World of Tanks - Don't Try This At Home

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ส.ค. 2015
  • The thing about watching artillery replays is that unless something's going badly wrong they're about as interesting as watching paint dry. In todays' video, things go horribly, horribly wrong, with hilarious results. Remember kids, don't try this at home, these guys are professionals!
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  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    'My mother was a FV- star destroyer. My father was a very brave Luchs" Bert the avenger.

    • @vukpsodorov5446
      @vukpsodorov5446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Not allowed to pick a name i want, thanks Google
      it did, that's why it's an aut...i mean it has a quick RoF.

  • @Thearbiter97
    @Thearbiter97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Suuuure Jingles...you can totally be sure that I won't try this at home.
    Toootallyy won't. But please, do look away. Why aren't you looking away?
    Look, a bird! [Tries to do it at home]

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uh, no...

    • @Udoshf
      @Udoshf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Harbinger Reaper we'll go out to do it

    • @potato_of_the_gulag9982
      @potato_of_the_gulag9982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Harbinger Reaper You Rebel

    • @mtstrapengz620
      @mtstrapengz620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Harbinger Reaper What Tha FUuuuuuck!!??!

    • @JaknS009
      @JaknS009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You heard the man, don't try this at home. If you do, that is an extra 20 years in the salt mines.

  • @shazf18
    @shazf18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Kv2 isn't inaccurate, it's guided by Stalin, and the higher the number, the more accurate

    • @b_2_spirit66
      @b_2_spirit66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like my Cruiser II with 94mm howitzer - it's guided by Churchill.

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +B_2_Spirit Nop.. Only Stalin has the Power... URAAA!

    • @Jeff-yx9rp
      @Jeff-yx9rp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Nathan Vincent Thank you for your valued, communist loyalty comrade! ... Now go to gulag

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iosef Stalin WHY STALIN??!!! I WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AGAINST THOSE FACISNTY!

    • @shazf18
      @shazf18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Iosef Stalin I will sacrifice Nathan the dissident to u! Plz guide all my shells!

  • @ned821
    @ned821 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    normally I don't say anything when Jingles gets a tank wrong, after all he's using a small window when he records the video so he can hardly see the tanks, or their names, but... you mistook an Ru 251 for a T37, c'mon dude!

    • @Catbunz
      @Catbunz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ned821 Time for Jingles to get some glasses :p

    • @Crunch0r
      @Crunch0r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Fuzaneko Maybe Time to record the audio whilst playing the raw footage on a proper media player, instead of watching the raw footage inside a tiny video editor window :P

    • @matthbva
      @matthbva 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ned821 I mean, there wasn't a T37 in the battle--on either side!

    • @edstretton2214
      @edstretton2214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ned821 I agree, for about a month, he thought the AMX 13 57F was tier VI :D

    • @schmit6576
      @schmit6576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +ned821 remember he's old and crap boys, that's why he can't recognize anything beyond 50 meters

  • @jpcg77
    @jpcg77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    T37 is very similar to the RU251 Kappa

    • @HaxGamerr
      @HaxGamerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +flightplayer It's the Jingles syndrome.

    • @jmannetje1
      @jmannetje1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Hax ja Mix the jingles syndrome is hitting, penetrating, and not doing damage!

  • @Macer23able
    @Macer23able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Get balanced, T57 heavy!" -Jingles 2015

  • @d_daniel6263
    @d_daniel6263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dammn this is the first time i'm under 301 and I have to admit, that club is a lie, there is no dancing girls and coctails.

    • @ProvidenceNL
      @ProvidenceNL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Dániel Dósa just people running around screaming FIRST/SECOND/NUMBER, ye, they lied to you mate :P

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Dániel Dósa you do know that under 301 club has been removed

    • @pearlman42
      @pearlman42 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Providencenl xDDD

    • @Hellfire918
      @Hellfire918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Dániel Dósa The 301 view lock system was removed by TH-cam....

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tiberius16 That's why he can't find the girls and coctails.

  • @will5459577
    @will5459577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The Conquerer Orbital Laser Cannon" I will forever refer to the CGC as this, frigging fantastic!

  • @HeyHeyHayden
    @HeyHeyHayden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I'm not too fond of arty, but I still understand it has massive drawbacks for the people who play it. It costs a metric ton of credits to run and you'll hardly make anything, it needs more experience to grind, you can't carry with it and you are completely at the mercy of RNG. So I do think It needs a change to make it better for arty and non arty players.

    • @Obnoxymoron
      @Obnoxymoron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Hayden Jenzen Well said, Friend.
      I believe the most logical course of action for the Wargaming enterprise in this ghastly situation would be to remove this controversial class from their flagship game, and as compensation for the unlucky individuals who happen to enjoy tormenting us tank enthusiasts with their never ending reign of terror; to introduce an unique medal that would be obtained by playing a single game of artillery. There could also be a possibility of monetary compensation of a single gold coin per a tier 10 SPG, though such profusion would rightly be frowned upon in this courteous community of gamers.

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Hayden Jenzen I love playing arty as much as I enjoy normal tanks, maybe even more (I suck at turretless TD's though). I love the patience game, the feeling when you pull the trigger and wait 4 seconds to see what obliteration you caused. I've loved arty in RTS games every time. The elegance of the projectile leaving the cannon, gracefully flying in a high arc across mountains and buildings and then sending enemy defenses flying in tiny little pieces.
      But I also understand the frustration of tankers to some extent (though as an arty player since the moment I started playing WoT, I have no issues with arty and may have been killed by arty maybe 8 times in some 10k games total).
      I think the only thing arty needs to be more balanced for all sides is reduced RNG (HE mechanics more consistent - i.e. less spiky damage, better accuracy but lower AoE), but also a warning every time arty fires (audio of the powerful gun echoing through the map), which would warn tankers that 1) arty just fired, so move to avoid 2) if the shot wasn't fired on you that means they aren't focused on you atm 3) you have a window when you can do whatever you want because arty is reloading. The travel time of the shots could also be increased perhaps, though that would make arty completely useless against most meds and even some heavies unless they are truly camping. I remember trying to hit moving targets with Bishop and FV304 and that shit is impossible (5 sec travel time at 500m).

    • @Hellfire918
      @Hellfire918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Isoherrah Or they can make it play more like arty in Armored Warfare meaning drop the HP damage possibility increase accuracy & reload speed, add an arty indicator when arty is focusing in on you...although if there are enemy tanks firing at you you should realize arty will most likely be firing at you too, then add shell types such as flares & smoke so you can be more useful to your team as support than just pure kill farmer.

    • @XIIILegend
      @XIIILegend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MarcusTheAbsolute There is nothing wrong with artillery, the people who bitch and whine about them cant do at least 2 of 3 things to assure they don't suffer the pain of artillery.
      1) Look at the team composition
      2) Learn the maps and predict the obvious locations artillery drivers sit
      3) Make sure there is always something -50m in between the predicted position and the tank driver
      Artillery don't like to move unless threatened.
      Oh look!!
      He cant hit tank driver, he wont move to get a shot on tank driver, he ignores tank driver and moves on to the next, tank driver can't whine...
      Its like the artillery is not even in the match...

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XIIILegend
      That's nice in theory but not possible in practice. In city maps, yes, arty can be rendered useless by proper positioning and awareness, that's why I hate playing on these maps (even people who suck at countering artillery have a good chance to be behind a building by accident). There are however maps that are just too open, with too little solid cover to predict arty blind spots. If people went only to places protected against arty, 3/4 of the map would be empty and open for the enemy to take over, which is just not feasible.
      The number one thing people don't do that would be completely sufficient to counter arty is move. And I don't mean fire, move to a different location some 50m away and then continue fighting, which is what most people imagine when the word move is spoken. I mean move forward 3m, fire, move back 2m, fire, move forward 5m, fire, turn 20°, move to the side 4m, fire. I've found that people who keep moving randomly few meters between each shot, different directions and distances, are not even worth shooting. It's just waste of time, you will miss most shots and splash for 300 dmg at best.
      People think doing some 600 dmg in arty is OP. They don't realize you fire 2x a minute. Doing less than 300 dmg a shot means you might as well not be in the game (plus you lose tons of money). Missing shots and just splashing is not something arty can afford so moving players are protected, since smart arty won't even aim on them.

  • @tiaandeswardt7741
    @tiaandeswardt7741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    All these dislikes. I wonder where they are coming from....

    • @The_MightyJingles
      @The_MightyJingles  8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      +Tiaan De Swardt From people who think I give a rats ass.

    • @77Owain
      @77Owain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +The Mighty Jingles from people like the m3 lee driver:)

    • @tiaandeswardt7741
      @tiaandeswardt7741 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Connor And remove diversity from a game that thrives upon it?

    • @hardcasekara6409
      @hardcasekara6409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +joe newton Nah its al of the people that hive died by Bert The Avenger

    • @stephenoctable5779
      @stephenoctable5779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tiaan De Swardt from the people who missed, the people who were killed and friends of those people, and also from people who thinks jingles gives a rats ass

  • @hadejester
    @hadejester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man that T37 looks suspiciously like an RU 251, must just be me.

    • @HaxGamerr
      @HaxGamerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +hadejester It's the Jingles syndrome.

  • @thediplomaticmissile
    @thediplomaticmissile 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does Jingles have the single best commentating voice in the universe?

  • @polaris6644
    @polaris6644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With all those missed shots in the second replay, you'd think the enemy team consisted of nothing but storm troopers...

  • @Brokkoli7hun
    @Brokkoli7hun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So ive just started university and i have a roommate who has never played wot before. So i thought i would show him, and played one match. That was the best math ever 6.5k dmg T-54 carry. He was like: omg this game rocks, lets give it a try. So we went on, downloaded wot on his PC and he started grinding a tier 2 tank :) He chose to go for the centurion line. After 10 losses in a row he asked me what kind of other tanks are in the game. I told him everything. Oh i wish i didnt. The very next game he tried T57 tier 2 US arty... 500 dmg, Golden mastery badge and everything... Now he is at tier 4, he is very good with it, enjoys playing, but knows absolutely nothing about penetration, armor, concealment, cover and so on...
    Holy fuck i just made another skypig. I apologise to every tanker who reads this :(

    • @richman2601
      @richman2601 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shame on you!

    • @Melancholiccube
      @Melancholiccube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Burn the Heretic!

    • @arthurmorgan2861
      @arthurmorgan2861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      let your hatred consume you

    • @FrenziedRoach
      @FrenziedRoach 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Brokkoli7hun To the salt mines with you! :D

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play artillery and still know about armour penetration (Except HE shells Jesus those are weird)

  • @dave7830
    @dave7830 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jingles got me started on WOT about 9 yrs ago, while I rarely play the game anymore, like Jingles I think the owners have destroyed it in search of gold, I still enjoy watching his videos.

  • @dennisaaa_
    @dennisaaa_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:50 um that was a Ru 251 lol

  • @g.b.1224
    @g.b.1224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Nooooo, box tank can't die!

    • @CornyBros
      @CornyBros 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Bullet Bill388 many glorious tanks were harmed by arty in the making of this video

    • @g.b.1224
      @g.b.1224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** it's a sad, sad day...

    • @floydwallis5823
      @floydwallis5823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Box tank may never die 😑

    • @Jeff-yx9rp
      @Jeff-yx9rp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Bullet Bill388 It is sad say comrade ... But don't worry!! We can always build more with the sweat of loyal fellow communists!!! But first, go to gulag.

    • @g.b.1224
      @g.b.1224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Iosef Stalin yes comrade, thank you comrade

  • @jdogrulez5014
    @jdogrulez5014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually enjoy artillery because people say they are overpowered but that really aren't. Their accuracy circle is as big as an apartment complex, they take forever to aim, they have comically bad armor, their rate of fire is extremely long. That Rate of fire means if you miss (which you will frequently) you are in serious trouble or your teammate you were looking out for is in trouble. People complain about the damage and the camo rating. But they need that camo rating and damage because they are supposed to be snipers (good luck with that with how bad the accuracy is) and counter arty WILL kill you if you get spotted. So I enjoy arty and am really good I think at it. I only help my team and move after each shot. I also hunt the enemy arty. I think they just have a bad rep because people hate getting wrecked by their high explosive.

    • @KineticRhyme
      @KineticRhyme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Justin Haas Let's admit it, no one really likes it when first 3-5 minutes of the game you get one shotted and shipped back to the garage without even doing a spotting or damaging someone. That's where the hate mostly comes from.

    • @PrinceOfDarkness0991
      @PrinceOfDarkness0991 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Justin Haas same thing happened to me. i introduced my friend to the game and after being frustrated by facing Kv1s in his tier3 tank he switched to arty. He now has tier7 British arty. he has 0 map awareness, knows nothing about armor, mechanics and all the good things. I don't blame him; he noticed that a certain class in the game is utterly op and requires 0 skill and went for it...

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The stats all the other artillery players had in the FV304 game excluding the FV304 itself shows the true sad reality of playing artillery. You will more often than not get games like that, 3-5 hits and 200-300 damage. People's vision of an OP vehicle who can shoot at you from anywhere is nothing but a fantasy

  • @KDSRirelandboy1
    @KDSRirelandboy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jingles: "this was way back when, before power creep set in"
    Also Jingles moments later: "No one could kill the T95"
    xD

  • @human7331654
    @human7331654 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jingles as long as you keep showing the intertaining vids, I'll keep watching 'em. Idgagdf what kind of tank/plane/ship/spaceship or mischievous adventure you're on it is.

  • @georgeking6356
    @georgeking6356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I believe I have come to live in order to hear that laugh....annnnnnd, I'm an arty guy. Bless you Jingles...you are forgiven your arty hatred. So let it be written so let it be done.

  • @CharcharoExplorer
    @CharcharoExplorer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jingles, you are kind of wrong about the Conqueror GC. it is actually quite accurate due to the way it's she'll arc works. Since it has such a high arc, the enemy tanks TOO are bigger targets due to perspective.

    • @Schmeethe88
      @Schmeethe88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Alexander “Charcharo” Yordanov well, it's still less accurate. You're going to have more direct hits in an Object 261 than a CGC, but the thing is- misses are much more forgiving. A miss in a CGC that goes 1m over the top of their turret will land just behind their tank, splash for a bunch of damage. A miss in a 261 that goes 1m over the top of their turret will sail 50m behind them and bury itself harmlessly in the dirt.

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Schmeethe88
      True it is more forgiving. But I want to dispell the myth that it is the least accurate arty.
      You see, its targets are actually bigger, so that balances out a part of its inaccuracy.

    • @Schmeethe88
      @Schmeethe88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alexander “Charcharo” Yordanov I'll agree with that. In practice, the T92 is actually the least accurate arty, but that's balanced a bit with better aim time, rate of fire, and ability to fire AP

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Schmeethe88
      I do have to say I think that the arc which also negates a lot of enemy cover is better than being accurate, but maybe that is subjective.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schmeethe88 One question I wanted to ask was why do high tier artillery switch from HEAT to AP?

  • @themightiestofbooshes9443
    @themightiestofbooshes9443 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jingles! Good upload time. 10 in the morning over here means I get to eat breakfast and listen to your voice, which by itself is heaven.

  • @spodula
    @spodula 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big problem with Bert is that it doesn't turn very well. To quote HHGTG: Looks like a fish, moves like a fish... Steers like a cow..

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I know its wrong to laugh!" What about cheer! I'm an American Arty line player... Arties rule! That T92 story warmed my heart and made me smile XD

    • @WillM38
      @WillM38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the T95, not 92. Ya know, the rolling bunker known as the Doom Turtle.

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think the reason most people hate on arty in general is because they themselves sit still, and thus give all arty a nice target to aim at, my way of playing is to wiggle back and forth, even in my AT2 which is slow Af I wiggle, and I rarely get killed, or even hit by arty.

    • @gnawershreth
      @gnawershreth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cameron McAllister I can't speak for everyone but when it comes to me hating it, I've always agreed with a post made on Wotlabs about a year ago. Dug it up for you. forum.wotlabs.net/index.php?/topic/9237-why-arty-sucks-ass-by-a-unicum/

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gnawer Shreth Ya know what, I elect we all play non Arti tanks, but just sit at the back of the map and let arty die, push them int the battle using high engine power, sacrifise all arty to the lord of war! Force our arty to scout for themselves, either WG will remove it, or people will stop using it.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gnawer Shreth Unis just hate Arty because they can't skill themselves from being killed by Arty. They should just get over it.

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siphon Rayzar If you can't use skill to avoid something, the only reason it would be in the game is for retards and Unicum wannabees who want to use it to get their stats to 50%

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron McAllister Or, to balance super skilled players. Ever thought of that?

  • @MythicFool
    @MythicFool 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert is a terrifying little monster. I absolutely despise running across them because of that blistering speed, high angle of fire, fast reload and tight aiming circle. But, of course, when you have Bert on your team, it's nice to have all those things working for you.

  • @sunxx472
    @sunxx472 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some say... Oh you just made me burst into tears Sir Jingles...

  • @rudkacka
    @rudkacka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the BERT player was pure and total clicker, not paying attention to the map, not finishing the KV-2 because he was selfish and wanted to farm dmg on TOG- not helping their team, not a good game just a lucky clicker

    • @pickleparty247
      @pickleparty247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +rudkacka To be fair most arty drivers will target tanks with more HP as it means more damage should a shot hit. Tanks with low HP aren't really worth it as you won't make the cost of your shell back by hitting them.

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Fred Wood Most arty, but the Bert has fast reload and low dmg for an arty, and fast aiming time, so he could easily finish anything.

    • @rudkacka
      @rudkacka 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fred Wood but while he was selfishly farming DMG and "getting the money worth out of shell" the KV-2 could (i am not saying he did) do 2-3k dmg EASILY and costing them the game

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +rudkacka i would like to know, between 4, less or more guys, anyone cant kill a 8 HP KV-2, i mean... I support the Bert Player in this decision really, i am proud to be selfish for DMG Points than Kills, if you team cant kill a 8 HP KV-2, then they deserve to lose.

    • @gaersofwar
      @gaersofwar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rudkacka with reaiming at the su100y, i thing he also missed a rare bombardiers chance on the low HP tog and kv-2 next to eachother..... thats what bugged me most. you don't get those chances a lot with the bert

  • @speedlimitviolationspecialist
    @speedlimitviolationspecialist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Arty replays?
    Who are you and what have you done to the real Jingles?

  • @FredRated1967
    @FredRated1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear Jingles, hearing you laugh is infectious. 😊

  • @Knight_Igris
    @Knight_Igris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OHMYGOD THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO I EVER WATCHED OF JINGLES AND WHAT INTRODUCED ME TO WOT so much nostalgia

  • @Platinumsniper
    @Platinumsniper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love wrecking T57 Heavies in my Arty. Its an OP tank and needs balancing anyways

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Skystalker I love killing Arty in my medium tank. They are OP vehicles that need removal anyways.

    • @ExplodingBlocks
      @ExplodingBlocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TornadoATP they said they would nerf arty in the next update. "hello I'm WG CEO and we will be nerfing artillery... by making all aim times of arty 600% worse and giving all arty 6.0 accuracy"

  • @Castdeath
    @Castdeath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ohh no, not that game with tanks again.

    • @outfit5103
      @outfit5103 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ammar Ashoor YES its the tank game the game of 20%win and 80% of pure tears of pure rage

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +jeffrey schreuder Luckily its not as bad as league :3

  • @michaeldavis2040
    @michaeldavis2040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that jingles is the only person whose able to turn an arty reply into and entertaining reaply😂😂😂

  • @TheAnimatedJester
    @TheAnimatedJester 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jingles, thank you for pointing out the fact that arty games like this only come once in a blue moon and are not nearly as common as people think.

  • @numperpickel
    @numperpickel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Bert game was NOT one in a million...1 in 30 maybe...

  • @2K-Tan
    @2K-Tan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:09. Top Gear reference!

  • @SlipFighter
    @SlipFighter 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The death and destruction shot picture at the end of this upload is awesome...so awesome that I now have it as my desktop background image :)

  • @nobbs67
    @nobbs67 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it, thanks Jingles!

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not this Artillery Game again...

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +samuelbrowning88 What you did there. I see it. :)

    • @jakesaw3760
      @jakesaw3760 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ZGryphon I dont. halp pls.

    • @dial552
      @dial552 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +samuelbrowning88 Ohoho!

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Saw
      Running joke - every time Jingles posts a video lately, someone who's into a different game complains, "Not this tank/boat/plane game again." It may have got to the point now where more people are lampshading it than actually complaining. :)

  • @dommizle
    @dommizle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Allied LTTB: "of course amx pens me with every shot"
    What the hell were you expecting? You're a damn *light tank!*
    You're called a light tank for a reason

  • @chrisg.2962
    @chrisg.2962 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When jingles laughs a lot you know its going to be a good video.

  • @bkc1965
    @bkc1965 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to see some arty videos here. Thanks for sharing Jingles.

  • @AlexOfMercia
    @AlexOfMercia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank you Jingles for another great video, and It is nice and refreshing to see and arty vid.
    I have been playing WoT now for over two years and have never found arty to be a problem. Well, apart from trying make any decent creds/xp while using them! :p
    Arty hate is so pathetic, which is the main reason I can't watch Quickybaby anymore. I know people will either accuse me of either being a "arty scumbag clicker skycancer etc...." or some other childish insult, but just because you don't think arty is broken and you actually think it adds to the game does not mean you play it. I tried too ages ago, but as Jingles pointed out, It is bloody hard to do well with RNG kicking you in the balls all the time. If you keep being one-shotted by arty......how about you try not to sit in the open and use cover? Hmmmm?
    And because I know this is going to cause a huge reply list of salty arty whine, I will henceforth be ignoring this comment. So byebye all and thanks again Jingles, I look forward to your next vid :)

    • @samuelelliott6498
      @samuelelliott6498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Pilz-E the Squirrel pity you ignored this as your one of a few people here who seems to have a brain

    • @bkc1965
      @bkc1965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Rod 1984 You are correct Rod, the best defense against getting hit by arty is to sit in the open away from any cover. You are a genius.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rod 1984 Aw yes, the average player strikes again. Please, tell us your secret to surviving Artillery strikes out in the open, I'm sure it will be enlightening.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** If you see artillery on the loading screen, you should already be pre-determining how to move across the map while being exposed as little as possible. If you're in a Light or fast Medium tank, then moving from cover to cover shouldn't be too difficult. Of course, it helps if your team mates work with you, rather than against you, and there will be situations where even if you do everything you can to be arty safe, you'll still get hit. It happens. However, when I see players just sitting in the open, getting hit by artillery, not moving, and then seeing them complaining in chat, I have little sympathy for them, for they didn't take basic steps to defend themselves against the arty. If you're one of those kind of players, then this conversation is over.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Cover is hard stuff, buildings and rocks, ridges, things like that. Concealment is bushes, things you hide in, where if you have a good camo rating, you can hide in them without being spotted. Trust me, I've been playing WoT for Two years, I know the difference. Anything else to ask? Or is the fact that I know what I'm talking about to much for you.

  • @roballen3026
    @roballen3026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    please please please please please please please do more aliens Isolation i'll help pay for your heart medication and laundry bill.

  • @DBenX
    @DBenX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Jingles, it's good to have you back ;)

  • @Iowncuba
    @Iowncuba 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:44 speaking of, your replay of an elc amx sitting next to an (is?) tank while it tried to shoot the elc is what inspired me to get one :D

  • @FallenAngel09100
    @FallenAngel09100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    still doesnt matter Arty is still the bain and game ruiner of WoT, and Carriers in WoWS are slowly but surely joining the those ranks lol

    • @FallenAngel09100
      @FallenAngel09100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Not allowed to pick a name i want, thanks Google yeah i barely get a chance to stear away, even is a fast cruiser, they just drop so close

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nightmare Dancer Carriers just need a slight rebalance with the time it takes for Torpedoes to activate once dropped. Aside from that, they're fine. Artillery in WoT, unfortunately, would require a massive re-haul, and needs to be more fun to play, and easier to counter. However, given the way most player are, even if WoT Artillery were to be rebalanced in the way Armored Warfare does Artillery, I'm sure players will still whine and complain anyway, so they might as well leave them be.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artillery cannot spot things in overhead like carriers can
      But carriers can have their planes shot down. You can't shot an artillery shell down

  • @alexmansson1250
    @alexmansson1250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OH OH OH 95 WIEWS! Ive never been this early! Do i get a day off in the salt mines now?

    • @paulschauer6273
      @paulschauer6273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No you get extra shift must make overlord jingles happy

    • @alexmansson1250
      @alexmansson1250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paul Schauer xD

  • @ratchetqwark89
    @ratchetqwark89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    strange ive been playing alot of arty lately and now jingles has posted a video of arty :O

  • @CA-bz2om
    @CA-bz2om 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    A excellent video as usual jingles! Keep up the good work!

  • @Rubashow
    @Rubashow 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember the T95 game he is talking about. He also did a video about it. This thing bounces 30k damage and survives. It even gets the "Patrol Duty" medal for scouting 9+ vehicles.

  • @terraspent
    @terraspent 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    jingles, that post code joke made me spit my tea :)

  • @lobstepgaming249
    @lobstepgaming249 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great videos Jingles :) Keep up the good work

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OOOOOHH was that a jeremy clarckson reference jingles? You're getting better with every vid my friend

  • @justmgm
    @justmgm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always entertaining seeing an arty game going right for a change. I hate arty as the next fellow, but I play it myself and I understand how it works, that's why I don't cry everytime I get hit by the hand of God: either he got lucky or I did something stupid. In both cases, it is fine, I just jump in arty the next game and release that frustration on others :) It's healthy I say !

  • @timndel
    @timndel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love my Bert! Whenever I get frustrated with team play in my regular tanks (which, let's face it, is very often these days) I just hop into Bert and laugh my hairy beanbag off. Thanks for this replay.

  • @alexdkoismith
    @alexdkoismith 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just came home from an eleven and a half hour shift. But all worth it, Jingles I can always count on you to make me go to bed never feeling worse than all good...

  • @MotneNielsen
    @MotneNielsen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love this man..everyone should have a " The Mighty Jingles" at home (c:)

  • @n8bolton
    @n8bolton 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup, that view mod is definitely popular for frequent arty commanders. It makes shooting into cities/towns and over/around hills exponentially more do-able. It's pretty much a necessity, if you want to maximize your potential while driving artillery.

  • @EloraCaistina
    @EloraCaistina 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm never playing this game but I love watching your videos :P

  • @NinjaMonkeyPrime
    @NinjaMonkeyPrime 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me at "I know that will ruffle some people's feathers but .. nehh .. I don't care .." (0:39)

  • @ernestchin2524
    @ernestchin2524 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jingles, I'll send you all my Bert replays. Almost all of them have me shotgunning people like a boss

  • @BucketsnG10ves
    @BucketsnG10ves 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason the M44 did so poorly is because he wasn't spamming HEAT at everything he could see. 240mm pen across all ranges, and 700 damage? That's enough to one shot every tier 5 heavy tank, and with a good damage roll, every tier 6 medium, light, TD and artillery

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heads up HEAT shells aren't cheap. Also if you miss with HEAT it's annoying

  • @arjentromp12
    @arjentromp12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice top gear reference you got there, you should do that more often when introducing tanks.

  • @tommyarnold890
    @tommyarnold890 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a mod in use on this replay that allows the arty driver to get a 3d view rather than top down all the time or am I just missing something that's already there?

  • @thegreatq-tip594
    @thegreatq-tip594 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    M3 Lee part made me crack up. Well said, that man!

  • @carsonjones6283
    @carsonjones6283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jingles: ITS A BERT!!! Surely it's gonna be an epic win.
    *Tog II gets spotted and Bert is aiming at him*
    Jingles: NOOO DONT DO IT! KV-2 PLEASE TAKE THE SHOTS!!!
    *Tog II loses 90% of its hitpoints*
    Jingles: oh you scumbag Bert.

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like that direct-fire shot at 9:14 should have been accompanied by Kirby dots and an appropriately '60s comic-book sound effect, such as *VATOOM!*

  • @fengshuo2725
    @fengshuo2725 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok...loving hear Jingles laugh...

  • @viktorvaughn9811
    @viktorvaughn9811 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, your introduction of "Bert the Avenger" sounds like one of Top Gear's Stig introductions

  • @JKC40
    @JKC40 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the Stig-esque intro for Bert.

  • @mikebell7728
    @mikebell7728 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loved your Stig reference jingles.

  • @lasangagamers
    @lasangagamers 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jingels i have stopped with world of tanks for a month now but is it still fun whit those new gamenodes?

  • @simenk3
    @simenk3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are times when i play the FV304 and i'm in artillery view, and i dont notice that i am driving forwards or backwards because the aiming circle looks like the aiming circle size of other artillery

    • @simenk3
      @simenk3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "alright, lets shoot this guy now. *aims* *aims* *aims* *takes a hit* oh what, why am i being shot at? *looks at map* *realize i've accidentaly driven into the center of the map without noticing * ah shit, not again"

  • @syrinx1885
    @syrinx1885 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the top gear reference 😂😂😂 rip Jeremy

  • @beefstew6512
    @beefstew6512 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The FV304 is such a OP tank in the way that it can perma-track you and you have ZERO chance to escape if you don't have a repair kit or full repair crew .

  • @Pxrfect_Blue
    @Pxrfect_Blue 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    A challenge for Jingles: make an arty video which doesn't inculde you saying "Artillery is boring" In any way or shape.

  • @cvetanrachev4807
    @cvetanrachev4807 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do i send you a replay it is a colabanov in a arty

  • @troygoff4541
    @troygoff4541 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the top gear "stig" reference lol

  • @freeroamification
    @freeroamification 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What do you call the vehicles after tier six on the british artillery line in world of tanks? Afterbirth.

  • @Lemuron01
    @Lemuron01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suspect from all the arty footage lately that Jingles secretly loves arty.

  • @OpinionatedMatt
    @OpinionatedMatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best laugh in TH-cam! :)

  • @michaela3441
    @michaela3441 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's when you realize that the ConquerGC doesn't even have the biggest gun in the game. That honor goes to the T92.

  • @admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167
    @admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The conqueror Orbital Munitions delivery system, also known as the big fucking gun we flung in to orbit"

  • @davidgoez
    @davidgoez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woooo first time i got Featured on jingles! I have to however clear my name of being an arty player, I am not, I prefer light tanks, but when everything goes wrong I go GC 😊

  • @MadOgre
    @MadOgre 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert is my favorite vehicle in WOT. Love it.

  • @Weda_Bretajune
    @Weda_Bretajune 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last replay was hilarious

  • @CamperAndBamboo
    @CamperAndBamboo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually when I heard that Jingles is starting the let's say "intro" to the Bert games, I thought for a moment that my replay was it, since I send an FV304 replay which seemed worse to Jingles than this one.

  • @arrietty3410
    @arrietty3410 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just waited until all the guys started yelling out "wow I'm here early" "yay I'm the 136th person" and all that all from the start very funny to watch this kinda stuff happen LOL

  • @waynedalton3212
    @waynedalton3212 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    A rare gem Jingles... skill (regardless of what you play) can't be wrong to showcase. The issue is not with players who play arty necessarily (except those who drown themselves), but rather how arty is implemented. I like what I see in Armored Warfare regarding how to implement arty.

  • @kirilivanov7940
    @kirilivanov7940 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching how with one shot you get 5+ broken modules. Can you check them out when you have a big HE shots with lots of modules/crew screwed up, Jinlges, please?

  • @dehgoombeh7965
    @dehgoombeh7965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uhh Jingles, you drunk? That light tank was clearly an RU-251 *not a* T-37!

  • @marsm9
    @marsm9 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for promoting the most broken aspect of the game and why most people who don't play anymore, don't play anymore. Well done!

  • @Panzercommander121
    @Panzercommander121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jingles, my name is Jacob Hodgson. I found out today that my cousin Sam Armstrong had killed himself. I was wondering if it might be possible for you to say a few words in a video to honour him. I myself am a bit confused and not sure what to do, but I thought this might be a good way to honour his memory. I hope anyone reading this does not suffer the same loss as me.

  • @simmons865
    @simmons865 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    how do you get the forced perspective mod?

  • @joostteboekhorst9914
    @joostteboekhorst9914 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oo, nice Stig reference Jingles. I likey

  • @popejo11
    @popejo11 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    how do you get that alt view?

  • @carlsmagicbicep9736
    @carlsmagicbicep9736 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That M44 that bert shotgunned, Jasked from Royal, I've played with him on the North American server... Just saying. 😉 anyway well done Paul, you are an amazing TH-camr and again another mostly successful video. Well done