When Graysack was laying down the law with the attorney, I loved the casual shots of the judge's empty chair. Nice touch! Oh, and Graysack, you better be there on the 18th! 😂
Mike, this was absolute comedy gold in so many different ways. I would laugh, then you would laugh, then I would laugh more from your laugh. The request of the prosecutor to provide a lease, in a driving without a license case is so unbelievably ridiculous that if I didn’t hear it I would never have believed it. Someone please find his missing purse and license attaché.
30:44 love the guy in the high-bus shirt who backs out of the room and then hides out of sight, NOT LETTING THE DOOR CLOSE so he can listen in more for a while 😂
My understanding of this predicament is that he will be having Mike subpoenaed as well to stop all the jacking around and bring the lease and missing traffic bag to court that day.
LTWM I was just about to send you this clip. I live in that jurisdiction so I kinda listen to the cases in the background as I go about my day, and when I heard "standby council" and "driving suspended", I had to grab my Fez and stop to watch. Glad to see you got it covered.
Your honor. There are two many cars for me to have a licence. And the aliens haven't been back to pick me up. I've been waiting on this railroad for them for ages.
Omg whoever said the old man looks like Squidward Tenticles called it!!! Now as I watch this all I can picture is Squidward!!!! He's got the nose down perfect!!! I cant stop laughing!!!
I don't understand why she didn't do the 10 hours of public service. It's good for the community and it's good for her. I'd like to see more defendants "sentenced" to community service rather than jail and fines, which hit those at the socioeconomic bottom the worst. 😢
And that $475 could have been used in better ways than depositing it into government coffers. For example, maybe she has an income source to pay monthly rent for an apartment, but she can't raise enough for a deposit, too. Maybe that $475 would have been enough for a deposit. 🤷 (I know that total included a ticket; I don't know what that was for, but I'd also like to see most tickets "paid" with community service. If someone fails to complete the community service within a certain time period - six months? - then they should be ordered to pay a fine instead.)
@@gatsby66 The problem is the person at its core. It's painfully obvious that defense counsel approves of her behavior and was actively advocating that defendant be gifted the court ignoring her problems and contempt because it would look bad otherwise. If someone skips out on helping their community without seriously good cause the should lose any court granted gifts. To do otherwise just encourages the behavior.
LoL the judge is like im not dealing with ur bs today sir! 😹😹😹 I like this judge. I have binge watching ur channel since yesterday and I have come to find out that I like most judges. I totally found ur channel on an accident and had bo idea that i was into these kind of videos ❤ I'm usually into true crime murder porn but I stumbled on to the bodycam footage videos and then that brought me to ur channel 😻🙌🏿
I listened twice to the part where he wants to subpoena a copy of someone's apartment lease because it's somehow related to his suspended license. I don't get it. And it's so screwy, I might have even jumbled the description of what he was saying! 😉
I was cracking up when the camera kept auto switching to the judge's empty chair lmao... "I want the lease" "I have no idea what you're talking about" \*empty chair\* (31:13)
The last lady’s life is a mess! How on earth does she have custody of three children? I’m glad Judge Middleton is so good to her . Debra Davis is clearly fed up with her stupid behavior. Why didn’t she just do the ten hours? Even two days in jail wasn’t worth it
I think Debra sometimes just plays the part of a prosecutor, doing what many expect from one. That's true of some defense lawyers and judges, too. Many attorneys rotate through all three roles during their careers, and they perform each one as others expect. Versus, say, (and I hate to use this example) a Nancy Grace, who is propelled by a continuous, 45-year-old anger.
She needs to be held accountable! That's the reason why her life is a MESS-A TOTAL LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY AND ACCOUNTABILITY! And I'm willing to bet she doesn't totally have her kids! smh
Please tell me he gets a contempt charge. Like seriously, how hasn't he been dragged out? Edit: 10 hours of community service for beating the crap out of someone? If that was a man he would be in jail or on probation. Why in gods name would you give this chick a break? How did she even get let out after failing to show the first time? Ridiculous.
Looking at this from the future.... He was found guilty, left halfway through the trial, and a no bond warrant was issued. Same arrogance as blandino with the same results 😂
I'm sorry, it's bullsh^t that someone can just hide for awhile from the law and then their case basically gets dismissed because all the witnesses and evidence might be gone. They should get a sentence for circumventing justice.
Was that a bag of seashells that he was packing back into his bag? It must be highly relevant to his pending cases. It could even be for his 'the glove doesn't fit' moments in court.
Yep, chop chop my man, get on it🤣There is no flux dude. The dog? how did a dog get brought into this? I wish I caught this live, stupid work got in the way. Thanfully I am retring soon, with liquid investments to not end up in a van down by the river.😎
How do you keep from pounding your head on a wall? Good Grief so frustrating! Thank you Mike. Glad I hung out for the "warm up". Now my face hurts from laughing too much.
Commenting on the double rainbow guy at the end: I always thought he said “hey Cal, look at that, it’s a double rainbow!” I just realized he’s talking to the cow, not a Calvin… lol.
😂😂"In absentinia"😂😂 Also he keeps saying "I'm prejudiced" as something that was done to him. He's obviously a legal expert! I hope we get to see this guy again in the future!
Ah, absentinia, an ancient legal theory whose name comes from a tiny, beautiful flower, or a mild tea with time dilation effects, or maybe a sweet niece who has been gone for a while, or perhaps an extinct proto-whale . . .
The one phrase I'm always hoping to hear while watching Mike "Don't Worrie, it gets Worse!" 😂
"Try me in abentinia." Putting that in my pocket for later use.
I’m going to need a follow up on the grumpy old man on the 18th. Don’t jack me around!
That jury trial is going to be mayhem, I hope it is live streamed
And I'd like to know the details about the 7 charges that were dropped! 🤔
That will be a good one
They're going to railroad him through the trial. They're going to find him guilty in absent-inia.
LoL
You gotta give these attorneys and judges credit for restraint in holding back the laughter.
Their laughter or their fists? I'm guessing the latter. 😮
When Graysack was laying down the law with the attorney, I loved the casual shots of the judge's empty chair. Nice touch! Oh, and Graysack, you better be there on the 18th! 😂
Josh the attorney looks like a model for a beard-trimmer commercial.
Or a hair and beard dye.
@@cheapskatepanic That was my thought.."Just For Men"
I wonder if the judge sent him an apology letter afterwards.
That beard is 🔥
I thought he had a bad tooth
The judge’s face when the defendant walks in with his Walmart bag. 🤪
I want to know what was in there. His lunch?
The empty judge chair in between the arguments 😂😂
Judge Middleton should have jailed this woman. She got away with disregarding all court requirements. Makes me sick!
As soon as the defendant says "anti-harassment cases" you know what kind of crazy person we're dealing with!
So glad the defendant laid out all the possible legal scenarios for Judge Buckley..
...I'm sure he was confused..
Judge is probably just thankful that defendant requested his recusal.
Mike, this was absolute comedy gold in so many different ways. I would laugh, then you would laugh, then I would laugh more from your laugh. The request of the prosecutor to provide a lease, in a driving without a license case is so unbelievably ridiculous that if I didn’t hear it I would never have believed it. Someone please find his missing purse and license attaché.
I am telling you he had a contagious laugh. So adorable!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad I didn't bail after that slow start. It was worth the wait. 🎉
The sack is NOT the first give-away! His atty reminding the judge that he's only stand-by counsel is the first give-away!!! ;)
👍
Why is it always the people who most need a lawyer are most adamant about defending themselves?
Never has "don't worry, it get's worse" been truer 😂
This reminds me of the odd couple when judge told Felix to hurry up he had murderers patiently waiting their turn.
LOL
That show was amazing
That was such a great TV show 😊
Now I gotta know about the 7 charges that were dropped!
His blah blah talk talk annoyed state enough to previous just give up.
30:44 love the guy in the high-bus shirt who backs out of the room and then hides out of sight, NOT LETTING THE DOOR CLOSE so he can listen in more for a while 😂
Absentinia, a magical land where no one shows up for anything ever.
Well how can they when their carry bags have gone missing???
Exactly what I was thinking! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Absent-inia" 😂 and the way he pronounced colloquy 😂😂
😂😂😂
@@lisawatson9570omg I was hoping someone else also heard collililuquoy 😂
I'm at 16:51 and standby counsel is like, TYSM judge for this unwanted assignment 😅
The guy in case #2 is my landlord.... keeps talking, can't shut up and is perpetually confused.
My understanding of this predicament is that he will be having Mike subpoenaed as well to stop all the jacking around and bring the lease and missing traffic bag to
court that day.
Comedy gold how it keeps switching back to the empty judges chair as this guy keeps rambling on
Well, he's got his car keys hanging from his belt, why don't they just arrest him on the way out and tow his car.
Yeah sharp you're right and they have surveillance all over the place that he drove there.
Lol probably how he got the additional driving on suspended license
Absentinia sounds like an island somewhere Mike would vacation to
LTWM I was just about to send you this clip. I live in that jurisdiction so I kinda listen to the cases in the background as I go about my day, and when I heard "standby council" and "driving suspended", I had to grab my Fez and stop to watch. Glad to see you got it covered.
I wish our local court was on you tube.
Your honor. There are two many cars for me to have a licence. And the aliens haven't been back to pick me up. I've been waiting on this railroad for them for ages.
This is....the most entertaining thing I have seen in a long time
😂😂 Mike, mike, mike. You're just too funny, honey.
The way the camera keeps panning to the empty judges chair 🤣🤣🤣30:03
Cracked me up! 😂😂😂😂
Me too! And just as I recover, they show it again😂 I bet this crusty old man has experienced alot of empty chairs lol
Judge is looking for his scream box
Omg whoever said the old man looks like Squidward Tenticles called it!!! Now as I watch this all I can picture is Squidward!!!! He's got the nose down perfect!!! I cant stop laughing!!!
Thank you Mike! I’ve been very depressed lately and your content always makes me laugh…..so good for the soul ❤
I am sending you some moonbeam levels.... positive energy!
I hope you begin to feel better soon. I certainly can relate to those seasons in life.
❤❤❤❤😊
I, too, feel depressed at least once a week, despite taking daily antidepressants. So know there are many of us out there who understand. ❤
@@JohnAnderson42 Thank you so much!❤️
30:47 LLLLOOOOLLLL the empty chair always kills me I was dying laughing
THIS ONE LMAOO 35:07
How does the judge and the attorney keep a straight face. The judge is almost at a full out belly laugh.
I always demand a lease agreement as evidence when defending a driving suspended charge.
As you should.
You're very stubborn!, says the defendant that won't leave the courtroom after being told to leave 5 times! 🐐
That man can really butcher some words😅😅😅
The lawyer could be a model for an art class. He never moves
"The 18th is on what date?"
-- um, usually the 18th, unless I'm mistaken.
That's just common sense, I fear
That last one should have done at least 1 or 2 more days in jail for how she jerked the court around.
I don't understand why she didn't do the 10 hours of public service. It's good for the community and it's good for her. I'd like to see more defendants "sentenced" to community service rather than jail and fines, which hit those at the socioeconomic bottom the worst. 😢
And that $475 could have been used in better ways than depositing it into government coffers. For example, maybe she has an income source to pay monthly rent for an apartment, but she can't raise enough for a deposit, too. Maybe that $475 would have been enough for a deposit. 🤷
(I know that total included a ticket; I don't know what that was for, but I'd also like to see most tickets "paid" with community service. If someone fails to complete the community service within a certain time period - six months? - then they should be ordered to pay a fine instead.)
@@gatsby66 The problem is the person at its core. It's painfully obvious that defense counsel approves of her behavior and was actively advocating that defendant be gifted the court ignoring her problems and contempt because it would look bad otherwise. If someone skips out on helping their community without seriously good cause the should lose any court granted gifts. To do otherwise just encourages the behavior.
It would have been precious to have the goat screaming every time you Panned over to the judge's chair. 🤣
Awww. That poor garden gnome is lonely..... and persistent. He just wants to talk shop with the big dogs.
This is how you really motivate a prosecutor to spend the time on a minor traffic case. Irritate and piss him off.
LoL the judge is like im not dealing with ur bs today sir! 😹😹😹 I like this judge. I have binge watching ur channel since yesterday and I have come to find out that I like most judges. I totally found ur channel on an accident and had bo idea that i was into these kind of videos ❤ I'm usually into true crime murder porn but I stumbled on to the bodycam footage videos and then that brought me to ur channel 😻🙌🏿
This old sailor dude is all over the place 🤣
I listened twice to the part where he wants to subpoena a copy of someone's apartment lease because it's somehow related to his suspended license. I don't get it. And it's so screwy, I might have even jumbled the description of what he was saying! 😉
But at least he’s down to $10,000 from $5500.
No, he's right there. In the courtroom. 🤷🍍
@@gatsby66 "Too many vehicles in a small space".
That's both a 3rd-degree felony AND a valid justification for unlicensed driving - didn't you know?
Nothing says professionalism like putting your documents in a paper bag
Ah, Absentinia. The beaches, the palm trees, the local cuisine. . .
😂😂😅😅
The jury is going to hate this guy
I really hope you stream the 10/18 trial!!
Whoever this old guy is, he's a hoot! I hope you are able to cover him more in the future.
I was cracking up when the camera kept auto switching to the judge's empty chair lmao... "I want the lease" "I have no idea what you're talking about" \*empty chair\* (31:13)
“It’s not going to be black or white.” Isn’t that the point of court?
No, no, you’re confused. Court is clearly more of a Billie Jean scenario.
The last lady’s life is a mess! How on earth does she have custody of three children?
I’m glad Judge Middleton is so good to her . Debra Davis is clearly fed up with her stupid behavior. Why didn’t she just do the ten hours? Even two days in jail wasn’t worth it
I think Debra sometimes just plays the part of a prosecutor, doing what many expect from one. That's true of some defense lawyers and judges, too. Many attorneys rotate through all three roles during their careers, and they perform each one as others expect. Versus, say, (and I hate to use this example) a Nancy Grace, who is propelled by a continuous, 45-year-old anger.
@@gatsby66
But Debra IS the prosecutor so it's a good thing she acts like one.
She needs to be held accountable! That's the reason why her life is a MESS-A TOTAL LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY AND ACCOUNTABILITY! And I'm willing to bet she doesn't totally have her kids! smh
Why do I feel like the first case was like judge’s playing Old Maid? Some poor judge is going to get stuck with this guy.😂
I know it’s just the way the cameras go through rotation, but every time it shows the empty judge seat, it just cracks me up!
Please tell me he gets a contempt charge. Like seriously, how hasn't he been dragged out?
Edit: 10 hours of community service for beating the crap out of someone? If that was a man he would be in jail or on probation.
Why in gods name would you give this chick a break? How did she even get let out after failing to show the first time? Ridiculous.
Judge got up and left.
More of this first case PLEASE
So, I'm watching this and thinking, at what point does the bailiff start "assisting" him in leaving..... preferably with a freaking taser.
"WHAT'S IN THE BAG?!"
Miss "no-show" got no consequences. Too bad.
I feel sorry for this guy’s neighbors or anyone he starts a conversation with
My landlord is just like that guy.... keeps talking, can't shut up and is perpetually confused. I just keep my distance from him
@@HairfanI have family, coworkers, bosses, and neighbors exactly like this. Living in Alabama is a ruff time.
>"I dated Absent Tina once"
yeah, she went to a different high school...
mike, a thank you again to you and mr. goat
Mr. Thompson is insane.
Holy shit!!😳
21:41 😳 omg this dude is nuts! This is the case of the century to him LoL he wants the whole shabang! I hope we can see the trail!!! 😁
State did dismiss 7 cases at start. Why would defendant not think he could annoy the state into dismissing everything…..eventually???
Why didn't the judge call for the bailiffs to escort him out?
Really!
Looking at this from the future.... He was found guilty, left halfway through the trial, and a no bond warrant was issued. Same arrogance as blandino with the same results 😂
That man is totally clueless! Good video Mike! Thank you!
I'm sorry, it's bullsh^t that someone can just hide for awhile from the law and then their case basically gets dismissed because all the witnesses and evidence might be gone. They should get a sentence for circumventing justice.
There are Sovereign Citizens on stand by waiting to recruit grandpa.
Was that a bag of seashells that he was packing back into his bag? It must be highly relevant to his pending cases. It could even be for his 'the glove doesn't fit' moments in court.
This is a mind trick. "I am not coming to trial" means I already know that I am going to lose.
Yep, chop chop my man, get on it🤣There is no flux dude. The dog? how did a dog get brought into this? I wish I caught this live, stupid work got in the way. Thanfully I am retring soon, with liquid investments to not end up in a van down by the river.😎
"or the lack of" How prophetic.
It’s like when I talk to my pops about his new phone and he’s fussing at me that everything will charge him ! 😂😂😂 #HUH
How do you keep from pounding your head on a wall? Good Grief so frustrating! Thank you Mike.
Glad I hung out for the "warm up". Now my face hurts from laughing too much.
I think the prosecutor was getting a kick out of this.All he had to do was leave,he's not the bailiff..he was getting a kick out of this.😅
What an irritating person! He's begging to be held in contempt!
OMG.....bless this Judge for his ability to restrain himself from bursting out laughing all the way through.🤣🤣🤣
It’s so nice that he brought his designer luggage with him… Very classy
The first thing you should do with him is shave his ass bald. I’m just saying.
That is not fair!!! I want to be in Puerto Vallarta too!
Guy won’t shut up this is so funny
That Litigan doesn't know when to shut his mouth.
Why does he need his car-papers purse if he has a suspended license???
🤣😂 He needs his traffic stuff because he keeps driving on his suspended license. SMH
Commenting on the double rainbow guy at the end: I always thought he said “hey Cal, look at that, it’s a double rainbow!” I just realized he’s talking to the cow, not a Calvin… lol.
I realized that recently, too.
R.I.P., Double Rainbow Guy. He died a few years ago.
@gatsby66 oh no, I had no idea. RIP double 🌈 guy
😂😂"In absentinia"😂😂 Also he keeps saying "I'm prejudiced" as something that was done to him. He's obviously a legal expert! I hope we get to see this guy again in the future!
Do you know where I can find the original video of a seton is man?
This guy was found guilty on the traffic violation but he didn’t come back to hear the verdict. A warrant was issued.
WOW, goes to trial for a suspended license, pay the damn ticket
How I've missed this "trial in Absentinia" video til now... this is most epic!! Definitely my new favorite! Maybe ever!!
All the prosecutors had to do was ignore him and leave.🤨
He would have been left in an empty room arguing with himself😅
There was a clerk/stenographer there offscreen. He probably would have tried to talk to her if the prosecutor had gone.
I thought he was going to bring out a loaf of bread, some make a sandwich right there OK maybe not we’ll just see
When judge buckley was done setting the trial, why didn't he get a bailiff to throw the guy out?
Because he left.
Mike is all this carryon for a traffic violation ? What a waste of money and resources, he’s a nutcase 😂😂😂
My God - who told this guy he was a lawyer ? They had to tell him to just get rid of him ---
The pan to the Judge's empty chair really gives this the necessary feel. 😅
Ah, absentinia, an ancient legal theory whose name comes from a tiny, beautiful flower, or a mild tea with time dilation effects, or maybe a sweet niece who has been gone for a while, or perhaps an extinct proto-whale . . .
Close your eyes and Santa Blandino sounds like his cousin Kim.