There's a chest with the inscription "Full of treasure, do not open." Inside is a piece of paper saying "The real treasure was the friends we made along the way." Dob throws all his friends into the sea.
Merilwen befriends the sea creatures and plays with them. Prudence is saved by Cthulu's tentacles. Egbert is kind of surprised but rolls with the new situation. Corazon hates every second of it. Prudence and Corazon: "WHY, DOB. Just...why?!" Dob: "Look... guys... the treasure chest has spoken. I did not make up the rules, I am but a player in this game...we call life. I did what had to be done. If anything, consider this an on brand thing"
Episodes like this make me wish we had a debrief video with Johnny after each Oxventure to talk about his actual intentions and how it got off track. Probably over a lot of ale. Like the DM video he made but more.
"SHE GETS INSPIRATION?!" *"So tha-"* "I'M COVERED IN SPIDERS!!!" *"She gets inspiration"* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Damn I loved every single part of that interaction
"You're banned from being a hermit!" -starts forcing Prudence into friendship bracelets for her and the Oxventurers "You're legally required to have friends!"
Prudence: "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper... Corazon: "Spiders?" Prudence: "Spiders it is then." Corazon: "No that wasn't what I..." *But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
@@marhawkman303 Probably for them to sneak past the brainsquids and then fight the troll to get to the vats ... but the way they did it was way more fun to watch :)
@@kallasantysanty6092 yeah my first thought was that they're not supposed to fight them, but I wasn't really sure what Johnny wanted them to do. But looking back, the Grell can only HEAR then, not SEE them, so in theory if they were silent they didn't need to even engage them.
@@marhawkman303 Yeah that's what i was thinking, and the troll alone would be a normal boss fight ... unless he would start smashing the vats anyway. Also he was not to smart (all trolls are) so maybe they would talk him out of combat no matter what :P
... I was so curious as to what Merilwen's new creature was. She did *NOT* disappoint. Also: I love how Prudence has become an infernal version of those valley girls who keep a dog in their purse... And: "I took pride in my wor- I've gone deaf!" That actually nearly killed me...
@@ripopol With more hindsight though, whoever designed that door flap clearly wasn't familiar with octopuses' shapeshifting abilities. The ideal octopus-door would probably just be a one-inch hole.
Yeah I’d love to see one of the planned encounters of a live show actually play out as Johnny intended .. you can tell the work he puts into these (baby Egberts having the same stats as daddy eg ) .. and dob just has to go for the massive derail I mean it’s funny and entertains as heck but for once I’d love to see a full on boss battle
@@primemeridianx332 i didnt take that as the eggberts have the same hit points as eggbert himself. i know he asked what eggberts hitpoints were, but because they werent fully formed and didnt even have scales i kinda assumed he halved the hitpoints or maybe even just 70% or something. we know for a fact that they didnt have the same AC because of that
@@DrBrangar Oh, I don't think those are major derailments. If Dob hadn't summoned the skeletons, they'd probably spent 3 minutes hiring a crew from the docks. Rest of the story would be mostly the same (minus the drinking skulls and the bird puppets) Dragging the jailor along was indeed a major derailment. I remember now (they all have their major derailment moments so after a while it becomes tricky to remember which episode was derailed by whom)
Yeah, and that whole discussion they had about the monarchy and such was just hillarious. Obviously as Brits I'm sure they've heard hundreds of conversations similar to that and to work that into the fictional monarchy of a blind octopus aberration society was genius.
"Poor old Dob, the wizard behind the curtain." Is this how we find out Dob's planning to multi-class? Ye olde Distance Learning Course coming through again!
Everybody are amazing in these, but I just want to quickly point out how incredibly well Jane is playing up the others and helps include them. Like, when one of the others have been silent for a while, she's the one asking them a question (especially noticed a moment with Mike this time), and she creates space for the other players experience (as when Andy acted out the paralyzed bit and she actively set him up for gags). It's brilliant seeing it.
Ellen: (Explains how she's going to slither along the wall as an octopus because she can.) Jane: (Skitters along the wall after wards using Spider Climb.) Johnny: ...That's fine... Me: ... is it though?
I feel this as just one of those little niches that has been met so perfectly. Some gaming nerds (said with love) who just fit so well together found a dungeon master nerd (again, term of endearment) and it's almost like it was designed. And while for a moment I think I wish I had a group like this, I know that the community has brought so many groups like this together. Well done, guys.
Perhaps I'm just getting old, but this is the 3rd time I've watched this and I still think the brief Republic vs monarchy debate is my favourite part of this whole DnD arc. Absolutely brilliant
Dob: "GRELL! CHAAAAAAARGE!!" Grell: "and we will do that when its our turn in the initiative order." (lol gotta love the meta moments in D&D they're just as fun as the in character shenanigans XD)
29:05 I didn't think Merilwen would be able to top the time she first turned into a bear, but once again she proves me wrong because this was a brilliant moment
The whole Hermit exchange reminded me of Doctor Who's "Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit."
20 minutes in and man I pity those hermits if they did try and kill the group so far they have killed a mad druid, and a giant mechanical beast, converted an entire cult to their cause, beaten a curse that had claimed thousands, channeled the magic of thousands of poor souls, and fought an entire army of skeletons and most importantly killed/banished A GOD. If anything the guild would chew up those Hermits for breakfast.
Dob: The Grell King! Johnny: [I may as well just turn into the skid] I thought we were a republic!? Dob: [yes!] Corizon: [I can't believe this is happening] Also, this is the OxVenture in which Egbert giggles the most.
"We'll lay waste to your friends and family! And also the crone." "Oh no not Bismet!" Hmmm... Doesn't Dob have a sister? Well, out of sight out of mind I guess! Similar to his attitude towards gold... I spy a pattern.
@@brentage5000 This is my head-canon now. Imagine how it would infuriate Corazon... And she's probably spent most of it on bribing health and stafety officials!
The hermits guild. Did anyone else think of doctor who "I'm a bit of a hermit" "A hermit with friends?" "Hermits united. We met up every 10 years, swap cave stories. Its very good fun... For hermits"
@@tycol322 was it? I admit I'm not as well versed in the Tenant era as I am others. Joined just in time to meet real Clara (Bells of Saint John), checked out all of Eccleston, but never saw much Tenant, mainly because Netflix US pulled the show shortly after I watched all of his, so I've seen each one once.
First off, The Grells should of hit. That would of solve the time issue. Second, Trolls don't die unless you burn them. and Jane does not lose a turn, but rather move to the end.
"If you dont do it prudence we will have to hunt down your friends and family" Prudence should have responded: I mean I already killed my family so, are you gonna kill him again or?
Poor Johnny. Not only is he literally everyone else in the world but he must literally have the patience of everyone else in the world to handle all the hilarious chaos everyone throws his way.
Dob: If it's not to personal a question, Prudence: It is Dob continues anyway: I feel like the group is wondering why did you kill him? Me: she said it was personal Dob drop it
Hermit: "your'e barred from being a hermit for life" Me: "wait.... if anyone who is ever alone is a 'would be hermit' and hes not allowed to be a hermit for life.... isn't Corazon not allowed to be alone ever again?" edit: Me 104 minutes later: "HES RESTORED THE REPUBLIC HES A TRUE HERO"
Wasn't it Prudence who was banned from becoming a hermit? Also I imagine joining the guild isn't mandatory to become a hermit, you just don't get the benefits of being a guild member.
There's a chest with the inscription "Full of treasure, do not open." Inside is a piece of paper saying "The real treasure was the friends we made along the way."
Dob throws all his friends into the sea.
I love this
I love this
Pretty sure you made a typo on Dob lol
@@HazeEmry nope I meant the Mafia Don 😆 thanks for pointing it out
Merilwen befriends the sea creatures and plays with them.
Prudence is saved by Cthulu's tentacles.
Egbert is kind of surprised but rolls with the new situation.
Corazon hates every second of it.
Prudence and Corazon: "WHY, DOB. Just...why?!"
Dob: "Look... guys... the treasure chest has spoken. I did not make up the rules, I am but a player in this game...we call life. I did what had to be done. If anything, consider this an on brand thing"
The Hermit: *Plops decapitated head on table.*
Oxventurers: *Talks to the decapitated head*
The Hermit: *Waits patiently.
I imagine hermits are used to waiting patiently. He may actually appreciate getting to delay social interaction for a few minutes more.
"Do you want to just give up because things are hard?"
"Yes! That's my whole deal!"
Today I relate to Corazon on a spiritual level.
the pirates life for me
Give me the cheat codes and ill continue
as someone who had both two Green Dragons and a Glabrezu thrown at me all in the same day, I relate to Corazon more than I could ever imagine rn XD
Episodes like this make me wish we had a debrief video with Johnny after each Oxventure to talk about his actual intentions and how it got off track. Probably over a lot of ale. Like the DM video he made but more.
I’d rewatch those endlessly.
He did kinda do one of those as a list video a while back before he launched Dicebreaker.
@@damiwayne8289 yeah and that video was great, imagine a specific video for each one of these. Preferably right after he comes offstage.
Oh man I'd love that
@@Badgerfan4 That would rock!, even if it's summarized in a minute or so.
"You guys aren't allowed to complain about my friendly cow god ever again after this"
"Yeah, that's fair"
"Just dont roll a 1"
Immediately after:
"It's a 1"
The OxVenturers in a nutshell.
The D&D fates are a cruel mistress. It be like that sometimes.
Timestamp?
@@Fr0zenEagle 1:37ish in the final fight.
Though like Dob I thought the crit fail would break open all the tanks and unleash an army of clones.
If only it had been a wisdom roll
"SHE GETS INSPIRATION?!"
*"So tha-"*
"I'M COVERED IN SPIDERS!!!"
*"She gets inspiration"*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Damn I loved every single part of that interaction
Corazon: What does the chest say, Prudence? There's no way I could Comprehend this Language!
That was glorious and I commend Andy's commitment to the bit
damn near pissing myself laugh when he yells
Womp womp was amazing
That was so hilarious. Kudos to Andy for his great acting.
Beginning of episode: "Let's kill Eggbert!"
End of episode: _kills several Eggberts_
Is an army's worth several?
@@markclifford5712 think several just means more than 2
@@markclifford5712
There were only 8 of them, that doesn't constitute an army.
“Pretend to be prisoners guys!”
“..W-We speak Common Tongue.”
Dob sweats nervously
Only Dob could manage to found, undermine and then abolish a fake monarchy in under 2 hours 😂
This ends the Grellking dynasty
We're a democracy again!
@@patrickglover7506 They were a republic again, not a democracy.
@@nealfirstofhisname right. I thought they said democracy there.
Corozon stabbing whilst paralyzed and propped up just made me think of Princess Bride.
Don't you mean Corpse Bride?
Nope the Princess Bride.
In the Princess Bride, Westley is brought back to life but his body is unable to move. So he just sort of is dragged around
Gently
He was only mostly dead
He even has his beloved. Prudence the evening ruiner.
"You're banned from being a hermit!" -starts forcing Prudence into friendship bracelets for her and the Oxventurers "You're legally required to have friends!"
worst nightmre
I mean, you could also have enemies, right? As long as you're not a recluse, you're not a hermit.
They way the hermit described it, she wouldn't be allowed to shit alone either lmao
@@TruCloudGaming noooo, that’s just a would be hermit - it’s different
"I've derailed myself, this is a first."
Johnny, 2019
I appreciate that Ellen revealed she could become a giant octopus on a Prudence episode
I mean we now know she chose that form to symbolise the way Prudence influences Merilwen
One, I so agree, two, you just got 300 likes. Have a good day!
Just realised what I’d love to see: Oxventure does an escape room...IN CHARACTER
A locked door... Bomb!
Countdown... Eldritch blast
Password.... Thurderwaaaave!
Oh my God, that would be amazing!!!!
Called chart of darkness
Glass maze... Octopus.
@@katcyer26I believe they meant like LARPing as their characters in an IRL escape room
Prudence: "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper...
Corazon: "Spiders?"
Prudence: "Spiders it is then."
Corazon: "No that wasn't what I..."
*But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
what like if and when they are married in this fictional world ?
@@Dramoklos Reading "Gin and Bear It" got me hooked on that particular ship >_>
@@typacsksorry to bother you but I don't suppose you have a link. For a friend uh.. steve
@@baconbro304 Looks like my other comment got zapped -- probably because I included the link :/ Anyway, it's on AO3 under that title, I'd rate it PG.
*Grells are blind*
Dob pretending to be a grill: "LOOK at this, not just a troll but some sort of skinless dragonborn"
Oh dob never change
Fus To Dah!
I think the phrase “prudence basically just yeets a severed head” really captures the oxventure perfectly
This was the most derailed derailing of derailed story they ever derailed, even the DM joined the derailing train of derailment :P
I now have to wonder what the real plan was?
@@marhawkman303 Probably for them to sneak past the brainsquids and then fight the troll to get to the vats ... but the way they did it was way more fun to watch :)
@@kallasantysanty6092 yeah my first thought was that they're not supposed to fight them, but I wasn't really sure what Johnny wanted them to do.
But looking back, the Grell can only HEAR then, not SEE them, so in theory if they were silent they didn't need to even engage them.
@@marhawkman303 Yeah that's what i was thinking, and the troll alone would be a normal boss fight ... unless he would start smashing the vats anyway. Also he was not to smart (all trolls are) so maybe they would talk him out of combat no matter what :P
Yes, this was among the more wtf of their games. Every second a gem, though.
"I'VE GONE DEAF"
DEAR GOD JOHNNY, YOU'RE KILLING ME
Fanarts of Corazón full of spiders, please
Just don’t show Ellen
"Full" implying they're inside of him... Please don't drawn that.
The more horrifying Merilwen gets, the more Jane is into her. It's adorable, in an utterly terrifying sort of way.
I'll ship it! XD
I'd ship it too!
Sickos. I wish i didn't agree with you.
Who will make the flag for this ship?
Also Tentacles, Dad Chtulu will be pleased~
Ship it
I am very disappointed that Dob didn't recruit the skeleton to his army.
That is exactly what I was thinking. Boo!
I even more disappointed that he didn't try to recruit the horrifying Baby Egbert army.
I thought when he announced he was the king all along, that he would recruit the Grills into his army. Disappointed
I am disappointed that Jane didn't insist on keeping the monster army.
@@slewone4905 Oh definitely.
I love that they break into basically a Monty Python discussion about the merits of a monarchy vs a democratic society.
That's exactly what it reminded me of lmaoo
... I was so curious as to what Merilwen's new creature was.
She did *NOT* disappoint.
Also:
I love how Prudence has become an infernal version of those valley girls who keep a dog in their purse...
And:
"I took pride in my wor- I've gone deaf!"
That actually nearly killed me...
In hindsight, this makes the "octupus-shaped cat-doorflap" from last session make a lot more sense.
@@ripopol
I just realised.
Since Merilwen's a druid, that makes the *world* an octopuses garden..!
@@ripopol With more hindsight though, whoever designed that door flap clearly wasn't familiar with octopuses' shapeshifting abilities.
The ideal octopus-door would probably just be a one-inch hole.
So, just to be clear, Luke rolled a natural 20 to make his disguise great in order to fool a bunch of blind creatures?
oh man I didn't realize that they were blind creatures and neither did Dob and the others
That is correct
best disguise check made this far, agaisnt a bunch of blind creatures.
@@thoruktor8005 prob gonna be the best disguise check troughout the oxventures
lol well if it was bad I bet Johnny would’ve made them like shake hands or something lmao
Andy’s really throwing himself into this performance.
i always feel so bad for johnny when they run out of time bc they hsve to rush through his encounters
Still, at least we get to see D20s as damage dice. The numbers they reach always bowl me over, even though I know they're cheating.
thats why i prefer the not live encounters. the crowd interactions are great, but the boss encounters feel kinda pointless
Yeah I’d love to see one of the planned encounters of a live show actually play out as Johnny intended .. you can tell the work he puts into these (baby Egberts having the same stats as daddy eg ) .. and dob just has to go for the massive derail I mean it’s funny and entertains as heck but for once I’d love to see a full on boss battle
@@primemeridianx332 i didnt take that as the eggberts have the same hit points as eggbert himself. i know he asked what eggberts hitpoints were, but because they werent fully formed and didnt even have scales i kinda assumed he halved the hitpoints or maybe even just 70% or something. we know for a fact that they didnt have the same AC because of that
Zevo maybe I heard wrong ... but he also mentioned taking home their character sheets after a session ... oh well I’ll have to rewatch 😉
"Are things about to get weird?"
The new (unofficial) Oxventure motto
Do we still need to ask? I feel like it is more a matter of WHEN things will get weird
The “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” for the oxventures
The full motto
"Are things about to get wierd?"
...
...
...
"And things just got wierd"
@@tmmaster6904 OMG how have I not noticed for so long... ahhh
I love that prudence got atonement before Egbert did
This is now the 3rd time Dob has done massively game-breaking damage with some nonsense. Fantastic.
What were the other two?
@@photoo848 First encounter with Liliana, and the ship with the Lads
@@DrBrangar Oh, I don't think those are major derailments. If Dob hadn't summoned the skeletons, they'd probably spent 3 minutes hiring a crew from the docks. Rest of the story would be mostly the same (minus the drinking skulls and the bird puppets)
Dragging the jailor along was indeed a major derailment. I remember now (they all have their major derailment moments so after a while it becomes tricky to remember which episode was derailed by whom)
Don't forget how he single handedly won the final encounter in ship happens by shoulder barging the new captain into merrilwens sea blender
madx43 1. That was in A Spot Of Bother and 2. He shoulder barged him into a whales mouth not Merilwen Meat-Grinder: Sea Addition.
Dob: "The Grel King sent me!"
Grel: "I thought we were a republic?"
Me: "Woah, Monty Python and the Holy Grail flashback!"
Yeah, and that whole discussion they had about the monarchy and such was just hillarious. Obviously as Brits I'm sure they've heard hundreds of conversations similar to that and to work that into the fictional monarchy of a blind octopus aberration society was genius.
Help help I'm beimg oppressed
Monty Python and the Holy Grell?
@@nicholass1280 As a lover of puns, nice.
@@DiZtheJedi puns tend to get either a laugh or a groan, glad you appreciated it
Merylwen - "Are insects in the forest wood bee hermits?"
Andy - "What have I told you about puns in Oxventure Ellen? BOOO"
( Ellen remains proud ! )
Oh that's what the pun was completely missed that thanks.
@@liamwarner5749
I missed it too.
@@lilchristuten7568 I got it, but I'm just now appreciating how clever it is.
Ellen puns for the win!
I can't believe I missed that.
Others: "Lets keep killing Eggbert as plan B"
Eggbert: "Or C or Z"
Damn.. He never gets a break!
And then they actually killed him.
Love the look on Jane's face when she said how the hermit was in her way when she killed him
about 10:14
"We are legion, and we want money" is TH-cam's new mission statement.
"Poor old Dob, the wizard behind the curtain." Is this how we find out Dob's planning to multi-class?
Ye olde Distance Learning Course coming through again!
Corazon: "Off - Bismuth, what have I told you about tying me up???"
Only in the bedroom???
I'm sorry, WAHT
YAKO TON S'TAHT
SHUSH
Ummmmm....
Everybody are amazing in these, but I just want to quickly point out how incredibly well Jane is playing up the others and helps include them. Like, when one of the others have been silent for a while, she's the one asking them a question (especially noticed a moment with Mike this time), and she creates space for the other players experience (as when Andy acted out the paralyzed bit and she actively set him up for gags). It's brilliant seeing it.
Jane is absolutely brilliant in these sessions
Why didn't Bismuth turn into a fighter jet again?
Bismuth the Barbarian would be hilarious :D
Strafe them like its GTA O
If anyone in the group ever dies, their next pc should be bismuth the fighter (jet)
There was a joke in the last adventure that her arthritis was so bad that her movement looks like a transformer.
Just minding my own damn business when this drops suddenly?! Yessss!
Me
Same, I had no idea this was going to drop. A most pleasant surprise!
This is your business now.
I love how Eggbert is Prudence's favorite- like she's fond of paladins with an F in good.
Ellen: (Explains how she's going to slither along the wall as an octopus because she can.)
Jane: (Skitters along the wall after wards using Spider Climb.)
Johnny: ...That's fine...
Me: ... is it though?
Yes.. yes it is.
Three minutes in and there's already a severed head. This is definitely Oxventure.
I feel this as just one of those little niches that has been met so perfectly. Some gaming nerds (said with love) who just fit so well together found a dungeon master nerd (again, term of endearment) and it's almost like it was designed. And while for a moment I think I wish I had a group like this, I know that the community has brought so many groups like this together. Well done, guys.
Johnny derailing himself is just so awesome. His face was just awesome
If Johnny is everyone else in the world and he said "get out of my house" isn't the world his house? Where are they supposed to go?
Wherever Hunger of Hadar comes from?
To the one place not corrupted by capitalism
SPAAACCEEE
@@kiefergreen3130 Hasn't Dob thrown capitalism into a lake?
SPACE!!!
Corazon inflicting daddy issues as his kill shot on the clone... holy wow
Perhaps I'm just getting old, but this is the 3rd time I've watched this and I still think the brief Republic vs monarchy debate is my favourite part of this whole DnD arc. Absolutely brilliant
Dob: "GRELL! CHAAAAAAARGE!!"
Grell: "and we will do that when its our turn in the initiative order."
(lol gotta love the meta moments in D&D they're just as fun as the in character shenanigans XD)
"Basically, you defile a corpse." I have come to expect nothing less...
When Andy said, "I want to use mage hand to unlock the chest", and Johnny didn't even require disadvantage, I knew it was going to be good.
“AAAAAAAAGH!”
-Andy Farrant, AKA Corazón de Ballena
"I'M COVERED IN SPIDERS! AHHHHHH!" is a perfectly reasonable response.
So many good lines. “Egbert send his regards” had me in stitches 😂
29:05 I didn't think Merilwen would be able to top the time she first turned into a bear, but once again she proves me wrong because this was a brilliant moment
Years later, Prudence does renounce cthulu, but for Octowen.
⛴️⛵🚢🚤🛥️🛳️🧛♀🧝♀️
Just watched 7th episode of Orb Apocalypse. You need to have another look at this comment! :)
Dob: "Tentacles disguise". Me: "Oh my gosh! It's the day of the tentacle!"
Dob: makes a _perfect_ disguise
Grell: *are blind
Me: "Ellen, what's that?"
Ellen: "It's a brain sucker!"
Me: "What's it doing?!"
Ellen: "Starving to death!" (55:39)
Grells are less horrible than Mindflayers at least. :p
funny you should say that actually
Johnny's face when they're just going to steal the clone's kidney for Egbert...
The whole Hermit exchange reminded me of Doctor Who's "Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit."
20 minutes in and man I pity those hermits if they did try and kill the group so far they have killed a mad druid, and a giant mechanical beast, converted an entire cult to their cause, beaten a curse that had claimed thousands, channeled the magic of thousands of poor souls, and fought an entire army of skeletons and most importantly killed/banished A GOD. If anything the guild would chew up those Hermits for breakfast.
by luck though
When did they fight a God?
@@lordawesome9060 ship happens
@@lordawesome9060 They did a stag with a ship during a stag do.
Dob: The Grell King!
Johnny: [I may as well just turn into the skid] I thought we were a republic!?
Dob: [yes!]
Corizon: [I can't believe this is happening]
Also, this is the OxVenture in which Egbert giggles the most.
Much as these live shows are great, it’d be good to see another oxventure where they’re just in a pub and don’t have to worry about time.
"Didn't we get it in writing that you wouldn't kill us?"
*points* "Not like that"
That rich coming from Peacekeeper
@@BossDragon3000 If everyone is dead, it's pretty peaceful... LOOPHOLE! :D
"We'll lay waste to your friends and family! And also the crone."
"Oh no not Bismet!"
Hmmm... Doesn't Dob have a sister? Well, out of sight out of mind I guess! Similar to his attitude towards gold... I spy a pattern.
She's a mad scientist, though. She's got tons of scientific research protecting her probably
Oh god... Don't tell me Susette's at the bottom of a lake!
@@Adam-bh1lk that's where her secret base is! Ohhhh, now it makes sense - Dob's trying to fund his sister ❤❤❤
@@Adam-bh1lk Going by oxventure logic this does make a horrifying sort of sense.
@@brentage5000 This is my head-canon now. Imagine how it would infuriate Corazon... And she's probably spent most of it on bribing health and stafety officials!
Johnny: " thats absolutely fine. Just make me a check"
"What does Zargon return?" First thing which popped into my head was library books. Even the ones you hadn't finished reading - it gets quite irksome
I was expecting some amniotic tanks to get thunderwaved, clearly they forgot the ballad of bioshock
The "Of course, the thing Jonny said ages ago" moment reminds me so much of my group.
Johnny's face during some of what the adventures came up with is priceless. Like he's just helpless
Andy does such a good job of being paralyzed like I was really impressed by his dedication to remain face down even though that *can't* be comfortable
I was waiting for one of them to mention “well what about hermit crabs would they be hermits”
Andy's commitment to the paralyzed bit was spectacular
Leliana making clones out of Egbert kidney... Sounds like the start of a unlikely romance.😍😘
I wonder who the first clones were made of.
I feel a need for a "guild of hermits (we tend to be warlocks)" shirt
I want one with an arrow pointing into the chest that says, "Full of Spiders. Do Not Open."
YES!!!!
Yassss! And I really hope they put the Joyful Damnatian Cruise Co t-shirts on the merch store. I need that shirt.
I'd love that shirt. That would be a definite purchase.
The Grell conversations with Dob is like having 2 vogon have a conversation about monarchy and finances.
i need a t-shirt that says
"we are leagion!!!
and we want money!!!"
The hermits guild. Did anyone else think of doctor who
"I'm a bit of a hermit"
"A hermit with friends?"
"Hermits united. We met up every 10 years, swap cave stories. Its very good fun... For hermits"
Read that in Capaldi's voice
@@brentage5000 funny thing is it was 10 (David tenant) not 12 (Capaldi)
@@tycol322 was it? I admit I'm not as well versed in the Tenant era as I am others. Joined just in time to meet real Clara (Bells of Saint John), checked out all of Eccleston, but never saw much Tenant, mainly because Netflix US pulled the show shortly after I watched all of his, so I've seen each one once.
corazon is a strong independent pirate who don’t need no backpack leash
I absolutely lost it at Merilwen mocking the hermit at 13:25 😂
Dob: "I cast prestidigitation on the man"
Me: "Okay. What does he taste of now?"
Spicy rat.
The meanest Grel: tell me where you are so I can inject ya!
Dob the Tentacle: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WERE I AM!!!
I hate how the ending got rushed, but this was maximum derailment
First off, The Grells should of hit. That would of solve the time issue. Second, Trolls don't die unless you burn them. and Jane does not lose a turn, but rather move to the end.
This is the best month ever, a D&D adventure a day before your single drops? You guys are spoiling us hardcore and I love it!
"If you dont do it prudence we will have to hunt down your friends and family"
Prudence should have responded: I mean I already killed my family so, are you gonna kill him again or?
Andy probably had way too much fun playing a paralized Corazon
"We are legion, and we want money" - damn it, Johnny!
Poor Johnny. Not only is he literally everyone else in the world but he must literally have the patience of everyone else in the world to handle all the hilarious chaos everyone throws his way.
Dob: If it's not to personal a question,
Prudence: It is
Dob continues anyway: I feel like the group is wondering why did you kill him?
Me: she said it was personal Dob drop it
Mad respect for Andy. So much into his role, he starts doing his own stunts! I'm fully immersed, thx guys!
Yesssssss we finally learned Merilwen's wildshape!!!!!
Andy’s physical comedy is the best part of this video
Edit: correction Dob singing Enter Sandman is the best part of this video
In the Latin Alphabet, Egbert starts with an “I”...
Universal Ronin there’s no “I” in Egbert.
@@zexin3897 r/woosh
Zexin389 Oh you poor soul
I cast +4 Purple Nurple on@@zexin3897
@@zexin3897 Great joke skdnfksdnfksdnf
So we now have Bear-ilwen, Meowilwen, and (as octopuses come from the sea...) La Mer-ilwen...
Eyy 👉
I love how into character Andy is during the spiders bit. I laughed so hard I almost cried, it was just golden.
Also when he was paralyzed, he took it to the next level.
Prudence's influence over Merilwen has gotten to the point she has an animal form praising Cthulhu. Meet CTHULHWEN! *dramatic sounds*
Johnny's evil laugh is a DM necessity! It's great :D
I love that 'Dob does unreasonable amounts of damage' is the new default for defeating bosses
Hermit: "your'e barred from being a hermit for life"
Me: "wait.... if anyone who is ever alone is a 'would be hermit' and hes not allowed to be a hermit for life.... isn't Corazon not allowed to be alone ever again?"
edit:
Me 104 minutes later: "HES RESTORED THE REPUBLIC HES A TRUE HERO"
Wasn't it Prudence who was banned from becoming a hermit? Also I imagine joining the guild isn't mandatory to become a hermit, you just don't get the benefits of being a guild member.