There’s a family that lives in my neighborhood and they are the most fearless birds. They constantly walk across the street or stand right next to the busy roads.
I was literally looking for this comment. As an Indian I honestly say A+. The pronunciation, the speed, the accuracy. Kinda triggered but its still good. 😂
@@strawberrykisses4585 i dont know any guy that would willingly do that. yes us girls may think yasss bitch equality, but psychologically a straight boy would die inside
@Amina Sloth girl no one just leaves their poop hanging 😂 Even the poor ones carry a bottle or a pot filled with water while they go to defecate. I appreciate you defending indians. But god people like the one who commented make me sick.
Milan Mumm Hes probably from the area known as tornado ally, which is near the center of the US, where tornados are really freaking common. Just for reference, the town I’m from we had 3 tornadoes in the span of a week. So I bet he’s just like everyone else and is done with Mother Natures shit
@@ciruja-chan "If it breaks, one more time- DONT! Shut your mouth. If it breaks while I'm sleeping, I will grab you by the neck and shove you down the shower drain. I'm gonna take my shower now."
9:20 Sir, those are herrings. They are very...populated in Florida and just love to stand in the middle of the road for hours (bonus, they’re illegal to feed and kill/run over). Just a perk of living in the country of Florida Men.
I'd like to tell you about a cool thing called fidelity in a love relationship. Sure he can like/love girls and boys, but if you aren't in an open relationship or something like that, and you kiss someone else (not in game or whatever kind of stuff but this is another debate) than your partner, you are basically cheating on him/her.
Wait wait wait, this is the 2nd Tik Tok video I've watched tonight that's actually kinda funny, they have a set-up and a punchline, they actually *make sense*! What's going on?? Tik Toks are supposed to be spastic, nonsensical, non sequiturs that make no sense. WEIRD!
9:17 [and really, that whole section of the compilation] was just me upon seeing a crane for the first time. Or maybe it was a heron, I'm not too sure because it was pretty far away. ...I was around 13, 14 and my father may or may not have almost crashed the car.
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Best compilation ever
Thanks for the love dawg :)
bro i need that clip!!!
666 likes i will not like this comment in respect to this
I’m your 900th like you’re welcome! 😊
best profile picture ever
“You guys are still using iPhones?”
*ZOOMS IN INTENSELY*
“Pathetic” I can’t even 😂😂
Okay Haley *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*
lol 😂
I just got to that part as a read it XD
That was one of my favorite ones
_Intensely_
You said you wouldn’t tell anyone about us watching these.
*Monstro has left the chat
Underrated string of comments
I love how the FBI would be the one to have a video about fight spinners iui
*I TRUSTED YOU*
ooooo your in trouble
- Thomas Sanders
“And then I realized that my mayonnaise is floating” s e n t me
r/brandnewsentence
thank you for commenting the punchline. thank you thank you thank
I let out the UGLIEST laugh when that part came up
Twins lol
TrannySaurusRex yasss ❤️❤️❤️
"Its not washing off"
* *his joker smile and dying inside eyes* *
We live in a society 😔😔😔
Tornado:
Tik Tok Guy: BRO WE IN A TORNADO
Except in tornados it’s silent
Tornado: whoosh
Welcome to the midwest
LMFAO.
@@mai1449 welcome to *U S A* 🇺🇸
Why is no one talking about the raccoon
The cutest thing ive seen in a while!!!!
Im still thinking abt it
Its a pet
"nO! StOP PeTtInG ME! I aM DeATh!"
It was so shiny
some people laugh like boiling teapots
1:23
That’s me!! I wheeze like a kettle and all my friends hate me but u kno...
@@zoegribben2952 good friends toss you some tea bags when you laugh like the waters done boiling 👌👌👌 l
Omg I read this comment as I was watching the clip perfect timing😂
M e
7:30 when the red line touches the right bottom edge of the tik tok screen is satisfying.
And 3:51
YESSSSS
7:34 for me
I want to know the rest of the context of the guy who kisses boys in the locker room
Katie Blaise omg me too.. I’m so here for that particular tea 😂
So pretty confident it's fake
she said in another video that it was a joke xd
Me too
Homies gotta kiss homies
“Kish me fat boi”
- The greatest Pennywise ever
OH MY GOD
I found it 6:36
“Stop putting garbage in there” “it’s my garbage can” 😆😆 nooooo lmao I laugh way too hard at that
3:11 how I feel about *myself* every morning
And 4:25 the *pure TERROR* in his eyes was beautiful
My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell he sounds like negan when he goes goddamn 3:11
Lmaooo
Yo the lauGH ON THE GOOSE LADY ONE ACTUALLY SENT MEEEEEE
BEN 11 YES SAMEE
when your tea is done
IT WAS ONE LONG ASS HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL BRO IM GONEEEEE
MOOOM!!! THE WATERS BOILING!!!
DEADASS THO-
BRUHHH THE INDIAN MUSIC SENT ME BROOO THAT MY JAM INDIANS UNITE
vera 748 whats the name of that song thooooo
vera 748 this iiss what i was looking for😂😂😂
Sarah it sounds like rangreli idk..they sound the same
4:32
Sarah I honestly don’t know the name but I remember the beat and sound
4:15 “ it’s my f*cking garbage can “ new quote in 2019
4:15
9:16
You have discovered the “endangered” most annoying bird in Florida
The red sandhill crane
Thank you! I was looking for this comment!
There’s a family that lives in my neighborhood and they are the most fearless birds. They constantly walk across the street or stand right next to the busy roads.
@@Pippin2luv csra cara a
what most people think girls do in the bathroom : **talk about drama and guys**
what girls actually do in the bathroom : 4:59
danny bro that was my tik tok i’m so proud i’ve made it
@@liv1251 sure ya did
caroline o leary my tik tok is olivia.sester lmao go check it out
danny only thing that girls do now is vspe
Y i feel attacked lmao
4:31 my mans is actually pretty good at singing
What boy doesn't kiss boys in the locker room? That's just called bromance, duh
“IS THAT A EMOO? ARE THERE EMOOS IN THIS STATE?” LMAO that way he pronounced Emu 😂
Every time people pronounce it that way it kills me.
I don't get it....that's the way it's pronounced...
Kelli B normally in Australia it’s pronounced “Ee-mew” not “Ee-moo” 😊
@@TA-ls5nr lol thats not how it's pronounced in America
the mayonnaise water one actually killed me i’m crying
IKR
1:05 , “WE IN A TORNADO”
Me: *lights a candle because it's dark outside*
Everyone else at the firework store:
Nice.
4:33
the blue hoodie guy singing indian is personally my favorite 😂
Do you know the name of that song?
@@oc3607 Panjabi MC - Mundian to bach ke
@@lilunicorn3413 omg thank you sooo much
My man Indian is not a language
4:32 The best video on tik tok ever
What song is that!@?
John Dee Is Me Mundian to Bach Ke
@@jeromej1234 Thanks!
I was literally looking for this comment. As an Indian I honestly say A+. The pronunciation, the speed, the accuracy. Kinda triggered but its still good. 😂
I was not expecting the pronounciation to be correct too😂😂😂😂
"Im not gay..JuST CaUSe i KiSSeD a DuDe oNe TiMe"
thats what my ex said and he was like "iT wAs JuSt A gAmE, SpIn ThE bOtTlE IsNt GaY iT sHoUlD Be EqUaL fOr EvErYoNe"
KravenEquestrian i mean he’s not wrong
@@strawberrykisses4585 i dont know any guy that would willingly do that. yes us girls may think yasss bitch equality, but psychologically a straight boy would die inside
KravenEquestrian what? If you were playing spin the bottle then I’m not surprised ur ex kissed the guy and I don’t really get ur second comment
KravenEquestrian guys can question too?
"Lindsay is dead" has the same energy as "then perish"
Who is she saying tho? XD And whats on her face? :D
Patrik Králík mayonnaise
@@nice-ne4io Thanks, and what is she saying exactly? 😅
@@patrikkralik3610 she went to put the Mayo up and slammed it down but the lid wasn’t fully on so it got all over her
8:24 The dude in the red looked like he relates to everything he is saying 😂
04:29 you can see the regret
oh hi
kaisa hello fellow cliquediquer
@@zazaenjoyer-uk7ci that's- wow
OMG TWENTY ONE PILOTS!!! I don’t know you but I love you
LivingLifeAsJanessa * HELLO I LOVE YOU TOO
4:32 As an indian I can confirm that that is accurate as hell
Is there a song name or was it just improvised?
song?
@Amina Sloth girl no one just leaves their poop hanging 😂
Even the poor ones carry a bottle or a pot filled with water while they go to defecate. I appreciate you defending indians. But god people like the one who commented make me sick.
@@afuturehobo mundian to bach ke
@@Pearch mundian to bach ke
Ok but why is he going outside during a tornado and acting like it's some kinda rollercoaster
Milan Mumm Hes probably from the area known as tornado ally, which is near the center of the US, where tornados are really freaking common. Just for reference, the town I’m from we had 3 tornadoes in the span of a week. So I bet he’s just like everyone else and is done with Mother Natures shit
Because *HE IS AWESOME*
It's a Midwest/tornado ally thing. It's the most interesting thing that happens around here.
When you live smack dab in the center of tornado ally you will discover no one give a right hands shit about tornadoes.
“Stop putting trash in here”
“I T S M Y F U C K I N G G A R B A G E C-“
1:14 peace was never an option
Hjonk Hjonk am goose
1:17 um Ma'am your kettle is boiling.
3:20 mom mode on
No one
Absolutely no one
Not even a single soul
Teapots: 1:16
6:45.... I can't stop replaying this...
Lily Becker OMG SAME
Me too
*Khiss Me fackh boi*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
N V
*Ack*
4:22 he’s in total defeat so all he can do is smile at his pain😂
lmao the tornado one killed me
mayonnaise: you’ll float too
I'm just here to say
I love Simon Snow
@@Peeplii hell yeah Simon Snow ftw
3:20 is my favorite thing I've seen in my entire life
I cant hear sht what is he saying??
@@ciruja-chan "If it breaks, one more time- DONT! Shut your mouth. If it breaks while I'm sleeping, I will grab you by the neck and shove you down the shower drain. I'm gonna take my shower now."
@@crixfx JSJJSJSJS poetic, i love it
3:10 I swear I could smell the morning breath through the screen. 😂
8:34 what did he say?? “What kinda weed was I smoking??” Oh Lord Jesus
2:50 i didn’t realise that was a filter..
Daisy Driver I was worried it wouldn’t be a filter.
I can't stop rewatching this but I can't find it on tik tok
"Kiss me fat boi" will be my senior quote
He's a bisexual, Jessica
@@atelupte6495 That was clearly a joke lmao.
atelupte. well someone got cheated on by bi guy, huh?
4:43 he’s going to have a bruise the size of his head. My friend was hit with a ball on the fly and fell just like this dude
9:20 Sir, those are herrings. They are very...populated in Florida and just love to stand in the middle of the road for hours (bonus, they’re illegal to feed and kill/run over). Just a perk of living in the country of Florida Men.
Yeah there ain't Emu's in that country!
I live in Florida and I literally see at least one every day.... sometimes in my front yard 😂😂
Um excuse you Flabbergasted Lolli they are sandhill cranes. Apologize now
Abriana Bradley who the hell changed their name to sand hill cranes?!
haha yeah sandhill crane
Guy: If people don't have feet, do they wear shoes?
Girl: No
Guy: Then why are you wearing a bra?
Girl: I'm not
3:20 why nobody talking about this one? I love it so much
Oh my gosh it reminds me so much of my friend it's insane.
@@rykerwilder1863 EXACTLY!
@@nucleartemptations3044 I love him xD
I can't believe how serious that guy was...
10:55 "so I don't love you?" "Probably not if you kiss boys in the locker room"
Yes, I'd like to tell you about a cool thing called Bisexuality
I'd like to tell you about a cool thing called fidelity in a love relationship.
Sure he can like/love girls and boys, but if you aren't in an open relationship or something like that, and you kiss someone else (not in game or whatever kind of stuff but this is another debate) than your partner, you are basically cheating on him/her.
bi people are the best
4:31 I just wanna know how he did that so perfect like 👀
2:51 I LOVE THIS LMAOO
IM SORRY 9:34 freaked me out my name is Lydia and I was that girl who would do that...
1:19 when there is a fire and the alarm goes off
vaggelis galanis also at 3:47
@@mariam-bk4xt why?????
1:19 I want to write something cool about this laugh but I'm not creative so just appreciate this laugh
4:23 I- this describes every life choice I've made...
7:36 I can confirm I do pee out my butt all day.
- a girl
Well I don't but pee gets on my butt LMAO
@@margo587 because you're a boy
@@margo587 wait......
“Skye tell the truth”
*Changes pitch* “qua qua”
4:32 is the best vid
Juice Boi I replayed it like 20 time’s
What's the song?
Him: you don’t need a fork to open the water bottle... all you need to do is unscrew the cap.
Me: as if that would work!!!
2:23 Can someone explain pls? I feel like it’s supposed to be a dirty joke about something but I don’t know what and I’m curious and bored.
I'm not an innocent minded person but I don't have a clue what the fuck that is
I think it’s some type of sex wear
Coco Pops same tho
Darrick Sp40 if it’s for a sex it must be for orgies or something because those are WAY too many holes
WiredCity517 maybe 😂 I have no idea
Idk why I died when he said “my mayonnaise is floating”
I rarely ever comment on anything BUT THE TORNADO VINE IS THE BEST
This is tiktok
0:30 are we off-roading on my ass LMAO that should not have made me laugh so much
"My squigga"
"BRUH THATS A SQUIGGA!!"
I'm crying-
😂😂😂😂
0:50. WE SHOULD NOT WANT A PET RACCOON BUT WE WANT ONE NOW
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Mom: Honey coffees ready
1:19
6:10 the clicking killed me 🤣🤣
9:24 his voice reminds me of Tallest Purple from Invader Zim.
1:52 that dude looks like bonnie from toy story
7:17
*SALMONELLA HERE I COME*
THE GUY WHO ATE THE YOLKKKK
3:31 would have been so much funnier if it actually broke😂
“OH NO RYAN!” 😂😂😂😂
Edit: 4:46
1:17 when you hold the handbrake on a turn
8:00 this was literally me in the hospital while they were trying to put my sling on. I was just laughing and quoting vines
9:23 sir, those are Sandhills, and yeah they belong in Jurassic park. That’s why they’re in Florida
3:00 "¡Hola Soy Dora!
Hola I'm dead!😂
1:19 longest wheeze in the history of wheezes
Wait wait wait, this is the 2nd Tik Tok video I've watched tonight that's actually kinda funny, they have a set-up and a punchline, they actually *make sense*! What's going on?? Tik Toks are supposed to be spastic, nonsensical, non sequiturs that make no sense. WEIRD!
4:32 every time I watch it it makes me happy.
What's the song
"Stop putting garbage in here." "Its my focking garbage can."
1:24 I think the teas ready
6:20 can we talk about how perfect that floor looks
3:20 That passive aggressiveness was great 👌
2:50 i can't
That laugh in the goose one scared the crap out of me AND MY DOG
1:13 that's the longest damn wheeze I've ever heard
The dude in the hospital bed, HIGH AF, got me dead
I was literally in the bathroom using the same brand of tp while the tp video was on 😂😂
4:32 *I SWEAR THAT PUNJABI ACCENT WAS **_ON POINT_*
9:17 [and really, that whole section of the compilation] was just me upon seeing a crane for the first time. Or maybe it was a heron, I'm not too sure because it was pretty far away.
...I was around 13, 14 and my father may or may not have almost crashed the car.
"Thank you for choosing Dairy Queen, here's your blizzard." *Plop* "..."
That pause sent mEEeeEee
1:19 guess ma tea done ☕️😂
2:34 has me dying
No one:
The tea pot I left on: 1:20
1:21 sounds like the ‘how high can you hear’ video