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The snail being a billionaire implies it has a superb understanding of business, as a fellow immortal billionaire I'm sure we could work out something more beneficial than trying to kill the other with anti-immortality knives.
I arrived here for the sharks, i stayed for the 100% scoientific Santa Claus lore. This post has totally not been written with the aid of superintelligent snails.
Dragoon funny that you pose this question if I and the superintelligent snail where together when it started i would get a towel and put the snail in a hamster ball
How to beat snails 1. Acquire salt shaker 2. Spend 20 years becoming a martial arts master 3. Scrap the old salt shaker and make a new one out of plutonium 4. Have an epic fight to the death across time and space 5. Both die in a final battle ending in a giant salty mushroom cloud
3:25 wait think about it for a moment im pretty sure everyone in skyblock is imortal players will always respawn npcs never die mobs and bosses will always come back
Hmm if the Christmas vid came out today then I can't wait for september fools (not saying you don't post enough I know how hard it is to get good content)
3:30 confiscate the knife, befriend the snail and advance technology by several thousand years before retiring. The snail has its own penthouse class acre of jungle environment to roam freely, so I can keep it happy and on my side
2:34 not sure if that's FUKUSHUU O KOINEGAU SAIKYOU YUUSHA WA, YAMI NO CHIKARA DE SENMETSU MUSOU SURU, but damn that shit is wrong in almost every way possible, tho it could be worst
you see, i would beat the snail by sealing it in concrete to the point where its surronded on all sides by at least a meter of concrete, then i drop it in the ocean with a tracker on it in case i want to, yknow, die.
santa died from emotional damage as he realized that he caused climate change due to the vector of isosceles of the triangle of the globe that is earth. Christmas is now cancelled and will instead focus on giving free coal to boost climate change.
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how was this commented two hours ago when the video is less than 5 minutes old?
It is very interesting how Dragoon manages to create different nonsensical Inside jokes every video and still manage to have it make sense
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and then a piano fell on him
bro his theory is literally as real as jesus christ lmao
"we learnt hot cross buns on the recorder"
It is very interesting how this guy made a comment that contradicts itself, but still manages to make sense.
"I may be a monster, but Im an effective one."
I am living by that quote now.
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Me and my family love watching your documentries, this santa special was the best so far. never knew how santa came to be, thanks for teaching me
I never knew fishermen could be this funny
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I also didn’t knew that this comment would get attention
@@astrocomrade5323 how did you do that?
I honestly want more rock jokes because dragoon saying them makes them 10x more funnier
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Never take them for granite though.
@@toadnado4399 na na na the rock dwayne johnson jokes is what I actually meant
Haven't played skyblock in over a year but your comedy and randomness have kept me watching your vids
As someone who prefers your non-Skyblock videos, this was the best one so far
I am glad
@@Dragoon45 my boy what manga was that hook a brother out!!
@@ilostmyotheracc8704 what are you talking about
You know dragoon is the only channel where I need to check the description to see if he is actually sponsored or just taking the piss
Gotta keep you on your toes
this guy made 17 seasons of a show in 9 minutes
I also am an avid hunter for Santa mid-April
The story telling is on top 🔝
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dear god i saw santa in the title and thought it was a rare mob that was new that i didnt know about
im still not used to you getting the big sponsors, good job jragon
weird right
The snail being a billionaire implies it has a superb understanding of business, as a fellow immortal billionaire I'm sure we could work out something more beneficial than trying to kill the other with anti-immortality knives.
these video's are absolutely hillarious i love it
I nearly spat out my cereal at the piano joke
Ironically, the sharks in the kiddie pools are of no danger to the kids because the pool is filled with much easier and tastier prey.
Ah yes strongest metal in the universe "video game bull-"
the hurt of zanta of a fish in a shark of a killer santa
I arrived here for the sharks, i stayed for the 100% scoientific Santa Claus lore. This post has totally not been written with the aid of superintelligent snails.
Dragoon has killed Santa in two games... Terraria and Hypixel Skyblock.
IRL Santa is next.
😧😧😧
Dragoon funny that you pose this question if I and the superintelligent snail where together when it started i would get a towel and put the snail in a hamster ball
Snail Tips, This is the true reason why I have subbed
“That thing” at the start is Azathoth from the Cthulhu mythos
How to beat snails
1. Acquire salt shaker
2. Spend 20 years becoming a martial arts master
3. Scrap the old salt shaker and make a new one out of plutonium
4. Have an epic fight to the death across time and space
5. Both die in a final battle ending in a giant salty mushroom cloud
Finally a good video that explains usefull stuff and not those random things about planets and humanity.
I mean what are those
This is real science
I’m surprised he dosent get PTSD from the baubles since they were golden globes in the Jerry event
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MY Santa is still addicted to video games from the time he faced jerry
1:50 Dragoon: i need more space.
Also dragoon hast 1tb of free space between two drives
As an Australian, I can agree with learning the most important thing in our life, hot cross bun on the recorder.
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im not australian
This is why Hanukkah. Only thing that chases me is unkosher foods.
snails only fear are the baguettes and ouis
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If you were a billionaire that can live forever but can be only killed by a super sexy snail, what would you do?
Me: Accept my fate
Snail: exists
Me: laughs in salt
Now I just want a movie: Santa vs. The Snail - The Battle of Millennia
But what if I told you I WAS THE SNAIL ALL ALONG
Someone gave me a piece of corn for Halloween once. Not a cob, not a candy corn, a piece of corn
I want a pet santa! I'd force it to get me presents everyday- I mean what?
"I said words" -dragoon
So Santa is actually a immortal billionaire and the grinch is the robot that is piloted by a immortal snail
those guitar rifts are the best parts of the video
Don’t tell the snail my location either
santa has a evil twin like dragoon...
I enjoyed the PowerPoint presentation
So thats what the egyptian hieroglyphs meant all along 𓆑 = snail 𓀲=santa
Good luck bro, ya goona be needing it foor the new Neetheer update
moral of the story: snails are scary
the hunt for santa (skyblock hypixel)
10 seconds ago
"then 50 pianos fell on me (rush e proceeds to play)" thats funny
Now that this video came out you could say Christmas came early!!! Hahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😄😃😃🤣😄😃
At 3:03 any cubers know that basically all of those cubes have a very cursed color scheme. Especially the last one
In 9 mins he successfully killed an immortal being and became a cracked fisherman lmao
3:25 wait think about it for a moment im pretty sure everyone in skyblock is imortal players will always respawn npcs never die mobs and bosses will always come back
"Don't turn on the taps or the Pacific Ocean will join your kitchen" - Dragoon
POV:whe u r a youtuber and recently learn that snail is a thing=this video
Hmm if the Christmas vid came out today then I can't wait for september fools (not saying you don't post enough I know how hard it is to get good content)
The 6yo he trapped in his basement seems like a Taylor swift fan
“I may be a monster, but I’m an effective one.”
3:30 confiscate the knife, befriend the snail and advance technology by several thousand years before retiring. The snail has its own penthouse class acre of jungle environment to roam freely, so I can keep it happy and on my side
The music starting at 4:40 almost sounds like the Daredevil intro theme.
3:43 steal the knife.
6:00 in Australia you are actually taught shark self defence techniques in school as a part of beach safety.
I'm not joking
what, I wasn't. why did they want me to be eaten?
2:34 not sure if that's FUKUSHUU O KOINEGAU SAIKYOU YUUSHA WA, YAMI NO CHIKARA DE SENMETSU MUSOU SURU, but damn that shit is wrong in almost every way possible, tho it could be worst
BRO LORE IS GETTING BIGGER KEEP GOING WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE SNAIL
Man didnt manage to fish any of these sea creatures in the spooky festival cause he lazy so he just said he lost footage :D
Tiger shark scariest shark maybe animal no doubt cuz it lives in shallow water and can live in clean water not salt and salt aswell
Hey dragoon love the content
u always do the weirdest stuff, but its the best stuff out there
Wtf did i Just watch ? And why is that so addicting
you see, i would beat the snail by sealing it in concrete to the point where its surronded on all sides by at least a meter of concrete, then i drop it in the ocean with a tracker on it in case i want to, yknow, die.
Video game bullsh- is a very powerful material that can be used to fish inside of dirt blocks
Crab spiders are the scariest things ever
Me: wow he got 400k strength what? How??
Me after the video: I'm brainwashed!
watching back in 2032 chrimis dinner and we out here all thanking that snail, like if you know
I live in Australia. I feel your pain.
ah yes a christmas skyblock video posted in april perfectly normal
You know its a good day when dragoon uploads
that intro is top notch
How does this guy not have at least 3 Billion subscribers?
"I'm going fish SaNtA
It’s the best day when dragoon uploads.
The disc on top of four elephants that is on top of a giant turtle
Its always a good day when Dragoon uploads
Step 1. Find anti immortality snail
Step 2. Surround Snail with Salt
Step 3. Remove knife
Step 4. Step on Snail
Step 5. Destroy knife.
Imagine Santa as a Soul
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santa died from emotional damage as he realized that he caused climate change due to the vector of isosceles of the triangle of the globe that is earth. Christmas is now cancelled and will instead focus on giving free coal to boost climate change.
I’m sorry for sharing this news dragoon, but the meerkat has 3 eyes and it is the middle one
Still waiting for 100 days pls also love your videos
If Santa isn't real why did dragoon try to catch him? Take that Santa nay-sayers!
I love words.
I love Oneshot its my favorite game of all time
He managed to make skyblock fishing look fun
dragoon i'd like to thank you for the snail strategy.
btw, intro was amazing XD
I feel like Dragoon is losing his sanity overtime
At this point he'll be trying to be jerry himself
4:00
Weakling I would go to an engineer and get an anti snail war machine
*I may be a monster, but I'm an effective one*