I "Accurately" Recreated America In Cities Skylines
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- Welcome back to Cities Skylines where today we have an incredibly accurate map of America! Which we are going to make... accurate. It's going to be terribly funny!
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Cities: Skylines is a city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area.
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A group of snowmen pledging their allegiance to the German flag whilst a tornado is tearing up a town is the most American thing I’ve seen
burger
If I burn a flag of the US and put it on TH-cam do you think I'll be canceled?
@@kurthendricks7028 is this a wokeness?
@@gideonmele1556 I don't know...I'd put a video of me setting myself on fire but then I'd deffs get canceled
@@kurthendricks7028 ugh, youtube these days. If you want to set yourself on fire, you should be able to. Autoimmolation rights, yo
I've never felt so seen. I live in Arizona and seeing someone build a waste dump here with "That's like Nevada or California or something, I don't know" is just excruciatingly accurate.
burger
Dude same, its nice to almost be represented
Welcome to New Vegas
same it sucks in Arizona
at least arizona isn’t fucking idaho
As an American, i can confirm there are 5 different fast food restaurants right next to each other.
burger
God bless America
Are there also 4 Big Bites right next to each other in America?
I love this because it is really true, a lot of fast food companies will end up next to each other since they’re always in high traffic areas.
Like down town, we got a long Johns silvers, a McDonald’s, a Taco Bell, dunken donuts, Starbucks, we’re getting a chipotle, god bless america
"Don't drink ocean water"
Clearly ISP has never been to Sonic©, it's the best drink they have there
Nah that's the cherry limeade, ocean water is second best tho
Sonic sucks ass, every time i been the meat patties are dry as hell, the onion rings taste like they where fried in oil after a carnaval used it, there drinks are pretty good tho
@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea no, the drive through restaurant, which was around long before sonic the hedgehog
@@imperialfront6366 what kinda sonic are you eating lol. All of the sonics that I've been to have some of the greasiest meat patties I've ever had
@@soni3608 lol what a lie, there meat patties are dryer then the sahara desert at noon
I like how he laughs about there being a KFC next to the McDonald’s, and I’m just sitting here like “Wait, you don’t do that outside America?”
Not enough fast food shops for that. Getting 2 fast food places in a city would be a lot, there just isn't that much demand
I lived in London and the fast food places are at least 1-3 miles apart from eachother
@@thatguy3421 woweee. Here, there are sometimes ONLY fast food restaurants for miles. Something like 2.3 million people don't have cars and don't live close to supermarkets, and a lot have to get meals at fast food restaurants
Lol, you are far gone i suppose
in america, you can go to a taco bell inside of a kfc.
There's something in hearing a British person talk in a terrible American accent, that just gives me a lot of joy.
Isn't He from belgium?
He isn't British
@@stephengayton5246 ye he's Danish
Ah, youre thinking about isorrowsproductions.
This is isp,
Come one, you can't have already forgotten the "Belgium lives matter" -shirt
As an American I take issue with this! We dump our sewage in New Jersey, not Nevada/California!
The sewage is sometimes produced in Nevada and California but it doesn’t leave
No we produce it in all 48 states
Though that is where we dump our nuclear sewage
New Jersey it's like Florida but less bud lite and alligator and more crack and gambling
and while burning things is very american we certainly don't burn our trash, we just put it in big piles.
It’s crazy how much your “Americans drive in straight lines” impression really hit the nail on the head
9:05 fun fact, ISP not knowing american geography has caused this sea to be filled with a lot of American tears. The resultant salt concentration has caused this great lake to be named the "Great Salt Lake".
Of Washington
American tears? Do they even know what geography is?
@@christianboi2142 Half the people here in the states can't name half of the states....
@@hotdogfingerz9674 My dude, ask an American which state Washington D.C. is in.
I’ve been to America twice and there are fast food places so I think this is a 10/10 representation
Yes
burger
b u n g e r
B U N G E R B U N G E G B U N G E R
im an American syndicalist (But i do support womens rights)
12:17 As an American I can indeed confirm that George Washington looked like a friendly potato
burger
@@ortherner B U R G E R
The Brits got their asses handed to them by potato Washington
im an American syndicalist (But i do support womens rights)
@@thetexangamer8383 OK?
Just as Washington Would've wanted. May He Live On with the Power of Christ in the great Washington Lake.
im an American syndicalist (But i do support womens rights)
As an American, I can confirm that this is extremely accurate..
Almost a little too much for a European..
There's an Murican in everybody, those who say otherwise are in denial
im an American syndicalist (But i do support womens rights)
It's bad that isp has to warn people not to drink sea water, its like in a way he's know someone who has done it
i mean americans are injecting horse dewormer into themselves rn so it's probably important advice all things considered
@@sharkestry1119 That's really misleading. I mean, I get you're just making a joke or whatever but there are many different uses for most medicines. There even was a nobel prize in medicine given to researchers who found uses for Ivermectin for treating malaria, and repurposing older drugs as well. The problem is that the media found the most outrageous sounding use of the drug (as a horse dewormer) and told everyone in big bold words IVERMECTIN = HORSE DRUG. Then people who heard that but still wanted to use it ended up buying actual horse paste (which is really the problem, its not the human dosage or delivery system). I know you were just making a joke, but I hope that it sheds light on the many different ways medicines can be used. And when fighting COVID we can use anything we can get.
sea water tastes good actually
very flavourful
@@David-bh7hs I like how you gloss over the fact that it is used to fight parasites and not viruses
@@hashbrowns26746 It can be used to fight viral infections too, that research about reusing older drugs for novel circumstances is literally what they received the Nobel prize for. If you want me to start dropping citations I can because obviously the news stations aren't doing that.
As a Californian, I have never seen a drop of water in my entire life. When we turn on our sinks, fire comes out.
The only place where the sky is orange even at noon!
Ah so that’s what ISP stands for, I thought it was something silly like IsorrowProductions
Same dude, we have all been played for fools
I thoung it was I Slavic productions
I thought it stood for I suck peen
T R E A S O N
@@spitfire7482 nah that's mountain general
I'm not going to lie. Driving down the highway in the US looks just like this. The KFC next to McDonald's sounded like it's supposed to be a joke, but thats possibly the most accurate thing in this video.
The star spangled banner is blasting at my backyard barbecue right now
So you are burning the flag.
@@thebronywiking nope.
@@weebscp0966 The Star Spangled Banner (as in the flag itself) is blasting (can be used as a term for on fire) at [your] backyard barbecue (the flag is on the grill) right now.
P.S. It's just a weird joke made by a swede late at night, don't take it seriously.
@@thebronywiking the just say joke and dont explain thanks bye
there is in fact a kfc next to a mcdonalds where i live
there’s also a white castle, wendy’s, and arby’s in the same area
burger
i have a mcdonalds a kfc dominos wendys subway chinese food place arbys all of those food places in a small area
Do we live in the same place lol
All hail the mighty Arby's
You lucky fuck all mine has is a Burger King McDonald’s and a sub way all of which are 3 miles away from each other
Yeah, the “5-10 fast food places right next to each other” is absolutely a thing in most towns here. More often than not, in fact.
Don't worry Mr.Isp I, as an American, do not drink water... Just Hotsauce
Pfp fits
I am quite sure therefore that you'll be reminded of the sewage outlets in the morning and every morning hereafter.
One of the best parts is that he said as a joke when he placed the McDonald’s and kfc right next to each other “is this accurate Americans?” But it’s completely true like literally in most towns you’ll find those
The German-Texan snowmen with a tornado in the background is much more accurate than you might originally be led to believe...
"Is that Nevada or California. I think its more of Nevada."
Me an Arizonian: Sure, we'll go with that.
all i know the sewage i dumped in Flagstaff goes down though Phoenix to lake Tucson
@@thiccnrich7963 *Laughs in Scottsdale superiority*
"Benjamin did what in France?!?"
This had me dying.
The multiple of 1 fast food place in very close proximity may be a joke but I have legitimately seen 3 Tim Hortons on 1 intersection in alberta
I live in America this is pretty accurate
Only in the citys
@@aaron1bob1aaron48 Yeah, the disasters and the Washington part are all accurate
Ah yes, the two continents
Impossible to have watched it all, lying
@@SuperGooner1 i just watched it all
"You want healthcare? You gotta pay for it" listen. I laughed and then started crying while still laughing. It's so true it hurts.
Watching this while drinking a Pop Soda
ISP: *Places down a Rocket center*
Meteor: “Not Today bish”
why did i have to scroll so far to see someone talk about the best part of the video.
@@avesun1244 idk lol, but thanks for the comment 😊
This is indeed 100% accurate. Also, the lake at 9:00 is real. It’s the Great Salt Lake in Utah, and it’s the last remnant of an even larger inland sea from dinosaur times
As all Americans know, all of the roads do come from and go into hell in the United States of Washington.
Honestly, I'm not even half way done and this feels way too accurate. I particularly cried at when the game said the health is low and ISP said "you gotta pay me to do that."
Other things I enjoy he got right
The sewage outlook pipe of Las Vegas
The over concentration of fast food establishments (let's be real, there are places in the U.S. with six fast food places setup right next to each other. And McDonald's less than a mile apart in suburban areas)
A highway accidentally becoming the St. Louis Arch (which let's be fair, if we could allow people to drive on it, we would).
Honestly, the suburb he starts with in the northeast is a good touch if not purely coincidental
Doing what he could to handle both police and crime issues in our country
The fact that despite we're such a large nation, you could nuke most of our land away from the seas and you'd only hit like 4 cities worth a damn (when he described it as stuffing your underwear with a sock)
Literally putting the oil and coal station for the toll booth (and then California too)
The notion that everything un-American (roundabouts, proper healthcare) is both socialist magic, and not approved by Jesus.
I will add more as I watch
Added:
Ignoring potentially significant issues in nuclear reactors (Washington Falls)
Drinking unsafe water (irl lead and such, in game was sewage water)
The Texas snow and... appreciation of mid 20th century Germany
Effectively the NSA
ISP's steam accouny is fucking great. We all tested it on livestream, you have to be careful though, it can crash shitty computers.
Nice pfp he looks ripped
"Big lady with a torch and a prison...america" LMAO that's accurate asf
ISP, you make my day with your videos. They are funny and well created. Keep making them.
Glad you like them!
@@ISP I think you have much better content when you don't play hoi4 you probably still hate it
@@rarrar234 I personally love the HOI4, but I do understand the pain of A-Z lol
@@ISP That's probably the most serious thing I've ever seen you say
ISP, I just want you to know that before The Colonel started KFC, he ran a Shell gas station that he served his chicken out of, and he and some Shell employees once got into a gunfight with a rival local gas station due to a sign that had been painted over, during which one of the men was killed
As a Texan I can confirm we get lots of snow and pledge allegiance to Germany.
The roads are the wrong way round, cars should’ve been driving on the wrong side.
burger
I think youean the right side it is literally the right side can't be more right that that
Pretty sure British people only drive on the Left because they don't want any foreign cars
@@partylizard8343 As the only British car manufactures are 2-seater roadsters (with only a small percentage having optional, removable pvc roofs) and the weather's world renowned for its awfulness, I don't believe your statement to be true.
@@ChrispyNutwho will win, British people's hatred for the weather, or their hatred for the French
As an American, I’m expecting good things from you
Ok
burger
@@ortherner burger
@@prodbynokken burger
@@tipsgamez4447 burger
Love how every third car is Lada
I have actually seen a KFC next to a MacDonald's before. Funnily enough it was in the UK.
More common in america though, most fast food restaurants I see are just in the middle of nowhere as people wouldn't eat it otherwise
@@goopguy548 I've never been to the US before, so I didn't know that. Thanks for the info.
Well, why put McDonalds where fat people aren't, much better to put where they already are...... where all the fast food outlets are.
the endless line of police cars honest to god had me laughing for a minute straight
I love how the moment SpaceX gets built it gets fucking smited
16:32 Thanks for paying homage to the Hill Country, Gravy Father!
The South ain't Southern enough. You forgot about the oil, fried chicken, calling every soda coke, big trucks, and a zillion gun stores.
The Bay of Pigs reference was a nice touch, lmfao
Three minutes in. Your fast food restaurant placement is entirely accurate.
In my town there used to be a section we affectionately referred to as the "McTaco Hut", sadly the Pizza Hut closed down and the McTaco Bell just doesn't have the same ring to it.
In Reading (which is a city in the UK, btw), there was a MacDonald's next to a KFC, next to a Pizza hut. There's a Costa Coffee near them too, and a Burger King across the street from the rest of them. Funnily enough, the Pizza Hut closed down there as well.
@@thescooshinator Eh, they stopped being good after the 90's.
I hate how accurate you are, I absolutely love it.
This is very accurate... too accurate
Amazing documentary, looking forwardto ISP's filmmaking career.
Some of these jokes really were more accurate than I think they were intended to be.
5:03-5:14 as an American I am so proud someone is finally representing our infrastructure well.
As an American I can confirm that the health care is completely accurate
That south is completely inaccurate....
There wasnt a SINGLE church or gun store anywhere
3:34
Yes. There actually is. They share a parking lot.
The US actually doesn't have many police officers per Capita, it's one of the reasons the mentality of being "Under Siege" is so prevelant amongst police.
As an America I can confirm this by far the most accurate American map ever!
Legitimately can't think of many inaccuracies in this video
As an American I’m offended. It’s not KFC next to McDonald’s, it’s a KFC Taco Bell hybrid store next to a McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and an urgent care to nurse that heart attack afterwards
this is unironically extremely accurate. i have 7 fast food restaurants right outside my neighborhood
I heard of this fun new game called Hoi4, have you tried it?
"Theres Just this Random Lake Here, Im Assuming Its called *_Lake Washington_* "
I Died at that Point Lol 🤣🤣🤣8:56
4:45 When the president rolls up in your town
God bless America
"The I stands for incompetence, the S for sexy, and the p for pain." Hmm, the first one may need a bit of tweaking for the acronym to work.
The best thing to do when there's a blackout is to increase the police budget.
you nailed it with the fast food places being clustered together.
16:43 I’m pretty sure there’s some German culture in certain areas of Texas. So close enough.
The Mcdonald's next to the KFC is actually pretty accurate because where I live they have pretty much all of the fast food restaurants on one street right next to each other, so good job ISP
Haven't watched the video, but I predict there will be a "No healthcare" joke, and he won't build an hospitals
Yeah, there was
There is actually a lot of germans in texas so that's actually surprisingly accurate
Love the content.
burger
18:39 was the funniest coincidence i've seen in a while
*Meteor Hit Straight To The Elon Musk Rocket*
I was about to suggest you recreate the middle east but while a dumpster fire is interesting for the first few seconds it's not enough for a 10-20 minute video
Then again he did just make America
In the city near my town there is a Taco Bell, McDonalds, Arby’s, and KFC all on the same street next to each other.
3 Minutes ago uploaded
Me : *So anyways my hand started blasting at that Play Button*
burger
I can confirm as an American, this is as acurate as the metric system. When I drive down the street I pass a mental hospital, missile defense agency and three Dunkin Donuts(as well as other chains restaurants *Mcdonalds*)
didn't give each of your citizens 10 assault rifles, 0/10 for accuracy
This is accurate, in my relatively small town there was a Wendy’s, Burger King, McDonalds, and a Taco Bell all in walking distance of one another.
The rise of capitalism baby!
10:42 what do you mean Elon musk, that's clearly Jeremy Clarkson in his p45!
Thank god, i dont have to go to america now. I just need to watch this to get the full obesity experience
burger
@@ortherner border
Im not american but i have a kfc, macdonalds, a burger king and now taco bell on the same block.
Noice
im your biggest fan
@@reidbrookins7787 communism is the best thing in the world baby
"Am I doing you proud, America?"
You need a Cabella's and more parking lots.
Never been so glad to hear talk about ignoring us Canadians
this is a close recreation, but there is a lack of parking lots taking up 700000000000000000000000000% of these united states area
Huzzah! Michigan Stands Untouched!
You could have put the sewage system on the Mississippi River and call it the Pississippi River😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fast food restaurants next to each other is sadly very true
Also the sewage should have been dumped directly at the mouth of the Mississippi
source: South Louisianian
As an American, I can confirm the KFC being right next to a McDonald’s.
at 1:41 the pop up says the guys name is Charles mason should I be scared?
I saw a MacDonalds, KFC and a Hungry Jack’s all next to each other right across from a school and orthodontist
I wanted the Soviet Union to come back after that
In America, we don’t know what bike lanes are, so why are there some on Washington island in Washington lake in Washington county in the state of Washington?
I saw that crime problem ISP. Congrats on making Baltimore!
ISP’s accent always makes me think he is sitting around a fireplace puffing on a pipe with his silk robe on & monocle 🧐
7:10 ish, we do have roundabouts though, just sparingly
Sidenote: they are kind of terrifying, i keep thinking my car will break and it will shoot off straight, slamming into oncoming traffic
9:00 That's the Great Salt Lake.
Lost the opportunity to build a wall at the border with Mexico