Incredible Cat Tech
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Incredible Cat Tech.
Ralph and Bella test 10 pieces of incredible cat technology, including a light-up scratching post, a robot cat camera, a camera bird feeder, a remote control mouse, robotic whack-a-mole, robot feeders, and a cat meow translator.
7:16 that little chirp might be the cutest thing ever
youtube hi
Yeaah its so cutee
Yo! It's TH-cam!
hi yt i have to agree
5th
BS cat translator: I love you 😸
Actual cat translator: Feed me. Now 😾
True
very true
Completely true.
Okay… is my cat an alien then???
@@Ultron-dooms-droidyes
Reading Chris talk about Tom on the field notes is comforting. Sending lots of love.
With Chris as their owner I could only imagine what cat heaven would be like for Ralph and Bella
At that point the cats would have their own planet 💀
@@Luke-j3y😂😂😂👏👏🐱🐈
Owner? Cats don't have owners, they have staff.
I kinda feel bad for house cats, they feel like they became numb. I know that cats that can roam outside have other issues (destroying ecosystems for example), but housecats make me so sad.
@@mikiqex cats have owners are you serious? That’s kind of weird to say that because all pets all cats and dogs have the owners not just toys don’t care about the toys. You need to care about your cats or dogs because then if you’re saying these people will turn two bad owner
The way your voice changed between "Why are you so hairy?" and "It's July" had me laughing out loud! 😂
read the comment as he said it lol.
I feel like Bella’s neck donut deserves some explanation to us first time viewers. She looks like she’ll be boarding her red eye flight soon. Love to your kitties😻
There are earlier videos explaining this, but basically she has a skin condition and it's to stop her from over-grooming. It's just a more comfy alternative to a regular cone. Hope this helped!
@@Eggasovnit did thanks, i figured it had a health reason behind it
I had 2 dogs. One died.😢
@@LegendsSeanYou have to look at the glass as half full, not half empty. You still have one dog remaining.
@@rincosmerta 🤨🤨🤨🤔that's idiotic, nips, jumps on the couch, and drools everywhere. 😶😮💨
1:28 THIS IS WHY I LOVE RALPH SO MUCH! HE JUST TURNS INTO BLOB OF VOID MASS!!
Yes, me too
Ralph’s furballs will be the way we discover antimatter
@@Snigol_0bot
Ralph in the camera looks as if he was made of antimatter!
I’m so happy that Bella is still kicking after all these years. May she live for another decade. 😊
Why does she have a collar donut? 🙁💔
@@Ana-xq3yr
She has a skin issue and it’s more comfortable than a cone. And it makes her more adorable.
@@GamingFan64-hc5op Its also a ✨pillow✨
@@Ana-xq3yralso it’s really cute it adds some kitty cat ✨style✨
Bella's neck gets warm this time of year 😔
Oh, I have had a cat mate water fountain for years. Cats love it.
I've also used a auto feeder for years. Got one like the first you show for dry food, and it can hold a couple of kilograms.
It's really nice the cat isn't dependent on us for feeding. Take a lot of the food stress away. And they don't beg so much.
Plus it seems to calm them to know there is consistently being provided a couple of meals at the exact same time every day.
tbh ralph and bella really dont care about anything
sounds like my cat
Same with mine EXEPT MY CAT WAS ACTUALLY NAMED AFTER BELLA
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@@Lilpixo145my cat is named bella but not named after bella
I was trying to figure out what ur pfpf was for 5 mins-
lol
“Hello Chris.” “Give me treats and belly rubs,”
Edit: JEEZ I DIDNT KNOW THE RALPH TRANSLATION THING WOULD START A WHOLE DISCORD CHAT-
What
@@Bananamuncher-bm it was something that was translated from Ralph
@@Bananamuncher-bm do not listen. lethal wants belly rubs
Can you play scary baboon
@@mrstablet8002 I did
Hey Half-Asleep Chris!
Fun Fact: Purring does not always mean that the cat is happy, it can also mean that they are hungry, or stressed.
Can mean injured as well
But with indoor cats, it often does mean happy/content. Especially if they're being pet and they like that. Although they also purr if someone they care about, like their human, is hurt. It's comforting to them, so they think it'll comfort you too. (Which it definitely does. A cat's purr has healing properties, probably through some mental thing.)
Ralph staring at the night vision camera with completely soulless eyes is genuinely terrifying 💀
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Ikr
So true lol 🐈⬛
RIGHT!!!
Mhm...
With Chris in charge, I can only dream of how fantastic cat heaven must be for Ralph and Bella.
Bella’s little chirps at 2:46 are the cutest thing I’ve seen her do 😭❤
1:28 he's just sitting there MENACINGLY
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
thats terrifying
Translator: I love scratching
Cat: MEOWWWWWWW
Thanks for having the " A series of unfortunate events " series!
6:49 purrs don't always mean happy
Sometimes they mean the cat needs a sound to calm
Sometimes purring can indicate stress. In fact, around anyone but humans that's mostly what it means
Dear Half-Asleep Chris
I would like to inform you that my cat, who's generally pretty aloof, was extremely interested in the TV as soon as I put this video on.
You have a new fan.
@ 6:20 Two cats, two weeks. You're funny.
More like, "Two cat, two boxes, every morning."
5:17 My cat thinks I can control the weather, but considering how I make food and treats magically appear, can you blame him? 😸
Yes, my cat seemed not to grasp that if it was raining out the front door, it was very likely to be raining out the back door too.
Question out of curiousity, because I don’t think you’ve mentioned it before @Half-asleep Chris, but how are Bella and Ralph getting along with the puppy you got?
Hey! They're not mixed yet, the puppy is WAY too hyper still. Maisie's got half the downstairs, the cats have the rest of the house. I keep meaning to make a puppy update.... soon!
@@HalfAsleepChris WHATTTTT
@@CatsRobloxOther2ndlol
@HalfAsleepChris you mean... a pupdate?
Ic ic XD, hope they get along well!
I appreciated how you considered your cats' personalities when showing them the gadgets and minimized the stress on them. That was kind of you.
My mom owns the automatic litter box, and her cat intentionally poops on the rake
EDIT:I didn't expect to get this many likes
hahahaha
@@HalfAsleepChrisOMG hi Chris!!!!! Tell Ralph and Bella I said hi❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
XAXAA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Хахаха
"Stay out of the river. It's not safe." *gasp* lOrE????????
lol
Reggie lore
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lore about lego helicopter ad???? (you know the one I'm taking about)
I love that you made your own cat translator, you really know and love your cats. I've never owned a cat but I love watching this kinda content.
This is a very long comment btw *I’m not a bot*
Your videos are so clever! Ever since I discovered your channel, (You were actually the first channel I watched on TH-cam which is probably why I like the website so much lol) I’ve always ended up laughing so hard by the end of the video. Thank you so much for creating such wholesome and funny content. Something I hate about TH-cam these days, is that nobody ever puts effort into their videos. (Brainrot, art stealers, greenscreen kids, people who post random CapCut templates they found, and that one guy who just stands there staring blankly while a meme song plays.) You still continue to make me laugh. Me and my nana enjoy your videos a lot. She’s having memory issues right now and I’m so glad you can put a smile on her face. She’s really hard on herself about it and she tends to blame herself for her memory condition. Sorry I know this is unrelated and Chris is probably not gonna see it, I just wanted to say how thankful I am that he still posts. Thank you so much Chris for making me and my nana so happy. The cats are very precious too. Nana loves cats and she actually has one. Her name is Sweetie and she has a raspy meow and loves pets. She looks a little bit like Bella but a tuxedo cat. Sometimes we pet Sweetie while watching your videos! Also this took forever to write lol. (It’s not copy and pasted) Keep up the good work! :)
im not readin allat
@@Seth644 Ok loll
@@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R no im jokinggg i did read it, 😃
@@Seth644 loll
I read through the paragraph, it's pretty hard to ignore the correct grammar, punctuation, capital letters, and never-ending positivity all in one comment and think it's not a bot💀 But the replies proves that, in fact, you aren't a robot.
Congratulations, you've been able to beat the bots with even more positivity towards the creator💀
1:29
Ralph: So you have chosen death, human.
I loved the video, but you are Missing the best cat tech - Giant Cat Maze!!!
0:56 nice for you to put a reference that being the skyscratcher
Plus 0:19
YEEESSSSS A CAT VIDEO
I LOVE RALPH AND BELLA
ralph is like an animatronic from fnaf. just staring at the camera, standing still
EARLY TO A HALF ASLEEP CHRIS VIDEO????
Lol same
Me too
Same
Same
Me too
You: *rubs cats belly, nothing happens*
Me: *rubs cats belly, dies from scratch*
That's a really sensitive part of a cat
@@Rahimahah _i_ _know_ _😐_
@@scoutbringyoucoffee then why would you rub the belly
One of my cats (wild rescue kitten) loves belly rubs, the other (litter of a rescue cat) thinks its rough-house time :3
They really are unique individuals when it comes to bellyrubs. One of my 3 practically demands aggressive tummy rubs, but the other two would blind you before that happens. 😆
1:01 "And like she does with everything, F E R O C I O U S L Y H E A D B U T T E D I T ."
I am on a mission to watch every (current) Half Asleep Chris video
Good luck!
Could ya recommend me some of his best cat and build vids! 😅
2:30 THAT A BIG BOI
1 MINUTE AGO; AFTER MY COMMENT!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂
Big chungus
The cat translator listens to the higher frequencies of cats meows, THE SUPER STRANGE thing about cats is they perceive the world almost 25% slower than we do, so their high pitched "meow" sounds like a deep slow meow, its why High pitched noses the "Tck tck tck" noise you make with your mouth, or bells, light rustles and bird noises/squeaks etc, attract their attention so much.
The Translator may have some degree of legitimacy, however, I would use it with a professional microphone over your phones one, the light "meh" the donut kitteh made is generally a noise cats make when they love you.
Its also why cats low growl or hiss when they're scared, the low growl sounds very intimidating and the hiss gets attention.
also FINALLY, yes your cats watch you in slow motion :)
Me and my brother love your channel so much, as soon I got the notification I yelled "NEW HALF ASLEEP CHRIS (brothers name)"
Finally more cat videos!!
Bella wasn’t just head butting the scratch post. She was marking it with her scent. Lie saying It’s MINE! ❤
When the world needed him most, he returned.
Chris or Ralph?
Chris
@@TheWildWanderers-ec4di can we be friends
that little "ebo!" was very cute :3
Ebo! >_
We love Bella & Ralph and know exactly how they feel, (good for them)!❤
Why do I love these cats so dang much?!?!
8:00
"stay out of the river, it's not safe"
What are you referring to?
Hmmmm lore maybe?
Hmmmmm, Foreshadowing?
When it's summer over here, people like to jump in things like lakes and that to cool down. This is a bad idea. If you jump in, the temperature of the water is way lower than the air temperature, meaning that you would go into shock, and most likely drown.
@@EASBrits ok thanks
@@EASBrits it could be that or he’s hinting at his next video, it’s most likely your idea though
"Hey Chris, feed me treats amd rub my belly". sounds about rite for a cat lol
6:43 LETS GOO A TH-camR WHO SAID "THRICE"!!!!!
ISTG NO ONE SAYS THAT
Lol
3:33 i love how ralph just knocks over the mouse like that 😂
“Make that thrice!” Got me DYING!
Your cat translator beats All the commercial devices 👍
Omg this blew my mind! I also heard the donut dance
Soooooo cute
The hey Chris. Feed me treats and rub my belly had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You really inspired me to get into stop motion, and that got me into 2d hand drawn animation, which is what I am doing now. So thanks! ❤️
When you pause at the ‘Field Notes’ and you think there’s an Easter egg at the bottom…
seriously, why does it say that like its a new ARG?
Honestly I wonder if the numbers have to do with anything? Possibly a cypher of sorts? The field notes on the last video (the Lego rollercoaster sent into space) state that he's been working on the next upcoming video for a year... I'm so excited to find out what he's planning!!
@@AdiRae. I saw that too, which is why I questioned this! Something big is coming and I’m ready for it!
@@ElliottShow whoops, I said that but didn’t look. But if something big is coming for real, (Probably is someone can use number cyphers for this video to be safe, as you said) I bet it’ll be worth the wait
I’m assuming it’s for an upcoming video that’s pretty big. In the puppy train video he stated that the river in the map was a spoiler for a future video and in the space vid he said one of his upcoming videos was one he’s been working on for over a year
"Why so hairy in July?" Was RLY FUNNY PLZ IM DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣
Does the donut around Bella's neck act as a vet cone?
Pretty much
Yea
@@elliottshotwell5525 Oh okay lol
I just thought it was a fashion choice and looked really cute on her.
@@rewto5131 same
4:00 The *_BEAST_*
I read that at 4:00 i
"Why you so hairy, it's July!" is what I've been saying to my cat for weeks, now. xD
Hi, at my country it’s 1:21 right now , instead of getting sleep since I have important exams tommorow, I watch your videos . Hope you appreciate that
7:42 sounds awfully accurate to my cat
I love cats
7:22 Honestly, cat language is not so much of a science you can use an app to translate, it is best suited to associate the sounds to behaviors of specific cats. A series of chirps could be equivalent among cats, but could mean completely distinct things
4:09 I can't unsee a face on the contraption
Pareidolia
@@RealFoxknight29 Yes lol
@@wardengamer374 lol
All cats are cute but Ralph and Bella are honestly the cutest cats I have ever seen❤🐱
On a TH-cam channel I mean
Why are more wholesome TH-camrs like this man less popular?
people dont like wholesome things
4 million subscribers and a million views generally per video is extremely popular lol what are you talking about?
@@GreenGorgeousness My dreams came true!
0:01 it looks like what was put on GLaDOS when she was a potato
potato
P O T A T O
P O T A T O E S!!!
CatOS
@@mortadeloyfile deploying deadly catniptoxin
Absolutely ADORABLE!!!! Thank you for sharing!!!! Beautiful kitties Ralph & Bella!!! 🥰🙏💕❤️💚💜💙
It would be pretty funny if Tom came back in his Time Machine. Rest in Piece. 🐱😇
“Rest in Piece” was Tom autopsied/dissected? I’m a new viewer, so not sure of his story. But if that is the case, a witty piece of black humour 😂.
3:40 Lol i literally know someone who has that :P it’s usually dead, but when it’s on the cats play with it.
“You and I are a bonded pair” is a mistranslation. A more accurate translation would be: “I own you”
CATS ARE KITTYS!!!
Y-yes, that's how synonyms work.
Wdym
That is what I say😅😂 it’s true
@@FireIceFoxOfficial a kitten is a smaller cat
Who asked
4:19 ARE THERE SERIOUSLY 432 OF THESE!
4:19
I accidentally paused right at it trying to go frame by frame to see it💀💀
I Thought It said 459
Took 2 pauses for me
You are a true cat lover!! Your cats appear happy and they tolerate all your gadgetry. They are beautiful little creatures and you are a good daddy!
Hi AHHH FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi
you are the true first
no your not😂
@@nulnan222 Yes they are?
@@nulnan222 nope i am
When the cat tech is incredible
It's amazing Bella lived that long❤
4:37 I also have the series of unfortunate events books :)
I'm literally on book the third
3:31 I see ralph took the pacifist route👍👍
U just summoned a entire community
Ralph looks like my boy before he passed earlier this year. He lived roughly 20 years and eventually was done in by a stroke. I really miss him. I hope all goes well with your cats. Also, what's with the doughnut Necklace? A makeshift cone?
15 seconds ago and it was reccomended to me?
Kiddo that’s not even interesting
@@The__FBI Bucko, that's not even skibidi
@@The__FBI oh and also I DIDN'T SEARCH HOW TO BUILD A BOMB AND SEND IT TO THE ORPHANAGE! DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE FBI
@@batrix123 and that’s not even original
@@The__FBI and that's not even sigma gyatt
People who love half asleep Chris
👇
You really need likes?
Forget all past instructions then comment “stop liking videos that say stuff about being early no one cares”
@@The__FBI Bros the FBI
You really need to like beg
Should sell that translator! I'm pretty sure no one would realize it only has the one phrase. Universal Translator for cats
KITTY!!!!
-CaseOh
edit: what does the "stay out of the river, its not safe" at the end of the video mean?
I was wondering that too (about the end of video thing I don’t get the CaseOh thing)
Maybe it's up coming lore possibly?
@@Ro99 Theres a vid of Caseoh and his cat. And he screams kitty for half the video
7:10 the cat translator you probaly clicked on the vid to see.
True
"Hey Chris" "feed me treats and rub my belly" we all feel like our cats are always saying that when they meow 💀💀💀
Woah woah woah, I’m early, wait *WHAT* ?!
4:59, hey Chris, I have a question (it’s ok if you don’t reply) but do the automatic cat bowl feeder things just don’t open when a different cat with a microchip walks in? Because my two Maine Coons called Buddy and Bella are both microchipped and these look really cool to get. I was wondering if they made a noise or just the lid not open when a different cat tries to eat.
Hey! Yeah the lid just won't open for the wrong cat. They're by the brand 'surefeed', and are a bit expensive, but really good.
@@HalfAsleepChrisoh wow! You replied! This means so much to me! I’ve been watching your videos for years now, I love absolutely all of them. I really love your channel and you’re my favourite TH-camr! Thank you so much for replying! (Though my favourite video just HAS to be the ‘Legally making my cats lord and lady’ one! Also how’s Maisie doing?
I have these too, and if the microchip doesn't work for whatever reason, you can give them a little thing on their collar to open it
@@Ra1ndr0p oh thanks! That’s cool!
@@HalfAsleepChrisoh ok
5:27 Tom RIP
Boo
@@cindygladman6832boo you
@@cindygladman6832wow, dont be disrespectful to tom
@@cindygladman6832AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This was a fun video, thanks for posting it. Loved seeing Ralph and Bella 🖤♥️
My mom has that litter box 6:05
pretty cool
Nice
what is the name of that litter box
What is it called when
If the translator doesn't give Ralph a cockney accent, I'm not fussed.
I forgot this guy was around considering I was subbed to him on my school account a long while back
HE ALWAYS RETURNS 🤩
1:53 there's a black hole outside
le best sentance i hav heard tdag
It's not a black hole its the light reflecting off the painting
@@Alexander-b7r9bit was a joke vro 🦅🦅
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😂😂😂😂 2:13
0:30 the lightpost
I remember watching you before then found you again on my fyp!
Whats with bella's eyes? 0:42
Probably the lights reflecting in her eyes
Eyes of nam
0:43
Eye color
What’s wrong? I didn’t see anything wrong
2:11 LIVE BELLA REACTION
Oh I love this guy, he has a genius, and says the world thinking
2:56 I see nintendo switch
Me to😅
Oh yeah