Voldemort died at 71 The average life expectancy in the U.K. is 80 For someone who's spent all that time trying to become immortal, he's astonishingly bad at it.
6:10 No Voldemort is definitely floating in the shot because he can fly and loves to do it whenever he has the opportunity just to brag about the fact that he can fly. He literally could’ve caught Harry at so many points in the last book by simply apparating to where Harry is. But no, instead he simply _has_ to fly there which means he is too late every single time.
Well the reason why he flew so many places is because you can only apperate so far, Voldemort was in Europe for most of the 7th book and couldn't apperate until he was close enough, for example when Harry is at Malfoy Manor Voldemort is in Europe and is flying until he is close enough to apperate but luckily for Harry they escape before he is close enough
I once had a dream that me and my friend watched Harry Potter but it was “the American version” and everyone had guns. Dumbledore had forbidden guns because they were dangerous but Umbridge was right wing and thought everyone deserved their own gun so she was handing them out to all the students behind Dumbledore’s back. But her plan backfired and one of the students shot her in the head so she had to sit in a wheelchair (she didn’t die because magic), and then the whole thing ended with a musical episode.
Why did Harry try to kill Voldemort with a small magic stick when he knew guns existed. I mean shooting is way faster then Voldemort saying Avada Kedavra!
transfigures pistol could just heal the bullet wound shield charm it out of the way vanish the bullet mid air transfigures bullet enchants the bullet to shoot after the shooter instead
1:20 Because it would not work. We had a description of what Liquid Luck does, in book 6. It basically made Harry high, and he knew where to go to achieve his goals. So what is the problem? It lasts 1 hour, and it just gives you premonitions to what you should do to achieve best possible outcomes within that hour. If whatever you want to do is not achievable within such hour (such as retrieving most of the horcruxes), you would not do it. He might get the Diadem with it, but nothing else. Also, it doesn't actually alter physics in a meaningful fashion, so if an outcome is outright impossible, you will not achieve it. 3:07 And she is around 19. Lilly and James got married and concieved Harry right after Hogwarts. They would be 17 at that time. 9 months later he is born. Lilly is 18. Year and 3 months later, Lilly is killed. 13:25 With how fickle the Elder Wand is, movie Harry made a better play. In both cases, he wanted to keep it out of everybody's hands. In the movie, he achieves it, because only the Elder wand can repair wands, and it is now broken. In the book, he may have burried it, but he is still it's master. As he himself proved with Malfoy, to become the master of the Elder wand, you only need to 'defeat' the previous master. So he becomes an auror, right? Let's imagine that another auror trainee defeats him in sparring at some point. This auror trainee is now the master of the Elder wand. The auror gets killed by a dark wizard at a later time. The dark wizard is now the master of the Elder wand. The dark wizard might not even know the rules, but let's say he somehow discovers that Dumbledore had the Elder wand. He retrieves it, and starts massacring people with it.
A few corrections, the vile of liquid luck Slughorn gave Harry would last 24 hours, but everything else you said about it is correct, and I think Lilly was 21 when she died because her and James spent like 3 years in the Order of the Phoenix before the prophecy was made about Harry, then they spent about a year hidden in Godric's Hollow hidden by the fidalius charm, but again everything else you said was right on the money
as a harry potter fan ITS 'ACK-E-O' NOT 'ASS-E-'O' "YOU AS A 10 YEAR OLD I CANT SWEAR SO FRICK, LEARN HOW TO SAY THE SPELL VAAZKL, IM NOT MAD AT YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO SAY IT, [sorry about my rage just if you're still reading this vaazkl learn how to say the spell)
8:14 im pretty sure they just put a random red circle to distract from the random uncolorized photo of some random guy with a beard and a uniform smack dab in the middle of 'em
6:45 Ron and his family were the one of the poorest family in Hogwarts (until Book/Movie 6) and they have a better house than I’ll ever have and can handle 7 children😭😭
3:05 i totally agree!i got into harry potter in 5th grade when i was 10( i think?).i had my 12th birthday in December. and i have bean a potterhead ever since!i have always known i am a bit nerdy about some things.reading harry potter helped bring out that nerdy side of me and not feel ashamed of it. i will always love it for that.i have memorized the entire harry potter in 90 seconds song .i also dressed up as hermione this year for Halloween( one of my greatest costumes EVER!!!!!)i have always been a bit different form everyone else,so i felt like i belonged when i read harry potter.even being the weird,shy kid who loves sausage pizza,garlic bread, and capri suns,pizza,rainy days,pink ANYTHING,friendship bracelets,harry potter and fluffy blankets,i had somewhere to belong:hogwarts.even though it is an imaginary place,i feel like i belong there.people might think i am weird to like harry potter,and you wnnna know something? i do not care! i have my entire 3 years at dallastown,not anymore!
3:27 LMAO dude- btw I still can't believe that Voldemort, who people used to fear so much they go by some other names for him, was killed by 'Expelliarmus' from a boy who didn't even graduate hogwarts.... Hats off to Voldemort for successfully failing ... edit 1- I can't believe that they were soo slick with the details, but still forgot Charlie Weasley for most of the movie...
0:47 Wait. But. How would you actually advertise a real invisibility cloak to non magical people, and make it look actually real(and it being actually real)? 4:11 I’m May, but I haven’t seen the movie in a while so I’m not 100% sure who that is. Can someone tell me.
Harry losing his parents: I’m going to save the world 💀💀💀 Snaps losing his love: imma be a spy for Dumbledore 💀💀💀 Voldemort losing his nose: Avada Cadavra💀💀💀
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Its nice to see how much Voldemort cares for Harrys education. He always waits until the end of the year to kill him.
You forgot, Voldemort is an Examiner, for what subject? Defense Against The Dark Arts
@@n1ch0l4st8 That actually makes so much sense if you think about it.
He’s so nice he wants to make sure Harry doesn’t go back to the Dursley’s for summer and instead gets sent to heaven.
@@3nd3rh4ck3rit's a practical exam.
VERY practical.
Lol
Voldemort died at 71
The average life expectancy in the U.K. is 80
For someone who's spent all that time trying to become immortal, he's astonishingly bad at it.
Lmaoloo
People also forget that he died _twice,_ the first time at just _54._
not to mention thats the average MUGGLE lifespan, and wizards are known to live longer than that!
Average wizarding age is 156
👏👏👏
You know Voldemort would have had a much harder time getting followers if he went by Mr Spooky
Voldemort and his Death Eaters
Mr. Spooky and his Scary Squad
Spooky Scary Voldermort 🎶🎶🎵🎵
@@ElectroTherapyFTSoul
Voldemort and his Death Eaters
Mr. Spooky and his Ghastly Gang
@@ElectroTherapyFTSoul Can't stop wheezing lmao
@@ElectroTherapyFTSoul Nah is anything the temptation is greater 😂
6:10 No Voldemort is definitely floating in the shot because he can fly and loves to do it whenever he has the opportunity just to brag about the fact that he can fly. He literally could’ve caught Harry at so many points in the last book by simply apparating to where Harry is. But no, instead he simply _has_ to fly there which means he is too late every single time.
Well the reason why he flew so many places is because you can only apperate so far, Voldemort was in Europe for most of the 7th book and couldn't apperate until he was close enough, for example when Harry is at Malfoy Manor Voldemort is in Europe and is flying until he is close enough to apperate but luckily for Harry they escape before he is close enough
I once had a dream that me and my friend watched Harry Potter but it was “the American version” and everyone had guns. Dumbledore had forbidden guns because they were dangerous but Umbridge was right wing and thought everyone deserved their own gun so she was handing them out to all the students behind Dumbledore’s back. But her plan backfired and one of the students shot her in the head so she had to sit in a wheelchair (she didn’t die because magic), and then the whole thing ended with a musical episode.
Awesome
You cannot believe how hard I was laughing.
That was the most American story I ever read wow. Thanks for giving me a good laugh😊
Her plan *backfired*? I see what you did there
Omg that needs to be an actual movie 🤣
Whispers in your ear “your a blizzard harry” was delivered so incredibly well I laughed out loud
Idk why. It's so disturbing, but so incredibly funny at the same time😶😭😂
I just appreciate how he reads these with his actual voice (which is pretty ok) and comments on the memes occasionally.
Why did Harry try to kill Voldemort with a small magic stick when he knew guns existed. I mean shooting is way faster then Voldemort saying Avada Kedavra!
But AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KEDAAAAAVRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yeah but what about the aesthetic 🙄
@@coriumfigsYou want aesthetic? Check out some 1911s 😍
@@overthegardenwall7143 Expeliarmus.
*shoots Voldemort with a hand pistol*
transfigures pistol
could just heal the bullet wound
shield charm it out of the way
vanish the bullet mid air
transfigures bullet
enchants the bullet to shoot after the shooter instead
8:11 bro aint no way a red cirle distracted me from that
😭😭
I wasted so much time trying to figure it out and then I scroll down, read this comment, go back and look again, and just about peed myself laughing.
same i feel so dumb lmao
Fuck this shit
Oh my f*cking God...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You're a blizzard, Harry" got me dying 🤣
"you're a blizzard, Harry" no 💀
I die
@kingoffire1056 so did Harry
Darn you!@@yasininn76
canon i was harry
Does it come with Oreos chocolate chips
11:22, to be far, Dumbledor WAS sneaking philosophers stone potion for a bit.
8:11 For everyone who couldn't find it, look in the middle of the people standing.
I was looking for this comment… now I just feel dumb
Is that Victor Krum?
Not the middle of everyone standing, i'm pretty sure in that scene the only people there were Neville and Harry
CEDRIC!?!?🤯🤯🤯🤯
"the man that lost his love, the man who lost his parents, the man who lost his nose"🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:24 "Respect Mister Spooky, Mudblood!"
CANCELUS SMARTUS!!!!
Cancelus Smartus : Cancelus Smartus is an spell that cancel you from any smart device [ now you know about CANCELUS SMARTUS]
0:50 is it weird that I would love an ending like that?
Not at all!
Lol I could probably come up with a story.
i would be depressed for days somehow
6:27 “you’re a blizzard Harry” got me dying 😂
The Equilibrium Slander Meme was so real tho. The Lotr movies might not have been 100% accurate but they were amazing
0:04 she changed her mind after writing the book
4:45 it’s cause Tom didn’t read the books before auditioning 😂😂😂😂😂
8:11 nah a red circle didn’t actually distract me from that
1:20 Because it would not work. We had a description of what Liquid Luck does, in book 6. It basically made Harry high, and he knew where to go to achieve his goals.
So what is the problem? It lasts 1 hour, and it just gives you premonitions to what you should do to achieve best possible outcomes within that hour. If whatever you want to do is not achievable within such hour (such as retrieving most of the horcruxes), you would not do it. He might get the Diadem with it, but nothing else. Also, it doesn't actually alter physics in a meaningful fashion, so if an outcome is outright impossible, you will not achieve it.
3:07 And she is around 19.
Lilly and James got married and concieved Harry right after Hogwarts. They would be 17 at that time. 9 months later he is born. Lilly is 18. Year and 3 months later, Lilly is killed.
13:25 With how fickle the Elder Wand is, movie Harry made a better play.
In both cases, he wanted to keep it out of everybody's hands. In the movie, he achieves it, because only the Elder wand can repair wands, and it is now broken.
In the book, he may have burried it, but he is still it's master. As he himself proved with Malfoy, to become the master of the Elder wand, you only need to 'defeat' the previous master.
So he becomes an auror, right? Let's imagine that another auror trainee defeats him in sparring at some point. This auror trainee is now the master of the Elder wand.
The auror gets killed by a dark wizard at a later time. The dark wizard is now the master of the Elder wand. The dark wizard might not even know the rules, but let's say he somehow discovers that Dumbledore had the Elder wand. He retrieves it, and starts massacring people with it.
A few corrections, the vile of liquid luck Slughorn gave Harry would last 24 hours, but everything else you said about it is correct, and I think Lilly was 21 when she died because her and James spent like 3 years in the Order of the Phoenix before the prophecy was made about Harry, then they spent about a year hidden in Godric's Hollow hidden by the fidalius charm, but again everything else you said was right on the money
1:28 If y’all don’t get it the invisibility cloak is John cena because you “Can’t see me or him”
6:47 bro really said assyo im done
Ye
as a harry potter fan ITS 'ACK-E-O' NOT 'ASS-E-'O' "YOU AS A 10 YEAR OLD I CANT SWEAR SO FRICK, LEARN HOW TO SAY THE SPELL VAAZKL, IM NOT MAD AT YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO SAY IT, [sorry about my rage just if you're still reading this vaazkl learn how to say the spell)
4:25 he did... But nobody knows
Harry Spotter: The Boy Who Lifted
Man, missed so many of your videos, but couldn't skip this one 😅
😂
What are you gonna do you’re just a random kid with a car
2:18 IS WOWWWW
i will say, if dumbledore never got involved with anything, i think that universe would survived just fine-
8:14 im pretty sure they just put a random red circle to distract from the random uncolorized photo of some random guy with a beard and a uniform smack dab in the middle of 'em
7:13 It’s actually sad seeing Draco’s smile disappear throughout the movies. And it’s not because he finally got used to the bs
8:40 you poor, poor soul…
The students, my guy
"yer a blizzard harry"
" yer a hazard harry “
“Yer a hizard warry”
"Your birth month is your Harry Potter character."
December: 🐸
I'm Voldemort MWAHAHA WHERE'S MY NOSE👃
6:19
This is so incredibly funny but so disturbing at the same time 😭😅🤣
0:00 I think she meant it like it was the plan but she changed it, so Hermione ends up with Ron instead of Harry
For a long time Potterhead to see HP memes featured on one of his favourite meme channels is such a blessing for me
6:45 Ron and his family were the one of the poorest family in Hogwarts (until Book/Movie 6) and they have a better house than I’ll ever have and can handle 7 children😭😭
4:01 nah a literal baby who he hasnt even meet
Voldemort, casually planking, on air
Everyone : how did you do that what the hell this is ridiculous
this is why we need more people VaazkL
2:08 he's a good student.
If I had been born one hour earlier, then my Harry Potter character would have been Albus Dumbledore. I'm really afraid of losing my nose now.
3:05 i totally agree!i got into harry potter in 5th grade when i was 10( i think?).i had my 12th birthday in December. and i have bean a potterhead ever since!i have always known i am a bit nerdy about some things.reading harry potter helped bring out that nerdy side of me and not feel ashamed of it. i will always love it for that.i have memorized the entire harry potter in 90 seconds song .i also dressed up as hermione this year for Halloween( one of my greatest costumes EVER!!!!!)i have always been a bit different form everyone else,so i felt like i belonged when i read harry potter.even being the weird,shy kid who loves sausage pizza,garlic bread, and capri suns,pizza,rainy days,pink ANYTHING,friendship bracelets,harry potter and fluffy blankets,i had somewhere to belong:hogwarts.even though it is an imaginary place,i feel like i belong there.people might think i am weird to like harry potter,and you wnnna know something? i do not care! i have my entire 3 years at dallastown,not anymore!
8:11 the pesky little circle I feel so dumb now
3:27 LMAO dude-
btw I still can't believe that Voldemort, who people used to fear so much they go by some other names for him, was killed by 'Expelliarmus' from a boy who didn't even graduate hogwarts....
Hats off to Voldemort for successfully failing ...
edit 1- I can't believe that they were soo slick with the details, but still forgot Charlie Weasley for most of the movie...
8:10 didnt even notice at first. Made me laugh though
4:10 Aw come onnnn! I've been stuck with Voldy moldy.... 🙄
Same 😂
Me too
3:10 PULL THE LEVER KRONK
WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRR
“Darth Vader took over an entire universe.
Voldemort couldn’t even take over a high school”💀💀
"Great. Another Weasley"
Why did I just die 😂
Edit: I now also know I share a birth month with Vaazkl
4:11 HELP I'M VOLDEMORT WHY. I GOT NO NOSE.
11:50 either I’m blind or Daniel Radcliffe is missing from the picture 😅😂
I Know. It’s not the Harry Potter fam if there’s no f**kin Harry potter
Dan took the photo
3:21 “Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok.” 💀
5:54 FR 💀💀💀
6:52 💀💀💀
“Darth Vader took over the galaxy”
Palpatine: am I a joke to you
0:29 got me laughing so freaking hard 😂 literally a true American right there
10:10 Dumb le door was only annoyed because they couldn't watch the child die :D
5:57 he's standing next to the coffin, taking a good look at his headmaster's dead face since (he thinks) he's won
Uncle Vernon Dursley: No post on Sunday, Ha!
Dumbledore: Operation "Post on Sunday" is a go!
1:50 Kinda reminds me of Sirius Black hmmm
9:47 Try being in the Percy Jackson fandom before the Disney+ show came out.
Yes just yes, still like the books more tho- it's the og, but i am okay with the show. *the PETTER JANESUN movies come in* LEAVE!
I love the Percy Jackson books
Man these memes made my day.
IN THAT LAST ONE I WOULD ACTUALLY PUT THAT AS THE ANSWER
2:13 its not just me obsessed with the hunger games
0:27
That's how americans get to ilvermorny while the next image proves it by showing the an american wand.
6:53 this is so funny 🤣 I can’t stop laughing at this
4:11 I got Severus Snape. Nice.
0:37
🤓☝️
Umm actually, according to the books: Hogwarts is a middle school 🏫
It's a middle/high school. For some reason, it starts in fifth grade.
Even more 🤓, it's a Secondary School (It's based in the UK)
3:09 you can see an emperors new groove reference at the bottom
JOHN CENA! NOW YOU SEE HIM, NOW YOU DON'T!
Snape: Being mean to Buck'Beak | Buck'Beak: straight up kicking Snape away | Snape: THAT THING IS DANGEROUSSSSSSSSS GET RID OF ITTTTT
It's funny because Lily Potter was 21 when she became pregnant with Harry. I hope I'm posting this in the right place
5:15 that’s actually a good question
No cuz Voldemort was hot. Yet he chose to lose his hair and nose for power and get beaten up by high schoolers
real he was so hot
4:13, finally, i got draco, my love
0:47 Wait. But. How would you actually advertise a real invisibility cloak to non magical people, and make it look actually real(and it being actually real)?
4:11
I’m May, but I haven’t seen the movie in a while so I’m not 100% sure who that is. Can someone tell me.
That's Neville Longbottom.
@@tahjkuemmerle Oh. Thank you. :D.
13:15 The Chibi Pyrrha Pfp just sells that meme
bro the one at 2:03 got me
For the “your month, your Harry Potter character”, I got my Draco!!!❤
7:40 fellas I am going on my villain arc
"Ur a blizzard, Harry." That got me rolling😂😂😂
You delivered. My man delivered. And the memes are hot, fresh, and delicious.
The dog knowing the spells is wonderful
1:05 lol
8:11 Was that Ms Norris staring into their souls-(also was that random guy between Harry and Neville supposed to be there)
The nintendo memes were nice:)
bro the one where it shows a graph of how much of each thing draco says is spot on
8:28 Why would they be unpublishable?
I literally got a harry potter ad before this video.
5:51 is the cat ok!
12:26 GRIFFINDOR! 12:25 1 second before GRIFFINDOR!
6:27 that’s enough internet
4:13 Luna Lovegood
1:38 THE COMMENTS NAME IS LUPIN
Harry losing his parents: I’m going to save the world 💀💀💀
Snaps losing his love: imma be a spy for Dumbledore 💀💀💀
Voldemort losing his nose: Avada Cadavra💀💀💀
12:25 sorting hat
8:00 😂😂 snape saying lmao
C'mon kids, just Slytherin to my Hogwarts Express van and you can touch my Hufflepuff with your Ravenclaw
Underrated
0:56 this man has just invented yet another phobia