DRUMMER: "Yo what's up man I heard you got a new guitar?" SINGER: "Oh yeah that's so right, it's so awesome." DRUMMER: "Oh yeah, tell me about that shit." SINGER: "Oh yeah, it's got like all these strings and everything. Well you know what? As a matter of fact, I'ma play you a song. It's about last Christmas and it all began with the Christmas tree selection." SEE MAN I GOT THESE ALLERGIES RIGHT NOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 'WHY DON'T WE GET AN ARTIFICIAL TREE THIS CHRISTMAS CAUSE THEY'RE ULTRA COOL AND THEY WON'T MAKE A SMELL LIKE AN ELF FOREST THAT WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE, AND THEY'RE EASY TO ASSEMBLE' AND THEY LAST FOR LIKE FOREVER OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS LIKE 'NO NO NO WE NEED TO GET A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE' BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YULETIDE AND BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE 'WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO TARGET OR WAL-MART IN ORDER TO MAKE AN ORDERLY PURCHASE' SO I JUST FIGURED 'FUCKING RIGHT' SO ANYWAYS WE JUST WENT AND PICKED OUT A TREE AND I WAS LIKE 'We're going to get a real Christmas tree.' So anyways I was carrying this motherfucker to my car and it was getting sap all over my jacket and the smell was driving me fucking insane and I couldn't take it but maybe I'm thinking 'maybe I should just chill out, it is christmas after all' so I looked at my girlfriend, I said 'baby, baby, what do you want for christmas?' and she looked at me with those innocent eyes, eyes as innocent as a child porn actress or some shit, and she said the name of some fucking perfume by some French guy and she couldn't even pronounce it right, so I went over to the freaking perfume shop and I walked in and the smell, it just fucking overpowered me from my already chapped nose, it was so cold and on top of that I was smelling the fucking christmas tree all the way on the ride home, and I asked her, I was like 'do you have this perfume by this French guy? I think he's gay or some shit' and she was like 'oh yes, yes we have that right over here' I was like 'you gotta be fucking kidding me, it's like French and gay and you already know what I want' and she handed it to me and I bought it, it was like, a hundred and fucking eighty dollars or some shit, but I got it because I love my girlfriend. and then I went home and I wrapped it and I put it underneath the christmas tree and my girlfriend came to me and she was like 'baby, let's go to midnight mass' it's like 'honey, come on man, I'm sorry, I don't feel like doing that crazy shit' but it was the christmas season so I went, and we went there and I was falling asleep in church so I felt bad, so I had some coffee. who the fuck has coffee at midnight?? I can't believe that shit. I'm going to wake up in the morning and my colon is going to fall out of my ass. well I did it baby all for you, I stayed wide awake and we went home and before I knew it, it was christmas. So your parents came over, it's kinda fucked up because they're so cool, like your mom's super hot with the platinum blonde hair and I'm sure those tits are fake and your dad said we had to smoke a joint last thanksgiving. and then you're just such a bitch, you've got your christmas gift, you're spraying like six doses on your neck and it made me fucking sick and then before we could do anything else, like just, the doorbell rang and I opened up the door and there was like this little autistic kid, it's like 'what do you want??!' and he said: "Hello, I'm going to sing you a song" Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go Laughing all the way h0h0h0 Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright Please sir, my mom's on crack and she'll beat my ass if I don't make money tonight! Man you've got tourette's or something, that's why I closed the door, get a fucking clue, stop singing, stop singing. oh yeah yeah, walk away, walk away, sing to yourself, walk away, okay that's good, thank you, thank you. *Ahem* So anyways I walked back in to the house and my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a hug and I'm sick of her fucking perfume and her fucking tree and the fucking cat just made my nose bleed, so I stepped back real quick, but that's a good thing because I puked all over the floor, and she's like 'oh my god I can't believe you puked all over the floor in front of my parents, you are so gross!' and I was like 'look bitch, shut the fuck uuuuuuup!' and all of a sudden like your mom just started freaking out, like someone called her a bitch one too many times in the past, I mean like really cried her eyes out! and it's so fucked up cause like, I thought they had it together but then your dad came up and tried to put his arm around her and she's like 'get away from me you baby killer!' now it's just a whole bunch of problems that I didn't want to get in to so I focused back on my girlfriend and I was like 'man look! you haven't even asked me what I wanted for christmas! but it's ok, I mean there's like a gift underneath the tree, but I probably don't want it, how could you know what I want? you never even asked me what I wanted, but that's ok baby, 'cause I know what I want for christmas. I want you the fuck out of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! DRUMMER: "Yeah man, that's some crazy shit, but anyway, check out what I got for Christmas. A new set of drums, man. This is going to be the shit." *Solo and screaming* *Weird high pitched talking*
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Everytime I see them live I request this song. I have yet to hear it. But by God... someday it'll happen.
+Carter Richerodt You are a hero
Please, I want this to happen some day.
DRUMMER: "Yo what's up man I heard you got a new guitar?"
SINGER: "Oh yeah that's so right, it's so awesome."
DRUMMER: "Oh yeah, tell me about that shit."
SINGER: "Oh yeah, it's got like all these strings and everything. Well you know what? As a matter of fact, I'ma play you a song. It's about last Christmas and it all began with the Christmas tree selection."
SEE MAN I GOT THESE ALLERGIES RIGHT NOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 'WHY DON'T WE GET AN ARTIFICIAL TREE THIS CHRISTMAS CAUSE THEY'RE ULTRA COOL AND THEY WON'T MAKE A SMELL LIKE AN ELF FOREST THAT WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE, AND THEY'RE EASY TO ASSEMBLE' AND THEY LAST FOR LIKE FOREVER OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS LIKE 'NO NO NO WE NEED TO GET A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE' BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YULETIDE AND BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE 'WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO TARGET OR WAL-MART IN ORDER TO MAKE AN ORDERLY PURCHASE' SO I JUST FIGURED 'FUCKING RIGHT' SO ANYWAYS WE JUST WENT AND PICKED OUT A TREE AND I WAS LIKE 'We're going to get a real Christmas tree.'
So anyways I was carrying this motherfucker to my car and it was getting sap all over my jacket and the smell was driving me fucking insane and I couldn't take it but maybe I'm thinking 'maybe I should just chill out, it is christmas after all' so I looked at my girlfriend, I said 'baby, baby, what do you want for christmas?' and she looked at me with those innocent eyes, eyes as innocent as a child porn actress or some shit, and she said the name of some fucking perfume by some French guy and she couldn't even pronounce it right, so I went over to the freaking perfume shop and I walked in and the smell, it just fucking overpowered me from my already chapped nose, it was so cold and on top of that I was smelling the fucking christmas tree all the way on the ride home, and I asked her, I was like 'do you have this perfume by this French guy? I think he's gay or some shit' and she was like 'oh yes, yes we have that right over here' I was like 'you gotta be fucking kidding me, it's like French and gay and you already know what I want' and she handed it to me and I bought it, it was like, a hundred and fucking eighty dollars or some shit, but I got it because I love my girlfriend. and then I went home and I wrapped it and I put it underneath the christmas tree and my girlfriend came to me and she was like 'baby, let's go to midnight mass' it's like 'honey, come on man, I'm sorry, I don't feel like doing that crazy shit' but it was the christmas season so I went, and we went there and I was falling asleep in church so I felt bad, so I had some coffee. who the fuck has coffee at midnight?? I can't believe that shit. I'm going to wake up in the morning and my colon is going to fall out of my ass. well I did it baby all for you, I stayed wide awake and we went home and before I knew it, it was christmas.
So your parents came over, it's kinda fucked up because they're so cool, like your mom's super hot with the platinum blonde hair and I'm sure those tits are fake and your dad said we had to smoke a joint last thanksgiving. and then you're just such a bitch, you've got your christmas gift, you're spraying like six doses on your neck and it made me fucking sick and then before we could do anything else, like just, the doorbell rang and I opened up the door and there was like this little autistic kid, it's like 'what do you want??!' and he said:
"Hello, I'm going to sing you a song"
Dashing through the snow
On a one horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go
Laughing all the way h0h0h0
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
Please sir, my mom's on crack and she'll beat my ass if I don't make money tonight!
Man you've got tourette's or something, that's why I closed the door, get a fucking clue, stop singing, stop singing. oh yeah yeah, walk away, walk away, sing to yourself, walk away, okay that's good, thank you, thank you.
*Ahem*
So anyways I walked back in to the house and my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a hug and I'm sick of her fucking perfume and her fucking tree and the fucking cat just made my nose bleed, so I stepped back real quick, but that's a good thing because I puked all over the floor, and she's like 'oh my god I can't believe you puked all over the floor in front of my parents, you are so gross!' and I was like 'look bitch, shut the fuck uuuuuuup!' and all of a sudden like your mom just started freaking out, like someone called her a bitch one too many times in the past, I mean like really cried her eyes out! and it's so fucked up cause like, I thought they had it together but then your dad came up and tried to put his arm around her and she's like 'get away from me you baby killer!' now it's just a whole bunch of problems that I didn't want to get in to so I focused back on my girlfriend and I was like 'man look! you haven't even asked me what I wanted for christmas! but it's ok, I mean there's like a gift underneath the tree, but I probably don't want it, how could you know what I want? you never even asked me what I wanted, but that's ok baby, 'cause I know what I want for christmas. I want you the fuck out of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!
DRUMMER: "Yeah man, that's some crazy shit, but anyway, check out what I got for Christmas. A new set of drums, man. This is going to be the shit."
*Solo and screaming*
*Weird high pitched talking*
Thank you good sir
still the best Christmas song of all time
It's that time of the year, a true christmas classic
every year.
I clicked on this while thinking “there’s no way this is a Mariah Carey cover”
I was not disappointed
Lol! This makes me laugh all the time I listen to it Hahahaha
"Who the fu** has coffee at midnight?!" xDD best part!
Okay, what the fuck were these guys on when they made this??!!!
Such a classic
Holy shit I can't believe I've never heard this before! Getting a huge Sikth vibe from this.
man this made day.. crazy ass song
IT'S THAT TIEM OF THE YEAR AGAIN, BOIS!!
aw heck yeah back again to this bullshit
That’s awesome gollum impersonation
This song has been ritual for a few years now on christmas
This brought me joy.
That's my kind of Christmas Song !
have they got any other songs of this type? i mean.. the way the vocals are done.just love it,it fitts perfectly to my mood
Awesome complete madness love it 10/10
Real punk still lives. Amen
Please please can this be in the Bulb archive releases
"...Hm hm..."
Love it.
......ahem......SO ANYWAYS I WALKED BACK INTO THE HOUSE AND-........ hahahahaha
Fantastic..
I still thinking about... 'what those people singing?' ;D
BEST.XMAS.SONG.EVER!!
ABSOLUTELY.
@gimppower003
please upload them alll!
2019 anyone?
Bulb is boss
Bobcat golthwait approved.
This is Totla Mad.
Let me know if you want more! I have over a 100 songs by this band.
is this misha's vocals?
Casey Sabol vocals
'ELLO, I'M GONNA SING YOU A SONG
I am officially freaked out. Damn that shit was funny.
Christmas No.1 for 2011?
The intro fucking kills me everytime.
Funniest damn thing I've heard in a long time.
@Andrejispanickin I'm positive, I checked Misha's soundclick to be sure :)
MORE PLEASE
Artist: Mariah Carey
Makes perfect sense.
EPIC FUNNY SONG!!!
@gimppower003
Are you sure this is Jake? It sounds a bit like Casey to me =s
@gimppower003 isnt it one man band ?
Misha was cool when he did drugs
Bobcat Goldthwait, is that you?
I want a new set of drums.....
@gimppower003 MORE!
Who sings this? Is it Casey sabol?
misha sings it
@Rabidbadger011 lol. i was stoned when i put that lol
I am also stoned and youtube suggest me. 9 years ago you were stoned😂😂😂😂
"Hello! I'm gonna sing you a song!"
@Andrejispanickin I don't think it sounds like Casey at all. :P
where can i found the lyrics?
Hum, do you understand a words he says ? I just needed the lyrics to get it
4:34 could have sworn I was listening to Psyopus.
2018?
2020
@falconthrustVI They made me lose my lunch in my pants. In a good way.
@jacosmith86 I'm still laughing after like a billion listens XD
whos sings it though?
@Veredika I see what you did there....
@gimppower003 dude, i want moooore!!! please :D
Why does the ending remind me of Naked City? ROFL
which singer did this one? hahaha
Ima post some lyrics
divine heresy??
:O
rantrantrantrantrant
@jacosmith86 I couldn't hold myself at the autistic kid part...
Nada probablymatico
Plot twist: It was not a Mariah Carey cover
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Misha Mansoor
@wslx0195 Jake Veredika
This band made me crap my pants! I enjoy the crap in my pantss!!!
Better vocals than Spence-suh.
Misha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
hahaha WTF?!
Meatwad?
Isn't it Jake Veredika on vocals? I found a Jake Veredika torrent years ago, and this was in it.
chris baretto
Slashbag69 it is Misha himself
Deadeyes X it's casey sabol
Danilo Gentile it's casey sabol
Casey sabol best singer periphery's had!