People who SHOUDLN'T play games with GAMBLING mechanics!

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  • @Mightykeef
    @Mightykeef  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    Who else is unlucky af?

  • @dogukancalik2743
    @dogukancalik2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2996

    “this is a gacha game everything is dlc” sounds about right😂😂😂

    • @akilcharles3473
      @akilcharles3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      So that's why they call this a gacha game. Bacause every time you get hook on it, they be like "Got ya".

    • @bshipp903
      @bshipp903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Especially Bleach Brave Souls lol

    • @LChaos2
      @LChaos2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@akilcharles3473 If you want to actually know where the term gacha game came from, it's from this thing called a gachapon machine, where you stick in some money, rotate a crank, and a toy in a capsule pops out. Which toy you get is random. The "gacha" is the sound the crank makes when you turn it.

    • @michaelthexm048
      @michaelthexm048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your damn right😈!

    • @agentboi4794
      @agentboi4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're *GODDAMN* right

  • @MGengarDude
    @MGengarDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Keef: Oh it's free until it isn't.
    No truer words have been said lmao.

    • @jackie_stones
      @jackie_stones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Comedy Gold. It's funny because It's true!! Lol.

    • @CaliburXL99
      @CaliburXL99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too true, Too true 😔😔

    • @Factors787
      @Factors787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it just turns into a p2p game when hype units come

    • @roccotherayquaza2468
      @roccotherayquaza2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean yeah, you could not spend a dime... If you don't want your top tier waifu characters and the ones with the best idle animations

  • @Tectone
    @Tectone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2709

    If you spend enough you can take luck out of the equation

    • @Vanitas-935
      @Vanitas-935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I didn't expect to see papa tect around here

    • @VeryCashMoney
      @VeryCashMoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      what are you doing here

    • @KakaKaka-vz4hp
      @KakaKaka-vz4hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Says the guy who didn't get the 5 star book for klee

    • @robertsjosh16
      @robertsjosh16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or just wait for the right rate up banner

    • @kermitwithamustache3885
      @kermitwithamustache3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vanitas-935 r/technicallythetruth

  • @btv5546
    @btv5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    “They ganna evict me can I live with you please” 😂

    • @tokie2100
      @tokie2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least you know what you are buying for said amount of money.

    • @erdskie6847
      @erdskie6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @davorianware1382
    @davorianware1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "They gonna evict me can I live with you please."
    -real life in 2020

    • @icealchemist250
      @icealchemist250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No stimulus bill in sight, it's going to be a cold winter for me, I should have squirreled away some food 🥶

    • @WillockFlame
      @WillockFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@icealchemist250 i feel for you man.

    • @onlyupformhere
      @onlyupformhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😪 Irriz what irriz

    • @mikethepokemaster2012
      @mikethepokemaster2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@icealchemist250 I mean Walmart hiring.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reply 5

  • @m.a.dmatt6689
    @m.a.dmatt6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    "You don't really need to spend money if you don't want to."
    That is a lie and you know it.

    • @donkhuzy2897
      @donkhuzy2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's just the kind of person that unnecessarily increase his roster. RPG disease

    • @stripedgillette3580
      @stripedgillette3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I heard the game was pretty easy.

    • @invertbrid
      @invertbrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well u dont indeed. Most gacha game i play, i play for free or $10 a month tops. Spending money is a choice, u dunt have to do it.

    • @klyedlaserdeath5541
      @klyedlaserdeath5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      honkai impact players:am i a joke to you?

    • @_skye8660
      @_skye8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stripedgillette3580 depends

  • @dr.kleimann
    @dr.kleimann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "I want a refund on this free game"

    • @tythekid5266
      @tythekid5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me with Fall Guys right now.

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0utrunner237 Rip Fall Guys

  • @barrysmith6595
    @barrysmith6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    0:30 I laughed when he said that "I can't wait to unlock them in the main story"

    • @ventischair9576
      @ventischair9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I actually thought that was how it was gonna be before I knew about the Gacha and what it was.

  • @abdulmuizz5755
    @abdulmuizz5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    “You’re just bad luck, you are an actual black cat” bruh this line killed me

    • @demosneokleous4877
      @demosneokleous4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have a black cat and I love him more than anything

    • @hellwalker9356
      @hellwalker9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@demosneokleous4877 do you even get the joke

    • @hellwalker9356
      @hellwalker9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@demosneokleous4877 its a joke why do people have to take everything seriously

    • @sovereign257
      @sovereign257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. Hilarious!

  • @shottypwningz4068
    @shottypwningz4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "Oh it is free... Until it isn't"

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “This is a gacha game. Everything is DLC”
    Dokkan Battle, Dragon Ball Legends, Summoners War, One Piece Treasure Cruise, and Mario Kart Tour: “ *HE IS NOT WRONG* “

    • @kastrojenkin2342
      @kastrojenkin2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont forget Digimon masters online because that game is notorious for the gamble and casino luck 😂

    • @filthycasual1839
      @filthycasual1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lets not forget Fate grand order
      the reason fate fans go homeless

    • @invertbrid
      @invertbrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kastrojenkin2342 at least u can buy anything in that game from lot of vendors and resellers in town....if u got enough money xD.

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@filthycasual1839 Nah fam I am a F2P FGO player through and through. I love fate but I aint dropping any money lol

    • @y0av359
      @y0av359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dokkan is okay for 3 to play players

  • @JuanyeTuda
    @JuanyeTuda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    “Why errbodi on twitter got em but I aint got em bro”
    I nearly died!

    • @MosheMalak
      @MosheMalak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!

    • @MugnifyRTS
      @MugnifyRTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too!

    • @ozarkeusful
      @ozarkeusful 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most relatable statement in this video haha

  • @agamerslifetorture6274
    @agamerslifetorture6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    "Do you like free?"
    "Yes"
    "Do you like gambling mechanics?"
    *You have left the chat*

    • @AustiuNoMatterWho
      @AustiuNoMatterWho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why isn't this top comment

    • @SpiralDemonic
      @SpiralDemonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AustiuNoMatterWho Because it's no longer common sense.

  • @tulfrich
    @tulfrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "YOUR LUCK IS TRASH!!!" haven't been so identified in my life

  • @tre9674
    @tre9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "They're gonna evict me, can I live with you please?"
    That was the perfect place for a " Boy that's just crazy."

  • @zeezee3263
    @zeezee3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Oh it's a gacha game, everything is dlc"
    Yo that hit me hard

  • @jaykelz1528
    @jaykelz1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “I want a refund on this free game” 😂😂

  • @cowwder8283
    @cowwder8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “How come everyone on twitter got them and I don’t” damnit man too close man tooo close to home man

    • @linksdeath
      @linksdeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got him fuck Twitter

  • @jakephillips4587
    @jakephillips4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "It's free"
    "I'm in"
    That's me with literally any game😂

    • @yoneezy123
      @yoneezy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any game anything just add free in front of it and i m taking it

    • @ArthurMorgan-jg3cj
      @ArthurMorgan-jg3cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a mobile data user so i have to care about download size too

    • @johnmehlman5195
      @johnmehlman5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how they get ya, yea not all free games are this egregious but that's like 1%

    • @summerycast7936
      @summerycast7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: "So what's the catch?"

    • @hiddenstreet17
      @hiddenstreet17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fax

  • @markmorales7958
    @markmorales7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    You know what they say: “You either die as a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself addicted to your 2D Waifus and Husbandos”....

  • @threadinfinite7070
    @threadinfinite7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "They going check my credit." Killed me man.

  • @oumarax
    @oumarax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Did he really made his sponsor stuff where everyone was leaving ? And thought we would watch ??
    I did.

    • @whichDude
      @whichDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I will gladly let the video finish if more people would do that with sponsors. Worth it so I don't have to skip. Can just start reading comments while sponsorship is playing.

    • @truelovewontwait
      @truelovewontwait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@whichDude exactly. This is how I do it too

    • @Nero_PR
      @Nero_PR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just mute it and read comments or look for another video while it's playing it

  • @YojimboJames
    @YojimboJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “I want a refund on this free game”

  • @dammit3048
    @dammit3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That's a true friend right there. Calls you complete trash and tells you you're never gonna succeed while lending you money to pay your rent

  • @marcusmassey965
    @marcusmassey965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "It's cause Your luck is Trash!!!!" "You don't mean that that's just rude!" I'm done lol.

    • @nickb6425
      @nickb6425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “You don’t mean that right? That would be, such a rude thing… for you to mean.” 😆

  • @supersquid0045
    @supersquid0045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Genshin Impact: exist
    My phone: This app is not compatible with this device.

    • @yeahboyz9314
      @yeahboyz9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes sir

    • @achilles112
      @achilles112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah 😔

    • @sajadlachy6159
      @sajadlachy6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How about console?

    • @TheCRX7
      @TheCRX7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's protecting you.

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your pfp fits this comment so well.

  • @snagboss6966
    @snagboss6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Oh, this is a Gacha game. Everything is DLC."
    Prophetic words here boys.

  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    3:12 Even Gacha Keef's spit ain't tryna stay with his broke ass

    • @bananaskin8395
      @bananaskin8395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First reply

    • @sheilaapalisok4303
      @sheilaapalisok4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bananaskin8395 nobody cares

    • @bananaskin8395
      @bananaskin8395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheilaapalisok4303 i just wanted to joke that after 7 months a verified youtuber has no replies because uusally they get loads of replys

    • @sheilaapalisok4303
      @sheilaapalisok4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananaskin8395 how the fuck is "first reply" funny or even a joke

    • @Lecsta
      @Lecsta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sheilaapalisok4303 why you so pressed

  • @titandave2894
    @titandave2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Guy:”And it’s free”
    Keef and literally everyone on Earth: “I’m in!”

  • @Dan-do2pl
    @Dan-do2pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Whoa looking kinda sluggish what happened"
    12 hours and social studies happened that's what and then finishing at 6:59

    • @verenisesuarez4541
      @verenisesuarez4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?

    • @nooriginalusername8052
      @nooriginalusername8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@verenisesuarez4541 it's an academic joke most students are from college or university and student take the whole day just studying

    • @Dan-do2pl
      @Dan-do2pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nooriginalusername8052 *who said I was joking because I didn't*

    • @dragonlord12100
      @dragonlord12100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Looking kinda sluggish what happened?” I’ve done 6 multi summons and still no Diluc...

    • @martinhernandez2065
      @martinhernandez2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like you need some *G fuel*

  • @machtails1352
    @machtails1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Everything's DLC" Never before have I heard a more accurate description of gacha games, that's insane.

  • @GenerationGamexp
    @GenerationGamexp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Me: got 5 star Jean
    Keef: “You’re Blocked”

    • @joeyisabsb1
      @joeyisabsb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jean is the goat

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I played this game for a while. Put a little money into it. VERY little. I immediately stopped paying into it and playing it when I started almost immediately getting duplicate characters... and not even duplicates of the ones I used. My team was unbalanced as F**K and trying to progress was getting harder. On top of which they kept releasing new, interesting characters I knew I was never going to get no matter how much I played through all their events and challenges and quests. Even if you have all the money in the world, if you respect yourself or your financial situation, stop playing this game.
    And there are some people out there (mostly overseas in Korea and China from what I've seen) who consider that kind of spending to be perfectly normal. One guy posted a video in which he said he had spent $600 on the game, then abandoned it because he was getting bored. Imagine dropping $600 on something casually like that. Not me, bro. Not me.

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "They're gonna evict me, can I live you please?"
    That escalated quickly damn.

  • @ssrbeclipzer
    @ssrbeclipzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When you go to Therapy: I have a gambling addiction in this waifu game

    • @KalebDaubMooshra
      @KalebDaubMooshra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Son I think you mean game(s)

    • @ssrbeclipzer
      @ssrbeclipzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KalebDaubMooshra thanks for noticing

  • @1dayago843
    @1dayago843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    _>massive open world overflowing with loot to find and collect_
    _>would be perfect as a looter game where you gather all kinds of loot to create/unlock new characters and weapons_
    _>it's gacha, you have to gamble for new characters and weapons_
    *boy that's just crazy*

  • @RDavid-ei8cv
    @RDavid-ei8cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Keef: your luck is trash
    Me: crying in brawlstar because I can't get a legendary brawler

    • @erth8096
      @erth8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I rather play anything else then brawlstar. This game RNG is so fakin trash

    • @MeepJeep
      @MeepJeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: very lucky but then pity system screws me over

    • @RDavid-ei8cv
      @RDavid-ei8cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeepJeep i felt that

    • @TengLengA
      @TengLengA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oe, someone who play brawlstar:D,.i hope you get one soon buddy

    • @johnnybernard
      @johnnybernard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "that's rough buddy"

  • @andrewy.7066
    @andrewy.7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I just wanna get diluc"
    Relatable

  • @GlockMonster29
    @GlockMonster29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    😂 "I spent so much money I can't spend money no more" I felt that frfr

  • @krishnandabahar1900
    @krishnandabahar1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    the fact that he's unlucky even with pity points amazed me

    • @genus5987
      @genus5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if this works?

  • @GalaxyGod332
    @GalaxyGod332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Video is funny, but in all seriousness, this is reality.

  • @Iguessimhere154
    @Iguessimhere154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Imma send you some money to pay rent"
    You fool! That's money for more rolls not rent!

    • @Mutation_D
      @Mutation_D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The regret on his face. LoL

  • @bakublader1999
    @bakublader1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "How you play this game for 8 hours and still not get a single thing you want"
    *Me at ar 32 with not a single 5 star pull:* This is fine.

    • @fairydust1397
      @fairydust1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u atleast have razor? Sucrose? XD

    • @geniprime
      @geniprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By that point you surely should have reach pity system at least once, im ar 26 and i farmed enough protogems to do 10 multipulls and so can you(in case someone doesn't know every 90 wishes or pulls it grants you a guaranteed 5 star and same with 4 stars but 1 4 stars every 10 pulls) in my case i did the pulls in klee banner and i didn't get much until the pity system came in and gave me Mona, and if for some reason i decide to do another 90 pulls(which i won't) the pity system will grant you the featured 5 star if you didn't got it from the first pity

    • @bakublader1999
      @bakublader1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geniprime I said AR 32 specifically because I got my pity timer Diluc on AR 33. I no-lifed the game in the weekend from the start to ar 27. I even rerolled at ar 7 at least 10 times and didn't see a single 5 star come by.

    • @geniprime
      @geniprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bakublader1999 hey at least you got diluc that's pretty good 🤣🤣

  • @prometheus5345
    @prometheus5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a guest speaker in my health class today who talked about the dangers of gambling and he showed us this!

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    So practically mobile games in a nutshell

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait are all of them this bad?

    • @invertbrid
      @invertbrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CombatSportsNerd some not. Depends. Cygames games especially knowm to be generous and f2p friendly.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CombatSportsNerd I don't play any mobile stuff but from what I've seen people say in relation to this, the rates are usually much better in other games. Genshin's 0.6% is an outlier.

    • @invertbrid
      @invertbrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the video kinda exegerrated ofc xD. U cant go $2000 without getting anything since it has pity rate at 90 and 180 pulls, at 180 u guaranteed to get banner item.
      But yea still pretty expensive to hit that 90 and 180 pulls....if u free to play to need to wait prob 5+ months xD
      Edit: nvm keef said $20,000 lol. Thats leviathan level lol. Max consteallation for several characters for sure.

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said games with gambling mechanics, which includes mobile games.

  • @NovaZayn
    @NovaZayn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “It’s free till it isn’t” should be framed

  • @darkwingduck5657
    @darkwingduck5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The pity system for summoning gave me my first 5 star but it was a weapon. I gotta get a new ps4 controller now🙃

    • @yellowishnesses1138
      @yellowishnesses1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least it wasn't a spear, right?

    • @jewelsvermin8866
      @jewelsvermin8866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whew. . I am at least glad i got qiqi then

    • @jokergh2321
      @jokergh2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should be summoning in the Rate Up Banner my guy, there's only 5 star characters in there.

  • @KaizoKen
    @KaizoKen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:06) Bruh I was at the gym for 2 days straight and I have to go back today and I’m sore all over. I just woke up to hear this 💀

  • @freeuuilly
    @freeuuilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m definitely guilty, I don’t leave until I get what I want. Go big or go home

  • @theashendaora
    @theashendaora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me: “ok I’m done spending my primogems, I’m gonna save some up for the next ti-
    Game: “Jean’s chances are up for this week only!”

    • @yogibear0523
      @yogibear0523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im gonna save so when jean and diluc chance are up im gonna get em

    • @invertbrid
      @invertbrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well game still new lol. In the future u most likely will get another chance at it.

    • @yogibear0523
      @yogibear0523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@invertbrid I only joined a few days ago did Jean and diluc already get banners?

    • @NewCovenantOfChrist
      @NewCovenantOfChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yogibear0523 noop just featured on the main banner but no increased pull rate like klee banner

    • @yogibear0523
      @yogibear0523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NewCovenantOfChrist well that's kinda good I'm chilling as a free to play with venti and qiqi so I'm gonna save and get jean

  • @MightyMobileMatt
    @MightyMobileMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Me; Flashbacks of multiple Dragonball Legends summon failures.

    • @nsgbranden8343
      @nsgbranden8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my God yes especially on LF banners

    • @hydaralmaliki7784
      @hydaralmaliki7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nsgbranden8343 especially on DUAL LF banners.

    • @nsgbranden8343
      @nsgbranden8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hydaralmaliki7784 yep

    • @Dr.JonathanCrane
      @Dr.JonathanCrane 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hydaralmaliki7784 me spending 10k cryxstalls on lf piccolos legends return banner

  • @jayyy4127
    @jayyy4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "oh its free until it isnt"

  • @KHfan0011
    @KHfan0011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was me when I spent WAY too much on a character that I never should have...I wasted so much money on this game that I regret...

    • @daniyardaniel1755
      @daniyardaniel1755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i don't mind spending but i quit and started hsr and keep spending at least i enjoy hsr more than genshin , saves a lot of my time when comes to grinding lvl up materials , the the most important part is it has a lot of end game contents to play .

  • @Obesote
    @Obesote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "There is a leyend that states that those 0.00001% of the population in the whole earth are born with an extremely rare luck....
    That even with that, are not able to pull the character that all people on twitter got"- Sun Tzu

  • @NightStriker64
    @NightStriker64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pumpkin Hill background music!
    Oh the nostalgia

    • @MichaelJohnson-ep8xt
      @MichaelJohnson-ep8xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I scrolled forever for this comment I love you bby

    • @theycallmeGUN
      @theycallmeGUN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNEW IT!! I thought I was crazy. Haven't heard that track in 15 years but instantly recognized it.

    • @NightStriker64
      @NightStriker64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MichaelJohnson-ep8xt ❤

    • @NightStriker64
      @NightStriker64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theycallmeGUN Sonic Adventure DX and Sonic Adventure 2 battle was my shit!

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *When you haven’t prayed to RNGesus in a while*

    • @filipecordeiro2867
      @filipecordeiro2867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      heretic, you always pray to RNGesus at least twice a day for luck on the rolls

  • @onyxguardian5122
    @onyxguardian5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He said he spent $20,000 and that’s when *I* said “SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!”

  • @DELTAWOLF15
    @DELTAWOLF15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:02 *Holding 1 & 5 Dollar bill and it small like success* ... **Ness Okay**

  • @TheProswagonist
    @TheProswagonist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This video gets a like just for Pumpkin Hill playing.

  • @adityadharmawan7193
    @adityadharmawan7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As someone said before
    "Thats hell youre walking into"

  • @ennuimustdie
    @ennuimustdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cultured for putting pumpkin hill in the back

  • @parafoxl7619
    @parafoxl7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Me looking at comments and videos that are confronted with true gacha for the first time*
    *Then looking into my payment history*
    "First time, huh?"

  • @ardaagaik9136
    @ardaagaik9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've mastered gambling mechanics from playing dokkan 4 years ago. You get a bad summon, YOU *HOLD THAT*. PERIOD. The salt'll cool down over the day. It's like you put all your hype into the summons and they turn out bad, but you're gonna have to put it down and play something else for awhile or just accept it. Just don't get your hopes up before summoning as much as possible.

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always view “Free to Play” as more “Free to Try”

  • @Arcadenblog
    @Arcadenblog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To quote Keef from the DBZ Kakarot video: “NO! MY MONEY!”

  • @aizensosuke6320
    @aizensosuke6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "It's a gacha game, everything is dlc"💀💀💀💀 killed me

  • @RoninOkami
    @RoninOkami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is actually happening in real time for some.

  • @JinkiSaladin
    @JinkiSaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:08 "Please, just let me play as Diluc"
    Never words hitted so close to home

    • @MrXephero
      @MrXephero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got him on my 8th roll. Now all of my friends hate me...

    • @summerycast7936
      @summerycast7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrXephero
      You and me both. I got him on my fortieth summon... Also got Mona in my first multi-pull.

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summerycast7936
      Aren’t Diluc and Mona 5-star? You’d be lucky to get 2 5-star units in one 10-pull.

    • @deadstrike__5715
      @deadstrike__5715 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This hurts hard since no one wants diluc now :(

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadstrike__5715
      You can guarantee a C6 5-star banner character but it’ll cost around $20,000.
      But in this skit, you’d have to be a black cat not to get the banner character you want when pity pulls guarantee you on at least 2 5-star pulls or about 180 fates.
      He must have been pulling on the wrong banner (standard) for days.

  • @PropiaPersona
    @PropiaPersona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Robinhood: "Its a free open market until it isnt"

  • @Kidyungblack12
    @Kidyungblack12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This dude said Never play a game with an RNG system in yo life...
    Dude started with XCOM that shit blew me🤣🤣🤣

    • @ronalddebbarma6882
      @ronalddebbarma6882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr bruh I get so many misses even with 80-85% hit chance

  • @Alibaba-id1cs
    @Alibaba-id1cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Friend:Tells me about this spicy awesome game that sounds expensive.
    Me: Listen man I’m broke so I can’t-
    Friend: It’s free
    Me:SOLD!

  • @stayinglost
    @stayinglost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh it is, until it isnt" I felt that in my soul

  • @gregorymirabella1423
    @gregorymirabella1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:04 yet again, keef somehow manages to see me through the screen.

  • @Blue-qi4tl
    @Blue-qi4tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This game would've been so much better as a paid game or at least if they had better microtransactions. Although, the game making $100 million plus later most people would say no 🤷‍♂️

    • @icealchemist250
      @icealchemist250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would pay them $60, it's a great game, but it'd be better if they kept us hooked through gameplay to unlock better characters... but of course, they know they won't make nearly as much money as they will with a gacha game.

    • @JAMllostthegame
      @JAMllostthegame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah 0.6% is booty, especially when everyone already clowns on FGO's 1% rate.

    • @Blue-qi4tl
      @Blue-qi4tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JAMllostthegame considering FGO has been my main game for a couple years now, I feel that

    • @Blue-qi4tl
      @Blue-qi4tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icealchemist250 I wouldn't mind as much if the rates were better and the free gems you get are pretty trash... Anything better than what is present now will put Mihoyo out of business is what defenders want you to believe though. A guaranteed/choose a five star ticket for new players isn't asking too much imo instead of entering gacha hell for that one character you want.

    • @JAMllostthegame
      @JAMllostthegame 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blue-qi4tl heck even FGO does free 4☆ tickets and more recently in JP a free 5☆ ticket. Although your choices are mostly permanent Servants (RIP limited summer Servants), it's not so bad. There's also the GSSR which does cost actual money, but at $30 (used to be $40 before the reduced SQ cost) it's honestly not a bad deal if your luck hasn't been kind since you will always get an SSR within the 10pull and that includes limiteds. Only downside is that they're usually separated by class so you have to make the decision there and even then you might not get what you want.
      I'd imagine Genshin can do the same thing, but it would depend on the game's staying power. FGO can get away with it because of its popularity and how much revenue it already has coming in, which makes sense since the aforementioned GSSR only happens in New Years and anniversaries and the selection tickets have happened only like twice for 4☆ and once for 5☆.

  • @mars99
    @mars99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:41
    No no Keef, you can't say that word, the gacha -addict- association group doesn't like it when you diss their -drug- feel good juice

  • @roblite347
    @roblite347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was me when i heard mad people pulled Diluc on first couple tries and I’m $100 in with 5 fucking Barbara’s !!

  • @Vextalefromhell
    @Vextalefromhell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Genshin Impact: The Addiction Simulator

  • @kagekurasu3579
    @kagekurasu3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the sonic music, from that haunted level with knuckles good times

  • @migulofhearts
    @migulofhearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Why everyone on Twitter got em and I don’t have yet man.”
    I never felt something so hard.

  • @noirhelios
    @noirhelios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, reminds me of when I went hard for a character in Fire Emblem Heroes, still don’t have the character from back in spring of 2019. Ever since that moment, refused to spend that much on these games EVER again

    • @summerycast7936
      @summerycast7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Curious, what was the character you wanted?

    • @noirhelios
      @noirhelios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summerycast7936 Legendary Azura. She still alludes me to this day

  • @ridwana4037
    @ridwana4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:37
    This is going to be clipped, isn't it?

  • @roykalager2360
    @roykalager2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:43 Genshin Impact: I wish people send that much

  • @MidTierMistake
    @MidTierMistake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:16 Me whenever I summon on Dragon Ball Legends...

  • @Sonny2299
    @Sonny2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you get ninguangg on your first few pulls and get addicted😂

  • @YungxStar
    @YungxStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is a strangely accurate description of Genshin Impact, but like you know... yeah

  • @dolomaticus1180
    @dolomaticus1180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching a Keef vid is like a rollercoaster and a movie at the same time!!

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    People talking about companies like EA having "pay-to-win" games when 90% of the mobile gaming industry is LITERALLY just pay to win
    Some Examples:
    Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes
    Dragon Ball Legends
    Mighty Quest
    Call of Duty Mobile
    Super Mario Run (You literally have to pay 10 dollars to be able to play the full game)
    *WHY ARE WE ALLOWING THIS???!!!!*

    • @perspectiveotaku3438
      @perspectiveotaku3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All those mobile games are free besides Super Mario Run which isn't pay to win. The difference with EA is that you buy the game and still have to pay to win.
      Plus Super Mario Run isn't a free game and that's not ant-consumer.

    • @EyeZayUhArt
      @EyeZayUhArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont forget yugioh duel links and hearthstone and literally every trading card mobile game ever lmao its Because people keep spending money, they just want to win, and when u have a job its even worse because u have a steady income and the “i’ll make it back” mentality lol

    • @JJJustinSecondary
      @JJJustinSecondary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genshin isnt Pay to win though
      It doesnt even have PvP

    • @lyonsin2535
      @lyonsin2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EyeZayUhArt dude I have a job and I still haven't gave konami a single cent. I have spent money on LOR cause I generally like the boards and pets

    • @drexoslek2277
      @drexoslek2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see where your trying to go with this but it ain’t the same when you think about it

  • @lokeleenP
    @lokeleenP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I play free games all the time and the moment i get a screen to pay for something i uninstall the game and move on to next one

  • @michaelagreenjr85
    @michaelagreenjr85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Knuckle Beats. I love it

  • @ridwana4037
    @ridwana4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me, being a F2P player of FGO for 3 years: First time?

    • @ryanreyes5067
      @ryanreyes5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also me, being a mostly F2P player of FEH for 3 years:

    • @ralphjiandelacruz9593
      @ralphjiandelacruz9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope I get ssr before 3 years

    • @lastfatality
      @lastfatality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also play fgo and went bankrupt 5 times

    • @edboy5418
      @edboy5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FGO VETERAN TO A GACHA NOOB: Hey, That's hell you're walking into.

    • @ralphjiandelacruz9593
      @ralphjiandelacruz9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edboy5418 no this what you have forgotten.

  • @Marchizzle
    @Marchizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "On your first pull you get something good" yeah, I didn't get any characters at all.

    • @Sonny2299
      @Sonny2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you finally get a character (your profile pic)

  • @DatAsuna
    @DatAsuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "on your first pull you get something really amazing" Pfft, I fuckin' wish. xD My first 10 pull (not counting the noelle pack, cause she's guarunteed) was 10 crappy weapons.
    While it was cool they let us unlock barbara and xiangling without doing gacha, it is lame those were time limited events.

    • @Speedracer6
      @Speedracer6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbf. There is a way to get a guranteed good character at start if you're willing to put in the time. It's called rerolling.

    • @DatAsuna
      @DatAsuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Speedracer6 if it was just like deleting my save i would maybe, making a new account a million times is what made me go fuck no to that.

    • @Barret9559
      @Barret9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xiangling's is permanent actually.

    • @Sonny2299
      @Sonny2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got ningguang on my few first oulls

    • @twilightvulpine
      @twilightvulpine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Speedracer6 Making a bunch of accounts just to start with a good character is wack. It's not even a real game option.

  • @Silvermoon1k
    @Silvermoon1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how you still use Pumpkin Hill. Just so fitting for the way you do your skits.

  • @MaxCanonStunner
    @MaxCanonStunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is literally FIFA, madden and NBA 2k. They're gambling games with basketball and football mini game.

  • @AntHanma
    @AntHanma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m so happy for this man he’s come a long way keeps going man💪🏽❤️

  • @jennerial
    @jennerial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I can not take you to Las Vegas, I cant take you anywhere because you're just bad luck - you are an actual black cat" -nice pep talk

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's exactly how I feel trying to get Diluc

  • @AnointedFlow
    @AnointedFlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man hit him with the "Bitter Earth" song.

  • @purplegoldgloves6331
    @purplegoldgloves6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why everybody on Twitter got these characters" 😂