Try putting 3+ on one unit it’s op. It does a percentage of their health not a set damage making them have the potential to win any fight as long as they get a hit
@@diamondpotatogaming5065 true. I think it comes down to culture, region, and nationality. Although, some other words like it have other ways of saying it. Like ‘octopodes’
Hey Sauce, I’ve just rewatched your FNaF Sister Location play through, and I’m still upset that you didn’t do the secret ending. It’s probably pointless now, 4 years later, but I’m really sad it never happened. That would have been an amazing video. Btw, I love tabs videos. Keep doing them
@@Ethan_Whitlock 1. etienne le roi was talking about FNAF, not TABS horses. 2. You can clearly see several horses kill units. 3. I've never been whooshed before and I don't want my first to be about something I'm right about. 4. The only place he mentioned TABS was the very last two sentences of his comment.
A literal conversation I had 5 minutes ago: “What was your favorite part of the day?” “I don’t know.” “I’ll get you started. Today I watched a video on TH-cam about...” “Do you really want to know my answer to that question?” “If you have one.” “Favorite video today was about a horse armed with a mini gun ... a RUBBER horse with a mini gun.”
“Before some smartass tells me in the comments that ‘Horse’ Isn’t an adjective...” cannot believe you needed to say that, we watch these videos for horseiness, or horseyness, or horsiness, or however Totally Accurate Grammar Simulator spells it
TABS is the true showcase of how good a comedian Cap is, because literally ANYthing can happen in this game, and he somehow spins it into a funny joke, Absolute Legemd
If I had tabs I’d make a unit called: Rided-rider being rided by a riding-rider (A rider riding a Minotaur that’s riding a raptor that’s riding a horse that’s riding a tank)
@@radishstew I've never understood why they haven't added any other kinds of base for our custom units, there are so many things I want to make that are riding a horse that I just can't!
Hey cap,if u are struggling to make Ur big unit such as godzira,u can try downloading Godzilla from the unit creator.im sure there is a couple out there.also try the samurai giant Vs a ballista,I think u'll either be suprised or satisfied,or both.Thx for reading.
11:38 Well Sauce, I made a Godzilla unit about the size of an Ice Giant and it worked fine other than falling over once or twice. I don't think the AI can comprehend what to do when its that big.
Captain size thank you for bringing back the razor tank it is literally one of my favorite units also I love how it’s like a Beyblade in it just spins around oh and also thank you for bringing back horse made the church of the wobbly horse be with us.
I made a small TABSilla and the size is possibly why it falls over (from what I experimented on) and plus it works perfectly fine. Should I upload it? Edit: I added 2 extra larger TABSilla’s to show the differences Edit 2: Also congrats on 2 mil subs!
"The grossest unit I've ever seen"
Really? Not the literal "human centipede"?
Or the ‘male standard’
Sure, that’s totally what every guy wants to look like.
the horse stampede is basically the centipede but facing the other way and is a horse
Centwarpede cavalry
OH OH human centipede from UEBS?
I got flashbacks to the movie whyyyy
"Armed horse" is like the deer in deeeer simulator but it's a horse
HOOOOOOORSE SIMULATER
im getting ptsd
@@zsx-tu9bz o nooooooo
No shit Sherlock
@@loljay3281 You know if you're were going to be rude you could have just not replied.
More game breaking psycho horses, this will be good
MtnDew
when i read this comment the only thing that went through my mind is "wow thats quite a name"
Hmm fuck
Yesssssssssssssssssir
We shall take Jerusalem
Sauce: I'm done with this game
*Later*
Sauce: I love this game.
That was what I was about to say in the comments
There are a few games where he says one moment how he loves the game, then a bit later says how much he hates it. XD
Cap: there`s something scary about a standing horse throwing haymakers. A couple episodes a go: I work a horse would get up and throw haymakers.
The Coke cheerleader and the Pepsi cheerleader: the most ambitious crossover in history
vghuiuhhu
xdghhf
I thought that said “choke”
@Egg T you mean Godzirra
The Satanist and the ×Christians× : the best religion(s).
I Love captain sauce, when ever I'm sad I come here for laughs and joy this channel has been my savoir
Me to
Same _.
Mee to brother
Me too
Same
The horse that broke tabs?
So literally every horse in tabs
Yes, indeed
Cool so horses are people now
Y’all afraid to like because someone will like 69 lol
So I am literally the foundation
@@Anonymous-eh3bt bit too late
Sauce: “It’s not everyday you see horses riding horses”
Me: “you don’t own male and female horses do you”
Oh...no...
Cap doesnt own ANY horses but he has a dog
I've seen dogs ride dogs
Oh no.....
What do u look at
@@elitegamer-mw5ky
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New notification
"The Horse that broke TABS"
Me: huh... ThAt'S sOuNdS nOrMaL
Considering its Cap yeah
It’s “Thats” not “that’s”
@SS Samson actually it’s neither
@@sssamson1768 It’s actually “that”
Very normal
Upright horse: *exists and is throwing haymakers*
Sauce: *disgusted by it*
Didn’t you ask for this when the Calvary came out
Yea he did
Yes
Who needs papsi man if you got pepsi girl
That's what I said
@@weshuiz1325 what?
CaptainSauce quote of the day:
“...Which is the equivalent of me riding into battle on a cheese steak.”
Nice pfp
Sauce: Let's throw horses into a blade spinning abomination
*YOS*
Ahh, yes
MtnDew
@Egg T ty
@Egg T mans best blender ingredient
"Go ahead and fall over, and show us that soft spot on the top of your head where your mom dropped you"
Damn, Cap
Captain sauce: doesn't know hurricane slash
Me: *visible frustration*
Yeeeees
santoryu: Shishisonson
Try putting 3+ on one unit it’s op. It does a percentage of their health not a set damage making them have the potential to win any fight as long as they get a hit
ikr
I'm randomly telling this to you but thor blocked cannon fire not with deflection no but he used his hammer and the cannonballs broke on impact
Horse: *Exists*
Captainsauce: ALLL HAIL THE CHURCH OF THE WOBBLY HORSE
Ik
"is this some kind of weird-"
Me: mating ritual?
"mating ritual?"
Me: ha, knew it.
Lol
I thought it was a mating dance too
Lol
Later they bang
sauce: wishes horses would stand up and throw hoof filled haymakers
workshop: wish granted
“I kinda wanted that to last a little longer, but short and sweet works”
Please tell me that’s not just me having a dirty mind
I thought that too.
Thats what she said
16:40 is worse I am pretty sure
"Its not every day you see a horse riding a horse"
Horse breeders: am I a joke to you
"If you take a prehistoric warrior and put them on a horse back, you can fire magical balista bolts from your butthole"
*Wise words from a wise man*
Haha
Mr.Modern cat what’s it’s like to only be useful at lvl 50 and only be a tier 2 meat sheild
Nugget.
@@jimbothetimbo6790 >:0
“It would be like me riding in to battle on a cheese steak”
-Captain Sauce 2021
MtnDew
Someone make fanart of Cap riding on a cheese steak.
Better that than an eggplant
@Egg T ikr
the cheese steak needs ketchup
With horses riding each other, I'd expect some sort of joke about that in the intro.
Fellow pug.
yeah like cmon sauce its what youre known for
remember when cap said when the rider dies I want the horse get up on two feet and throw haymakers
Don’t dislike the vid anymore, it’s to perfect.
So true
Too*
Upcoming game: _"Totally Accurate Grammar_
_Simulator"_ *(T.A.G.S)*
*Captain Sauce's worst enemy!*
@Egg T correct!
Yeah. Especially Hearn he said ‘cactuses’ for 6 episodes.
@@ggitggud8242 cacti and cactuses are both correct
#########
@@diamondpotatogaming5065 true. I think it comes down to culture, region, and nationality. Although, some other words like it have other ways of saying it. Like ‘octopodes’
"What happens when the rider falls in love with the ridee?"
bestiality
That rhymed.
@@puggyboy694 uncomfortably decently, too.
@@puggyboy694 pugs unite
I did not realize this rhymed but it makes it even better
@@PugnaciousProductions There is another pug here named Pugz.
Hey Sauce, I’ve just rewatched your FNaF Sister Location play through, and I’m still upset that you didn’t do the secret ending. It’s probably pointless now, 4 years later, but I’m really sad it never happened. That would have been an amazing video.
Btw, I love tabs videos. Keep doing them
@Egg T how is that related at all to what he said?
@@Donke267 you cant see? give me 2 reasons why shod not r/woooos
@@Ethan_Whitlock 1. etienne le roi was talking about FNAF, not TABS horses. 2. You can clearly see several horses kill units. 3. I've never been whooshed before and I don't want my first to be about something I'm right about. 4. The only place he mentioned TABS was the very last two sentences of his comment.
@@Donke267 @no_one_cares
ok i said 2 not 4 but... ok and sorry
Who else gets a big smile on their face when captain sauce uploads a video, especially TABS? 2:58 I said “Is this a mating dance?” as a joke.
A literal conversation I had 5 minutes ago:
“What was your favorite part of the day?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’ll get you started. Today I watched a video on TH-cam about...”
“Do you really want to know my answer to that question?”
“If you have one.”
“Favorite video today was about a horse armed with a mini gun ... a RUBBER horse with a mini gun.”
All the wobbly horses! Depends whether this is a nightmare or not, it’s still truly a sight to see!
It's totally accurate because who in the world will not get trample over by a horse.
Omg so trye
Yeah
“It’s body is made of rubber and it’s knees are made of concentrated madness” Captain sauce 2021
When you watch the cap when taking a "bathroom intermission"
@Egg T what
that ability is the "hurricane slash" which is shoguns new ability
Alternative titles: “Totally Accurate Horse Simulator” and “Hooorse Simulator”
JUAN simulation
@@tuguldurm9302 TAJS isn't that catchy sadly
@@tuguldurm9302 how he get up there 😳
TAHS
I think Totally Wobbly Horse Simulator is more fitting
When the tank gets knives you know you’re in for a treat
You're*
@@hughmann5143 ok, I’ll edit it, thanks for the heads up
I think that tank slept with a blender
@@cleavethecantalope4728 on steroids
TheBlackCrater oh yes
"Oh no, the wibble wobble!"
"I called it!"
LMAO
Where is sauce cat
@Egg T oh god
Meow
@Archer Crowe ayo wtf meow
I love you captainsauce. You make me feel better. When I'm sad and I watch you make me feel great
Didn't captainsauce want a horse that stands on its two feet throwing hoofs when the rider died.
Yeah but I think that's more the horse having 4 legs and then standing up and not... whatever that THING is
Captain sauce: I hate this game...
Captain sauce two minutes later: I love this game...
Captainsauce: Horse
Me: yes
“Before some smartass tells me in the comments that ‘Horse’ Isn’t an adjective...” cannot believe you needed to say that, we watch these videos for horseiness, or horseyness, or horsiness, or however Totally Accurate Grammar Simulator spells it
“I wish it would have lasted a little longer” that’s what she said
He?
That what I was gonna say
@Egg T what
He and She said
I looked for this comment bc that’s exactly what I thought 😂
TABS is the true showcase of how good a comedian Cap is, because literally ANYthing can happen in this game, and he somehow spins it into a funny joke, Absolute Legemd
Sauce :
"I'm done with this game !"
Sauce 5 minutes later :
"I love this game !"
If I had tabs I’d make a unit called:
Rided-rider being rided by a riding-rider
(A rider riding a Minotaur that’s riding a raptor that’s riding a horse that’s riding a tank)
Oof
You cannot do that you can only stack 2 units on top of eachother
Sadly, you can only use Wobblers, Stiffies, & Halflings.
@@radishstew I've never understood why they haven't added any other kinds of base for our custom units, there are so many things I want to make that are riding a horse that I just can't!
@@masterofdoots5965 Yeah, I wanna make a giant with the ice giant base, but I can't
I dont know what this video even is- but i love this channel more than life itself ✋💀
i can relate
The "magic ballista bolts" are actually Artemis's special ability.
I feel like I need to pick my jaw up from the floor from pure shock and laughter XD
This has got to be my favorite TABS episode by far!
The trick is the horses are taken to the glue factory before they are born
“Wannabe horse”
So a centaur
That's a half horse
It's more a reverse horse rider.
I miss watching this guys videos, his voice never changed :>
@Egg T are u on drugs
@@kylerucinski9171 I feel like he/she is.
@@jaypran4409 same
Me: see’s 97 dislikes
Also me: Captain does not deserve dislikes he is to awsome.
Too*
Flashback to when cap said he wanted to get up on two legs and start throwing punches once the rider died
“I get the feeling the horse is a master at blowing it’s load” ~CaptainSauce, 2021 (16:36)
I already know I’m going to live this
i have idea. dead-eye on horse the non-missing almost unhittable combo
*O H G O D*
So op
17:57 this is a renaissance painting
Who remembers that cap wanted the horse to realise it got know rider and start hooking hoof filled haymaker
That's exactly what the wannabe horse is
"I wanted that to last longer" that's what she said.
"Short and sweet" that's what she didn't say!
Technically speaking "hoarse" is an adjective
Hoarse: She couldn't talk because her throat was very hoarse
HORSE
Ik
HoRsE
The anime slash is one of the shogun’s abilities
It’s actually kind of op now
I kind of wanted that to last longer but short and sweet works
-tomato Canadian superhero guy
1:13 “it’s knees are made of concentrated madness” is a hilarious quote
I remember how captainsauce wanted to see the horses throw haymakers back then and now that wish is granted
"hoRSe isN'T a adJEtivE"
adjective*
an*
horsey*
Anyone know how to get things like the DaVinci tank body, or the wobbly horse for the unit creator?
I wish. I would make the most screwed up sh##
I might have a solution to Godzira and Tabzilla, give them the hover ability.
Smart
Sauce when describing a unit on his team: 1:34
Sauce when describing an enemy unit: All he has is a bucket on his head!
Wow, that's weird. I was just enjoying this CaptainSauce video and then noticed his shirt was a very nice shade of green. Nice shirt bro.
Today is my birthday and I've just noticed that cap has reached 2 million subs this is a win win 🎉
Happy birthday 🎊🎂
"Evolution is truly a Majestic thing" -Captainsauce the horse biologist 2021
Hey cap,if u are struggling to make Ur big unit such as godzira,u can try downloading Godzilla from the unit creator.im sure there is a couple out there.also try the samurai giant Vs a ballista,I think u'll either be suprised or satisfied,or both.Thx for reading.
11:38 Well Sauce, I made a Godzilla unit about the size of an Ice Giant and it worked fine other than falling over once or twice. I don't think the AI can comprehend what to do when its that big.
I just realised ive been watching this channel since he had the red background which must be like 4 years now. Nice to see him doing so well
Hey sauce, I’ve been loving the videos recently!
I got an add for Aldi’s that said “Hold your horses” I shit you not
I think i lose a brain cell every time I see tabs
That’s the point
Looks like I don't have any brain cells anymore
I lose 42069 brain cells each time
"horse hell" : do 30 armed horses and 20 chariots
1. horse isn’t an adjective
2. this is totally accurate grammar simulator
3. I’m doing this to simply mess with everyone here
Captain sauce: it’s not everyday you see a horse riding another horse
Me: unless it’s mating season
The ball n chain can now turn into a tornado
Has anyone heard of the tv show called mr. ED it's an old show.
More people do need to know this show...
is this some kinda secret code
A horse is a horse of course, of course.
Captainsause: maybe we could use some love
The raptor and horse on the bottom: already done
Captain size thank you for bringing back the razor tank it is literally one of my favorite units also I love how it’s like a Beyblade in it just spins around oh and also thank you for bringing back horse made the church of the wobbly horse be with us.
me: horse isn't an adjective
also me: yeah it isn't totally accurate grammer simulator, goes to delete comment
Get your before 1 hour ticket here.
But potato master, pretty sure Cap gets money whenever we comment so it’s not used enough
@@potatomaster7482 I apologise then, I have seen others telling people to comment, like, and subscribe I’m not sure why.
Try making a unit called avatar copyright: tornados fire balls and elements or a avatar horse.
How have i not watched this video before? This is a chaos masterpeace
Cap:"i get the feeling that the horse is a master at... blowing its load". Me: time to quote🤣
Why does everyone go to the comments first.
Because we do
@@calebwalker1724 Fair point
captain sauce is my favorite youtuber by-far, I just can't stop watching
I made a small TABSilla and the size is possibly why it falls over (from what I experimented on) and plus it works perfectly fine. Should I upload it?
Edit: I added 2 extra larger TABSilla’s to show the differences
Edit 2: Also congrats on 2 mil subs!
No one:
Hobbits:K I L L M E C U T M E
Phil swift:that’s a lot of damage!!! Captain sauce: that’s a lot of explosions!!
The Stalingrad 5 mod got updated, there are multiple units that switch weapons and the centaur finally works
3:23 They really missed out on the ‘Captain Saucer’ pun right there
This horse: in a fucking war field
Also this horse: oh hey guys sorry I’m late to the family zoom call
17:50
War horse
Dont you mean battle field
@@rz__bomber5573 no I mean war field because that is a entire war behind him
The "anime slice" is the new ability from the Shogun!
"I kinda wanted that to last a little longer" that's what she said