@Spellcaster86 it is not weird, einstein, literally everyone in the world call pregnancy and labour the miracle of life. The baby is a miracle. Not because it is explainable it is any less of an magnificent process.
Once, when I was about eight, I tried picking up my new born baby sister when no one was around (no one would let me hold her). I took one step, tripped on a fan cord, and fell face first with her. I kid you not, I had apparently held her out at the right angle because she ended up landing on a pillow that had been left on the floor. She started bawling anyway, but hey... she could have hit the wooden nightstand behind the pillow instead. I think that's the day I used up all my luck.
Jesus... woman lol I once I was dancing with my younger cousin and we were kinda jumping and out of nowhere she ended upside down and almost hit her face against the cold floor. she was laughing.
I should have used up all my luck by now. I fell on a nail that missed my spine by an inch, ALMOST KILLED MY DAD WITH AN ATV when I was ONLY 7, almost fell of a canyon (not exaggerating, it was a literal canyon in Yellowstone), and all kinds of shit, yet somehow u still end up being really lucky. I wish I could give my luck to someone who deserves it more.
Pretty much everyone who is alive and healthy is so as a result of lucky escapes and fortuitous circumstances. The not so lucky are too dead to tell their stories. For my part I almost drowned in a canal when I was 5
As much of a joke as this video is, it actually has a lot of truth to it. Sometimes people insist that I do something, with me insisting that you should never let me do this because I'll mess up, but they make me do it anyways. Then I end up completely messing everything up, and everyone gets really mad. Cause logic
"Here, hold this little person who could literally die from just you breathing on it. You're now temporarily responsible for their well being and physical integrity (which by the way can be compromised by a drop of less than a foot)."
Top tip: When transferring a baby from one person to another, just stand there and let them take it from you - this way if you drop the baby, it's their fault.
Max Power The A in "are" needs to be capitalize because that's the beginning of a sentence. Same with the t in "that" because that's also the beginning of a sentence
I'm the middle cousin so whenever there is a new baby they give it to me because I was the one who was being held last (even though that's not true) And I am so awkward it's not even funny how scared i am. Then the child starts crying and I start crying but no one pays attention because I'm the middle awkward cousin.
I never want to hold a baby either. It's not dislike them, I just feel incredibly uncomfortable around them. Once the kids get to an age where I can have a conversation with them, then I'm fine. Before that, they just kinda weird me out.
Yeah all they do is just poop and puke on you. There's no point hanging around with them until they can hold somewhat of a conversation, and even then they're annoying.
I actually prefer toddlers to babies. They are way cuter, more self-dependent and interesting. Instead of just laying around and crying all day, they look around and learn from the surroundings and its fun to see them do so.
Was D'Arcy Carden always on College humor or was this a guest appearance? Also, remember when the characters in a skit of CH had names instead of their real names?
3 years later, let me answer your question: It's because College Humor often staffs from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and their improv teams. D'Arcy and many other guests in videos are on house teams there with current cast.
I never thought of it that way. Why *do* people hand other people their most precious possession? I won't let anyone hold my fragile and antique glass figurines. So why do people let other people hold their babies??
A new parent experiences a feeling of overwhelming joy due to the presence of their child and it's an insinct for people they care about to try to share that joy.
Sharing the joy of life with your closest family and friends? For goodness' sake you people are so delicate. Holding a baby is as easy as holding a football. It's a basic life skill. There's no excuse to not have that skill.
@@SeraphsWitness Have you considered that perhaps no one actually wants to hold a shitting pissing puking soft meat sack? It’s not that we don’t know HOW to hold a baby, it’s that we don’t want to. But saying “I don’t want to hold your baby.” Offends people, so we make up that bullshit “I dont know how to hold a baby.” Hoping that maybe they’ll leave us alone. But you don’t. You laugh and force us to hold it instead of leaving us alone.
My mom just gave me her fiances sisters baby to hold and I really did not want to hold it because I hardly know the parent of the baby so the whole time I was thinking "don't cry, don't move....don't do anything"
legit ever since i saw this - when i ask if people wanna hold my baby and they get that look of panic, i tell them "you don't have to if you don't want" and watch them instantly relax. lol then i pull out this video and we all get a laugh and they feel better knowing they're not alone.
Can I ask you something? Why do you want someone else to hold them? Like what is the purpose of it? I’m not trying to sound rude but i really really hate babies and I’ve never held one and every time I decline people look at me like I’m an ass.
Oh god... This brings me back to relatives just handing me their baby when I was young. I was infamously clumsy and weak; I'd run into door frames, tripped on flat side walk, fell down stairs and fainted when I got up too fast. It was downright irresponsible to hand me a baby. I dropped my home ect. flour baby straight onto concrete and that's just a dumb simulation lasting a only week. Trapp really captured that familiar terror.
I just imagined a bunch of babies floating towards a person trapped in a corner with a terrified face and they keep yelling STAY BACK BABIES but then they start crying a go into fetal position as the babies swarm over them..... I need help.
God, don't *EVER* make me hold someone's baby. I don't state the fact that Isecretlyhatebabiespleasedon'tjudgeme out loud but I still shiver internally when I see one. NOW BEFORE YOU SAY "But Integrity-Chan, you WERE a child!" I didn't know the definitions of 'opinions' and 'self-consciousness' when I was below five.
+megan ruhnke Why would you want to do that? I mean it most probably wouldn't have seriously harmed the baby because of their immense flexibility, but wanting something like that to happen? Maybe you need to go see a doctor
***** I was thinking of sticking a long plank out my window, attaching a platform to the outside end and setting up a home cinema on it, and balancing it out by stacking a million tiny replicas of the statue of liberty carved out of minced meat on the inside end.
You should feel ashamed, CollegeHumor, maybe next time place a trigger warning on videos? Because this reminded me of my brother's 1st birthday where I was allowed to hold him for the first time, but accidently fell down the stairs and broke his neck, causing him to roll into my father's industrial woodchipper. After seeing this, it threw me into a series of severe panic attacks and into the dark spiral of depression. As a result, I have not left this bathroom or slept for 23 hours and the toilet is clogged. Thanks, Obama.
Look... guys. Miracles are completely subjective concepts. You calling them heartless monsters is not going to change their mind. There are just people out there who think babies are useless. There are also people who think that the creation of life itself is a grand miracle. We can leave these two groups to their own devices and not have to have these stupid arguments with people we will never see in out entire lives. ***** I respect the fact that you don't like baby praising but you don't have to attack people for it. If you don't like it, leave. Nobody's stopping you.
So..... if the baby was perfectly fine till the second guy took it why did they blame the first guy?....... I mean I get it's a joke but just doesn't seem to make sense if I were them I'd blame the guy that was currently holding it.
"I am teaching it anger and fear and everything that's bad in the world!" I mean, good? I'd be pretty creeped out if I met a kid that just didn't respond to any frustrating situations at all with anything but joy. And probably dangerous not know fear- walking into extremely dangerous situations like a horror movie character. Probably for the best, health wise.
Am I the only one who's the weird one in the family for not wanting to hold or entertain the baby? Give me a kitten and I will love it to death but Babies are just gross...
***** I hate holding babies, though I'll fake that I don't so that people won't insist that I do. There are a lot of people around here who share that sentiment, but I think part of the reason that you see a lot more of said people here than you do in real life is because the type of introverted misanthropes who tend to dislike human infants also tend to be the armchair warriors who live in a shitty basement eating pizza.
I can't smile and hold life at the same time
deep.
+Amie Richard Oh My god Is your profile pic what i think it is?
+Julian Yang Phan and TØP
YES!
+Amie Richard 40th Like! ;D
"This is a thin sack of vital organs and responsibilities." Is an amazing way to describe babies.
Or it’s a sentient loaf of bread
Also satan
"What if I drop it?"
"We trust you"
" *WHYYYYYY* "
ArtisticPixie story of my life
So me
Mood
I distance myself from family and friends who have babies, im not about to accidentally fall and toss or crush it by accident
I fucking feel that
Mike's acting is on point
+Rembey oh really I never knew that. That's kinda sad ☹️
It isnt acting. Bum bum buuuuum
Because he isn't acting 👈👈
"you spent 9 months making a miracle and I'm gonna f*** it up in 1 second!!" LOL
Panda Cake4533 me tho
I took that the wrong way
He’s afraid of killing it and even teaching it anger, yet he doesn’t realize he could teach swear words🙄
@Spellcaster86 it is not weird, einstein, literally everyone in the world call pregnancy and labour the miracle of life. The baby is a miracle. Not because it is explainable it is any less of an magnificent process.
@@stephenking5852, the child would’ve learned them at some point.
Adam ruins babies.
Deadfire Grasp babies are already ruined
Deadfire Grasp 100th like!
Exactly. How can you ruin a pants-shitting miniature Winston Churchill who's only form of communication is a 100db screech?
lol i love your name! RIP DFG. Will be missed.
Deadfire Grasp babies aren't actually alive, they just give an illusion they're alive
Once, when I was about eight, I tried picking up my new born baby sister when no one was around (no one would let me hold her). I took one step, tripped on a fan cord, and fell face first with her. I kid you not, I had apparently held her out at the right angle because she ended up landing on a pillow that had been left on the floor. She started bawling anyway, but hey... she could have hit the wooden nightstand behind the pillow instead. I think that's the day I used up all my luck.
+KellseyAlexHipo I might, though...
Jesus... woman
lol
I once I was dancing with my younger cousin and we were kinda jumping and out of nowhere she ended upside down and almost hit her face against the cold floor.
she was laughing.
+KellseyAlexHipo It's a really good thing I was the younger sibling instead of the older one... or else this would have been me haha.
I should have used up all my luck by now. I fell on a nail that missed my spine by an inch, ALMOST KILLED MY DAD WITH AN ATV when I was ONLY 7, almost fell of a canyon (not exaggerating, it was a literal canyon in Yellowstone), and all kinds of shit, yet somehow u still end up being really lucky. I wish I could give my luck to someone who deserves it more.
Pretty much everyone who is alive and healthy is so as a result of lucky escapes and fortuitous circumstances. The not so lucky are too dead to tell their stories. For my part I almost drowned in a canal when I was 5
"I broke it! I BROKE IT!" lol
Someone fix it someone fix it!
Don't worry I'm a baby fixer, let's see the problem... well your baby has aids, I can't fix that
+Nikki Bruns have you heard the joke about the baby with aids?
edgy meme
Oh, yeah. That one.
Man, it never gets old!
When it deflated I died😂
so did the baby
+Earth The Kid lmao
+Earth The Kid you made my day
Were you the baby?
I was gonna say it!
As much of a joke as this video is, it actually has a lot of truth to it. Sometimes people insist that I do something, with me insisting that you should never let me do this because I'll mess up, but they make me do it anyways. Then I end up completely messing everything up, and everyone gets really mad. Cause logic
+Evan Mitchell because they leave the baby in your hands
Evan Mitchell Exactly. People are the worst.
Wow, a summary of my life. Cool. I'll go cry in a corner now.
They left out completely that some people don't like babies. They don't want to be stuck holding one. You made this thing, you hold it.
I hate that. People who do that are just pricks.
Adam looks like such an uncle-person.
Sure, you can play outside. Just stay where I can see you. *continues day drinking*
Actually, he is the surrogate uncle of Murph and Em in ARE.
I dunno I feel like he's more of a *daddy*
Whoever came up with the quote "Sleeps as quiet as a baby" Obviously doesn't have one.
Rebekka Schuyer nobody I know says that...
I usually here sleeps like a baby, yeah whoever said that is crazy
They had a baby with SIDS
@Demiglitch ooof
They say it cause babies dont make noise and comfortable while sleeping their cry is when they awake
"Here, hold this little person who could literally die from just you breathing on it. You're now temporarily responsible for their well being and physical integrity (which by the way can be compromised by a drop of less than a foot)."
@ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou I'm 23, I got at least 7 years until that takes over my life, if I ever become mature enough to deserve a baby
I won't hold a baby unless I'm sitting down
I won't hold a baby, period
no, no, babies are what happen when you don't get a period
Period!
Jonathan Maderos even if I'm sitting down I won't hold it. I'm fucking terrified of holding life forms.
Actually same though and even then it's too much haha
Top tip: When transferring a baby from one person to another, just stand there and let them take it from you - this way if you drop the baby, it's their fault.
"are you crazy women?!" that line gets me everytime
Max Power woman*
K Hizzy Woman capitalize the w
Chanu F You forgot to put a comma after "Woman."
Max Power The A in "are" needs to be capitalize because that's the beginning of a sentence. Same with the t in "that" because that's also the beginning of a sentence
Sorry, I thought I would join in on the corrections because why not? 😂
At the beginning, I thought "Wow, this is so me!" then I realized.. I probably wouldn't even show up to the event..
Jeepers2242 savage
Jeepersans RELATABLE
I would only come for the free food and cake
Adam pretending to be a dad is so cute.
Paloma Rivera
Real smooth, bro.
Adam ruins fathership
-We trust you.
-WHY!?
story of my life lmao
JANET FROM THE GOOD PLACE
Izzy Maybe Great Hi I’m Janet I LOVE THE GOOD PLACE
Izzy Maybe Great YES
Janet can just reinflate the baby.
Izzy Maybe Great why is he worried about the baby when he should be worried about killing Janet?
i was just about to comment this
i have never related to a video more fuck
Same here
Pretty much.
ikr
I'm the middle cousin so whenever there is a new baby they give it to me because I was the one who was being held last (even though that's not true) And I am so awkward it's not even funny how scared i am. Then the child starts crying and I start crying but no one pays attention because I'm the middle awkward cousin.
This was me a week ago!
I never want to hold a baby either. It's not dislike them, I just feel incredibly uncomfortable around them. Once the kids get to an age where I can have a conversation with them, then I'm fine. Before that, they just kinda weird me out.
Yeah all they do is just poop and puke on you. There's no point hanging around with them until they can hold somewhat of a conversation, and even then they're annoying.
I actually prefer toddlers to babies. They are way cuter, more self-dependent and interesting. Instead of just laying around and crying all day, they look around and learn from the surroundings and its fun to see them do so.
definitely. I'm a fan of the 5-10 range.
Time for you to man up, I think. Life isn't about you.
This is so relatable haha. ME. "OH GOD I BROKE IT!"
Alex Dorrity balloon
Was D'Arcy Carden always on College humor or was this a guest appearance? Also, remember when the characters in a skit of CH had names instead of their real names?
3 years later, let me answer your question: It's because College Humor often staffs from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and their improv teams. D'Arcy and many other guests in videos are on house teams there with current cast.
"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but other peoples are terrible"
Best comment I've seen today true words spoken
Pretty sure I mind my own. At least when I'm back from eating at taco bell.
Re well actually taco bell is a cure for constipation
sguigly ahahahahahahaha
1. EXACTLY ME.
2. WTF DID I WATCH AT THE END?
3. WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS???
4. Thanks for listening to me and my likers and making new endcards! :D
THE QUESTION IS : WHY DOESNT EVREYONE WRITE IN CAPS?!
EVERYONE IS TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE WE LIKE CYBER SCREAMING
betatester STOP WRITING SO LOUD!!!!!
Mongis Lort STOP MAKING SENCE
I never thought of it that way. Why *do* people hand other people their most precious possession? I won't let anyone hold my fragile and antique glass figurines. So why do people let other people hold their babies??
Because, contrary to popular belief, babies aren't actually made of glass.
Courtney Cannava Wow. You learn something new everyday.
A new parent experiences a feeling of overwhelming joy due to the presence of their child and it's an insinct for people they care about to try to share that joy.
Sharing the joy of life with your closest family and friends?
For goodness' sake you people are so delicate. Holding a baby is as easy as holding a football. It's a basic life skill. There's no excuse to not have that skill.
@@SeraphsWitness Have you considered that perhaps no one actually wants to hold a shitting pissing puking soft meat sack? It’s not that we don’t know HOW to hold a baby, it’s that we don’t want to. But saying “I don’t want to hold your baby.” Offends people, so we make up that bullshit “I dont know how to hold a baby.” Hoping that maybe they’ll leave us alone. But you don’t. You laugh and force us to hold it instead of leaving us alone.
"YOU SPENT NINE MONTHS MAKING A MIRACLE AND IM GOING TO FUCK IT UP ANY SECOND
***** In ONE second. If you're going to correct someone, DO IT PROPERLY!
***** OH NO! I'M TWO WORDS OFF! I'M A MENTALLY CHALLENGED GOOF! BURN ME AT THE STAKE!!!
***** I wrote in caps to represent me sarcastically yelling, since its hard to show emotion through text...
***** ok.
My mom just gave me her fiances sisters baby to hold and I really did not want to hold it because I hardly know the parent of the baby so the whole time I was thinking "don't cry, don't move....don't do anything"
It's Janet!!
*Baby deflates
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
I DON'T KNOW!!!
Treat babies like dishes, drop a few on the floor and people stop asking you to hold them.
And then they grow up to be just like you...
TheyCallMeGawd You should know a thing or two about being dropped as a baby.
This is now my favorite College Humor video. Relatable and extremely funny, down to the actors, facial emotions and writing. You did great, guys!
This was uploaded on my birthday!
Thanks.
Happy almost aborted day.
hahahaha XD
TheJoshsplosh Woah! Happy birthday!
CollegeHumor
Woah, I never thought CollegeHumor actually commented on their videos.
This is how I feel about babies
I know the feel
+Ben Lyman I'm the exact same way.
+Ben Lyman freak
Ben Lyman not me, hehehe our family has 7 kids.....
Send help please
"We trust you"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Wow, that acting was better than I'd expected. Great sketch too!
Still better than Twilight.
Geilvo completely true... twilightade good actors bad...
Oh jeez I hated Taylor Lautner for that...love him now though. He's actually really fucking funny.
"I dont even trip or anything, I just think too hard about DOGS"
This remains one of my favourite videos on the internet because of Trapp's acting, he's so awesome!
I think Adam was the reason the baby...Deflated...even though he is the Dad in this sketch...BUT ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING
lol
A2+B2= Adam Ruins everything. :)
While that guy was panicking he could have put the baby on the couch or sofa or something.
Yes, but the possibility of of dropping/killing it in the process was far too great.
OMG COLLEGEHUMOR REPLIED TO MY COMMENT IM SO LUCKY!!!!!!!
Imagin of someone handed you a baby and you just set it on the couch and staired at everyone, the looks youwould get for that, holly shit.
me whoelse Putting it on the floor and walking away...hmmmm...like sims?
Ferrety Lixciaa No,in sims you would get out of the house and put it on the grass,or on the road.
"It's moving! Is it supposed to be moving!"
Babies make me sooooo nervous.
legit ever since i saw this - when i ask if people wanna hold my baby and they get that look of panic, i tell them "you don't have to if you don't want" and watch them instantly relax. lol
then i pull out this video and we all get a laugh and they feel better knowing they're not alone.
Can I ask you something? Why do you want someone else to hold them? Like what is the purpose of it? I’m not trying to sound rude but i really really hate babies and I’ve never held one and every time I decline people look at me like I’m an ass.
"This is what I'm gonna do to your baby"😂😂I love that part
*just had a baby*
Parents: who does it look more like
Me: BITCH ITS A BABY IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO
+terrynna williams this made my day
+terrynna williams Don't you copy top comment.....
Is that Janet from the good place?
"WHAT DID YOU DOOOO!?!?"
Love it. This is the most relatable video ever.
6 years, and never realized until today that Janet from the Good Place is here.
Oh my god that's Janet from The Good Place
Lol, Adam is always so happy and upbeat that it's hilarious seeing him mad!
He's worried about breaking it, I'm more worried about the fact I'd even have to touch it.
I got handed a baby. I actually started to cry.
***** I don't like babies at all
Darius Reid Well you sound like you have a serious problem.
That ending tho
this videos is the first 5 seconds everyone feel's when they first hold a baby.
This is so relatable.
Oh god... This brings me back to relatives just handing me their baby when I was young. I was infamously clumsy and weak; I'd run into door frames, tripped on flat side walk, fell down stairs and fainted when I got up too fast.
It was downright irresponsible to hand me a baby. I dropped my home ect. flour baby straight onto concrete and that's just a dumb simulation lasting a only week.
Trapp really captured that familiar terror.
This infant is ADORABLE!!
"I am teaching it anger and fear, and all that's bad about the world!" Gets me every time.
Can adam be my daddy, ok thanks bye
TheRandomExplorer Yeah I want him as a daddy, but not as a father--
dear god why
I literally gasped at the end! Lol
I LITERALLY DIED
Is it possible to figuratively die?
Emil Zakarian Have you ever met a Mormon?
RIP
a moment of silence for Bentley -_-
Than how did you type this
this is me whenever i hold something that costs more than £100
Mike went through so much in this video. So relatable.
Going through old ch sketches and I see Janet! 😂😂😂
Hahaha finally a comment section I can relate to. I do my best to distance myself from children but they always seem to gravitate towards me -.-
They can smell fear
I just imagined a bunch of babies floating towards a person trapped in a corner with a terrified face and they keep yelling STAY BACK BABIES but then they start crying a go into fetal position as the babies swarm over them..... I need help.
Aww, that baby is adorable!
That end though
"we trust you"
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!"
"I cant smile and hold life at the same time" 🤣
Is that janet from the good place?
Saoirse Lynne I think it is!
Sophia ocker I love the show !
Yeah it is
Yes, it is.
This is me internally when someone hands me a baby. Externally I smile and then hand the alien life-form to anyone who's around me
Adam has such great looking hair.
God, don't *EVER* make me hold someone's baby. I don't state the fact that Isecretlyhatebabiespleasedon'tjudgeme out loud but I still shiver internally when I see one.
NOW BEFORE YOU SAY "But Integrity-Chan, you WERE a child!" I didn't know the definitions of 'opinions' and 'self-consciousness' when I was below five.
My, that comment was useless.
TheGirlThat'sFilledWithINTEGRITY I have one thing to say to you....you are filled with integrity
TheGirlThat'sFilledWithINTEGRITY I have one thing to say to you....you are filled with integrity
Gamer Goodies **INTEGRITY INTENSIFIES**
Is it bad to say that I wanted him to drop the baby
+megan ruhnke I wanted the same XD
I wanted him to drop the baby from the very beginning XD
+megan ruhnke You are what's called "a horrendous person" A rare creature that feeds mostly on sadism and lives in the physical manifestation of Hell.
No.
+megan ruhnke Why would you want to do that? I mean it most probably wouldn't have seriously harmed the baby because of their immense flexibility, but wanting something like that to happen? Maybe you need to go see a doctor
Good to see Janet here!!
That ending was unexpected...
@CollegeHumor OMG IT'S JANNET!!!!!!!!!!
I hate babies! I hate THIS baby 😂👶 That part was hilarious 😄
Darcy Carden!
I thought I was the only one to fear keep in arm babies
***** I was thinking of sticking a long plank out my window, attaching a platform to the outside end and setting up a home cinema on it, and balancing it out by stacking a million tiny replicas of the statue of liberty carved out of minced meat on the inside end.
Blrp That's exactly what I did on the 30th of February.
Janet and Adam looks so cute together!
You should feel ashamed, CollegeHumor, maybe next time place a trigger warning on videos?
Because this reminded me of my brother's 1st birthday where I was allowed to hold him for the first time, but accidently fell down the stairs and broke his neck, causing him to roll into my father's industrial woodchipper.
After seeing this, it threw me into a series of severe panic attacks and into the dark spiral of depression. As a result, I have not left this bathroom or slept for 23 hours and the toilet is clogged. Thanks, Obama.
Randy Bobandy an actually funny ironic comment about being triggered two years before the meme came out
Me after watching the Good Place:
OH MY GOD, IS THAT JANET?!?
Wonderful acting, Michael Trapp.
Look... guys. Miracles are completely subjective concepts. You calling them heartless monsters is not going to change their mind. There are just people out there who think babies are useless. There are also people who think that the creation of life itself is a grand miracle. We can leave these two groups to their own devices and not have to have these stupid arguments with people we will never see in out entire lives.
***** I respect the fact that you don't like baby praising but you don't have to attack people for it. If you don't like it, leave. Nobody's stopping you.
well said
Lol of course babies are useless, until they grow up.Anyone who hates babies just because they're useless needs to grow up themselves.
I love that. "I only posted this because I have pent up aggression against your fandom... TAKE THAT!"
Caylub Moon My little pony,my little pony.
Oh my god it’s Janet!
That ending went from 1 to 100 instantly
It's Janet from The Good Place.
Adam would be an amazing father! ^-^
Watching all the old sketches Mike wrote is like looking in a history book.
So..... if the baby was perfectly fine till the second guy took it why did they blame the first guy?....... I mean I get it's a joke but just doesn't seem to make sense if I were them I'd blame the guy that was currently holding it.
You went too deep..Bad idea especially for collegehumor videos
klsau Or any 2 minute joke video for that matter.
Well of course the guy that's currently holding the baby would blame the person who held it last.
A damn baby deflated like a balloon, and you're worrying about why they are blaming the wrong guy?
Seeing flaws in things can be good sometimes. Sometimes it's just not necessary.
"I am teaching it anger and fear and everything that's bad in the world!"
I mean, good? I'd be pretty creeped out if I met a kid that just didn't respond to any frustrating situations at all with anything but joy. And probably dangerous not know fear- walking into extremely dangerous situations like a horror movie character. Probably for the best, health wise.
Such relatability
Janet!!
This happened to me once.
Once.
The air deflating noise just cracked me up!
Am I the only one who's the weird one in the family for not wanting to hold or entertain the baby? Give me a kitten and I will love it to death but Babies are just gross...
Funny that mean you have a mutant in your genes or a common physiologic disorder.
*****
tell me more, professor
***** I hate holding babies, though I'll fake that I don't so that people won't insist that I do. There are a lot of people around here who share that sentiment, but I think part of the reason that you see a lot more of said people here than you do in real life is because the type of introverted misanthropes who tend to dislike human infants also tend to be the armchair warriors who live in a shitty basement eating pizza.
Vengeful Spirit
are you referring to me or to yourself?
*****
This is exactly what I do ^^
JANET??!!
That feeling you get when no one answered your question
in a group chat
this is why i run whenever my uncle tries and makes me hold my baby cousin..