Cities Skylines But Every 5 Minutes The World Shrinks

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @ISP
    @ISP  4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    At 300k subscriber I will get an upload schedule!

  • @The_FBI_Official
    @The_FBI_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Imagine living in the game, and realizing that ISP is playing.

    • @commissardave4080
      @commissardave4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      if i discovered this, i would off myself via a speeding car vs a wall

    • @szymonpiorun
      @szymonpiorun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sounds like 2020...

    • @robanec
      @robanec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Soooo... basically 2020

    • @lord_axolotl7
      @lord_axolotl7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Impending Doom approaches...

    • @enderdragoncrafter2412
      @enderdragoncrafter2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine ISP being responsible for 2020

  • @yudo3251
    @yudo3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I expect a formal apology regarding your problematic statements about the Caspian Sea by tomorrow, or else Mr. ISP. #CancelISP

    • @ApostateAbdul
      @ApostateAbdul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yudo yes

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Italian Mapper yeah, that was really insensitive of him.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i haven't watched that part yet, but I'm going to take ISP's side anyways
      you are clearly incorrect, FRICK that inland sea

    • @WebContractor7407
      @WebContractor7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omnical6135 same

    • @ruby023
      @ruby023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caspian sea drools Black Sea rules

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    he's back with the milk i'm so proud, thank you dad!!

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Anyone ever notice that this ISP guy and iSorrowProductions have very similar names, very similar profile pictures, the same Twitter and the same voice? We've also never seen them together before... What's going on? I'm starting to get suspicious, especially since iSorrow uploaded an hour ago, now ISP uploads... Is he trying to steal views?

    • @hadp2915
      @hadp2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah like really is this a fake or the other one? One does dwarfs and chads and this one has content too so what is going on!?

    • @user-gr2wy8no3v
      @user-gr2wy8no3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      HAD P I have a long shot theory, I’m beginning to think they’re the same person, just speculation

    • @hadp2915
      @hadp2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Brayden it can’t be like the other one said he played ck3 all week and this one does not play ck3 obviously

    • @hadp2915
      @hadp2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It must be or something much sinister

    • @hadp2915
      @hadp2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like... a doppelgänger

  • @GALL0W5
    @GALL0W5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Clearly a tactical upload from ISP to steal viewers from the latest isorrow video

  • @Catboy_Lyon
    @Catboy_Lyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When rewatching old ISP videos I realize in one video he said he and Valefisk are getting married and adopting Bo as a pet. I wonder how their life is now

  • @Choo_Choo_Oreo
    @Choo_Choo_Oreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Every 100 people moving into the city a meteor fall.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Every 5 Minutes The World Shrinks"
    *It's a small world after all*

    • @Karan-zg9bm
      @Karan-zg9bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahh the conservative cuban . Looks like all of us have the same taste . -another proud conservative

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      w

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      w

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karan Sangha conservatives aren’t real right wing
      Salazarist authoritarian democracy for the win

  • @ulexx6574
    @ulexx6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ISP sitting there, two large milkers in his hands

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Okay but when will you play Pyongyang Racer

  • @michaelbecker8394
    @michaelbecker8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "But daddy always comes back with treats" I mean true😂

  • @guy431
    @guy431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Call us "children of the gravy" in your next intro.
    Don't think I've seen that one yet.

  • @paintball7797
    @paintball7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The world slowly disappear in front of us, and everybody drown."
    Rising sea levels in a nutshell

  • @Nyctotope
    @Nyctotope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:28 that abandoned factory is chernobyl!!

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISP is definitely my favorite TH-camr. I just love his humor and attitude and feel like im kinda adopting this attitude

  • @thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411
    @thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:50 Good loyal man of the Commonwealth

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the idea that you play video games sarcastically all the time, and it’s only sometimes that you actually film you talking to your self with 10x layers of irony

  • @noahbruggeman
    @noahbruggeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is so deep

  • @mxcmoney3634
    @mxcmoney3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo dude Ive been working a lot and havent been paid yet, starting to get a bit down because I dont have time to go and do anything with anyone, but your videos make me feel somewhat less alone
    Appreciate it, keep it up brotha, thanks for the smiles :)

    • @mxcmoney3634
      @mxcmoney3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Also art is just an expression of your personality, what you feel, what you think, etc. So I really dont see how your videos arent creative and artistic, wow other people did the same concept but noone else executed it or expressed their imagination with it like you did, that doesnt make this shit any less artistic or creative.) Cheers :)

    • @ancsuther
      @ancsuther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      awww, hope you get better

  • @user-me7hx8zf9y
    @user-me7hx8zf9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BEST CHANNEL

  • @Alejandro-fr9jc
    @Alejandro-fr9jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surprisingly hopeful speech and ending for ISP town given their typical ISP grim ending

  • @BarryMcCaugner
    @BarryMcCaugner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everytime i think im out
    *see ISP Cities Skylines
    They pull me back in

  • @pumpkinhead3246
    @pumpkinhead3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Left-hand traffic is the only correct way. Right-hand traffic is stupid.

    • @frederickthegreat5456
      @frederickthegreat5456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right-hand traffic is the only correct way. Left-hand traffic is stupid.

  • @jacksonschumacher175
    @jacksonschumacher175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow I havent been this early in like ever

  • @Nancy3
    @Nancy3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can smell the sewage through my monitor

  • @YetAnotherInv
    @YetAnotherInv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, yes: IUpload2TımesAYearProductions, my favourite youtuber.
    Thank you Brandon for fixing my english.

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      favourite, favorite, and FaVoRiTe are all acceptable spellings.
      Faviourite is also acceptable for me.

  • @Ake-TL
    @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:11 Am I ready to watch people suffer? Then what I’ve been doing for last 3 minutes and 11 seconds?

  • @Ribcageler
    @Ribcageler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi I'm Rilber

  • @Cumnerevar
    @Cumnerevar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    In the multiple worlds theory these are actual things that happened to people.

    • @zonnytiger2371
      @zonnytiger2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A world where ISP is a god, oh no..

    • @earlybird884
      @earlybird884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      F in the chat for ISP world

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally just got off of a video about that

    • @TheShudilama
      @TheShudilama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope, that is a misunderstanding. The many-worlds theory implies that infinite worlds exist - but infinite does not mean every. For example, there are infinite numbers between 1 and 2, but none of them are 3.

    • @PJ3721
      @PJ3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheShudilama great explanation

  • @taninsam7893
    @taninsam7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just got played by a girl and I thought this would help but instead it just made my depression worse. Thanks Trotsky

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:21 There are four McDonald's on the sixth block from the left, and three of them are touching. It's MegaDonald's!

  • @aaanjaaa
    @aaanjaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    300k artelerie only

  • @tom-jl7gh
    @tom-jl7gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t ever stop uploading, you are the only TH-camr who I instantly click on when I see your video in my subscription box. quality content

  • @glup128
    @glup128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISorrowProductions! My favourite!

  • @timdeboer7400
    @timdeboer7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those people lived in a town that had multiple big bites. They cant complain

  • @Dweiathecat
    @Dweiathecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My day has been shite but this made me smile. Thankyou!

  • @Hawkguy1022
    @Hawkguy1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give this man 300k now

  • @hadp2915
    @hadp2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I need a confirmation is this the real ISP like I have 2 in my subscription

  • @DragonRocketYT
    @DragonRocketYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello, I love your channel!

  • @blacknose3353
    @blacknose3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISP 300k special share cities skylines save. Game

  • @No_Anime_No_Life.
    @No_Anime_No_Life. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is basically 2020, ISP must responsible for 2020

  • @kevinkarpovs7597
    @kevinkarpovs7597 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘I will not use cheats’
    Literally uses anarchy

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean you joke about the Caspian sea, but a number of countries that border it have invested interest in whether it is classified as a lake or an inland sea lol.

  • @guymandude9054
    @guymandude9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woah, ISP and ISorrowProductions uploaded a video at the same day, very sus

  • @donnaowen4351
    @donnaowen4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad this man keeps me sane

  • @foxxbaker
    @foxxbaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this

  • @im_searching_the_reason4806
    @im_searching_the_reason4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea for cities skyline. Build a city where no cars can come in (exept for the police, hospitals and fireman) build a train station to have people come in

  • @Terrezed
    @Terrezed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    On that New Zealand comment, did you know that a 404 error on a government website for NZ had a world map that didn't include our country? We really are that insignificant.

  • @Pawn2e4
    @Pawn2e4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cities Skylines has amazing water simulation

  • @Aspiringamoeba1997
    @Aspiringamoeba1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cities skylines but you pass it to other players after 10 min lmao

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:30
    *Kazakhstan has left the chat*
    *Turkmenistan has left the chat*

  • @calebfloyd4295
    @calebfloyd4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First isp video I've seen that wasn't 6 months or older 😂 I missed a few I think

  • @artemius8442
    @artemius8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 Uugh fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

  • @yupebet
    @yupebet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ISP is still empty inside, lets make FULLLOAD of #FANNY.

  • @Sprastras
    @Sprastras 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternate way of watching: Pretend the water is some random ass group from sibera and the town Russia.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am happy twice today now.

  • @yanislahtal6253
    @yanislahtal6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice I enjiy video thanks isp

  • @epicgamerman1015
    @epicgamerman1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A TH-cam video but every 1 second of 2020 Passes something bad happens

  • @colossaldonut5190
    @colossaldonut5190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot twist: The thing making the Earth smaller was the debt collectors

  • @schretlenaugustijn2391
    @schretlenaugustijn2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So basically the Netherlands.

  • @cattornado
    @cattornado 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You've basically created Venice with this run.

  • @cinematicraven
    @cinematicraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is some chernobyl city planning right there

  • @gmcoe
    @gmcoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So 300000 subs will be artillery only?? Or banat?

  • @MrJaySoN777
    @MrJaySoN777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    People of Innsmouth: (crab rave) *the land is gone*

  • @cactopodes6315
    @cactopodes6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the caspian sea..wage puddle

  • @onebritishlad2302
    @onebritishlad2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just me or is it funnier when he says the video is funny

  • @ALEX-fb2ov
    @ALEX-fb2ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what mods do you use

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honey I Shrunk The Viable Landmass

  • @juanant0
    @juanant0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you ISP, really

  • @ok__________________
    @ok__________________ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Henlo

  • @cybertechmaser
    @cybertechmaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you might not be the best at uploading, but you are still better than valefisk's quiz show

  • @Pro-vw1qw
    @Pro-vw1qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your vids

  • @somerandommf12
    @somerandommf12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I don’t watch the video emperor isp gets mad

  • @klngnormie2813
    @klngnormie2813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    New video ahhhh yeahhhhh

  • @Shrankadoodle
    @Shrankadoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    we have been blessed

  • @The1cemanFiles
    @The1cemanFiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do another random meteor video!

  • @droptimistic
    @droptimistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey my dads back and he doesn’t have the belt this time!

  • @dapperbunch5029
    @dapperbunch5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also Banat at 300k in city skylines?

  • @leonolsenfjrtoft9288
    @leonolsenfjrtoft9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn funni video

  • @solider6693
    @solider6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from NZ and yes, we aren't on most maps xD

  • @DRAGONFLAIR2008
    @DRAGONFLAIR2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isp is 200000000000 in debt

  • @tartarlinks3162
    @tartarlinks3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Skyrim with Ugandan knuckles

  • @madlemur7942
    @madlemur7942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once he hits 300k he should do artillery only on hoi

  • @ethanos1637
    @ethanos1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this it whats gonna happen in October

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    double upload where both channels just have an existential crises about their failures to upload

  • @jordandelancey2787
    @jordandelancey2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bane. I see it now. Not saying it’s the same, just slightly similar

  • @nickolay7262
    @nickolay7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1 minute gang xd

  • @inferndragon
    @inferndragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every 5 minutes the world shrinks. Why not just make a map where it is just a giant mountain or something... Then make it so the water spawnage is at the corners of the map so you are trying to prevent the flooding without messing with the terrain at all... And see how long you survive. That way it is a fixed growth of water anyways. And there is no way you can survive in the end.

  • @a_human8489
    @a_human8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to : how to ruin your credit score in 1 day!

  • @dapperbunch5029
    @dapperbunch5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can hear the BAIN

  • @godkingdom4456
    @godkingdom4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most editing ive seen in a isp vid

  • @roryk101
    @roryk101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    McDonald's? I only know Big Bite

  • @Radioactive_Kiwi
    @Radioactive_Kiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What you say about new Zealand

  • @radogost1536
    @radogost1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EU4 ultimate guide?

  • @coolcats6380
    @coolcats6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bonjour My guy

  • @Le_Sino0w0
    @Le_Sino0w0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always imagine that the people in your Citys are prisoners send there to die

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your personality and way of presenting things are great an unique, if you branch out a little on youtube I'm sure your success would quadruple. Thanks for the content you crazy bastard™

  • @proventusavenicci3211
    @proventusavenicci3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISP YOU CANT JUST POST 2 VIDEOS IN WITH 30 MINUTES APART FROM EACH OTHER

    • @unskilledfoot5546
      @unskilledfoot5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doge Boge how dare you think he is the same person as his rival, isorrowproductions

  • @njord1697
    @njord1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quality over quantity❤