Alien: Covenant Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Alien: Covenant!
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    Ridley Scott’s Alien franchise is a classic in the world of sci-fi and horror. So like all things that were successful at a certain point in time, Hollywood decided to bring it back in the past decade. Alien: Covenant hit theatres in 2017 and was a follow-up to Prometheus, while also being kind of a sequel to Alien and Aliens? It’s a little blurry.
    Alien: Covenant definitely raises some questions. Like why is James Franco in this? Why are some significant scenes on the internet instead of in the movie? Why isn’t anyone wearing protective gear on an alien planet? How does everyone not see how obviously evil David is? Why did that girl lock her friend in a room with an alien, only to go in a few seconds later after the alien got her? Why does David think that Xenomorphs are so perfect?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Alien: Covenant! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3363

    'Do all characters have brain damage?'
    Everything makes sense now.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      They should have explained that cryo does temporary brain damage for a while. Would have explained most of it

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      All the writers and producers and directors certainly did.

    • @ben-san9677
      @ben-san9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't even feel like that was Producer Guy saying that. I think that was just Ryan George's honest take on the movie.

    • @kornaxon3522
      @kornaxon3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also, the movie makers counted on brain-damaged audience.

    • @wyrmh0le
      @wyrmh0le 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Sixstringman Yeah but they couldn't exactly put a line in the movie about how everyone was snorting massive amounts of coke

  • @SamWizeIII
    @SamWizeIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    "an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v"
    my new favorite joke from this whole series.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He should put in that joke, word for word, in his next three Pitch Meetings.

    • @Test-vr3kf
      @Test-vr3kf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mac users be like, "huh"?

    • @youknow_nothing
      @youknow_nothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same, so i'll homage your comment

    • @Mike-kc5ew
      @Mike-kc5ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Test-vr3kf As ctrl c ctrl v is ubiquitous, I'm pretty sure at least most mac users know what it is, even if they (we) use command c command v. ;)

    • @dennisconcepcion1108
      @dennisconcepcion1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v"
      my new favorite joke from this whole series
      I agree.

  • @jasminefrazier7182
    @jasminefrazier7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    “Do all the characters have brain damage or what’s up?”
    “They might!”

    • @deeya
      @deeya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The Producer Guy's face before saying this killed me! 😂

    • @36AjT9
      @36AjT9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@deeya i honestly do not stop laughing watching these videos 🤣😂🤣

    • @sicparvismagna9370
      @sicparvismagna9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marconotonfacebook3480
      @marconotonfacebook3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Just like the screen writers did... This movie contains so much unexplained stupidity that it is overwhelming.

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One of my all time fav PM quotes and delivery 🤣

  • @ilovegarradors
    @ilovegarradors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    Fun fact, i saw this movie in theaters and at the "you blow and i'll do the fingering" line i was the only person in the entire theater to laugh. It was a sad day for humanity.

    • @dashs1496
      @dashs1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Did all the people in the theater have brain damage or what?

    • @Warrior_Culture
      @Warrior_Culture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@dashs1496 No, they were all just hardcore Alien franchise fans, all simultaneously dying inside.

    • @76reliant
      @76reliant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR, maybe, um there was a lot of um, blowing and uh, fingering going on in the theater?????

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I laughed in theaters at that as well! I think there were only maybe 6 other people in the whole theater with me though

    • @0hMyGandhi
      @0hMyGandhi ปีที่แล้ว +82

      saw it opening night in L.A, in a packed theater, and the entire theater erupted with laughter. There's no way that that scene was meant to be taken seriously. The screenwriters can't be that dense, can they? Probably. They probably are.

  • @SweenyTodd98
    @SweenyTodd98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    "if you raise massive question and don't provide answers that's mysterious." Ah, the JJ Abrams method.

    • @z00ropa
      @z00ropa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah. Prometheus and Covenant were so bad that one would think JJ Abrams made them.

    • @jjones1032
      @jjones1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The JJ Abrams method isn't just not providing answers, it's not having them in the first place.

    • @newworldsound
      @newworldsound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@z00ropa One of his writers did, if I remember correctly

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why 98 and not 07?

    • @boncret
      @boncret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ah true, the great Lost Desaster.. A Pitch Meeting on that would be great.

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    3:20 Unironically, the idea that the characters all have brain damage because they were forcibly woken from cryo-sleep makes the whole movie make a lot more sense.

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      lol

    • @LUCNUKEM
      @LUCNUKEM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Maybe their brain damage is what got them put on that ship & made to go live on an uninhabited world.

    • @MuhammadAli-qh8tg
      @MuhammadAli-qh8tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn good point actually

    • @v4vndta911
      @v4vndta911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks for this 😂😂😂😂

    • @kossettereaditte7552
      @kossettereaditte7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh my god you cracked the secret of the movie

  • @dryster123
    @dryster123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "Weren't the humans gone when Walter got his face cut? - nobody knew about that part?" Absolutely classic!

  • @tyronejohnson8683
    @tyronejohnson8683 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Characters have to say things sometimes, and this is a thing this character can say." That explained the entire movie!!!

  • @zakerycollins1950
    @zakerycollins1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    The quality of this series is some of the most consistent on all of TH-cam.

    • @xanderguldie
      @xanderguldie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah, even though it's just one guy with a greenscreen

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah it's also extremely low budget and uses one person lol

    • @MadCapMag
      @MadCapMag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mocking mainstream films is consistently easy to do.

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Too bad the rest of screen rant is trash

    • @wildcardproductions6010
      @wildcardproductions6010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

  • @Sharivari
    @Sharivari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5519

    "Immediately reversing your convictions is tight." - "No it's not." - "I agree."
    Underrated.

    • @Penndel
      @Penndel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Only 6 hours ago? I was just about to post this comment my TH-cam twin, except I was gonna add "I may or may not have rewatched this line 5 times" Xd

    • @peesafpayper9688
      @peesafpayper9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no it's not underrated

    • @VIGNESHWARRR
      @VIGNESHWARRR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wow didn't catch that. Subtle ironic touch.

    • @peterzerfass4609
      @peterzerfass4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Too meta.

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep, got me. Too good.

  • @jaggy32
    @jaggy32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Screen Rant needs to know the ONLY reason I still know who they are is because of this man.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What is this Screen Rant that everyone yammers on about?

    • @asherujudo7383
      @asherujudo7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's kinda sad though, cause Ryan's channel would be way more popular if this series was uploaded there. He'd have millions of subscribers.

    • @matthewfairchild3846
      @matthewfairchild3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unclear

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think they know. He probably has the CEO's parking space..............and his office.

    • @louisaparker
      @louisaparker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are you saying that Screen Rant is more than just these pitch meetings?

  • @FrankTheTank17
    @FrankTheTank17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I had the exact same reaction as the producer guy when that one lady locked her friend in the lab, let her die, went back in the lab, fell and then blew up the ship. I was like wtf man! Lol

    • @finnanima2413
      @finnanima2413 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think that was the hardest I ever laughed for this channel!

    • @andrewturner7128
      @andrewturner7128 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Oh, so it's a comedy?

  • @MrShortM
    @MrShortM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "So, you have some confusion for me?"
    "Yes, sir! I do!"

    • @CommanderShepard-wq3wo
      @CommanderShepard-wq3wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stupidity*

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "So, you have some utter nonsense for me?"
      "Yes, sir! I do! LOTS!!!"

    • @YungDubee88
      @YungDubee88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤪🤪

  • @daddydreet145
    @daddydreet145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    David is single handedly carrying this franchise. especially now he cut off his hand.

    • @joanbennettnyc
      @joanbennettnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      "I would applaud that, but, well, you know..."
      -- David

    • @cn.st.182
      @cn.st.182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, Screen rant would be dead without - wait what..?

    • @chaseboen2448
      @chaseboen2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is a good one 🤔🤣

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah I think David is a genuinely terrifying villian and I hope he can get a third movie, finishing off his story. I didnt like how they implied he created the first Xenomorphs, I think it would have been better if it just implied he was experimenting on Xenomorphs due to Weyland programming compelling him to do that.
      However, I do like the idea of a created organism like him trying to use the Xenomorphs as weapons to get revenge on Humanity.

    • @Docta50
      @Docta50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that going to be difficult?

  • @badomens8465
    @badomens8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "we're gonna pretend it's a big twist later"
    -movies these days

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a big controversy with "Passengers" (2016) that people saw the trailer and couldn't predict the plot twist.

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ackalan huh? That was actually an ok film.

  • @steve16384
    @steve16384 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    By my calculations, watching this was 37,000 times more entertaining than watching the film.

  • @webknows
    @webknows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    it's unbelievable how these pitch meetings never get old. maybe it's because the writing and delivery are so good. Ryan, you're a very talented individual.

    • @PsuedoNymrod
      @PsuedoNymrod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A very talented set of individuals. ;-)

    • @jasonross5358
      @jasonross5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ryan is lucky to have found a decent foil to act with.

    • @RCaIabraro
      @RCaIabraro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As long as there are insightful observations delivered with irony and wit, they will never get old

    • @nomad6737
      @nomad6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Being a very talented individual is tight

    • @MensHominis
      @MensHominis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also the way in which he keeps his memes fresh by applying them in altered or totally unexpected ways *(pow pow pow ... pow),* so we basically become thrilled for the How as much as for the What.

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    Pitch Meeting is a master class in film criticism mixed with comedy.
    Wow. Wow. Wow.
    Good job Ryan making all of this look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @halloweenfriday
      @halloweenfriday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh, mixing film criticism with comedy is TIGHT!

    • @weirdwest1702
      @weirdwest1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like film roasting than criticism.

    • @StanSays
      @StanSays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's like Honest trailers or Cinemasins, but Pitch Meetings are actually good

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh, making things look easy is tight!

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StanSays ouch, agreed, for cinemasins, honest trailers is pretty funny.

  • @jamesroot8135
    @jamesroot8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My head cannon for this movie is that Wayland went full on Vault Tech and intentionally put the dumbest possible people on this ship as a social experiment. It makes the movie like 10 times better.

    • @garytwinem5275
      @garytwinem5275 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colonists are well known for being dumbasses, as the Colonial Marines opine in "Aliens" 🙂

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They must have been on the “B” ark.

    • @user-co8uy5rb2s
      @user-co8uy5rb2s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Canon

    • @skrappyjon2019
      @skrappyjon2019 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm rewatching this movie now

  • @willmurray9179
    @willmurray9179 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I watched half of prometheus, then came here for both pitch meetings, and now i can go on with my life. Thank you for the gift

  • @devincreislerstudios
    @devincreislerstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    “Immediately reversing your convictions is tight! No it’s not. I agree.”

    • @DragonBallUniversity
      @DragonBallUniversity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This might’ve been the best joke in Pitch Meeting history...

    • @vegasbeebi
      @vegasbeebi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is Monty Python Life of Brian level humor

    • @DarkmanPoe
      @DarkmanPoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Probably my new favorite Pitch Meeting moment.

    • @TheLuigigalaxy
      @TheLuigigalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5:51

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DragonBallUniversity No, it's not.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    "Is it going to be difficult to make a Prometheus sequel that's even stupider than Prometheus?"
    "No, actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @karekarenohay4432
      @karekarenohay4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Oh, really?"

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karekarenohay4432 Hiya how are you hope your fine

    • @JosiahTheSiah
      @JosiahTheSiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “Immediately reversing your convictions is TIGHT!”
      “No, it’s not.”
      “I agree.”

    • @oniakuma2392
      @oniakuma2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They also made Elizabeth stupider since David was just a head at the end of Prometheus, which means she gave him a body back despite everything he did.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oniakuma2392
      Hey, a lady needs some D.
      And by D I mean David.

  • @favourtobi7934
    @favourtobi7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The way producer guy says "Oh my God" cracks me up every single time🤣🤣

  • @sera404
    @sera404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    3:15 I like how the latest scene was enough to just make the producer pause with a gobsmacked expression haha

  • @Potatoshaneko
    @Potatoshaneko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The opening is brilliant. "So you have an Alien preque... A prometheus Sequ... Da.. Ju...Do you got a movie for me?" LOL

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting for him to say, "Oh, it's something."

  • @chillywill
    @chillywill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I would love a channel that has the writers come on and react to these videos and try to explain themselves would be gold.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Real Hollywood Writers React To Pitch Meetings" needs to be a thing, I agree.

    • @anthonygusman9909
      @anthonygusman9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The setting should be a court room and the writers are on trial for shitty writing

    • @chillywill
      @chillywill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@anthonygusman9909 🤣Your charges are wow wow wow wow.

    • @joecoolberry911
      @joecoolberry911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The closest thing I can think of is The Russo Brothers reacting to honest trailers

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chillywill "How do you plead?"
      "Your honor, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that."

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I can’t really explain it, but at 4:54, the way Screenwriter Guy is looking at his script and delivers the line “Yeah, just the perfect organism.” is one of the funniest and most unique moments in all of Pitch Meeting history.
    It makes it seem like Screenwriter Guy dismisses and ignores Producer Guy pointing out the plot holes. He doesn’t even respect him enough to make eye contact. And then he pretends that everything supports his narrative, repeating “Yeah, just the perfect organism.“ as if Producer Guy had been making positive and encouraging statements about the script the whole time.

    • @MrSpectralmania
      @MrSpectralmania 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's one of my favourite person pars too 👍

  • @wattsnottaken1
    @wattsnottaken1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:53 RIP Ian Holm. “Perfect Organism” joke was fire 🔥

  • @AQCorner
    @AQCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Almost choked on my food on that homework line, guess that's what I get for eating during a pitch meeting xD

    • @badasstrebek
      @badasstrebek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same!

    • @killwalker
      @killwalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Almost choked on my food at the CTRL C CTRL V part 😂

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oooh almost dying while watching TH-cam is TIGHT

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SRP3572 I died while watching the Lord of the Rings pitch meetings.
      Its ok, though. I came back as Wesley the White. I used to be Wesley the Gray.

    • @Paganbeliever
      @Paganbeliever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah no... Never eat during pitch meetins... And definetly don't drink

  • @siimtokke3461
    @siimtokke3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "She is badass looking female character with short hair in an Alien movie"
    "There it is, that's a main character right there"
    This is just pure gold.

    • @kristylewandowski8485
      @kristylewandowski8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "She is a bad*** looking female..." (shows picture)
      "Is that Snow White?"
      "It could be! Everyone knows Snow White was the biggest bad*** female! She served seven small men and was easily tricked on multiple occasions by her stepmother in disguise."
      "I think you might be confusing 'hapless' with bad***."
      "Woopsie!"
      "Woops!"

    • @214warzone
      @214warzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Killing off Noomi Rapace and replacing her with some basic chick is NOT tight!

    • @mnmsaregood1
      @mnmsaregood1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty much sums of most movies/shows these days

  • @nessat6335
    @nessat6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Immediately reversing your convictions is tight!"
    "No it's not"
    "I agree"
    LMAO, I'm dying

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No, you are not.

    • @nessat6335
      @nessat6335 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@vasyan123 I agree!

  • @guestaccount494
    @guestaccount494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Do all the characters have brain damage or..." - "Yeah I Guess"
    Comedy Genius

  • @Imperial_Dynamics
    @Imperial_Dynamics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    - "It will be difficult to make a worse Alien movie than Prometheus"
    - "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why were they so bad... why Ridley .. tell us why you fked them so bad....why did you forsake ussss

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course we hade shitty movies back in the time. I feel like I needed to mention that, before the inevitable strawman is screaching at me.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just hire John Logan

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still liked them more than "Resurrection."

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rcole718 At least Resurrection is fun, until the baby alien shows up.
      Prometheus and Covenant are like the Fast and the Furious series, they are parodies of themselves, but at least the F&F creators are aware of that.

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    “Yeah and he gives himself a sliced up face just like Walter has.”
    “Weren’t the humans gone when that happened like none of them were there.”
    “Oh yeah but he did that for the audience cause they were present during the fight.”
    “Ohhhh that’s nice of him!”
    “A very considerate evil robot!”
    “Wowowowowow-“

    • @avithedev
      @avithedev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too much pitch meetings in this one

    • @autumneagle
      @autumneagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I read all that in the voices

    • @avithedev
      @avithedev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@autumneagle same 😭😭

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      David knows about us? Welcome to the end ladies and gentlemen

    • @vedangsinghal3038
      @vedangsinghal3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robot broke the 4th wall, are they programmed to be able to do that.

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:30 Ryan sounds so done when he says "Yeah, I bet he does"

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I have to admit...this dudes vids have been recommended to me for YEARS and I'm just now watching him OMFG hes hilarious. Now I've been binging them

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    I love how these pitch meetings roast these films savagely and cleverly at the same time

    • @paulharries9558
      @paulharries9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Roasting these films savagely and cleverly at the same time is tight!

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So noticing plot holes in movies that took months to produce, should be almost impossible?

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@sirloin8745 It's actually super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @D. Rüesch So, the point of the channel is appreciated explicitly. What did you want to contribute with your comment? I read it as a mix of belittling and passive aggressiveness, but I hope I read it wrong.

    • @Opana223
      @Opana223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up bot

  • @boomerotic2498
    @boomerotic2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer"
    Copy and Paste is tight!

    • @genericstaticshock705
      @genericstaticshock705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was definitely like “...wait a minute” 😭

    • @Singurarity88
      @Singurarity88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer"
      Copy and Paste is tight!

    • @charleshackney416
      @charleshackney416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Singurarity88
      "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer"
      Copy and Paste is tight!

    • @flaminG-Ghost
      @flaminG-Ghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charleshackney416 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer"
      Copy and Paste is tight!

  • @ebomb1133
    @ebomb1133 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One of my favorite memories from the movie is when I went to go see it with a few school buddies. During the David /Walter scene where the iconic line: "I'll do the fingering" was said, one friend busted out laughing, followed suit by another buddy. They then proceeded to continue laughing at each other's laughs for quite some time, getting a few others alongside me to join in. I hope we didn't annoy others in the theatre but the chain reaction was too hilarious

  • @Xanduur
    @Xanduur ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Do all the characters have brain damage?” That’s the synopsis of the movie. Love it.

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "Why do they make an android with growing hair?"
    LMAO.
    That's a very valid point.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same question I have with the Terminator having aging flesh in Terminator Genysis.

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do the finger nails and toe nails also grow or would those be add ons ?

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're ALL valid points, that's why Ryan is so popular on TH-cam.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@christianhardtofind6349 made more sense in terminator as it is living human tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

    • @martianastronaut4917
      @martianastronaut4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@christianhardtofind6349 In the case of the Terminator, the aim was to have them infiltrate the resistance strongholds, so Skynet probably needed them to look as realistic as possible with organic flesh and skin to not arose the suspicions of the humans. David on the other hand, doesn't have that excuse.

  • @Marksman3434
    @Marksman3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    It's truly amazing how Ridley Scott read this script and thought this was a good idea to turn into a movie.

    • @zaltmanbleroze
      @zaltmanbleroze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I heard Ridley Scott is also the one that cancelled the proposed Alien 5 sequel from Neil Blomkamp. Somehow he thinks he owns the franchise.

    • @aygwm
      @aygwm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      You find some amazing things when you get really far up your own orifice.

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Well it's because $$, and then $$ and so $$. I hope that explains things.

    • @CyberWallX
      @CyberWallX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@zaltmanbleroze well because he kinda does though. But yeah, Im also one of those people who actually liked Prometheus..

    • @IvyPearsonUnderwater
      @IvyPearsonUnderwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@zaltmanbleroze he really sinks his own franchise.

  • @thesquatcherpayne8273
    @thesquatcherpayne8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The description of an ‘homage’ was spot on.

  • @Danielo515
    @Danielo515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Before I was disappointed because there are no good movies anymore. But since I discovered pitch meetings I'm very happy they are a continuous stream of material for Ryan

  • @jemert96
    @jemert96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    That scene where David kills the captain bothered me so much
    David is like: "Hey captain you wanna die"
    Captain: "yeah sure"

    • @sonofsanguinius176
      @sonofsanguinius176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      HEY! That disgusting alien egg looks perfectly safe to put my face in

    • @leeh6317
      @leeh6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “I told you that egg was too wet!!” ~ Morty

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Makes the guy who wanted to play with the snake in the last film look like Stephen Hawking.

  • @alvaro.martinez
    @alvaro.martinez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    The Ryanverse is the only universe where the producer is the voice of reason in a pitch meeting.

    • @hansnorleaf
      @hansnorleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Producers without reasoning is tight

    • @alicelaybourne1620
      @alicelaybourne1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wellllll...he raises great questions, then caves for the money, that pretty much nails how they got rich, then stayed rich. on point

    • @racookster
      @racookster ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the roles were reversed, it wouldn't be funny. It would just be a moneyman destroying an artist's work, like usually happens.

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Screenwriter Guy: "Characters can say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say."
    Producer Guy: "Good point" *he says while pointing*
    Even the little details that is probably an accident makes me laugh

    • @Traisas
      @Traisas หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not an accident.
      There are so many little details in these things. So, so many little details - you have no idea.

  • @dennislemmermann7536
    @dennislemmermann7536 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Well, see, if you raise MASSIVE questions and then don't provide answers for them, that's mysterious" is the entire plot of Donnie Darko

  • @jamesthiel2628
    @jamesthiel2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Do all the characters have brain damage?"
    Maybe it's for the best they didn't get to start a colony?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It'd be a colony full of Twitter idiots, Facebook morons and Reddit mods...

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    That's kind of what was great about the first Alien. The characters were exactly as smart as they should be, none of the decisions ever really felt unjustified. Even the seemingly bad decisions are explained when you realize Ash had an agenda

    • @bangbangthatawefulsound3396
      @bangbangthatawefulsound3396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When i watched the pitch meeting i had the same thought.

    • @gwenbathory6656
      @gwenbathory6656 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      When writers weren't so lazy. Those were the days

    • @meisterlymanu5214
      @meisterlymanu5214 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      well.... a very undecisive captain, yes captain Dallas, going into the tunnels to kill it wasnt smart, guided by a hysterical Lambert. And then splitting up to look for the cat, not killing the baby alien when Kane was chest bursted, oh, and Lambert being a gripey biatch, and freezing when cornered. Kane peering into an alien egg, and Nostromos security allowing someone to just punch open a quarantine door to let the face hugger in, and Ripley blowing up the ship when the alien was in the escape pod, no one noticing an android on board at all, ever....erm, just a few examples. But it is still my favorite movie anyway.

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The mistakes in the original film were believable unlike the current films.

    • @alekzanderor5489
      @alekzanderor5489 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@meisterlymanu5214Everything you listed besides Lambert guiding Dallas is fine ( and that is fine too considering they originally supposed to have some romance).
      And actually, listing Lambert freezing when cornered is idiotic by you, since its obviously not a desicion in the first place, its a mental breakdown from fear.

  • @tomorrowinc
    @tomorrowinc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Yeah, well the movies happening now, so now is when things have to happen."
    Truer words...

  • @SurleyBlaine
    @SurleyBlaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Do all the characters have brain damage?" That, every movie in a nutshell.

  • @youareawesome5236
    @youareawesome5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    These 2 bloke's have such good chemistry onscreen.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even look a little bit alike.....

    • @youareawesome5236
      @youareawesome5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nhmooytis7058 probably helps with the chemistry.

    • @nonplayercharacter6478
      @nonplayercharacter6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nhmooytis7058 They look nothing alike, that one guy is wearing glasses.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nonplayercharacter6478 true! Maybe distant cousins.

    • @albogypsy2842
      @albogypsy2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perhaps they are androids like Walter and David?

  • @MistaKlutch
    @MistaKlutch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Do all the characters have brain damage?!"
    "They might 😃"
    FAMMMMMMM

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      freezer burn after too long in cryo.

    • @fixedfocusfilm3068
      @fixedfocusfilm3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@purefoldnz3070 Top comment here.

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't the Critical Drinker say HE had brain damage from watching this movie? Have to go back and watch that review again.

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fixedfocusfilm3068 underappreciated observation.

  • @mattrobinson7750
    @mattrobinson7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The part about the ear flaps... That made me laugh so hard

  • @danielchristofferson4355
    @danielchristofferson4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I didn’t even watch the movie- I just clicked on this for the entertainment value. I was not disappointed

  • @jdraven0890
    @jdraven0890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    J.J. and most other writers these days: "The mystery is more important than the answer!"
    Story writing 101: I'd like a word...

    • @dilaudid1
      @dilaudid1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or are they just lazy writers--I don't know the answer to this mystery

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These days? JJ mastered this skill with Lost

    • @fredischilling
      @fredischilling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeh, it's like storytelling's 1st rule: Promises and Payoffs.

    • @stormvexed
      @stormvexed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      seriously.

  • @thefearandwonder
    @thefearandwonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I'm not sure when the people working on the Alien franchise all suddenly started thinking 'let's be like Lost, but worse' with their writing

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Probably when they hired Damon Lindeloff.

    • @femtoservants
      @femtoservants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think they were lost in both manner, lost like "JJ abrams mystery box lazy writing" and lost "I don't know where I am going".

    • @ChrisCrossAplsauce
      @ChrisCrossAplsauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soooo much worse

    • @UniteForgetLeftRight
      @UniteForgetLeftRight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidsumner7604 I read the original script to Prometheus, it was more conventional but would have been a much better movie.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I actually like'd Prometheus. Having that movie end with a lot of loose ends was fine except two problems: 1 - They forgot to answer any of those questions in the second movie. 2 - Hollywood banks far too much on future sequels where if the series doesn't continue, you're left with barely functional plots.

  • @sylviamatias4961
    @sylviamatias4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    06:57 its like an homage
    this definition of homage is the best haha

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I had to force myself to remember even seeing this movie. Then it all came flooding back. thanks a lot.

  • @cjmarshall7970
    @cjmarshall7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If the space crew of this movie remained on earth, they would totally fall for one of those “Free Candy” vans.

  • @jasethomas5198
    @jasethomas5198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "An homage is when you press control C on your keyboard, and then control V" I'm dying

    • @Warstub
      @Warstub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was gold.

    • @palkihatangadi3986
      @palkihatangadi3986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was just epic

    • @yeeyee9970
      @yeeyee9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Roomer. A Ryan fan boomer

  • @kristenbuckley1413
    @kristenbuckley1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You should do a pitch meeting for the Final Destination franchise, it would be hilarious!

  • @tomd1826
    @tomd1826 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "A homage is when you prss Ctrl + C on your keyboard and then Ctrl + V" bloody brilliant

  • @rachelppython
    @rachelppython 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "Were gonna pretend like it's a big twist later "
    *WandaVision pitch meeting pops up in the top right corner*

  • @raid4free524
    @raid4free524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Do all the characters have brain damage" 😂😂 Of all the pitch meetings, this has to be the most brutal beating of a film, and therefore my favourite ever.

  • @nickwilliams4624
    @nickwilliams4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love this series so much. It’s like CinemaSins, but actually funny and without the pompous ignorance of the movie’s plot/lore.

    • @kylecrane4376
      @kylecrane4376 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      CinemaPCSins now.

    • @OK-wm2mr
      @OK-wm2mr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kylecrane4376pcsins?

  • @rickestofthericks6067
    @rickestofthericks6067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing love when you find a back log of golden youtube content!

  • @henrytjernlund
    @henrytjernlund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm a writer and horrified that pitch meetings are really like this. So, thanks for these training videos.

  • @ashineduogwu6326
    @ashineduogwu6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    2 days ago, the youtube gods recommended one pitch meeting video & binging previous episodes was super easy, barely an inconvenience!😁
    Now, when someone says, "Whoops!", the next thing I think of is, "Whoopsie!"😂😂

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you found his personal channel yet? Even bigger comedy gold over there, especially his sponsor ads. 😊 The channel's called Ryan George.

    • @silentstorm5439
      @silentstorm5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi it’s me the adstronaut

  • @shortcut101
    @shortcut101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After a few years gone, I didn't know James franco in it and had to watch it on TH-cam. Thanks Ryan.

  • @timothy3732
    @timothy3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way these guys are so happy with the way they talk to each other!

  • @ashuradevilborngaming9924
    @ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Damn this guy must be hella rich coz he wrote all the movie scripts I saw in my life's.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy crap, how is it I've watched every Pitch Meeting and this is the _first_ time someone's made that joke?!
      I'm not even being snarky or sarcastic, this is honestly the first time I've seen someone say that.

    • @ashuradevilborngaming9924
      @ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Dargonhuman well I'm always unique bro😎😎😎

    • @bob_1216
      @bob_1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ashuradevilborngaming9924 nice job bro 😎😎😎😎

    • @JohnSmith-is4uu
      @JohnSmith-is4uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Life

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hear Producer Guy keeps most of the money for himself. He's trying to buy Canada.

  • @HellfireClub242
    @HellfireClub242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "So you got an Alien prequel....Prometheus sequel....er.....do ya have a movie for me?"

    • @Pointman11111
      @Pointman11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Yes sir i dont know."

  • @mattsnow7803
    @mattsnow7803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't get enough of these videos!

  • @maraudercatt8564
    @maraudercatt8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These Pitch Meetings are fabulous! These Alien 'prequel' pitch meetings are spot on!
    A few suggestions for new Pitch Meetings: Vertical Limit, The Thing, They Live, and The Village.

  • @ShinkaTV
    @ShinkaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    It's nice not having to watch movies anymore.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Pitch Meetings: The 8-Minute Time-Savers”

    • @TheGorillaz938
      @TheGorillaz938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't even have to watch the pitch meetings, just read the comments and you're good to go.

    • @DitchBankBandits
      @DitchBankBandits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed. I was gonna watch godzilla v Kong but couldn't resist the pitch meeting. I was not disappointed. I am so glad I didn't waste my time 😅 it was super easy...

    • @DitchBankBandits
      @DitchBankBandits 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Am Groot oh really 😆

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who made you watch movies?

  • @onewayroadtrip
    @onewayroadtrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "an Hommage is when you press control+c and then control+v"
    This actual fact blew my mind

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually Ryan exaggerated. Homage is when you get inspiration from another artist. The screenwritter here misinformed the prod, saying that homage is copying.

    • @mauriciokrebs2913
      @mauriciokrebs2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johngr1747 of course he exagerated, its COMEDY

    • @notnow6946
      @notnow6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johngr1747 wow that joke just flew right over your head, didn't it?

    • @ajmalsafi13
      @ajmalsafi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johngr1747 wow wow wow ..... WOW

    • @VuNguyen-bo2cm
      @VuNguyen-bo2cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johngr1747 u know its not an actual pitch meeting right lmao

  • @Haldricsfury
    @Haldricsfury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every now and then I love to just look at the enormous view gap between Ryan George- made screen rant videos and everyone else- made screen rant videos and smile at how much Ryan George is this channel.

  • @digitalwayfarer7404
    @digitalwayfarer7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are so wonderful

  • @Lymbe06
    @Lymbe06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    They really could have made something classic with the Prometheus movies. Instead we got scientists that visit alien planets without breathing gear.

    • @benwhitworth8881
      @benwhitworth8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s an alien planet. Is there air? You don’t know!

    • @andreanto8685
      @andreanto8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@benwhitworth8881 it's less about the atmosphere and more about the biosphere. an alien planet would have alien micro-organisms. We wouldn't have the immunity to fight them off.

    • @wolfmantheimpaler
      @wolfmantheimpaler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andreanto8685 exactly! Hell, in the first movie, Ripley didn't want to bring Kane back on the ship after getting attacked by the facehugger because she was afraid of alien diseases, keep in mind that she, and the other characters are the equivalent of truckers in this universe, but somehow have a better understanding of dealing with alien life than scientists in Prometheus and Covenant. And before anyone mentions how the rest of the crew wanted to bring Kane back on the ship, they were worried about their friend and it was mostly the ones who were on the planet with him

  • @funkynerd_com
    @funkynerd_com 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Well characters have to say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say."
    I feel like that sentence should be in every pitch meeting from now on.

  • @reallytho1943
    @reallytho1943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:28 wow wow wow wow mysterious things with no answers are Tight ! 😁

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think this is the single best pitch meeting of the entire channel. Every line is chock full of really good writing and funny original jokes

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Do all the characters have brian damage?” Is a question that applies to both these Alien prequels.

  • @callac
    @callac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    I think if Hollywood hired Ryan to read these scripts, we would have better films, or at least a lot less worse films.

    • @KenMathis1
      @KenMathis1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That's the thing I don't get. A movie can have bad acting and special effects, but why on earth do they have plot holes? They cost nothing to fix during development. The only thing I can think of is that some people just don't care about continuity or logic. They are more concerned with things like ambiance and cinematography.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@KenMathis1 Well I mean you do know about the final season of Game of Thrones - right?
      Do you know the names of the writers or their future projects? Most people don't.
      So chances are, their careers didn't suffer from their bad job. Just like how StarWars kept going after the prequels - if there is little to no consequence for bad work, there is little incentive to do better.

    • @WiseWik
      @WiseWik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *fewer

    • @srenkierkegaard6433
      @srenkierkegaard6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We won't have movies

    • @antred11
      @antred11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@KenMathis1 Concocting a captivating yet logical story without gaping plot holes is hard work. Since people seem to swallow all the low effort crap Hollywood can throw at them, I guess they figured why _should_ they invest the extra effort?

  • @MrChefjanvier
    @MrChefjanvier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As always, just wonderful to watch!

  • @onnevankenobe
    @onnevankenobe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subscribed, it was easier than I thought, barely an inconvenience

  • @why_not_though6250
    @why_not_though6250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Getting 3 thousand views in 10 minutes is tight

    • @ricardocabe
      @ricardocabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is super easy, barely an inconvenient

    • @Nom1fan
      @Nom1fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricardocabe inconvenience *

  • @randomuser5237
    @randomuser5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    David's gonna be like "You blow, I'll do the fingering".
    Producer (with highly confused look): I mean, you know.....
    Writer: Oh yeah, I know.
    Producer: Okay...
    Me: *wiping off the coffee I spit into the screen*.

    • @JohnLRice
      @JohnLRice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂👍

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      learned a long time ago never watch anything by ryan george and even attempt to take a drink :D

    • @Bdelliumharts
      @Bdelliumharts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you spit it into the screen? That's some mighty spitting

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, not one person in my theatre DIDN'T laugh at that scene.

    • @lincolnpatience6480
      @lincolnpatience6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment.

  • @chimera6485
    @chimera6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We always need a "super easy barely an inconvenience" in every episode

  • @vereenjohn9916
    @vereenjohn9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man Ryan this the best one you've done. So brutal on this one and u were right on point with this one. Haha
    Say, idk if you've done this already but how about a pitch for THE BLAIR WITH PROJECT (1st one back in 1999)???

  • @daniel18779
    @daniel18779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I almost died when he said an homage is when you press CTRL+C and CTRL+V on your keyboard 😭😭😭

  • @Cheesefist
    @Cheesefist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I feel like Alien Covenant was the directors way of scolding Alien fans who hated Prometheus and wanted an actual alien film, so he pretty much wrote and directed the movie with his buttchecks and shouted “are you happy now!” When everyone hated it

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      even crazier that, assuming it doesn't stay canceled, or assuming it does (please don't, I'm fine with the ending of prometheus at this point, rather see "a real alien 3" or "an alien 5 on earth then back to space" far more). Ridley Scott said basically he wanted MORE David involvement in a third film. Like, how? You make him the main character I don't see how they changes anything given covenant made an indentical looking clone as it was. Killing Shaw was also just as wrong as killing Hicks and Newt. Also there was literally nothing in covenant that couldn't have been covered in 30 minutes-like the entire film. Ok add on "Alien vs. Predator in space" I'd also rather see that too.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Not enough gory alien horror!"
      "Oh no,Too much aliens!"

    • @johnmc6155
      @johnmc6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      From wat i've heard about Ridley Scott, he would be totally into that.

    • @BeCoShooter
      @BeCoShooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Disney is going to make a new Alien movie, with one of the Xenomorph's being friendly, so it can fight the bad one(s).

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BeCoShooter And does it make friends with a little kid? That would be so cute.

  • @AjitheshGuruprasad
    @AjitheshGuruprasad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You blow, ill do the fingering" god how did no one laugh at that during the shoot? 🤣

  • @reedy122
    @reedy122 ปีที่แล้ว

    The algorithm made this super easy, barely an inconvenience to find this primo show, good work mr writer and mr producer

  • @seunoyebode
    @seunoyebode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Why did they make an Android with growing hair?”
    “Unclear”
    “Huh”

  • @chrispeters3466
    @chrispeters3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That definition of "homage" had me rolling. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will be using this definition in reverse, whenever we copy-paste some software features!

  • @Quaz7007
    @Quaz7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just started watch these. I've watched about 20 of them. They are HILARIOUS. Really well done and says exactly what we are all thinking about these films. So..."tight"...and wow, wow, wow...super easy and barely an inconvenience". LOL

  • @thealfredoaffect8676
    @thealfredoaffect8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These make my day. Can't wait for the next one