Peter to Ethan: ''Great! Now hear this: Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood. The streets are not paved with gold they are paved with the carcasses of fucking imbecils like you who think they're gonna go there and make it. Pray you, avoid it. You get that? That was Shakespeare. Heard of him?!'' Ethan: "Yes I've heard of him, he's a famous pirate. And by the way, it's Shakesbeard." 😂😂😂 LOL
This was the funniest scene in the movie! I think Rober Downey Jr has a personality kinda like his character (i think) so it was easy for him in this role. He is also one of the best actors ive ever seen
My 2 favorite lines in this scene: "I have a broken arm. I have 3 cracked ribs. I have 7 stitches in my f****** armpit!" "If you fall asleep for ANY reason, other than the fact that you're in a bed and its night time, I will disembowel you!"
I feel like RDJ would win because he can pull off what looks like genuine irritation and make you tremble in your boots. Ryan Reynolds has a voice that has a lot of charm, but too much charm to be seen as intimidating.
I never realized it before this movie, but Robert and Zach are a perfect comedic pair. The types of personalities they excel at portraying (hot tempered smart ass and lovable moron) are polar opposites and subsequently make comedy gold together.
8 years later and my friend and I still randomly say 'I despite who you are on a cellular level' and "I will disembowel you,' hand motion and all :) Epic scene!!!
@@connorbivens2629 Holy hell... Do you really have to find ways to make everything about race? Even a funny movie? Fucking hell. People like you should be used as examples during arguments supporting mass sterilization. No sense of humour whatsoever
When really think about it, this movie is basically a what if Tony Stark/Iron Man met Alan Garner. Jamie Foxx character is basically James Rhodes/War Machine and Peter’s wife is basically Pepper Potts.
-If you fall asleep for A-N-Y reason I will disembowl you and third if you are allergic to waffles, dont eat waffles! -Then dont take me to a waffle house! -Shut up! Hahahhahah gotta love robert downey jr!!♥
I watched this tonight. When he spit in that dogs face I'm telling yall I laughed so fuckin hard my wife thought I was gonna need medical attention 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fam, when he spit on the dog.. 🤦🏾♂️ That’s one of the funniest scenes in the history of anything. 😂 I literally couldn’t breath from laughing so hard the first time I seen this. I actually had to leave the room and compose myself.
I despise who you are at a cellular level. -I've heard that before. No one who calls themselves Hollywood, has ever made it in Hollywood. -that's a new one! This is one of my favorite movies and movie scenes of all movies
My worst nightmare is that I would meet Robert and say something wrong, and then he'd be this mad at me.... Jeeze I can't even imagine how sh!tty I would feel...
David Shultz Stern, uptight businessman on an important trip gets stuck with silly fat guy who always messes things up, and in the end they realize the importance of friendship and stuff. The only thing missing is RDJ getting hit in the balls.
3:11 "what?! FUCK YOU!" 3:53 "hand me that dog, I will rip it in half" This made me laugh so hard, Robert Downey Jr. was hilarious in this movie and Tropic Thunder
"Okay I've calmed down a bit" "Are you ready to apologize ?" "WHAT ?! FUCK YOU !" Lmao. Edit: "And if you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles" "Then don't take me to a waffle house" "Shut up" This scene is the absolute best.
when he spit on the dog and when Downey was like "WHAT?! FUCK YOU!!!" both individually had me laughing in tears. I felt like I was gonna die laughing with with the two just a couple minutes apart. :)
Lmfao!!! " no no nope! if you hand me that dog I will rrrip it in half!!" Omfg! I am crying laughing right now I have never heard anything like that my life!! lmao :-D
This was the funniest part of the whole movie! And Trust me this movie had a lot of funny parts in it! I've never seen anybody spit in a dog's face in the movies ever! Lol it was hilarious! Totally wasn't expecting that one!
"I despise who you are at a cellular level."
"Okay. I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it."
tchesh that's my favorite part of the whole movie 😂
😂😂😂😂
Peter to Ethan: ''Great! Now hear this: Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood. The streets are not paved with gold they are paved with the carcasses of fucking imbecils like you who think they're gonna go there and make it. Pray you, avoid it. You get that? That was Shakespeare. Heard of him?!'' Ethan: "Yes I've heard of him, he's a famous pirate. And by the way, it's Shakesbeard." 😂😂😂 LOL
The dude knows how to deal with criticism lmao
XD
Seriously, Robert Downey Jr. needs to do more R-Rated comedies, this and Tropic Thunder, he's just great in.
and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
@@kurtjetson1284 just about to say that lol one of my all time favorite coms. nice guys has a very similar vibe
Robert Downey Jr reminds me of March 1998.
YESS YESS
The Judge is rated R too
I almost pissed myself in theaters during this scene...absolutely hilarious.
"Groundhog Day" (1993) is a better comedy film.... ;-)
@@johnstriker480 No
It's the best scene in the movie 🤣🤣
This dog came with mobile plan which includes loud speaker
@@johnstriker480 I disagree
How Stark should've spoken to Rogers in Civil War
yes
The Exiled Draco Steve wouldve been like "Language!"
The Exiled Draco
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can totally imagine it in my head right now! ROFL!
Including Tony stark spitting on sonny?!?!?!
It is reminiscent of his speech in Endgame
Damn that acting, Robert Downey Jr. has some skills
Watch his movie Chaplin
Watch his movie Tropic Thunder
Iron man
"Hand me that dog and I'll rip it in half.' LMAO
Mike Merrill
“You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.”
*Gasps* "I have never, in all of my 23 years.." omg i'm dead
Lizi T *gasp
مرحبا
اخبارك
“If your allergic to waffles dont eat waffles” 😂😂
Arvis Then don’t take me to a Waffle House !!
TG II SHUT UP!
Just because it's a waffle house Ethan doesn't mean that's all they serve... what a fucking imbecile.
@@bestn8ivealive1 Relax
@@farranasution4068 It was a quote from this scene lol
"Nobody who calls themselves Hollywood has ever MADE IT...in Hollywood." Truer words have never been said. 💯
Like hulk hogan who didn't succes in Hollywood
Spitting at the dog, and when he punched the kid earlier killed me with this movie!
Downey: Okay, I've calm down a bit.
Ethan: You ready to apologize?
Downey: What?! FUCK YOU!!! Let's go.
LMAO. Downey is so hilarious in this scene.
Hand me that dog I will rip it in half!
Yo that part had me dying😂😂
I loved this part so much I made it my ringtone
Jamie Foxx whispering RELAAAX while Robert is about to have a meltdown KILLS me!!!
I love this scene🤣
This movie is pure gold !!!! ...I dont know why the imdb ratings are low though
I gave it an eighth, such a fun movie
That is probably the problem. You should have given it an eight. An eighth is less than 1.
Kale Haluptzok Hey, I’M the smartass around here.
Because it sucks, 6.5 is too high for this shit, RDJ is the only thing good is this shit, for that, 4 is enough
@Jason Everill I mean I also laughed but... I probably shouldn't have
You spat in the dogs face
-I did? God damn it.
Best part haha
This was the funniest scene in the movie! I think Rober Downey Jr has a personality kinda like his character (i think) so it was easy for him in this role. He is also one of the best actors ive ever seen
+shair00 It's hard to imagine the roles were not written specifically for the two of them...they're perfect.
RDJ is arrogant but he is it in a way that makes people love him even more. 😍
Lies again? Lousy Actor
@@NazriB by all means, wash the grease off your hands and enlighten us.
Thank you tony
"Ready to apologize?"
"Apologize? FUCK YOU!" LMAO! RDJ is hilarious!
“Hold Sunny”
“NOPE.. Hand me that dog I will rip it in half”
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I HAVE NEVER. IN ALL OF MY 23 YEARS.
Im 34 n i still say this
Me: "You don't look 23, more like 43." LOL
Vinny M 😂😂😂
AHAHA
Lmfaoooooo love that part
I had never laughed so hard at the movies until I saw him spitting the dog
+Manny57438 You bat faced piece of shit XD
Lmao i forgot he did that shit 😂
Same got 💀 asf😂😂
I laughed more :$
I really laughed at it. Also Ethan's gasp and reaction was damn priceless.
That was Shakespear YOU HEARD OF HIM!?!?!?
Yeah i've heard of him he was a famous pirate xD
M NM Shakes-BEARD!
XD
when his friend came, he should have started with "this guy slept at the wheel and almost got me killed" 😂😂
3:12 When the teacher gives you Homework for the whole summer...
Tell me about it...
Fax 💯
3:09 when you’re ready to say sorry for being mad because she’s mad at someone else and she wants to be petty
"Are you ready to aplogize?"
"What?! Fuck you!"
I've had this conversation :D
It's funny because he feels obligated to apologies, but the other guy acts like such an entilted prick, that it pisses him off even more.
this scene never gets old...Sunny had no idea what was coming...lmao!
😂
Ethan: "I HAVE NEVER...... IN ALL OF MY 23 YEARSSSS...."
Peter: "WELL GET USED TO IT!"
🤣🤣🤣
My 2 favorite lines in this scene:
"I have a broken arm. I have 3 cracked ribs. I have 7 stitches in my f****** armpit!"
"If you fall asleep for ANY reason, other than the fact that you're in a bed and its night time, I will disembowel you!"
Mine is "and sunny you'll be missed you bat faced peace of sh*t ! " God the delivery was strong in this one
When he spit on Sunny I just could not stop laughing!
Robert Downey Jr, along with Ryan Reynolds, is a master of insults. I'd love to see a diss off contest between the two of them.
That would just be amazing lol, someone needs to get them to do that 😂
I feel like RDJ would win because he can pull off what looks like genuine irritation and make you tremble in your boots. Ryan Reynolds has a voice that has a lot of charm, but too much charm to be seen as intimidating.
Deadpool vs iron man
YES!! 💯
Throw Jason Bateman in there too 😂
"no one who calls themselves hollywood...HAS EVER MADE IT IN HOLLYWOOD!!" honestly though, rdj is the best actor to be giving this advice bahahah
this scene is amazing!!! great acting by Robert!
I never realized it before this movie, but Robert and Zach are a perfect comedic pair. The types of personalities they excel at portraying (hot tempered smart ass and lovable moron) are polar opposites and subsequently make comedy gold together.
U still alive after 11 years bro?
only on the outside @@edgy_boi3455
And the nominee for the best "FUCK YOU!!!" ever uttered goes to Robert Downey Jr!
So hilarious! !
Robert Downey Jr sells his anger in the scene with such comedic timing
"If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles"
"THEN DON'T TAKE ME TO A WAFFLE HOUSE!"
Bahahahaha!
"First of all, I'm sorry that I spat on Sunny. I have no recollection of that, whatsoever."
Hahahahah!! XD
That's just the funniest shit EVER!
This scene is beautiful-clearly the best in the movie.
Agreed!
He spit hard as hell and the walk had me cracking up
8 years later and my friend and I still randomly say 'I despite who you are on a cellular level' and "I will disembowel you,' hand motion and all :) Epic scene!!!
Iron Man and Electro are Bros?
I love how this whole movie is basically RDJ being Tony Stark just with more F bombs
DBZD what do you mean by F boom basically
Shashwat Singh how old are you, and where are you from?
@@shashwatsingh9092 F bombs basically means f*ck.
@@farranasution4068 means fuck
@@DBZSeanzie i m 15 and i from india
Ready to apologize? "WHAT??? F@#$#K YOUU!!! jajaj he really looks like he had it! jaja great scene.
I have never, In all of my 23 years 😂😂😂
This Iron Man deleted scene is hillarious! 😂😂😂
“You need to make it right.”
Hours later: “Get him out!” “Get him out. “
“The dog...the beard...get him out. “
He drank ashes of course he wanted him to get out
His name is Jamie Foxx racist
Don't hate him cause he's racist just block
@@connorbivens2629 Holy hell... Do you really have to find ways to make everything about race? Even a funny movie? Fucking hell. People like you should be used as examples during arguments supporting mass sterilization. No sense of humour whatsoever
*8 Minutes
"Okay, I've calmed down a bit"
"Your ready to apologize?"
"WHAT! FUCK YOU! Let's go"
lol I love that part
3:09
3:11 WHAT F U! 😂😂😂
LOL 😆🤣
I DESPISE WHO YOU ARE ON A CELLULAR LEVEL.
That was so damn funny😆😆😆😆
Ok, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.
Thats a cellular call
"You ready to apologize?"
"What?!, Fuck YOU!"
LOL!!
This movie should have been called "How to piss off IronMan"
These two have the greatest chemistry. I need them to make more comedy movies.
I'm so glad that the best parts of this are on youtube
He called him Debarge!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lmao I died when he said "you better check yourself before you wreck yourself"
Ice cube lyric LOL
Lesson number one folks: Don't ever piss off Iron Man.
A CRIMINALLY underrated comedy.
When really think about it, this movie is basically a what if Tony Stark/Iron Man met Alan Garner. Jamie Foxx character is basically James Rhodes/War Machine and Peter’s wife is basically Pepper Potts.
-If you fall asleep for A-N-Y reason I will disembowl you and third if you are allergic to waffles, dont eat waffles!
-Then dont take me to a waffle house!
-Shut up!
Hahahhahah gotta love robert downey jr!!♥
Nicky Arv 😂
Look at that strut! Hahaha
That pompous walk was a dead giveaway that this guy was going to act entilted for an apology, thus, making Robert Downey Jr angrier.
What a response to give to someone being upset at you spitting at their dog. "Yea well get used to it..." 😂
I HAVE NEVER! IN ALL OF MY 23 YEARS!!!😂😂😂😂😂
That killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched this tonight. When he spit in that dogs face I'm telling yall I laughed so fuckin hard my wife thought I was gonna need medical attention 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idk why but the way he said, "then don't take me to a wafflehouse", I just burst into laughter 😂😂😂😂...he really looks like a bear LOL
"hand me that dog and I will RIP it in half"
Lol
Fam, when he spit on the dog.. 🤦🏾♂️ That’s one of the funniest scenes in the history of anything. 😂 I literally couldn’t breath from laughing so hard the first time I seen this. I actually had to leave the room and compose myself.
I have never....In my 23 years! Haahaha....
fukin brilliant movie
nah, "groundhog day" is better
Lacks the heart of "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles" (1987)
Captain America disapproves of your foul language
Tony Stark: Okay, I've calm down a bit.Steve Rogers: You ready to apologize?Tony stark: What?! FUCK YOU!!! Let's go
nope! If you hand me that dog, I will rip it in half!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
he deserves an award for best actor ever
"Hand me that dog I will rip it in half" LMAO spit my drink out
you better check your self before you wreck your self ahhahahahahha best movie ever
I despise who you are at a cellular level.
-I've heard that before.
No one who calls themselves Hollywood, has ever made it in Hollywood.
-that's a new one!
This is one of my favorite movies and movie scenes of all movies
The greatest super heroes are the funniest ones! IRON MAN!!!
No matter how many times I see this seen but when he spit in that dog face,I literally burst into tears 😂😂😂😂
My worst nightmare is that I would meet Robert and say something wrong, and then he'd be this mad at me....
Jeeze I can't even imagine how sh!tty I would feel...
“Hi Mr RDJ I’m a big fan just wanted to see if you could sign my autograph”
“What? Fuck you”
WackyTabakee that fuck you by RDJ was fucking hilarious. You felt the emotion there lmao
@@kellogscornflakes2430 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how RDJ doesn’t do these type of comedies very often so it makes it even better when he does do it
I liked this movie better when it was called planes, trains, and automobiles.
David Shultz Stern, uptight businessman on an important trip gets stuck with silly fat guy who always messes things up, and in the end they realize the importance of friendship and stuff. The only thing missing is RDJ getting hit in the balls.
both equally amazing
+Steven Zayas this is funnier than Planes Trains and Automobiles.
3:11 "what?! FUCK YOU!"
3:53 "hand me that dog, I will rip it in half"
This made me laugh so hard, Robert Downey Jr. was hilarious in this movie and Tropic Thunder
"that was shakespeare, heard of him?!?!?!? "
""of course i have hes a famous pirate, and its SHAKESBEARD""
This movie is one of my favourite comedies. Shakesbeard...I just can't.
I can't stop laughing at that spit LOOOOOOOOL
That was probably the greatest moment in TV history. I could not stop laughing.
the performance of robert in this movie it is spectacular, zack he also did very well, beautiful duo
Jamie was good man told him to fix it.
The entire movie got me dying with laughter
"Okay I've calmed down a bit"
"Are you ready to apologize ?"
"WHAT ?! FUCK YOU !"
Lmao.
Edit: "And if you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles"
"Then don't take me to a waffle house"
"Shut up"
This scene is the absolute best.
"Okay I've calmed down a bit."
"You ready to apologize?"
"WHAT?! FUCK YOU!!"
that's the meanest fuck you I've heard😂😂
😂😂 when I watched this in the cinema I actually choked on my drink at this scene, fucking hilarious
when he spit on the dog and when Downey was like "WHAT?! FUCK YOU!!!" both individually had me laughing in tears. I felt like I was gonna die laughing with with the two just a couple minutes apart. :)
I seriously had tears in my eyes I was laughing so damn hard at this part. Almost fell off my f'n couch!
I'm watching the movie and just saw this part!!! I'm crying!!!!
Eddie: Okay, I calmed down a bit.
Porsha: You ready to apologize?
Eddie: What? Screw you!
Lmfao!!! " no no nope! if you hand me that dog I will rrrip it in half!!" Omfg! I am crying laughing right now I have never heard anything like that my life!! lmao :-D
Poor sony... injured in accident, got spitted coz 2 men fight.
😭😢
Ik I'm going to hell for laughing but that was pretty funny when he spat on sony
*"That was Shakespeare. Heard of him?!'' Ethan: Yes I've heard of him, he's a famous pirate. And by the way, it's Shakesbeard."*
He looks sad as shit. LMAO
😂😂😂😭😭😂😂I was going through these comments to see if somebody thought that was the funniest part of the scene like I did!
Yes I heard of him -- he's a famous pirate! 😂🤣🤣 lol
I just saw this movie tonight.. Funniest movie i saw in a long time
This was the funniest part of the whole movie! And Trust me this movie had a lot of funny parts in it! I've never seen anybody spit in a dog's face in the movies ever! Lol it was hilarious! Totally wasn't expecting that one!
While I didn't think it was funny seeing Peter spitting on the dog but the way Ethan reacted to it was hilarious.
This movie is amazing. Freaking love it. Downey is an amazing actor. So is Zack. They are both amazing together. Made me laugh, think, and cry.
I JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE HE INSULTS THE DOG AND SPITS OHMYGOD IM CRYING
This movie had my ass blast off in the entire room laughing when i first watched it
lolol such a great movie and RDJ is brilliant as always... love him