl
    @rofl_waffl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14543

    He's not even saying ticks, all I can hear is the "D" and the innuendos are amazing

    • @gayas3695
      @gayas3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      The subtitles too lol

    • @chloe-mariedavidson5123
      @chloe-mariedavidson5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      Yeah the subtitles are just so funny to read.

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      I think that's the joke.

    • @natwest1971
      @natwest1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I was just checking the comments to see if I was the only one 😂

    • @seraphywang4638
      @seraphywang4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Especially the beginning

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14218

    This video just made me feel like one of these lil buggers was crawling on me the whole time lmaoo

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Worry not as ticks dont usually stick to humans, however bed bugs and lice do.

    • @EmviloriamE
      @EmviloriamE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WingMaster562 5:07

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@EmviloriamE emphasis on "usually"

    • @YouLookedLoser
      @YouLookedLoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@WingMaster562 Ah yes we have an internet expert over here, any other wisdom you wish to tell us you scholar you

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@YouLookedLoser source : "dude trust me" and "My dad works for nintendo"
      .
      Jokes aside, I have been a dog owner for a decade and now. Being in the Philippines means tropical climate means that ticks always find ways to get to my dogs. Besides being a pain in the ass to remove to dogs, those buggers never latched to me to make me a host.
      I just dont want people to worry too much about these ticks, as lice and bedbugs are more prone to latch on humans

  • @ChickadeeChickadaa
    @ChickadeeChickadaa ปีที่แล้ว +398

    As a guy with a Biology degree and at least 20 tick bites under his belt, this is the best worst thing I've ever seen. Thank you for a wonderful Thanksgiving 💛

    • @theflyingcrud
      @theflyingcrud ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least 20 ain't too bad honestly. I grew up in the mountains and almost certainly have had more than 100. And have had Lyme. I hope you never go through that, it sucks dude

    • @grablit
      @grablit ปีที่แล้ว +20

      20 bites under the belt? Thats rough, they couldve went for your stomach or something.

    • @samnewman3123
      @samnewman3123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never been bitten and never want to get bitten here. 🤣

    • @labermichnichtzu8003
      @labermichnichtzu8003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro literally has 4 million subs. Do you genuinely think that those 2 bucks are well spent here? Didn't know that you can get a biology degree with the IQ of a stone.

    • @dtk1985
      @dtk1985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      20 in your whole life is not that bad. i had 11 ticks in me at the same time after a night when I got drunk and went to sleep on the forest floor. took me a few days to find and remove all of them of course

  • @April4YHWH
    @April4YHWH หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    After suffering a whole lot of pain for 20 years, I was finally diagnosed. Chronic Lyme disease. I hate ticks.

    • @lilyhempt1144
      @lilyhempt1144 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That sucks. ….lol

    • @April4YHWH
      @April4YHWH 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lilyhempt1144 believe me, it’s nothing to be laughing about, regardless of who has it. Someone else’s pain is amusing?

  • @panthera9151
    @panthera9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7540

    Dad once thought it would be funny to catch the hedgehog that wandered through the garden, and since wild animals are usually full of parasites, sure enough he caught a tick. That wouldn't be such a problem on its own, if only it didn't turn green. Grandma (from mom's side) was a doctor and urged him to get tested for Lyme, and sent the dead tick for testing as well. Dad was fine, fortunately, and it turns out that the reason the tick turned green and died was due to severe alcohol poisoning.

    • @redraven8482
      @redraven8482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @damnndamo6086
      @damnndamo6086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

      If this is true that's insane

    • @cmataira
      @cmataira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Hahaha love the story!

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Talk about layers....😄😄

    • @BumpkinTheSnitch
      @BumpkinTheSnitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dražen g Don’t suck like a tick!

  • @K28_0
    @K28_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    remember guys, there’s only 2 types of “D”ticks. soft “D”ticks and hard “D”ticks

    • @KyoonF
      @KyoonF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that's what i heard 🤣

    • @learnwithme-tjmicks
      @learnwithme-tjmicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nanachise
      @Nanachise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao i never laughed that hard

    • @Dino-is1oj
      @Dino-is1oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I will remember

    • @vincenthalaby5442
      @vincenthalaby5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpnona3544
    @jpnona3544 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bro knew EXACTLY what he was doing 💀

  • @coalfpv
    @coalfpv ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Absolutely brilliant. From the ambiguous accent to demeaning the editor in voiceover, this was extremely well presented. Thank you.

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    “As is the custom” better be a running joke now

  • @nickb3968
    @nickb3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I definitely heard the change from "D" to "T" around the 30 second mark

    • @mysticalfox4546
      @mysticalfox4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes, I thought I was going crazy. I even had the subtitles and indeed it kept changing back and forth.

    • @belphegren2062
      @belphegren2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @mrN3w7
      @mrN3w7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you sure he is using T at all... I can't hear it :D.

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I heard it, and lolled.

    • @Bully50
      @Bully50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I wasn’t the only one

  • @nickrider5220
    @nickrider5220 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Was bitten by a Lyme infected tick 14 years ago, didn't know of L.disease at the time. Didn't get any treatment for over a year, got pretty ill, had to give up work in the end - pretty restricted what I can do now.....Lyme disease can be an absolute life changing illness !! Damn ticks 🤬

  • @Redvictory612
    @Redvictory612 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A teacher of mine showed us this video the day after a field trip to show us some stuff about ticks, glad he chose this one in particular

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4769

    Sounds like Zefrank is “ticked” off by Jerry

    • @breezyjr
      @breezyjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dad jokes FTW!

    • @MissEarthling
      @MissEarthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayy
      👉👉

    • @MsAwsomeanimegirl
      @MsAwsomeanimegirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He needs to stop bugging him 😏

    • @joshuamattingly1232
      @joshuamattingly1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Badum tsss. As a guy who enjoys a good pun, well done dear person, you get two thumbs up.

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @WANT S[Е]Х - check my vidео ! This sechx bot wants ticks infected with Reportious Manyious.

  • @aferalpeach2771
    @aferalpeach2771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    No one:
    The subtitles whenever Zefrank said "tick": *d ¡ c k*

    • @Tzxstan
      @Tzxstan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOLOL I READ AS THAT IN THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO

    • @priest9838
      @priest9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was looking for this in the comment

    • @Karmai9
      @Karmai9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sus

    • @Karmai9
      @Karmai9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pizzamozzarella12
      @pizzamozzarella12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂😂😂

  • @benjaminwalters2188
    @benjaminwalters2188 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Butt first sorry but first" is one of the best lines in the whole series😂 love your videos zefrank

  • @pjyoung191
    @pjyoung191 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So I'm currently doing a dog grooming course at college and we have to know about parasite life cycles for the theory exam. This is easily the best (and funniest) way to revise

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17280

    Ah yes, zefrank knows everything there is to know about hardicks

    • @rav5247
      @rav5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      😳😳😳

    • @leontoro4737
      @leontoro4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      So do I, study hardicks often

    • @aaqka
      @aaqka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😳

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      oh god now I get it

    • @zacharyportnoy7618
      @zacharyportnoy7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Oh your here too I see

  • @upyoursdotcom
    @upyoursdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    I love how Jerry hasn't been fired yet, after years of fucking everything up

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He is incompetent, yet charming

    • @aerialarboreal9005
      @aerialarboreal9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He's like the weatherman... It's only job where you can be wrong every day but they can't fire you!!!

    • @Juber777
      @Juber777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's married to ZeFrank daughter... Bethany...😏😉 ..

    • @jimmynoname4089
      @jimmynoname4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can’t fire your split personality

    • @mr7shesha001
      @mr7shesha001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh how foolish you are sweet summer child. Jerry is the reason Zefrank has made it this far. Without Jerry, we would not have Zefrank.

  • @sarahnicole6147
    @sarahnicole6147 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dirty tick will always make you sick. Keep away from dirty ticks.

  • @TonyTowers22
    @TonyTowers22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The comedic relief is the reason I was able to bear this horrendous documentary

  • @majimoo
    @majimoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "What a nice video to watch over lunch" - me 10 minutes before skipping lunch

    • @manonthebrain
      @manonthebrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You best spend that $14.99 on a curiosity subscription.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I just ate before watching this and I envy you.

    • @mickiblay1
      @mickiblay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile, there's me, proceeding to eat my what remained of my cheese with ZERO fucks to give.

  • @starblossum541
    @starblossum541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Fun fact: if you inject hydrogen peroxide in a tick, it will explode

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Fun for everyone except the Tick, but fuck Ticks anyway

    • @captaincommunism723
      @captaincommunism723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Ferb, I know what we're doing today

    • @eggchin9721
      @eggchin9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Is there any videos of this

    • @gizmonicman9879
      @gizmonicman9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I would pay to watch a video of this.

    • @urbannanni5864
      @urbannanni5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I've never considered shooting up a tick, but I am looking for a spare insulin syringe now. I hate ticks with a passion!

  • @uhurawoods8602
    @uhurawoods8602 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I love that he's as tickled as I am with his script 💯 You know you're on to something when you can't contain giggles while reading 💯

    • @cartoonistanonymous
      @cartoonistanonymous 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey watch your langua- oh, sorry, you said "tickle".

  • @lorencarlin2087
    @lorencarlin2087 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    This man is a jewel! I honestly hope some nature documentary hires him as narrator. I'd watch the crap outta that. Don't forget Jerry, the silent, but comic foil. Gotta have him along on all auditions.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've always presumed that there is no Jerry, and Frank just needed someone to talk to and whipped "Jerry" up outta thin air. I could be wrong, and I can't decide if Jerry being real would be worse than him being fake.

    • @lorencarlin2087
      @lorencarlin2087 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 No, unfortunately, Jerry is just a figment of imagination. Still, plays his part well, don't you think? Lol!

    • @doctordemon5076
      @doctordemon5076 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even better,just put his clips on tv! :)

    • @sandrinakeffufal6008
      @sandrinakeffufal6008 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This IS the nature documentary!

  • @peter_parkour
    @peter_parkour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3075

    "There are two kinds of *ticks* : soft *ticks* and hard *ticks* ."
    I lost it there. 😂

    • @electrominded8372
      @electrominded8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @aapp953
      @aapp953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      There is straight ticks curved ticks black ticks brown ticks white ticks yellow ticks red ticks and circumcised ticks

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Their slight accent is perfect for this

    • @lisasoto3425
      @lisasoto3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Watch it with the captions on, it's even better! LMAO

    • @hestiashearth478
      @hestiashearth478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol turn on the captions, it's hilarious

  • @jakeisom
    @jakeisom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    “The chicks would eat a whole bag of ticks.” I’m dying 😂

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That Porn bot replying here needs to eat a bag of Report ticks . . .

    • @CaptainJack63
      @CaptainJack63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh TICKS! I thought he said a whole bag of Dick's Burgers here in Seattle. 🤣

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Guess I'm not the only one hearing dicks every other time he says it.

    • @vulpine3431
      @vulpine3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MrChristianDT I'm pretty sure that was very much intentional. He uses a very heavy "t"

    • @namehellnaa8968
      @namehellnaa8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      l need the time where he said that pls

  • @vladimirnachev324
    @vladimirnachev324 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Bro this shit literally gave me Lyme within 1 minute of contact, then after 6-7 months in horrible elbow pains and a month of doxycycline I managed to heal it with a bee sting (yes the very sting which I used on multiple places around the bite area)

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the hell does that even work?

    • @vladimirnachev324
      @vladimirnachev324 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReySchultz121 bee toxin therapy, it kills all parasites like malaria and lyme

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vladimirnachev324 Oooooooohhhh

    • @localareakobold9108
      @localareakobold9108 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, my moms life changed very rapidly from these ticks, from athlete to a woman crippled in a wheelchair

  • @GrumpyGremlin.
    @GrumpyGremlin. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    There's soft ticks and hard ticks.
    Freaking killed me.

  • @fluorescentmuffin1684
    @fluorescentmuffin1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    "You wouldn't want to hire him for a kids' birthday party"
    "It's like meeting someone who really _really_ doesn't know how to use a condom"
    Guys I can breathe

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      87 O9Ou

    • @T3RRY_T3RR0R
      @T3RRY_T3RR0R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I made it through that fine. It was 11:20 to 11:30 that broke me.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I’m glad to know you can breathe!

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's even more bonkers than spider mating, and _that_ is pretty damn bonkers.

    • @hoovysimulator2518
      @hoovysimulator2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WTF are those two bots? Reported the bots, you should too.

  • @sydneymomma11
    @sydneymomma11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    I hate ticks.
    I love zefrank.
    This is gonna be a hard one to watch.
    I'll pull through it for you, and no one else.

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      for real. they are one of the 3 worst living things to ever exist. and in my opinion no matter how "beneficial" they are to the econosystem they should never have existed and should be eradicated. fully wiped out. forever.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Twilight Sparkle mosquitoes too?

    • @gollygeewhiz3033
      @gollygeewhiz3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @joshuachurchill2858
      @joshuachurchill2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree

  • @sm0lpox
    @sm0lpox 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    THAT BEGINNING WAS WILD

  • @ZEGO24x
    @ZEGO24x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was going to stop watching, as I didnt need to learn everything about the tick, but the commentary made this so compelling to watch it ALL! Brilliant work, and absolutely hilarious! Subscribed...

  • @arx_5744
    @arx_5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I honestly think he’s saying “dicks” the whole time and we just think it’s “ticks” because that’s what he wants us to think

    • @ircubic
      @ircubic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You can tell he's conciously softening the t-sound in the places where it sounding like "dick" is funnier. Very noticable at the chicken part at the end. "Oh you mean the ticks? I'll tell you one thing, a chicken will eat a tick".

    • @tipsybass7060
      @tipsybass7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ircubic head bobbing up and down.. lololololll

    • @cheeseslices5000
      @cheeseslices5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Notacka
      @Notacka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Put on close captioning you aren’t the only one.

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought he was saying “dicks” the *whole* time

  • @MikePuorro
    @MikePuorro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    I'd rather swim with sharks than be covered with ticks.

    • @1D991
      @1D991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Tick sharks
      Pleasant dreams~

    • @silver9786
      @silver9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I've swam with sharks before... Just the type that only gets like 2-3 feet long tho. We caught a bunch while fishing and let them back in.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      harmless fish then

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* th-cam.com/video/cJpn0wkihWk/w-d-xo.html&.evhy

    • @sentientkoffee972
      @sentientkoffee972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      At least not all sharks would harm people on purpose.

  • @zhadoomzx
    @zhadoomzx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This organism makes me reconsider how i feel about extinctions

  • @drsynthpattern
    @drsynthpattern ปีที่แล้ว +181

    IF YOU ALL WANT TO LAUGH HARDER, LEAVE THE SUBTITLES ON 🤣

    • @m_i_r_u_l
      @m_i_r_u_l ปีที่แล้ว +16

      there are two main kind of *icks.soft *icks and hard *icks

    • @jameselliott8541
      @jameselliott8541 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't believe this isn't the whole comment section.

    • @randomguy1826
      @randomguy1826 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jameselliott8541 same here man

    • @drsynthpattern
      @drsynthpattern ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jameselliott8541 I was only scrolling through the issues with dogs who may have ticks and this video was preview mode, automatically showing subtitles 😳. Looks like TH-cam have broken a few rules with sloppy A.🕴

    • @ceejay8328
      @ceejay8328 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro I'm dying fr 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @MMixer882
    @MMixer882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    I hate ticks with a passion. I wish I could just snap my fingers like thanos and all the ticks in existence would turn to dust.

    • @nathanisjesuschrist1175
      @nathanisjesuschrist1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Same they disgust me so much

    • @Cryoutious
      @Cryoutious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree, but they're an important part of the ecosystem. Something doesn't get to eat if ticks don't exist.

    • @justanormalinvestigator2640
      @justanormalinvestigator2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@Cryoutious Then they can eat something else.

    • @pocket83squared
      @pocket83squared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Cryoutious Nonsense. There's nothing "important" about ticks. They're parasites that cause huge amounts of harm to human beings. Spare me the sophistry about the intricate web of ecology. Ticks, mosquitos, rattlesnakes, and anything else that causes suffering to conscious intelligent creatures for no good reason should be purged like the scourge that it is.
      If there _does_ end up being some environmental consequence, we'll adapt. Nature has already been fundamentally altered on our watch, so time to let go of the green purism. Go have a nice GMO burger-you'll feel better!
      The old 'if bees were to disappear, we'd all be dead in a week' folk-wisdom meme is really becoming stale. Life is nearly irradicable; it has been selected precisely for its ability to adapt.

    • @kristians1550
      @kristians1550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@pocket83squared I agree with mosquitos and ticks being wiped out of the universe. However as for the rattlesnakes it's different because they only bite in self defence. They even give you the warning rattle sound if you try to approach them.

  • @psivewri
    @psivewri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3036

    Those auto generated captions though 🤣

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @vinasu maaj ,
      And now?

    • @blerst7066
      @blerst7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      zefrank1: Tick.
      TH-cam: D*ck it is.

    • @frealsman23
      @frealsman23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean I thought the guy was saying dick but I fucking lost it when I saw this comment and tried the CC

    • @MoonBeamsAndDreams
      @MoonBeamsAndDreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So it's not just mine 😳lol!!

    • @MystrEEnt
      @MystrEEnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HA! I'm dyin'!

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Wow! Who knew male ticks went down on the females? That's thoughtful of them.

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I had two on my johnson about ten years apart. Ticks never used to bother me but, after pulling two off of a VERY sensitive part of my anatomy, I kill those little bastards at every opportunity. I was amazed at how far out the skin on the side of it could stretch. Y'all have a good oine.

  • @threemooseqateers9689
    @threemooseqateers9689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7299

    Fun fact: Zefrank made a community post about how he spent a very long time making his Ts and Ds sound very similar only to have the captions ruin the hilarious innuendo

    • @ThatCrazyKid0007
      @ThatCrazyKid0007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      To be fair, the captions are the only reason I clicked on the video since TH-cam autopreviews them on the app so they served a good purpose.

    • @mudvayne2311
      @mudvayne2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I died when I saw the captions I just had to read the comments to see who else noticed 🤣

    • @JK-dn4pu
      @JK-dn4pu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mudvayne2311 I had the same thing happened to me when I watched it it was on auto play and I fell out laughing

    • @cdubb642
      @cdubb642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hilarious

    • @nishikantaleitanthem9190
      @nishikantaleitanthem9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I got so confused reading the automated captions and thought "what!!? He got ticks in his dick?? That must've been painfull... 😱"
      Until I actually watched the video.. 😅

  • @mecha_shadow
    @mecha_shadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    ive never had more joy than hearing zefrank say “mahs-co-ee-toh”

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I decided right there and then this is my new pronunciation. It’s settled.

    • @venus_de_lmao
      @venus_de_lmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hummingbyerds

    • @luvscxrs8606
      @luvscxrs8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These little bebes

    • @RandallChase1
      @RandallChase1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s how zefrank do

    • @GodlessVoice
      @GodlessVoice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm getting some hard Sykkuno vibes from that. 😏🤣

  • @Halepeno304
    @Halepeno304 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So happy you make these very digestible info videos. Always making learn and chuckle.

  • @Stormattack89
    @Stormattack89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really love this kind of docs!

  • @user-hz7pk9vb6z
    @user-hz7pk9vb6z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Tick: Just one tummyfull I'm so small!
    Host: Ok just one!
    *Tick pulls out comically large stomach*

  • @uriah8137
    @uriah8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Holy shit I don’t think any Ze Frank video has ever made me feel as uncomfortable as this one yet I can’t stop watching

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The frog video is the most disturbing...

    • @abbemiller3085
      @abbemiller3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The frog one is definitely the worst😬

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@angelserenade i vibed with the forgs, this shit was too much though.

    • @manfredconnor3194
      @manfredconnor3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @ahmadel-baher2779
      @ahmadel-baher2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You clearly have never seen the one about ducks then.

  • @xinurdyingarmsx
    @xinurdyingarmsx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The closed caption on this is incredible!

  • @cindybriden372
    @cindybriden372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    zefrank - I never knew ticks could be so interesting!! I was so creeped out by watching the ticks, and also by listening to your voice at the same time in parts I got a chuckle. Anyway, great video!! If you are not doing videos for Curiosity Stream, think you should.

  • @daisyp3748
    @daisyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    “This is what toilet paper looks like in hell.”
    Professors need to joke more during lessons.

    • @sc3961
      @sc3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinmiller129 No it doesnt, shut up

    • @yourmother2321
      @yourmother2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sc3961 Chill man you good with ur anger issues 😂

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My best teachers all were comedic geniuses, being a actual person instead of a lecturing robot helps alot with engagement

    • @alexandermcclure6185
      @alexandermcclure6185 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@banann_ducc *talking about Hydrogen Iodide* HI there!

  • @DickEnchilada
    @DickEnchilada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    "You wouldn't hire him for a birthday clown"
    You don't know me, zefrank.

    • @kimberlymoxley104
      @kimberlymoxley104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justinmiller129 Stuff it promoter bot.

    • @alexandermcclure6185
      @alexandermcclure6185 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's double the fun! You get the balloons, and after the party, you get to bathe in their contents!!!

  • @rogerdickinson6944
    @rogerdickinson6944 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This video was great, really interesting. I went walking in a nature reserve last week and found a tick on my arm in the evening. Quite worrying but it's good to know if you catch it early you are likely to not get lyme disease!

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, you’ve got to be very careful in deer parks especially. They’re always infested with ticks. There’s a temptation to put down a blanket and have a picnic while admiring the deer - a very bad idea!

  • @spectreC2
    @spectreC2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro knew what he was doing with his work

  • @gluesandwhich3371
    @gluesandwhich3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I have the slightest feeling when he says “tick” he’s thinking of another word

    • @wutzitrone4522
      @wutzitrone4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, I am German, would you care to elaborate which word? The only one I can think of is "fick", the German fuck.

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree Glue Sandwhich!,
      especially when he says "hard Tick"

    • @barlauch9292
      @barlauch9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wutzitrone4522 Dick

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here. Within first 10 seconds, I thought I heard *icks

    • @donkalzone6671
      @donkalzone6671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There are to kinds. Hard and soft *icks

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Zefrank has mastered the sound between a "t" and a "d" 😂

  • @jaydonbooth4042
    @jaydonbooth4042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fascinating, some really amazing footage in this video.

  • @jamesremington8056
    @jamesremington8056 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    and now, as someone who had Lyme, this is even more creepy.

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Jerry, you need to proofread these things."
    Says the guy who just reads whatever Jerry hands him without checking it first. I mean, you should know by now, Dude.

    • @henrikchristensen6314
      @henrikchristensen6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "As is the custom"

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Fool me twize, shame on Zee."

    • @diannelavoie5385
      @diannelavoie5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now, where would the fun be in that if Jerry proof read and corrected ? Or if Z checked first?

  • @glaucomflecken
    @glaucomflecken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Chickens eating a whole bag of ticks all day, little head bobbing back and forth."
    Lovely metaphors.

    • @sokka249
      @sokka249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the captions correct it to the naughty word lol

    • @lou-roc0450
      @lou-roc0450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need Vicodin

    • @handle1928
      @handle1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's never Lupus

  • @BreakinBeakers
    @BreakinBeakers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The CC for this is insane

  • @davidbradford9492
    @davidbradford9492 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao I’m so glad I found this channel and clicked on first video I seen yesterday this is hilariously educational I can watch these videos all day thank you for your uploads it’s good to take a break from all my problems and laugh while learning

  • @evamatthaus2902
    @evamatthaus2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    I love how zefrank just randomly uploads something so everytime there is a new video you feel surprised and delighted instead of taking it for granted.

    • @rkhound247
      @rkhound247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS!

    • @ChillavaKirby
      @ChillavaKirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seriously. So much of the beauty of entertainment is being ruined by communication.

    • @dickdeoreo
      @dickdeoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was very very delighted to see this. It was a lovely surprise for sure

    • @ismokedalison
      @ismokedalison 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg yessss!!

    • @diannelavoie5385
      @diannelavoie5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He could upload one on dirt and I'd watch it just because it's Zefrank.

  • @liamo.1562
    @liamo.1562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I love when you can hear him chuckling as he tries to read his own script😂

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* th-cam.com/video/cJpn0wkihWk/w-d-xo.html&.ckgq

    • @Tiny4741
      @Tiny4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s *Jerry’s* script, though. The guy never proof reads.

    • @Tiny4741
      @Tiny4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justinmiller129 Lol.

    • @Remo50Calx2
      @Remo50Calx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9Q3tDPyZ4LY/w-d-xo.html

    • @marcustumilba4761
      @marcustumilba4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Remo50Calx2 why?

  • @geoffgeoff3333
    @geoffgeoff3333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Decades ago, I had localized soreness and Lyme-indicated concentric circular yellow&purple skin discoloration twice. 21-day regimen of antibiotics administered within hours. No long term effects, but definitely upped my awareness such that I hold-off working in field until end of workday, strip clothes off inside-out and right into my work-clothes dedicated washer w/hotwater and a good amount of soap. Then, a high heat drier.

  • @MizTree
    @MizTree ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was recently bitten by a Lyme tick and came back for a refresher. Thanks for making learning so much fun but still, in the end, knowledge :)

  • @Arachnes_Corner
    @Arachnes_Corner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Her nymph body develops inside that swollen thing that you really want to pop like a zit."
    I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MAXIMUM DISGUST

    • @Freespiritedqueen
      @Freespiritedqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mechagodzilla128 lol! yes it is!

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And "pop it like a zit" we should probably do (squish it with your sneaker!) I am not above squishing a nymph before it becomes a Hitler nymph, or suffer the loss of a Beethoven nymph.
      I figure they'll come around again soon, maybe as a Monarch butterfly that I would be delighted to cultivate milkweed pods for.

    • @Djinn-wb1yt
      @Djinn-wb1yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should try. Haha they’re like the Bubble wraps but with blood

  • @Phoenix-ej2sh
    @Phoenix-ej2sh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I can't wait for Jerry's tell-all book to hit the shelves.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerry is Jeri and ze will get #MeToo’d.

    • @nonjabiznas
      @nonjabiznas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The twist ending to that book. Jerry was Ze the entire time! 😳

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonjabiznas aha multiple personality!

  • @benkonemann6062
    @benkonemann6062 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so the closed captions had me in stitches at the two types of "tick" 😅

  • @johnworkman7262
    @johnworkman7262 ปีที่แล้ว

    everytime you said "you'll see" my heart sunk

  • @Big_Fan_just_generally
    @Big_Fan_just_generally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    He doesn't even try anymore to pronounce the "t" properly towards the end

    • @crankfastle3061
      @crankfastle3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thank you, I thought I was imagining it

    • @drowsyyeep
      @drowsyyeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Honestly, it doesn't even sound like he's pronouncing the T in the beginning, it just sounds like he's saying dick the entire time.

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “You are in the shower and you look down and you see a little d”

    • @zachspencer3672
      @zachspencer3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@drowsyyeep turn on TH-cam subtitles and it’ll even think he’s saying dick

    • @073_default
      @073_default 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't try to hard in the beginning either lol

  • @nevertoooldgaming_Rave
    @nevertoooldgaming_Rave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "This is what toilet paper looks like in Hell..."
    I was not ready for that visual.

    • @ronn6771
      @ronn6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither was I..
      who new that the tiniest fcktards are also as interesting as everything else

  • @gumby7468
    @gumby7468 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was amazing thanks.

  • @theinterruptedlife1783
    @theinterruptedlife1783 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every Single Video is a MASTER PIECE

  • @Tu-Li-Oh
    @Tu-Li-Oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Jerry screwing up things
    _as is the custom_

  • @TerraTuso
    @TerraTuso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Jerry: forgetting to proof read since 2016

  • @Bass-guitarist
    @Bass-guitarist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just why wasn’t any of my lecturers this fun to listen to? I’d have a masters by now!

  • @tamakimichaels8566
    @tamakimichaels8566 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is hilarious 😂😂 fun to watch and very educational! "The crazy mouth parts"😂😂

  • @TrueThanny
    @TrueThanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Bag of Ticks indeed.
    That's when we learn he wasn't pronouncing his 'T' a whole lot like a 'D' throughout the video unintentionally.

    • @kobisjeruk
      @kobisjeruk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There is no way that you can convince me that he didnt slip a few Ds in there instead of Ts.

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I knew that immediately from the start.

    • @harrydelvalle3754
      @harrydelvalle3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unintentionally? Sure about that mate?

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kobisjeruk They were very hard T's

    • @dikshyasurvi6869
      @dikshyasurvi6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, the hard tick and soft tick made it all the more confusing

  • @stonecoldfox5064
    @stonecoldfox5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1620

    Missed a chance to say “pull firmly…and don’t forget the head” 😭

    • @No1gamer
      @No1gamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fucking genius! Lol 😂

    • @TziporaArt
      @TziporaArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STAHP 👁👄👁 🤣

    • @jamesireland6606
      @jamesireland6606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love head

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dammit!! It's 2 am and I'm cackling like a fuckin witch lmfao 🤣

    • @tottspg4947
      @tottspg4947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo, turn on subtitles for this video, you won’t be disappointed 🤣

  • @mikedebell2242
    @mikedebell2242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As always; instructive and very hillarious!😂

  • @rileymcguire4731
    @rileymcguire4731 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The captions on this are wild

  • @WutTheFink
    @WutTheFink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    "It's like meeting someone who really... REALLY doesn't understand how to use a condom" 🤣💀

    • @eoinh
      @eoinh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was the best part of this already top-notch video honestly

    • @froggydoodle808
      @froggydoodle808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That made me actually LOL, which is pretty unusual for me (although the line "as is the custom" primed me for the laugh).

    • @tash9384
      @tash9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfft💀

    • @miciahmartin524
      @miciahmartin524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently you meet many that do. Lol Wow your so woke

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It reminds me of the *_mold in this video_* th-cam.com/video/cJpn0wkihWk/w-d-xo.html&.wsad

  • @gonat0
    @gonat0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    Hey uhh, can we get the next one about raccoons? Or pandas? Or something else that isn't truly horrible to behold?

    • @rocketjojump2616
      @rocketjojump2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Otters sound nice

    • @kimbookish
      @kimbookish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      A nice scientist needs to volunteer some pictures, video and research. Only the researchers of the unloved animals want to give their research away for free. :)

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want to see True Facts about the Centaur.

    • @unparalleledinnocence
      @unparalleledinnocence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@rocketjojump2616 Otters are also horrible to behold when it comes to mating

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rocketjojump2616 otters are demons and are into dead bodys

  • @garybishop317
    @garybishop317 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude had to subscribe after your narration of story.Ty for the chuckle.

  • @sukmeeballz8327
    @sukmeeballz8327 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just sawy 1st video from Ze Frank and im happy to say you HAVE EARNED A NEW SUBSCRIBER.
    Many Thanks for the laughs...😂😂 it was much needed

  • @jermz999
    @jermz999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    It’s official. Tonight I sleep in the air.

  • @qounqer
    @qounqer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I got lyme, now every tick I find dies a horrific death. Burning, trapped in tins of tobacco and angostura bitters, encased in wax, smashed, drowned, shot out of a BB gun, frozen, applied with any household chemical. My face is still slightly fucked and I hate them.

    • @adrianoarne-ritz249
      @adrianoarne-ritz249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Same. I wish nothing but the worst for every single one of them

    • @amyrussell860
      @amyrussell860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I was gonna be a good nurse and practice therapeutic communication by asking you how to tell us how you really feel about ticks but the various methods of death yiu listed is impressive. And I forgot about therapeutic communication.

    • @eizerflak6967
      @eizerflak6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@amyrussell860 Their methods were therapeutic i would say. haha

    • @amyrussell860
      @amyrussell860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eizerflak6967 yes, they are. 😉

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is also why some consider napalm bombing southern taiga which is crawling with these

  • @guerilla360gamr8
    @guerilla360gamr8 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I absolutely love this guy from long ago

  • @thatunknownguy2680
    @thatunknownguy2680 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How am I just discovering this channel? What brilliant, informational and funny content.

  • @HelloThere-zf8ke
    @HelloThere-zf8ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    When you get fired at NatGeo but still want to continue your passion:

    • @akaicedtea6236
      @akaicedtea6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he worked at buzzfeed.

    • @DEATH14269
      @DEATH14269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Anal Farmer5 ikr its like they can't afford to travel anymore so they decided to record their everyday lives boring af...we all know how us humans are...
      we live with them and see the mirror everyday..

    • @JamecBond
      @JamecBond 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anal Farmer5 your name a profile picture.....

  • @masteretainturmakan
    @masteretainturmakan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I could not stop scratching at imaginary ticks the whole video. 10/10, would watch again (but maybe not for a while).

    • @JazzyFizzleDrummers
      @JazzyFizzleDrummers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so glad I don't live in tick country anymore. All I have to worry about are bark scorpions and black widows.

    • @withinder6232
      @withinder6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not alone.

  • @nikki.666
    @nikki.666 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Another great clip! I ❤ them all!

  • @bobtheblob2770
    @bobtheblob2770 ปีที่แล้ว

    The auto generated captions in the beginning of the video are incredible

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "And our immune system goes batsh!t crazy trying to deal with it"
    So basically like everything else?

    • @erichurst7897
      @erichurst7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It goes exceptionally batshit crazy.

    • @keithfaulkner6319
      @keithfaulkner6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@erichurst7897 you certainly wouldn't want to go only a little batshit crazy. What good would that do???

    • @erichurst7897
      @erichurst7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keithfaulkner6319 that's the problem, it goes so over the top batshit crazy that it can start attacking the body itself.

    • @keithfaulkner6319
      @keithfaulkner6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erichurst7897 so ok perhaps you didn't quite catch the sarcasm in my reply.

  • @michahcoore752
    @michahcoore752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    “and then she will die..” jerry that was a fade to black moment

  • @ALEXST0TCH
    @ALEXST0TCH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was about to play another video and everything just caught me so off guard