WHY DO PEOPLE SEND ME THIS! | Simplymailogical #13

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  • @apollo3409
    @apollo3409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12241

    Stop pressuring them into getting married
    Pressure them into taking a vacation

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Best comment💯

    • @lindseymullins6050
      @lindseymullins6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      That's gotta be "Ben Approved" !!!

    • @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348
      @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yes, tell them to take a week off and go somewhere tropical to have some fun while it’s cold af in Canada xD

    • @boricuaenelexilio
      @boricuaenelexilio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ben:See this person understands me..
      Cristine:BEN!!!I NEED SOME TEA!!!
      Ben:*Whispers*help me...

    • @queenismylife9035
      @queenismylife9035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apollo ikr lol

  • @sagex7905
    @sagex7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    It's been a year and I still quote Ben,
    "Today on SimplyMailLogical we got Bible and a Ballgag"😂

    • @capiebary
      @capiebary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kara Animates lmaoo

    • @logan5980
      @logan5980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PLEASE TIME STAMP lol

    • @amandarivera25
      @amandarivera25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Logan: Female With a Boys Name 21:26

    • @logan5980
      @logan5980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amandarivera25 Thank you. Now I got it 😂

    • @homeless1172
      @homeless1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the comments are at 666

  • @oooofyoooferson9268
    @oooofyoooferson9268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8121

    Pretty sure the reason they want u and Ben to get married is so we can appreciate the first ever holo wedding dress.

    • @hithere9941
      @hithere9941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      thsts my reason

    • @robersonfamily6182
      @robersonfamily6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Haha Yes. I wanna see a Holo wedding dress... I don't wanna be the first

    • @haley7267
      @haley7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      910 Pusheen The Cat *BYEEENNN

    • @genewalker7690
      @genewalker7690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even tho i 12 i want that wedding with tea and holo

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg, and a holo cake!

  • @NexJen
    @NexJen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Ben getting that Donkey Kong DVD was everything. Hahahah

    • @dannywelch433
      @dannywelch433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love you so much you help me a lot

    • @meganheath1215
      @meganheath1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oooh I didn't expect to see you hear when I was rewatching

    • @nei_chan8201
      @nei_chan8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh heck, I love your videos!

    • @Hyperneedsalife13
      @Hyperneedsalife13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi jen

  • @Lauren-rc2ih
    @Lauren-rc2ih 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    I love how people freak out that Cristine and Ben aren’t married, but aren’t the least bit alarmed that Cristine bought a mannequin, painted its face green, and talked to it for probably an hour, pretending it was a bunch of different youtubers.

    • @daisy-qm2tl
      @daisy-qm2tl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Draw And sing and we wonder why they’re not getting married

    • @ghostly._.angel-5848
      @ghostly._.angel-5848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Draw And sing keeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttthhhhhh

    • @kathleenperez8640
      @kathleenperez8640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Draw And sing an hour more like 1 week

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICCC

  • @tristanreeves9850
    @tristanreeves9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    “Bibles and Ball-gags” sounds like a Post Malone song lol

  • @ncchadwell
    @ncchadwell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "it would be illegal for me to agree" ben is lawful good dad

  • @ausernameisuseless
    @ausernameisuseless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    Theory: Ben was never actually in this video, Cristine just really carefully green-screened him in using the doll

    • @melol9404
      @melol9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      A username is useless and Christine drags the doll everywhere, with a stock photo she found of a random guy and named it Ben. Ben doesn’t exist, he is simply a doll. If anyone has seen/met him irl then one of simply’s friends wore a really convincing mask

    • @deatho3o166
      @deatho3o166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG AaAaA

    • @ausernameisuseless
      @ausernameisuseless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@melol9404 That's CLEARLY the only reasonable explanation! We've cracked it.

    • @judychan4344
      @judychan4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iris Parker Simply doesn’t have any friends

    • @ausernameisuseless
      @ausernameisuseless 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ee-jm8uv ooh don't think I've ever gotten a thousand like on a comment before, I feel all powerful!

  • @mravina1614
    @mravina1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2758

    Someone's dad sitting at home going "Where's my Windows CD????" XD

    • @patatochaps3279
      @patatochaps3279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gacha Life Star why

    • @hi-cp3mx
      @hi-cp3mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eyyyyy I made it 1K

    • @aiden-idontusethisaccounta432
      @aiden-idontusethisaccounta432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd

    • @kiwi1947
      @kiwi1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant believe how many likes this comment got, its just someone copying what was said in the video. Nothing witty or original.

    • @mravina1614
      @mravina1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kiwi1947 If you're triggered because someone's comment got likes (more than what I assume your own comment got) you need to get a life. People, please find his comment and like it. I typed it to show I found it funny and clearly other people found Ben's comment funny too. Calm yourself bruh.

  • @Kikiricki11
    @Kikiricki11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "Today on simplymaillogical, we got a bible and a ball gag"
    I can't. So funny!

  • @amirahsofri3113
    @amirahsofri3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    anyone just started binge watching cristine’s videos during quarantine?

    • @sedeanvoortman4962
      @sedeanvoortman4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes me

    • @arianaa.8012
      @arianaa.8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it that obvious?😂😭

    • @rubyruby1043
      @rubyruby1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait sorry who are you talking to?
      Because I sure did find this and start watching this every day in quarantine

    • @amandaqi844
      @amandaqi844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always been binge watching her

    • @jadaanderson7545
      @jadaanderson7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a fan before but I kinda forgot about her... until quarantine that is

  • @clarash8608
    @clarash8608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    “My dad’s name is Ben and he attends to my needs”
    Me: “note to self find a guy name Ben”

    • @clementineanderson786
      @clementineanderson786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what ran through my head as I was rofl

    • @sedeanvoortman4962
      @sedeanvoortman4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesss

    • @stephano4930
      @stephano4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think there’s an available one at troom troom

    • @fishflop1741
      @fishflop1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My brothers name is Ben and he is a pretty great guy.

    • @fishflop1741
      @fishflop1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lucares Just saying Bens are good dudes.

  • @sardsvib
    @sardsvib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    I have so much respect for that fan that works as a 911 operator. I've heard some creepy 911 calls and I can't imagine being the one on the other end.

    • @bryknee8326
      @bryknee8326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What time is it at?

    • @lilyos7474
      @lilyos7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      7:33

    • @kariestet6030
      @kariestet6030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel bad bc most hear the person calling getting shot or hurt. Just hearing someone scared or frantic makes me wanna cry let alone someone in a very scary situation

    • @halloumi420
      @halloumi420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Charming Billy or you know, they just have feelings 😊

    • @Alex-vo5bm
      @Alex-vo5bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was The 665th like. Congrats

  • @ccekdahl8207
    @ccekdahl8207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    Cristine: *gets hurt*
    Cristine: *picks up her h💿l💿 bandages* It’S nOt A PrObLeM aNyMoRe

  • @tracygerman1702
    @tracygerman1702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    A bible & 2 ball gags! I’m crying 🤣

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are the ball gags a inside joke i missed or something? 😂😂😂

    • @MysteriouSailor
      @MysteriouSailor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They should try to read the bible while being ball gagged lol.

    • @rko32491
      @rko32491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pvic6959 We all missed that one lnao

    • @Athenia_Orion
      @Athenia_Orion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      im concerned for who ever sent them

    • @pixiewings504
      @pixiewings504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the f*ck was that all about

  • @koimouse7170
    @koimouse7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Honestly, cristine and Ben dont even need to get married, they’re already the mom and dad of TH-cam. Let’s be honest.

    • @madikiwi
      @madikiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Along with Jenna and Julian 😂

    • @lillycolvin8641
      @lillycolvin8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being married doesn't make you a mom/dad having a child does ( not hating or anything. Or I getting this comment wrong but...)

    • @minirubyjane5231
      @minirubyjane5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lillycolvin8641 ever heard of a joke?

    • @august-tw2cl
      @august-tw2cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lilly Colvin they do have children, 7.5 million of them.

    • @lillycolvin8641
      @lillycolvin8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@august-tw2cl did Christine birth them, did she asopt them?

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING THEM BALL GAGS?!

    • @natkatskits5173
      @natkatskits5173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Idk

    • @LoveNeko64
      @LoveNeko64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      12 year olds man. Two kids in my ministry group talked about fuzzy handcuffs for an hour.

    • @ghostly._.angel-5848
      @ghostly._.angel-5848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      KittyKake 44 I mean. We don’t know what they are into.

    • @Alisha21210
      @Alisha21210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@LoveNeko64 that's because they probably saw it in a movie or on the internet.. Kids these days are able to see anything but don't understand the reality of it. Lol most think porn is realistic or drama shows.. sad expectations xd oh well.. they'll learn the hard way as they grow up. Not my problem

    • @Lex-pp7lt
      @Lex-pp7lt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It was the neighbors. Apparently Cristine likes to scream BEYYN at all hours

  • @ialexandragx
    @ialexandragx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “Dear customer we thank you for your order”
    *”We dIdN’t OrDeR tHaT”*

  • @HenaHamz
    @HenaHamz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    So like if the first ballgag has a return address, you may want to send them the bible..

    • @ginnyrose3745
      @ginnyrose3745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OMG they should!!

    • @london4840
      @london4840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf(what the fudge) is a ball gag literly I am so confused

    • @acedianPianist
      @acedianPianist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@london4840 Oh, sweet summer child, you really don't want to know.

    • @emmac.332
      @emmac.332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@london4840 oh to be this innocent once more

    • @eringilliam7129
      @eringilliam7129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm literally crying you poor baby

  • @ayobeanz815
    @ayobeanz815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    ben: *gets a book*
    ben’s first instinct: let me hit my girlfriend with this

  • @queermus
    @queermus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    4:06 Cristine : I'm awkward on all types of floor.
    Except maybe *holo floor*

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope even more awkward😂

    • @criticorn663
      @criticorn663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She would fully show her holosexuality and make everyone else awkward

    • @queermus
      @queermus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess it's debAtable ❤

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queermus Teabatable

    • @kikibirdball
      @kikibirdball 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **carpet

  • @laurabrock1654
    @laurabrock1654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    You made me laugh so hard I was crying about the Windows XP disc! I'm so glad that You Tube suggested your channel to me. You are hilarious.

  • @superstitiousnugget965
    @superstitiousnugget965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Do you know what this means? Everyone is going to send you ball gags from now on. And then one day someone is going to open a closet and 462 ball gags are going to fall out.

    • @caylarichardson5993
      @caylarichardson5993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daisy Cooper omg lol

    • @kimhenry3233
      @kimhenry3233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughed so hard at this bc I know it's going to be the truth.

    • @morganmmmmoore
      @morganmmmmoore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WILL IT WATER MARBLE???

    • @rougeflowers6602
      @rougeflowers6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bethany Campbell 50 shades HOLO-er

  • @pyehrra
    @pyehrra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I still can't get over how much Ben laughed at that one letter. I don't think I've seen him laugh more than at this little girl's doing 🤣🤣 not even at Christine's jokes.

    • @elleb3496
      @elleb3496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      which letter? what time?

  • @XxTotalxDisasterx
    @XxTotalxDisasterx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    " a bible and a ball gag" omfG

    • @aakifahkarolia4402
      @aakifahkarolia4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jimindaisies love ur name and profile pic ❤️

    • @saviakarim
      @saviakarim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg jimin 😍😍

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AJEHDISMSD THEYRE LIKE THE OPPOSITE THINGS THO

    • @vortexastar193
      @vortexastar193 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They cancel each other out.

    • @stella-pp6tn
      @stella-pp6tn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alahna what if they actually bought the other one and didn’t realize it was in that mail pile😂😂

  • @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW
    @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "I'm very pretty, arent I?"
    "It would be illegal for me to agree" 😂😂😂 only adults will understand what just happened there

    • @mayakaskinen888
      @mayakaskinen888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ!!! 😂😂😂

    • @madeline26
      @madeline26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Poetic Justice not just adults I get it too....😂😂

    • @tiara50000
      @tiara50000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poetic Justice i dont get it....

    • @msartz1291
      @msartz1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm an adult (20), and I don't understand. I didn't realize it was supposed to be a reference???

  • @TheJanfu
    @TheJanfu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    OMFG the Windows XP...I was crying/laughing right along with you.

    • @catiegrace7957
      @catiegrace7957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheJanfu ben’s reaction killed me 😂😂😂

    • @sicka5255
      @sicka5255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does Ben say? I can't really understand! 😅

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too i woke the whole house up i believe...😩😬😬😬

    • @TheJanfu
      @TheJanfu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR! @@catiegrace7957

    • @TheJanfu
      @TheJanfu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben: Windows XP ha ha ha
      Cristine: But look how pretty it is. That’s fucking incredible.
      Ben: You know like her Dads at home like 'I can’t find the fucking disc.' ha ha ha ha ha ha
      Cristine: Her Dad and his tower computer…cause he refuses to upgrade to a Mac.
      Ben: Her Dad’s name is Ben and 'he attends to my needs.’ ha ha ha ha Should we ship this back? Yeah I’m Betsy and I’m 12 yo. Yeah Ben, tea please. The CD has nothing on it. ha ha ha ha
      Cristine: How does it have nothing on it? It’s clearly a Windows Xp cd. ha ha ha ha
      Ben: See it does have something on it that someone other than you might need. ha ha ha ha I searched my room for everything HOLO.
      Cristine: Thank you Betsy and I’m sorry to your Dad Ben.
      @@sicka5255

  • @mjwildy2359
    @mjwildy2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    When you realise you're here in 2020, questioning your sanity; while still loving the video.

  • @straybeans143
    @straybeans143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Ben: do kids still like stickers?
    Me (not a kid): yes

  • @rebel02
    @rebel02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I died when they started laughing at 11:00 . I laughed all the way too. It's infectious!

  • @almosttoodark2564
    @almosttoodark2564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    HOL UP WHY DID I THINK THE MANNEQUIN WAS BEN WEARING A MASK AJAKSJAOAJKAKAJK

    • @angel5502
      @angel5502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @xDigitalMonster
      @xDigitalMonster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME HAHAHAHA

    • @kater2824
      @kater2824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost too dark she should do that one video just to f$&@ with us 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaidencemason2376
      @kaidencemason2376 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT AT FIRST

    • @kaidencemason2376
      @kaidencemason2376 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      also hello Army

  • @jettamowrey5304
    @jettamowrey5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Love how caring ben is especially when he was like," who hurt you"

  • @nopeninja8883
    @nopeninja8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Think Menchie was just still feeling down from being fat shamed at the dr's.

    • @bryleedoescrochet5556
      @bryleedoescrochet5556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pffthahahahaah

    • @db7562
      @db7562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope Ninja pffhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaahhahahaha hahahaahhahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

    • @lawrencecook1677
      @lawrencecook1677 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea......

  • @getitherething.2653
    @getitherething.2653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    lol that windows disk... I lost it 😂😂😂😂

    • @al0ura
      @al0ura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME IM currently dying from laughter

    • @melaniezbierski7291
      @melaniezbierski7291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was literally crying 😭😂

    • @MariaStefania
      @MariaStefania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'M CRYING WITH THE BALL GAG

    • @georgialewis2681
      @georgialewis2681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no literally same

    • @Sammy86Lynn
      @Sammy86Lynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg, I lost it when she wrote there's nothing on it!

  • @Dp8543
    @Dp8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Beynnnn: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of Holo?
    Cristine: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of me?
    I WAS DEADDD AT THAT PART!🤣🤣

  • @insignificant9032
    @insignificant9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    man it's weird when they call out 12/13 year-olds and I'm sitting here laughing because i'm gonna be 18 in a few days
    but i just now realised that i started watching her when i was 13 😶

  • @Savinzra
    @Savinzra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I think they should have a "wedding". An over dramatic, totally holo, wedding that's purely for a TH-cam video and has some of their TH-cam friends there. I don't think they need to go through all the paperwork to legalize them as a married couple but with her sense of humor and threadbanger as a few of their friends I think a wedding for a TH-cam video could be hilarious.

    • @Luvcatz88
      @Luvcatz88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ben could wear the dress x)

    • @Mermaidofthe8thedimension
      @Mermaidofthe8thedimension 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that would be so cool If they did

    • @allyb3510
      @allyb3510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Savinzra yaaassss they could bring up Corrine and have her help Cristine make a holo wedding dress

    • @candace200
      @candace200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben needs to be dressed as a banana

    • @candace200
      @candace200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would be them trolling the world

  • @addisonpostlewaite1716
    @addisonpostlewaite1716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    i am cryyyyying because the first ball gag was funny but the second omfg I’m weak

    • @samefall
      @samefall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto 😂😂

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m dyin’ here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @squipy1232
    @squipy1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    “I CAN’T FIND THE DISK!!!”

    • @Anyathekoala
      @Anyathekoala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FIRST COMMENT ON YOUR COMMENT (what's wrong with me?)

    • @kiwiiqloss7293
      @kiwiiqloss7293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WELL IM THE 1OOTH LIKE

    • @raceen9729
      @raceen9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💿this?

    • @raceen9729
      @raceen9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have an IPod so you go to your emoji
      Section ten the light bulb. And go to the left slowly looking for it.

    • @lizzielafalce3341
      @lizzielafalce3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Dad you're not gonna find it its in Canada"

  • @entity0749
    @entity0749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    In retrospect marriage was actually really creepy, because one day someone decided that, I love you so much,,, I wanna get the governmemt involved so you can never legally leave me.

    • @hridyanadappattel4400
      @hridyanadappattel4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THIS!!!!

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ROWA SPEAKING FACTS

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wonder if they lived long enough to see the creation of divorce. Lol

    • @entity0749
      @entity0749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MoonMoonTM Oh my god you're right. Can you imagine?

    • @amandasnider2644
      @amandasnider2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Um, you are specifically talking about legal marriage certificates... the practice of marriage is much older than that. Marriage was traditionally used to; Make vows to your significant other in front of friends and family that you will remain faithful to each other in sickness and health, to move up in society by marrying up with a man of higher social status, to acquire a woman's dowry and land like a buisness merger, to create a peace contract between countries by sending princes or princesses to marry a king or queen

  • @solbellido8198
    @solbellido8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “We don’t want a party cause we hate people” lol I died there

  • @faith4464
    @faith4464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    this video is proof that ben is turning into cristine

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    That damn troll "5 year old" XD

  • @sophieheseltinecarr772
    @sophieheseltinecarr772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I watched this video when it was uploaded and I come back to watch it again just to hear Ben say "you know there's a dad somewhere going WHERE'S MY DISK?!?!?!" Cracks me up every time hahaha

  • @weavemegan5400
    @weavemegan5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7986

    PAINT SAFIYAS NAILS FOR HER WEDDING

  • @randomeditsbygracie8880
    @randomeditsbygracie8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I think lots of people will be telling you and Ben to get married because safiya and tyler are engaged now so have fun

  • @aiyanajenkins1946
    @aiyanajenkins1946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “I think it would be illegal for me to say yes.” 😂😂😂

    • @keyanalove3279
      @keyanalove3279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey your name is my name without the ke :)))

  • @Ray-ks4bb
    @Ray-ks4bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I watched this a year ago when I didn't know what the hell a ballgag was but then life wasn't innocent

  • @motherchaos
    @motherchaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Two ball gags? Looks like you are both set for an interesting Christmas. 😂 😂

  • @effie676
    @effie676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    10:52 this is literally the funniest conversation on TH-cam
    my sides hurt I laughed so hard

  • @jasmin8092
    @jasmin8092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I have slowly watched Ben become cristine over the years. They are now the same person.

    • @SaraNicoleYT
      @SaraNicoleYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasmin Kelly dame!

    • @SaraNicoleYT
      @SaraNicoleYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same * sorry (:

    • @doubardelas3715
      @doubardelas3715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SaraNicoleYT I thought ypu misspelled dammmmnnnn!!

    • @jimbojimbus
      @jimbojimbus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doubardelas3715 rip

    • @doubardelas3715
      @doubardelas3715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimbojimbus I'm sorry if that offended you in some way

  • @paul_ynomial
    @paul_ynomial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "dont use knife towards yourself"
    cristine: used knife towards ben

  • @beccalay1472
    @beccalay1472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Omg I am dying.....WHY THE BALLGAGS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gemmaprice8493
      @gemmaprice8493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bubbzy72 I think they are to make sure Ben shuts the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenewok
    @jenewok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two ball gags and a bible under the tree!

    • @alexbritt3664
      @alexbritt3664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣😂

    • @JeonJungkook-nb9dl
      @JeonJungkook-nb9dl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thythegamer4244
      @thythegamer4244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol XD

    • @jshflgg
      @jshflgg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jenny VanderPas OH MY GOD 👏 that’s the best thing i’ve ever heard lmao

    • @s0rr0wful.r4y
      @s0rr0wful.r4y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is true beauty

  • @janislim4510
    @janislim4510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I love how Ben got jealous of a dummy and had to remove it and replace it.

  • @randumrav3n
    @randumrav3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "My mommy says I have to say 5 swear words a day or no icecream"
    Me:wtf who let me be a mom

    • @myak5754
      @myak5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's you in an alternate universe

    • @ibukimioda8136
      @ibukimioda8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am 12 and I accidentally said what the fuck in front of my grandma when my father randomly showed up and she told me I was grounded and my mum popped out of the other room and said “your my mum, not Alex’s, so shut the hell up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nerdy_swiftie8214
    @nerdy_swiftie8214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Ben: This mail is getting weirder and weirder.
    Pulls out a ball gag and puts it around his neck.
    Mic drop.
    Later ball gag#2 letter:Dear customer thank you for buying this product.
    😅😅☕☕

    • @alzbetaponkova1383
      @alzbetaponkova1383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe Ben sent also first and trying to hint something

    • @msartz1291
      @msartz1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alžběta Ponková LMAO

  • @cliocook-sharp2895
    @cliocook-sharp2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This is how safiya and Tyler’s engagement should have been
    Safiya: why aren’t we married
    Tyler: that’s not a problem
    anymore
    Safiya: okay

  • @AG-lg2uf
    @AG-lg2uf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    You've heard of panic at the Disco.... Now get ready for...... *Awkward on the carpet*

    • @percytheparkkeeper7826
      @percytheparkkeeper7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do I see a fellow Army?

    • @anaisrose3623
      @anaisrose3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fellow emo?

    • @janieboylan4891
      @janieboylan4891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg that is the most mood thing I’ve ever read and you know bts? (Intended reference)

  • @laurachrista9918
    @laurachrista9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    After the question, “how much of your nail polish do you really use?” Got me thinking. What if you did a polish mountain with every color on your wall.

  • @29Kessa29
    @29Kessa29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    Not one, but TWO ball-gags? What’s going on? Is that a reference to something???

    • @Matilda180
      @Matilda180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Cate R oh no

    • @MedenaCurice
      @MedenaCurice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@user-og9zo9hz7j oh sweet summer child

    • @lytra_
      @lytra_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cate R I’m guessing you are a child? You know there is a age to be able to be on here 😂🤔👌🏻

    • @xxsandman
      @xxsandman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cate R google it, i’m not gonna be responsible for ruining your innocence xD

    • @xxsandman
      @xxsandman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      or maybe don’t

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4768

    I think ben and Christine are trying to cover up the fact that ordered ball gags and it got mixed into the fan mail.

    • @sapphicnickel
      @sapphicnickel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Pattypink13
      @Pattypink13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      Ben does seem to be naughty by the comments he sometimes makes on the videos...so I wouldn't be so surprised, but again, they could of just cut that from the recordings they did? It's not like this was a live mail opening.

    • @mrsboss3716
      @mrsboss3716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      maxie fuqua its Cristine not Christine

    • @shawnahuebner3050
      @shawnahuebner3050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      extracurricular activities! 😂

    • @angeldust3676
      @angeldust3676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You spelt her name wrong!

  • @Mehlsuppe
    @Mehlsuppe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    21:59 To all the annoying commenters who desperatly want them to marry: LISTEN AND LIVE WITH IT.

  • @jesuschristonaplasticsign
    @jesuschristonaplasticsign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    'Ireland or some tropical island'- two complete opposites 😂

  • @rollenmuziek
    @rollenmuziek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    “Today on simplymailogical, we got a bible and a ballgag.” 😂

  • @AvaLance
    @AvaLance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    No one is going to say anything about Cristine drinking 730 cups of tea a year.Thats's 45 gallons of tea.If she started drinking 2 day at ten she has drank 912 gallons of tea

    • @Samgotboredd
      @Samgotboredd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s a lot of math

    • @libertym5614
      @libertym5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me no understand

    • @maze3342
      @maze3342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow simplymathlogicol over here hahahahaaa... PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!!!

    • @sarahschoon4920
      @sarahschoon4920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ShippingAvaLance Dang that’s a lot of tea

    • @makaylab.1616
      @makaylab.1616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's assuming that every "cup" she drinks is a standard 8 oz's and not 12 or 16.

  • @kaleighfehringer3689
    @kaleighfehringer3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    At least he's not wearing dad jeans 😂
    Kid's dad: WHERES THE F***ING DISK?!
    KID: uhhhh....it's in Canada.....🙄🤐😬

  • @rheabhatia1534
    @rheabhatia1534 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's 2024 and i still watch these and sometimes keep them on in the background while working on college assignments because I just really miss her uploads and they make me smile even after being subscribed to her since before 1M followers

  • @johnathanprentice-funk1752
    @johnathanprentice-funk1752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    First reason for not getting married “there’s no tax benefits.”

    • @rose-mg1ws
      @rose-mg1ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @babygoaxxxtentacion fan oop-

    • @clementineanderson786
      @clementineanderson786 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      First reason in a long list...unless apparently you have a Ben? 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @laurenbander4565
    @laurenbander4565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Omg I sent the "treasure map" schematic quiz over a year ago... but I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

    • @AryakiM
      @AryakiM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was amazing!!

    • @rachelx04
      @rachelx04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wooooow you got featured!!!

  • @joud3448
    @joud3448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ben is becoming more comfortable on camera every video

  • @idahagglund524
    @idahagglund524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    5:10 Can we just appreciate that someone managed to find a card that has holo on it and says 'Nailed it!'
    What are the odds of that...

  • @milliewalker-mousley4049
    @milliewalker-mousley4049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Ben if you need help blink twice really fast and we’ll get there as soon as we can
    Thank you so much for all the likes it’s the most I’ve ever got❤️

  • @MizDimples
    @MizDimples 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I'm so uncomfortable for the two of them when they opened the ball gag.

    • @pyrohyde7150
      @pyrohyde7150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wolfie - Borks stay confused you innocent child. You'll be better off... I think

    • @oliviad833
      @oliviad833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wolfie - Borks yes, that is definitely the correct assumption 🙂

    • @pyrohyde7150
      @pyrohyde7150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Olive Disney *cough* err yeah... definitely

    • @siennahope8000
      @siennahope8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one? 😂

    • @emmetzinada
      @emmetzinada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Wolfie - Borks Ball gags are for sex.

  • @lvlyjm3989
    @lvlyjm3989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    You should do following a bob ross painting tutorial with nail polish
    EDIT:thanks for so much likes❤️

    • @jaidenrobbins5257
      @jaidenrobbins5257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don ross is another famous painter and he came to my school to show us how to paint

    • @lvlyjm3989
      @lvlyjm3989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jaiden robbins sooooo lucky

    • @4cmastify
      @4cmastify 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      she already did

  • @T0X1Cb
    @T0X1Cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I've been with you for 3 years, anyone else remember when she painted the car with nail polish

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Please add Tax Return Teal to Ben's nail polish line

  • @hey_its_heather
    @hey_its_heather 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This might be the best Simplymailogical...bible and ball gags 😂😂😂

    • @bisma1352
      @bisma1352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr but the one with ben's forhead hickey almost killed me laughing

  • @shannybridgejeez5816
    @shannybridgejeez5816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This is the most I've seen your cat zyler in a video, he's so cute.😂 this video had me wheezing

    • @queentaylor5986
      @queentaylor5986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:43 ...the cat edits be having me deaddd 😭😭😭

  • @tomspencer4855
    @tomspencer4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    why does their tea look like soaked dirt water or something...? Just wondering.....

    • @ginawynn5372
      @ginawynn5372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was wondering that the whole time! I think it's cuz she puts milk in like herbal teas but idk 🤣

    • @cookieconkle
      @cookieconkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well how else is it supposed to taste earthy....

    • @lilstonerprincess2135
      @lilstonerprincess2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A lot of herbal teas are fruity, from a Canadian obsessed with David's tea

    • @rhyesse
      @rhyesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because they're drinking black tea. Black tea is dark brown or black colored.

    • @angelaspark369
      @angelaspark369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know it looks discustin

  • @dopecarmilla
    @dopecarmilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Sometimes I forget you guys are Canadian and just have health insurance, as an American I have to say that's one big reason people here get married. I think it's mostly American kids wondering why you aren't married since so many people here are for legal reasons (and love etc.) Props to you for not being pressured into an extravagant wedding (though imagine ben in a holo tux? just saying)

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Right? I'm disabled and rely on my husband's job for health insurance because getting disability SSI/SSDI is nearly impossible. There are a lot of legal benefits to be married in the USA.

    • @reynaldvalencia2712
      @reynaldvalencia2712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Saf is getting married threadbanger is married heyooooo

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wanted to marry my wife anyway, but yeah I do need me dem benefits
      And kids you don't need an expensive wedding. I wore a thrift store dress and got married in my friend's back yard while she officiated

    • @tiffanieadkins4673
      @tiffanieadkins4673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lauren Brennan yes Ben WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A Tux like Christian just like about it ahhahahahahahs

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I enjoy these unboxing videos. *It means that we are supplying Menchie and Zyler with all the boxes they could ever want!*

  • @kiera9320
    @kiera9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Like Post Malone’s “beerbongs and bentleys” it’s Simplynaillogical’s album “ballgags and bibles”

  • @marcelamichelle
    @marcelamichelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:52 I WAS SENT TO HEAVEN & CAME BACK. Omggg that had me laughing so hard

  • @christinaeid3319
    @christinaeid3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    Simply: “5 year olds write!”
    Me: “5 year olds watch this channel!”
    Edit: all I’m saying is, It would be bad if younger kids (like a five year old) are watching this channel because Cristine sometimes makes references. I love simply soooo much, but younger kids shouldn’t watch her(younger than 7)

    • @summerskye3393
      @summerskye3393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Christina Eid I started watching this channel when I was THREE

    • @vinmartin3867
      @vinmartin3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you mean "?"

    • @rosalindaperez246
      @rosalindaperez246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Pray for the children" 😂😂

    • @victorianou2763
      @victorianou2763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@summerskye3393 WHAT?!

    • @HoezzMADD-pr3rt
      @HoezzMADD-pr3rt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@summerskye3393 So are you maybe 7?

  • @rebeccafinkelstein1314
    @rebeccafinkelstein1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    there NEEDS to be a channel for the cats "simply tailogical" ^-^
    edit: so ik literally EVERYONE who gets over 10 likes says this but I'm gonna be basic and say "wOAH THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER GOTTEN"

    • @Tylermc_
      @Tylermc_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yyyyyaaaaaaaasssssss

    • @maryjane7102
      @maryjane7102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @vixennotvix2928
      @vixennotvix2928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rebecca Finkelstein or simply catlogical

    • @mjenkins7194
      @mjenkins7194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg your a genius

    • @fallon4992
      @fallon4992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holological

  • @emilyholowka
    @emilyholowka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    When you hear that iconic saxophone-piano duet music, you know mom and dad are about to have a meaningless discussion with you about life lessons.

  • @kristenlorraine2695
    @kristenlorraine2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ben: "You okay Ronnie?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 DEAD!!

  • @sarahgarrod5311
    @sarahgarrod5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    My gift to you is that I don't skip the ads on your videos. You're welcome.

  • @user-sn6jv5dv9s
    @user-sn6jv5dv9s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    “I try to keep him here everyday.... by locking him in the closet”
    Girl what you gonna do when he comes out?

    • @heliaaxis5823
      @heliaaxis5823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holosexual party... cos rainbows

    • @rrobinmay
      @rrobinmay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comes out...As Holosexual!

    • @helenasofiagutierrez9552
      @helenasofiagutierrez9552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Martín Mejía A dramatic storytime video 😂

    • @liazor21
      @liazor21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as a holosexual

  • @Frodin527
    @Frodin527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    For some reason, here in the US not really sure about Canada though, every one judges you poorly if you aren’t engaged after dating someone for two flippin years. I got ridiculed by family members, co-workers and random judgy people all the time. I once had a co-worker tell me that my now husband must not really love me or want me since we had been dating for six years and he hadn’t proposed yet.
    My brothers told me to leave him because we weren’t engaged after the first year... 🤦🏻‍♀️ People are stupid, the reasons we got married are; health insurance, tax break for him and his parents said we couldn’t live together if we weren’t at least engaged (we did anyway, but he wasn’t super happy about upsetting them, fair).
    Side note: we are high school sweet hearts, who the fuck can afford a wedding at 19? Or even 20? 🤷🏻‍♀️Started dating in 2008 and got married in 2017, happy we waited. Honestly, I would have spent the money we spent on our wedding on our house hands down. Would have been a much better use of it, but his family is very traditional so fine...
    If you guys are happy the way you are that is all that matters, marriage literally does nothing to keep you together.
    *Ahem* I realized that this could come off wrong. I love my husband, I just wish there wasn’t social pressure telling us what we HAD to marry and more of just letting us be together in our own way. I don’t view marriage as adding anything to our actual relationship, it just makes it easier for us in some aspects if we are. Those ways should already be available to us, but aren’t for some reason.

    • @Needsleep247
      @Needsleep247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frodin527 so much YES. Don’t have any desire to be married, have been with the boy for almost 4 years. We’ve built a very happy life together and if we ever get married it’ll be for something stupid and practical like health insurance benefits 😂

    • @danielleholt4721
      @danielleholt4721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got engaged to my boyfriend after 6 and half years on 12/16/18...

    • @nameless113
      @nameless113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve been with my boyfriend for 10 years and we have an 8 year old son and no desire to get married in the near future. I don’t know why it’s so important to people that you get married if you’ve been together more than 2 years.

    • @gwenythbinkowski588
      @gwenythbinkowski588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read the whole thing!!!

    • @catandnova
      @catandnova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny how a culture that pushes for marriage so fiercely also regularly complains (jokes?) about marriage being miserable.

  • @ashley5515
    @ashley5515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    3:24 did Ben just say “eh” unironically??

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's a very helpful word, it's like yes >;(

    • @catsforlife92
      @catsforlife92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Canadians do actually say "eh"

    • @catsforlife92
      @catsforlife92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadians do actually say "eh"

  • @aliciamackson
    @aliciamackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Ben and Cristine in a large group of people
    👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤🍌📀👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤

    • @aura507
      @aura507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP CRISTINE 2018-2018

    • @purebutdeadly
      @purebutdeadly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cristine*

    • @anitaj5901
      @anitaj5901 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alicia Mackson it’s Cristine

    • @sarahcook8028
      @sarahcook8028 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Cristine

  • @Allunastarr8
    @Allunastarr8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I get the addiction bible because you make jokes about holo being drugs and getting the good stuff so that joke makes sense, but the ballgags?!?!?!?!

    • @allyb3510
      @allyb3510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keesha Fleming I mean she IS holoSEXUAL

  • @ohsuzeyq_
    @ohsuzeyq_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    *Today on SimplyMail Logical we got a bible and a ball gag.* - Ben

  • @catherineviolinist
    @catherineviolinist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s so wild to see what people have thought to send you. This Mailogical episode really showcases the entire spectrum of weird and awesome mail! 😂

  • @stef.828
    @stef.828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    'dad with his tower computer because he refuses to upgrade to a mac'
    THIS HURT ME ON SO MANY LEVELS CRISTINE

  • @noraguerrero1350
    @noraguerrero1350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I laughed so hard I almost choked when Ben said that bit about the dad looking for his Windows CD. Oh God my sides!!!. 😂😂

    • @waterpolowizard
      @waterpolowizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree. And when the letter said there was nothing on it I imagined a kid trying to play music on a cd player - nope nothing on this i'll use it as holo art

    • @misschelz1
      @misschelz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same xD

  • @kxylahm
    @kxylahm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    Why I’m I watching this in 2019???
    Now I’m re-watching this in 2020
    Let’s see how long the dates go lol
    Date: 05/14th/20
    Date:06/11th/20
    Date:07/9th/20
    Date:08/1st/20
    Date:04/25th/21
    Date: 09/12th/21

  • @dsmpfan4839
    @dsmpfan4839 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for all of your videos, you’ve made me feel good when times are rough and even if you’re not streaming anymore I hope you’re super happy just like how you’ve made me ❤😊