Half in the Bag Episode 114: Suicide Squad

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2016
  • Mike and Jay weigh in on the critical darling Suicide Squad!
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  • @finscontingencyplan7005
    @finscontingencyplan7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4626

    I'm really, really pleased that "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish was not out when this film was in pre-production.

    • @Tom-ml5sj
      @Tom-ml5sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Yeah she's terrible isn't she

    • @finscontingencyplan7005
      @finscontingencyplan7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      Tom I actually think she’s fantastic, but it would have exemplified the fandom problems with this film to a t

    • @GD-iy8mb
      @GD-iy8mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Bad guy??? But... But... She's a girl... Billy Elish is soooooooo deep and subversive.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

      I like how OP's joke about the movie's very obvious song choices was immediately derailed to shit on Billie Eilish for no reason. People really do love hating teen girls on the internet.

    • @GD-iy8mb
      @GD-iy8mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@jasonfenton8250 you're so woke

  • @Grimmjow24
    @Grimmjow24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7613

    This is a movie I have zero interest in. Time to watch 2 guys talk about it on the internet and then absorb their opinion as my own.

    • @pablog2000
      @pablog2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      i'm absorbing your insight on your absorption of their insights as your own, as my own.

    • @buffoonustroglodytus4688
      @buffoonustroglodytus4688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      What a great idea I'll do the same

    • @DownClownTownFrown
      @DownClownTownFrown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Are you me?

    • @Grimmjow24
      @Grimmjow24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Ok. I am now an expert on Suicide Squad. Gonna go debate on forums.

    • @pablog2000
      @pablog2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      +Grimmjow24 if this review is even 1% right we have to take it as an absolute certainty.

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Man RLM is always ahead of the curve, everyone's hyped about this movie and they've had a review out for years

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I've been hearing people talk about Suicide Squad and I thought, "didn't I watch a half in the bag on that years ago?". turns out that I did! this movie has the same title except with "the" in front?

    • @MrFloyd-jf6fh
      @MrFloyd-jf6fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@sir0nion Apparently, James Gunn suggested "The Suicide Squad" as a joke, but the higher ups liked it, so it stuck

    • @Shr3dward
      @Shr3dward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MrFloyd-jf6fh I can't wait for Suicide Squad 3: Tokyo Drift

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MrFloyd-jf6fh just wait for the third movie; “A Suicide Squad”

    • @Nathan_H1gg3rz
      @Nathan_H1gg3rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People are more hyped about RLM than they are a new movie. Because Hollywood has been easternized. That's the whole premise of this show.

  • @TheGoldenGun100
    @TheGoldenGun100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    I got the vibe that Leto didn't channel Ledger, instead he mistakenly channeled Jim Carrey's 'The Mask'.

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmfao

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      LMAO You're right on the money!!
      It was Jim Carrey's Riddler (i.e. hammy performance and the exact. same. haircut) plus some eyeliner, a bunch of tattoos and shiny braces (á la Marilyn Manson in cca. 1998).

    • @Chadronius
      @Chadronius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *DAMAGED*

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nah, he channeled his head trauma.
      The damaged tattoo on his forehead? That's actually a note from his doctor in order to keep Leto and others from accidentally smashing through his skull.

    • @swaggio1
      @swaggio1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also Ace Ventura

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5526

    Of course Jai Courtney came back to them after he left.
    He's Captain Boomerang, after all.

    • @lordnerdyguy
      @lordnerdyguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This needs more likes.. 😂

    • @VideaVice25
      @VideaVice25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Badum Tsss :)

    • @DEEVIOUS1S
      @DEEVIOUS1S 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heh

    • @Rolsification
      @Rolsification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's like poetry

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Holy shit, I think I love Captain Boomerang now. It all makes sense.

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "So Mike! Would you recommend Suicide Squad?"
    "I would recommend Suicide, yes."

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but now were getting james gunn suicide squad

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rusteddenial453 then suicide by Gunn 🤣

  • @richarddufault
    @richarddufault 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    "it looks like Hot Topic threw up all over the Guardians of the Galaxy"

    • @Sammo212
      @Sammo212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Sounds like Hot Topic in general to me.

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That should be a quote on the cover

    • @Rapsha100
      @Rapsha100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES!

    • @michaelg7601
      @michaelg7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Leto's Joker backstory is he fell in a vat of Hot topic.

    • @trae1193
      @trae1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfect way to describe this movie

  • @starhustler1453
    @starhustler1453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    When Harley said,"that's a killer app" I knew I hated this movie

    • @bradbucknerfl
      @bradbucknerfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Star Hustler that fucking happens?

    • @lizp5004
      @lizp5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I know. That, &her line to Katana (spelling?) "Ooh love your perfume ... what is that - scent of death??" that they used in EVERY trailer.🙄🙄
      All those lil quips are so "try-hard" &obvious. W/each one, the movie essentially morphes into that Jeb Bush, "please clap" meme😬

    • @uberd3323
      @uberd3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Liz P I remember we watched a bootleg of this movie in boot camp, and every single person in my platoon laughed hysterically at that awful line

    • @xsnowfrightx
      @xsnowfrightx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly, it really makes me kind of hate Margot Robbie too. 😒

    • @xsnowfrightx
      @xsnowfrightx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well aware, but they did not do her any favors at the time this came out. 😅

  • @user-dd9uw3eb2h
    @user-dd9uw3eb2h 8 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    you guys hit it right on the head - why do they keep hiring visionaries if they are just going to change everything they do? thats one of the biggest problems with the industry

    • @shenyongo
      @shenyongo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Because either
      1) cheap to hire, since I wouldn't call Josh Trank a visionary after he was apparently high on set not only for Fant4stic but also on Chronicle too..
      or
      2) They expect to get the same success as with Christopher Nolan without thinking it through
      or
      3) The director they choose ends up not being as manipulatable or gullible as they initially thought

    • @slyermeister
      @slyermeister 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think hiring directors like as Ayers is pretty much an advertising ploy to draw in fans of earlier work. Then they change the original cut without realising that defeats the purpose of hiring such a director, or because it was never their intention to give him creative freedom.

    • @johnnyrambo5083
      @johnnyrambo5083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ISpartaChrisI - dude what? No. Lay off the weed man.

    • @JeffreyHeesch
      @JeffreyHeesch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They don't want people to know what an actual movie is anymore, so they hire small project visionaries to ruin their careers on these awful high profile garbage movies that the suits will inevitably ruin by overstepping with their creatively bankrupt iron fists. It's all a big conspiracy. Barrack Obama is involved.

    • @sabinea.4532
      @sabinea.4532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jeffrey Heesch or he just made a bad movie and the studio was trying to fix it.

  • @Sukuraidogai
    @Sukuraidogai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Batman punching women in the face? "THE HAMMER Of jUSTICE IS UNISEX"

    • @shadowjohan
      @shadowjohan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha! Beat me to it.

    • @zenon652
      @zenon652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Batman has punched women in the comics, if you don't believe me just go read Batman: Year One.

    • @disastriid
      @disastriid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frank Miller doesn't count.

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Adrijana Radosevic spiderman??

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Old King Chump LMFAO

  • @WFM
    @WFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I fell asleep while shuffling the half in the bag playlist and when I woke up it was on this video and it was just Mike reading types of knots and I was not surprised at all

    • @briansolo
      @briansolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought I was the only one to whom this has happened.

    • @NikHem343
      @NikHem343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s hilarious

    • @enjoyspigeons
      @enjoyspigeons ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was KNOT surprised too :)

  • @u3210
    @u3210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    This movie didn't kill me, just hurt me really, really baaad...

  • @grissleebaeyer1982
    @grissleebaeyer1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    Suicide Squad: sociopathic criminals save the world through the power of friendship.

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wait, that Fairy Tale job!

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sounds like the synopsis of Final Fantasy XIII.

    • @ripcactusify
      @ripcactusify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you trade world with universe you have guardians of the galaxy

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kingdom Hearts 3 was pretty dark

    • @OptimisticCynic715
      @OptimisticCynic715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Haven't watched review, but I'm remembering how they all despised each other, then they go in a bar, say nothing remarkable, and suddenly they're best friends forever. Also wondering how scrawny crazy woman helps superhuman killers.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    Mike listing different nautical rope knots was good, but I could have used another ten minutes of it.

    • @RadDocPhil07
      @RadDocPhil07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      FlyingOverTr0ut enumeration of knots was a better script than suicide squad movie!

    • @deewhale5456
      @deewhale5456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mmmmmmmmm
      u

    • @Fojar38
      @Fojar38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hack frauds cant even get their knots right

    • @llyrrake2923
      @llyrrake2923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually started looking up vids on knot tying after I saw this..

    • @Jake_Godsil_Music
      @Jake_Godsil_Music 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Missed opportunity, could’ve ended with “a noose, so I can fucking kill myself after this garbage fire of a movie”

  • @NekoMouser
    @NekoMouser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I think the best thing about Suicide Squad is that the actors were so convinced they were making a real comic book milestone event movie and cinematic tour de force that they all got misspelled tattoos reading SKWAD to commemorate it. Oops!

    • @Slann88
      @Slann88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      NekoMouser oh wow you’re right. Yes because this movie really deserved a Lord of the Rings style commemorative tattoo...

    • @xsnowfrightx
      @xsnowfrightx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Honestly, I really have trouble liking Will Smith... or Margot Robbie... or David Ayer... or Jared Leto after this movie. :/

    • @Lawviathan
      @Lawviathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thank you for this. I didn't know that was a thing. I vividly remember slamming my head on the chair infront of me in the theatre when I was watching this movie. I can't imagine walking around forever with a reminder of this shit movie.

  • @arzn253
    @arzn253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Its like watching Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble review movies

    • @kingofwishfulthinking2490
      @kingofwishfulthinking2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A. Ñeko 2 years later, they reference this!

    • @dimitrisbam5640
      @dimitrisbam5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @atoonproductions
      @atoonproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingofwishfulthinking2490 whhen

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @ccbg1210
      @ccbg1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@atoonproductions they reference it at the end of their half in the bag on "the fanatic"

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I still can't get over the fact that BATMAN OF ALL PEOPLE, decided to hunt down a criminal in alleyway in front of their kid.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well they're a dangerous criminal so it's a little different.

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@headphonic8 ah yes, trauma for me is growth, trauma for the criminal's kid is just expected /s

    • @sjoerddondersteen1337
      @sjoerddondersteen1337 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      neat FMA avatar

    • @niclennox2555
      @niclennox2555 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah! You don’t understand Batman!!! Just like 90% of people who make Batman movies!!!!

  • @rydermccall3590
    @rydermccall3590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Awesome Comics described Leto's performance perfectly.
    "Jared Leto plays himself playing The Joker."

  • @michaelortiz4228
    @michaelortiz4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Suicide squad should've been a cheap b rated horror movie with all the villains in a cabin getting slowly picked off by batman

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That sounds fun lol

    • @TheDakattack3000
      @TheDakattack3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's a game actually called Arkham Asylum

    • @alpharage1090
      @alpharage1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's a terrible idea but I would buy tickets to see that in a heartbeat

    • @Flood520
      @Flood520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't they do that in an episode of Batman TAS? Or maybe JLU?

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rated B for Boobies

  • @NT2k6
    @NT2k6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just noticed that Neil Breen overdubbed himself saying "fifth theatrical film" with "fourth". WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, NEIL?

  • @weirdotzero7065
    @weirdotzero7065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Aw yes. The film that's ticket profit dropped by 41% ONE DAY AFTER IT'S RELEASE.
    That's not a joke. That actually happened.

    • @xMasterSparku
      @xMasterSparku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lol holy shit

    • @Burntoastman31
      @Burntoastman31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep, let's just completely gloss over the fact that it destroyed the August OW record. Sure, it may have not so great of legs but a $135 million OW is nothing to scoff at.

    • @RN-zi4pk
      @RN-zi4pk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It's up against nothing and has had huge marketing....

    • @imaruckanucka
      @imaruckanucka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Carl ton #RIPJasonBourne

    • @jaredevans96
      @jaredevans96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn't matter, it made above its budget.

  • @alecholland8071
    @alecholland8071 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I'm so alone

    • @jessheartlove
      @jessheartlove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Broyale26 boy I love the TH-cam comment section

    • @MrGlasspider
      @MrGlasspider 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm alone too! Let's be alone together!

    • @dang4805
      @dang4805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RLM are my friends right?

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Doom Fella yes

    • @rivverboy
      @rivverboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      keyword "on"

  • @flarrowverse112
    @flarrowverse112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The thing that annoys me so much about this movie is that there is a suicide squad movie out there that has a lot of the same characters, that focuses on Deadshot, Harley Quinn and Joker. It's called Batman: Assault on Arkham. The Suicide Squad typically isn't the team to fight Superman level threats but rather do the government's dirty work so that if the plan goes off the rails, they can just kill them with no remorse (hence the name Suicide Squad)

    • @MikeSandersonVideos
      @MikeSandersonVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Flarrow Verse It's exactly what I was pretty excited about with this movie when the first trailer hit. I thought "oh wow, it's gonna be like a live action Assault on Arkham!". How very fucking wrong I was. How can DC fail so spectacularly in their live action department yet always nail their animated movies?!

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThreadBomb you're giving this movie too much credit

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MikeSandersonVideos I've often wondered that myself. The DC animated movies are always so much fun, and so entertaining. The live stuff is always messed up. DC must stand for Doesn't Care. lol

    • @jamesleblanc7437
      @jamesleblanc7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flarrow Verse Stop. Just stop making complete, unmitigated sense.

    • @Moodymongul
      @Moodymongul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly, they made an incredibly poor 'live action' version of that great animated movie (they are, story wise, pretty close in ways). Well, I guess it saved on costs.
      But, for those who saw the animated movie first (as it came out well before the live action) it made the live action movie even worse. DC really shouldn't have gone full 'live action' (and butted heads with Marvels established universe).
      They should have gone their own route and redefined the animated movie (similar to what Akira did). They had the budget, the resources, the technical knowhow, but nope ..they went live action. Given the wealth of great animated movies DC has done, its a pity they didn't go that route. And taken their animation to the next level.

  • @mfpope7431
    @mfpope7431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    “Hire Brett Ratner”- red letter media

    • @valysheev
      @valysheev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Muhammad Pope in context tho

    • @embergrey633
      @embergrey633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Brett Ratner is THE definitive hack fraud

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ((people who use these are retarded))

  • @deanvance4167
    @deanvance4167 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "It looks like Hot Topic threw up all over Guardians of the Galaxy." That's so fucking spot on, I'm gonna use it everywhere! Thank you, Jay!

  • @reamusray790
    @reamusray790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I still come back to these old videos so I can feel like I have friends for half an hour.

  • @kayleigh1991
    @kayleigh1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Am I the only one who thought the film was really dark? I don't mean the theme of the film was dark but there was no light. You can barely see what's going on.

    • @jesusswamp3673
      @jesusswamp3673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Literally all dc movies

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The fight scene in the city was impossible to follow just about

    • @professorthox4499
      @professorthox4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eh, Solo was worse.

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, because it was directed by David Fincher.

    • @cayranm
      @cayranm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jinvid *David Ayer

  • @monsterlair
    @monsterlair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I'm starting to think we were really lucky to get the Mad Max: Fury Road George Miller wanted us to have.

  • @mojotheaverage
    @mojotheaverage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    There's no racial stereotypes...
    Mike talking about a film with characters such as an alcoholic Australian called captain boomerang, a japanese woman with a japanese flag mask called katana, a black crocodile man who asks for BET, a token jive talking black hit man and a latin man with a day of the dead skull tattoo...

    • @jswitch4949
      @jswitch4949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      mojotheaverage it's all in the comics bro come on. If they put white people it'll be slammed for white washing

    • @zanderrose
      @zanderrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      J Switch so if the comics have racial stereotypes it’s okay for the movies to have them?

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      At least it isn't disrespectful

    • @aizeaahsmith3285
      @aizeaahsmith3285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I think he was trying to be sarcastic. His voice just makes it hard to pick up on.

    • @doofy3111
      @doofy3111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The User With No Name i was offended but it was because how shit the movie was

  • @lipdick10
    @lipdick10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Is the Dan Aykroyd vodka replacing Rich Evans?

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      No, just his skull.

    • @MOS-rs8bt
      @MOS-rs8bt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      No, it's replacing Mike, little by little.

    • @JerkyMurky
      @JerkyMurky 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its replacing his blood you mean.

    • @Bill_Brasky
      @Bill_Brasky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The vodka is a hack too

  • @caelinnis
    @caelinnis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "I'm a cynical man with a heart of coal" - Mike Stoklasa

    • @oscardighton8580
      @oscardighton8580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek his coal warms my house and heart

  • @Mechashiva76
    @Mechashiva76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    i thought Jared Leto sounded like Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fucking finally! I’ve been saying this for a year and a half and people just shrug it off! *Finally* someone agrees with me!

    • @amostlyreasonableguy
      @amostlyreasonableguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A bunch of people have been saying it's either like his role in The Mask or Ace Ventura, which is what Leto reminded me of when he said the "big hunka hunka" line. So yeah, you're not crazy.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O righty then

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Re-he-he-he-he-he-he-healy?

    • @xsnowfrightx
      @xsnowfrightx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The miscasting is a "MAGICAL kind of dumb." - Nostalgia Critic
      Jared Leto should've have been the Riddler. Jesse Eisenberg should've been the Joker. Ben Affleck should have stayed far, far away from Zack Snyder, poor guy. 🤦‍♀️

  • @chewychomp8659
    @chewychomp8659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    You guys totally forgot to mention a Sheepshank knot; definitely one to learn

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or even the Kamikaze knot.

    • @112345brian
      @112345brian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think it would've been even funnier if they said "and then a slipknot, so I could hang myself." The perfect joke 360 turnaround.

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      112345brian Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything

    • @BigTheNext
      @BigTheNext 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sheepshank isn't really that great. It has a tendency to fail under load and it is better to use something like an alpine butterfly instead.

    • @dieppat
      @dieppat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorites are the double fisherman, butterfly, Munter, and of course the re-routed figure 8.

  • @helpmeiamtrapped
    @helpmeiamtrapped 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Suicide Squad is the key to all of this.
    Because it's a funnier film than the other DCEU movies before.

    • @megaharben
      @megaharben 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If we can get it working...

    • @SrSacaninha
      @SrSacaninha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's gonna be great

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They've already started making sets. I'm gonna have to start writing the script soon.

    • @full-metal_jacob5858
      @full-metal_jacob5858 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The music was so dense...
      No for real... there was like back to back to back song changes. The only one that worked was Deadshots scaling a building. Seriously all the others were unnecessary or forced.

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Y'know, we'll never gonna beat Guardians of the Galaxy, nobody can.

  • @americawashington2700
    @americawashington2700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The Justice League Unlimited episode "Task Force X" was a better Suicide Squad than Suicide Squad

    • @thedrewdog
      @thedrewdog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      America Washington Probably one of my favorite episodes. They nailed Deadshot, Boomer, and Flag.

    • @photobro123
      @photobro123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bernie is a communist

    • @MikeSandersonVideos
      @MikeSandersonVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Assault on Arkham is a better Suicide Squad movie than Suicide Squad. And that's an animated fucking movie.

    • @thatdapperfellow
      @thatdapperfellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That storyline was the DCEU storyline but better.

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a great episode!

  • @HeavenKnight
    @HeavenKnight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    We live in a world where Suicide Squad has more Oscar awards than Razzies.

    • @kurtwagnerx3
      @kurtwagnerx3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      HeavenKnight and then Donald trump was elected president. "JOKES ARE REAL LIFE NOW" mike stoklasa 2018-

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      le orange man bad

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The Eggplant Mage orange fan mad

    • @LiesandPolitics
      @LiesandPolitics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Eggplant Mage if your response to any criticism about Donald trump is to immediately respond with a sarcastic “orange man bad” joke, then it is in fact you who is the NPC

    • @aytony4090
      @aytony4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@LiesandPolitics What was the criticism other than president bashing?

  • @Xandy743
    @Xandy743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Three films in the DCU so far and each one has been worse than the last. Will Justice League end up being the ultimate in cinematic garbage?

    • @chrisdavy7279
      @chrisdavy7279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Probably

    • @nemo-zl1vm
      @nemo-zl1vm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have hope for Wonder Woman.

    • @Dwaynerade
      @Dwaynerade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Justice League is gonna be the superhero movie equivalent of the Bad News Bears. And it'll be wonderfully shitty.

    • @RidwanGosal
      @RidwanGosal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      After watching Suicide Squad, i went back to watch Man of Steel. It's a better movie than Suicide Squad, and that says something.

    • @boomtwack
      @boomtwack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its gonna be trash but people will enjoy it anyway because their standards have been dropped so low that they will take what they can get.

  • @liquidflorian
    @liquidflorian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That scene with the shitty guard with the Joker, he gives him the phone to give to HQ.

    • @Xandrillus
      @Xandrillus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How did they miss that?

    • @fishmonkeyhat
      @fishmonkeyhat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably because they're HACK FRAUDS!

    • @PussPussGaming
      @PussPussGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still doesn't explain why she just has the phone out in public and doesn't even try to hide it yet no one spots her or says anything. Shit is still dumb just not for the reason that RLM thinks it is.

    • @liquidflorian
      @liquidflorian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deadshot sees it on the helicopter ride in and agrees not to say anything. Another big problem with the phone thing, though, is she has no where to conceal it in that outfit.

    • @Thecuriousincident1
      @Thecuriousincident1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except like many women who put it inside their bras.

  • @ufoskizz2905
    @ufoskizz2905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Juggalos. This movie was made for Juggalos.

    • @thomaskittock2866
      @thomaskittock2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You answered the question immediately after I heard them answer... Two years ago... In 2020... Good timing.

    • @kingragnar8023
      @kingragnar8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Movie edited by an actual hatchet man

    • @get8bit
      @get8bit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction: It was for juggalos and juggalettes... and super humann. Woop woop!

  • @larsalexanderson7828
    @larsalexanderson7828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Is that the same bottle of Dan Aykroyd's Vodka, or do you guys just keep buying more lol.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it's decent vodka

    • @bkk397
      @bkk397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And every bottle you buy gets us humans closer to making contact with distant life forms across the universe

  • @lilporkchop321
    @lilporkchop321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I love your reviews guys, especially of these big studio movies. Most reviews out there are by fanboys going, "This was cool, this sucked, I wana see this in the sequel, I love this character, that looks like the comics.." etc. You guys though, approach the movies from the point of view of filmmakers and business men. You don't just react, you analyze, because you actually know what your talking about unlike other "pricks with red backgrounds" on youtube. So yeh.. really appreciate what you guys do even though your still hack frauds!

    • @Jungy_Mungerson
      @Jungy_Mungerson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      yea, they take a professional approach with a comedic style. They analyse the film in the way a film cridic should but they also engage in banter about it like a bunch guys at a bar breaking apart the movie they just saw; no holding back. I love these guys

    • @TheWanderingAesthete
      @TheWanderingAesthete 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's sad that the way RLM differentiates itself from most "movie reviewers" is that they actually conduct analysis. Most YT reviewers say I loved [x part] or they hated [y part]. Then to really pretend like they are reviewers they will state whether or not the characters fit the comic book depiction.

    • @lilporkchop321
      @lilporkchop321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeh exactly! The average YT review will talk about the characters and plot on a very superficial level like, "This character didnt do anything... This character wasnt interesting... This story was boring", but never say why!! Or talk about how it couldve been made better or how the movie ended up like that. Again, all reaction no analysis...

    • @lilporkchop321
      @lilporkchop321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Luis DeVita I never even mentioned him... I'm making a blanket statement about all TH-cam celebrities that aren't actually filmmakers, critiquing movies and talking about stuff they don't actually have much knowledge on

    • @lilporkchop321
      @lilporkchop321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeh. You said it perfectly, "fanboys of films". They do gush over some movies that are technically bad, but unlike other TH-camrs they explain exactly why, how, with knowledge of the art form and the business. Opposed to the "this was cool/this was bad" method 95% of reviewers on YT do. Was just saying I love how they talk about movies. I didn't say anything specifically about Suicide Squad. I haven't even seen the movie yet (and probably not going to now).

  • @XStickman
    @XStickman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    In answer to "who is the audience for this", everyone at my office has been excited about, and rushed to see, this film literally just because Margot Robbie wears tiny shorts in it. That is the start and end of their interest in the film.

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should've just made a Harley Quinn film, so that all the Hot Topic tots with HQ ink and the Comic Book land whales would come see it. There's your audience. ;)

    • @boatmasterxtreme1036
      @boatmasterxtreme1036 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harley had one good costume, only one.

  • @Stang428
    @Stang428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That "Making of Jurassic Park" book is fucking baller. I got that in 1994 and it rocked my world. Highly recommended pickup

  • @beatrixwickson8477
    @beatrixwickson8477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    This film may have been destroyed with reshoots and jigsaw editing, but you have to admit, it was cool when Spock punched Khan in the face. And the scene at the end where Vader gets out his lightsaber and slaughters the rebel soldiers is badass!

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But where are the AT-ST's?

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tadpolegaming4510 They were running beside the Velociraptors. I clapped. lol

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Beatrix Wickson
      It’s true. Although this movie was poorly directed and written, when Neo first dodged that bullet from the Agent, it was an epic moment for cinema. Oh and that entrance by Captain Jack Sparrow, the legend himself:
      OG right there...

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My favourite part was when Superman stole the DeLorian from Mary Poppins to rescue Harry Potter from Mordor where he was being attacked by the Darleks!

  • @donnylurch4207
    @donnylurch4207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    To be fair, Alan Moore picked the obvious songs for Watchmen. They were all incorporated into the graphic novel in text form.

  • @stankaczynski8699
    @stankaczynski8699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Can't wait for Werner Herzog's X-Men

    • @jamescasey3170
      @jamescasey3170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The last ten minutes will be him listening to the climactic blue lazer in the sky battle on headphones, and then advising us never to listen to that again.

    • @menelaoslyk
      @menelaoslyk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +james casey God bless you and whoever gets that reference.

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It'll still be worth it for that one scene where Jubiliee does crack and sees iguanas crawling all over Juggernaut's dome.

    • @angeloszormpas8427
      @angeloszormpas8427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There will also apear a digital Klaus Kinski

  • @welcomestranger
    @welcomestranger ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Remember when David Ayer stood up in front of a premiere audience and shouted "fuck Marvel" as if he had just reinvented the superhero genre?

  • @bdeverick95
    @bdeverick95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There might be an evil threat that Superman can’t handle, let’s call in a crazy girl with a bat, a guy that throws boomerangs, a guy with good aim, an army solder, a crocodile, a lady with a magic sword, and a fire guy that explodes and kills himself to to stop it!

    • @shinget
      @shinget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey, that was Katana. she had his back. i would not advise... something something sword full of souls something something.
      maybe the threat is something Superman can't handle emotionally.

    • @bkk397
      @bkk397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said this already but this is like that snl sketch in which Superman is needed to stop a comet but is too busy enjoying his retirement, only for all kinds of lesser characters to show up to say they can’t do shit(including Chris Farley with a boomerang)

  • @Thurgor_Supreme
    @Thurgor_Supreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The RT score gets even lower when you filter it with "top critics". Have fun with your pig slop, fanboys.

    • @Sergio-bh7cu
      @Sergio-bh7cu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh no, critics didn't like it! Of course that can only mean stupid fanboys will like it

    • @albertogarcia993
      @albertogarcia993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      >Still listening to RT after the Ghostbusters fiasco.

    • @shooterb0y23
      @shooterb0y23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't wait till people figure out that "top critics" are just human beings like them and not divine beings chosen by opinion gods that make all their opinion facts. One day.

    • @Thurgor_Supreme
      @Thurgor_Supreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ***** Well yeah. Film critics are there to critique a film, not validate their emotional investments. So that's kind of what winds up happening.

    • @TelemundoEngland
      @TelemundoEngland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      and stupid contrarians will hide behind "the critics aren't always right" because they can't admit that a movie they like is at least kinda shitty

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I realized why I can't take Leto's Joker seriously.
    To paraphrase Plinkett, there's nothing wrong with his face. The other live-action Jokers had the "clown" look for some kind of tragic reason. Jack Nicholson fell in a vat of chemicals. Heath Ledger was covering his scars. Jared Leto's only facial disfigurement is that "damaged" tattoo on his forehead. He wears white makeup and green hair because... he likes to look ridiculous, I guess?

    • @christianyoung9808
      @christianyoung9808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Leto's Joker fell into the vat of chemicals too

    • @1080TJ
      @1080TJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did he? I couldn't keep track of what was going on half the time with this movie.

    • @purvansuul5355
      @purvansuul5355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TJ Hastie it's not white makeup, he's just like that

    • @NitroNEXT
      @NitroNEXT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      His face looks too young and babyfaced for Joker in my opinion.

    • @ultraguy14
      @ultraguy14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just look at it as a 2016 joker, and I think it works that way. He's supposed to be in his early 30's if you go by the standard ages of characters in the average comic. If he's the same age as Leto then he'd be in his early 40's. The type of person who would become a joker character, being in either their 20's or 30's during the 90's/00's would most definitely get a bunch of cringey tattoos. Either before or after they transform into the joker.

  • @Jgt612
    @Jgt612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jay clearly never watched Batman The Brave and The Bold if he’s got a problem with Batman punching a lady in the face. The hammer of justice is *unisex*

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These guys don’t know there comics but I could’ve told you that

  • @richboi1509
    @richboi1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I come back to this video once every few months just to hear Jay's delivery of "disease, poverty, Andy Dick, and terrorism"

  • @TubeEamo
    @TubeEamo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The editing is terrible, the plot lacks cohesion, the villain's ridiculous and the final third is empty CGI noise. These were exactly the same things I didn't like about BvS. WB/DC have learned absolutely *nothing* from their mistakes.

    • @GermanDirkfoot
      @GermanDirkfoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that was solely because the movie was finished before BvS came out w/o realizing how much the audience was against it. Hopefully Wonder Woman is good and properly learns from the mistakes that the previous 3 DCEU movies made, too bad it probably won't

    • @TubeEamo
      @TubeEamo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Resting on the shoulders of Gal Gadot is the first Wonder Woman movie ever made, the latest effort to make a widely loved DCEU movie and another attempt to make the first decent superheroine lead film.
      Wonder Woman falling flat would be taking this into a whole other level of awful.

    • @ryanmahon1
      @ryanmahon1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck superhero movies. They've had their run imo

    • @astro7446
      @astro7446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least they have humor all youre saying is technic (editing,cgi,etc)

    • @TubeEamo
      @TubeEamo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exploding Astro Didn't say Suicide Squad had no laughs but these flaws are present nonetheless.
      I did mention a weak villain, which is a characterisation issue not a technical issue. I also mentioned the plot being all over the place, which is pretty fundamental to films.

  • @justinkaiser7262
    @justinkaiser7262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Really? No racial stereotypes?
    1. Killer Croc, who was constantly wearing a velvet running suit and spoke like he was Biggie, asked for BET.
    2. Katana, an Asian warrior, spoke to her (named) sword and was obsessed with honoring her dead husband.
    3. El Diablo was a Latino with a hot temper and in a gang.
    4. Captain Boomerang is about the most steroypical you can possibly portray an Australian man.
    5. KILLER CROC ASKED FOR FUCKING BET

    • @justinkaiser7262
      @justinkaiser7262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Some of these, I know, are comic book things and they wanted to stay true to those. But don't say that this film doesn't stereotypically portray their characters.

    • @politicaltroll8920
      @politicaltroll8920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Justin Kaiser check your sarcasm detector

    • @justinkaiser7262
      @justinkaiser7262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Political troll generally, sarcasm is explained. If they don't circle back and explain it it's hard to tell.

    • @DrFamine
      @DrFamine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What's BET?

    • @politicaltroll8920
      @politicaltroll8920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dimitri Sanchez Interestingly enough, there are more white people on BET than there are black people on CMT.

  • @Upstate-Joey
    @Upstate-Joey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The new suicide squad film directed by James Gunn just flashed a trailer as im watching this lmao.

  • @darcanjel7
    @darcanjel7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    ADHD! ADHD! ADHD!

    • @thedrewdog
      @thedrewdog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      darcanjel7 *does Rich dance*

    • @bradl8887
      @bradl8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ADH- TLDR

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what that means, so I clAAAAAAApped!

  • @HelloGreedo
    @HelloGreedo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Thanks for saving me money yet again.

    • @ItsJustArcher
      @ItsJustArcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @WhoDarestheMAN gamer A huge box office + an Oscar win =/= Good movie.
      You do you, though.

    • @hangha7016
      @hangha7016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @WhoDarestheMAN gamer what a flop

    • @eggsbenedict2251
      @eggsbenedict2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Last Jedi sucks.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eggsbenedict2251 Get over it, fucking Christ

  • @Rbkid2008
    @Rbkid2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I really love the part in the bar where the generic army man comes in and says to will smith "your daughter writes you everyday" but there's about ten letters in that pile

    • @Bluemew1234
      @Bluemew1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Why exactly does that convince Deadshot to help him?
      "You've been hiding the fact that my daughter has been trying to contact me and have been carrying those letters with you the entire time without so much as a hint that they existed.
      *I will now help you to save your girlfriend for some reason!!!*"

    • @yharnamhunter8759
      @yharnamhunter8759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why the fuck would he ever bring letters on a military operation in the first place

  • @BigSnoopDogg64
    @BigSnoopDogg64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    At the trailers I was like "looks good but Will Smith will ruin everything". Now that I've seen the movie, his character was easily the best and probably the only good thing about this mess.

    • @bckroobnzi141
      @bckroobnzi141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I disagree, I guess I don’t think he’s bad but he literally plays will smith, his same old self. I honestly think Diablo was a much better character

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bckroobnzi141 It would have been very cool if Diablo was the main character! Have this whole redemption arc, become the heart of the team that makes them a team and *then* die. That would have some emotional punch to it. I mean the fight scene looked cool, but... 'My family'? As it is, the movie had such a happy ending, I kinda for forgot about his death. Rick Flag's back with his girl, Harley's back with her Puddin', Will Smith's back with his daughter, Croc got his BET... 🤷 I don't know. It would have been cool if it was more bittersweet.

  • @fabioguglielmo4196
    @fabioguglielmo4196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is the third time I'm watching this review of a movie I have never seen and that I have zero interest in ever watching.

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The day the clown cried" vhs tape is a nice touch.

  • @SilortheBlade
    @SilortheBlade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Check out Assault on Arkham if you want a good suicide squad movie.

    • @averbalin
      @averbalin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy knows what he is talking about

    • @averbalin
      @averbalin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheRealAkaRai Sure maybe not great but you have to admit that even the middle of the road WB DC animated movies are better than what we have gotten in any of the live action films

    • @Z3ROTH3RT33N
      @Z3ROTH3RT33N 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was having a blast with that movie until the Black Spider angle popped up and my entertainment level plummeted.

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was as good as a movie based on a video game based on a comic book could possibly be. That is to say, it was mediocre. I thought New Frontier and Flashpoint Paradox were infinitely better.

    • @kaijud3941
      @kaijud3941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Assault on Arkham is bar none the worst animation DC has put out aside from TTG and all the Damian Wayne shit

  • @zachariousoftroy
    @zachariousoftroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Oh the metahumanity." I don't think he realized it when he initially said it, but that one phrase has several different layers of equally accurate meaning.

  • @darksaint0124
    @darksaint0124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first Suicide Squad animated movie shows you the best example of how you use the Joker in a Suicide Squad story. It's about the Squad for the first half until the Joker comes in and makes the entire last half about him. Sort of like the original Predator, that starts as an 80s action movie that runs head first into a slasher horror film.

  • @prosecutorzero1989
    @prosecutorzero1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Anyone else expecting Mike to end his knot list with "and Noose!"?

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Movie should have been called "Some Kind of Suicide Squad".

    • @beezelbob2647
      @beezelbob2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I might have gone to see "Some Kind of Suicide Squad?" But not "Some kind of Suicide Squad."

  • @JBHUTT09
    @JBHUTT09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I feel like this concept could work really well if they weren't stopping some global threat, but instead doing some dirty political stuff. Behind the scenes clashes between government factions in the various secret agencies. Stuff that involves people with super powers or incredible skills, but is too unsightly/embarrassing/shady to call for actual heroes. Use the villains to do the dirty work and throw them under the bus if they get caught.

    • @MacNCheesyMovies
      @MacNCheesyMovies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      calling from the future to let you know that james gunn stole your idea

    • @dr4d1s
      @dr4d1s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From what I have read in these comments, that is exactly what the Suicide Squad is in the comic books.

  • @GrampaJoe
    @GrampaJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dudes who think they are the joker watch movies like this

  • @nelsonmongare9515
    @nelsonmongare9515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    I called it, The dark knight is the peak of all DC movies ever.

    • @weebig
      @weebig 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Superhero movies* ever.

    • @Zagardal
      @Zagardal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "I called it" yeah, so did a lot of other people. Not really a risky bet.

    • @nathanmitchell295
      @nathanmitchell295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The Dark Knight has started this problematic overload of superhero/comic book movies. Everybody wanted to make their own Dark Knight, now the same thing will happen for Deadpool for the next 10 years.

    • @g0rsk13g4n9st4
      @g0rsk13g4n9st4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Probably because: A. it was set up as a crime thriller first and Batman film second, and B. it was one man's, and his tightly managed team's, coherent vision.

    • @sonofgod2907
      @sonofgod2907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Daniel “ThanksObama” W. Nope, without heath ledger you got bat gargles and a boring two face sub plot. I've always thought TDK was overrated.

  • @marshalmathers5669
    @marshalmathers5669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    You guys getting paid by that fishing nets company now?

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no. they're being paid by the marmalade company.

    • @marshalmathers5669
      @marshalmathers5669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shawn Zamir FFXV I didn't even know there were so many bee keepers in Wisconsin

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marshal Mathers Wisconsin is the marmalade state.

    • @marshalmathers5669
      @marshalmathers5669 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Zamir FFXV You clearly have not watched the Batman v Superman Half in the Bag episode...

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marshal Mathers I have I just didn't immediately get the reference to the BvS review. I kinda purged that film and anything involving it from my mind.

  • @PatientVelociraptor
    @PatientVelociraptor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wait, did Neil Breen ADR the part where he says "fourth" even though he mouthed "fifth?"

  • @jonathanhernandez3292
    @jonathanhernandez3292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There were ethnic/racial stereotypes - Diablo was a Chicano gang banger, Smith was in the ghetto, Killer Croc spoke with slang and wanted BET, etc.
    But I agree it wasn't meant to be offensive or insensitive, they were just sketches of characters

  • @hardrockfreak1337
    @hardrockfreak1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The head prison guard gave Harley the cell phone at the Joker's behest.

    • @hardrockfreak1337
      @hardrockfreak1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The Horse Semen turned her skin white. That's all.

    • @leviponce7730
      @leviponce7730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +hardrockfreak1337 it was the ace chems which is a nice touch to the comics and Jack Nicholson (it's a quick flash but you can see it) which is likely the result of her more erratic and violent behavior which wasn't really exhibited until post dip

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I know who can save DC movies: Plastic-Man.

    • @Visions557
      @Visions557 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jim Carrey as plastic man?

    • @bellegranger7195
      @bellegranger7195 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about Space Ghost?

    • @AwkwardKyle
      @AwkwardKyle 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robert “Robovski” Turner If DC wants a goofy, fun ensemble movie, they should do JLI.

    • @baraksmith1712
      @baraksmith1712 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't wait for Pepsiman Chronicles

    • @boatmasterxtreme1036
      @boatmasterxtreme1036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If Kite-Man were in it I'd buy so many fucking tickets...

  • @TheMemoman
    @TheMemoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the movie where they scanned the script and fed it to an algorithm that searched the playlist "Popular American Hits of the 20th/21st century" and selected the soundtrack.

  • @AaronTharpProduction
    @AaronTharpProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the fact that you guys have "The Day the Clown Cried" on your desk

  • @PaddyCollector
    @PaddyCollector 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This movie could have been great if they changed one thing with the plot. Their mission.
    Have the mission be that they are gathering intelligence on the meta humans. They break into the bat cave, or flash's secret base, or area 51 where martian manhunter is being held, or star labs where cyborg was made. That would have been awesome.

    • @steverogers8163
      @steverogers8163 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I recall there was an episode of JLU where they did exactly that. Broke into the Watch Tower and stole a bunch of files or something. Great way to put in cameos of the other characters as well without it seeming forced or out of place.

    • @darkpuppetlordful
      @darkpuppetlordful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Steve Rogers I mean that would have been the best plot. as it could have used the tower of Babel comic line as inspiration, one of the best comic lines involving stealing info on the heroes

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Instead they had Amanda Waller go through lots of trouble to assemble a team, put them on a helicopter and fly directly to her so she can give them a surprise appearance.
      Either that or she actually planned to shoot down her own helicopter expecting them all to survive.
      How can anyone write this crap??

    • @ManFuckThisGayEarth
      @ManFuckThisGayEarth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tell that to zod's snapped neck

    • @kronos1794
      @kronos1794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or IDK the plot of assault on Arkham.

  • @loopeygoopey
    @loopeygoopey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:52
    When Jay asked Mike "Could you fit more grammatical errors in a paragraph?" I though Mike was gonna type for a lil while and then go
    "....Nope!"

  • @sonorous6200
    @sonorous6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Pass Through" is my -fifth- *FOURTH* theatrical feature film.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    'What kind of Archaeologist picks up an artefact and breaks it?!'
    None. Even Indiana Jones tried to save the artefacts, as sensationalized as his movies are... lol. She also shouldn't have been alone and the lack of sit set-up was pretty silly. Right away I was taken out of the film, but that's because Archaeology is sorta what I study.

  • @theatom7912
    @theatom7912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Fun fact: If you weren't fantasizing about Margot Robbie during the entire movie you'll actually notice that the guard that the Joker threatened in the casino gave Harley the phone... Hack frauds

    • @theatom7912
      @theatom7912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      And whats the deal with talentless (not Mike) talking about being triggered with Batman hitting someone in the face that was trying to stab him?

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep. They missed that. (Can't really, really.. Blame them tho)

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +CJ Phoenix but joker. Cause movie, I mean money.

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joker is in the movie because he was in Assault from Arkham (Animated DC).
      He has as much of an impact in the animated one, he's just a wild card fucking things up for everyone.

    • @REDDAWNproject
      @REDDAWNproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you know besides being the only reason the squad doesn't leave the city because he hijacks their fucking heli. Seriously its like you never saw the movie

  • @SaulMayDLC
    @SaulMayDLC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You forgot Jay Courtney's power: have an infinite amount of beers out of nowhere.

  • @gabrieltsiry
    @gabrieltsiry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Josh Trank's career has just gone down the drains since 2015 ... I guess you can call him Josh Tank, now.

  • @Dbobcol
    @Dbobcol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Somehow they made knots funny

  • @americanheron7649
    @americanheron7649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a new subscriber i gotta say i fuckin love this channel, it's gold lol.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh my god this was 5 years ago

  • @robbieracer3294
    @robbieracer3294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh my God..I just realized the joke with all of those knots in the beginning...you guys spent more time on those knots, than the movie did with slipknot LOL!! Brilliant guys

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the joke is that all the knots look like nooses

  • @jhund81001
    @jhund81001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You guys should make a movie called "Studio Meddling", and "Studio Meddling 2, The Confusing Sequel!"

  • @azotus5110
    @azotus5110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Your review has more views than the Kevin Smith one on the sidebar of "related videos."

    • @dagrimmreepa
      @dagrimmreepa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Smith is a fucking no credibility sellout that loves any movie that comes out cos he might get a gig out of it

    • @FroMarty
      @FroMarty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's impossible to listen to it's always a directionless ramble that takes an hour to explain what could be said in 10minutes

    • @Chvse4U
      @Chvse4U 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smith is as relevant to pop culture as Hulk Hogan. Yeah, he's around but its not the same. Difference is that Smith couldn't hold the spotlight long to begin with.

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Carnes he shits on the Burton Batman films tho

  • @Ohnonoki
    @Ohnonoki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This movie was fucking great drunk though.

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was plastered and it actually made me sick.

    • @ydna
      @ydna 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      animu girls love DC

    • @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
      @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Too bad 90% of DC's fanbase is 10 years away from being able to buy booze.

    • @dingusmcpringus7460
      @dingusmcpringus7460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You keep watching shit movies drunk. Please stop, your family misses you.

    • @UndeadLavender
      @UndeadLavender 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it wasnt

  • @Redli697
    @Redli697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally coming around to binging all these videos. You guys are breaking new ground.

  • @AnonRanGER01
    @AnonRanGER01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first half of the movie felt like a recap of an entire season, and the second half felt like the season finale.

  • @EhunterL
    @EhunterL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of the few channels where I love the sense of humor. Good work guys! Happy I found this channel.

  • @AMbradfordfilms
    @AMbradfordfilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Excellent video, I learned of many new and exciting knots.

  • @ltwarren1996
    @ltwarren1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brett Ratner watching this: "oooo a new Half in the Bag, this should be great! Oh no"

  • @Ron_Zone
    @Ron_Zone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The entirety of all this channels videos is amazing.

  • @jordonfoss1022
    @jordonfoss1022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Suicide squad was stylistically designed to be this way. What did DC fans expect?

    • @qwertymanor
      @qwertymanor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      but we can try to diminish the effects

    • @ryanmartian2002
      @ryanmartian2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A good movie is what we expected.

    • @ryang.5094
      @ryang.5094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +qwertymanor if by diminish you mean delete and start over, yes!

    • @twmcgraw3035
      @twmcgraw3035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We expected WB to trust DC and stay true to the director's original vision. We fans wanted the dark movie that the first trailer showed us. We didn't want an incoherent mess that comes from WB panicking and misinterpreting the criticism of Batman v Superman.

    • @ryanmartian2002
      @ryanmartian2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      twmcgraw303 Truer words have never been spoken. You nailed it completely on the head and that's exactly how I feel.

  • @MonkeyspankO
    @MonkeyspankO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guard is the one who slips her the cell phone, when they take her out of jail

  • @jimsnake963
    @jimsnake963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    for some reason the neil breen cameo almost made me do an actual spit take. his face makes me laugh every time

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I just noticed that the word "fourth" is edited over his mouth which says "fifth" hahah

  • @freeman2399
    @freeman2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We all know what's wrong with modern films: Studio executives with no clue and no balls.