People who SHOUDLN'T play games with GAMBLING mechanics!
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Genshin impact is fun, but can be addicting.... a little TOO addicting. I just want to get Diluc.
Use code: Mightykeef to get 30% your GFUEL purchases :)
link: gfuel.ly/2Q36T4h
Subscribe for more content! ► bit.ly/1MKdsxg
Facebook► bit.ly/2XZrY1k
Instagram: bit.ly/2uOg8uN
Follow me on Twitter! ► / mightykeef
Twitch! ► / mightykeef
#comedy #Genshinimpact #gacha
Who else is unlucky af?
✋
✋🏻☹️
I’ve been trying to pull Diluc for the past month still no luck
Me I pull everything but Keqing
Me...
Keef: Oh it's free until it isn't.
No truer words have been said lmao.
Comedy Gold. It's funny because It's true!! Lol.
Too true, Too true 😔😔
Yeah it just turns into a p2p game when hype units come
Yes
I mean yeah, you could not spend a dime... If you don't want your top tier waifu characters and the ones with the best idle animations
“this is a gacha game everything is dlc” sounds about right😂😂😂
So that's why they call this a gacha game. Bacause every time you get hook on it, they be like "Got ya".
Especially Bleach Brave Souls lol
@@akilcharles3473 If you want to actually know where the term gacha game came from, it's from this thing called a gachapon machine, where you stick in some money, rotate a crank, and a toy in a capsule pops out. Which toy you get is random. The "gacha" is the sound the crank makes when you turn it.
Your damn right😈!
You're *GODDAMN* right
If you spend enough you can take luck out of the equation
I didn't expect to see papa tect around here
what are you doing here
Says the guy who didn't get the 5 star book for klee
Or just wait for the right rate up banner
@@Vanitas-935 r/technicallythetruth
“They ganna evict me can I live with you please” 😂
At least you know what you are buying for said amount of money.
Lmao
"They gonna evict me can I live with you please."
-real life in 2020
No stimulus bill in sight, it's going to be a cold winter for me, I should have squirreled away some food 🥶
@@icealchemist250 i feel for you man.
😪 Irriz what irriz
@@icealchemist250 I mean Walmart hiring.
Reply 5
"You don't really need to spend money if you don't want to."
That is a lie and you know it.
He's just the kind of person that unnecessarily increase his roster. RPG disease
I heard the game was pretty easy.
Well u dont indeed. Most gacha game i play, i play for free or $10 a month tops. Spending money is a choice, u dunt have to do it.
honkai impact players:am i a joke to you?
@@stripedgillette3580 depends
"Oh it is free... Until it isn't"
Lol
"I want a refund on this free game"
Lol
Me with Fall Guys right now.
@@0utrunner237 Rip Fall Guys
“You’re just bad luck, you are an actual black cat” bruh this line killed me
I have a black cat and I love him more than anything
@@demosneokleous4877 do you even get the joke
@@demosneokleous4877 its a joke why do people have to take everything seriously
Agreed. Hilarious!
0:30 I laughed when he said that "I can't wait to unlock them in the main story"
I actually thought that was how it was gonna be before I knew about the Gacha and what it was.
“Why errbodi on twitter got em but I aint got em bro”
I nearly died!
Me too!
Me too!
The most relatable statement in this video haha
“This is a gacha game. Everything is DLC”
Dokkan Battle, Dragon Ball Legends, Summoners War, One Piece Treasure Cruise, and Mario Kart Tour: “ *HE IS NOT WRONG* “
Dont forget Digimon masters online because that game is notorious for the gamble and casino luck 😂
Lets not forget Fate grand order
the reason fate fans go homeless
@@kastrojenkin2342 at least u can buy anything in that game from lot of vendors and resellers in town....if u got enough money xD.
@@filthycasual1839 Nah fam I am a F2P FGO player through and through. I love fate but I aint dropping any money lol
Dokkan is okay for 3 to play players
"They going check my credit." Killed me man.
"YOUR LUCK IS TRASH!!!" haven't been so identified in my life
“How come everyone on twitter got them and I don’t” damnit man too close man tooo close to home man
I got him fuck Twitter
"Oh it's a gacha game, everything is dlc"
Yo that hit me hard
“I want a refund on this free game” 😂😂
"Do you like free?"
"Yes"
"Do you like gambling mechanics?"
*You have left the chat*
why isn't this top comment
@@AustiuNoMatterWho Because it's no longer common sense.
"It's free"
"I'm in"
That's me with literally any game😂
Any game anything just add free in front of it and i m taking it
I'm a mobile data user so i have to care about download size too
That's how they get ya, yea not all free games are this egregious but that's like 1%
Me: "So what's the catch?"
Fax
"They're gonna evict me, can I live with you please?"
That was the perfect place for a " Boy that's just crazy."
Lol lol yes it was
You know what they say: “You either die as a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself addicted to your 2D Waifus and Husbandos”....
Hehehe
Venti is the best waifu
Ahem they’re *3D* lol
3d
@@SuperYusha on a 2d screen
Genshin Impact: exist
My phone: This app is not compatible with this device.
Yes sir
Yeah 😔
How about console?
It's protecting you.
Your pfp fits this comment so well.
“I want a refund on this free game”
That's a true friend right there. Calls you complete trash and tells you you're never gonna succeed while lending you money to pay your rent
"It's cause Your luck is Trash!!!!" "You don't mean that that's just rude!" I'm done lol.
“You don’t mean that right? That would be, such a rude thing… for you to mean.” 😆
Did he really made his sponsor stuff where everyone was leaving ? And thought we would watch ??
I did.
I will gladly let the video finish if more people would do that with sponsors. Worth it so I don't have to skip. Can just start reading comments while sponsorship is playing.
@@whichDude exactly. This is how I do it too
I just mute it and read comments or look for another video while it's playing it
"Oh, this is a Gacha game. Everything is DLC."
Prophetic words here boys.
3:12 Even Gacha Keef's spit ain't tryna stay with his broke ass
First reply
@@bananaskin8395 nobody cares
@@sheilaapalisok4303 i just wanted to joke that after 7 months a verified youtuber has no replies because uusally they get loads of replys
@@bananaskin8395 how the fuck is "first reply" funny or even a joke
@@sheilaapalisok4303 why you so pressed
"They're gonna evict me, can I live you please?"
That escalated quickly damn.
"Whoa looking kinda sluggish what happened"
12 hours and social studies happened that's what and then finishing at 6:59
What?
@@verenisesuarez4541 it's an academic joke most students are from college or university and student take the whole day just studying
@@nooriginalusername8052 *who said I was joking because I didn't*
“Looking kinda sluggish what happened?” I’ve done 6 multi summons and still no Diluc...
Sounds like you need some *G fuel*
Me: got 5 star Jean
Keef: “You’re Blocked”
Jean is the goat
When you go to Therapy: I have a gambling addiction in this waifu game
Son I think you mean game(s)
@@KalebDaubMooshra thanks for noticing
😂 "I spent so much money I can't spend money no more" I felt that frfr
Guy:”And it’s free”
Keef and literally everyone on Earth: “I’m in!”
"Everything's DLC" Never before have I heard a more accurate description of gacha games, that's insane.
the fact that he's unlucky even with pity points amazed me
I wonder if this works?
_>massive open world overflowing with loot to find and collect_
_>would be perfect as a looter game where you gather all kinds of loot to create/unlock new characters and weapons_
_>it's gacha, you have to gamble for new characters and weapons_
*boy that's just crazy*
I always view “Free to Play” as more “Free to Try”
"I just wanna get diluc"
Relatable
“It’s free till it isn’t” should be framed
"Imma send you some money to pay rent"
You fool! That's money for more rolls not rent!
The regret on his face. LoL
Me: “ok I’m done spending my primogems, I’m gonna save some up for the next ti-
Game: “Jean’s chances are up for this week only!”
im gonna save so when jean and diluc chance are up im gonna get em
Well game still new lol. In the future u most likely will get another chance at it.
@@invertbrid I only joined a few days ago did Jean and diluc already get banners?
@@yogibear0523 noop just featured on the main banner but no increased pull rate like klee banner
@@NewCovenantOfChrist well that's kinda good I'm chilling as a free to play with venti and qiqi so I'm gonna save and get jean
This was me when I spent WAY too much on a character that I never should have...I wasted so much money on this game that I regret...
I had a guest speaker in my health class today who talked about the dangers of gambling and he showed us this!
"How you play this game for 8 hours and still not get a single thing you want"
*Me at ar 32 with not a single 5 star pull:* This is fine.
Do u atleast have razor? Sucrose? XD
By that point you surely should have reach pity system at least once, im ar 26 and i farmed enough protogems to do 10 multipulls and so can you(in case someone doesn't know every 90 wishes or pulls it grants you a guaranteed 5 star and same with 4 stars but 1 4 stars every 10 pulls) in my case i did the pulls in klee banner and i didn't get much until the pity system came in and gave me Mona, and if for some reason i decide to do another 90 pulls(which i won't) the pity system will grant you the featured 5 star if you didn't got it from the first pity
@@geniprime I said AR 32 specifically because I got my pity timer Diluc on AR 33. I no-lifed the game in the weekend from the start to ar 27. I even rerolled at ar 7 at least 10 times and didn't see a single 5 star come by.
@@bakublader1999 hey at least you got diluc that's pretty good 🤣🤣
Keef: your luck is trash
Me: crying in brawlstar because I can't get a legendary brawler
I rather play anything else then brawlstar. This game RNG is so fakin trash
Me: very lucky but then pity system screws me over
@@MeepJeep i felt that
Oe, someone who play brawlstar:D,.i hope you get one soon buddy
"that's rough buddy"
Cultured for putting pumpkin hill in the back
I’m definitely guilty, I don’t leave until I get what I want. Go big or go home
“Why everyone on Twitter got em and I don’t have yet man.”
I never felt something so hard.
"oh its free until it isnt"
Me; Flashbacks of multiple Dragonball Legends summon failures.
Oh my God yes especially on LF banners
@@nsgbranden8343 especially on DUAL LF banners.
@@hydaralmaliki7784 yep
@@hydaralmaliki7784 me spending 10k cryxstalls on lf piccolos legends return banner
He said he spent $20,000 and that’s when *I* said “SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!”
Rumor has it keef gambled his stairs away. Which is why he doesn't run down them anymore.
"There is a leyend that states that those 0.00001% of the population in the whole earth are born with an extremely rare luck....
That even with that, are not able to pull the character that all people on twitter got"- Sun Tzu
That is a strangely accurate description of Genshin Impact, but like you know... yeah
"Oh it is, until it isnt" I felt that in my soul
*When you haven’t prayed to RNGesus in a while*
heretic, you always pray to RNGesus at least twice a day for luck on the rolls
Robinhood: "Its a free open market until it isnt"
I play free games all the time and the moment i get a screen to pay for something i uninstall the game and move on to next one
So practically mobile games in a nutshell
Wait are all of them this bad?
@@CombatSportsNerd some not. Depends. Cygames games especially knowm to be generous and f2p friendly.
@@CombatSportsNerd I don't play any mobile stuff but from what I've seen people say in relation to this, the rates are usually much better in other games. Genshin's 0.6% is an outlier.
Also the video kinda exegerrated ofc xD. U cant go $2000 without getting anything since it has pity rate at 90 and 180 pulls, at 180 u guaranteed to get banner item.
But yea still pretty expensive to hit that 90 and 180 pulls....if u free to play to need to wait prob 5+ months xD
Edit: nvm keef said $20,000 lol. Thats leviathan level lol. Max consteallation for several characters for sure.
He said games with gambling mechanics, which includes mobile games.
Friend:Tells me about this spicy awesome game that sounds expensive.
Me: Listen man I’m broke so I can’t-
Friend: It’s free
Me:SOLD!
Video is funny, but in all seriousness, this is reality.
I love how you still use Pumpkin Hill. Just so fitting for the way you do your skits.
3:08 "Please, just let me play as Diluc"
Never words hitted so close to home
I got him on my 8th roll. Now all of my friends hate me...
@@MrXephero
You and me both. I got him on my fortieth summon... Also got Mona in my first multi-pull.
@@summerycast7936
Aren’t Diluc and Mona 5-star? You’d be lucky to get 2 5-star units in one 10-pull.
This hurts hard since no one wants diluc now :(
@@deadstrike__5715
You can guarantee a C6 5-star banner character but it’ll cost around $20,000.
But in this skit, you’d have to be a black cat not to get the banner character you want when pity pulls guarantee you on at least 2 5-star pulls or about 180 fates.
He must have been pulling on the wrong banner (standard) for days.
This is actually happening in real time for some.
As someone said before
"Thats hell youre walking into"
To quote Keef from the DBZ Kakarot video: “NO! MY MONEY!”
"I want a refund on this free game".😂😂😂🤣
Indeed it can
I played this game for a while. Put a little money into it. VERY little. I immediately stopped paying into it and playing it when I started almost immediately getting duplicate characters... and not even duplicates of the ones I used. My team was unbalanced as F**K and trying to progress was getting harder. On top of which they kept releasing new, interesting characters I knew I was never going to get no matter how much I played through all their events and challenges and quests. Even if you have all the money in the world, if you respect yourself or your financial situation, stop playing this game.
And there are some people out there (mostly overseas in Korea and China from what I've seen) who consider that kind of spending to be perfectly normal. One guy posted a video in which he said he had spent $600 on the game, then abandoned it because he was getting bored. Imagine dropping $600 on something casually like that. Not me, bro. Not me.
Watching a Keef vid is like a rollercoaster and a movie at the same time!!
This video gets a like just for Pumpkin Hill playing.
Facts
Pumpkin Hill background music!
Oh the nostalgia
I scrolled forever for this comment I love you bby
I KNEW IT!! I thought I was crazy. Haven't heard that track in 15 years but instantly recognized it.
@@MichaelJohnson-ep8xt ❤
@@theycallmeGUN Sonic Adventure DX and Sonic Adventure 2 battle was my shit!
I've mastered gambling mechanics from playing dokkan 4 years ago. You get a bad summon, YOU *HOLD THAT*. PERIOD. The salt'll cool down over the day. It's like you put all your hype into the summons and they turn out bad, but you're gonna have to put it down and play something else for awhile or just accept it. Just don't get your hopes up before summoning as much as possible.
2:02 *Holding 1 & 5 Dollar bill and it small like success* ... **Ness Okay**
"They finna evict me can I live with you please?" Bro, I died at this 🤣
The pity system for summoning gave me my first 5 star but it was a weapon. I gotta get a new ps4 controller now🙃
At least it wasn't a spear, right?
Whew. . I am at least glad i got qiqi then
Should be summoning in the Rate Up Banner my guy, there's only 5 star characters in there.
*Me looking at comments and videos that are confronted with true gacha for the first time*
*Then looking into my payment history*
"First time, huh?"
What kind of Monster puts someone down that long rabbit hole with no way out unless he gets an intervention
"They gonna check my credit bro" that part killed me XD
Omg congrats on the sponsor!
Genshin Impact: The Addiction Simulator
"It's a gacha game, everything is dlc"💀💀💀💀 killed me
"I can not take you to Las Vegas, I cant take you anywhere because you're just bad luck - you are an actual black cat" -nice pep talk
This is literally FIFA, madden and NBA 2k. They're gambling games with basketball and football mini game.
It's like Jean is the carrot dangling in front of a pack of hungry rabbits headed over a cliff.
4:04 yet again, keef somehow manages to see me through the screen.
This dude said Never play a game with an RNG system in yo life...
Dude started with XCOM that shit blew me🤣🤣🤣
Fr bruh I get so many misses even with 80-85% hit chance
4:06) Bruh I was at the gym for 2 days straight and I have to go back today and I’m sore all over. I just woke up to hear this 💀
Is that some sick pumpkin hill playing in the background? Hell yeah go off my man
Lmao at the end Keef said: you feeling Sluggish?
I had just finished my chemistry exam and then came to this video and he nailed it!
1:41
No no Keef, you can't say that word, the gacha -addict- association group doesn't like it when you diss their -drug- feel good juice
"Why everybody on Twitter got these characters" 😂
Oo new upload video from! Let's see what he had?
Clone Keef: Hey Keef? Have you heard of a game Called "Genshin Impact"
Me: *paused the video and throw my phone across the room*
dude your little sketch and acting are dope as fuck
For a second I thought he was gonna pull out his phone to send him the money and see that his bank account was drained too
This man hit him with the "Bitter Earth" song.
When you get ninguangg on your first few pulls and get addicted😂
"On your first pull you get something good" yeah, I didn't get any characters at all.
When you finally get a character (your profile pic)
Being an xbox dude myself this is the only Playstation centric channel that I can't get enough of my man and his skits are on the next level funny.
That "imma roll one more time" was a little too real 😂