no you dont, trust me. Dude if i tell my ma im not hungry she goes off on me "you no like mamas cookin no more. you growin up you wanna leave me now eh?" and then she starts crying
Most of the time's it's being cleaned because they can get into tons of trouble if they let it get dirty and leak. Nevertheless, at plenty of places they'll turn you down because they've already cleaned it and can't bring themselves to start making more after the whole long-ass process.
If it's a 24 hour McDonald's it gets delegated to be cleaned in the morning, if it's a standard business hour McDonald's it has to be put on heat cycle after the store closes, some managers allow the crew to close it early in order to get out earlier, but it's still against company policy, a full clean is done usually once a week.
1:29 did you fellas know Jeffery Dahmer wasn’t formerly executed? He was actually beaten to death by a fellow inmate, which makes this tiktok funnier on a different level, for the implication is the guard proceeded to beat him to death after hearing his request. Just thought I’d let everyone know.
Tyler x I’m not sure what you’re asking, but if you’re asking why his request of “Five Guys” was the joke, then Five Guys is a popular burger place. However, Dahmer was also a notorious serial killer known for eating his victims. So tldr: Jeff asked for Five Guys and it can be interpreted either as him wanting to eat five people or just fast food.
The last one kinda happened to me except when he pulled the tube it came off the needle and i was like a caprisun that was gettin squished. Blood was everywhere.
She wrapped the seat belt around her torso by lifting it above her head and putting it behind her after she already clicked in the seat belt getting her self stuck.or rapping it around her self and then clicking in the seat belt.
Long waited answer: I think that one of the pops dropped to the tin foil at a right angle which creates a massive pressure which creates a sonic boom and the sonic boom has a massive amount of energy in it and the sonic boom fired it up.
4:20 OMFG, I felt that in my soul. We had a group of FORTY show up at my job last week. No call ahead. Then they got mad that we didn't have enough seats inside because of Social Distancing Requirements. They ended up fitting, but it was a fun 90 minutes turning away customers because the Asshole Family Reunion was camped out, hogging EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TABLE. ajadjafaslklkaf
9:52
She actually asked him to “mind his business” after all of that im so done
😂😂
Don’t watch My videos
Legitimately started cackiling IRL. The irony. 😂😂
" *mINd yoUR BUsIneSS* "
thats how the mafia works hehekekekekek
8:54 you *know* it's an Italian family when the first question is "did you eat?"
wha- my family does that too and i’m 0% white
My parents and grandparents even gave me more food when I had already done so
Ur pfp is amazing like yes
Huahuahauahauhauha YES
It's the same thing with Greek families
I want Italian parents so bad lmfao “you ate? At this hour?”
“What’s her birthday, that’s important”
do u rlly? my mom chases me with a damn wooden spoon, beats my ass with it, then makes marinara lmfao
Polish parents kind of do the same thing...😂
no you dont, trust me. Dude if i tell my ma im not hungry she goes off on me "you no like mamas cookin no more. you growin up you wanna leave me now eh?" and then she starts crying
@@rosecloverr bruh i learned to never talk to nonna when she making sauce bc if i piss her off the spoon has molten sauce on it and that shit BURN
you really don’t
When's her birthday? Is she Italian?
Mood af
Jaida Blizard his parents are so precious lmaooo
I’m with the dad a parent doesn’t need to know that stuff unless the kid tells them
Italian parents really be like that
Jaida Blizard MOIND YA BUISNES ANDEE
Literally just watched that 2secs ago
I wanna see that goose from another angle when he ran into the car
that was the sound of him popping the tire, next he'll slash the other 3 and there will be no escape...
Iain Mawhinney I thought that was the sound of his cheeks clapping cause he was so thicc.😳
IKR
666th like woo
Hate to be a buzzkill but the owner of the video said it was the slam of her car door😣
6:12 you let that poor baby in and let her tear up your comforter right now
that's a BABY
Comforter ??? What's that
@@rowinthatnerd3320 it's a type of blanket! sorta like a quilt in that it has two layers of fabric around a layer of cotton batting
No.
I would not let him in lmao
But the real question is. IS THAT GUY’S EYE OKAY?!?!
Kat I hope so, I don’t think she’d post it if that man like lost his eye or something
It came on the moment I read this 😂
No.
...he passed, unfortunately.
I feel dumb rn... Which one involved a person hurting their eye?
It hit below his eye he’s fine
8:38 that ain’t a smoothie that a thickie
brother?
She thicc
@@Libbysvideodiary more like thiccccccccc
Das_Schnietzel56 it’s a chonky
I want it
6:32 me in papa’s freezeria when I was 8
improper grammar
holy shit YES
BRUH YES
YASSSSSS
TRUEE
“swiggidy swoogidy comin for that booty biiiitch” is my new favorite thing to say
It's actually a song 😂
@@Twisted-Frenemy LMFAO fr??? what song?
Ok zoomer
Mr. Fluffypantz fuck ya self
@@nickfell1169 that shit old af lmao
5:18 dude this happened to me too! Do all McDonald's really say that when people order ice cream at night??
bluebird girl I know it goes into a heat cycle to clean overnight every night
Most of the time's it's being cleaned because they can get into tons of trouble if they let it get dirty and leak. Nevertheless, at plenty of places they'll turn you down because they've already cleaned it and can't bring themselves to start making more after the whole long-ass process.
@@foolscrown1416 ohh
If it's a 24 hour McDonald's it gets delegated to be cleaned in the morning, if it's a standard business hour McDonald's it has to be put on heat cycle after the store closes, some managers allow the crew to close it early in order to get out earlier, but it's still against company policy, a full clean is done usually once a week.
@@ItsZDay thank you for explaining!
1:29 did you fellas know Jeffery Dahmer wasn’t formerly executed? He was actually beaten to death by a fellow inmate, which makes this tiktok funnier on a different level, for the implication is the guard proceeded to beat him to death after hearing his request.
Just thought I’d let everyone know.
Humans are friends not food I’m so confused why did five guys make this a joke
Tyler x I’m not sure what you’re asking, but if you’re asking why his request of “Five Guys” was the joke, then Five Guys is a popular burger place. However, Dahmer was also a notorious serial killer known for eating his victims.
So tldr: Jeff asked for Five Guys and it can be interpreted either as him wanting to eat five people or just fast food.
Humans are friends not food Yeah, that was the question. I’d already thought of that, I just didn’t know if that was the whole joke. Thanks!
Humans are friends not food bruh
I was gonna comment this like, he didnt get a formal last meal.
"I don't know where I'm going. But I'm going there."
We too, Tom, we too.
7:10 Imagine walking outside for some fresh air and you hear that while you get an amber alert
Grim Rex the lady kinda sounded like Scarlett Johansson when she screamed
3:16 I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going there
Such a mood
11:45 IS HOMIE OK??? HE DAMN COCKED HIS ARM BACK FULL FORCE HOLY SHIT!!! IM CACKLING THOUGH FUNNY AF. Poor dude.
Arts Anxiety I was about to comment this, before I found your comment that is. But seriously is he okay??
I thought it was a fake arm at first but now I’m thinking that’s his actual hand!! DAMNN
He broke his hand he is alright now probs i searched it on tiktok
Sounded like he shattered his hand and the wall.
7:56 omg I actually feel bad for the "child" 😂
What's sad is that it actually happens
I had to get special teaching in case a kid did this while my French class is mentoring them ☠️
@@michaelbowdidge6557 Can confirm. Source: daycare worker
“Like a a bayblade
Let it rip”
Literally my worst nigtmare
This was the funniest one in the video for me
Even better, *like I was a beyblade
I screamed
The last one kinda happened to me except when he pulled the tube it came off the needle and i was like a caprisun that was gettin squished. Blood was everywhere.
Sexy Steve Jobs had me wheezing. That's enough internet for me. Until next time, I'm outttt
13:01 hell if someone did that to a cop where I live they would get in HUGEEE trouble
Oh my god the one about the toddler who needs thier shoes tied is REAL SHIT THO. I heard some messed up stuff in child care
The Italian parents one 😂😂😂😂
11:42 he said "ooh"
"I don't know where I'm going but I'm going there." I need his confidence ASAP
I wasn't expecting the pop, I almost launched my phone across the kitchen
Same
Me too
2:48 somebody tell her that I love Thomas’s bowlcut
10:24 what did she even do and how did she do it? I'm so confused
She got her shirt stuck on the seat
She wrapped the seat belt around her torso by lifting it above her head and putting it behind her after she already clicked in the seat belt getting her self stuck.or rapping it around her self and then clicking in the seat belt.
@@pixelsea7424 she was on like CNN or something and said she just fell asleep and woke up like that lol
I saw a news video on it. She fell asleep in the car and woke up at a rest stop with her seat belt stuck wrapped around her.
2:32 oh my gosh I made it
Your not the real Elijah King
OMG ITS YOUUUUU OMGGGGNOMGG GOLGPFMKG
oh my god it's the real you ahahahauay
What out for the deer!
*Loud oof can be heard from mountain miles away*
Did you see the guy totally get rampaged
I'm italian and I can confirm, my parents ask me " *did you eat??* " everyday, when I come home from uni.
Both of them.
Everytime.
The guy at 11:25 not only can’t hit the “Fly me to the Moon”, he can’t hit the “Perry the Platypus”. Smh.
The person at 11:22 cracks me up everytime. so on point
He’s starting to swim weird...
oooohhh no
OOOOHHH NO
JOSH ITS HAPPENINGG
*Please wait you are being transferred to Mario...*
MARIO HE EXPLODED
10:20 my laugh went like a demon living in me
Nobody:
All might vs All for one: 11:44
UNITED STATES OF SMASH!!!!
11:20 my throat hurts from just listening to it
14:04-14:29 has to be my favorite
11:00 he fuccin deserved that XD also that pitch perfect throw god damn!
3:59
I was... Not expecting that
Neither was he.
Drunk guy: 'Its like forty degrees'
Me: oh my goodnes he must be boiling
Drunk guy: its absolutely freezing
Me:wait wut
F° v/s C°
@@lkr0805 Ik
ikyk
Where you from sweetheart, cuz it really does sweetie
@@toothpasteghost2391 ik he was talking Fahrenheit coz he American but I'm used to Celsius in britain
3:17 i don't know where im going but im going there i felt that
4:44 huh,so that's what Harry Potter is up to nowadays
2:22 literally Dr. Mike
XD
Girl: **screeches**
Other girl: *AH*
9:38 the "Are you kidding me?" SENT MEEEEEEE LMFAOOO
„Niddle little help I think iM dying“ XDDD DIDNT SAW THAT COMING
THE GIRL WITH THE SEATBELT WAS LITERALLY ME A FEW WEEKS AGO
had an anxiety attack but my dad managed to take me out 🗿
Vanessa Campbell the seatbelt jammed and she was stuck and couldn’t loosen it up or anything to get out
12:42 Science side of TH-cam, what just happened? My migraine is killing me so someone explain the science of that Tiktok
yeah what did they do, i wanna know and do the same 😂
Long waited answer:
I think that one of the pops dropped to the tin foil at a right angle which creates a massive pressure which creates a sonic boom and the sonic boom has a massive amount of energy in it and the sonic boom fired it up.
@@ledimonsteri tf 😂
@@ledimonsteri Thank you science side of youtube.
If you slow down the clip enough it appears that someone shoots the tray with a gun causing everything to fly off
“so i was just peelin my cutie orange”
wtf is a cutie orange?
Sharn Peacock Cutie is the name of a brand that sells mini oranges. So he was saying the brand name then orange.
@@icantdecidemyusername2769 thx
sounds like a euphamism when put out of context of the video
"I was _peelin_ my _cutie orange_ " *wink wink*
5:57
GIVE THE POOR KITTEN BACK HER PRIVILEGE
Guys : Take it. Go ahead
Duck : *yoink*
The first one is Peppa when she found out Susie can whistle
Ethan that is my favourite thing aha
8:32
*Dairy Queen has entered the chat*
omg the one where they busted the cop is the *b e s t*
4:08 people did that to me on my bus once last year and I started bleeding and I still have a bruise from it.
12:48 Ok but that scared the CRAP out of me. XD I was not expecting that.
this is the best tik tok compilation I've ever seen
7:12 i’m kathy
I turned off my phone, came back after an hour and the first thing I see is 8:47 😂😂 I can't stop laughing
5:47 i mean the girl might be referring to if other countries have marked moons as theirs like the US has, by like putting a flag on it or smthn.
14:03 he should definitely be a voice actors😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Uahhhhhhh mom. Quesadillas?!”
The girl at 4:44 is right, there is a movie about penguins and surfing. It's called surfs up
8:21
First of all how did she get up there and second of all that's dope
The vine about coffee. Anxiety and low blood pressure do the exact same thing. Funny enough is that if you take coffee you go normal
11:53 is now and will forever be my new catchphrase.
4:20 OMFG, I felt that in my soul. We had a group of FORTY show up at my job last week. No call ahead. Then they got mad that we didn't have enough seats inside because of Social Distancing Requirements. They ended up fitting, but it was a fun 90 minutes turning away customers because the Asshole Family Reunion was camped out, hogging EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TABLE. ajadjafaslklkaf
"i don't know where Im going but im going there"
The first one was such a mood, I love it
4:29 oh it’s the girl from Axis Of Awesome!
“Some stupid guy who keeps calling
“What’s he want?”
*I DUNNO AND I DON’T CARE*
*mad grandma skillz 😂🤣*
1:15 had my husband and I rolling
GreMliN
12:34 the reason some rocks make sparks when you hit them against each other is because they contain metals, no wonder it ignited.
4:20 (nice) Is dude man okay? Like what you got goin on there you needa talk buddy?
0:39 my dog literally drinks like that it’s so annoying 😂
Fun fact Dahmer didn't get administered a last meal cause he was prison murdered
3:22 it’s the untitled goose game terrorizing another innocent bystander
3:19 is me at work 😆
Ahh yes, TikToks from simpler times, when Covid-19 wasn't a thing & not as many people were depressed & lonely.
The Italian mom yes I live for it
“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going there” LMAOO
2:32 y he so cuteeee
4:14 I relate so hard to this. Please don't be that group of people.
8:32 sorry I'm saving this spot for a friend :-)
The Skrillex one LMAO! Scary Monster and Nice Sprites is one of my favorite Skrillex songs.
14:41 james charles in the background
"Kinda!"
IT SOUNDS LIKE HIM 😂
10:13 *w h e e z e*
5:57 *This little meowing ball of cuteness can do whatever the hell it wants*
10:00
Lol he grew up with Skrillex? I grew up with From First to Last. I’m feeling a little funny..
The deer one is the only tik tok I've ever laughed at I've been searching for a while
The McDonald’s one 😭😭
1:01
This is thistle,
Thistle ate a napkin, got constipated.
Noted.
Who else LAUGH AT ALL OF THEM 😂
the kid who hadn't eaten in 3 days was so CASUAL! I LOVED IT IT WAS SO PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:30 lol I say “do you like soccer” then kick em 😂
The video with the grandma got +100 wholesome points
The one who gave the points : My heart
that's me at 7:29 lmaoooo
Haha what’s up dawg! I’ll link you in description if you want! Thanks for the laughs!
@@MonstroVids haha sure! thanks brother
Lmao the is she Italian & Whats her Horoscope one is hilarious
7:51 this reminds me of Jaemin from NCT 😂😂 who is an NCTZEN?
Oh god yeah i was thinking about him when i saw that one
Boy be wildin' with all this caffeine
Fresha Vocadoo YESSSSSS A NCTZEN
HELL YEAH MY BOYS
Fresha Vocadoo 💚💚💚