Woolie: HOW CAN YOU LIKE DONKEY KONG 64??? Cranky: Because my family was poor and we didn't have many games, so I enjoyed the ones I was fortunate enough to have Woolie: NO EXCUSE- NO COMPROMISE Woolie confirmed for hating poor people
Weird. That description Matt gave about Project Dream, the night time game where you could play as a boy or a girl, his description sounds a lot similar to the game 40 winks.
Creppycrankybritish friends play, a new Lp channel were three people who dont like each other play dreamcast games, shit on ps2 and build fences to keep away the wild woolies
Misaka Mikoto you can say that again, misaka-sama. i saw somebody in the comments joke about how pat would be leaving the channel and it scared me half to death! how dare they even speculate the zaibatsu could ever break up!
damian x I've really never understood this. They were always bad. It's just more consistent with Dan now, and Arin being as zany stupid as he wants. That said, any episode that doesn't have Ross trying to backseat game or be a dick, or doesn't have Ross, is an alright episode.
So far the guests that the Best Friends have brought to their videos/podcast have all been entertaining, Maximilian James Small and Cranky!!! Now I'm just waiting for the day we see a Plague feature...
mdr33crash You are completely right, I hate myself because I know I must have forgotten more people (I believe Dork Girl #? was in one of the early podcast episodes)
The new age of guest appearances has arrived. Drag Plague away from his rocking chair, and send someone to hunt down 2Snacks in the jungles of Brazil, cause the Best Friends Conglomerate continues to expand.
Woolie just inverted his Cranky Social Link. Only Chie remains positive...more like lying on its side, about to plummet into the Woolie hole, never to return.
So in the middle of this blast from the past, I came up with this for no real reason. Pat = Pearl Matt = Amethyst Woolie = Garnet Liam = Steven Plague = Onion
Out of all the McDonald's Playlands I went to as a kid, I only came across one that had a game console kiosk, and it wasn't an N64, *_it was a fucking CD-i_*.
Yo Woolie, just so we're clear, YOU are my favorite member of the Zaibatsu. But, if you keep talking shit about Donkey Kong 64 you and me are going to have a problem.
Ah, Banjo-Kazooie. The good old days of picking up a collectible and having a deep conversation with it. I wish it was still like that. "Hey, there, Soldier! I'm Abby the Airstrike! Use me to rain death upon your foes! Uh-huh!"
Wait... I remember Matt saying Cranky had them crazy long Greek names, so you have that, a Polish dude that's now joined the Pizza Pasta's, a bald Irish guy, a Canadian kid Hunter, Plague the American farm dude and the Woolie. What's next?
Oh, man, McDonalds Fun Kiosks. You were lucky enough to get a decent game in those, and even MORE lucky to get a functioning controller. And then, of course, you gotta deal with the brats who wanna play the game. And then their mothers telling you, "What are you doing here, you're way too old to be in the Playground area!" Then you start a fight with the parents, and then management would threaten to call the police if you didn't leave the restaurant. Little casuals wouldn't have even gotten past the title screen if I hadn't shown them.
Cranky seems to be the most upbeat and cheerful of the super best friend guests so far. I love it, Once we get plague then things shall be complete. Though with plague has gotta be just pat and plague, because there my OTP
I'll admit I'm not the biggest fan of the guests, but it does serve to show how the core zaibatsu have cultivated a knack for performing on the mic and sticks.
You know, Just like Matthew Mercer is to Troy Baker. If Liam was a voice actor, Cranky would be the guy to replace him if his schedule couldn't allow him to reprise a role.
As much as Mario 64 started 3d platformers mostly, RARE created a whole new franchise with so many improvements and refinements as a 3d platformer. Love Tooie as well.
Made it farther than game grumps did. I didn't even need to watch 7 parts to get this far either. I love this game though. Thanks for playing it. Also woolie, stop being bad and appreciate dk64 for being a decent game.
John Paul Pierce Actually little known fact is that Plague is the main character in hatred, and was the main developer as well. Only Plague could provide such quality products.
Ape Escape had some pretty good water effects for a PS1 game, actually it was a pretty awesome game all around, easily my favorite early 3D platformer.
I could never play Donkey Kong 64 or Banjo Kazooie because there was always some character that scared my tiny baby pants off. In Donkey Kong it was Lanky, who's basically an Eldritch Horror, and then in Banjo Kazooie, it was Mumbo Jumbo who's a 3rd degree burn victim with a giant skull mask. Just think about that for a minute. Mumbo Jumbo is something you'd find in Silent Hill.
DK64 actually translated lots of DKC elements into 3d quite well and other than the separate 100 bananas each, collecting wasn't in any way annoying in DK64 especially with how varied certain missions were using certain Kongs. Sure it's not as consistent as BK and BT but its still fun for me today.
Lately your timing has been great. Every time I sit down, sigh and check to see if there is something interesting to watch, bam, a new video! Please stop watching my house.
I have no idea why, but this game freaked me the fuck out when I was a little kid. I couldn't even be in the same room when my older brother was playing.
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Woolie: HOW CAN YOU LIKE DONKEY KONG 64???
Cranky: Because my family was poor and we didn't have many games, so I enjoyed the ones I was fortunate enough to have
Woolie: NO EXCUSE- NO COMPROMISE
Woolie confirmed for hating poor people
Weird. That description Matt gave about Project Dream, the night time game where you could play as a boy or a girl, his description sounds a lot similar to the game 40 winks.
googleygareth i loved 40 winks as a kid >3>
googleygareth One in the pink, 40 in the wink.
googleygareth I thought that too.
Kilberto Beardface Actually Project Dream was an RPG. It still amazes me how they turned an RPG into a 3D Platformer.
googleygareth Sounds like Nights into Dreams, actually. Because you *did* play as the un-powered boy or girl before you turned into Nights.
So when will Cranky, Plague, and James Small start their own LP channel?
Francis Farterburger I would be totally down for that.
Ben Rose I need it in my life. With special guest indonesianbob.
Francis Farterburger
Plague has or had finish a LP of Dark Souls
They should work with the Best Friends. The channel can be renamed "Chewie, Fuckface and the Swampass Brothers".
Creppycrankybritish friends play, a new Lp channel were three people who dont like each other play dreamcast games, shit on ps2 and build fences to keep away the wild woolies
CHANGE
IS
BAD
Misaka Mikoto you can say that again, misaka-sama. i saw somebody in the comments joke about how pat would be leaving the channel and it scared me half to death! how dare they even speculate the zaibatsu could ever break up!
guidetoanything Only in death you are allowed to leave the zaibatsu.
Misaka Mikoto you're here.
Is this the part where Pat leaves The Zaibatsu and everyone complains about it for 3 yrs? Then Plague and Cranky make a show called Game Wagon?
Pissed Players. A new game grumps if you will
A Slightly Perturbed Pikachu classy game grumps reference
***** When it comes to game channels... I picket.
damian x I've really never understood this. They were always bad. It's just more consistent with Dan now, and Arin being as zany stupid as he wants.
That said, any episode that doesn't have Ross trying to backseat game or be a dick, or doesn't have Ross, is an alright episode.
A Slightly Perturbed Pikachu And all that Plague and Cranky will play are Rune Factory and Harvest Moon
I don't know, you guys... This new guy sounds a bit cranky...
Tuschi I feel like you're constructing the wrong opinion about him...
At least he was an animated fellow
Tuschi i fucking hatelove all of you.
So far the guests that the Best Friends have brought to their videos/podcast have all been entertaining, Maximilian James Small and Cranky!!! Now I'm just waiting for the day we see a Plague feature...
Cesar Productions Welp, once he finishes that fence.
Cesar Productions don't forget about guy cihi
mdr33crash You are completely right, I hate myself because I know I must have forgotten more people (I believe Dork Girl #? was in one of the early podcast episodes)
Cesar Productions its ok man we all forget things
Cesar Productions She was in podcast #2
The new age of guest appearances has arrived. Drag Plague away from his rocking chair, and send someone to hunt down 2Snacks in the jungles of Brazil, cause the Best Friends Conglomerate continues to expand.
JMarsella9 He's a horse, he can't play games.
I am fully in support of this
JMarsella9 And then they surprise everyone by having ZONE as the next guess. It'll be great.
2Snacks is on a spiritual journey of self-discovery trying to pursue the definitive engine to render MLP shit.
Dragoknighte ZONE should never appear on camera. Reality would taint said blessed image.
Did Liam catch a cold?
***** Backward.
ChuckleFuck-Senpai Plague the Gripeless.
+Hanako Valentine reverse puberty....
I can't wait until 2Snacks is on Friday Night Fistacuffs to play Fighting is Magic :3
It took me a while to realize the third voice wasn't Liam finally hitting puberty.
They should just do an LP of this. I think the true believers would want that. Wouldn't they?
Hmm......You got my attention...
Robo-Brinks I knew I would buddy. :)
Robo-Brinks robo-chan how much of a true believer can i be? more than 1%?
slifer875 Impossible! More than 1% would make you a shin believer! No one can handle that amount of belief!
I don't particularly want it, but I'd still watch it.
Woolie just inverted his Cranky Social Link. Only Chie remains positive...more like lying on its side, about to plummet into the Woolie hole, never to return.
Banjo-Kazooie- Literally the equivalent of Pat riding on Woolie's back to save Liam.
So, there isn't a large difference between Liam and Cranky. Leading me to believe he's an evil clone that wasn't made correctly.
Plot twist: Liam is the evil clone.
Dragoknighte Plot Twist, they're both clones
GammaWolf99 Plot twist! They are actually twins! Cloned!
LIQUID!
So what you're saying is that Cranky is actually Warren Graham?
"Why is he not confirmed for smash?!" GUESS WHAT CRANKY
Donkey Kong 64 is awesome.
HOLY SHIT! This may just be THE hypest Mystery Box game yet to date!
***** I'd say Gotcha Force is a good contender.
***** Gotcha Force
***** Wrong, Gotcha Force.
***** That's a weird way to spell "Kameo".
So in the middle of this blast from the past, I came up with this for no real reason.
Pat = Pearl
Matt = Amethyst
Woolie = Garnet
Liam = Steven
Plague = Onion
Plague, you're next.
Out of all the McDonald's Playlands I went to as a kid, I only came across one that had a game console kiosk, and it wasn't an N64, *_it was a fucking CD-i_*.
Bro. That's nothing. My local had an abacus.
All the McDonald's around when I was a kid was all "What's a Playland?"
***** WINNER!
***** I think I only came across two of those in my life, and they both had Gamecubes, and they were both broken.
When is 2Snacks going to come out of his jungle and do an episode?
2snacks is still trapped in Woolie's jungle. He's stuck on vine-dreads trying to find the legendary Woolie Hole.
shadowruler7 I think he's busy doing mocap for Blanka in SFV
I wouldn't mind a full LP of this with yousa three.
Cranky is basically high-energy Liam.
It's great.
Yup.
It's amazing.
Some might even say, _fantastic._
And others might say...
PERFECT!
(That's Liam's catchphrase)
*****
Don't you mean...
PARFECT!
what you got, 8 out of 10? thats pretty good. i'd buy a game based on that.
you gotta go TENOUTATEN.
It'd be cool if they put a description riddle, so we can try to guess the game before the intro is over, like a fun little challenge.
My fondest and most vivid childhood memories were of playing Blast Corps and Toy Commander.
I need a Toy Commander remaster...
2019 - Banjo in Smash.
This episode brought to you by N64 nostalgia and the burning desire to see a picture of Hanako cosplaying as Mumbo. I approve.
We need Liam on the controls for a full LP of this!
I'm pushing Banjo-Kazooie for Summerslam!
Yo Woolie, just so we're clear, YOU are my favorite member of the Zaibatsu.
But, if you keep talking shit about Donkey Kong 64 you and me are going to have a problem.
Yoooo. Where's JonTron? He'd be goin nutzz.
ECH.
He should be too busy wih starcade.
Tsi Tsu 'Busy' with starcade
never ever
This really makes me want a Two Best Friends (Or Super Best Friends) play Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Ah, Banjo-Kazooie. The good old days of picking up a collectible and having a deep conversation with it. I wish it was still like that.
"Hey, there, Soldier! I'm Abby the Airstrike! Use me to rain death upon your foes! Uh-huh!"
Wait... I remember Matt saying Cranky had them crazy long Greek names, so you have that, a Polish dude that's now joined the Pizza Pasta's, a bald Irish guy, a Canadian kid Hunter, Plague the American farm dude and the Woolie. What's next?
***** And James small
Attache Case The Walking Dreamcast himself.
***** Don't raise my hype levels like that man, that's not fresh.
***** Does the pony-drawing brazillian count? Gotta mention dos--snackos.
Give Unto Caesar Yes, and I also forgot about that one Vietnamese dude driving the shame car, that was OBVIOUSLY James Small.
I thought liam was sick.
Haven't watched this yet. More Mystery Box. PLEASE. MAOR.
Banjo: I'm still rarelevant!
Microsoft: NOPE.
YES! This is like my favorite game! I love it to all sorts of bits.
It's true. I collected everything in DK64 about 10 years ago, and I haven't spoken to my mom since.
nuts and bolts was a neat concept tbh, it just had no business being a banjo kazooie game
"Cutscene-heavy"
Truly, Banjo-Kazooie is the MGS of video games.
Cranky's humor reminds me of old Best Friends. So Raw.
I love Canadian TH-camrs because they're the ones who bring up TeleToon... fuckin SESHED TeleToon SO MUCH
and YTV, which just reminds me of Bionix and how it will never come back...
dude this shit is my childhooooooood I remember Bionix, it was all the neatest stuff aeurghb;akjletnfdlkvn;lakerngdfvc
I saw the dragonfly and thought it was Spyro
they should do an LP of Spyro
I'm convinced any of the best friends' friends could easily become the 5th best friend.
JET FORCE GEMINI! Aww that's a throwback.
We NEED a "Super Guest Friends Play" section.
Be careful when you talk about Katawa Shoujo fellas, Liam might jump out of the vents.
That car alarm in the background at 16:50 made me look out the window to check out my car lol.
Oh, man, McDonalds Fun Kiosks. You were lucky enough to get a decent game in those, and even MORE lucky to get a functioning controller. And then, of course, you gotta deal with the brats who wanna play the game. And then their mothers telling you, "What are you doing here, you're way too old to be in the Playground area!" Then you start a fight with the parents, and then management would threaten to call the police if you didn't leave the restaurant.
Little casuals wouldn't have even gotten past the title screen if I hadn't shown them.
Can't wait for Cranky to animate this entire episode.
Cranky sounds like Liam constantly going through puberty.
YOOOO!!! Gyuh HUH!
Oh god those lovecraft jokes were killing me, nice job guys! Never played this game, you finally got me to actually watch the gameplay at least
one of my favorites. thank you guys for playing it, cant wait for Banjo Tooie!
Cranky seems to be the most upbeat and cheerful of the super best friend guests so far. I love it, Once we get plague then things shall be complete. Though with plague has gotta be just pat and plague, because there my OTP
I'll admit I'm not the biggest fan of the guests, but it does serve to show how the core zaibatsu have cultivated a knack for performing on the mic and sticks.
We need a Liam and Cranky show and a Pat and Plague show...
"Ha, he died in the sequel"
You're alright, Cranky.
that line that matt said at 17:45 was the best lol
I like just about everything in Banjo-Kazooie more than Mario 64. Story, characters, game world, gameplay, everything.
N64 doesn't need full voices. It has Wave Rush and Diggity Dog
"Hah! He dies in the sequel!"
CrankyCronky, 2015
7:40
oh, this wasn't recently recorded i guess...
;_;
Noticibly F.A.T. What, the Sakurai mention? It was Iwata that died, not Sakurai.
HillelTaco aw shit i fucked up
Noticibly F.A.T.
EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
globox123456789 THIS! IS! AWESOME! *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
Thanks for playing this guys
Devil's Hand did nothing wrong - Pat, 2015
Now all we need is to have Plague on and play Duck Simulator.
You know, Just like Matthew Mercer is to Troy Baker. If Liam was a voice actor, Cranky would be the guy to replace him if his schedule couldn't allow him to reprise a role.
That's not Vexx.
Nurse Valentine Or Kameo, or Akuji, or Shadowman, or any other games I used to play that I can think of.
I really enjoyed Cranky in this vid! More of him please.
This makes me want them to play one of the first spyro games.
Heeeyyy, 9:00:04 EST, you guys are pretty damn good at being on schedule
For fully voiced 64 games, anyone else think of Conkers bad fur day? Favorite song was the great mighty poo
5:00-5:07 I feel you Liam, i was in the same boat, thank you crash bandicoot T.T
I'm mostly shocked you guys had consoles in theaters
I never realize how strong 2snacks drew Pat's Eyebrows in the opening
As much as Mario 64 started 3d platformers mostly, RARE created a whole new franchise with so many improvements and refinements as a 3d platformer. Love Tooie as well.
Made it farther than game grumps did. I didn't even need to watch 7 parts to get this far either.
I love this game though. Thanks for playing it. Also woolie, stop being bad and appreciate dk64 for being a decent game.
I fucking love Cranky! He needs to do LP's on his own channel.
Notice me senpai...
Jack of Blades he does sometimes
I enjoyed Donkey Kong 64, but I was a child, and I never go to the point where you realize there are too many damn unlockables.
That moment when Banjo-Kazooie is old enough to be on Mystery Box ._.
Man, this was my childhood.
CrankyConstruct more like THE MOST ADORABLE PERSON IN THE WORLD
Next up: Pat Stares at Hatred, featuring Plague of Gripes
John Paul Pierce Actually little known fact is that Plague is the main character in hatred, and was the main developer as well. Only Plague could provide such quality products.
Ape Escape had some pretty good water effects for a PS1 game, actually it was a pretty awesome game all around, easily my favorite early 3D platformer.
at like 23 minutes I'm like "isn't that the goblin thing from the Gummy Bears cartoon"
I'm with James Small, Nuts & Bolts was fantastic.
I've been out of the loop so long that I thought Liam finally matured his voice. I didn't realize it wasn't Liam tho lol.
I could never play Donkey Kong 64 or Banjo Kazooie because there was always some character that scared my tiny baby pants off. In Donkey Kong it was Lanky, who's basically an Eldritch Horror, and then in Banjo Kazooie, it was Mumbo Jumbo who's a 3rd degree burn victim with a giant skull mask. Just think about that for a minute. Mumbo Jumbo is something you'd find in Silent Hill.
Holy shit, the box shat out a good game.
I'm so ready to watch them play Blast Corps.
DK64 actually translated lots of DKC elements into 3d quite well and other than the separate 100 bananas each, collecting wasn't in any way annoying in DK64 especially with how varied certain missions were using certain Kongs. Sure it's not as consistent as BK and BT but its still fun for me today.
Cranky sounds like a cool dude. Great guest decision.
God I wish they'd do a full LP of this and the Simpsons Hit & Run.
Lately your timing has been great. Every time I sit down, sigh and check to see if there is something interesting to watch, bam, a new video!
Please stop watching my house.
I have no idea why, but this game freaked me the fuck out when I was a little kid. I couldn't even be in the same room when my older brother was playing.
I actually love DK 64. And I can live with that.
Cranky Construct may or may not be Liam from another universe where he died his hair black.
Now we just need Plague!