''she's a very misunderstood girl, a real smart one, it's the woke media is lying to our faces with fake news about all those horrible things they said she did, but they don't want you to know that she's a real blue blooded American exercising her rights, i'd know, she's a great friend of mine a real go getter''
fun fact, the cosplayer didn't get ink poisoning, she got alcohol poisoning from bathing in vodka as she used like 5 bottles to dilute the ink enough to cover her.
what makes this better is the video my friend had recently made due to an inside joke we had made revolving around the fact that my karkat shirt was "stolen by joe biden" because "karkalicious" was a "secret chinese slang" THEN I SEE MORE PRESIDENTIAL HOMESTUCK VIDEOS THIS IS PERFECT
I got introduced to homestuck through kids like these. I was in 7th grade and wanted to be friends with the 8th graders who kept referencing it around me. So... by the time I got to act 5 and really started getting into it, I told one of them about what I read and all of my thoughts so far. And they revealed to me that they had never read past the beginning of act 3. By the time I finished the whole comic, their friendgroup disbanded and not a single member had read Homestuck to completion.
@@problemsfan4132 that’s honestly tragic as a fellow loner who often tagged along to friends but also so fucking funny…… the ultimate irony. Poisoned with homestuck brain rot and didn’t even get a lasting friend group full of inside jokes………
@@marsfeathers If only they knew how many people I poisoned (or repoisoned, for some veteran reader friends) with Homestuck after they told me about it... u_u
as soon as i heard “trumps still in the bathroom” i immediately put my phone down for about 20 second to just sit down and process things (this was really funny to watch)
I am blown away by the quality of this work, OP. I can't say you haven't done something wrong, because on the one hand this exists, but on the other hand it's just. Every piece of it. The shitty paint through the hotel room. The characters chosen for each of them, and how they paint themselves, and their experience of the comic. Doesn't miss a beat.
This video sucker-punched me back a decade to this exact fucking conversation. Unsealed grey skin paint, dubious memory of what happened up to that point in the canon, absolutely thermonuclear takes on Vriska... "Everyone knows humanstuck's for losers who can't handle a little paint." I'm having an aneurism
god usually I hate these ai president memes because they end up talking like your average 13-30 year old white gamer bro who still uses "gay" as an insult but this one really funny
this made me lose significant time off my lifespan. this is too real. you must have been in the trenches of early 2010s homestuck cosplay with the rest of us to understand this deep of lore
god fucking damn it this is just amazing... i liked homestuck as it was sort of winding down but i still got in on some of the action i guess... all the references were spot on, the horrible vriska stans, the bodypaint conundrums, and the stupid bucket jokes
youve reawoken the deepest parts of my psyche i dare not shine light upon every part of this post is perfect, the single greatest homestuck shitpost in the past decade. congratulations.
i havent read homestuck and i was never in the fandom but i am familiar with it (and the sharpie bath incident) enough to say this is 10/10 work, i love the attention you’ve given to each president’s character & the joke about vacillating quadrants. no idea what the bucket is in reference to but i am thoroughly entertained. thank you. you should get into playwriting if you aren’t already
I saw this video on discord, I dont know if I cringed or laughed my ass off, probably both, but i want to thank you for making this. I love the concept of the presidents (and sometimes Ben Shapiro) being in literally every fandom, and being friends who hang out and play games and just do stuff together
Not the sharpie bath 😭 Also "I know we're supposed to be moirales but you're getting me tempted to vacillate quadrants right now" dragged me back in time kicking and screaming so ty for that lol
Oh god I'm crying and slapping my floor. This is too good. Biden with the barely-surface-level of understanding anything, dump being an idiot, a lil ooc for stanning Vriska but it's fine for the joke.... And obamallux just being the tired... Voice of reason. This is fantastic I applaud you sir 👏👏👏
Thank you for bringing back vivid memories of my middle school years, this awoke something within me that had long been dormant - my rabid Homestuck fan phase.
I love how Obama knows his stuff, after all he was the Homestuck president.
wasnt he apart of homestuck like something to do with daver or dirk idk its been so long
@Elliott Dave raps about him when they're on the meteor and he's like "is obama still relevant? All of my references are from 2009"
holy shit ur right
Obama had like a thing with dirk or something
Pretty sure he kills Dave in the epilogues, tried to escape the Homestuck and succeeded
“Trump’s been in the bathroom” sent chills down my spine but “you’re getting me tempted to vacillate quadrants right now” brought it to a 10/10
i love imagining that every president / vp pair are moirials in real life
bathtub
oh he would soak in sharpie ink
when biden said trump was in the bathroom forever i just knew what was coming
Lmao I knew before they even mentioned him, it just had to be coming
same
Same
Wait.... You did...?????
Is a sharpie bath in the latter parts of the comic? I never finished it lmao
@@arcaneDraco88 its from a convention
This is fucking art. The punchline is perfect.
Which line? They all socked me in the gut pretty fucking hard
"And Trump's still in the bathroom"
oh fucking god...
I hate that I knew where that was heading
Exxactly
i instantly knew
Trump *would* stan Vriska
RIGHT?? and i just *know* he'd announce it *everywhere*
''she's a very misunderstood girl, a real smart one, it's the woke media is lying to our faces with fake news about all those horrible things they said she did, but they don't want you to know that she's a real blue blooded American exercising her rights, i'd know, she's a great friend of mine a real go getter''
He is, dare I say it, giga based
Vriska isn't that bad compared to other characters
NO
fun fact, the cosplayer didn't get ink poisoning, she got alcohol poisoning from bathing in vodka as she used like 5 bottles to dilute the ink enough to cover her.
@@lasruedasdelcamion7487 yes im sorry user lasruedasdelcamion7487 but its very much true
Wasnt it rubbing alcohol?
This is the best use of ai I’ve ever seen
this is art. i want to hang this video on a wall in my living room.
Oh my fucking God I didn't think these ai memes could hit me but this one definitely did
what makes this better is the video my friend had recently made due to an inside joke we had made revolving around the fact that my karkat shirt was "stolen by joe biden" because "karkalicious" was a "secret chinese slang" THEN I SEE MORE PRESIDENTIAL HOMESTUCK VIDEOS THIS IS PERFECT
Im a starving child starving to death and 'presidential homestuck videos' is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa goodbye. *munches and crunches on delicious triple quarter pounder burger...*
If the president stole your Karkat shirt... I'm afraid to ask... Did you stole his shoelaces?
@@arielc7730 to get him back, of course
'joe im sollux he's in the comic' my all time favourite quote ever
Obama, you could have just gone as yourself and been in FLAWLESS cosplay.
This an epilogue joke isn't? 🤣
@@windego64 Yep.
_this is the meme of all time, between the comedic deliveries and uncanny realism its just... a perfect blend of everything_
Homestuck dragging me back in it's grasp 6 years later.
I mean't 7.
Don’t let it, fight!
@@heidiherndon3890 You can't fight the Homestuck
@@FutureFractal you can, you just have to Challenge every writer to a brawl and if you win congrats you beat homestuck
@@heidiherndon3890 don't you mean strife? :p
"i just use tumblr and watch octopimp like everybody else" GRABBING MY 12 YEAR OLD SELF BY THE SOUL
I got introduced to homestuck through kids like these. I was in 7th grade and wanted to be friends with the 8th graders who kept referencing it around me.
So... by the time I got to act 5 and really started getting into it, I told one of them about what I read and all of my thoughts so far. And they revealed to me that they had never read past the beginning of act 3. By the time I finished the whole comic, their friendgroup disbanded and not a single member had read Homestuck to completion.
@@problemsfan4132 that’s honestly tragic as a fellow loner who often tagged along to friends but also so fucking funny…… the ultimate irony. Poisoned with homestuck brain rot and didn’t even get a lasting friend group full of inside jokes………
@@problemsfan4132 Yeah, I was in a cosplay group at the time and I think fewer than half of us had actually read Homestuck. (I had read it, though.)
@@marsfeathers If only they knew how many people I poisoned (or repoisoned, for some veteran reader friends) with Homestuck after they told me about it... u_u
legit 6th grade me back in 2013 lolol
as soon as i heard “trumps still in the bathroom” i immediately put my phone down for about 20 second to just sit down and process things
(this was really funny to watch)
I love how every homestuck joke is sharpie
hit every nail on the head. not a single opportunity wasted. great job
Obama speaks absolute TRUTH. Can he please read his johndave fanfic
This guy just showed up, made the best AI presidents meme, and then left.
The mention of Octopimp fucking GUTTED me because I was exactly the same until I actually read Homestuck years after it finished
obsessed with this genre of video
I am blown away by the quality of this work, OP. I can't say you haven't done something wrong, because on the one hand this exists, but on the other hand it's just. Every piece of it. The shitty paint through the hotel room. The characters chosen for each of them, and how they paint themselves, and their experience of the comic. Doesn't miss a beat.
I can't really describe the pain this video put me in. Thank you!
"Great. Now I'm gonna be sick too between all these fumes and the worst takes I've ever heard," has me losing my absolute shit 😂😂😂😂
i’m so glad this exists
This video sucker-punched me back a decade to this exact fucking conversation. Unsealed grey skin paint, dubious memory of what happened up to that point in the canon, absolutely thermonuclear takes on Vriska... "Everyone knows humanstuck's for losers who can't handle a little paint." I'm having an aneurism
This gave me 20 psychic damage
Kamala Harris is a valid troll name
"Joe the Homestuck shipping panel's about to start" is a perfect cold open
god usually I hate these ai president memes because they end up talking like your average 13-30 year old white gamer bro who still uses "gay" as an insult but this one really funny
As someone who has cleaned someone else's body paint off of a wall twice, thank you for this true art.
Trump as Vriska is just perfect 🤌
this made me lose significant time off my lifespan. this is too real. you must have been in the trenches of early 2010s homestuck cosplay with the rest of us to understand this deep
of lore
The classic “SEAL YOUR FCKING PAINT” line
The holy trinity of homestuck cosplay
This is one of the best ai president memes I’ve ever seen lmfao
>unsealed body paint
>octopimp and tumblr
>sharpie bath + vriska
>haha bucket joke
I'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME
trump WOULD cosplay vriska
Thanks this felt like a consecutive sucker punch, for every time I recovered, another person came in to make sure I didn't forget what pain felt like.
Vriska is my favorite character that did everything wrong
why is this video about the presidents as early 2010s homestucks making me nostalgic
my drain is is decomposing from good homestuck memes in 2023
BRAIN**
i've been quoting this exact "haha you said bucket" to myself constantly since that pizza tower update a few days ago
obama is canon which is why he has the best takes here
god fucking damn it this is just amazing... i liked homestuck as it was sort of winding down but i still got in on some of the action i guess... all the references were spot on, the horrible vriska stans, the bodypaint conundrums, and the stupid bucket jokes
+1000000 for "just how HIGH do you even have to BE"
"karkalicious" 💀
The quadrant vacillation 😂
you have summoned the homestuck (me)
I hate you with every neutrino that dwells within me.
Thank you.
Cited this in a paper for my engineering ethics class. Got 50/50 B)
youve reawoken the deepest parts of my psyche i dare not shine light upon
every part of this post is perfect, the single greatest homestuck shitpost in the past decade. congratulations.
I have never read homestuck but this has inspired me to
i havent read homestuck and i was never in the fandom but i am familiar with it (and the sharpie bath incident) enough to say this is 10/10 work, i love the attention you’ve given to each president’s character & the joke about vacillating quadrants. no idea what the bucket is in reference to but i am thoroughly entertained. thank you. you should get into playwriting if you aren’t already
I saw this video on discord, I dont know if I cringed or laughed my ass off, probably both, but i want to thank you for making this. I love the concept of the presidents (and sometimes Ben Shapiro) being in literally every fandom, and being friends who hang out and play games and just do stuff together
OMFG THIS IS THE BEST HOMESTUCK VIDEO EVER, HOW CAN YOU GET MORE PERFECT!?
this is horrendous. this is vile. i love it, this is going to be a relic someday
the troll slang/terms that we used to use when talking to eachother… i think i’m gonna hurl, give me the bucke- WAIT
Not the sharpie bath 😭
Also "I know we're supposed to be moirales but you're getting me tempted to vacillate quadrants right now" dragged me back in time kicking and screaming so ty for that lol
OP you should've titled this video "The Vast Glub" on account of all the psychic damage it's giving me
I love the sheer number of references to homestuck cringe lore you managed to fit in here
this is the only morally ethical way to be using ai and you cant convince me otherwise
glad too know the presidents have fine taste in media
Idk if i should be glad or disappointed that i joined the fandom a few years after the marker incident😶
this is my current favorite video to ever exist
Seeing this video in my recommended nearly gave me a damn heart attack & now this is not going to leave my mind for months. Thank you
“i just use tumblr and watch octopimp like everyone else” lol spot on
God the retro Octopimp namedrop got me
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET OMG WTF
This is on par with 2013 humor. Magnificent!
Oh god I'm crying and slapping my floor. This is too good.
Biden with the barely-surface-level of understanding anything, dump being an idiot, a lil ooc for stanning Vriska but it's fine for the joke.... And obamallux just being the tired... Voice of reason.
This is fantastic I applaud you sir 👏👏👏
trumps the type to defend vriska WITH HIS LIFE....
Biden would totally be a "didn't actually read it" """fan""" and Trump definitely a "Vriska did nothing wrong" fan please this is so ACCURATE
Most coherent I've heard Brandon speak in months.
Thank you for bringing back vivid memories of my middle school years, this awoke something within me that had long been dormant - my rabid Homestuck fan phase.
this needs to be in the louvre this is a work of art
I will listen to this 100 times a day for nostalgia reasons. So relatable omfg
Never though I’d see homestuck presidents cosplay in my life, thanks again buddy for giving me a chuckle 😂
"Pretty god damn high"
I feel like if I showed this to anyone they’d think I dropped my thinkpan
this has no reason to be this fucking good oh my godddddd
THE SBAHJ REFERENCE
You aint have to call me out like that 0:50
fucking beautiful and perfect also octopimp reference goddamn. my cousin used to va as horuss for him lol
"and trumps still in the bathroom" oh my fucking god
There's at least 1 person in every administration that appreciates content like this
just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Чел слишком гениальный для этого мира
God that sharpie bath joke is a deep cut
every line feels like a shot to the face oh my god
Praise deep fake audio 😂🎉
I didn’t even read homestuck, one of my friends did, and this gave ME homestuck flashbacks. Well done.
the "haha you said bucket" line killed me
HELP. HELPP I AM TAKING SO MUCH PSYCHIC DAMAGE
forever chasing the high of being a homestuck fan back in the 2010's
thank you for my fix
Never in my 2-3 years of being associated with the homestuck fandom did I imagine that I’d find something like this.
haha! you said bucket
damn they were right eridan really was a metaphor for the obama presidency
ok now im mad they didnt make obama cosplay eridan instead. fake fan smh. doesnt even know the lore