fun fact: vampires don't see their reflexion in mirrors because mirrors at the time were made of silver, and only recently did mirrors get made out of aluminum.
So If I buy Draculas castle (hes dead) from the government or whoever gets it, then I show him the deed, kick his ass out, and he dies from sunlight because hes homeless. Fuck yeah!
@Atrocité Phyiscale It's because they talk to the bats and can't do nothing during the day as Aquaman talks to the fish and can't do nothing out of the water?
@@cardboardbox5704 Aquaman also possesses super strength, can survive on land due to his half human biology, rules the ocean and the creatures within it and can summon tidal waves
And people ridicule Superman for having kryptonite as a weakness. At least he has a moderate weakness, while vampires have every frickin' thing imaginable.
Zvonimir Tomac superman needs that weakness to keep things interesting if he didn't have that people would get bored or at least that's what they thought when they came up with that weakness don't forget his other weaknesses to like how he can't see through lead if it's thick enough or if the villains can turn the sun red or his weakness to magic in certain scenarios which is why he needs to team up with the D.C. knock off of Dr strange
Fun fact, Vampires are also weak to Superman. Turns out Kryptonian blood absorbs so much sunlight that drinking it causes vampires to explode. Of course, they're also weak to Superman just punching them or throwing them into the sun, but everyone is weak to that.
I love how 90% of these don't apply to Dracula in the Castlevania series. He only seems to die from a special whip or magic, and even then he wont stay dead forever.
***** Well, Simon's curse wasn't that bad actually. He was cursed to 'slowly rot from the inside', which is pretty much what happens after 25 anyways. Good job Dracula, you made him age...
He's only hurt by deep water because he drowns in it. I had a lot of experience with it. Once you get the snorkel relic he can breath under water. Holy water DOES harm him though, hence why he can't use Richters "Hydro Storm" Holy Water special attack. Took me a while to figure out why he could use the other secondary weapon special attacks but not that one.
I know this is old, but in Bram Stoker's Dracula, it is mentioned somewhere that Dracula is the cause the Werewolf legend due to his shape shifting abilities. He is, in Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one and only Wolfman, which is why he is weak to silver and wolfbane. And another thing, the reason Dracula was able to be killed by having his throat cut and heart stabbed was because it was in the middle of the day, and they attacked him while he was resting. When someone attempted to stab him at night, the blade passed through him as if he were air. At night, he is completely immune to conventional means of attack.
When it comes to the garlic: 1) The scent Garlic has has been known to repel ticks and mosquitoes (though it actually attracts leeches) which is why it can sometimes be used as an ingredient for mosquito repellent. 2) Garlic is a natural antibiotic and (in the lore) a vampire can be created from a blood infection. Even today we still have Garlic Supplements in the vitamin section. So garlic is basically the vampire version of “Off”
It was also believed that if you stuck garlic in someone's mouth when they died, they couldn't come back as the undead. Before garlic they were jamming rocks into people's mouths for the same reason.
Two things #1: The use of wolfsbane and silver as Vampire repellent is in connection with Werewolf myths; if a werewolf was not buried, it became a Vampire. #2: In the original Vampire mythos and Dracula, Vampires disliked sunlight, but could survive in it as they were corpses inhabited by Demons. It wasn't until the 1929 silent film Nosferatu that sunlight became a way to destroy a Vampire.
Vampire: "Aww fuck, not another pile of rice..." (sits down and starts counting) "One! One grain of rice! Ah ah ah! Two! Two grains of rice! Ah ah ah!"
tbh I'd rather take the sparkle bullshit over being weak to virtually everything that vampires are bullshit to. I mean, come on. The amount of weaknesses that they have makes them not even scary, only pathetic.
Is it bullshit though? Think about it; they sparkle in the sunlight. You know what else sunlight does to them? Nothing at all. It doesn't make them weaker, slower, or any less willing and able to use the rest of their powers to take you out. The Twilight vampires basically address every issue James has with vampires in this video; it's a shame they couldn't have been imagined by a better writer. A story about one of them hunting and being hunted by vampire-hunters would have amazing potential to be suspenseful and exciting.
I Wonder if Vampires cannot go in houses without invite... Can vampires go their own home without invite? and DOES TWILIGHT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH NORMAL VAMPIRE STUFF?
The vampire say to his girlfriend: Im gonna eat your p***y right now! The girlfriend say: Not now, I have my period. The vampire say: Baby, thats when I love you the most.....
I think the interview with the vampire-vampires feels more "realstuff" then the twilight ones. More thins that makes sence, like dont drink from the dead and perhaps they are not welcome in heaven OR hell
The way I see it, vampires are not killed by water, it’s just that pure water inflicts pain. That's why they can drink blood, but can't touch holy water because that's about as pure as it gets. It never inflicts a lethal amount of pain, just great pain and discomfort. And being unholy, they prefer to stay away from holy items, but aren't killed by them. And you kill them by staking them to the ground (the stake can be made of anything, or be anything it just needs to hold them to the ground) then cutting off their heads. And Sunlight doesn't kill them, they're only as powerful as mortal men that way. It weakens them. So there's McCormick's vampire slaying 101. Come back next week to learn about motherfucking yetis or whatever.
3:18 "A vampire can't enter your home unless you invite them!" There's a vampire at my door Me: *Opens door* "Oh, hey. Just letting some fresh air in." Vampire: "Hey! Get back here and say I can come in so I can kill you!"
The 2011 fright night remake fixes a lot of the vampire loopholes. It's a fun remake people should check it out. "don't need an invitation if theirs no house"
If I'm remembering correctly, it was used as a scary creature in either the book or the film because at the time, no-one really knew what they were so they threw them in to scare people.
boyd willemsen Momentairly... That thing could only be restrained. On the other hand.. I suppose you could weaken him soo much he cant move, send him off to space and let him wander the void for blood x)
poppyface Also what I love from Hellsing's Alucard is that rather than just a basic demonic creature he's more like a bored guy looking for fun to fill his immortal time on earth.
Don't forget vrbena(type of flower),werewolves,other vampires and pumpkins(which is why you put pumpkins outside your house on Halloween I guess). Also sacred bullets will also work if you don't have silver one. Oh but my favorite is Vampire Disease. Yes,apparently they can even die from sickness
well..... originally Werewolf's and vampire's where part of the mythology as the same being just in different phases of its life, that's why they have a few similar weaknesses
what i know about vampires is : - vampires don't like garlic because vlad does not like it - vampires don't like it because it smells the hell x-D... you know they've got very...very strong senses. it's like every piece of shit smells like a million pieces of shit x-D
Pretty sure you might've mixed up the running water weakness thing. The only undead creatures I can think of that can't deal with rivers and such are jiangshi (also known as kyonshee), but those are more half-vampire, half-zombie (the kind resurrected by a curse). Those can't even go across bridges spanning bodies of flowing water!
Loved how in Abigail, they tried all of the repellant tropes and most of them didn't work. Like she grabbed the garlic and took a bite, and the big showed his cross necklace and she just took it and used it to stab him repeatedly making tiny holes.
So many ways of killing vampires have sprung up over the years that you would pretty much have to come up with your own set of weaknesses. Mine follow a modified set loosely based on how Dracula is killed in Bram Stoker's novel mixed with a bit of traditional Romanian lore. They can be killed by either having their brain losing contact with the rest of their body(aka: beheading) or having their heart destroyed.
This was fun to watch, even all these years later! Did you know that the garlic wreath was worn by slayers as a way to mask the stench of death, as they entered the tombs and catacombs where they thought vampires were hiding? The same misconceptions are found in mirrors. Vampires cast reflections, but they see their own true reflection in mirrors and it's too ghastly to look at. In some lore the vampire sees their moment of death in every mirror, so they can't abide it.
1:46,Nostalgia Critic (from Bloddrayne review): "Oh-ho-ho-ho, Nerd. This is the Stephanie Meyer age of vampires. You can make up anything! If you wanna say water hurts them even though it's not blessed, it's okay now." Nerd:"Alright, if they can be repelled by rice and seeds or mirror those are become easy ways to get rid of them, i don't fucking know?!" NC and everyone:"It's totally okay!" Nerd:"Well, this whole trope is bullshit and make me piss me off!"
Yesterday night I finally read the original Dracula novel and it's really interesting to see now which "weapons" in this video actually turn up in the story. I couldn't believe that the last listed, err, method here really is in the novel. Oh and @Nerd:"Where did the garlic thing come from?" In the novel and you should know it ;)
Where did Garlic come from? People with rabies have a very sensitive sense of smell, and garlic smells. They also hate light and running water, and try to bite people, so figure that out.
If you watch Vampire Knight, pureblood vampires have no weaknesses (except metal fused with the heart of another pureblood). One was literally blown into OBLIVION, had nothing left of his body (as far as I know not even blood), and regenerated years later.
Wolf's bane was named not for werewolves but because it was literally used to poison wolves. It's also known as aconite, monkshood, leopard's bane, mousebane, devil's helmet, queen of poisons, etc. So it wasn't named specifically because of werewolves. That being said the weaknesses of vampires have been ill defined, and become murky over the years. Silver has been a traditional bane for monsters in general, since it's considered a "holy" metal.
Original Vampire Weaknesses : Garlic,Sunlight,Wooden Stakes,Holy Water and Decapitation. (Along with they will not enter a home unless invited. But keep in mind back in their prime most "Commoner" houses didn't have windows and a simple wood door. So they couldn't tell)
To my experience, every story concerning vampires treats them in different ways, altering their weaknesses and powers to fit their plot. Which is also bullshit because you can't just assume them from the beginning as the audience, they have to be made clear as the story unfolds!
fizz In jojo basically the only ways for a vampire to die are: 1. Their bodies getting completely destroyed (at least I assume so, I don't think it ever happens) 2. the sun (hamon counts too) 3. If they have a stand and it's destroyed
In my experience, whips imbued with the soul of a pure woman and sub-weapons like axes, crosses, holy water, daggers, and the occasional item crash works best.
With my vampires I just cut out all the bullshit weaknesses. The only things I kept are: holy items blessed by a priest, (not sum random dollar store cross. You also have to be a devote Christian for it to work) sun light (It won't kill them but if directly in sun light their powers will be nullified and they'll be as strong and fast as a pro athlete, no reflection, (but that could also be a strength depending on circumstances) decapitation, (only works on average vampires tho)
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fun fact: vampires don't see their reflexion in mirrors because mirrors at the time were made of silver, and only recently did mirrors get made out of aluminum.
I like this one.
I thought it was because they didn't have souls.
So they don't work anymore! Oh no!
Oh. So, I guess we can’t get a horror movie scene where a vampire chases someone through a mirror maze, then.
@@53subscribersnovideos35 A lot of things don't have souls, yet they're reflected in mirrors
It seems like vampires are easier to kill than humans
BELIEVE IT!
Dafuq?
It doesn't bother me that much as long as they don't sparkle in the sunlight. That would be the ultimate insult!
Eddie very true.
My only regret is that I didnt kill 51 Men.
He`s not called COUNT Dracula for nothing!
Lol
Alucard* (yes this is a reference)
TwoBlackMarks that’s Sesame Street
@@Ghesh_Vargiet And Bram Stoker's version. A Count is a noble rank.
Lol
"You could probably kill a vampire just by looking at him funny." - James Rolfe reviews Dracula: Prince of Darkness
"They can't go where they're not invited"? So, would that explain why in Castlevania, Dracula is ONLY in his castle for the most part?
T'was a joke. The AVGN complained that in just about every Castlevania game after Symphony of the Night, the WHOLE GAME takes place in the castle.
Seems ludicrous in hidnsight. But maybe that's why Dracula's pissed all the time.
Let The Right One In explains why a vampire can't enter a person's house/apartment unless invited.
So If I buy Draculas castle (hes dead) from the government or whoever gets it, then I show him the deed, kick his ass out, and he dies from sunlight because hes homeless.
Fuck yeah!
This is why Dracula hypnotises his victims into submission. However this won't work if they're wearing a crucifix.
Vampires are like Lester the Unlikely of monsters.
Glass cannons of horror cinema
@Atrocité Phyiscale It's because they talk to the bats and can't do nothing during the day as Aquaman talks to the fish and can't do nothing out of the water?
@@cardboardbox5704 Aquaman also possesses super strength, can survive on land due to his half human biology, rules the ocean and the creatures within it and can summon tidal waves
At least Lester the Unlikely slowly grows stronger as the game progresses, but it’s still not the best SNES game. So vampires are more like Glass Joe.
Wait... doesnt blood contain blood plasma which is like 90% water?
The myths were made before this was known.
+dimensionalmagic There's a girl that's allergic to water even though we're mostly water so it could happen.
Biddybalboa How does she stay hydrated?
Voltron Xster I don't remember, I saw her on a Tyra banks talk show a few years ago.
+dimensionalmagic They're only weak to being submerged in water.
And people ridicule Superman for having kryptonite as a weakness. At least he has a moderate weakness, while vampires have every frickin' thing imaginable.
Zvonimir Tomac superman needs that weakness to keep things interesting if he didn't have that people would get bored or at least that's what they thought when they came up with that weakness don't forget his other weaknesses to like how he can't see through lead if it's thick enough or if the villains can turn the sun red or his weakness to magic in certain scenarios which is why he needs to team up with the D.C. knock off of Dr strange
creepsthepony No prob.
Fun fact, Vampires are also weak to Superman. Turns out Kryptonian blood absorbs so much sunlight that drinking it causes vampires to explode.
Of course, they're also weak to Superman just punching them or throwing them into the sun, but everyone is weak to that.
JC Legendary lol yea didn't they do that on one of the tv shows once
vampires are probably also weak to kryptonite
One, one rice!
Two, two rice!
Three, three rice! AH AHA AH!
+TheCluelessTH-camr ~ i'm gonna be here a while! AH AH AH!
I'm still going nowhere AH AH AH!
damit AH AH AH!
+Zoltán Marosi lol
+TheCluelessTH-camr ~ 4,749,281 rice!
I love how 90% of these don't apply to Dracula in the Castlevania series. He only seems to die from a special whip or magic, and even then he wont stay dead forever.
He just keeps coming back over and over.
***** I dunno man, a chain whip with a spiked ball at the end can do some serious damage.
When is there a good night to have that happen? XD
***** Well, Simon's curse wasn't that bad actually. He was cursed to 'slowly rot from the inside', which is pretty much what happens after 25 anyways. Good job Dracula, you made him age...
He's only hurt by deep water because he drowns in it. I had a lot of experience with it. Once you get the snorkel relic he can breath under water.
Holy water DOES harm him though, hence why he can't use Richters "Hydro Storm" Holy Water special attack. Took me a while to figure out why he could use the other secondary weapon special attacks but not that one.
I like how there is no reference to Twilight here.
Don't get me wrong Twilight is horrible but It's been beaten like a dead horse.
StageLined Productions no no no. Its another dead horse beating sed dead horse.
OoeyGooeyGoodra
That analogy doesn’t make sense but because it’s used against twilight, I’ll buy it.
Nicholas Cauton
Undead horse that was beaten to death, now beating another dead horse?
An UNdead horse!😂😂😂😂😂😂
No there's just straight up no horse to beat any more, it's been so beaten that it's just a stain of blood where it once was
I know this is old, but in Bram Stoker's Dracula, it is mentioned somewhere that Dracula is the cause the Werewolf legend due to his shape shifting abilities. He is, in Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one and only Wolfman, which is why he is weak to silver and wolfbane. And another thing, the reason Dracula was able to be killed by having his throat cut and heart stabbed was because it was in the middle of the day, and they attacked him while he was resting. When someone attempted to stab him at night, the blade passed through him as if he were air. At night, he is completely immune to conventional means of attack.
Dracula never turns into a werewolf in the book. This only happens in the 1992 film. He DOES turn into a regular wolf in the novel though.
LegendOfLegends19100 In versions of the werewolf legends the werewolf turns into a normal wolf
So that's where Alucard's trasformations came from, and again, he's only half vampire.
Also, vampires don’t actually die in sunlight, they just lose their powers.
@@Facade953Courtesy of Fred Fuchs.
James' humor and Mike's talent really shine in this one.
When it comes to the garlic:
1) The scent Garlic has has been known to repel ticks and mosquitoes (though it actually attracts leeches) which is why it can sometimes be used as an ingredient for mosquito repellent.
2) Garlic is a natural antibiotic and (in the lore) a vampire can be created from a blood infection. Even today we still have Garlic Supplements in the vitamin section.
So garlic is basically the vampire version of “Off”
I'm glad someone explained the garlic part. Well explained.
Additionally, garlic can be used to combat iron deficiency, something which would give people a pale skin.
That’s very interesting
It was also believed that if you stuck garlic in someone's mouth when they died, they couldn't come back as the undead. Before garlic they were jamming rocks into people's mouths for the same reason.
Two things
#1: The use of wolfsbane and silver as Vampire repellent is in connection with Werewolf myths; if a werewolf was not buried, it became a Vampire.
#2: In the original Vampire mythos and Dracula, Vampires disliked sunlight, but could survive in it as they were corpses inhabited by Demons. It wasn't until the 1929 silent film Nosferatu that sunlight became a way to destroy a Vampire.
*1922
2:43 the way he says _"FUCKING STUPID."_ always cracks me up so hard, lmao
I always thought it was amazing that vampires supposedly lived for so long, considering all the things that could kill them.
Vampire: "Aww fuck, not another pile of rice..."
(sits down and starts counting)
"One! One grain of rice! Ah ah ah! Two! Two grains of rice! Ah ah ah!"
*(Thunders striking the night sky)*
You made me laugh harder than I should’ve.
LOL!!!!
Where does the counting thing come from? Is it just sesame street?
@@cameronmonaghan6883 sesame seeds.
Wait, so if anything shaped like a crucifix can scare away a vampire, does that mean you can scare away a vampire by T posing?
Wait, that actually makes sense.
"Assert Dominance"
The Crucifixion was Jesus T-posing to assert his dominance over sin and death.
What a loop hole
Nope
"you can also kill a vampire by severing their head"
....unless you're dio brando
Six Bullet Mista XD
and Alucard too
YEES!!!
or Deadpool. xD
rosecowboy ZA WARUDO !
You know what's bullshit? Vampires that sparkle in the daylight instead.
Those aren't vampires, those are fairies. They sparkle and live in trees.
tbh I'd rather take the sparkle bullshit over being weak to virtually everything that vampires are bullshit to. I mean, come on. The amount of weaknesses that they have makes them not even scary, only pathetic.
Is it bullshit though? Think about it; they sparkle in the sunlight. You know what else sunlight does to them? Nothing at all. It doesn't make them weaker, slower, or any less willing and able to use the rest of their powers to take you out. The Twilight vampires basically address every issue James has with vampires in this video; it's a shame they couldn't have been imagined by a better writer. A story about one of them hunting and being hunted by vampire-hunters would have amazing potential to be suspenseful and exciting.
The real bullshit is that they only sparkle in the sunlight when the script calls for it. Sometimes they don't.
Maybe, but they're harder to kill.
I wonder... can vampires pass a roadcrossing? It is really a huge cross...
I Wonder if Vampires cannot go in houses without invite... Can vampires go their own home without invite? and DOES TWILIGHT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH NORMAL VAMPIRE STUFF?
The vampire say to his girlfriend: Im gonna eat your p***y right now! The girlfriend say: Not now, I have my period. The vampire say: Baby, thats when I love you the most.....
Laughing
Out
Loud
I think the interview with the vampire-vampires feels more "realstuff" then the twilight ones. More thins that makes sence, like dont drink from the dead and perhaps they are not welcome in heaven OR hell
Medival Jonsson LOL.....eww
AVGN:"i doubt anybody could survive getting their head chopped off"
DIO:hold my stand arrow
2:50
maybe that's how dracula got his name "COUNT dracula"
You made a Video about Vampire without one single Twilight reference...Applause!
"You can also kill a vampire by cutting off his head"
dio brando has to have a word with you
sam anime anime always takes things to the extreme
sam anime Muda
ORA!
HINJAKU HINJAKU
Fucking fantastic.
Honestly, if I saw a vampire, I'd invite them into my house and let them chill, I don't know why everyone is scared.
Mainly because they'll suck your blood or will kill you. But as long as you have garlic, silver, water, etc. You should be good.
They could drain your blood
Or you can send a flooded house in the base ment
@@yoshihell4160 how do you send a flooded house?
They're a real pain in the neck.
i kinda use these logics for trolling at vampire roleplays
BBB Plush Adventures *Isn’t*
Wait those are a thing?
@@josephlisowski6414 they still are a thing
I stopped at January tho
Someone: *Roleplays as a vampire*
That one nerd: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
@@jennytulls6369 i actually stopped a few people from rping as vampires
Others ended in a shitshow that had me cracking, sadly i didn't save screenies
this is my favorite episode of "You Know What's Bullshit"!
Mine too!
The way I see it, vampires are not killed by water, it’s just that pure water inflicts pain. That's why they can drink blood, but can't touch holy water because that's about as pure as it gets. It never inflicts a lethal amount of pain, just great pain and discomfort. And being unholy, they prefer to stay away from holy items, but aren't killed by them. And you kill them by staking them to the ground (the stake can be made of anything, or be anything it just needs to hold them to the ground) then cutting off their heads. And Sunlight doesn't kill them, they're only as powerful as mortal men that way. It weakens them. So there's McCormick's vampire slaying 101. Come back next week to learn about motherfucking yetis or whatever.
It is stated in Stoker's novel that they can't CROSS running water. Not getting killed by it.
"You can also kill vampires by cutting off their head. Now, I don't know anybody who would survive if their head was cut off."
What about Dullahans?
Plus cockroaches. Giant cockroaches would be way more threatening.
...Headless Horseman?
You forgot about high school chicks named Buffy!!!
What about Van Helsing, Blade, or the Belmont clan?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 lincoln
When it dawns on you that 'The Count' from Sesame street is called 'The Count' because he counts things.
Vampires can die when their stand destroyed
Well, almost anyone does when their stand is destroyed...
Also don't forget the ripple/hamon.
Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bullshit!
nice jojoke
DesparilBB I agree
Muda muda?
3:18 "A vampire can't enter your home unless you invite them!"
There's a vampire at my door
Me: *Opens door* "Oh, hey. Just letting some fresh air in."
Vampire: "Hey! Get back here and say I can come in so I can kill you!"
ahaha this is one of the best YKWB episodes so far, the drawings are hilarious
I prefer Word Pronounciations.
You know what's bullshit? Starting a series and not continuing it.
Make more videos in this series!
I'm not gonna lie, there was a lot of valid points to feeling bad for them
The 2011 fright night remake fixes a lot of the vampire loopholes. It's a fun remake people should check it out.
"don't need an invitation if theirs no house"
I heard that Star Platinum could kill vampires.
Alex Thibodeau IS THAT A
*ora ora instenfies*
*The* *Planet* Halt the flow of time!
**ORA ORA ORA ORa!!!!**
@@bailey1884
*Celebrity Metal - The Earth*
How can you not love the skeleton cow at the beginning of the episode? Cracked me up!
99 bottles of beer on the wall... ha
ha
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98 bottles of beer on the wall... ha
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This is probably my favorite YKWBS episode
0:33 whats with the armadillo?
If I'm remembering correctly, it was used as a scary creature in either the book or the film because at the time, no-one really knew what they were so they threw them in to scare people.
That means DIO was cheating!
Joseph Joestar WRYYyY
OH MY GOD. Y REMEMBER THAT STUPID CLOTHES THAT Y USED
Dios Clothes?
Wyatt Uploads Stuff NO, THAT STUPID CLOTHES THAT Y USED AS YOUNG.
o yeh
"Rice or seeds. This one is just FUCKING stupid!" LOVE IT!
And then there's Hellsing's Alucard, who can't die
Well, he can die if you kill his original body.
boyd willemsen Momentairly... That thing could only be restrained. On the other hand.. I suppose you could weaken him soo much he cant move, send him off to space and let him wander the void for blood x)
poppyface Also what I love from Hellsing's Alucard is that rather than just a basic demonic creature he's more like a bored guy looking for fun to fill his immortal time on earth.
Terriongaming nope still can’t after consuming shrodinger he can just imagine himself back into existence
Has anyone tried putting garlic all over him yet?
3:26 Replay Button
1:53
Wait a minute...
"Bloody sunday"?
Oh, no, no,no, NO!!
Stay away from the PC!
1:00 Dio would beg to differ
If i recall correctly, Sun light and Hamon based techniques should work (Stands too, i think)
And I thought the aliens from "Signs" had dumb weaknesses.
Don't forget vrbena(type of flower),werewolves,other vampires and pumpkins(which is why you put pumpkins outside your house on Halloween I guess). Also sacred bullets will also work if you don't have silver one. Oh but my favorite is Vampire Disease. Yes,apparently they can even die from sickness
well..... originally Werewolf's and vampire's where part of the mythology as the same being just in different phases of its life, that's why they have a few similar weaknesses
"Might as well be filled with bullshit!" Man, you nailed it there!
I can't believe this is a decade old.
I showed a vampire the movie “twilight”, their head exploded like the film “Scanners”
if you cut off a vampire's head he'll just latch onto his non-blood-related brother's body.
nice reference B)
I was seven years old when this came out and I’m still coming back!
what i know about vampires is :
- vampires don't like garlic because vlad does not like it
- vampires don't like it because it smells the hell x-D...
you know they've got very...very strong senses.
it's like every piece of shit smells like a million pieces of shit x-D
You know what's bs, twilight. Self explanatory
Wait.. what about the vampire killer... (the belmont's whip)?
3:27 still gets me 😂
Pretty sure you might've mixed up the running water weakness thing. The only undead creatures I can think of that can't deal with rivers and such are jiangshi (also known as kyonshee), but those are more half-vampire, half-zombie (the kind resurrected by a curse). Those can't even go across bridges spanning bodies of flowing water!
But what about ripple?
Kostus Hamon has power of the sun though
*Hamon
Hamon only kills vampires because it imitates sunlight.
@Opecuted Bruh you got a problem with the dub? Cause if you do then
I will respect your opinion even if it does clash with my opinion.
0:41 According to the 1931 "Dracula" film with Bela Lugosi, vampires and werewolves are the same thing.
That's because Dracula can also turn into a wolf. This was also all before the myths about lycanthropes started.
Loved how in Abigail, they tried all of the repellant tropes and most of them didn't work. Like she grabbed the garlic and took a bite, and the big showed his cross necklace and she just took it and used it to stab him repeatedly making tiny holes.
Vampirism: The Eternal Dirt Nap
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Dio Brando: Laughs in DIO
So many ways of killing vampires have sprung up over the years that you would pretty much have to come up with your own set of weaknesses. Mine follow a modified set loosely based on how Dracula is killed in Bram Stoker's novel mixed with a bit of traditional Romanian lore. They can be killed by either having their brain losing contact with the rest of their body(aka: beheading) or having their heart destroyed.
Vampires die when they are killed.
This was fun to watch, even all these years later!
Did you know that the garlic wreath was worn by slayers as a way to mask the stench of death, as they entered the tombs and catacombs where they thought vampires were hiding?
The same misconceptions are found in mirrors. Vampires cast reflections, but they see their own true reflection in mirrors and it's too ghastly to look at. In some lore the vampire sees their moment of death in every mirror, so they can't abide it.
1:46,Nostalgia Critic (from Bloddrayne review): "Oh-ho-ho-ho, Nerd. This is the Stephanie Meyer age of vampires. You can make up anything! If you wanna say water hurts them even though it's not blessed, it's okay now."
Nerd:"Alright, if they can be repelled by rice and seeds or mirror those are become easy ways to get rid of them, i don't fucking know?!"
NC and everyone:"It's totally okay!"
Nerd:"Well, this whole trope is bullshit and make me piss me off!"
Only video games gave vampires the proper respect they deserve. Every other media insists on taking a shit on them.
YOU KNOW WHATS cool? Bach playing in the background.
3:20 i like how a vampire (killed by sunlight) is knocking on the door in the middle of the day (with alot of sunlight)
he's 100% in the shade
Yesterday night I finally read the original Dracula novel and it's really interesting to see now which "weapons" in this video actually turn up in the story. I couldn't believe that the last listed, err, method here really is in the novel.
Oh and @Nerd:"Where did the garlic thing come from?" In the novel and you should know it ;)
1:18 Dio: Hold my beer
I don't know... Marceline seems pretty good at not dying to most of those things.
That world seems to work differently
This art style is adorable.
Don't know of anything that can survive headless? Headless horseman.
+Some Weeb
Horseless Headless Horsemann.
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Where did Garlic come from? People with rabies have a very sensitive sense of smell, and garlic smells. They also hate light and running water, and try to bite people, so figure that out.
Also garlic works as a good mosquito repellent and they’re also bloodsuckers so it makes sense to me.
counting rice or seeds, that's not a vampire weakness that's a leprechaun's. DAMMIT HOLLYWOOD!!!
Dunno, seems really effective against Count Von Count as well
If you watch Vampire Knight, pureblood vampires have no weaknesses (except metal fused with the heart of another pureblood). One was literally blown into OBLIVION, had nothing left of his body (as far as I know not even blood), and regenerated years later.
3:38 acording to the novel exposure to sunligt only wekens his powers
And that is why Hellsing Ultimate had a great vampire character.
Then there's Alucard.
Some rules don't apply to all vampires.
He's only half vampire.
rocketcon and yet he's the most powerful vampire in existence
which one are you referring to?
tp-600 I take it you don't know who Slayer is
Wolf's bane was named not for werewolves but because it was literally used to poison wolves. It's also known as aconite, monkshood, leopard's bane, mousebane, devil's helmet, queen of poisons, etc. So it wasn't named specifically because of werewolves. That being said the weaknesses of vampires have been ill defined, and become murky over the years. Silver has been a traditional bane for monsters in general, since it's considered a "holy" metal.
Silver is supposedly a "pure, light-based" metal that would mythically ward off the unholy.
Original Vampire Weaknesses : Garlic,Sunlight,Wooden Stakes,Holy Water and Decapitation. (Along with they will not enter a home unless invited. But keep in mind back in their prime most "Commoner" houses didn't have windows and a simple wood door. So they couldn't tell)
Dracula walked in sunlight, sunlight is new.
Sunlight didn't kill Dracula in the bram stoker novel.
Sparking 102 I see...
if they can die to regular plain ass water how did dio survive at the bottom of an ocean for 100 years
Also Dio wasn't killed by the rain outside of the Joestar mansion when he was just turned into one
To my experience, every story concerning vampires treats them in different ways, altering their weaknesses and powers to fit their plot. Which is also bullshit because you can't just assume them from the beginning as the audience, they have to be made clear as the story unfolds!
fizz In jojo basically the only ways for a vampire to die are:
1. Their bodies getting completely destroyed (at least I assume so, I don't think it ever happens)
2. the sun (hamon counts too)
3. If they have a stand and it's destroyed
ReviewRapeUSA Also if only their brain is completely destroyed they will die as well.
fizz
Yea, and Dio also had his head cut off, yet that is supposed to kill vampires according to this video
I love the Dark Castle reference with the Bach composition.
In my experience, whips imbued with the soul of a pure woman and sub-weapons like axes, crosses, holy water, daggers, and the occasional item crash works best.
Jojo vampires are best vampires.
Wryyyyyyy
Let's not even go over the fact that blood is mostly water despite their aversion to water.
I think Dio is the peak of being a vampire.
At least vampires don't have to worry about getting AIDS or HIV.
I think the reason they are hurt by so many things is because each culture has their own form of vampire
I like how half of these comments are either about Dracula or Dio brando
SHINE ON YOU CREIJI DIAMONDO
Are you sure it wasn't SUTA PURACHINA?
@@Brainulator9 it may actually be GOLDU EXPRIEENCE
@@notyepdranel961 or it might be HURMITOH PERPELEH
With my vampires I just cut out all the bullshit weaknesses. The only things I kept are: holy items blessed by a priest, (not sum random dollar store cross. You also have to be a devote Christian for it to work) sun light (It won't kill them but if directly in sun light their powers will be nullified and they'll be as strong and fast as a pro athlete, no reflection, (but that could also be a strength depending on circumstances) decapitation, (only works on average vampires tho)
2:16 they apparently have an amazing sense of smell better than werewolves. this is according to the wizards of waverly place not twilight.