VALORANT Mayhem

This song is a comedic ode to every gamer who's ever felt like the universe is conspiring against them in Valorant. It's packed with relatable mishaps-tripping over corners, missing shots, and getting caught in the crossfire of mayhem. With Jett zipping around like she's had too much coffee and Phoenix setting everything ablaze, you're left to clutch the round with more stress than success. But despite the chaos and constant defeat, you can't help but laugh, crank up the volume, and dive back into the fray, rocking those "Valorant blues" with pride.
Guitar riff kicks in, let’s go, let’s shred,
Grab your mouse, get ready, it’s time to make ‘em dread!
Boot up the game, and I’m ready to roll,
But I’m trippin’ over corners, got a hole in my soul.
Phoenix is on fire, and I’m feeling the burn,
Tried to heal with Sage, but I’m still taking my turn.
Jett’s up in the sky, like a caffeinated bird,
Brimstone’s smoke’s so thick, I’m not sure what I heard!
Valorant mayhem, I’m stuck in the fray,
Trying to clutch the round but I’m lost in the maze.
Screaming at my screen, “Why’s everyone so fast?”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m the last!
Raze’s grenades are flying, and I’m stuck in the blast,
Cypher’s traps are hidden, got caught once again, aghast.
Tried to pull off a headshot, but I’m missing the mark,
Now I’m stuck with a shorty, fighting in the dark.
Jett’s dashing ‘round like a caffeinated sprite,
Phoenix is on fire, but I’m stuck in the fight!
Valorant mayhem, I’m tangled in the mess,
Trying to defuse, but I’m getting so stressed.
Screaming at my teammates, “Please don’t let me crash!”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m always the last!
Every round’s a disaster, every match is a grind,
But I’ll keep on playing, ‘cause I’m one of a kind.
If I lose again, I’ll just laugh and I’ll cheer,
‘Cause in the game of Valorant, I’m the one who’s here!
Valorant mayhem, I’m tangled in the mess,
Trying to defuse, but I’m getting so stressed.
Screaming at my teammates, “Please don’t let me crash!”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m always the last!
So crank up the volume, let’s rock through the night,
I’ll embrace the chaos, and I’ll give it all my might.
Valorant’s a wild ride, with ups and with downs,
But I’m laughing all the way, with my digital frowns!