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An Honest Call With Your Bank

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2017
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    CAST
    Ally Beardsley
    Ashley Holston
    CREW
    Director - Sam Geer
    Writer - Ally Beardsley
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC - Melanie Adams
    2nd AC/DIT - Heather Ballish
    Gaffer - Brody Anderson
    Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Caroline Bible
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editors - Spencer Kombol & Andrew Primavera
    "Put on Hold" Music Composer - Will Geer

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  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4201

    I died when the bank employee said "It'll never happen!" Such great line delivery.

    • @Friendly911
      @Friendly911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ikr, I couldnt stop laughing, and it's so accurate, I cant tell you how many time I've asked for paperless billing and kept getting a bill in the mail.

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luluș Ione
      true, but you're cuter 😇

    • @srijamitra4806
      @srijamitra4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally laughed out loud at that 😂
      On a side note though.....
      666th like... Yes!😂🖤

    • @Sai4651
      @Sai4651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I went paperless online, it was pretty easy after 10 minutes of reading the website.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brandon11746 Ew.

  • @rosevampire3755
    @rosevampire3755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4113

    ‘All my money will disappear’
    -$178 i sure wouldn’t want to lose that.

    • @WintersMinion
      @WintersMinion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Morgan Hales It's a negative amount she has nothing to lose

    • @RizzeenDab
      @RizzeenDab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@WintersMinion you missed the damn joke

    • @RizzeenDab
      @RizzeenDab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WolfFrost Flame yes I think she did

    • @thegamingcrazes3475
      @thegamingcrazes3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ichijo Festival no the og commenter was being sarcastic

    • @FriendlessPhoton
      @FriendlessPhoton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel personally feel attacked.

  • @scrubby2
    @scrubby2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5210

    while everyone praising Ally Beardsley for her unique acting, Ashley Holston (the operator) is actually equally good in delivering all that funny point..... and don't forget that eighties song, that is awesome.

    • @bkbland1626
      @bkbland1626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It works because they play off each other.

    • @brandonhenderson9164
      @brandonhenderson9164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I liked your comment and made it 600 likes because it was stuck at 599 likes due to a collective decision to leave it that way :)

    • @hexalynn9434
      @hexalynn9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They’re both awesome they should bring Ashley back more often

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *their

    • @ess9163
      @ess9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@user-qv2qf1jk5o Neope, it is they're. They're is for they-are and their is possesive, as in something that belongs to 'them'.

  • @Rojodagreat87
    @Rojodagreat87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    That "On Hold" song should be on every line. I wouldn't even be mad to listen to it. Lol

  • @CubyChrisAnimations
    @CubyChrisAnimations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6062

    Theese actors are f**king flawless.

    • @sharkoween7686
      @sharkoween7686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cuby Chris ikr 😂😂😂

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *cringeworthy

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *terrible

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *awful

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *shitty

  • @MicukoFelton
    @MicukoFelton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4141

    Oh my god, I work at a call center and that's exactly how we deal with annoying customers.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      micuko vicious My life in a freaking nutshell. 😵

    • @cyn_na_mini
      @cyn_na_mini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I've gotten really good at being able to mute midsentence and continue a conversation with my coworkers then unmute and continue like nothing happened

    • @CaptainNab
      @CaptainNab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cyndi Ledet i do the same thing lol

    • @MrArrumley
      @MrArrumley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That call center life though

    • @MrArrumley
      @MrArrumley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BTW been in the call center circa for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too damn long. I would like to have a flask of whiskey to put in my coffee each and every time I hear that beep noise.... (Unless I abuse ACW)

  • @ainsleysnyder5241
    @ainsleysnyder5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "I'm probably gonna yell at you like you personally did this to me."
    Literally the truest statement I've ever heard.

  • @artisticsword
    @artisticsword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    They forgot "I'm going to use your name at least three times even if it sounds stupid and awkward because quality assurance will take off points if I don't" but overall this was very accurate and hilarious.

    • @OEsEben
      @OEsEben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know I'm a year late but this sucks when you get a name you can't pronounce lmao

  • @garyf5240
    @garyf5240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    This is so fucking accurate about the customers. I work for a bank and the customers are exactly like this no damned joke all day everyday.

    • @violettippet5246
      @violettippet5246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Your life is a nightmare?

    • @RisingSwell
      @RisingSwell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean, the abuse part is kind of dealt with by every front line phone operator. Because people are dicks.

    • @KandiGal
      @KandiGal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i agree - i also work CS for a bank

    • @CumulonimbusCalvus
      @CumulonimbusCalvus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I work for a gym. I've also worked for a school. And other stuff. People are irrational, insatiable, annoying ***** wherever you/they go. On the flip side, many companies have policies that inflame emotions of already upset people (you were late paying X, so we're charging you a late fee...is a great way to get people upset at you, your company...etc). Same for basically anything. I paid you for X; your service doesn't meet Y specification. When you work a customer facing position, it comes with the territory.

    • @beekah992
      @beekah992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I work at a bank too, this is pretty accurate lol

  • @kilroyfrills3084
    @kilroyfrills3084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    This is valid for pretty any customer service call.

    • @F4c2a
      @F4c2a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not mine. I work at a vodka factory. Everyone who always calls is drunk.

    • @kilroyfrills3084
      @kilroyfrills3084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      F4c2a that's a special circumstance I take customer concern calls at a pizza place so yeah that's awesome.

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jawnboi Or deal with customers in general.
      "You know wasting napkins is ruining the environment!"
      "...then don't take any"

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Customer concern calls... that must be a fun day at work

  • @memicoot
    @memicoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I appreciate that this skit offers both sides of the conversation's perspective. And no one is enjoying it.

  • @TheTeamPlayers
    @TheTeamPlayers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    YEP, insanely close to how it is in real life

    • @amirfarghaly1562
      @amirfarghaly1562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your music!

    • @christianarowland9031
      @christianarowland9031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Team Pla

    • @lucacalabrese3136
      @lucacalabrese3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Team Players lol love it

    • @EmileDrgex
      @EmileDrgex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the finest video of CH.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who worked at a bank this is 100% reality. People always called screaming "why am I overdrawn" and then I had to explain how spending money you don't have will do that... Then go through every single charge one by one while they try to remember .... ... ...... I'm really extra nice and sympathetic and they always feel guilty and end up apologizing, it's a cool mind trick 😂 plus they never ask for a manager because they know the manager is gonna be pissy

  • @julioalbertopalomo968
    @julioalbertopalomo968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    "...but you're too lazy to find a credit union" Truee.

    • @andrew2473
      @andrew2473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Credit Union phone support is the greatest experience in the world.

    • @callslightning
      @callslightning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am part of a credit union in the northeast US. Their customer support is not great.

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I too, am a part of a credit union, but in midwest US, and I usually get a different person every time I call and if it's the problem I've had in the past, they'll tell me differently on how to fix it
      So far, they have yet to fix any of the problems I've had, so yeah, credit unions really aren't that great...

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not sure I'd actually expect their customer service to be better across the board but I suspect that credit unions customer support may just seem better because you have to deal with it less and they don't have to be the bearer of bad news as often.
      Simply having more transparent fees makes customer service a significantly easier job to do.

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rob DaFrog That's not generally the case with banks.
      I also don't understand why you start with "people need to wake up," as if we all don't already know.
      Call centers are infamous for that and are often associated with thick foreign accents and poor English. I mean, it's one of the lowest hanging fruit on the comedy tree...

  • @anotherboi1344
    @anotherboi1344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    She actually fits really well on this channel, congratulations.

    • @unrealnews
      @unrealnews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Meme_Thief I get a "You Can't Do That on Television" vibe from her. I like it.

    • @anotherboi1344
      @anotherboi1344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shuuichi Saihara Says the Weeb

    • @MrSixNinetySix
      @MrSixNinetySix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      nah she's a qt

    • @RiggedandReady
      @RiggedandReady 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      TheboyIllinois her voice is unique, i dig it

    • @charliebest3581
      @charliebest3581 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think you mean... "well isn't someone right"

  • @xakerie5762
    @xakerie5762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    The banking lady should also be a permanent collegehumor person they both are amazing

  • @KingofKlubs
    @KingofKlubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    As someone who's worked for years in a call centre, I can absolutely confirm the whole putting a customer on hold for a minute just to get a break from them is 100% true.

  • @FuckingSeeta
    @FuckingSeeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    That "you're on hold" song thought. Just perfect!

  • @kif1983
    @kif1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I'd love a full version of the hold song.

    • @butterflyqueen9260
      @butterflyqueen9260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kif1983 yes!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kif1983 Yes please

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Err, just call that bank at a really busy time? Duh.

    • @michaelsaid8883
      @michaelsaid8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Definetely!!

    • @laurenmiesbauer4554
      @laurenmiesbauer4554 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎶Well it looks like you got put on hold🎶
      🎶So here's some random goddamn 80s song🎶
      🎶Got some bad news and you flipped your shit🎶
      🎶So you got putttt on holllld🎶
      (You got put put on hold, baby!)
      🎶Puttt on hollllld🎶
      YEEEEEEAHHHHHH

  • @bdufka
    @bdufka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    who is the black lady and where can I watch more of her??? love her voice :D

    • @wyattangle
      @wyattangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      andromeda Ashley Holston

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The cast it literally listed in the description. Did you even bother to check?

    • @borob3064
      @borob3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cookie almost nobody checks the description lol

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@borob3064 but they should

  • @Caffiend
    @Caffiend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Ally is my new favorite. This is so great.

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    "Then you googled 'will there ever be a show like The Bachelor for gay women?'"
    "I just want to be prepared!"
    RELATABLE

    • @DeusUsus
      @DeusUsus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gay women. wtf. lesbians.

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lukas Cemnalianskis both are correct

    • @goose1120
      @goose1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I feel u but she did say "gay women" rather than lesbians. Some women identify that way

    • @dearbhlacroninchadwick5196
      @dearbhlacroninchadwick5196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      harls dvdswdgggasgffaafZft June illy.hb e eeaqssedff and ty
      The best way for hb ban,Nov to be the same as

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do Gays = Lesbian men?

  • @Iamjustherek
    @Iamjustherek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    One dude legitimately asked me "what happened to my my money???" ... you spent it???!!

  • @tugrulgunduz5059
    @tugrulgunduz5059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I want the full version of that "random goddamn 80's song"

  • @nachoxsupreme1444
    @nachoxsupreme1444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I do gross shit when I'm alone".. yea you got me

    • @arkansasdaddyproudfatherha3800
      @arkansasdaddyproudfatherha3800 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blakk Fero that's the most over looked sentence of this video. made me nearly spit my drink out, because yes we do gross shit when we're alone XD

  • @brandonsmith3387
    @brandonsmith3387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "Would you like to go paperless?"
    "Sure why not"
    "It'll never fucking happen"
    I died! HAHAHAHAHA

    • @XaldinX
      @XaldinX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brandon Smith lmao this is so accurate. I went paperless and they still send me shit

    • @johnread-jones9846
      @johnread-jones9846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My banks the opposite, it's all online. Every now and then I need a paper bank statement. That takes like a bloody month.

  • @mikeyb1335
    @mikeyb1335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I am actually very impressed with this new member. Great skit and liked that babe joke at the end

    • @kleinefuchsdrachen3621
      @kleinefuchsdrachen3621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you sure it was a joke? It could've been serious. After all, it says "honest" in the title.

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    RANDOM GODDAMN 80S SONG IS MY FAVORITE! :D

    • @FPChris
      @FPChris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I need this for our office hold music

  • @chesiregirl
    @chesiregirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Do you know your account number?"
    "No one does!"
    Am I the only one who takes out my card when I call the bank to read them my card number?

    • @kullingen6909
      @kullingen6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @masakasama My account number is written on the back side of my bankcard

    • @kaiabater3415
      @kaiabater3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @masakasama mine is on my banking app lol

    • @stayteumes310
      @stayteumes310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We appreciate customers like you 😂pls continue the same
      Cuz without that we cant help 😂

    • @chesiregirl
      @chesiregirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @masakasama Yeah, but usually you can use either one. Or at least you can at my bank.

  • @richard5198
    @richard5198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I love that song "You just got put on hold!!!!!"

    • @Ms3queen
      @Ms3queen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

  • @DHEERAJJAINGHORAWATH
    @DHEERAJJAINGHORAWATH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    If only the customer representative was played by Raphael.
    "Huhhaa Yehhhhhh..!!!!"

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *laugh track*

    • @OdysseyTag
      @OdysseyTag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Whip-pans into a flashback*

    • @jarvic07
      @jarvic07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dheeraj Jain Ghorawath That'd actually be cringey if they did that 😐

    • @pulssucks1606
      @pulssucks1606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude I'm in fucking tears I can imagine him saying "Huhhaa Yehhhhhh...!!!!" Your comment made my fucking day dude!

    • @kutiz7273
      @kutiz7273 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      this will be the best sitcom ever

  • @jacobjallen2620
    @jacobjallen2620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The put on hold song is a work of art

  • @sandman0829
    @sandman0829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's actually incredible how spot-on that 80's song was, they totally nailed it

  • @PetCreeer
    @PetCreeer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I'm glad that I'm not the only one that forgot to pay a gym membership for a few months

    • @NeuroticPixieSlasher
      @NeuroticPixieSlasher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I bought a membership and didn't go. At all. Not once.

    • @m1j4s
      @m1j4s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      forgot to pay or forgot and paid

    • @m1j4s
      @m1j4s 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      idiot

    • @AbramSF
      @AbramSF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mr. SpookyPants This is literally the first video I watched after cancelling my gym membership I haven't used in a year.

    • @BlueBird-wb6kb
      @BlueBird-wb6kb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. SpookyPants Buy a gym set and a treadmill, problem solved. .Gyms memberships will eventually cost all of that and you have to drive or catch a bus to the gym

  • @naturada137
    @naturada137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Ally pls continue to wear hipster band shirts so that I can feel cool for recognizing them ty

    • @awnaw5529
      @awnaw5529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      QP that’s lonely

  • @ryangroenveld1514
    @ryangroenveld1514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Anyone else realise that when ally (sorry if misspelt) said they would recap everything in the last 2 minutes it was 2 minutes in the video

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Groenveld that’s awesome

    • @tneil.4292
      @tneil.4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why they get paid the big bucks, and by big bucks I mean they actually get paid.

  • @kawaiipotato4810
    @kawaiipotato4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love her deep voice smh ❤️

  • @kingpyroknight2567
    @kingpyroknight2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This represents my struggle over the past week

  • @w.m.9277
    @w.m.9277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I worked as a customer service rep for two years before college and the truth here is almost too real.

  • @clocked2002
    @clocked2002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    everything about this sketch is just awesome. ally's blank stare at the end after the "it'll never happen!" is the cherry on top

  • @lukewiggin3979
    @lukewiggin3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is why I use a local credit union. The customer service and efficiency is almost incomprehensibly better than my parent's bank. As an added bonus, there's free coffee and you can keep the pens 😮.

  • @sally-vl1wh
    @sally-vl1wh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    You know you are early when the comments are all numbers

    • @zayyanabbas4958
      @zayyanabbas4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You know you're early when everyone complains about 'First!' comments.

    • @zibzo7180
      @zibzo7180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Gallium Spoon IKR

    • @jasonmyers7781
      @jasonmyers7781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Seconded!

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @kappaross6124
      @kappaross6124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We're all just numbers. ;__;

  • @taliarowan479
    @taliarowan479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    oh no I already have a crush on ally

    • @frankzombert7296
      @frankzombert7296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Talia J. Too bad she's gay. Or good if you're a woman...

    • @taliarowan479
      @taliarowan479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      i'm.....a gay....woman.....

    • @frankzombert7296
      @frankzombert7296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Talia J. All the better!🎉

    • @frankzombert7296
      @frankzombert7296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Talia J. *disappears via smokebomb*

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      me the heck too...like damn

  • @Nikkyeshiva83
    @Nikkyeshiva83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that put on hold song was hilarious

  • @yayciencia
    @yayciencia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They are both SO GOOD at this generic bank script. I love it. They also have great voices and facial expressions. More please.

  • @DunklerZebralord
    @DunklerZebralord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    ugh can we get over this whole "new cast member" bullshit and just appreciate that she's genuinely hilarious

    • @Xrayballer88
      @Xrayballer88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But, but...she's NEW. Yay! Shiny new object! :)

    • @cedricchan5473
      @cedricchan5473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DunklerZebralord Why cant she be funny AND be new

    • @sechmascm
      @sechmascm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cedric Chan she was in another skit before she was new

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

    • @_mark_3814
      @_mark_3814 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was in some old skits like Im December last year

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "There it is."
    That is going to help me so much in dealing with... everything!

  • @lune78
    @lune78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I want Put on Hold as my ringtone.

  • @KeisharJeenkins
    @KeisharJeenkins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i need that song for when i puit people on hold...

  • @SimplyMavAgain
    @SimplyMavAgain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Where is Raphael?
    *WHERE IS RAPHAEL!?!?*
    *I NEEED MY RAPHAEL!!!*

    • @jungleemily7650
      @jungleemily7650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mavka1997 What are you taking about? I'm pretty sure Raphael played in this video. And who is Ali? Ally? That girl everyone is talking about.

    • @phantomr277
      @phantomr277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Hah hah, YEEEEEAAAAH!!

    • @mrdownboy
      @mrdownboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RAPH! Stop it, goddammit!

    • @tonyrahme96
      @tonyrahme96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mavka1997 TRAPPed in darkness

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He dropped Katie's cocaine. We will never see him again

  • @adambutler8515
    @adambutler8515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I like this new actor, hopefully shes in more videos

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She will be!

    • @farhanfaisal1611
      @farhanfaisal1611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Butler plz get her removed i and my friends hate that girl

    • @_inabox
      @_inabox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Where is Siobhan?!?!?!

    • @geraldl5221
      @geraldl5221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think she left.

    • @NewhamMatt
      @NewhamMatt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can confirm - Ally and Raphael are Siobhan and Cynthia's full time replacements (although you may still see Siobhan in guest roles).

  • @rydell6899
    @rydell6899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 80's song part kills me every time. My bank has the violin part of Come on Eileen on loop and everytime I call, I dread the endless cycle

  • @mrEbraheem
    @mrEbraheem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:27 since when opening the window curtain let through all sound? 🤔😂😂

    • @kullingen6909
      @kullingen6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It must be very soundproof curtains.

  • @henrylopez696
    @henrylopez696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'm loving Ally

  • @teatea4496
    @teatea4496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That hold music lol

  • @nulz5959
    @nulz5959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After working in a call center as an account manager for a bank, I can confirm the accuracy of this

  • @randomperson2777
    @randomperson2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how it shows both sides of this exchange, makes for a really funny and accurate skit!

  • @lzrsmnr
    @lzrsmnr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I absolutely love this new girl. I don't know much about her but her existence is relatable.

  • @monkeyluvr
    @monkeyluvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    im already so in love with Ally

  • @ezmoney4598
    @ezmoney4598 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watched this sketch for the first time when I was 15, and a few months later I made my first ever phone call to a bank about my debit card. Let me tell you I was nicer than Mr. Rogers on Christmas morning and I still am every time I call my bank.

  • @SupachargedGaming
    @SupachargedGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least they put you on hold. Nothing is more aggravating than "Hello. All our lines are currently busy. Goodbye" *Robot lady hangs up on me*

  • @kieranparker6932
    @kieranparker6932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    YEssssss Ally is hilarious she's my favorite 😂😂😂

  • @agge123456
    @agge123456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    I fucking love the voice of this new cast member! It´s so funny! Will probably get a lot of hate though.

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      august hermansson I like her voice too.

    • @iPodTouchhelper2207
      @iPodTouchhelper2207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      she sounds like a man

    • @asuraXTC
      @asuraXTC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sounds like the voice I did when i was 13 over the phone talking to a girl

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I prefer Raphael. Haha, yeah!

    • @olsaintlit7180
      @olsaintlit7180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do I hate her? No.
      Do I like her? Not one bit.

  • @triumph2992
    @triumph2992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That's her "business voice" it's literally sounds no different than her regular voice

  • @FilmFan-iv7sz
    @FilmFan-iv7sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That put on hold song should be for every phone call lol

  • @GrassBeneathMyFeet
    @GrassBeneathMyFeet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Hey look, new cast people

    • @nightvisiongang4414
      @nightvisiongang4414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SingleFuckGiven And a bad one at that.

    • @antred11
      @antred11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "And a bad one at that."
      That is absolute nonsense, man. She rocked.

    • @ellenthetwig9158
      @ellenthetwig9158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Weaboo Panis I agree. I liked Pat and Josh as well

    • @nightvisiongang4414
      @nightvisiongang4414 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      antred11 Her acting was waaaay off in almost every video she's been in but this one was pretty good.

  • @angelodeck6452
    @angelodeck6452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I fucking love Ally oh my god

  • @lilacdoe7945
    @lilacdoe7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that random god damn 80s song.

  • @lhbusinesshub3930
    @lhbusinesshub3930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was a great skit Raphael you're really adding a breath of fresh air to the CH staff

  • @wavn1557
    @wavn1557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I love Ally 😂😂😂

    • @joelleweetjewel9948
      @joelleweetjewel9948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too!

    • @edwardatnardellaca
      @edwardatnardellaca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wavn yeah, really growing on me!

    • @bdeamon1
      @bdeamon1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      she is kind of like a modern, female Fonzie
      that's a complement by the way

    • @jackbailey1987
      @jackbailey1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      who? Anyways I felt like Raphael really outdid himself in this video.

    • @6squall9
      @6squall9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dishtowel huhah yeah!

  • @Manwlatsi
    @Manwlatsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Last time I was this early, Jake and Amir were still here

  • @OfficialIcebergia
    @OfficialIcebergia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ally: Ca-Can I Speak To Your Manager??
    Bank Call Centre Rep: No!

  • @florenceryu8648
    @florenceryu8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a former CS worker,
    The worker will tell you when something is fixable if their manager took over. Trust me.

  • @robertcampbell7989
    @robertcampbell7989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Ashley! Hopefully she'll be joining the cast, or at least get in more sketches.

  • @konradjamio3632
    @konradjamio3632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    daaaaammnnnn that was gooodddd

  • @mureithikivuti
    @mureithikivuti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the song says, " Youve been put on hold baby" LOL

  • @bobbilly3233
    @bobbilly3233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    BY FAR one of your best videos in while. Absolutely loved it :D

  • @rommlll
    @rommlll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    hey new cast member, I like your shirt

  • @thepotterfan97
    @thepotterfan97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ally's voice reminds me of dane dehaan... i love it

  • @riverw4721
    @riverw4721 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Videos with Ally have only just started appearing now during my week-long College Humour binge, and she's great!

  • @chestbuster1987
    @chestbuster1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Random god damn eighties song should be a ringtone

  • @spaceman2641
    @spaceman2641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That paperless thing is so true.

    • @chembastical3400
      @chembastical3400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corporate and Federal regulations prevent this, which is so stupid.

  • @Felixiroflife28
    @Felixiroflife28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    To potentially answer the "Will there ever be a show like the bachelor for gay women?" thing, there was a show back in the mid 00's called "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" in which bisexual flat-earther, Tila Tequila (she is both of those things but only the first is relevant to the show) did a "double bachelorette" thing and had 10 straight men and 10 queer women all vying for her romantic attention. It's not a good show but it's fun to watch and as a bi person I really wish there was a version of it with a better bisexual.

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Felix O'Connor including a neo-nazi now :'D

    • @Felixiroflife28
      @Felixiroflife28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know she was/is(?) a maxim model and stuff as well, I didn't mean to be reductive

    • @danimoorehead
      @danimoorehead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like there can never really be a show like the bachelor for gay/bi people in the format of the bachelor, because honestly when I think about it, if I lived in a house with 20 other women and we were all there to try to end up with the same woman I'd be more likely to fall in love with my roommate that I eat breakfast with everyday and hang out with constantly then with the bachelorette that I don't get to see as often.

    • @Felixiroflife28
      @Felixiroflife28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dani Moorehead that's true, I think once you veer away from right heterosexuality everything gets a little more complicated. Almost like heteronormativity is overly simplistic or something...

    • @danimoorehead
      @danimoorehead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still think it should exist but in a different way. I haven't watched "Are You The One?" but from the promos I've seen I think the format could be reworked for LGBT people. I honestly don't know why they haven't done it already.

  • @erikpinaroc9215
    @erikpinaroc9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That cutoff scream at the end of the On Hold song was gold !

  • @aikologic
    @aikologic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Put On Hold," my new favorite song. Can't wait 'till it comes out on vinyl.

  • @JCBeastie
    @JCBeastie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ashley's new to me, she was great!

  • @TheTrueRandomGamer
    @TheTrueRandomGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Yes! Finally! A CollegeHumor skit that's actually funny! God, it's been months!

    • @idlethoughts8352
      @idlethoughts8352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Plus it seems like new cast member Ally wrote it. I wonder if she will put out some more sketches like these.

    • @shanebarnes1355
      @shanebarnes1355 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IdleThoughts she did the person at the end wrote it.

    • @snoflake82
      @snoflake82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finally! The same unoriginal comment that’s actually boring! God, it’s been minutes!

    • @MrEasyNah
      @MrEasyNah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rayray Legans LMAO!!

  • @adamzemko4178
    @adamzemko4178 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    that line tho "my life is a fucking nightmare" while smiling like a shining sun... just beautiful

  • @AbandonShipp
    @AbandonShipp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last 15 seconds of the video really solidified the new character for me. Frickin hilarious.

  • @kem8609
    @kem8609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is this new person here to stay? She's really funny and fits in with the group nicely.

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Haha Ally's great

  • @conquistadorito
    @conquistadorito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Grant’s voice in the phone.

  • @lyrasocks2374
    @lyrasocks2374 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is honestly the most hilarious and clever sketch collage humor has done in a while. This my favorite fucking video. Ally is great.

  • @xteam_valoxx568
    @xteam_valoxx568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm gonna put you on hold for a minute because I can't deal with you"

  • @playerx240
    @playerx240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm gonna put you on hold for a minute so I can have a break from you" if I could actually do that at my call center job, holy s**t XD

  • @mariahpryor5054
    @mariahpryor5054 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having worked in a Customer Service Billing office, I can say that is maybe the most accurate portrayal of our inner thoughts ever! Thank you

  • @BenieTheDragon
    @BenieTheDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Your call is NOT important to us"
    So true.

  • @StevenTheCrystalGemOFFICIAL
    @StevenTheCrystalGemOFFICIAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    she brings up 2 minutes at litterally 2 minutes wow

  • @BenThompsonHistory
    @BenThompsonHistory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like these new cast members.

  • @KatherineBober
    @KatherineBober 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You forgot when the call service representative doesn't actually do anything, ever.

  • @chesiregirl
    @chesiregirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "well it looks like you got put on hold, so here's some random goddamn eighties song~" makes me lose it every time.