Darkplace - The Best (fake) Horror Show Ever

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  • @BricktopBrickstop
    @BricktopBrickstop 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

    The constant joke many miss is that Garth Merenghi's writing is entirely based on a life watching American tv shows. Everyone in Dark Place use American phrases, American terms and American medical jargon which are completely out of place with British accents and all carry guns for no reason at all.

    • @guksack
      @guksack 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "I wasn't planning on falling on my fanny" is one that always tickles me. Clearly went for the American meaning 😁

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Also, Rick Dagless (played by Garth Marenghi) is said to be a Vietnam War veteran even though Britain didn't send soldiers into that war

    • @gordons-alive4940
      @gordons-alive4940 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's not very consistent. At one point he gives a kid some free medications, which he probably wouldn't have to worry about if he were in the UK.

  • @Cybjon
    @Cybjon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    The irony is, the show got cancelled because it was actually very expensive to produce. They even shot it on 35mm to get that authentic 80s look, rather than faking it.

    • @thegodpopper8934
      @thegodpopper8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Derek Smallshorts always wondered why they canned it

    • @lemfandango
      @lemfandango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@thegodpopper8934 because nobody watched it

    • @howmaneverton9630
      @howmaneverton9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      it did not get cancelled though it juust ended.that happens sometimes.

    • @locks69
      @locks69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      it was cancelled due to low ratings mate

    • @howmaneverton9630
      @howmaneverton9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@locks69 what u r thinking about is the mok-up origin story of the tv show within the show, that it originally was cancelled 6 times
      meta-humor u know ;)

  • @nrgspike
    @nrgspike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    The running gag where they say goodbye at the end of a phone calls is probably a reaction to the common trope in US media where, for dramatic effect, characters often just end a call without saying goodbye.

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Matt Berry’s writers love that running gag thing. In TOAST there are a lot of them. Someone mentions a famous actor or comedian, he always says “who?”. Also “Ray Purchase” lines are there for his eternal foe.

  • @MrPicklerwoof
    @MrPicklerwoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I love how one of the episodes had a photo of a Golden Retriever at the end with the following:
    "In memory of Skipper. Killed by Wasps."

    • @jackchatham3947
      @jackchatham3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This comment reminded me there's another Garth Marenghi movie short called Attack of the Wasps or something similar...

    • @clivedamagedgoods
      @clivedamagedgoods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackchatham3947 th-cam.com/video/wXM0rWqWGjc/w-d-xo.html

    • @bjones8470
      @bjones8470 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That got me

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasps are the key.
      The key to all of this.

  • @dylan9025
    @dylan9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
    This is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @BaneDane_JB
      @BaneDane_JB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
      -Writers of Game of Thrones last few seasons

    • @TWlaz
      @TWlaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funniest part is that’s literally the opposite of the truth

    • @TurtwigX
      @TurtwigX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the quote of the century

    • @dylan9025
      @dylan9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wajima I was trying to place where I’d heard the quote irl and THIS IS IT

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Another one is
      "Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick."

  • @fripptricky5099
    @fripptricky5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Thornton Reed hanging up a phone only to immediately pick it back up to sheepishly say "goodbye" is genuinely one of the funniest performances ever committed to film.

  • @jamisonburch9234
    @jamisonburch9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Just finished this wonderful show. I think one of my favorite running jokes is that the music is composed based on melodies originally whistled by Garth Marenghi. Just imagining what that process was like makes me laugh so much.

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fun fact: that's how a lot of Michael Jackson's songs were composed. No, really. He couldn't write music, so he'd just whistle / hum / beatbox into a tape recorder (or directly _at_ a musician), and someone else would write it down.

    • @kildogery
      @kildogery ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RFC-3514 the fact Matthew Holness definitely knows this, makes it even better.
      Marenghi think's he's as good a musician as Michael Jackson, as well as a better horror writer than Steven King.
      Layers upon layers.

  • @ethanmoyer3629
    @ethanmoyer3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." - D.B. Weiss & David Benioff, 2019

    • @ALEXANDERATTACK
      @ALEXANDERATTACK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      200th like

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Impressive.... very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s Game of Thrones...

    • @yggdrasil2
      @yggdrasil2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of them almost said that once. I'm not joking.

  • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
    @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

    “He has to act like a man who cannot act.”
    So you’re saying he’s a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude?

    • @DrMadd
      @DrMadd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The dudes are emerging!

    • @happyface7836
      @happyface7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I love tropic thunder so much

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@happyface7836I love that line in particular XD one of the funniest lines put to screne

    • @murpium
      @murpium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Ice T... that's what I'm sayin'

    • @joshuavis2736
      @joshuavis2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s dudeseption

  • @juliantheapostate8295
    @juliantheapostate8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    As a Scottish person the line that got me was;
    'I'm afraid I can't offer you any salt with that', as he hands a Scottish ghost stereotype some shortbread

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok please clear that up for me. Is it implying you all eat overly salted food or that you put salt on shortbread? I would appreciate the information greatly……..you goddamn misty jock!!!

    • @onlyonewhyphy
      @onlyonewhyphy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂 The accents alone were perfectly bad

    • @TheCesar11g
      @TheCesar11g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hello! mexican here, would you be able to explain that joke? cheers!

    • @onlyonewhyphy
      @onlyonewhyphy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TheCesar11g as far as I'm aware it's making fun of what us Scots would use in place of Sugar, before we had access to Sugar Cane.
      Even today, many will eat the traditional national cereal (porridge oats) with salt, in place of sugar.

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@onlyonewhyphy thank you kindly!!

  • @MasterJace
    @MasterJace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    This used to come on Adult Swim like 10 years ago, masterpiece.

    • @rodneycobble5481
      @rodneycobble5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I KNEW IT I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY CANDLE COVE

    • @Trebor359
      @Trebor359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember watching bits and pieces of this when I was younger late at night. I was so confused because I thought it was a, "real," show and had no idea what was going on.

    • @livootherworld5756
      @livootherworld5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it still on adult swim?

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi please respond

    • @rodneycobble5481
      @rodneycobble5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bootymuncherwebb7045 dont believe so

  • @mattmosk7640
    @mattmosk7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    “I’m not Jesus Christ. I’ve come to accept that now”

    • @danielcrook7507
      @danielcrook7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "They work you too hard here. They should pay you a hero's wage."

    • @raycearcher5794
      @raycearcher5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Never do drugs!"

    • @dungeonmastershock5958
      @dungeonmastershock5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ......."Son of a bitch"

    • @GUTZ420
      @GUTZ420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen 😇🙏

    • @edavies7083
      @edavies7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh huh bye!

  • @smills3333
    @smills3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Listen, I’m a writer. If I want to start a sentence with a full stop, I will."
    - Garth Marenghi

    • @bobloblaw418
      @bobloblaw418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "I'm actually one of the few writers who's written more books than they've read"

    • @GeriatricFan1963
      @GeriatricFan1963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards!"

    • @davinci3478
      @davinci3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “When I wright I just start hitting the keys. Getting it in the right order, that’s the trick.”

  • @henhouseharry6193
    @henhouseharry6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Garth is the most significant artist I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu. And four other people.
    So we're talking creme de la creme.

  • @swiftnicknevison4848
    @swiftnicknevison4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    The dvd commentary is a must see for any fan of this show. Its like having a whole second series.

    • @HamsoltYT
      @HamsoltYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I found it on TH-cam the other day, even listening to it without watching the show is hilarious.

    • @forgetmenotjimmy
      @forgetmenotjimmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The thing I love most about it is the interplay between them. Todd Rivers HATES the show and is constantly complaining and Garth gets more and more wound up, it's brilliant!

    • @davidcain5299
      @davidcain5299 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HamsoltYT can you send me the link been trying to find it for like 12 years

    • @CFKane-gf2jf
      @CFKane-gf2jf ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@forgetmenotjimmy the scotch mist episode where todd rivers gets dean to start ripping into garth too is the best

    • @peppercornbingbong363
      @peppercornbingbong363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      …. That child had a coke habit

  • @kaneholloway
    @kaneholloway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "They tried all the positions: on top, doggy and normal..... then a hell beast ate them." -the prolific Garth Marenghi

    • @SPAGETT
      @SPAGETT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SPAGETT If that's not pure James Herbert, I don't what is. Shaun Hutson was bad for that too.

    • @lucyschoon5585
      @lucyschoon5585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Her sacred v....

    • @bit_sean8001
      @bit_sean8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lucyschoon5585 Her mossy cleft

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's written more books than he's read

  • @DylanNavarr0
    @DylanNavarr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    don’t forget shrektober with cosmonaut picture show

    • @bobjefferson1481
      @bobjefferson1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SKYZ_ Potato was just about to comment where’s shrektober

    • @jiggy1892
      @jiggy1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *drake clapping*

    • @ajisaac
      @ajisaac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to ask that.

    • @frostbyte7917
      @frostbyte7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see we all want it

    • @jesunletsplay7736
      @jesunletsplay7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      too bad marcus and meghan broke up

  • @Steve-bm3cq
    @Steve-bm3cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love that this show made it across the pond. It's even underrated in Britain

  • @otakusamsay1953
    @otakusamsay1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I still sing the song they had to myself all the time. "I'm a one track lover, on a 2-way lane."

    • @Sharpe1502
      @Sharpe1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “She’s smooooth,
      Just like ice.
      Cold to the touch and isn’t very nice.”

    • @sof5858
      @sof5858 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When your left..........alone
      You let her treat you badly if you're hanging o the phone.

  • @Zomdra
    @Zomdra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "Listen, when I first joined this hospital I was strictly sOloOooo... _you_ were the first _real_ buddy I ever had... BUuut if you and he wish to become best buddies again I wont stand in your wayyyyy..."

    • @TransmissionEpicts
      @TransmissionEpicts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ..."I've got a best buddy Sanch...but some shit sticks no matter how hard you scrape. Hang back".

    • @Zomdra
      @Zomdra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TransmissionEpicts "You got it." *fist bump, finger gun*

    • @Pickchore
      @Pickchore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You missed the first bit there mmbuddy.

    • @cacamilis8477
      @cacamilis8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The word "way" has at least 37 syllables.

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seoulough

  • @christapherwayne
    @christapherwayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    “I don’t believe that animals should be harmed in the making of a film. That’s why I feel really bad about that cat we killed.”
    This show is gd brilliant. Someone gave me a bootleg about 10 years ago and I’ve watched it regularly since.

    • @DangerousMuteLunatic
      @DangerousMuteLunatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      christapherwayne "I had a cat once. Couch fell on it. It was a write-off so I stepped on his head."

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's "I dropped a safe on it. It was a right laugh so I stepped on its head"

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also yeah, I watched it on adult swim back when it was airing and I instantly fell in love, I've had the entire series and special features (which I highly recommend watching, it adds like 50 min of extra fake interview dialogue and it's all hilarious) on my phone for years

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah I'm John Assal I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on its head. 👌🏻

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on its head.

  • @cypher1419
    @cypher1419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The audio commentary for this show is incredible too, the whole thing is Garth, Dean and Todd talking about the show for over two hours.

  • @ZakJordan98
    @ZakJordan98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I know how you feel, when my wife died i could barely finish my lunch"

  • @delbermo
    @delbermo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "She was like a candle in the wind...... unreliable"
    My fav show ever! So happy you've reviewed it!

    • @steveward6099
      @steveward6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line had me buckled first time I heard it.

  • @PaulBrooksTV
    @PaulBrooksTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Dag: "It looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow."
    Sanchez: "Jesus Christ."

    • @bloodasp0164
      @bloodasp0164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “My Aunt lives in Scotland she’s says it’s quite nice”
      “She’s wrong”

    • @MilkMyManUdder
      @MilkMyManUdder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I ain’t ever going back, not never

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ordered a cheeseburger. Anyone could have made that mistake.

  • @thedoveston6781
    @thedoveston6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Go easy on Thornton. He's got Won Ton and Third Floor to contend with.

  • @tonie222
    @tonie222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I just binged this and another amazing running gag is that Rick is always saying how busy and overworked he is when he’s never shown doing his job, and how he’s never thanked even though everyone gives him credit for everything 😂👌🏾top notch

  • @unearnedopinion
    @unearnedopinion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    “You can only break the rules after you have mastered them.”

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That quote makes no sense.

    • @schweppes1313
      @schweppes1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell that to Tommy

    • @borispetrovic9307
      @borispetrovic9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      James Ayewale makes sense for moviemaking

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesayewale5695 if you break a rule and you haven't mastered that rule, it looks careless. If you know exactly how to follow a rule, then you know the perfect way to break it and create comedy like this show

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@regularusername5516 Knowing exactly how to follow a rule is as difficult as following the rule. As in; it's not especially fucking difficult. The quote still makes no sense.

  • @Brodie1yourmum
    @Brodie1yourmum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    People never talking about the “sequel” series - “Man to Man with Dean Learner”.
    Which is also massively worth a watch.

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i didnt know it existed

    • @jonreededworthy7518
      @jonreededworthy7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "I think you're a fucking toilet"

    • @rosie3929
      @rosie3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jonreededworthy7518 yesss

    • @PhoenixEnforcer101
      @PhoenixEnforcer101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just finished dark place. Guess ill binge this now 😂

    • @matteomarsella4572
      @matteomarsella4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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  • @S4ltyTar0
    @S4ltyTar0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    One of my favourite gags in the show that I missed several times before I actually caught it was in this video where Ayoade holds up his hand and the camera pans too late and he has put his hand down before the camera gets there. Such a good show.

  • @the_miracle_aligner
    @the_miracle_aligner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Love this channel

    • @ma840z
      @ma840z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice name ;)

    • @ilikefood5368
      @ilikefood5368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you have the best matt berry impression out there

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a underated comedy... Perfect. ♥️

  • @spookydonkey42
    @spookydonkey42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    One of my favourite Dean Learner lines, "when I found out my wife died I could barely finish my lunch!"
    Have u ever seen the Dean Learner talk show where the actor for Marenghi plays various guests? It's called "man to man with Dean learner"

  • @Victor-ge8cs
    @Victor-ge8cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    *shoots shotgun into ceiling*
    “Guys this is a hospital”
    This genuinely had me rolling on the ground

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you haven't already, please watch it, it gets even better

    • @stephdux1805
      @stephdux1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BigT.Larrity Stop being sarcastic.

    • @GothAlice
      @GothAlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't fight in here! It's the war room!

    • @kylemajerczyk8160
      @kylemajerczyk8160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fences 23
      I know same 😂😂

    • @alexsierra4878
      @alexsierra4878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephdux1805 maybe if everyone who had ever been close to you had died. You'd be sarcastic to

  • @BradHollowniczky
    @BradHollowniczky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This is one of the greatest things that has ever been on television and it absolutely blows my mind that more people don't know about it. As parody goes it may even be beyond "Spinal Tap" level perfection because it's actually one dead-on, minutely detailed parody set inside another more subtly dead-on, minutely detailed parody. There's simply nothing else like it. Plus it has Richard Ayoade rapping, which is worth the price of admission all by itself.

  • @jonrobinson3879
    @jonrobinson3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I remember watchng this when it was originally broadcast in the UK - and for at least a decade it felt like a fever dream that only I'd experienced. None of my friends remembered, or had even heard of it. I'm glad that it had a wider reach than I thought.

  • @StickerBook3SO
    @StickerBook3SO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "You and he were...BUDDIES, weren't you?"
    I binge watch it almost as regularly as Peep Show.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “I hope you’re sitting UNcomfortably....Be it on your sofa, armchair, or bean bag -if that’s how you choose to live your life.”

  • @josepheous3400
    @josepheous3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I've already corrupted 50% of my buddies with this masterpiece

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out Sapphire and Steel, its not a parody
      How they got top actors David Mccallum and Joanna Lumley to appear in such rubbish
      is the true mystery

    • @kanton4108
      @kanton4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for your service

    • @billthorn1604
      @billthorn1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You and them were...buddies...weren’t you

  • @dominickirwan7436
    @dominickirwan7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the best Darkplace moments is on the dvd commentary. Matt Berry talks about this business plan he has to make make up products for all different skin tones, he's going to call it Ethnic Cleansing, the reaction from the rest of the cast is priceless.

  • @slavicgaming
    @slavicgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “Shoots gun with a gun” genius incarnate

    • @drakinkoren
      @drakinkoren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shoots a gun that's turned on him, only for the second gun to turn on him! 😂
      Brilliant show 😆

    • @matthewmichaelee
      @matthewmichaelee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The small frame gun he pulls from his ankle holster also morphs into the beretta 92 he originally threw down

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best way to defeat gun is using another gun.

  • @CurtisBond
    @CurtisBond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "She's smooooth...like ice. Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice!"

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you left.....her alone.
      Lady treat you bad when you leave her on the phone.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a particular love for this bit, the adult swim commercial that used that part was on when I first kissed my highschool gf
      So I associate it with a nice memory

    • @dannyxdidxdat9423
      @dannyxdidxdat9423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Track is straight fire 🔥

  • @im-on-a-rolla_gay
    @im-on-a-rolla_gay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This show is literal perfection.
    My ex introduced me to Darkplace a decade ago and it was the best thing I got out of that relationship.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Matthew Holness's part in The Office was amazing too, I still regularly quote this bit:
    I could see the people were going "oh my God, if that guy hits that ramp going at that speed he is DEFINITELY dead". I hit the ramp, I took off in the air, I turned over in the air and they were going "well he's definitely dead now". I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said, "what were you worried about?".

  • @kylelangtry9279
    @kylelangtry9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Oh great Marcus, what fire of knowledge do you bless us mortals with today?!"
    But in all seriousness, this is right up my alley. Thank you, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to binge watch this a million times.

    • @davinci3478
      @davinci3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grizzly Burr Jon tron reference nice

  • @finlaymoran8180
    @finlaymoran8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “Muscular and compact, like corned beef”

    • @danielcrook7507
      @danielcrook7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was scanning for this, one of the best line's ever written.

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noel Fielding slips this one in the Great British Bake-off its on TH-cam

  • @zencomeseasy602
    @zencomeseasy602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I got so lucky to discover this on Hulu where they described it the same way the show describes itself. So I went into it thinking it really was some revolutionary, boundary pushing show that was just too terrifying and ahead of its time to be released back in the 80's. The entire first episode I was like "what the HELL is happening?!?". A masterpiece.

  • @tbelmont5467
    @tbelmont5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    OK I was skeptical about this show, but when the literal cat dropped, I was along for the ride. This is without a doubt a masterpiece. It has since spread to every member of my D&D group and to the friends and now the Dagless Cult has spread to full inside joke and cameos in our D&D Campaigns. Thank you Cosmonaut you beautiful bastard. For all those who still have not seen it I have to say it was best summarized by this quote. "My bonce having been knocked, I fell into a strange fantastical dream, rich in imaginative imagery. I found myself alone in a primitive land where phantasm, spelt with PH not an F, abounded. I turned one way. Then the other. Then back. Then forward. Then I saw myself as a monkey."

  • @phillyredsox9195
    @phillyredsox9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You had me at Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade.

    • @rars0n
      @rars0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm assuming if you're a fan of Matt Berry then you already know about Snuff Box. It's worth noting that Darkplace had a spinoff called Man to Man with Dean Learner, which is definitely worth watching if you like Richard Ayoade.

    • @zeke1707
      @zeke1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @adamterrelonge
    @adamterrelonge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I'm glad someone else discovered this absolute masterpiece. This is UK comedy in a NUTSHELL

    • @Jimmeyyyyy
      @Jimmeyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its so well known in the UK its great its finally crossing the pond and getting the recognition it deserves

    • @kerokerostvincento9263
      @kerokerostvincento9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jimmeyyyyy I wouldn't say it's super well known in the UK. Hope it starts to get more attention, it's only been 15 years since it aired

    • @shayZero
      @shayZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kerokerostvincento9263 does anyone else remember monkey dust? That show was incredible

    • @jennys1983
      @jennys1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shayZero I adored Monkey Dust. I recently bought Series 1 DVD and enjoyed the commentary tracks. Gutted that I can’t find series 2 and 3 on DVD.

  • @ManiaMac1613
    @ManiaMac1613 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am so grateful that Cosmonaut introduced me to Darkplace, I binge it annually and each time I find some new hilarious detail that I missed previously.

  • @multovale
    @multovale 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I stumbled upon your video of this show and had to dip before you went to spoiler territory to watch it myself. After that I came back to say this is one of the best pieces of media I have consumed this year. Thanks dude!

  • @oogbooga1614
    @oogbooga1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “It’s like black dynamite”
    SOLD

    • @oogbooga1614
      @oogbooga1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It reminds me of Twin Peaks

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oogbooga1614 lmao yeah he had me there too

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess he's saying this to reach out to American viewers, but my god, it's *so much better* than Black Dynamite.

    • @miggypeso909
      @miggypeso909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavySolaris no its not.

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miggypeso909 Okay!

  • @justinhenry4102
    @justinhenry4102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “We all thought that maybe he exploded too soon. But the lord works in mysterious ways.” This and The Mighty Boosh are classics

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Sometimes he'll come in at an angle."

  • @ericleyton4153
    @ericleyton4153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    No one is talking about how good Vincent D'Onofrio's English accent is.

  • @MegaphoneFranke
    @MegaphoneFranke 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I found out about this show a year ago - watched it over two days - and I have to say that it’s a masterpiece.
    I know somebody who’s a huge horror fan, and I think they’d get a kick out of it, so it looks like I’ve found an excuse to binge it again =)!

  • @mitchellbartholomew4976
    @mitchellbartholomew4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    when i was a kid i thought the commentary was real, and that the actress was really missing. lol

    • @schteeve4759
      @schteeve4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead dead dead.

    • @KarlHamilton
      @KarlHamilton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@schteeve4759 like a skunk in a hole.

    • @okamiseven
      @okamiseven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think she's in the Eastern bloc
      You think she's living in the Eastern bloc?
      I think she's buried somewhere in the Eastern bloc

  • @dantheghostman3478
    @dantheghostman3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Has the most accurate portrayal of Scottish people in British TV

    • @drakinkoren
      @drakinkoren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm. Am Scottish.
      I try telling people here about the show, and even in the UK it's a cult thing, so many people have never heard of it, but everyone who has fricking love it!

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love the subtle rudeness of having subtitles whenever the Scottish ghosts talk.

    • @KingHeggunte
      @KingHeggunte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You goddamned evil misty Jocks...!"

  • @samuelgault7118
    @samuelgault7118 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If anyone is interested there’s now an 8 hour audiobook on audible by Garth Marenghi, called Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome about a washed up horror writer who buys a cursed typewriter and has sex with it. It’s really good

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The thing I love most about the acting in this is that you can see the (fake) actors trying to remember their lines. They're so concerned with which lines to say, and in which order, that they stop acting at all when they're not speaking.

  • @tobeornottobe5611
    @tobeornottobe5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "That's the mother, Rick."

  • @Galactus78
    @Galactus78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Just a genius show on every level, Matt Berry’s character kills me

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mega Movie Cheese ewwwe an’ heeeeee, wur, AHBUDDIIIES, weren’t you.🥳👌🏻

    • @nathangordon4891
      @nathangordon4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ‘That renwick customehhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’

    • @jimjam7928
      @jimjam7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I won't get in your waaAAaaaay."

    • @user-bw4jm1bv1i
      @user-bw4jm1bv1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen him in Toast of London? So good.

    • @Galactus78
      @Galactus78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-bw4jm1bv1i Damn good show

  • @Doronin
    @Doronin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you so much for the pro tip on where to find the episodes! The clips I've seen of this show are absolutely my favorite brand of humor

  • @SSD_Penumbra
    @SSD_Penumbra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favorite running gag is that Thornton Reed, despite being some kind of hospital advisor or administrator, always seems to have access to a fully loaded shotgun at all times.

    • @FionnMoriarty
      @FionnMoriarty 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gotta keep Won Ton off his ass somehow

  • @videopostrrr
    @videopostrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Im a genuine British person so i feel qualified to recommend you watch toast of London if you enjoyed Dark Place.

    • @thomashanke4857
      @thomashanke4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right now, you've got me to try it again. Ep. 1 alone wasn't that huge for me, but 2 is already better (it's on TH-cam, as well)

    • @milliereeves2215
      @milliereeves2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screams 'yessss' in Matt Berry's recording booth voicr

    • @ArmitageShanksuk
      @ArmitageShanksuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango.

    • @KironVB
      @KironVB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danger 5 is another good one in the same vein as Darkplace.

    • @rars0n
      @rars0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a fan of Matt Berry (and because of the show I'm about to recommend, Rich Fulcher), I highly recommend Snuff Box, although it's definitely quite bizarre.

  • @clone10123
    @clone10123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You and your friends"
    Are you mocking me?

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You and he were....buddies...need I say more?...need I say more?"

  • @timothybonnett1313
    @timothybonnett1313 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YT suggested this a couple weeks ago. Ended up binge watching the whole series.
    Genius, simply genius.

  • @jimmydcriket4086
    @jimmydcriket4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favourite joke of the show is when Rick goes to see his friend and when he opens the door his friend explodes, and after when he's in pieces on the ground Rick just says "you alright?"
    I lost my s**t at that one

  • @FenrrirTyr
    @FenrrirTyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I dont know how someone cant fall in love with the show after the intro.

  • @RoniUremetsu
    @RoniUremetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m so happy to see other people talking about this show! I’ve loved it for about 10 years now and I’ve always been surprised more people don’t know about it!

  • @steeveetee123
    @steeveetee123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you so much for making this. I'd never heard of it before even though I love anything featuring Ayoade and Berry. Currently recommending it to everyone I know!

  • @HighPingDrifter1
    @HighPingDrifter1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A lot of people don't know there was a sort-of follow up to this, a fake chat show called "Man to Man with Dean Learner". Garth Marenghi is a guest in one of the episodes.

  • @MrDinosaurjeff
    @MrDinosaurjeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just finished all 6 episodes after seeing this video, and absolutely loved it. Early 00s channel 4 was a gold mine.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seriously, it's incredible just how much they were willing to try back then, especially compared to now where they're pretty much a woke laughing stock. Shame.

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@symbiote1982pk
      Bo'Selecta... Absolutely hilarious, but completely cancelled these days because everyone is insulted by everything.
      Lee Francis begging forgiveness from Trisha (who is a horrible human being by all accounts) sickened me...

    • @conan6939
      @conan6939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@symbiote1982pk it's just gays, disabled people and cooking shows now. Sometimes even shows about gay disabled people cooking.

  • @KingRepulsa
    @KingRepulsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Did a book report in high school for “The Shining” and said something along the lines “it’s like Stephen King writes all his books thinking “I know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards.” This show is a treasure

  • @rashidhamid122
    @rashidhamid122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant, someone finally made tribute to this gem. I watched this when it first came on Channel 4 in the UK, whats even more brilliant is, they used to Logos for that station at the time of its release which took me back to my childhood when that channel first appeared with that logo. This was absolutely underated, one of favorite scenes was the music vid Sanchez did. And the scene when from nowhere Thornton pulls out a flamethrower

  • @AdThe1st
    @AdThe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry, I'm sold, I'll come back and watch this video after

  • @dakshpraveen6746
    @dakshpraveen6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I’ll probably check it out
    Looks great
    Scratch that I’m definitely watching it

    • @Buy_My_Mixtape
      @Buy_My_Mixtape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is so freaking awesome.

  • @JudgeHoldem
    @JudgeHoldem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If you can find the DVD, they do the whole thing in character too.

    • @rosie3929
      @rosie3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The bit in the commentary where Dean doesnt know how google works 😂

    • @JudgeHoldem
      @JudgeHoldem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rosie3929 "Why's that woman green?!" from Matt Berry was a good bit, too.

    • @rosie3929
      @rosie3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JudgeHoldem yess!

  • @wdt56film
    @wdt56film 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I don’t buy it yet, let’s just say I’m going window shopping and there’s a half price sale on weird.”

  • @amarliathomson8497
    @amarliathomson8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG thank you for making this video, Garth Marenghi's darkplace is one of my fav things in the existence of the universe and it needs more love

  • @Ash-ee2mq
    @Ash-ee2mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "As I rounded the corner, I felt muscular, and compact. Like corned beef."

  • @beelzzebub
    @beelzzebub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Watch it on TH-cam because you can't really watch it anywhere else"
    If you're in the UK, it's literally on 4OD :D

    • @GGGI15
      @GGGI15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4OD?

    • @beelzzebub
      @beelzzebub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jack gibson channel 4 On Demand

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also avaliable to Yankee doodles if they can be bothered using a VPN.

    • @maxpayneful4328
      @maxpayneful4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GGGI15 It’s called All4 now, but used to be 4oD. Which was a far superior name.

    • @maxpayneful4328
      @maxpayneful4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy to see it be called by it’s true name, All4 always seemed lazy to me.

  • @tro1239
    @tro1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who used to watch this super high with my best mates in our tiny London house, my love for Marcus has risen exponentially.

  • @darrenbrogan6154
    @darrenbrogan6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So glad someone from the US has been able to find and appreciate this show! It’s class and I’ve watched it sooo many times over the years!

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" literally sums up the entire feel of the 'show', and Garth Marenghi's entire character. That and his penchant for insulting the intelligence of his audience by using one simple French word in a sentence and occasionally explaining what that French word means at the end of the sentence, that means tendency or liking for.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's kind of a joke at another British show that was actually around in the 80s, Only Fools and Horses. In it, Delboy will sometimes mix in french words to make himself sound cultured or smart. In reality, he's speaking absolute nonsense, like ending phonecalls with "Bonjour".

  • @jedd8498
    @jedd8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I think you mean “AX’EM” the manga

  • @SonofHax
    @SonofHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my buddy watched this series on your recommendation. Loved it to death. Thanks for sharing this

  • @cplcummins
    @cplcummins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Saw it when it came out in 2004/2005. Even when the ad came out we were all hooked. We still quote it to this day..need it say more...Need I say more..

    • @samcad-ho3ze
      @samcad-ho3ze ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Watched it after the actors were interviewed on Richard and Judy (bizarrely) upon its release and it’s been my all time favourite since.

  • @simonward-thoms7564
    @simonward-thoms7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I am so glad you've made this video. This has been one of my favourites for a long time.
    It's up there with Peep Show, Red Dwarf, IT Crowd, Spaced, Black Books... all the great British comedies!

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like Spaced because it's like a proto version of all the other stuff he'd go on to do

    • @leec6707
      @leec6707 ปีที่แล้ว

      People Just Do Nothing is another great.

  • @Torso
    @Torso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick."

    • @thedoveston6781
      @thedoveston6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And piss and shit.

    • @okamiseven
      @okamiseven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the worst day of his life.

  • @sgtsalt5433
    @sgtsalt5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this video back when you made it and immediately watched it. Since then, I'm happy to say my roommates and I have a wonderful new Halloween Tradition. Thanks Marcus!

  • @thomasbrady1058
    @thomasbrady1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Costmonaut: this show is notoriously hard to find
    All 4: I got you fam

  • @struggopuggo
    @struggopuggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I lived in Romford and we've always assumed Darkplace was based on Old Church hospital, an old Victorian hospital that was demolished. All the Romford jokes are accurate.

  • @malikphillips4794
    @malikphillips4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember hearing the line "I'm one of the few people you'll meet who have written more books than they have read" when I was younger on adultswim, but never knew what the name of the show was. Thank you so much lol

  • @mariovilas4176
    @mariovilas4176 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think I’m already a fan of this show and I haven’t even watched it yet. The small clips you added here already got me laughing out loud!

  • @turboflamez161
    @turboflamez161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's a sad day, a sad day for Dean when I have to say... Get a cab love, it's not happening."

  • @bendaydot6733
    @bendaydot6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually watched this show when it came out and I never thought it would ever get the following it has. I wish it can somehow come back.

    • @violator7964
      @violator7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Day Dot Fucking uni days for some of us.

  • @JoeyfilmingTv
    @JoeyfilmingTv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ended up watching this show because of you: loved it and been sharing it around! Thanks for putting this on my radar!

  • @marchingham
    @marchingham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How have I not heard of this?? This is SO completely up my alley! Thank you for doing this video and introducing it to me!

  • @floriankaeder
    @floriankaeder หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just watched it 2 days ago. I've come across it when TH-cam recommended me a compilation of funny matte Berry moments. And one of like 4 movies/series cut together was Dark Place and I found it hilarious! So I convinced 2 friends to get drunk and watch it with me. We had such a splendid time - I will rewatch it soon enough! Thanks for this video

  • @Maladictus
    @Maladictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sees the video -> goes to listen to One Track Lover immediately