Ooo! That's actually a good idea for a spinoff of Emesis Blue. "Emesis Red" Where instead of focusing on the respawn machine, it could focus on the teleporter. I also noticed that just about every shot of Emesis Blue takes places at night, and most of the time in the rain. So maybe for Emesis Red, they could have the setting focused around the scorching hot clear sky day in the middle of the desert.
@@Ostan-jw2bg And based on the thing about teleporting, what would you need in a war in the supply lines? And since their supply lines are teleporters, what would happen if they malfunctioned or did not work?
I always had this headcannon that RED was the silly goobers we see them as and that BLU is a team of cold-hearted, serious, and willing to do anything for their own good.
Yeah REDs being silly goofy hippie commies who just share things live their life and have fun, while BLUs being cold-hearted individualistic competitive capitalists who are like IRL mercenaries.
Red lore: I TELEPORTED BREAAAD Blu lore: when they figured out how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories about what they saw on the other side. saw old friends, family, mostly strangers... I spoke to my grandfather. He's been dead for thirty years... He told... "it's eternity in there"
I watched the entire emesis blue film and at the same time I was terrefied and confused I was completely amazed on how such a piece of art could be made by a community of a game which it's own company doesn't give 2 craps about
Red is like the "Scary" Colour while Blue can be somewhat peaceful. But for the the two teams it's the opposite. Red Team ain't having too many issues and are living their lives somewhat peaceful in a "Chaotic Cartoon" way While Blue team is just groundhog day combined with the Jaunt! Red is fire while blue is water, but that fire keeps you warm while the water drowns you! Emesis blue is such a great film i love it!
Blue is also a cold and melancholic color that creates feelings of loneliness and hopelessness and some maturity. Red is a cheerful warm color that improves mood and makes the environment more energetic and kind. But that's just how I see colors.
I can't get over the fact that Spy is still smoking in the Hospital after being burned completely into a crisp like yeah it's a serious scene but FUCKING LOOK AT HIM
Red: Defeating gigantic teleported bread Blue: Defeating insanity Red: Explaining how teleporting bread works Blue: Explaining how respawn machine works Red: "We are not most men... We are mercenaries." Blue: "It's eternity in there."
it just hit me that Emesis Blue is one of the few movies I actually want to rewatch, especially more than once, which has gotta be pretty impressive for a feature length SFM animation
RED Lore - "THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!" BLU Lore - "It's longer than you think...i have seen the other side." "You're gonna make it fritz." "I know..."
RED: "seduce me" "what!? Spy I ain't gonna-" "SEDUCE ME!" BLU: "my eyes hurt..." "I spoke to my grandfather, he's been dead thirty years" "what'd he say?" "i t ' s a n e t e r n i t y i n t h e r e" "y'know how long I've waited for this? *longer than you think* "
i realized that everyone in emesis blue look the same, uk like heavy with his tankyness, spy with his make and accent, soldier with his helmet,engineer with his goggles, sniper with his australian accent and his hat, demoman with his eyepatch, scout with his cap n stuff, medic having his german accent, but pyro
I’ve had a stranger idea that Emesis Red was a real thing and they have suffered through horrors upon horrors but now they’re just kinda living after the fact in a retirement home simulation to keep them happy and stimulated. Emesis blue is canon and Blu is in that stage at the present and eventually got dropped into the happy simulation that Red is in and the rest of the lore goes off from that. It’s the only was Emesis Blue can be can be canon and I like to think of it like that.
Fan fact: "Exploration date", as well as official comics chronologically takes place after main tf2 events. In this timeline "RED" team formed by miss Pauling and Admininstrator, from leftovers of both teams. For example, Scout here is actually from BLU team
name the exact time of this scene: demo:hello dell, long night ehh engie: longer than you think engie: care for a drink? demo: love one. demo: I thought you were miles away lad, where have you been hiding? engie: who says I've been hiding. demo: your brothers thought you were dead. engie: "chuckles" relapse is a hell of a thing, ain't it? demo: too right demo: "sighs" demo: "looks into the void" longer than you think... engie: it is... demo: what?... engie: when they figured how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories bout what they saw on the other side, saw old friends...family...mostly strangers. I spoke to my grandfather... he's been dead for 30 years. demo: what he tell ya? engie: “It’s eternity in there...” congrats if you doo, because I will look.
Having all the "meet the character" in red while only going against blu really explains why medic dropped all the dead bodies in the beginning of the movie (Or im just blind)
red lore : hihi bread monster, blue lore : the never ending torture of INFINITE death and resurrection and the constant effect on the brain each time they live
that fun, goofy contrast of “darnit this teleporter made this bread into a monster we can blow it up tho” and “I’ve been disposable this entire time. I’ve been cloned time and time again to be used as a pawn in wars. The people I look up to, the people I worked with, I thought they were entirely different people because of what they experienced and saw. I’ve learned this was wrong as I realize they had never changed.”
Song name: dark beach, by pastel ghost
Thanks
bro is so worthy that the thor's Hammer picks up by itself
Is there somwhere that exact slowed version?
@@lokishyou go into the guy i mentioned in the description, click the medic experience thing and go to its description, go to slowed version and yeah
@user-di7mv1mz8jexpiration date
RED: What is wrong with the teleporter?
BLU: What is wrong with the respawn machine?
Ooo! That's actually a good idea for a spinoff of Emesis Blue. "Emesis Red" Where instead of focusing on the respawn machine, it could focus on the teleporter. I also noticed that just about every shot of Emesis Blue takes places at night, and most of the time in the rain. So maybe for Emesis Red, they could have the setting focused around the scorching hot clear sky day in the middle of the desert.
@@Ostan-jw2bg And based on the thing about teleporting, what would you need in a war in the supply lines? And since their supply lines are teleporters, what would happen if they malfunctioned or did not work?
@@Ostan-jw2bg good idea bro cookin' stuff
@@Ostan-jw2bg Isn't expiration date already was based on teleporter?
@@NamsaRay Expiration Date wasn't a horror movie though, it wasn't even remotely the same as Emesis Blue.
BLU has a bigger level of suffering than Red. Kinda shows that the two teams have… WAY different kinds of experience.
Till this day BLU hasn't won problably cuz it focus more on RED however it's nice the fan base gives blue lore
@@Caliver_174it’s false lore
@@flakc9634 nuh uh
@@flakc9634 FFS a made actually
@@flakc9634okay I don’t see the actual creators making more lore so might as well make this a widespread headcanon lore since everyone loves it
Red lore: Scout's mother :D
Blu lore: Horrors beyond your comprehension
-why you not scared?
-i dont get it.
Red Lore: scout’s mother :D
Blu lore: scout’s mother :(
I dont get it
Red lore: well of to visit your mother XD
Blue lore: well boys i figure we are about to visit our mothers
@@macyk113 same
I always had this headcannon that RED was the silly goobers we see them as and that BLU is a team of cold-hearted, serious, and willing to do anything for their own good.
Watch Hoovydundy pt 1 and 2. It plays into this scenario really well.
Yeah REDs being silly goofy hippie commies who just share things live their life and have fun, while BLUs being cold-hearted individualistic competitive capitalists who are like IRL mercenaries.
reminds me of red vs blue. red team was more about humor and being along for the ride while blue dealt with the more story related serious stuff
that's literally my headcanon as well
Especially in the Meet the Pyro video, that’s kind of exactly how it’s portrayed
RED lore: hehe bread teleport = zombie monster
BLU lore: *literal torture and cruel deaths*
Totally different story lines
Honestly the only thought i have after hearing medic from a scout the 100th time over one round be like
nah dude the whole slaughter house is literally a embodiment of hell itself
In BLU lore almost every red died
RED Demo just there for no reason
Red lore: I TELEPORTED BREAAAD
Blu lore: when they figured out how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories about what they saw on the other side. saw old friends, family, mostly strangers... I spoke to my grandfather. He's been dead for thirty years... He told... "it's eternity in there"
"longer than you think...."
"My eyes hurt..."
“Some get stuck inside, trying to come through*
“your tellin me that this has happend before?”
“Doc, what is wrong with the respawn machine?”
@@Bomba_Games_1 "You don't want to know..."
I watched the entire emesis blue film and at the same time I was terrefied and confused I was completely amazed on how such a piece of art could be made by a community of a game which it's own company doesn't give 2 craps about
By a single person, probably
@@SandwichGamesHeavy Ironic, but the people who made it are Australian.
@@modeman15 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI!
Shut up and get lost
I didn’t understand the lord either but it was hella interesting to watch
RED: Teleporting bread all day
BLU: Enigmatic experience in the slaughterhouse
slaughterhouse
geometry dash reference
@@TheDestroyer55e I was referring to the Conagher Slaughterhouse
@@Buppamen i know
Enigmatic Sans last breath reference
0:33 it's cool how spy points the gun at himself trying to end it, but then realizes there's water
I never noticed that lol
@@popcat1787me as well
Nice catch, sir!
He doesn't point the gun at himself. Rewatch at slow speed.
RED: an organization that actually puts extra money towards the respawn machine
BLU: "think about the money you will save!"
Mercenaries are very cheap these days! With a Respawn Machine on every frontline, there will be no worry!
Red is like the "Scary" Colour while Blue can be somewhat peaceful.
But for the the two teams it's the opposite.
Red Team ain't having too many issues and are living their lives somewhat peaceful in a "Chaotic Cartoon" way
While Blue team is just groundhog day combined with the Jaunt!
Red is fire while blue is water, but that fire keeps you warm while the water drowns you!
Emesis blue is such a great film i love it!
Blue is also a cold and melancholic color that creates feelings of loneliness and hopelessness and some maturity.
Red is a cheerful warm color that improves mood and makes the environment more energetic and kind.
But that's just how I see colors.
@@ВиноградФиолетовый2008thats also kinda supported by the building materials of the team buildings
In short, Red is Dante and Blue is Virgil...
Poetic gold
I can't get over the fact that Spy is still smoking in the Hospital after being burned completely into a crisp
like yeah it's a serious scene but FUCKING LOOK AT HIM
It’s based of a shock photo I saw it in a video about the known lore of the film
I knlw this is a serious scene but... Man is burnt crispy, still smoking with his hands in the air like he just don't care. Fucking French Fry
Red just fighting a monster shape like a bread
Meanwhile Blu suffering from enternal death over and over again
it is more like a bread shaped like a monster...
Red lore: well teleporter is fucked
Blu lore: if anyone dies they are gone
Respawn!!
Ze respawn machine is broken soldier
We can’t
@@Cheese_man318 **soldier scream**
Red: Defeating gigantic teleported bread
Blue: Defeating insanity
Red: Explaining how teleporting bread works
Blue: Explaining how respawn machine works
Red: "We are not most men... We are mercenaries."
Blue: "It's eternity in there."
Emesis blue: *respawn lore*
Emesis red: “WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!” “AS LONG AS NO ONE WATCHES SKIBIDI TOILET” “QUESTION”
“WHATS YOUR QUESTION SOLDIER?”
@@owenwoolley3394 “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?”
@@owenwoolley3394 "eye watch skibidi toilet"
@@timothyleplayerHOW. MUCH
@@buffsniper "I have done nothing but watch skibidi toilet for 3 days"
We don’t talk about BLU
Yes we dont
Blue-ue-ue, we don't talk about Blue!
Medic tf you used me to kill my engi💀💀💀
@@Sentry_tf2 SHUT UP OR I’LL CALL UP THE FRENCH
No
*Laughing*
it just hit me that Emesis Blue is one of the few movies I actually want to rewatch, especially more than once, which has gotta be pretty impressive for a feature length SFM animation
Red: Spy:this is a bucket
Soldier:dear god
Spy:there’s more
Soldier:no
Blue:S U F F E R
"Do you ever feel like you're getting watched?"
"Doc,i live at the second floor."
Hey Doc do you ever feel like your being watched?
"Have you spoken to your mother about this?"
@@sviatoslavs.1305 she said it's all in my head
The BLU got the most PTSD more then anyone else
0:12 the best part is that slowing down and how deeper the tones get.
RED Lore: uh oh, bread monster
BLU Lore: *It's eternity in there...*
longer than you think
Cute medic smile 2:05
This is perfect. Also Emesis Blue is a dark reflection of the tf2 lore. *BUT* BLU caused RED more trouble than RED to BLU
That cinematic is the reason why i always choose blu. The suffering is familiar
Just so you guys know, i know this isnt canon blu lore, but im all in for fan lore so yeah
You know, Emesis Blu doesn't break that many established canons. I think you could say that Emesis Blu is the final chapter of TF2.
@@nikitaavdeev9681 only problem is "that many"
Hey, what’s the song name?
@@That_Animation_Guy442nddid you find it
@@SeanIsSuperFunny yeh
I guess you could say blu is feeling, blue.
That slaps me on the knee!!!
-heavy tf2 2011
RED Lore - "THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN!"
BLU Lore - "It's longer than you think...i have seen the other side." "You're gonna make it fritz." "I know..."
…but the chamber wasn’t empty…
So atmospheric, so good...
Emesis blue is one of the greatest film of all time
fr
RED: "seduce me" "what!? Spy I ain't gonna-" "SEDUCE ME!"
BLU: "my eyes hurt..."
"I spoke to my grandfather, he's been dead thirty years" "what'd he say?" "i t ' s a n e t e r n i t y i n t h e r e"
"y'know how long I've waited for this? *longer than you think* "
RED lore : i teleported bread!
BLU lore : Manmade Horrors Beyond One's Comprehension.
Crazy that a game that is so hardy memed on and has some of the craziest lore you’ve ever seen and it gong so deep is crazy.
the emesis blue left me like i was hit on the head with a sledge hammer i saw coming,
truly petrified and confused beyond concussion
Red: haha funny bread go brrr
Blu: Death isn’t an escape. It’s a consequence.
RED lore: bred monstr
BLU lore: ...
red lore: oh noes isa bread monster!!!!!
blue lore: horrors beyond our comprehension+respawn machine creating mutants,zombies and others.
i realized that everyone in emesis blue look the same, uk like heavy with his tankyness, spy with his make and accent, soldier with his helmet,engineer with his goggles, sniper with his australian accent and his hat, demoman with his eyepatch, scout with his cap n stuff, medic having his german accent, but pyro
you know the crazy thing is? maybe this was the reason why there is no civilian gamemode because of the events of emesis blue
RED lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE
BLU lore: WE CANNOT RESURRECT BREAD ANYMORE
Drug addiction vs. a living giant tumor infected bread.
Builders league beloved♥
Red: i teleported bread for the past three days
Blue: bread? Theres no bread in the sinners bakery...
Red: Pocket Medic
Blue: Battle Medic
“It’s eternity in there.”
“Longer than you think.”
"it's just a video game charachter, don't get too excited"
Red's medic: 🤣
Blu's medic: 💀
I’ve had a stranger idea that Emesis Red was a real thing and they have suffered through horrors upon horrors but now they’re just kinda living after the fact in a retirement home simulation to keep them happy and stimulated. Emesis blue is canon and Blu is in that stage at the present and eventually got dropped into the happy simulation that Red is in and the rest of the lore goes off from that. It’s the only was Emesis Blue can be can be canon and I like to think of it like that.
Red: happy and friendly!
Blu: smth out of a War movie.
Red:Something from a war movie where main character is a cool guy
Blue:Something from a war movie that shows the horrors of war
In "Spy's disguise" you can literally see the whole red team get slaughtered
Wait you’ve got a point there. They literally show a corps- Wait, you weren’t talking about Meet The Spy. nvm.
its an eternity in there
Red Lore: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!
Blu Lore: the most realistic and horrifying sfm that has ever been conceived in the history of mann
Fan fact: "Exploration date", as well as official comics chronologically takes place after main tf2 events. In this timeline "RED" team formed by miss Pauling and Admininstrator, from leftovers of both teams. For example, Scout here is actually from BLU team
dam i got to rewatch that again..........
RED: fights random shit to get skill
BLU: literal fucking death, drugs, overdosage, respawn machine not working, killing someone's self
But the BLUs were fighting the Red Engineer, the Zombies, the Mutant Scout, they're the Reds, and the Demoman, he's also Red
Red was extinct a long long time ago, and the Demoman is only just a Red person affected by the Blu effect.
“My eyes hurt”
-a random spawn machine guy
"And that's how i lost my medical licence"
red: haha bread monster!
blu: *LONGER THAN YOU THINK*
Red’s trauma is physical, blu’s is mental.
Even tho red has less expierence than blue one red team stands out and thats demo he was litterally fighting with blu soldier in emesis blue fr
RED lore : I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days
BLU lore : Unimaginable pain and suffering
Red lore: uh oh a wacky bread monsters on the loose!!
blu lore: its an eternity in there
"You look lost, Stranger...."
red lore: WE CAN'T SPAWN BREAD NO MORE?
blu lore:
RED: Epic moments
BLU: Tragic moments
definitely gives different vibes
Red: haha funne bred
Blu: 🫥
Red Lore: "i have teleported Bread!"
Blu Lore:
Red:The bread is a monster
Blu: *Eternity is in here*
name the exact time of this scene:
demo:hello dell, long night ehh
engie: longer than you think
engie: care for a drink?
demo: love one.
demo: I thought you were miles away lad, where have you been hiding?
engie: who says I've been hiding.
demo: your brothers thought you were dead.
engie: "chuckles" relapse is a hell of a thing, ain't it?
demo: too right
demo: "sighs"
demo: "looks into the void"
longer than you think...
engie: it is...
demo: what?...
engie: when they figured how to bring us back, some of us would tell stories bout what they saw on the other side, saw old friends...family...mostly strangers. I spoke to my grandfather... he's been dead for 30 years.
demo: what he tell ya?
engie: “It’s eternity in there...”
congrats if you doo, because I will look.
Dialogue between Cyclops and Dell Conagher
59:41 start 1:01:14 end
you are the first one to give a time🎉
"ITS ETERNITY IN THERE" "MY EYES HURT"
Emesis blue is a MASTERCLASS
Having all the "meet the character" in red while only going against blu really explains why medic dropped all the dead bodies in the beginning of the movie
(Or im just blind)
Red: Lets teleport bread for 3 days!
Blu: The respawn machine doesn't work like its supposed to sometimes...
RED: Bread
BLU: betrayed
I love how everyone takes emisis blue as canon now
@@Big_RandyTM read my comment
red lore : hihi bread monster,
blue lore : the never ending torture of INFINITE death and resurrection and the constant effect on the brain each time they live
If anyone hits you with something, you hit back twice as hard, you hear me?
Don't missundersimate...
Emesis Blu...
BLU: The analog horror
RED: The fandom of it
Remember guys, it could be all avoided if Red Engineer wouldn't break that Respawn Machine and spy didn't discover disguise as Engineer buildings.
Blu team lore:malfunctioning respawn machine
Red team lore:bread
I watched the whole emesis blu video. And dear god was it disturbing. It genuinely disturbed me to the point where couldn’t sleep at night
Damn, I would say nice but this isn't nice lol
Gordon Freeman lore: "hehe, crowbar go woosh."
G-Man lore:
"Horrors are not only limited when you don't find yourself in a dark situation"
red : bred
blue : i... need... to... save... scout...
Red scout: so its a date then!
Blu scout: 💀
RED: YOUR MOTHER 😂
BLU: Your mother 💀
RED: *suffers pain & loss*
BLU: *suffers pain, lies, betrayal, trauma, humillation, torture, wiles, nightmares & loss*
Good thing I’m not blue team.
Red: valve
Blu: community
red lore = badass
blue lore = history & overkill
that fun, goofy contrast of “darnit this teleporter made this bread into a monster we can blow it up tho”
and “I’ve been disposable this entire time. I’ve been cloned time and time again to be used as a pawn in wars. The people I look up to, the people I worked with, I thought they were entirely different people because of what they experienced and saw. I’ve learned this was wrong as I realize they had never changed.”
hallucinations: medic - killing people and death heavy - death of partners scout - teeth falling out
Imagine REDs getting autobalanced into BLU and suddenly finding themselves in this kinda bullshit
I watched Emesis Blue the day it came out. I wish I could get the same experience as seeing it again for the first time
The usage of dark beach makes this a masterpeice