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VALORANT Mayhem
This song is a comedic ode to every gamer who's ever felt like the universe is conspiring against them in Valorant. It's packed with relatable mishaps-tripping over corners, missing shots, and getting caught in the crossfire of mayhem. With Jett zipping around like she's had too much coffee and Phoenix setting everything ablaze, you're left to clutch the round with more stress than success. But despite the chaos and constant defeat, you can't help but laugh, crank up the volume, and dive back into the fray, rocking those "Valorant blues" with pride.
Guitar riff kicks in, let’s go, let’s shred,
Grab your mouse, get ready, it’s time to make ‘em dread!
Boot up the game, and I’m ready to roll,
But I’m trippin’ over corners, got a hole in my soul.
Phoenix is on fire, and I’m feeling the burn,
Tried to heal with Sage, but I’m still taking my turn.
Jett’s up in the sky, like a caffeinated bird,
Brimstone’s smoke’s so thick, I’m not sure what I heard!
Valorant mayhem, I’m stuck in the fray,
Trying to clutch the round but I’m lost in the maze.
Screaming at my screen, “Why’s everyone so fast?”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m the last!
Raze’s grenades are flying, and I’m stuck in the blast,
Cypher’s traps are hidden, got caught once again, aghast.
Tried to pull off a headshot, but I’m missing the mark,
Now I’m stuck with a shorty, fighting in the dark.
Jett’s dashing ‘round like a caffeinated sprite,
Phoenix is on fire, but I’m stuck in the fight!
Valorant mayhem, I’m tangled in the mess,
Trying to defuse, but I’m getting so stressed.
Screaming at my teammates, “Please don’t let me crash!”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m always the last!
Every round’s a disaster, every match is a grind,
But I’ll keep on playing, ‘cause I’m one of a kind.
If I lose again, I’ll just laugh and I’ll cheer,
‘Cause in the game of Valorant, I’m the one who’s here!
Valorant mayhem, I’m tangled in the mess,
Trying to defuse, but I’m getting so stressed.
Screaming at my teammates, “Please don’t let me crash!”
Got the Valorant blues, ‘cause I’m always the last!
So crank up the volume, let’s rock through the night,
I’ll embrace the chaos, and I’ll give it all my might.
Valorant’s a wild ride, with ups and with downs,
But I’m laughing all the way, with my digital frowns!
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ความคิดเห็น

  • @IDKyoudk
    @IDKyoudk 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🔪

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🗡️🩸

  • @tofra7377
    @tofra7377 หลายเดือนก่อน

    EasyPeezy :D

  • @ryancola69
    @ryancola69 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How'd you end up starting the fight without immediately pulling a bunch of adds? Seems like every time I engage her a bunch of them show up out of nowhere.

  • @Im_here1
    @Im_here1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you so much

  • @Broadmoore
    @Broadmoore หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks!

  • @Mr3rdTwin
    @Mr3rdTwin หลายเดือนก่อน

    R3 for console

  • @stonedoveexp3143
    @stonedoveexp3143 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good job , was close !

  • @KuriFox
    @KuriFox หลายเดือนก่อน

    Have been playing this game since the first version, its just a fantastic 2-4 player experience. Just beat this boss yesterday with my duo, really cool final boss and what a great update. You got really lucky at the end there nearly dying from 50% hp, would have been devastating.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd be ok with it 🙂 It's fine to struggle against him. If you get hit you can only blame yourself. That's what makes the fight a beautiful one. I get almost a Dark Souls vibe from this fight.

  • @New_Bornn
    @New_Bornn หลายเดือนก่อน

    On console you just click the triangle button or the y button and select the cosmetic slot and re-click on the button and it will work, and it’s r3 to edit

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice, i had too many enemies when I killed this v blood outside his cave but when I tried inside his cave it was ok, collecting shards got a few legendary equipments from merchant then I went to kill this v blood

  • @jamespaul6315
    @jamespaul6315 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this glitched on console

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im still trying to find legendry wepon

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In version 1.0 they do drop from tier 2 incursion bosses and shard bosses (except Dracula). You´ve just been unlucky.

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Waiting for ur video of v blood simon the first born

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whom do you mean by that? Simon Belmont or Adam the Firstborn? Both fights were quite a show 🙂

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Crossbow seems to do charm with many boss

  • @Malekith8
    @Malekith8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome. Im struggling

  • @yeetmaticusthemighty4650
    @yeetmaticusthemighty4650 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do you do this on consol?

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, I'm a PC gamer. Mostly, but... Game mechanics should be the same. I suppose 😉

    • @j3acek
      @j3acek 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      r3

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah u could have used prisioners in mine to do damage to v blood boss also saves lot time as they keep coming out. But nice u used different trick using terrain

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know but I wanna fight fair. Nothing can compare to solid 1v1 ;)

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also before start of vide if boss location can be told would be nice

  • @phoneixfmg
    @phoneixfmg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    After watching ur video each time i give try to vblood nice keep making more videos. Also try to make videos of equipment to lvl up charecter and how to unlock them

  • @alicemajere
    @alicemajere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    neat trick with the static to know where he is.

  • @Malekith8
    @Malekith8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Power

  • @tofra7377
    @tofra7377 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good job viper 🥸

  • @paulinasieron9261
    @paulinasieron9261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who the fck pick monkey as a portrait?! And btw u r so underleveled its hurts mate. On this moment everyone should be like 3.5 millions exp. And even jan traps can end this in 0.1 sec. Charm of ee

  • @tofra7377
    @tofra7377 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ten Kayo tam dobře zachrápnul 😅

  • @bochicchio24
    @bochicchio24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only boss in the game I beat on my first try

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, this fight is not really a challenge 🙂

  • @redbunnytail9528
    @redbunnytail9528 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poison. Another great idea. Judge Cleric really difficult, if you try smash way through. I use Adyr and weapon buff and shield.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I asked myself: Are you going to use a shield in your first playthrough? And the answer was NO! I decided to try a different approach, so no shields and big no for OP magic. It was very clumsy sometimes but I had fun 😉

  • @melonnnnnnnnn
    @melonnnnnnnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice

  • @lyinarbaeldeth2456
    @lyinarbaeldeth2456 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good fight! Faster and smoother than I managed it! This guy took me a lot of attempts to beat, mostly because of the wave of high-level adds. Between them and the Duke I'd end up getting zoned out of most of the arena, and I swear their leap attacks have tracking. Really frustrating boss, very satisfying to defeat, even if his unlocks are pretty forgettable.

  • @Stack-o-dice
    @Stack-o-dice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clever title

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thx 🙃

  • @podlusek
    @podlusek 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow fantastic clutch

  • @akindavuttugu9335
    @akindavuttugu9335 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i like your videos they are making soooo much help good chanel

  • @Failed_philosopher
    @Failed_philosopher ปีที่แล้ว

    I fought this boss once but I died. Now I wanna fight him again but don’t remember where the location is. How to reach it? Great battle btw!🎉

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alma Mater I think. It's been a while 😁

  • @zomgyz4
    @zomgyz4 ปีที่แล้ว

    now try that in nightmare mode

  • @tomislavterek5544
    @tomislavterek5544 ปีที่แล้ว

    if devs reset the progress once you kill this guy so you have to kill him again im not playing this anymore, due to new content release. seriously this will cost nerves.

  • @josemoreno2441
    @josemoreno2441 ปีที่แล้ว

    i redeemed this game wwhen it was free on epic, guess i'll finally try it out

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give it a try. I think you'll like it.

  • @fajriskoo3002
    @fajriskoo3002 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hezkej boss fight

  • @catsi563
    @catsi563 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woooo nice work thats as close as ive ever seen you get in these fights with votaita and styx down hes next on the list so yeah well see how we do

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure you will do great.

    • @catsi563
      @catsi563 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malejemo353 Wiped the floor with him. took 3 tries and one of those was aborted because of RL stuff, shredded him from start to finish

  • @fajriskoo3002
    @fajriskoo3002 ปีที่แล้ว

    tam jde cítit ten Valorant :D takový hlavy

  • @catsi563
    @catsi563 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok consider me impressed, easy to do i know but still blood bolt?? mixed with the phantomaegis a very interesting strategy that worked brilliantly. heck only thing i might have done different is hold the Ultimate till he was at 30% health and thats a very minor what if nice job all around Im off to slay him and voltatia next so wish me luck 🍀😸

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best of luck! To fight the good fight is one of the bravest and noblest of life's experiences. And... pretty amusing too 🙃

    • @catsi563
      @catsi563 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malejemo353 😸 thank you

    • @catsi563
      @catsi563 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malejemo353 And hed down shock of Shocks it only took two tries and one of those was me disenagging because i found out that an all frost setting doesnt work on him changed it up and he went like a lamb the great sword is really great for cleaning out his summons

    • @badrbentahra3611
      @badrbentahra3611 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@malejemo353 i mean with that level of gear it would be odd not to win... the challenge i think is going with lower level gear and trying to get that win by dodging and outplaying. button smashing can only get u so far

  • @fajriskoo3002
    @fajriskoo3002 ปีที่แล้ว

    To je to co budeme hrát? Dobře si ho sundal no.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ne, dvojka vyjde teprve 25. 😀

  • @tomislavterek5544
    @tomislavterek5544 ปีที่แล้ว

    This boss is pain.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a fun fight 😉

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you think Foulrot and Goreswine would be friends if they ever met?

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah why not? They both like the same, chopped animal heads 😄

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, I think I have a strategy for this guy. 1. Craft blood rose potions 2. Drink my 100% blood merlot 3. Die horribly 10 times 4. Turn off game 5. Make a krakowska and swiss on rye with spicy mustard 6. Walk to the park 7. Touch grass 8. Eat sandwich 9. Come back to computer 10. Reinstall Borderlands or something.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a solid plan. Don´t forget: 11. Kill the *censored* boss! 😄And what the hell is krakowska? Some type of polish sausage (it sounds polish to me)?

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malejemo353 yeah, it's a smoked Polish sausage seasoned with spices and a whole lot of garlic, usually served in the form of cold cuts. I take my sandwich meats pretty seriously. :D

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.henzler50 So kiełbasa 😋 Bon Appétit!

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malejemo353 I'll be sure to enjoy it. :) And wish me luck, because I'll be taking on this guy and the other shard bearers this week.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.henzler50 Best of luck and nerves of steel. Especially for Adam the Firstborn encounter. I had little dark souls flashbacks there, he will make you feel like a million different emotions, most of them different forms of frustration 😂 Just kidding. But the ecstasy of overcoming a difficult challenge is the same.

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's next on my list. This will definitely be helpful.

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's next on my list. This will definitely be helpful.

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn't expecting the Overseer to be such an ice guy!

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cold-blooded enemy 😮

  • @skabor1
    @skabor1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im missing a frost resistance brew/potion in this game

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      NGL, it would be handy :)

  • @BlackAhder
    @BlackAhder ปีที่แล้ว

    The idea to use the House is good, but i will use Ward of the Damned to give her more to attack and get more hits in. But so far good fight, good video. :)

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      That loop was negative effect of daylight :)

  • @jamesjw0071
    @jamesjw0071 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why not extract the blood right away? You're immune when on vblood extraction.

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like fightin´ 😀

    • @hipangeo2883
      @hipangeo2883 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂​@@malejemo353

  • @horimiyap3567
    @horimiyap3567 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is how my fight went but i died and that inch of health

    • @malejemo353
      @malejemo353 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Some days you just need a little luck on your side. 😁