The New iPhone is Here
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4 glorps in 25 parsecs. Bro zorped off.
vorp?
@@majindd4540photos printed
gloop zeep floogleblap 😭
@@majindd4540varp.
Real vreeom hours
Editor trying not to get fired
I wazza zorp yuo ozz
The editing is such overdone brainrot💀
@@florisvideler literally just remove the bounce effect and stock sfx and it'll be bearable, no idea why they're going for autoplay yt shorts editing
@@Hexra_It’s probably for engagement the funny colours and sound effects probably boosts the watch time
I like it they just need to tone it down a tiny bit
I just wish it wasn't so inconsistent
You'd get like 10 videos with basically no editing and then You'd get one like this
It feels like I went from a video essay to a max0r video
Went from like no editing to gen alpha editing
legit went from slop to brain rot
It's not to crazy tbh
@@BasicBrick the constant song doesnt make you want to smash every apliance in your house?
Lanky box is making bank get pyro merch or helluva characters are gonna be in here😢
😂
Looks like pyro finally gave food to the editors in his basement
true, i was in pyro's basement 👍
😂
@@nyx_369_ayo
Nonsense, he always gives them a steady stream of slop.
well, at least showed them what could possibly, maybe, be in their future
Pyro shaved everything but his hair
Femcynical
Let's hope he shaved it down there =)
What a shame his hair needed a new look
U bought the pin didn't you
I have never seen Puro with hair on his face, he still has that shaved baby face like always
Hearing Pyro talking about smartphones makes him sound like a 70 year old grandpa who has no idea how technology works
Absolutely
he kinda is
He is addicted at making boring videos. He should put mlg explosions on the screen every five seconds
i think creators try so hard to relate they simplify their stuff to fit such a broad range to the point where it fits in with so much other content because they want to capture that wide audience. Then as they lose sense of themselves, their channel starts to show that where they focus more and more on the broad audience. Then they have no sense of self which means they cant evolve their own thoughts and thus they stagnate in a type of arrested development where they sound like a "70 year old grandpa who has no idea technology works"
Hearing him describe tidal was pretty cringe
i love how pyro's editor got scared of hiremepyro and stepped up their game
What if it is hiremepyro? & he actually did hire them
>be me
>wake up
>happy
>sees pyro upload
>sad
Day ruined
>wake up
>take a shit
>watch pyro video
>get out of bed
bro is trying to make us ignore his hair. LMAO
😂
It works
What is bro shaving he ain't ever had any facial hair💀
So real bro I can't even see anything before
wait til bro finds out his whole body is covered with hair
No wonder he cut himself
The slop content is advancing, Pyro might not fall off this time
He decided to raise his editors pay, they’re now earning minimum wage 🙏
@@Xamo4 The editors were getting paid?💀
@@nyx_369_did he hire the HireMePyro guy?
@@Creeperfun12better have, or the Easter basket on his front door might explode 😊
Nah he fell off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
what the fuck is this lankybox tier editing
9:15 Pyro has given us a date and time boys, hold him to it
Yup I also noticed that let's hold out
It's about time
Editor is ruining my dopamine receptors
adhd camera movement editing 😭 with the wind sound effects 💀
HE PUT A CAP ON AFTER THEY SAID HIS HAIR WAS A 14TH CENTURY FADE😭
new editor is making these videos even more brain rotty, im liking
Raven team leader moment
Bro got jealous of Lankybox
Pyro editor was editing this chanting “DOPAMINE DOPAMINE DOPAMINE”
No way pyro got that Gen Alpha Brainrot editing now😭
12:05 he popped up the video title and read it, then decided to say the same exact thing slightly differently. Peak intelligence
@@muffinman4544 whoops I didn’t catch that haha
Plankton: Im chumming right now.
september 29th the chinless has given us a date for petscop 2
Can't wait
Why aren't more people talking about this? He literally gave it to us.
Tidal is a music streaming platform, but all the music is HiFi quality with some being studio quality which is 29x higher quality than Spotify. Spotify plan on releasing their own HiFi section but it's been delayed for years.
Love having HiFi quality Music playing through a speaker, that is worse than a phone speaker lol
Finally I saw someone else talk about this, I have been on Tidal for some time due to the sound quality being superior compared to the MP3 shit Spotify uses.
@@zen3829 plus they pay artists more per stream so its more ethical than other streaming services
Tidal has a really good library, swapped over from Spotify and only lost two obscure instrumental tracks when importing. The audio quality is so much better and the app is far less obnoxious than Spotify, it actually respects the fact you don't want to listen to Taylor Swifts new album and wont advertise it to you all over the app. Cheaper than Spotify now in some areas too.
@@zen3829Isnt the sound still dependant on the headphones you use?
Lankybox ahhh editing
The shorts editor escapes contaiment
Pyro covering for his syphilis by saying its just shaving cuts
Imagine being in public and asking the pin what that is in front of you and you just quietly stand there while it tries to figure it out 💀💀
I'm distracted by the fact that there is just an invisible triangle around his mouth while he speaks
What 😊
the first pyro vid that's come across my feed in a long time. great video 👏🏼
Damn, I’m sorry this happened to you 😢
The editing made my brain spin
i want pyro to spin my brain too 🥺
i love how pyro can put "this little thing=bad" into a 20 minute video.
Bro really went "Now, for any of you who don't know what iPhone is..." 💀
I wish I didn't. I still hate them for ruining aux jacks for the entire industry
The editor(s) for the past couple videos has been doing great, consuming this recent slop has been a satisfying experience though theres a bit too many "whoosh" sound effects in my opinion. Please increase the editors ration size Pyro, and maybe install a barred window in the dungeon you're keeping them in. They have earned it.
Pyro's face got afflicted with the Birmingham Slopangle.
Aluminum IS one of the lightest metals, it's used for planes 13:08
Not just planes, from laptops, to phones
the I-Chin 14 :fire:
My phone still has the original flappy bird for some reason
Same
Take a shot every time there's a whoosh sound effect in this video
I’d be dead x4
Pyro is cooking our brains with the new editing style 😭
Baby face 😂 (My man is Immaculate, I’m jealous of his GirlFriend).
I count three (3) bots typing “Pyro alt”
Ok donut
im also jealous, but at his wealth
@@johnsalamii There is no wealth in Birmingham.
Pyro stop glazing on your alt account
Pyro alt
I love it when a manlet who is too scared to type into a command prompt and almost bricks his PC when building it on stream talks about technology topics
i just like how the thing does less than a smartwatch
pyro you should play with one of those speak n spells. your audience would love it
slop looking extra edited today
He hired that one editor that was reuploading his videos
we had a talk about this is our school. we all made jokes about doing gang signs. to use the "phone"
Editors going wild on this one
bro got bullied so hard he started wearing a hat indoors
Pyro do be paying his editor more 🔥🗣️
new editor is popping off
Pyro, have you considered adding the names of the songs you play in the description or as little cards that appear on the corner? I love the vgm choices.
The post credit scene is wild ☠️
Pyro hair fell off
Haven’t watched your videos in a while since I’ve been working a lot but the production quality and editing has gone way up.
bro's chin got stung by a bee
Tidal is basically Spotify but higher sound quality.
No views
4 views 10 seconds fell offfff
This new editing style is really immersive lol
Seeing the dude from smiling friends in this RIGHT after he also goes into a fighting game is wild
@sunnybreaks162 smh not even playing smash siblings when it comes out still mad gwimbly 3: it wasnt me never got a playstation 2 port
3 views in 5 minutes. Pyro fell off.
8 seconds 4 views......he fell off
13:13 i mean pyro isnt technically wrong but i would not want to have anything made of sodium within 50 meters of me
I was looking for this comment! Thank you
I really like the up-beat music to go along with the slop
CONGRAT FOR 1 MIL SUBS!
Laughed in your video.
Good job m8
oh my god bigmouth predicted the apple brooch
Clearly pyro hired a new editor
Man is loaded but cant get an electric razor💀
The editing has advanced, pyro did not fall off This time.....
editor went bonkers mode
pyro live with editing is insane
The editing's pretty fun in this one. It's got old-school Pyro energy.
idk who's pyros new editor but it takes me back :D love it XD
Idk who edited this video but I seriously love the energy, it just seems a lot more upbeat or tbh brainrot than the average pyro vid. So. Good job I guess?
11th century leprosy marks to match the 14th century peasant fade
I'm glad Pyro puts all the useful information in the thumbnail, saves me half an hour of pure torment
ok real comment time
Pyro can we get a timeframe for the next videos? it would be nice
Like....why the hell is this not a main channel video? This has absolutely NOTHING to do with streaming
bouta win a grand turismo race with this background music
Oh boy! New Editor!
Now this is how you make a hit piece
Amazing vid pyro thank you
Pyro's 'bout to hit a million subs!
bodycam premium edition
Showing a Google definition for “obtuse” for people to slow down and read if they don’t know the word - that’s a genius “gotchya” moment editors o7
I’m glad to see some actual editing on the slop channel again after over a year.
Editing is as good as pyros content now yay ❤️
The editor of this video is actually having fun
The new editor is doing a damn good job
tidal is really good and mostly preferred because of the higher sound quality over spotify, it doesnt rly matter if you are using default speakers or airpods but if you have high quality headphones then music on tidal sounds much better
I like how when it showed the UK halfway through the video it showed it with all of ireland like pyro is a british imperialist or some shit
9:25 I thought it was just some nametag 😂
Bro shaved 1 hair of an insect and managed 3+ cuts.
someone broke his smartwatch and taped a safetypin to it
Wait the slop is actually getting better!
Tidal used to be the biggest audio streaming plattform for audiophiles they host lossless sound files
did hiremepyro edit this
Pyro managed to cut himself on every single hair on his face
who the fuck has edited this lmao
me
@@alex.real.🧢
We got this before the Xbox 720