TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Cooking Fails
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Toni dying laughing at her own joke is 100% the best reaction ever
I read this right after she did this 😅
Toni is Toni's #1 fan and YLTSI
She's the funniest person she knows 😂😂😂
That's how we know it comes a really good joke haha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA AGREE!!!!! - Toni xx
I mistakenly tried to watch this discretely whilst waiting for my child to fall asleep. I don’t know why I thought I’d make it without laughing hysterically and bringing her out of her relaxation by scaring the SH!T out of her.
Now that comment made me laugh out loud !! Hope your child got back to sleep
Control yourself woman!
SUUUUUUUUURRREEEE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 'Fart Walk' lady...she's been around for years with different exercise regimes. Same personality tho
'I can't be seen givin' it the full gob in public' 🤣🤣🤣 same girl, same.
Really?? Idgaf, if someone’s thinking dirty that’s their problem 😎
@@Spuckeblase I'm not a dainty enough eater. If I nibbled, maybe🤷♀️ but my bites are too ambitious.
Edit: I was once like you. All it took was eating a banana in front of ONE old guy on the train. It changed me😳😂
@@caitymatey4051 I don’t make eye contact with anyone in general, so I wouldn’t notice if someone’s watching me 🤣
HAHAHA FULL GOB
Toni x
I'm in love with the term "The full gob"
Toni declaring the meatloaf baby “American shit” is the realest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
As an American I have never heard of it.
Nope, not an American thing. I thought I might be German or Nordic.
Never heard of this nightmare of a “meatloaf baby”.
@@jeanaprewitt9658There is not really a german vibe to it. Bacon strips are not usually a thing in german cooking (bacon would rather be diced in german recipes) and the diaper would more likely be made out of something wheat-based or with cabbage (like in cabbage rolls), maybe onions.
American who loves meatloaf and who has made hundreds, maybe thousands, of meatloafs during her lifetime, I have never seen such a thing, I would never let such a thing exist within my home, and even if my dog was starving it would not be allowed anywhere near my property. Besides, the dog only ever ate my meatloaf. She was a good and loyal girl, my Sheila was. I'd rather she gnaw a leg off me than have something like burned baby meatloaf. All I can think is that was made for some...nope nope nope...can't even make that joke.
Okay.
Definitely not a thing in America, at least not for the vast majority of us.
We have a lot of very stupid foods, but we generally refrain from >that
Toni is my type of humor....embarrassing, immature, grody stuff, dumb stuff, puns, sarcasm and honesty all at once. Loveit!
You've described me perfectly, might copy and paste that into my linkedin! Toni xxx
@@ToniandRyan I would shit! I love yall! From a lil Ole 44 yr old lady in Mississippi USA!
Toni laughing hysterically at herself is everything 😂😂
Yeah, I'm with Toni, no one else makes me laugh like Toni😂😂❤
YA GOTTA LAUGH!!! hehehhe Toni xo
@@ToniandRyan Love Ya!🥰
@@ToniandRyan love from Vermont!
In german we call a fart walk a "Verdauungsspaziergang" which translates to "digestive walk" and i really love that word
" nach dem essen musst du ruhn oder 1000 schritte tun" ( after dinner you should rest or walk 1000 steps) .. so yeah i hate it but my family does it after every family dinner
Why are the Germans obsessed with fitness? It's not like they're trying to start another reich... 👀 right?
in America we call that “crop dusting”
Why use 8 letters when you can use 21??!! 😂
I guess every nation has a word for that 🫶🏼
"Now bring the chicken to a lather..." 😂😂😂
Toni your BATHelona call might be your best work yet 😂😂😂
VERY underrated hehehehehe Toni x
I think you topped yourself with 'David Assenbrough' 🤣
Toni is so quick with her comments and comebacks. That girl is on fire ! 😂
Thankyou!!! 💁♀ hehehehe love u, Toni xx
Okay....it's 11pm on Saturday night here in Canada while I watch this and I've just woken up hubby twice because I'm laughing so hard and slapping the table. First thing outta his mouth is, "$hit...is that Toni and Ryan again?". Love you two. Cheers from Canada!
HAHAHAHAHAHA Toni xx
How lucky are you two, meeting each other, the equivalent of friend-soulmates, and you get to ‘work’ together every day. Legends 😎
When Toni said "now bring the chicken to a lather" omfg I lost my mind lmfao
HAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing at myself lol Toni x
"Maybe she got the recipe from Bathelona". Damn, Toni. You drop the best lines in these videos. Ryan is a close 2nd. Your humor is infectious. Much love to you both from Canada!
Not the lady trying to re-brand the crop dust into a fart walk 🤣
I see what you did there... re-"brand"... 😂
David Arsenborough and David Attenbummer sent me 😂 love Toni
HAHAHAHAHA Toni x
So disrespectful to this legend. It's SIR Arsenborough
The BEST!
Toni laughing is one of the best parts of this channel
That is the NICEST thing ever haha thankyou so much love u xoxox Toni
"I'm not gonna yuck your yum" should be on a shirt. 🤣
You 2 never fail to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.
And after a devastating injury last year costing me 2 plates, 17 screws and 2 bone grafts, now being followed up with a knee replacement, I've been in a deep, deep depression, barely even functioning for my little pup.
I can't thank you enough for those smiles, and for being your silly selves! You really make a difference!
Never change!
❤
Were you hit by a train???
@@thaloblue lol I wish it were that glamourous to talk about but no... in reality, my pup. 🤦♀️
@@keljells your dog created this injury? I am confused. I hope you are doing better these days.
I got pulled over by a dog and broke my knee cap into 2 halves. Wretched surgeon didn't repair it properly, so 2 halves have pulled apart. Off to hospital again and another 4 months in a caliper. Wasn't the dog's fault!!!
As an American, the way I laughed when she said “that’s American shit” 😂 to the meatloaf baby 😂
When she said baby shower I started crying laughing because its so true
Her F’ing laugh. I can’t get enough of it. 😂😂😂😂
@ToniandRyan can I just say, you both are beeeautiful people inside and out. I just discovered you two days ago here in South Africa and I have been raving about your show to everyone I know. It's truly the highlight of my day to settle down on the loo for a nice big sh!t and a marvellous laugh after a nasty day at work! You guys are AWESOME SAUCE!! ❤❤❤
The cooking song followed by "neither of us can cook" 🤣
Toni is her own hype woman, it’s a vibe and I am here for it! 😂🙌
Ryan gagging and laughing at the same time was not something I thought was possible, but it indeed happened 2 times in this video😂
OMG, this video should go straight to the Hall of Fame. I laughed, I cried, I pissed my pants.
"We just had an imaginary fight" describes every friendship I've ever had 😂
You never fail to put a smile on my face and inspire me.
And after a devastating injury last year costing me 2 plates, 17 screws and 2 bone grafts, now being followed up with a knee replacement, I've been in a deep, deep depression, barely even functioning for my little pup, you remind me to keep pushing no matter what!
I can't thank you enough for those smiles, and for being yourself, for being amazing! I can't fathom how you do what you do, and I was a gymnast!
Never change!
❤
You WILL get through this!! You have the physical and mental strength to be a gymnast so there’s no doubt that you have the strength needed to get through this horrible time, even if it may not feel like it right now. Sending you all the very best wishes!!
9:49 😂😂 Toni!! You are amazing and I love how fast your brain works, your laugh is so infectious and you always say the first thing that pops into your head! I love that and I love you! 🖤
She's a treasure 😂❤
1:54 Different science question, how would you mistake the viscosity (how "thick" the liquid is) of SHOWER GEL for Olive Oil? Like from the moment it came out of the bottle shouldn't you have known something was up?
And wouldn't it have been in a different aisle? And i feel like it wouldn't have completely smelled like olive oil?
@@awkwardotter13 I believe she said they ordered it off Amazon, so fair enough there. You buy something in a bottle that has Olive Oil in big letters posted on the front, you're expecting a bottle of Olive Oil.
edit: 1:18 "ordered online" so maybe not amazon, but not picked up in person.
I've seen soaps that were quite thin, and since they seemed to be aiming for faux-natural massive they made it as much like olive oil as they could?
Shower gels can very well be thin in consistency, also depending on where you live even oils can be frozen solid or become more viscose bc of low temp. Iirc, I saw that video a while back and the daughter said that it did not bubble, which can be explained as heat breaks down protein and other substances so whatever they use in gel to make it lather may have been degraded by heat.
the devils perfume "fk im funny" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love toni
“Ooh she’s funny! Put her back on!” 😂 I just love the way Toni makes herself laugh at herself and anything and everything, it’s so contagious!
the devils perfuuuume😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Toni x
This whole video had me pissing myself laughing, and I definitely needed it after the few days of work I've had. Thanks for always delivering!
Awwww I'm gutted to hear it's been a few rough days!! Hope today is better my friend! Toni xx
just wanna quickly leave this here, your videos always help me get through the toughest of times.
when my boyfriend broke up with me last october and i went to my parents house that evening, your videos made me laugh and forget the pain for at least a little bit.
This morning i had to bring my cat to the vet and i'm lowkey devestated that i left her there by her own and i'm scared i won't see her again. but this video actually really brightens my mood and makes me think more positively and less scared.
i just wanted you to know that you are not just entertaining but also healing and comfortable to watch
I watch to experience Tori and Ryan’s laughter 😂 I love how they laugh.
“NO ONE MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE ME” ….”the devil’s PERFUME!!!!!! *FUCK IM FUNNY* “ ✨
1. I love their imaginary argument :')
2. So I used to be a dog walker, and every Christmas I would make freshly baked goods for the owners and their dogs, and people looked forward to this so much that every year I got demands on what to make. One year I thought I'd make the dogs peanut butter and carrot biscuits, and to be on theme I shaped them like bones. There was a long strip, with two ball shapes on either end. The thing is, I would have the treats in little plastic bags, and they would be with us all day as we moved about, which meant they moved a lot too in unsteady packaging. Conveniently, some of the ends of the bones fell off, and conveniently, it was always only on one side. So what happened is I gave owners treats to put in their dogs mouths, that had two balls and a long shaft. As if my shame and embarrassment wasn't great enough, later in the evening we get a text saying "Thank you for the c*** biscuits! Charlie loved them! Felt weird giving him them though!" and just like that I never did shaped things ever again
I too tried the dog bone cutters, quite a few had one end warp and they did look like little c****. I was making the treats to give to customers for their dogs who had allergies, so I course corrected to Christmas trees and gingerbread men (my dogs ate the small bagodicks). Guess those cutters will get hauled out again for a hen do or something.
@@terramarini6880 I am so glad this didn't happen to only me :') At least your dogs got to enjoy the biscuits and you could correct the mistake!
Honestly my only saving grace is, all our customers had a good sense of humour and we got on with each other great, so I know I didn't actually offend anyone and anyone who made a comment did so jokingly!
@@kierancampire I honestly had the best laugh, wet myself in the kitchen when that first tray came out.
OMG Toni.. your laugh is infectious!
Lmfao Toni “ what in the fuck is a meat loaf baby” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"David Asstenborough"
David Buttham
Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard 😂😂
"David Attenbummer"
You guys laughing with each other is one of the best parts of your shows 😂
The german at the beginning haha😂❤
Anybody else in the Northern hemisphere keep forgetting that it's actually winter right now for tarp.?? Ngl, _everytime_ I see Toni lately, I just want to run & grab my sweater, it is currently 630pm & 30°C... nopers. 😂😂😂😂😂❤
"Nobody makes me laugh like me"
This stuck out to me. I can relate!
I was waiting for the "toss his salad joke " on the first one 😂
Both of them laughing at themselves.. best thing ever. Pure happiness. Love this. ❤️
I am thoroughly delighted by Toni in the last 3-4 minutes of this. Incredible. The absolute best 🤣🤣🤣
I’m American and I’ve never heard of of a meatloaf baby. The horror!! 😆😆😆
Toni has such a wonderful turn of phrase.... 😂😂😂
Your puns I'm laughing so hard glad I have strong bladder 😂😂😂
"I was having a salad!"
More like you were Tossing your Salad! budumpbump
Toni’s laugh is so cute and contagious
I'd love to go for a few beers with Toni! 😂😂😂😂
Let's do it! T x
That's the only time I've not skipped an advertisement. Pure genius to have Toni just making faces... made it impossible not to watch. Love you guys!
The audacity of that woman, just talking away to me, fully making eye contact and the entire time she's farting away? Nah!
I'm so excited whenever I see you guys pop up, I know I'm going to have a good laugh. Much love from the mountains in California ❤
😂 “the full gob” 🤭
Hi, just wanna say, I was a broadcasting TV Producer for 10 years and then I worked behind the desk on a podcast. Podcasts are waaaaaaay more intense! Respect to the 2 producers behind the desk. Yeah they look chilled and fly but it’s intense, super intense, more buttons more fast discipline than TV. The software is crazy crazy. I only lasted a month. I take my hat of to those 2. Well done!!!!
I laughed so hard I am in tears my cat is terrified but this was just the best start to my morning xo
You had me at clean eating……😂🤣😂🤣
I'm convinced Tonis laugh could cure cancer
If it were possible, I'd definitely donate it to give it a red hot crack!!! Toni xx
2:05 i love how his joke turns her into a suffocating t-rex 😂
Y'all give off the BEST brother sister vibes! So grateful the TH-cam gods showed me your show through the algorhythm. 😊
I have tears running down my face. 😂😭😂😭
Same here 😅😅
😭😭
"No one makes me laugh like me!" FACTS, I am hilarious. 🤣
In this video Toni is just on a flipping rampage here! It’s like she’s in my head and it’s making me feel less bad about myself. 😂
“We just got into an imaginary fight!” 😂😂😂
I absolutely love you two ❤. I nearly wet myself laughing so hard at this video 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅. if ever I'm feeling down I stick one of your vids on and laugh myself happy. Thank you for the free therapy 😊.
Toni is on a roll...got me choking on my coffee today🤣
🎼🎤 Onion eyes 😂😂
You’re both hilarious- but Toni might be the funniest person on the planet. 😂
AGREE!!! heheh Toni xx
Thanks!
Thanks Ben!!!!!! Toni x
Toni is so unhinged. I fu*king love her! 🤣🤣🤣
I just stumbled across your channel. I can't tell you how MUCH I needed the laughs. Both of my grandparents have Alzheimer's and my grandpa is in the hospital. It is the absolute hardest thing I have had to do recently 😔
YOU. CAN . DO. THIS.
One decision, one emotion, one day at a time.
You Got this.❤❤❤❤❤
'wow they started selling olive oil in the soap section! how convenient!'
Toni was sent into the kitchen to make some soup. She finds a box of soap - mistakes it for soup (She reads “con-sum-ated soup” but the label says “concentrated soap”) and tosses the entire box into the pot. Next, she grabs a can of baking powder, and reads “Bake … powder … Powdered Bacon! What’ll they think of next?” and tosses IT in the pot! Of course, when the meal is served, all three of them start blowing soap bubbles from their mouths.
I absolutely love watching these because every time I see that you are both doing try not to laugh. I know that you’re gonna be laughing the whole way through and it’s just so freaking funny. It’s the best way to watch Try not to laugh videos!
“Sorry what in the fucking Americas” bought brought me to tears and I almost passed out😂😂😂
11:23 who brought a horse in the studio? 😂😂
Omg I needed this video in every which way. Thank you!!! You guys are a gift 🫶🏻
I eat lunch at my desk at work. I know I'm playing with fire watching you two but I can't stop 😅😅😅😅😅😅
I love the two of you! I laugh nonstop when I watch you
@toniandryan Both of you are absolutely amazing!!! You turn a not so good day into a better one!! I always smile or snot cry laugh watching you both! Thank you!
I absolutely love the two of you. I have laughed so hard watching you laugh! Thank you.
You're totally right Toni, you are 🦆 ing funny 😂😂😂
One of my favorite things is when Toni cracks herself up with her own jokes hahaha! I'm the same way!!! Love you both! :D
😂😂😂 you two are so hilarious! This has got to be one of my favorite videos! I can’t stop laughing
1:56 i love a good family guy moment,
the back to back punchlines eventually get u. I didnt laugh at first; it starts off with a grin, then a chuckle, then a laugh, then u cant stop laughing.
Y'all are the best, i needed a good belly laugh and y'all didn't disappoint 😂❤ love y'all's channel, keep being HILARIOUS 😂🎉❤
Such a pair of children 😂😂😂 , love you guys 😂xx
Well sitting here Christmas Eve depressed hate the holidays always broke sucks but even though depression his people differently it really really helps to sit and watch your guys's videos and just laugh my ass off even if I can forget what's about to happen tomorrow not much of anything it sucks but forgetting about it for 5 minutes and being able to laugh about something thank you
Just love the way these two crack up at each other all the time :)
I needed this after the anxiety packed day I've had and the post exhaustion ❤️
Toni's laugh at the end is beyond. 😂
I have so much backlog left. Been binging the pod. Love it. Also going to listen to Toni's book on Audible
Toni is so lovely and hilarious! love from the uk
This video is a total vibe. And I’m here for it!!!
😂that imaginary fight was exactly how me and my best friend are 😂
To I bring her biggest fan and rev laughing is the greatest thing 😂 I’m laughing too hard and my mom doesn’t understand what is so funny 😂❤
Nigela be like “You gotta warm up sauce in the Micro-wavé, then pour your sauce over your chicken and later it up”