"yur flat" "Sounds like she's tryna sing soprano and bass at the same time" "Squze me, that was the wrong note" "THE PERCUSSION COMES IN LATER!" "It's like the one kid in the choir who really wants to sing but can't" "Now I've gotta tune these and teach this one how to sing" "The brakes of the dump truck are A flat?!" "So it's been three hours, my fingers are soggy, but my heart is not." "This is so haaard" "Duck tape, don't give up on me now we still have a whole second act" "And now I'm gonna play a piece I just made up on the spot called... You get the point" "Huahauahaaau kitty cat, oooh kitty cat, why do you bite me like that, could it be the screeching of the glass, or do you just hate me oh kitty cat" "I have things to do today!!!" "This is called whale noises" "Shut up, this sounds good!" I have heard two thirds of these as a third year drama/choir kid and a fourth year band kid. You are amazing Brandon this is so freaking accurate 😂😂
4:43 the start of a masterpiece... Seriously though, I really like the way he sings here it sounds so emotional yet subtle... Especially the "screeching of the glass" part I'm just mind blown...
a small amount of dish soap in the water helps break down the surface tension and fingers glide better. all so same size glasses with less or more water to change the notes
Isabelle Schlander I’m not sure if you have a Hobby Lobby near you, but that’s where I’ve seen gigantic glasses! They even sell giant margarita glasses 😃
This is brilliant!!! I've also finished your gift I made you so will be sending it in the post Monday 💜 you are amazing I love your videos honestly every single one makes my day 100 per cent better!!
I exploded with laughter when he was singing the kitty cat song. The “why do you have to bite me like that” part is my favorite! I couldn’t breathe!!!😂😂😂
Ok, it's official. Brandon Farris is the most talented man on youtube.
Intelli-Gent. FACTS!!!!
If you think about each video he's always managed to accomplish something!
That is so true
He is funny, can sing, and do this random stuff!
I agree!!
"That one kid in choir that really wants to sing but can't."
Lowers head shamefully and slowly raises hand.
I can seriously relate!
That litterly explains deku from my hero academia
That's so me
Draeya Muse wait. You can watch it on your tv?! Where???
I was always the best kid in the choir 😂
“my fingers are soggy, but my heart is not!”
- brandon farris 2019
I read this exactly when he said it lmaooo
i just noticed all of the likes on this! thanks y’all :)
It's the name of his new album 😂
Wow
Fuck I understood "salty".....damn am I stupid?
I want the song “Kitty Cat” on iTunes right now
Or as a ringtone
Spotify please
All of the above
@@carlijo216 yes
@Imbrandonfarris so....
How's the song going?
That man's voice is so well trained and sounds amazing. It's a shame he doesn't sing more often. He's seriously gifted
Ya
he has a band
@@dakotakl6729 really, what is the name😁?
@@Bumbo03 idk he just mentions it a lot
Facts he is like so good
Music Teacher: Do you play an Instrument?
Brandon Farris: its complicated
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*Farris
“No wonder they’re called wine glasses, they are always complaining “
-Brandon Farris 2019
Is it wierd when I saw this he that that 🤣😂
Good comment and I also liked your comment so the number of likes would be 667
Ellie Jordan that’s a dad joke and he’s not even a dad 💀😭😂
Ellie Jordan i literally read this while listens to him say it
@@valeriamendez661 he is a dad
is it just me or was this actually lowkey kind of relaxing?
Keila H ikr
Until he just screams
Keila H it sounds like my tornado sirens
😂
Congrats for 1k like on a commate!
"yur flat"
"Sounds like she's tryna sing soprano and bass at the same time"
"Squze me, that was the wrong note"
"THE PERCUSSION COMES IN LATER!"
"It's like the one kid in the choir who really wants to sing but can't"
"Now I've gotta tune these and teach this one how to sing"
"The brakes of the dump truck are A flat?!"
"So it's been three hours, my fingers are soggy, but my heart is not."
"This is so haaard"
"Duck tape, don't give up on me now we still have a whole second act"
"And now I'm gonna play a piece I just made up on the spot called... You get the point"
"Huahauahaaau kitty cat, oooh kitty cat, why do you bite me like that, could it be the screeching of the glass, or do you just hate me oh kitty cat"
"I have things to do today!!!"
"This is called whale noises"
"Shut up, this sounds good!"
I have heard two thirds of these as a third year drama/choir kid and a fourth year band kid. You are amazing Brandon this is so freaking accurate 😂😂
Anna Luksha how long did this take you to type .-.
@@Ja3espam I don't remember but I went through it twice and paused it every time a good one came up 😄
You have no clue how hard I laughed XD
I LLLLOOOOOVVVEEEE IT but you should have added the no wonder their called wine glasses you can almost hear the complainen
@@Ja3espam its maybe that she has a microphone
3:38 I started smiling. Lol. Didn't know I could smile that fast by just hearing the intro of Billie Jean
Billie Jean's not my lover~
@@monstrosity_01 she’s just a girl who thinks that I am the one
@@cookiegooniegachalife8359 but the kid is not my son
I don’t think brandon gets enough credit for how beautiful his singing voice actually is! You should sing more often!❤️
I am in love with your voice
I agree
Oh kitty cat..... why do u bite me like that....maybe it’s the screeching of the glass-(my fav song now)
Christell Leija still is my fav song 🤷🏼♀️ 🤣
He should make that into a ringtone. 😂
juana rodriguez YESSS
Sameee😂😂
Due he needs to actually make more of that song😆 that song is epic
4:43 I literally shat myself when he started singing this. Why is it so good? LIKE ITS LITERALLY AN ANGEL SINGING LMAO-
That is the moment I simpped. I kept replaying 😂
@@laylolireesesq4787 same
I still can't believe it. HE CAN SING. *LIKE A DAMN ANGEL!!* what in mothers green earth did we ever do to deserve him?? 😭
@@laylolireesesq4787 same, I can't help it
4:43 the start of a masterpiece...
Seriously though, I really like the way he sings here it sounds so emotional yet subtle...
Especially the "screeching of the glass" part
I'm just mind blown...
It’s like something out of Les Miserables or something. Majestic.
4:38 Does anyone else hear “pure imagination 🎵” 😂
Omg you’re right!!
I do tooo
Yesss
That’s what I was thinking😂
Omg, YAZZZ!!
"kitty cat, ohhh kitty cat why do you bite me like thaaaat" i felt that
when the wine glasses said "eeeEeeEEeE" i felt that too
You said I felt that twice and it's low-key bothering me
@@toriiii06975 ok. i fixed it lmao
@@izzy-ww2pf thanks 😂 also I'm your 420th like 😗
@@toriiii06975 np and lmaooo
What's funny is I scrolled to this at the same time he started singing oh kitty cat.
I think that it's appropriate to ask why you have that many big glasses or did you just buy them for this video
My first thought too honestly.
Great question lol
𓄁
Facts
To drink all his problems away
1:53 when I first was learning how to play the violin.💀
Me two
Angela Rodriguez GIRL SAME
SAME
@@brad_chad._ me three
Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one that had exactly that thought especially when the big one creeched haha
Low key, he’s a good singer. Auto tune or not, that “kitty cat” song was kinda good
Amazingly, that's his natural voice, he's very good at singing
Nobody : Brandon :Oh OhoOHO kititi catttt this is officially my favorite thing
a small amount of dish soap in the water helps break down the surface tension and fingers glide better. all so same size glasses with less or more water to change the notes
Brandon is channeling his inner Sandra Bullock from Miss Congeniality lol
Steph T I had that EXACT same thought!!🤣😂😂😂☠️
YAAASSSSSS
Lol
inner? no dear, he IS Sandy
@@hbenny5752 lol
When you haven’t slept for a week and your sleep demons come for you 3:07
Yasssssssssssssssss bitch
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG yeaaasss
emo chicken 😂 it do be like that though 😂😂
4:27
He could sing he is talented next thing you know he's in America got talent
I can't believe that Brandon just liked my comment
I got to say I haven't sleeped because I can't stand watching your Tik Tok vids could you do more of them and youtube ones too
He can sing REALLY well too! I shot out of my seat and melted at the same time
He is literally TH-cam’s version of Jim Carrey and I love it
The actual question is:
how does he have so many HUGE wine glasses?
I wanna know.
Bella Ross I know I’m 7 months late but it’s from all the openings he does, people send him random wine glasses
The real question is where can I get them
Frosty Paws imagine opening a box and it’s a humongous wine glass
Isabelle Schlander i wonder that too
Isabelle Schlander I’m not sure if you have a Hobby Lobby near you, but that’s where I’ve seen gigantic glasses! They even sell giant margarita glasses 😃
Actually thought he was gonna play smelly cat by phoebe from friends. 😂
Vivian Tortorici he should have
Same-
Omg yeahhhh
I would love to see that :>
Chihiro Fujisaki sameee
“Billie Jean might have been his lover” - Brandon Farris 2019
When did he say that?
Agent owo secrets he leaves so people can find ..
"Alright so... so far the only thing I can play is horror music... ho-rr-or."
- Brandon Farris
1:10
I thought he said horror then he specified it... After that the first "horror" turned into "wh*re"
It really hit different when Brandon started singing oh, kitty Cattttt
1:35
"For the next 12 hours I'm going to tune these... Eeuuh-huh."
No one:
Brandon:
THE BRAKES ON A DUMP TRUCK ARE A FLAT???
4:53 on killed me and then he started singing bout his cat and i was like yup i love this man
Yep.😂
His neighbor must be like "these are the most beautiful sounds I've heard from his house 😧"
am i the only one that is questioning how much wine glasses he has he has 14 WINE GLASSES 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
and why are they so big 💀💀
And a fish bowl....
Impulsive purchases
And they are all quite necessary
Go to 4:38 and tell me that doesnt sound like pure imagination.
If you agree like.
Bruhajskclzlvlcl omg it does, ty for sharing that
Omg it does
OH FUCK
I heard that too!
I know it’s it’s so nice
LOL Brandon, we want to hear you sing for real as you have the voice of an angel!! ☺
Mary my name is -beccah. And I support this message!🤣💜
I also support this message!!!
All supporters!!!!!
ASSEMBLE!🤣💜😂😂☠️
🤣
I was actually searching for a comment about his singing, because holy hell he can sing!
"I have things to do"...me saying this myself after watching TH-cam videos for three hours straight 🤣😂🤣
Janie Ghinazzi same!
Guilty 🙋♀️😂
2:20 my perfect pitch friends whenever they hear something.
This comment is very underrated.
Yes, I agree.😁
True😂
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he has an amazing voice and a great talent?
Morning
I just hard it
My brother once tuned my inhaler because he wanted to know the note and he had a tuner on his phone
4:43 That’s the sort of shit I would listen to while I fall asleep.
It’s legit beautiful.
Like, literally. Wtf?
Right? I felt like I was being transported to another dimension
That song should be in a movie about cats.
I was thinking the same 😭 it makes me sad i don't know any songs like this as its 3am and I'm exhausted but can't get to sleep ;-; 🙃
i totally misunderstood the title and took it as you saying that michael jackson used to play wine glasses. i don’t regret clicking though
"That one kid in the choir who wants to sing but can't" I FELT THAT
"called... Called..."
**Sweats nervously**
Cashier: 🤨
Brandon carrying 15 various sized glasses: "I'm playing a symphony. Shut up."
* thanks for the likes guys ☺ *
Laurie B. I play like 30 different instruments tho -percussion person 😂
@@misaelgarcia2979 😂 awesome
@@misaelgarcia2979
Cool. 😂😂😂
“This is called whale noises”
wHaLe NoIsEs???
“Yes whale noises, I wrote that”.......
When I tell you I felt that.....I mean I FELT that
this is more entertaining than band classes/ concerts.
Is it just me or did it sound like a violin most of the time
4:56
When you want to scream in pain but its 2am
4:45 this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
Im_a_introvert ! Why did it actually sound good tho
It's actually good😂😂 lol
Sounds like the middle of scratching a violin and wiping a glass pane 😂😂
Oh God me listening to the second violins in orchestra in middle school. 😫 They were second for a reason.
@@weepyllama
I wholeheartedly agree.
@@weepyllama why is that so correct🤣 i’m first violin in 8th grade and the seconds are SO BAD sorry to all my seconds, love ya
"It's like that one kid in choir class that wants to sing but can't."
Me. That was me.
2:53
am I the only one or does this remind me of some kind of Japanese music
Sameee :0
3:03 I said out loud “that sounds strangely Chinese” *I hope I’m not being racist*
Nope.... I do..
Brandon: Trying to focus on the wine glasses and tuning
Cat: You have paid no attention to me so now I must ATTACK
Lol okay I'm honestly impressed!! I love his voice to!! Like how? How does he do it all?!
You should play “Africa” by Toto on the wine glasses
4:28 I laughed till I was WHEEZING SILENTLY and streaming tears 😂😭
Same but I ended up sharding
Okay, your singing made me bring tears to my eyes..🥺👏🏻 yes. just yes.
I will never be able to describe how much joy and life this man gives me. Brandon you are cool beans with a side of awesome sauce
Ok let's get on AGT and we can win because you can make me pee my pants of laughter who else can relate
If Tequila guy can make it so can Brandon😂😂
It sounds wonderful they should make some worship music on wine glasses like this its beautiful.
Oddly satisfying...
Mildly relaxing....
Solid content.
14/10.
❤️
5:00 me when I'm constipated
The percussion comes in later! That is one of my favorite Brandon Farris lines
OKAY BUT LIKE HIS SINGING VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND RELAXING!
You have one of the most beautiful voices I've heard keep it up.
I'll say this, I never know what your going to do on your channel. It defently makes things more interesting.
4:44 Brandon starts vocalising and it's BOOTIFULLLLL
"That one kid in the choir who really wants to sing but can't."
I'm in choir
I'm that kid
Nice to meet ya!
3:07 me when I have a random outburst
It's confusing af right I mean like who else gets? anyone ?anyone ?please.
I feel like I'm the only one questioning why and how he has so MANY HUGE WINE GLASSES!.
I found them at michaels which is appropriate for this video 😂 then bought them all! 🙌🏽
@@imbrandonfarris That's amazing!😂 Also, good idea to ducktape them all down because cats have a tendency to knock over, well, anything. Lol.
Loved how you couldn't "teach" the one "kid" how to "sing", so you just used him
Every school ever
WAIT WHAT 5:00 I LOVE THAT HIS VOICE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD-
Also the notes he was playing at 4:00 was beautiful
1:45 sounds like the WooAAaaaAoH intro in "The Greatest Show" from The Greatest Showman 😂
Oh my god I was thinking that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weow
4:43 I was all like “YAAASSSSS QUEEENN”
Lol😂
Me too 😂😂
This is brilliant!!! I've also finished your gift I made you so will be sending it in the post Monday 💜 you are amazing I love your videos honestly every single one makes my day 100 per cent better!!
How nice of you! 🖤
Someone give this man a medal.
YOU SIR Are a talented individual.
Enjoying the LOL that watching Brandon gives to me and the kids. Our kind of humor - especially during this quarantine
“ We’re gonna need a lot of water. Annnnddd duct tape.” 1:14 😂😂😂
Ain’t half bad at singing. You should sing more often.👍👍
Was waiting for the vocals😂😆😉...
Wait........
How does he not have 10 million (even more) like he is one of the best TH-camrs
I want “Kitty cat” by Brandon Ferris on ITunes and Spotify and everywhere. And onnn BROADDWAYYYYYYYY
Your patience is outstanding.. Love that about you
I yawned twice because I woke up and watched this AND it was THAT calming XD Love ya
“The brakes of the dump truck are Ab?!“
-Brandon Farris 2019
Why did I actually get chills when he played his song lmao
That song... about the cat... it touched my heart..
A true lyrical genius
Yo I’m not gonna lie that almost put me to sleep when he started playing it was beautiful
This completes my life.
Lmao I want these sounds to be played on my funeral Lol
Your comment needs more likes, I'm dying just thinking about it 🤣
“Is mayonnaise an instrument??” -Patrick Star
Brandon: "let me show what I'm talking about"
No one:
Not a single thing:
Zelda: -dashing in-
Found you on Facebook video feeds. Never looked back. Thanks for making me laugh. 🙂
Pause the video, click the time frame
-> 4:30 and you can thank me later
Wtf bro
Lol
Yes 😂
IM DEAD THATS AMAZING
Thank you for blessing my ears
3:07 me when I see homemade chocolate chip cookies 🤣
The fact that your kitten just full on jumped onto your shoulder
I exploded with laughter when he was singing the kitty cat song. The “why do you have to bite me like that” part is my favorite! I couldn’t breathe!!!😂😂😂
voice like an angle. AGAIN good singer!!!!