woah. Cristine fails? i need to sit down and stare at a wall for an hour and rethink my life. how could she fail. this has to be fake, wait no it isn't. sorry but i don't understand how this is logical. my holo queen can't have ever failed. here are some holo discs just because💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
my cat loves you, she normally hates me and will never come close to me but as soon as I put your video on she crawled up to me and curled up on my lap and as soon as the video was over she left, by the was she was watching the screen and she peeked her ears up when you said Holo.
Ikat.... is not pronounced "I -cat" it's an Indian textile pattern, pronounced "Ik-uth", no shade, just wanted to point that out for anyone that didn't know, love ur content!!
I really wanted to destroy my phone while watching this bc I've been like: WADFAG U KIDDING ME ? THESD NAILS ARE BETTER THAN ALLLLLLL MY NAILART ATTEMPTS
I keep coming back to this video because I just find it so comforting. I love how you explain everything, like your thought process and where you went wrong. I wish other beauty TH-camrs would do something like this (it could be the next trend!), because I don‘t think anyone would actually judge them for the ‚fails‘ and it‘s just really interesting.
You are like legit my favorite TH-camr I love your humor and your nails and you make me laugh when I'm feeling down and when you do make me laugh, I laugh so weirdly and my parents look at me like I'm stupid 😂😂😂😂😂
Cristine please do a kids toys review again, there's a new toy that you would hate to see lol. H2O Nail Science Kit. You basically water marble, they say it gets it on your nail easy and as soon as I saw it, I thought of you. Please do a toy review! Thumbs up this comment if you want her to
Shehzi. A same I was singing it in science class today singing it to myself but I was singing it louder than I thought it was and everyone was staring at me and asked why are you singing the bill Nye song and I said I'm not I'm singing a much better version
For the nude mermaid ones, you can paint the base a sheer polish, put the triangle thing on, put some opaque black polish on, then put the mermaid vinyl on, then dab some holo, then peel the mermaid vinyl off, then peel the triangle off. (Like so Cristine can see this)
Christine, could you please do a proper DRAW MY LIFE!! I can see that you're not doing anything on your nails and I think it would be a really cool video idea ❤💋💕💜💖😊
"TH-camrs are not perfect as they appear on camera." I'm not perfect, not even on camera... 😂😂😂 Anyway, this video is a great motivation. Nobody does something good from the start.
Hi Cristine! I was thinking about the scratch art one. If you put a top coat after the base colour(s), and then cover your nail in black acrylic paint, you'll be able to scratch it. You've shown us the toothpick trick a few times, so I think it might work.
thats what she did. you can see her put it on in the video. it didnt work becuase her intire nail was covered and she didnt have anything to get under the paint. where as when you make a mistake you can scratch it off when your tooth pick is already under the paint.
Deep in the archives and cackling over “I know I haven’t been making as many nail art videos lately, but I’ve really been enjoying making other kinds of videos!”
omg relatable holo queen but also ur fail nails are still better than my attempts at nails
CUTE BUT EDGY CAT MANICURE my aesthetic in five words
Love you saf!!!!❤❤❤
Safiya Nygaard I love you channel!!!
SAAAAAAAFFFFFF
Saffffffffff!!!!!!!!!
She should do fixing my nail mistakes or recreating them as a part 2
We all know she'll do anything but nails.😂😂😂
helloITSme there she kind of already did in some of them or she tried it a couple different times
Cristine? Doing nail art? In this economy?
ur name is YOUNGE BUT STUPID i agree with that cuz its not YOUNGE it is YOUNG YOU FOOL
and now she recreated one these
don't worry we never thought you were perfect
sorry I may have a little hard to handle humour hah
someone you might know best comment
Right? That's part of her charm, she's authentic - she doesn't act like she is perfect like so many other channels.
someone you might know you where on her snapchat
the SHADE of it al
Cristine : "These are like my nudes... That i just leaked"
James Charles : "WRITE THAT DOWN"
LOL 39 MY LAWYERS WILL BE IN CONTACT
I died
Charles the French & Tada: *ooooo, WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
@ros Who’s “the French and Tada” lol??
Wait wot? I don’t understand 😂
95% of her nail fails look better than my right hand nails. Lol
It’s really hard to paint with your non-dominant hand!
Ikr
I KNOW RIGHT
Yes, but I kind of got used to painting my left hand (I am leftie)
Paint with your non-dominant hand first, supposedly it helps?
I can relate
I should be doing schoolwork.. oh well Cristine uploaded 🙂
Maddy Sioulas Same! 😅
Thats what I'm doing rn XD
Francesca Neibel-Spruill hahahahaha 😂
Maddy Sioulas same
Maddy Sioulas same
"Then I added a glossy Taco of denial" lol
that part killed me 😂
Adriana Kohkemper literally watched that part of the video as I was reading this comment hahahaha
Carrie
if it killed u, how did u get 2 comment?
@@devgirly that's the real question
Bahahah this was 2 years ago
That sad moment when Cristine's nail fails are better than my best attempts at nail art 😭
Anusheh Javaid lol
Anusheh Javaid sameeeee
Anusheh Javaid
Sameeee
Anusheh Javaid same!
+Anusheh Javaid ikr (╯°□°）╯彡 ┻━┻
*"You may think I'm always great at nails, but... I lied."*
Let's see what the Fib Finder says!
Do I see suho from EXO in your profile pic or am I seeing things
@@jungkookisbaby you're not seeing things my fellow Eri. Hahaha. I finally found an Exo-L in the comments section. 😍💙
Is that Suho lil bby
@@yamamawaittyoudonthaveone1924 yes it is 💙
SUHO
Cristine: *"you may think I'm always great at nails"*
Me: *"...... yes, your watermarbling is a huge inspiration.."*
I'm not sorry.
Savage.
Please don't be!
😂
Roasted! :D
She finally did the rainbow scratch thing. Our journey is now complete.
One of many would say, "She went full circle.", and boi she did.
Cristine's nail fails > My nail successes
roses are red
violets are blue
I hate my nails
and I bet you do too
Talli's Vlogs À
Lily Dawn haha
Ashley 😩😭
Ashley ikr!
I was here before polish mountain 😜
Shannon Yarnall same
same
Shannon Yarnall same
Shannon Yarnall me too
I was here before she talked in videos
We don't think you're perfect...
We just know* you're better than us.
Why is that so true?
lol
Hard core truth
You misspelled *know*
(As in I know shes better than me)
@@rosewhipple9923 Oops, my mistake. You're totally right.
True
When Cristine's nail fails look better than when I do my nails
lonnie IKR?!?!?!?
lonnie ikr😍😭 #NailGoals
Holy likes
Bow before me peasants
ikr h\she thinks it looks bad I mean wtf Cristine
Am I the only one who liked the stained glass nail
I liked it before the white
No, they were lit.
I FRICKIN LOVE IT
Nope it was nice before...
THAT HAPPENED WITH THE WHITE AHAHAHAHAJA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mspgamerxoxo83 yous amazing utuber
Your nails are more successful than my future life plans.
Malak Mohamed
M
E
Malak Mohamed que te rier
Christine the nail art queen
christine,christine
Oscar Perez I
Malak Mohamed THAT IS SOOO NOT TRUE be happy and live life to the fullest
Can someone give this woman an Oscar for being sooooo honest
Not usually the kind of thing people get Oscars for. ^^
@@antimilkpropaganda thank you
@@singenstattatmen5096 r/whooosh
Those fails are better then my nails success
Art with Abhipsa lol
SPAGATTO PATATO 😂😂😂
Art with Abhipsa I know right 😂
Molly Madd 😂😂yeah means your nails are like my nails😂
You just copied that from another comment
i don't know about you but I liked the sexy mermaid nails
piasachiko I preferred it before the 'fish nets' though
piasachiko and the
piasachiko ya but if the black parts were like pure blackit would have ben better
piasachiko omg same!!!
piasachiko same
woah. Cristine fails? i need to sit down and stare at a wall for an hour and rethink my life. how could she fail. this has to be fake, wait no it isn't. sorry but i don't understand how this is logical. my holo queen can't have ever failed. here are some holo discs just because💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
same i just don't get it 😔😔😔
Rainbow Unicorn dramatic af. everyone fails.
Miriam :3 ahahahahahaha
The stained glass one was amazing! If you had done white instead of black it would be perfect!
I liked that one the most as well
I think it would have turned out really well!
“Simply Nailogical?” More like “Simply Failogical.”
Shit, I made the joke before I watched the video. 😂😂
Want me to tell you who's beautiful?
Read the 2nd word😊(lol just kidding i look like an expired mushroom😂)
No way I look like a dead animal corpse.
I look like a pile of shit
And I look like a try hard Barney..
I look like a friggin moldy bread
Areaba Asghar I
Her “fails” are my best nail art designs! 😂😂😂
😂
I can't even paint my nails without getting in on my skin- and then comes the acetone...
my cat loves you, she normally hates me and will never come close to me but as soon as I put your video on she crawled up to me and curled up on my lap and as soon as the video was over she left, by the was she was watching the screen and she peeked her ears up when you said Holo.
Jordyn Glover😂😂😂 AMAZING
I think your cat is holosexual
She is Monkalina 1
oh my god I was noticed by simply nailogical
Jordyn Glover no joke that same thing just happened
She finally mastered the scratch art!!
CRISTINE FAILS ARE MY GOALS!!!!!
Macaron Cat YASSSSSSS
Macaron Cat YASSSSSA
Macaron Cat mine also
Macaron Cat 😅😅😅
True
When you realize that christines fails r better then my attemps
Im not you So dont say Im not perfect same
Yep same
Cristine*
Im not you So dont say Im not perfect CRISTINE*
Im not you So dont say Im not perfect ARMYYY CHIMMY
u fail at a few nail designs but i fail at most things i do :)
LMAO
actually
Dominic Ciccarelli actually my life...
SAME
I think the stain glass one was a good concept, and they even look pretty before the white acrylic was added!
Can you please make a video where you take old nail peels out of your bag of peely's and try to reincarnate them?!
LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!
l wally or what in my peelie bag that everyones been requesting for MONTHS
I honestly think the name "Simply Whatever" would be really suitable for your channel tbh
Cutiepotato nice profile pic 👍🏻
Cutiepotato potatoes unite !! hahaha
Cutiepotato she already has that on her other channel, but OH MY GOSH THERE'S JUST BASICALLY ONE CHANNEL @simplynotlogical
Or @simplyanythinglogical? Idk I tried, don't hate me
AYYY MY POTATO FAM
Will you please do pastel unicorn nails
Like If you want her to do these
Edit (apparently she already did unicorn nails)
Yasss please
+Twenty One Crybabies she did
Gloria Ha what one??
Katie Anderson holo pastel
Katie Anderson 200th like!! Yay
Ikat.... is not pronounced "I -cat" it's an Indian textile pattern, pronounced "Ik-uth", no shade, just wanted to point that out for anyone that didn't know, love ur content!!
I thought it was e-cot?
I'm THAT Gay kinda, like eE- cuth
@@taniani884 I was raised to pronounce it like "ee-cut", and most pronunciations are like this when they're mentioned.
I honestly get so happy everytime you upload 😊
Ditto :)
This is my legacy.
Me, too. I literally go on TH-cam and as the page is loading, I wonder if I will see anything new from Cristine. :)
Rika Lockwood Same!!!
Same
Who are you?
1.Simply Nailogical
2.Simply Not Logical
3.Simply Bakelogical
4.Simply Facelogical
5.Simply Menchielogical
6.Simply Benlogical
7.Simply Zylerlogical
8.Simply Roastlogical
9.Simply Jenlogical
0.Simply Failogical
all of them
Ash-Jae Gamelogical
Ash-Jae simply facelogical
im highkey simply failogical
Ash-Jae Simply Menchielogical! Hell yeah
I really wanted to destroy my phone while watching this bc I've been like:
WADFAG U KIDDING ME ?
THESD NAILS ARE BETTER THAN ALLLLLLL MY NAILART ATTEMPTS
I know
I can't even do nail art so yeah...
y.e.s
*”But I lied.”*
My life y’all.
Is that a lie too?
or kokichi’s life
Unrelated but I love your Saiki pfp
You claim these as fails when they’re so perfect to me 🤷🏽♂️
Well..
Layla Hale hahahaha
Ikr
That is true
Anayeli Montes ohhh I'm your 400th like 0.o
I keep coming back to this video because I just find it so comforting. I love how you explain everything, like your thought process and where you went wrong. I wish other beauty TH-camrs would do something like this (it could be the next trend!), because I don‘t think anyone would actually judge them for the ‚fails‘ and it‘s just really interesting.
Yeah!! Instead of pretending it didn’t happen
Cristine! If you want Scratch off Nails then mix
Dish Soap + Acrylic Paint
oh
How much of each?
ButterBreaded I generally do two parts acrylic to one part dish soap but it depends on the brand of your paint.
Dani K. Okay thanks
Oh Hello There I came to say that
When Christine’s “NailFails” are better than the best thing you’ve ever made.
Armyyyyyyyyyyy 💜💜💜💜💜
@ Jeon Awa *cristine
Is it bad that I actually liked the fail slutty fishnet ones the first time before she redid it😂😂😂😂
Me too!
Yasmine T. Same tbh😂
Yasmine T. same 😂
Worst nails? There was once a time where I didn't even know what holo was. I know. Tragic.
Maarya Adil same smh
Ikr
Maja Angeltveit holographic
Maarya Adil holotragic
lol ikr
Simply Nailogical
Simply Notlogical
Simply Facelogical
Simply Failogical
Simply Mailogical
Simply Toelogical
How many more will there be?
It's Gina YOU FORGOT ONE, SimplyPlaylogical
It's Gina simply mailogical
_SimplyHoloLogical_
There's a simplytoes logical 😂
It's Gina simplygamelogical
India ink can actually be used for making tattoos on your own (i.e. the stick-and-poke method), so that's probably why it stained for so long
I don't even wanna know about stick and like it just makes me uncomfortable
yes!! i use india ink for all my stick and poke tattoos and its soooooo awesome, stays amazingly
Me and my friend greet each other with, "Holo everyone" and say bye with, "see ya'll later byeee" every day without fail.
it's me, I'm the friend
Nicolette Martino, you are the proof 💅💿
Neive Power I tried doing that with my friends because they watch Christine but just like the nail fails it didn't work out
Purple Ink did you put a peel off base coat under those friendships? Easy removal is key, put them in your peely bag.
this may be one of the best conversations i have ever seen in a youtube comment section
is it weird that i really liked her “failed” mermaid fishnet design more than the other one?
Yess
100%
yes
yes.
Same
Ummm... That was
Really not that bad compared to mine
🤐😐😂😂😂
lol I should report those nails for "violent and repulsive content"
Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 DRAG THEM!!! TO HELL AND BACK!!!🔥🔥🔥
Lol definitely laughed at "Call me Simplywhaterverthefucklogical" and "glass taco of denial"
Vid idea you try to redo those nail designs and improve them
Batty Humor That sounds pretty nice to me!😋
Batty Humor that's not bad
That would be awesome!
Broooooooooo yessssssss
Cristine pls do a "how to make holo slime" vid😂 no i'm serious... like if u agree
*H💿L💿!!!!!*
Gizem Bulut HOLO SLIME-TEXTUREY NAIL POLISH.
Sounds like another Threadbanger crossover.
Good idea but i still can't imagine christine doing that..
XD
Gizem Bulut YES PLEASE
😂DID SHE CALL THESE ..FAIL ?! - I AM LUCKY THAT SHE DIDN'T SEE MINE
CuteHoney 10 Same, same
CuteHoney 10 I know right! 😂😂
you should have seen what happened when I tried water marbling without peel of latex!
SAFANA_ mst same
"glossy top coat of denial" is probably the most relatable thing I've seen on the internet
I said "I'll see y'all later baaiiii" to my friends today by accident and they looked at me weird.
Lol
Maya Palacios sup army
I see you creeping Min Yoongi
ahhh I LOVE MIN YOONGI
Poli Gayfaggot Not really but what's wrong with lesbians?
If you're a girl then like this comment and if you're a boy reply to this comment. Who's winning?
DIY Maddie uhm girls
Emma Hardy Thomas sanders?
Im an attack helicopter
Oats TheOcelot stOoOop making jokes ab attack helicopters they arent funny they're offensive
I'm Non binary so.....
Can you do holo taco mountain?!!!! Pleaseeee it would be f%#/ beautiful!
It would
It would
it would
It would
It would
This should be changed to
“You May think I *never* do nail art..”
“But..I lied-“
You are like legit my favorite TH-camr I love your humor and your nails and you make me laugh when I'm feeling down and when you do make me laugh, I laugh so weirdly and my parents look at me like I'm stupid 😂😂😂😂😂
Cupcake QUEEN ay yo same
Cupcake QUEEN same 😂😂😂😂😂
Cupcake QUEEN yaaasss sameeee💪🏻💪🏻
You should do a video where you recreate your nail fails
yt._.melissa _ YES!
Yesss
yt._.melissa _ yesss
yaa.
Still waiting for the day when I see Jenna marbles and Chris painting their nails together
And for this cold to go away
same
Simply Smile Chris?
Julian Irwin I think Chris as in Cristine but with an H
YESSSS
Simply *FAILogical*
these are fails???
i feel bad about myself.
Fabulous Radish i know right 😭
Cristine please do a kids toys review again, there's a new toy that you would hate to see lol. H2O Nail Science Kit. You basically water marble, they say it gets it on your nail easy and as soon as I saw it, I thought of you. Please do a toy review! Thumbs up this comment if you want her to
Dog Lover YASSSSSSSS PLS TRY IT CRISTINE
Dog Lover i saw that commercial!
Dog Lover she's done it now!!!!!!
Paisleigh Orenda yeah now but then she didn't do it
Dog Lover same!!
I REALLY like the smokey mermaid thing
same
Marley Joon me too
Same
Yeh but maybe a different base colour
Did anyone see that it said simplyfailogical other then simply nailogical?
little did she know that three years later she would be doing scratch off nail art again
Remember when Christine was a serious nail channel.... me neither
nightcore gemini lmao spelled her name wrong and roasted her 🤣🤣🤣
The smartass owns up to when she wasn't the smartest. XD
I actually rlly liked the diamond ikat nail design
Jana Hotwagner me too.
Jana Hotwagner same
I think Cristine should post it
Jana Hotwagner same
ya
Am I the only one who likes the ikat 'fail' nails?
I
Me too
Same!
Same here
Except the black nail polish fail lol
Same!
4:13 i freaked out for a minute I thought it was glue 😐
Sameeha Mohammed m8 what
Sameeha Mohammed me2
Sameeha Mohammed sure even though she said it was nail Polish
Sameeha Mohammed same
Homestuck 0_0
youre my guilty pleasure. its 4.30 am here
Q T o xD it's 5:55 pm c
7:11 here
Sophia Dawson 7:14 pm :p
Q T 7:33 pm
Q T 7:38pm
Is anyone watching this in 2019?
Really?😱😆
It’s 2020😉
CRISTINE U SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO ON THE BEST FUCKING WAY TO GROW OUT UR NAILS
Brooke Barrett she uses nail oil to get her nails long and strong.
The cat eye one was really good I could never do that
"CRISTINE THE SCIENCE QUEEN" this has been stuck in my head for the past few days I can't stop singing it! SOMEONE HELP ME
same hah
Shehzi. A OK. DONT PANIC. THIS HAPPENED TO ME WITH HOW DEEP IS UR HOLO AND I SLAMMED MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL 37 TIMES AND IT WORKED
Shehzi. A Ikr!!!
Fnaf IsLife21 It couldn't have failed
Shehzi. A same I was singing it in science class today singing it to myself but I was singing it louder than I thought it was and everyone was staring at me and asked why are you singing the bill Nye song and I said I'm not I'm singing a much better version
I'm just here to check out the scratch off nail fail after seeing the successful one.
For the nude mermaid ones, you can paint the base a sheer polish, put the triangle thing on, put some opaque black polish on, then put the mermaid vinyl on, then dab some holo, then peel the mermaid vinyl off, then peel the triangle off. (Like so Cristine can see this)
Christine, could you please do a proper DRAW MY LIFE!! I can see that you're not doing anything on your nails and I think it would be a really cool video idea ❤💋💕💜💖😊
NO H IN CRISTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
draw your life.. on your nails!
Sophia Sutton its a cool idea i would enjoy that😊
I'm trying to think of a sarcastic comment so I can be a cool kid😂😂😂 love you Cristine❤️😂💿
Anyone here in 2020 when scratch art nails actually worked?
Yea snap squad I see you cristine don't ignore me :)
When all of these are better than your nail art...
I see you are blind.
Katicuss Insensitive
Grodman5 yup thats me.
I watch this to make myself feel like less of a failure
They make me feel like more of a failure.
Lera Lego SAME
Oof 8 likes already
You're all amazing people you're not failures, k
"TH-camrs are not perfect as they appear on camera." I'm not perfect, not even on camera... 😂😂😂 Anyway, this video is a great motivation. Nobody does something good from the start.
Those Ikats weren't bad I mean they weren't awesome but nice.
i agree sylvia crafts
#SIMPLYSNAPSQUAD WHERE U AT?! H💿l💿 its simplysn💿psqu💿s
(simplysn💿psqu💿d
😊
Taylor_Kxnt simply snopsquod? lol
Hi Cristine! I was thinking about the scratch art one. If you put a top coat after the base colour(s), and then cover your nail in black acrylic paint, you'll be able to scratch it. You've shown us the toothpick trick a few times, so I think it might work.
Amanda T that's true
Amanda T Truuue!
thats what she did. you can see her put it on in the video. it didnt work becuase her intire nail was covered and she didnt have anything to get under the paint. where as when you make a mistake you can scratch it off when your tooth pick is already under the paint.
Amanda T it smart cookie, aren't ya??
I kinda liked the eye Kat design I thought it was really pretty
The funny thing was....
My nails look worse 😂😂
Same ;----------;
When Cristines failed nails look like what your nails look like all the time.
Dude, u totally could've worded that better......
I think we've all experience the shame of putting on a glossy taco of denial and deep down knowing it wasn't a good design
Here’s meh poem
Blood is red
Sans wears blue
I like my own comment
So you don’t have to
I was here before polish mountain aaaaaaa ILYYYYY SO MUCH 😂❤️✨
itzz Lindsay i wasnt 😢 got here from the peel apron thingies... the day it got uploaded
itzz Lindsay SAME :))
itzz Lindsay |-/
itzz Lindsay me too :3
Her Nail Fails look better than my future
All of them looked great to me
Wtf. Cristine's nail fails look better than when I "succeed." 😡
Wish I had your nail problems, Cristine
Deep in the archives and cackling over “I know I haven’t been making as many nail art videos lately, but I’ve really been enjoying making other kinds of videos!”
Please have your sister in your videos again.
Ana R ...I think she's annoying. Extra, ya know? Too much, seemed forced. I prefer Cristine a lot. Sorry Cristine!
Amie SilentHill lo😂😂😂l I agree thou
Amie SilentHill Lexi Calhoun both of you are way off in the Holosexuals family, do you even know how Jen do dem watermarble nails? 😎
ROA$TED!!!!!