Don't Make Me Hold Your Baby

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  • @DosMojitoporfavor
    @DosMojitoporfavor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5098

    I can't smile and hold life at the same time

    • @narly_blue4879
      @narly_blue4879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      deep.

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Amie Richard Oh My god Is your profile pic what i think it is?

    • @obnoxiousfandomname813
      @obnoxiousfandomname813 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Julian Yang Phan and TØP

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @ShugarCubez
      @ShugarCubez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Amie Richard 40th Like! ;D

  • @MsAnnDee
    @MsAnnDee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    "This is a thin sack of vital organs and responsibilities." Is an amazing way to describe babies.

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    "What if I drop it?"
    "We trust you"
    " *WHYYYYYY* "

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ArtisticPixie story of my life

    • @janetambiyi9709
      @janetambiyi9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So me

    • @CrizizUnderLord
      @CrizizUnderLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mood

    • @username172
      @username172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I distance myself from family and friends who have babies, im not about to accidentally fall and toss or crush it by accident

    • @tman74
      @tman74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking feel that

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Mike's acting is on point

    • @alicesophie123
      @alicesophie123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Rembey oh really I never knew that. That's kinda sad ☹️

    • @almightybilliam2172
      @almightybilliam2172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It isnt acting. Bum bum buuuuum

    • @DewSocks
      @DewSocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he isn't acting 👈👈

  • @PandaCake-vf8jt
    @PandaCake-vf8jt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    "you spent 9 months making a miracle and I'm gonna f*** it up in 1 second!!" LOL

    • @emmakamullins3328
      @emmakamullins3328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Panda Cake4533 me tho

    • @charisalexander9480
      @charisalexander9480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I took that the wrong way

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s afraid of killing it and even teaching it anger, yet he doesn’t realize he could teach swear words🙄

    • @PolliitoAle
      @PolliitoAle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Spellcaster86 it is not weird, einstein, literally everyone in the world call pregnancy and labour the miracle of life. The baby is a miracle. Not because it is explainable it is any less of an magnificent process.

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenking5852, the child would’ve learned them at some point.

  • @D1GItAL_CVTS
    @D1GItAL_CVTS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    Adam ruins babies.

    • @ericwang9348
      @ericwang9348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Deadfire Grasp babies are already ruined

    • @khizzy6267
      @khizzy6267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deadfire Grasp 100th like!

    • @simonstanier
      @simonstanier 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Exactly. How can you ruin a pants-shitting miniature Winston Churchill who's only form of communication is a 100db screech?

    • @savannahfreundt943
      @savannahfreundt943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol i love your name! RIP DFG. Will be missed.

    • @Qaydum
      @Qaydum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deadfire Grasp babies aren't actually alive, they just give an illusion they're alive

  • @KellseyAlexHipo
    @KellseyAlexHipo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    Once, when I was about eight, I tried picking up my new born baby sister when no one was around (no one would let me hold her). I took one step, tripped on a fan cord, and fell face first with her. I kid you not, I had apparently held her out at the right angle because she ended up landing on a pillow that had been left on the floor. She started bawling anyway, but hey... she could have hit the wooden nightstand behind the pillow instead. I think that's the day I used up all my luck.

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +KellseyAlexHipo I might, though...

    • @lerulara
      @lerulara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Jesus... woman
      lol
      I once I was dancing with my younger cousin and we were kinda jumping and out of nowhere she ended upside down and almost hit her face against the cold floor.
      she was laughing.

    • @raelonewolf
      @raelonewolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +KellseyAlexHipo It's a really good thing I was the younger sibling instead of the older one... or else this would have been me haha.

    • @babydragon1096
      @babydragon1096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I should have used up all my luck by now. I fell on a nail that missed my spine by an inch, ALMOST KILLED MY DAD WITH AN ATV when I was ONLY 7, almost fell of a canyon (not exaggerating, it was a literal canyon in Yellowstone), and all kinds of shit, yet somehow u still end up being really lucky. I wish I could give my luck to someone who deserves it more.

    • @joshhunkman2318
      @joshhunkman2318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Pretty much everyone who is alive and healthy is so as a result of lucky escapes and fortuitous circumstances. The not so lucky are too dead to tell their stories. For my part I almost drowned in a canal when I was 5

  • @suzanneroys1957
    @suzanneroys1957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    "I broke it! I BROKE IT!" lol

    • @creditcard5346
      @creditcard5346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone fix it someone fix it!

    • @nikkibruns1895
      @nikkibruns1895 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't worry I'm a baby fixer, let's see the problem... well your baby has aids, I can't fix that

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Nikki Bruns have you heard the joke about the baby with aids?

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      edgy meme
      Oh, yeah. That one.
      Man, it never gets old!

  • @antoniomarino5186
    @antoniomarino5186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    When it deflated I died😂

    • @earth1883
      @earth1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      so did the baby

    • @ASRMN27
      @ASRMN27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Earth The Kid lmao

    • @tylerstead1575
      @tylerstead1575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Earth The Kid you made my day

    • @meve3501
      @meve3501 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Were you the baby?

    • @TheZoinkster
      @TheZoinkster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna say it!

  • @evanmitchell1110
    @evanmitchell1110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    As much of a joke as this video is, it actually has a lot of truth to it. Sometimes people insist that I do something, with me insisting that you should never let me do this because I'll mess up, but they make me do it anyways. Then I end up completely messing everything up, and everyone gets really mad. Cause logic

    • @Jorge23Costa
      @Jorge23Costa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Evan Mitchell because they leave the baby in your hands

    • @HitomiAyumu
      @HitomiAyumu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Evan Mitchell Exactly. People are the worst.

    • @ryanfischer5776
      @ryanfischer5776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow, a summary of my life. Cool. I'll go cry in a corner now.

    • @esmenouvelle9439
      @esmenouvelle9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They left out completely that some people don't like babies. They don't want to be stuck holding one. You made this thing, you hold it.

    • @AWlpsSHOW36
      @AWlpsSHOW36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hate that. People who do that are just pricks.

  • @platinumpippa
    @platinumpippa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Adam looks like such an uncle-person.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sure, you can play outside. Just stay where I can see you. *continues day drinking*

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, he is the surrogate uncle of Murph and Em in ARE.

    • @somedude5191
      @somedude5191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno I feel like he's more of a *daddy*

  • @ayoushapedhole1111
    @ayoushapedhole1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Whoever came up with the quote "Sleeps as quiet as a baby" Obviously doesn't have one.

    • @nailah.7796
      @nailah.7796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rebekka Schuyer nobody I know says that...

    • @stephaniecook5647
      @stephaniecook5647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I usually here sleeps like a baby, yeah whoever said that is crazy

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They had a baby with SIDS

    • @bluegirl278
      @bluegirl278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Demiglitch ooof

    • @TheCrafter333
      @TheCrafter333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They say it cause babies dont make noise and comfortable while sleeping their cry is when they awake

  • @arthurdent6256
    @arthurdent6256 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Here, hold this little person who could literally die from just you breathing on it. You're now temporarily responsible for their well being and physical integrity (which by the way can be compromised by a drop of less than a foot)."

    • @phantom6276
      @phantom6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou I'm 23, I got at least 7 years until that takes over my life, if I ever become mature enough to deserve a baby

  • @WeirdAl45231
    @WeirdAl45231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I won't hold a baby unless I'm sitting down

    • @ajcent6440
      @ajcent6440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I won't hold a baby, period

    • @rowantaylor9288
      @rowantaylor9288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      no, no, babies are what happen when you don't get a period

    • @kittythemouse6988
      @kittythemouse6988 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Period!

    • @squishyrock5361
      @squishyrock5361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jonathan Maderos even if I'm sitting down I won't hold it. I'm fucking terrified of holding life forms.

    • @KatieMarie-pw4xw
      @KatieMarie-pw4xw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually same though and even then it's too much haha

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Top tip: When transferring a baby from one person to another, just stand there and let them take it from you - this way if you drop the baby, it's their fault.

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "are you crazy women?!" that line gets me everytime

    • @khizzy6267
      @khizzy6267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Max Power woman*

    • @retrozip
      @retrozip 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      K Hizzy Woman capitalize the w

    • @dabby6373
      @dabby6373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chanu F You forgot to put a comma after "Woman."

    • @Cam-rt3jo
      @Cam-rt3jo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max Power The A in "are" needs to be capitalize because that's the beginning of a sentence. Same with the t in "that" because that's also the beginning of a sentence

    • @Cam-rt3jo
      @Cam-rt3jo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, I thought I would join in on the corrections because why not? 😂

  • @Jeeperss_
    @Jeeperss_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    At the beginning, I thought "Wow, this is so me!" then I realized.. I probably wouldn't even show up to the event..

    • @retrozip
      @retrozip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeepers2242 savage

    • @TurnerSims3
      @TurnerSims3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeepersans RELATABLE

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would only come for the free food and cake

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Adam pretending to be a dad is so cute.

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Paloma Rivera
      Real smooth, bro.

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Adam ruins fathership

  • @themumblingdumpling2838
    @themumblingdumpling2838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    -We trust you.
    -WHY!?

  • @iexist1738
    @iexist1738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    JANET FROM THE GOOD PLACE

    • @leahquirke8985
      @leahquirke8985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Izzy Maybe Great Hi I’m Janet I LOVE THE GOOD PLACE

    • @burdlo4687
      @burdlo4687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Izzy Maybe Great YES

    • @4manflawlessround426
      @4manflawlessround426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Janet can just reinflate the baby.

    • @garbageboy9164
      @garbageboy9164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Izzy Maybe Great why is he worried about the baby when he should be worried about killing Janet?

    • @ronicharles432
      @ronicharles432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was just about to comment this

  • @ashdweeb9063
    @ashdweeb9063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    i have never related to a video more fuck

    • @LucasRodmo
      @LucasRodmo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here

    • @sassycassgames3158
      @sassycassgames3158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much.

    • @george198four
      @george198four 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ikr

    • @antonsantiago8487
      @antonsantiago8487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm the middle cousin so whenever there is a new baby they give it to me because I was the one who was being held last (even though that's not true) And I am so awkward it's not even funny how scared i am. Then the child starts crying and I start crying but no one pays attention because I'm the middle awkward cousin.

    • @gold4963
      @gold4963 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was me a week ago!

  • @TheSwamper
    @TheSwamper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I never want to hold a baby either. It's not dislike them, I just feel incredibly uncomfortable around them. Once the kids get to an age where I can have a conversation with them, then I'm fine. Before that, they just kinda weird me out.

    • @NannaLaurie
      @NannaLaurie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah all they do is just poop and puke on you. There's no point hanging around with them until they can hold somewhat of a conversation, and even then they're annoying.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually prefer toddlers to babies. They are way cuter, more self-dependent and interesting. Instead of just laying around and crying all day, they look around and learn from the surroundings and its fun to see them do so.

    • @realSimoneCherie
      @realSimoneCherie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      definitely. I'm a fan of the 5-10 range.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time for you to man up, I think. Life isn't about you.

  • @AlexDorrity
    @AlexDorrity 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This is so relatable haha. ME. "OH GOD I BROKE IT!"

  • @JohnDemetriou
    @JohnDemetriou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Was D'Arcy Carden always on College humor or was this a guest appearance? Also, remember when the characters in a skit of CH had names instead of their real names?

    • @wthomas1995
      @wthomas1995 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      3 years later, let me answer your question: It's because College Humor often staffs from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and their improv teams. D'Arcy and many other guests in videos are on house teams there with current cast.

  • @GiveNgonyc
    @GiveNgonyc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but other peoples are terrible"

    • @Matmat77YT
      @Matmat77YT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Best comment I've seen today true words spoken

    • @Re_Kitty
      @Re_Kitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure I mind my own. At least when I'm back from eating at taco bell.

    • @sguigly
      @sguigly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Re well actually taco bell is a cure for constipation

    • @gattiyon
      @gattiyon 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      sguigly ahahahahahahaha

  • @BanterEdits
    @BanterEdits 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    1. EXACTLY ME.
    2. WTF DID I WATCH AT THE END?
    3. WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS???

    • @BanterEdits
      @BanterEdits 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      4. Thanks for listening to me and my likers and making new endcards! :D

    • @guyshamir159951
      @guyshamir159951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      THE QUESTION IS : WHY DOESNT EVREYONE WRITE IN CAPS?!

    • @mwmw229
      @mwmw229 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      EVERYONE IS TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE WE LIKE CYBER SCREAMING

    • @mongislort6440
      @mongislort6440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      betatester STOP WRITING SO LOUD!!!!!

    • @guyshamir159951
      @guyshamir159951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mongis Lort STOP MAKING SENCE

  • @percyross7612
    @percyross7612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I never thought of it that way. Why *do* people hand other people their most precious possession? I won't let anyone hold my fragile and antique glass figurines. So why do people let other people hold their babies??

    • @cornibot
      @cornibot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because, contrary to popular belief, babies aren't actually made of glass.

    • @percyross7612
      @percyross7612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Courtney Cannava Wow. You learn something new everyday.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A new parent experiences a feeling of overwhelming joy due to the presence of their child and it's an insinct for people they care about to try to share that joy.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sharing the joy of life with your closest family and friends?
      For goodness' sake you people are so delicate. Holding a baby is as easy as holding a football. It's a basic life skill. There's no excuse to not have that skill.

    • @G0thBug
      @G0thBug 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SeraphsWitness Have you considered that perhaps no one actually wants to hold a shitting pissing puking soft meat sack? It’s not that we don’t know HOW to hold a baby, it’s that we don’t want to. But saying “I don’t want to hold your baby.” Offends people, so we make up that bullshit “I dont know how to hold a baby.” Hoping that maybe they’ll leave us alone. But you don’t. You laugh and force us to hold it instead of leaving us alone.

  • @smooooth_
    @smooooth_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "YOU SPENT NINE MONTHS MAKING A MIRACLE AND IM GOING TO FUCK IT UP ANY SECOND

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** In ONE second. If you're going to correct someone, DO IT PROPERLY!

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** OH NO! I'M TWO WORDS OFF! I'M A MENTALLY CHALLENGED GOOF! BURN ME AT THE STAKE!!!

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I wrote in caps to represent me sarcastically yelling, since its hard to show emotion through text...

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** ok.

  • @sailboat9920
    @sailboat9920 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My mom just gave me her fiances sisters baby to hold and I really did not want to hold it because I hardly know the parent of the baby so the whole time I was thinking "don't cry, don't move....don't do anything"

  • @jacksvlogs9924
    @jacksvlogs9924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's Janet!!

  • @GJERocks
    @GJERocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Baby deflates
    WHAT DID YOU DO!?
    I DON'T KNOW!!!

  • @TheyCallMeGawd
    @TheyCallMeGawd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Treat babies like dishes, drop a few on the floor and people stop asking you to hold them.

    • @BiscuitDelivery
      @BiscuitDelivery 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then they grow up to be just like you...

    • @tothestars101
      @tothestars101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheyCallMeGawd You should know a thing or two about being dropped as a baby.

  • @agentfuse6416
    @agentfuse6416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is now my favorite College Humor video. Relatable and extremely funny, down to the actors, facial emotions and writing. You did great, guys!

  • @TheJoshsplosh
    @TheJoshsplosh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This was uploaded on my birthday!

    • @TheJoshsplosh
      @TheJoshsplosh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks.

    • @TheAmishTechSupport
      @TheAmishTechSupport 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Happy almost aborted day.

    • @TheJoshsplosh
      @TheJoshsplosh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha XD

    • @dropout
      @dropout  10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      TheJoshsplosh Woah! Happy birthday!

    • @TheAmishTechSupport
      @TheAmishTechSupport 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CollegeHumor
      Woah, I never thought CollegeHumor actually commented on their videos.

  • @benlyman7880
    @benlyman7880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    This is how I feel about babies

    • @TDeadlyFork
      @TDeadlyFork 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know the feel

    • @petercharleskrug
      @petercharleskrug 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Lyman I'm the exact same way.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Lyman freak

    • @adampolk2104
      @adampolk2104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ben Lyman not me, hehehe our family has 7 kids.....
      Send help please

  • @thecynicalreader8982
    @thecynicalreader8982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "We trust you"
    "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

  • @m4rx05
    @m4rx05 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow, that acting was better than I'd expected. Great sketch too!

    • @Geilvo
      @Geilvo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still better than Twilight.

    • @FluffyNinjaArt
      @FluffyNinjaArt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geilvo completely true... twilightade good actors bad...

    • @Happycorp5
      @Happycorp5 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh jeez I hated Taylor Lautner for that...love him now though. He's actually really fucking funny.

  • @dustymew
    @dustymew 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I dont even trip or anything, I just think too hard about DOGS"

  • @englishcloud6299
    @englishcloud6299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This remains one of my favourite videos on the internet because of Trapp's acting, he's so awesome!

  • @coffeesc1875
    @coffeesc1875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I think Adam was the reason the baby...Deflated...even though he is the Dad in this sketch...BUT ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING
    lol

    • @omajabodhi8848
      @omajabodhi8848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A2+B2= Adam Ruins everything. :)

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    While that guy was panicking he could have put the baby on the couch or sofa or something.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yes, but the possibility of of dropping/killing it in the process was far too great.

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OMG COLLEGEHUMOR REPLIED TO MY COMMENT IM SO LUCKY!!!!!!!

    • @420deadcount
      @420deadcount 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagin of someone handed you a baby and you just set it on the couch and staired at everyone, the looks youwould get for that, holly shit.

    • @lixciaa
      @lixciaa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me whoelse Putting it on the floor and walking away...hmmmm...like sims?

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ferrety Lixciaa No,in sims you would get out of the house and put it on the grass,or on the road.

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's moving! Is it supposed to be moving!"

  • @RealRainbowRapidash
    @RealRainbowRapidash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Babies make me sooooo nervous.

  • @notnothing386
    @notnothing386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    legit ever since i saw this - when i ask if people wanna hold my baby and they get that look of panic, i tell them "you don't have to if you don't want" and watch them instantly relax. lol
    then i pull out this video and we all get a laugh and they feel better knowing they're not alone.

    • @kabukiforever
      @kabukiforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I ask you something? Why do you want someone else to hold them? Like what is the purpose of it? I’m not trying to sound rude but i really really hate babies and I’ve never held one and every time I decline people look at me like I’m an ass.

  • @adanvargas678
    @adanvargas678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This is what I'm gonna do to your baby"😂😂I love that part

  • @terrynnawilliams8967
    @terrynnawilliams8967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    *just had a baby*
    Parents: who does it look more like
    Me: BITCH ITS A BABY IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING POTATO

    • @alexdillon9922
      @alexdillon9922 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +terrynna williams this made my day

    • @chillypep2
      @chillypep2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +terrynna williams Don't you copy top comment.....

  • @bubscolony4742
    @bubscolony4742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Is that Janet from the good place?

  • @ShadowMancer97
    @ShadowMancer97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "WHAT DID YOU DOOOO!?!?"
    Love it. This is the most relatable video ever.

  • @lylecozartminer3091
    @lylecozartminer3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6 years, and never realized until today that Janet from the Good Place is here.

  • @newageoutlaw
    @newageoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh my god that's Janet from The Good Place

  • @shatter3472
    @shatter3472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol, Adam is always so happy and upbeat that it's hilarious seeing him mad!

  • @Houston793
    @Houston793 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's worried about breaking it, I'm more worried about the fact I'd even have to touch it.

    • @AgentSpin
      @AgentSpin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got handed a baby. I actually started to cry.

    • @AgentSpin
      @AgentSpin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I don't like babies at all

    • @VinjeXP
      @VinjeXP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darius Reid Well you sound like you have a serious problem.

  • @silverwaveproductions4672
    @silverwaveproductions4672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That ending tho

  • @fictionarch
    @fictionarch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this videos is the first 5 seconds everyone feel's when they first hold a baby.

  • @VisualEffectsEngineering
    @VisualEffectsEngineering 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is so relatable.

  • @Sabbathtage
    @Sabbathtage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh god... This brings me back to relatives just handing me their baby when I was young. I was infamously clumsy and weak; I'd run into door frames, tripped on flat side walk, fell down stairs and fainted when I got up too fast.
    It was downright irresponsible to hand me a baby. I dropped my home ect. flour baby straight onto concrete and that's just a dumb simulation lasting a only week.
    Trapp really captured that familiar terror.

  • @Luna-rm4jh
    @Luna-rm4jh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This infant is ADORABLE!!

  • @HaloBoy74
    @HaloBoy74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I am teaching it anger and fear, and all that's bad about the world!" Gets me every time.

  • @TheRandomExplorer
    @TheRandomExplorer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Can adam be my daddy, ok thanks bye

    • @Fizzlesmirk
      @Fizzlesmirk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheRandomExplorer Yeah I want him as a daddy, but not as a father--

    • @borktehspork
      @borktehspork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dear god why

  • @ragegrayskyz1
    @ragegrayskyz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally gasped at the end! Lol

  • @docubentary
    @docubentary 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I LITERALLY DIED

    • @tennisemilz
      @tennisemilz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Is it possible to figuratively die?

    • @JimCorrigan777
      @JimCorrigan777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emil Zakarian Have you ever met a Mormon?

    • @Re_Kitty
      @Re_Kitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIP

    • @Locomamonk
      @Locomamonk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      a moment of silence for Bentley -_-

    • @normalnameok3153
      @normalnameok3153 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Than how did you type this

  • @GiftedItalianHD
    @GiftedItalianHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this is me whenever i hold something that costs more than £100

  • @zeenoyb
    @zeenoyb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike went through so much in this video. So relatable.

  • @Kihsgy
    @Kihsgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Going through old ch sketches and I see Janet! 😂😂😂

  • @Rekkcellent
    @Rekkcellent 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahaha finally a comment section I can relate to. I do my best to distance myself from children but they always seem to gravitate towards me -.-

    • @Matthew.Wade27
      @Matthew.Wade27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They can smell fear

    • @o.k.gaming8352
      @o.k.gaming8352 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just imagined a bunch of babies floating towards a person trapped in a corner with a terrified face and they keep yelling STAY BACK BABIES but then they start crying a go into fetal position as the babies swarm over them..... I need help.

  • @KoshVader
    @KoshVader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aww, that baby is adorable!

  • @IPat
    @IPat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That end though

  • @hotskull565
    @hotskull565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "we trust you"
    "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!!"

  • @kalebpratt5635
    @kalebpratt5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I cant smile and hold life at the same time" 🤣

  • @saoirselynne1776
    @saoirselynne1776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Is that janet from the good place?

  • @Maria-mh6mw
    @Maria-mh6mw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is me internally when someone hands me a baby. Externally I smile and then hand the alien life-form to anyone who's around me

  • @romeovf
    @romeovf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam has such great looking hair.

  • @faerya841
    @faerya841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    God, don't *EVER* make me hold someone's baby. I don't state the fact that Isecretlyhatebabiespleasedon'tjudgeme out loud but I still shiver internally when I see one.
    NOW BEFORE YOU SAY "But Integrity-Chan, you WERE a child!" I didn't know the definitions of 'opinions' and 'self-consciousness' when I was below five.

    • @faerya841
      @faerya841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My, that comment was useless.

    • @grumpyflytrap48
      @grumpyflytrap48 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGirlThat'sFilledWithINTEGRITY I have one thing to say to you....you are filled with integrity

    • @grumpyflytrap48
      @grumpyflytrap48 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGirlThat'sFilledWithINTEGRITY I have one thing to say to you....you are filled with integrity

    • @faerya841
      @faerya841 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamer Goodies **INTEGRITY INTENSIFIES**

  • @meganruhnke3962
    @meganruhnke3962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Is it bad to say that I wanted him to drop the baby

    • @multitaskgamerpro6980
      @multitaskgamerpro6980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +megan ruhnke I wanted the same XD

    • @vesentrin0000
      @vesentrin0000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanted him to drop the baby from the very beginning XD

    • @DaltonHBrown
      @DaltonHBrown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +megan ruhnke You are what's called "a horrendous person" A rare creature that feeds mostly on sadism and lives in the physical manifestation of Hell.

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @sciencepro7551
      @sciencepro7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +megan ruhnke Why would you want to do that? I mean it most probably wouldn't have seriously harmed the baby because of their immense flexibility, but wanting something like that to happen? Maybe you need to go see a doctor

  • @milliondollar708
    @milliondollar708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good to see Janet here!!

  • @Jayblazr
    @Jayblazr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That ending was unexpected...

  • @Miss_Playb0y
    @Miss_Playb0y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @CollegeHumor OMG IT'S JANNET!!!!!!!!!!

  • @deziray4679
    @deziray4679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate babies! I hate THIS baby 😂👶 That part was hilarious 😄

  • @estherb.redshaw6540
    @estherb.redshaw6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Darcy Carden!

  • @elisapau3572
    @elisapau3572 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought I was the only one to fear keep in arm babies

    • @bl-rp
      @bl-rp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** I was thinking of sticking a long plank out my window, attaching a platform to the outside end and setting up a home cinema on it, and balancing it out by stacking a million tiny replicas of the statue of liberty carved out of minced meat on the inside end.

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blrp That's exactly what I did on the 30th of February.

  • @fashiharz8584
    @fashiharz8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Janet and Adam looks so cute together!

  • @randybobandy5361
    @randybobandy5361 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You should feel ashamed, CollegeHumor, maybe next time place a trigger warning on videos?
    Because this reminded me of my brother's 1st birthday where I was allowed to hold him for the first time, but accidently fell down the stairs and broke his neck, causing him to roll into my father's industrial woodchipper.
    After seeing this, it threw me into a series of severe panic attacks and into the dark spiral of depression. As a result, I have not left this bathroom or slept for 23 hours and the toilet is clogged. Thanks, Obama.

    • @colinainsworth3637
      @colinainsworth3637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Randy Bobandy an actually funny ironic comment about being triggered two years before the meme came out

  • @StValentine-uh5lv
    @StValentine-uh5lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me after watching the Good Place:
    OH MY GOD, IS THAT JANET?!?

  • @arjunbhoomraddi2235
    @arjunbhoomraddi2235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful acting, Michael Trapp.

  • @kamikazelobster
    @kamikazelobster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Look... guys. Miracles are completely subjective concepts. You calling them heartless monsters is not going to change their mind. There are just people out there who think babies are useless. There are also people who think that the creation of life itself is a grand miracle. We can leave these two groups to their own devices and not have to have these stupid arguments with people we will never see in out entire lives.
    ***** I respect the fact that you don't like baby praising but you don't have to attack people for it. If you don't like it, leave. Nobody's stopping you.

    • @TheNubrozaref
      @TheNubrozaref 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      well said

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol of course babies are useless, until they grow up.Anyone who hates babies just because they're useless needs to grow up themselves.

    • @kamikazelobster
      @kamikazelobster 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that. "I only posted this because I have pent up aggression against your fandom... TAKE THAT!"

    • @Chanelle208
      @Chanelle208 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caylub Moon My little pony,my little pony.

  • @Zelda00Gamer
    @Zelda00Gamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god it’s Janet!

  • @MidgeCat
    @MidgeCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending went from 1 to 100 instantly

  • @-13eNnY-
    @-13eNnY- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's Janet from The Good Place.

  • @thatonegirl3391
    @thatonegirl3391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Adam would be an amazing father! ^-^

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching all the old sketches Mike wrote is like looking in a history book.

  • @shayden998
    @shayden998 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So..... if the baby was perfectly fine till the second guy took it why did they blame the first guy?....... I mean I get it's a joke but just doesn't seem to make sense if I were them I'd blame the guy that was currently holding it.

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You went too deep..Bad idea especially for collegehumor videos

    • @tricksterhuaun
      @tricksterhuaun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      klsau Or any 2 minute joke video for that matter.

    • @SuperBearPoo
      @SuperBearPoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well of course the guy that's currently holding the baby would blame the person who held it last.

    • @Mountaindrew1297
      @Mountaindrew1297 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      A damn baby deflated like a balloon, and you're worrying about why they are blaming the wrong guy?

    • @Parad1gmSh1ft
      @Parad1gmSh1ft 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing flaws in things can be good sometimes. Sometimes it's just not necessary.

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I am teaching it anger and fear and everything that's bad in the world!"
    I mean, good? I'd be pretty creeped out if I met a kid that just didn't respond to any frustrating situations at all with anything but joy. And probably dangerous not know fear- walking into extremely dangerous situations like a horror movie character. Probably for the best, health wise.

  • @lilkodiak8218
    @lilkodiak8218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such relatability

  • @annetheo9525
    @annetheo9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Janet!!

  • @MrKennyCakemouth
    @MrKennyCakemouth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This happened to me once.
    Once.

  • @hannah.saramosing
    @hannah.saramosing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The air deflating noise just cracked me up!

  • @surfingpikachu8028
    @surfingpikachu8028 10 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Am I the only one who's the weird one in the family for not wanting to hold or entertain the baby? Give me a kitten and I will love it to death but Babies are just gross...

    • @ISAAC607
      @ISAAC607 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny that mean you have a mutant in your genes or a common physiologic disorder.

    • @surfingpikachu8028
      @surfingpikachu8028 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *****
      tell me more, professor

    • @BiscuitDelivery
      @BiscuitDelivery 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I hate holding babies, though I'll fake that I don't so that people won't insist that I do. There are a lot of people around here who share that sentiment, but I think part of the reason that you see a lot more of said people here than you do in real life is because the type of introverted misanthropes who tend to dislike human infants also tend to be the armchair warriors who live in a shitty basement eating pizza.

    • @surfingpikachu8028
      @surfingpikachu8028 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vengeful Spirit
      are you referring to me or to yourself?

    • @surfingpikachu8028
      @surfingpikachu8028 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      This is exactly what I do ^^

  • @innitheotaku3883
    @innitheotaku3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JANET??!!

  • @patrickinoturan876
    @patrickinoturan876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That feeling you get when no one answered your question
    in a group chat

  • @lonelypizzaslice4845
    @lonelypizzaslice4845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is why i run whenever my uncle tries and makes me hold my baby cousin..