Well it gets tricky. People that are divorced or widowed & then marry again usually refer to themselves as "remarried" in casual conversation to indicate they were married before, it legally ended, & now there is a new marriage. However if you mention the ex partner in the same sentence/conversation it does sound like you're saying you married the same person again. Technically by strict definition of the word you're right, but it's easier to say than "married again to someone else". So you have to be careful if you use it to make sure there's no way it can be confused. Typically in writing it's best to go only by strict definition of the word, even if you do sound a bit wordy as a result. Best to be extra clear just in case.
the lack of communication in those stories up to a point where neither your husband nor your relatives know what job you have always amazes me. Do these people NEVER talk to each other?!
Hey Lucas you two are divorced who cares what she does after that???? Why would anyone want anything to do with you? But hey keep pushing and see what happens
He thinks because she was married to him _once_ that makes her his property even after the marriage ended. Therefor, she cheated in his warped little mimd.
Actually in the original story the line was "she can't keep her panties on " if you think about it that line would make sense with Elena's statement about getting help with fitted clothes
I met a few very self centered people in my life and you wouldn't believe to which weird conclusions they come being too egocentric to see anything without thinking it has to do with themselves.
He thought she was trying to baby trap him because in his mind there could not possibly be another man in her life and he knew he had not been with her so it had to be a lie I have unfortunately been in a relationship with someone like this in the past and yes they really do think like this
Always SAY NO and be *very firm* about it. Don't say, "I can't, " say, "I WON'T. I have too many things to do than watch someone else's children." If they insist, ket them know RIGHT OFF that you WILL call the cops abd let them know the kids were ABANDONED by their 'parent'. Then, if they proceed, DO IT.
if my sis stole my hubby & then had the balls to invite me to their wedding to give a speech, id get all dressed to the max, go to the venue & just tell EVERYONE how i helped my sis get a hubby by letting her steal mine, then leave with ALL their money due to me suing them both so badly, they HAVE to sell the house!! xD
After the first message exchanged, I'd be screenshoting everything and use them in a post with the line "this man stalks my social media enough to learn I'm pregnant but not enough to learn I've remarried apparently."
Unfortunately the last story is similar to recent news. Mother went on a 10 day vacation and left toddler home alone. Toddler is in heaven now. Poor child. Some people are pure evil 👿
I can't believe that Lucas thought Julia was trying to get back with him from a post on social media after 5 years of divorce, even though she's married to a different man. Didn't he look through the previous posts, ask around or listen to her friend at the reunion before accusing her of something? Lucas is giving Julia to demand compensation for the crap that he was spewing online.
Anyone that tells you to "watch your back." CALL THE POLICE! That is a direct threat. Whether they mean it or not. Caroline needs to be sued into oblivion.
I think Susan is really the eldest sister and Caroline being the baby because she lacks maturity and acts like a child . I have never seen a role reversal, but this one, takes the cake.
Julia to Lucas: “… take some aspirin, sit back and think …” - Aspirin isn’t going to help. Lucas needs LARGE doses of *_strong_* anti-psychotic drugs, and maybe tranquilizers, too. 💊💊💊
You would think that if Lucas saw Julia's social media post about her being pregnant, he would've also seen the ones about her getting remarried. They got divorced and five years passed without any contact between the two of them, why would he assume that she was still into him and lying about getting pregnant to get him back? Why wouldn't he have figured that after five years with no contact, she had already moved on and found someone else? I guess he really was just that stupid, I wonder how the Hell he managed to make it all the way to adulthood with a mindset like that. Was Darwinism just on a coffee break while this guy was around?
Lol the second story is a true example of a sheltered life. Her hearing the other girls say one was a whore in not so nice words. She in turn offers help with clothes to fix said problem she over heard. An example of what money can do lol.
I love these stories but jenny David and James' voices are weird they sound so unnatural, especially the last part but the rest was soo entertaining...
The one with the remote position. I wish people would realize that remote work does not mean automatic free babysitting. Working home is like working in the office! This has to stop!
What is it with the awful voices!? Either they are yelling when yelling isn't called for, or are talking in an annoying breathless manner when that's not called for either.🙄
does Jenny not realise that Davids mom didnt spend ALL that money & be a control freak like herself & David STILL got into the same posh school despite it all? PROOF that it doesnt matter how much you spend or how much of a control FREAK you are with your kid, its all about the kids upbringing....sigh, poor James, i REALLY hope he cut her off asap for all the crap she forced him through, threatening to KICK him OUT if he fails >:-( trashy parent.
Wow, Jenny has no clue, huh? You CAN be academically successful and have a balanced, happy life. I feel sorry for Jenny's kid~~having a psychotic skave~driver for a mother would cause a child to very quickly burn out and turn to drugs snd alcohol to deal with the insane stress. Jenny should be jailed for child abuse!
Probably Asian, as most of these are written by Japanese or India writers. If she was Japanese or Indian she would most likely speak english as a second language, and being educated in the UK is also a possibility.
2nd story,being surrounded by men to improve yourself,prove yourself as a slut,walks round with a matress on her back incase she meets someone she knows,can trip up a man and be underneath before he hits the ground,
If she wanted me to come to the thievery of a sister who took. my husband, and they then trun around and invited me to the wedding, shoot I would have gone and give them speech of their life time
"Your kids weren't at my front door. I don't know what you have going on, but you better figure out where they are. This is none of my business. " Oh, but this wouldn't aline with the bs filler you obnoxiously add.
My mom used to tell me that "Hate" is a strong word so I dont normally use it but I hate the way Jenny is talking and acting. I tend to stay away and ignore that type of person. Theres a resident here where I live at that talks all big, acts all high and mighty, even compares his life experiences to gain the higher ground. Example: Me: "omg it's way too hot for me out here!" Him: "Well at least you didnt live in Arizona! Lol" he would always go one step higher to end any conversation and make it about him. I've just learned to ignore him.
LMAO Jane abandoned her kids to a stranger, call the police and DSS/CPS. I hope they lock up Jane for her criminal behavior, her abandoning her kids to go have an affair. Looks like Jane's husband will be divorcing her and getting full custody with child support and alimony compensation and restitution.
"That Place"? That's the name of a gay bar in the city near me lol. I used to work in a call center next door, and get drinks with my gay coworkers afterwards. Always had a blast, even being straight. I could never have drank all the drinks guys tried to buy me. I'd have died of alcohol poisoning twice a night every night.
Whenever anyone responds to their ex with "I forgot to block you," they should be *immediately* following it up with "I'll do it right now," and then block them. At once. Sending "what do you want?" instead is just stupid.
Jenny: you gotta come home now, you can and you also have the gall to turn off your phone, time to call the cops. In this kind of situation that should be the first thing you always do. Don't waste time doing anything else.
"I'll take care of it!"
Music to mine ears!
Finally a normal husband! 😂
"Loose woman" 😂 the SHADE 😂😂😂
Jane is such an intelligent conversationalist. "What? No? Huh? What? Huh? rinse and repeat.....
You can't remarry someone you've never been married to before.
❤
Well it gets tricky. People that are divorced or widowed & then marry again usually refer to themselves as "remarried" in casual conversation to indicate they were married before, it legally ended, & now there is a new marriage. However if you mention the ex partner in the same sentence/conversation it does sound like you're saying you married the same person again. Technically by strict definition of the word you're right, but it's easier to say than "married again to someone else". So you have to be careful if you use it to make sure there's no way it can be confused. Typically in writing it's best to go only by strict definition of the word, even if you do sound a bit wordy as a result. Best to be extra clear just in case.
@@tamarasmith9060
Sorry to be picky about that 😬
I did remarry my first husband 😂
Getting re-married means simply getting married again. YW
Drinking game! Take a shot every time Jane gasps "What??" 😅
I kind of need my liver
@@annabelfazukimi7902i think mine is trying to tell me “don’t even think about it”
@@Allantitan pfffft XD
the lack of communication in those stories up to a point where neither your husband nor your relatives know what job you have always amazes me. Do these people NEVER talk to each other?!
😂apparently not😅
In this case I doubt her sister's a theif of bfs/ husbands and the parents let her get away with it.
If they do but most like just gossip or spread their misconception.
Some to a point of stupidity...a husband doesnt know that his wife is registered nurse not a receptionist? Such bull
Talking doesn’t work if the other person never listens. Like Lucas doesn’t listen to Julia. 🙉
It's just poetic justice for Hillary to get called out on her petty shallowness
Elena is straight Savage and Petty 😂😂
Wow lucas, a tad delusional... And a cheater, and a continuous cheater, this guy takes no responsibility for his own ingnorant actions....
Hey Lucas you two are divorced who cares what she does after that????
Why would anyone want anything to do with you? But hey keep pushing and see what happens
Hey Lucas, why do you think your ex put her life on hold after you divorced?
@@barbarajoyce6424cause in his mind he is the only guy in the world
He thinks because she was married to him _once_ that makes her his property even after the marriage ended. Therefor, she cheated in his warped little mimd.
Elena is a such pure hearted woman.
I loved her... and the best part was that she was sincere about wanting to help the "loose woman" get better clothes.
Actually in the original story the line was "she can't keep her panties on " if you think about it that line would make sense with Elena's statement about getting help with fitted clothes
How does getting pregnant mean you want to get back with your ex? Makes no sense.
When it started I was thinking the guy was upset because he was shooting blanks and blamed the ex-wife.
I met a few very self centered people in my life and you wouldn't believe to which weird conclusions they come being too egocentric to see anything without thinking it has to do with themselves.
@@lilalaune4202 add to that being a narcissistic misogynistic POS
Delusion
He thought she was trying to baby trap him because in his mind there could not possibly be another man in her life and he knew he had not been with her so it had to be a lie I have unfortunately been in a relationship with someone like this in the past and yes they really do think like this
Always SAY NO and be *very firm* about it. Don't say, "I can't, " say, "I WON'T. I have too many things to do than watch someone else's children." If they insist, ket them know RIGHT OFF that you WILL call the cops abd let them know the kids were ABANDONED by their 'parent'. Then, if they proceed, DO IT.
if my sis stole my hubby & then had the balls to invite me to their wedding to give a speech, id get all dressed to the max, go to the venue & just tell EVERYONE how i helped my sis get a hubby by letting her steal mine, then leave with ALL their money due to me suing them both so badly, they HAVE to sell the house!! xD
Bravo 👏👏👌
Lol. The perfect speech.
I really like the 2nd Story, theres nothing malicious and no bad ending for anyone. Its refreshing
🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, that misunderstanding of “loose woman” was hilarious. So naive, but so kind and helpful, lol!
After the first message exchanged, I'd be screenshoting everything and use them in a post with the line "this man stalks my social media enough to learn I'm pregnant but not enough to learn I've remarried apparently."
Unfortunately the last story is similar to recent news. Mother went on a 10 day vacation and left toddler home alone. Toddler is in heaven now. Poor child. Some people are pure evil 👿
Omg! 😢😮😢
I can't believe that Lucas thought Julia was trying to get back with him from a post on social media after 5 years of divorce, even though she's married to a different man. Didn't he look through the previous posts, ask around or listen to her friend at the reunion before accusing her of something? Lucas is giving Julia to demand compensation for the crap that he was spewing online.
Nope. He seems the type to not pay attention then go of the rails with their fantasy.
Lucas should have minded his own business. Mia missed a REAL BULLET from a cheater and a liar.
So to sum up, Lucas is 1)delusional, 2)a cheater , 3) a gold digger, 4) irrationally angry and 5)extremely dumb.
Let’s add that the post was made for family and friends. A 3rd party ended up showing him the post. And his head is in his ass.
Of course Lucas didn’t research anything.
Why let the truth ruin a good delusion?
Jenny you're going to push your child until he cracks and resents you! There's a balance between academic and free time. Children need both.
She got the message after a while. Every parent makes mistakes; the key is to realize where you're going off track and correct them.
Nice, short n on point. Enjoyed them. Thanks.
Oh gosh, these stories are all so melodramatic. The stories sound like they were written for a middle school lit class.
My favourite- sister steals sister's husband then is surprised when relatives don't turn up for their wedding..... I wonder why
relatioves stated they wouldn't attend but she insisted they attend, so she thought they would... the delusion is strong int his one.
LOL stands for Laughing Out Loud. !!!
Anyone that tells you to "watch your back." CALL THE POLICE! That is a direct threat. Whether they mean it or not.
Caroline needs to be sued into oblivion.
I love the mom who got checked and let her son go to a different school and join soccer again ❤
I think Susan is really the eldest sister and Caroline being the baby because she lacks maturity and acts like a child . I have never seen a role reversal, but this one, takes the cake.
Spoiled/ Entitled older children often lack maturity. They've never been held accountable, something (I think) needed for growth.
Lmfao Lucas voice sounds like a Sesame Street character
😂😂😂😂 it was really dramatic haha!
Lol... yes he does.
Omg listen to Etra Chan Saw it and you hear the guys voice sounds similar lol
First: Old story, new voices.
Going around with a bunch of guys doesn't enhance your beauty but it would enhance your reputation, by a lot more and not positively either.
Julia to Lucas:
“… take some aspirin, sit back and think …”
- Aspirin isn’t going to help. Lucas needs LARGE doses of *_strong_* anti-psychotic drugs, and maybe tranquilizers, too. 💊💊💊
You would think that if Lucas saw Julia's social media post about her being pregnant, he would've also seen the ones about her getting remarried.
They got divorced and five years passed without any contact between the two of them, why would he assume that she was still into him and lying about getting pregnant to get him back?
Why wouldn't he have figured that after five years with no contact, she had already moved on and found someone else?
I guess he really was just that stupid, I wonder how the Hell he managed to make it all the way to adulthood with a mindset like that. Was Darwinism just on a coffee break while this guy was around?
well, he hasn't reproduced so, he could still achieve a Darwin Award.
He is a narcissist. Narcissists are like that. They think the world revolves around them.
because it is fiction
Lol the second story is a true example of a sheltered life. Her hearing the other girls say one was a whore in not so nice words. She in turn offers help with clothes to fix said problem she over heard. An example of what money can do lol.
Glad that James and Jenny were able le to fix their relationship
I love when these doofuses realize that the wife isn’t broke. I imagine it’s the best surprised pikachu face.
I love these stories but jenny David and James' voices are weird they sound so unnatural, especially the last part but the rest was soo entertaining...
The one with the remote position. I wish people would realize that remote work does not mean automatic free babysitting. Working home is like working in the office! This has to stop!
Love these two characters
I like bobs voice in the last one. Its kinda a cross between homer simpson and peter griffin. 😂
hahahaha stoopid Lucas xD
Jane,brought this on herself.
Jane and Nancy story:
If someone drops their child(ren) off at your house without notice or permission, CALL THE COPS!
What is it with the awful voices!? Either they are yelling when yelling isn't called for, or are talking in an annoying breathless manner when that's not called for either.🙄
does Jenny not realise that Davids mom didnt spend ALL that money & be a control freak like herself & David STILL got into the same posh school despite it all?
PROOF that it doesnt matter how much you spend or how much of a control FREAK you are with your kid, its all about the kids upbringing....sigh, poor James, i REALLY hope he cut her off asap for all the crap she forced him through, threatening to KICK him OUT if he fails >:-( trashy parent.
Yuzu..Akane? That you??? 😂😂😂😂
Wow, Jenny has no clue, huh? You CAN be academically successful and have a balanced, happy life. I feel sorry for Jenny's kid~~having a psychotic skave~driver for a mother would cause a child to very quickly burn out and turn to drugs snd alcohol to deal with the insane stress. Jenny should be jailed for child abuse!
At least she changed her mind..
Nice group of stories
Love these stupid people texting their lovers spouse and giving proof of an affair.
Lawyers love that stuff.
So Elena is from England? She acts like she doesn't speak English. Someone from the UK would know what a loose woman is.
Probably Asian, as most of these are written by Japanese or India writers. If she was Japanese or Indian she would most likely speak english as a second language, and being educated in the UK is also a possibility.
@@joosyjulie Yes, I agree, it's just that the story said she lived in the uk.
@@BCFBreakfastClubFan For college... she went to elementary and middle school wherever the other girl did.
After she realised she hadn’t blocked Lucas, why didn’t she just block him then instead of buying into his ongoing idiocy.
Block these ppl and have peace. They are so rude.
It's great to hear the crew from Etra Chan Saw It. 😊
If Elena doesn’t understand the phrase “loose woman”, she probably doesn’t understand the phrase “having round heels“ either.
0:25 His voice..any more pitched and he might be Kermit (a hopping mad Kermit)
*grabs popcorn and sits back*
SIGH, the screamer again. Dude, tone it down. You just sound ridiculous.
He gives me a headache. I can't listen to the stories that have screamers in them.
Wow first time a crazy mom redeemed herself and saw she was wrong. Nice
The screamer is back 😂
Why do some of these relatives have no idea what job their son/daughters spouse does? Especially when they’ve been married for years. Weird 😵💫
Jenny isn't even offering to pay!! So rude!! Some people don't deserve to have kids...or friends!!
When Barry said, "I'm serious!" why did I expect him to follow it with, "I'm super serial!"
Last One: The part of Bob will be played by Cliff from "Cheers".
And Nancy sounds like she's doing a B-movie hospital bed death scene.
He sounds robust, heavy set and thick brained,and won't comprehend 😂
Look the simple fact that they think three months equals a 5-year pregnancy is sad this is why we need biology and health class this is why
2nd story,being surrounded by men to improve yourself,prove yourself as a slut,walks round with a matress on her back incase she meets someone she knows,can trip up a man and be underneath before he hits the ground,
Lucas sounds like a bear. I bet he looks like one to.
Caroline thought the grass was greener on the other side with her sister's husband, too bad it was astro turf
I think you mean crab-grass and weeds.
The funny thing about the grass being greener on the other side? You tend to get shot for trespassing.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
@@takohamoolsen2486😁👍🏼 Erma Bombeck had a way with words!
😂
The last story the OP's Husband sounded like Homer Simpson. 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩
First story - husband calls Lucas and tells him any nonsense and there will be real trouble to cope with
these voices, it's the same actors from "etra chan". I love it ❤❤
Oh dear Jane wanted to play mess around and find out. Guess she found out
If she wanted me to come to the thievery of a sister who took. my husband, and they then trun around and invited me to the wedding, shoot I would have gone and give them speech of their life time
She's bringing shame on him,he doesn't want people to know that all through the marriage,he infertile
The voices remind me of Karin for the female voice vs Hiragi for the male voice from "Etra-Chan saw it!"
The first story is copied from an apple texts story from over a year ago......
Football, Football, Football for crying out loud.
Sometimes,I wonder what is in these men's minds, stop stressing out the pregnant lady 😮
What is Lucas, Cookie Monster on roid rage?
😂😂😂😂😂! I was falling asleep and then boom! He woke me right up!
How do you NOT KNOW what you’re wife does for a living? 😅😅😅😅😅
Whoa. It's Dr. Teeth from The Muppets. Daanng.
Huh....I learn so much.... it's Bold-faced.
Caroline wanted a Duke she got a dud, now Susan will get alimony compensation and damages from Andrew.
So really, the only words Jane knows is "what" and "no." (last story)
"Your kids weren't at my front door. I don't know what you have going on, but you better figure out where they are. This is none of my business. " Oh, but this wouldn't aline with the bs filler you obnoxiously add.
My mom used to tell me that "Hate" is a strong word so I dont normally use it but I hate the way Jenny is talking and acting. I tend to stay away and ignore that type of person. Theres a resident here where I live at that talks all big, acts all high and mighty, even compares his life experiences to gain the higher ground. Example: Me: "omg it's way too hot for me out here!" Him: "Well at least you didnt live in Arizona! Lol" he would always go one step higher to end any conversation and make it about him. I've just learned to ignore him.
Elena woke up and chose violence …. Was glorious
13:01 5 guys is just too damn expensive and it all just goes to your hips on the end
There’s the scram in’ demon, again. C’mon guys! The few times we get a hint of his normal voice, we’ll, it’s nice. PLEASE! Dump the screaming voice!
Story #2---I'm literally ROTFLMAO!😅
A wedding invitation IS NOT A COURT SUMMONS. You are invited, not COMPELLED.
I feel I heard this from one of the Apple Texts stories and I am sure there both separate channels run by separate people 🤔
LMAO Jane abandoned her kids to a stranger, call the police and DSS/CPS. I hope they lock up Jane for her criminal behavior, her abandoning her kids to go have an affair. Looks like Jane's husband will be divorcing her and getting full custody with child support and alimony compensation and restitution.
Is that Peter Griffith (bob)
"That Place"? That's the name of a gay bar in the city near me lol. I used to work in a call center next door, and get drinks with my gay coworkers afterwards. Always had a blast, even being straight. I could never have drank all the drinks guys tried to buy me. I'd have died of alcohol poisoning twice a night every night.
Lucas is a nut 😂😂😂
Burger??? It's burglar. Please edit your work .:P
It can not be true, years after she gets rid of the guy I'm pretty sure she doesn't want him back lol
Whenever anyone responds to their ex with "I forgot to block you," they should be *immediately* following it up with "I'll do it right now," and then block them. At once. Sending "what do you want?" instead is just stupid.
Whatever he does WITH you, he'll do TO you! Mark my words. A leopard NEVER changes it's spots!😊
DELUSIONAL IS THE WORD!
Hollering and can not get the names correctly. Not a good site at lol. Thumbs down.
Jenny: you gotta come home now, you can and you also have the gall to turn off your phone, time to call the cops. In this kind of situation that should be the first thing you always do. Don't waste time doing anything else.
FINALLY A right back atcha