*Norway is currently wanting to name the whale* (seriously). Some suggestions are: - Whaledimir Squirtin' -Whaledemort (It's white & no nose) - Joseph Whalin etc..
Russians had dolphins trained to swim alongisde submarines with bombs attached to them. They also tried that with dogs and tanks but the dogs would get scared of the tanks and then run back in the trench detonating there xd
For anyone curious about the ruler: This is called a rolling shutter artifact. Your phone's camera sensor scans pixels from top to bottom. This happens very fast, but if there's a fast-moving object (like a wiggling ruler) it'll distort with a "jello" effect.
Jake Paul If you L1K3 This comment and zuß to me your mom will live forever and you crush will ask you out 😉 I’ll zuß to everyone who zußs to me :)-) 5k grind 😉
3:00 That reminds me of that pencil trick where you hold the pencil at the edge near the eraser and just "wiggle" it, and it looks like it became jelly.
I think he tried to flush and also stand on Mercury? Organic Mercury vs metal are very different things. Just 1 drop off organic will lead to a slow brain death. PS : th-cam.com/video/NJ7M01jV058/w-d-xo.html That's a clip from chubbyemu's explanation of a lab tech that spilt dimethyl Mercury on gloved hands.
😤 I just tried the Thanos Google search on my iPad (although in its defence I had a feeling it wouldn't work, I've got the first iPad) and that crap didn't work!😤 It sent me to IMDb and rotten tomatoes, etc as soon as I clicked!😤
@@Tazerboy_10 i think his random experiments is the best stuff, like trying to flush mercury, or making gunpowder from his urine. Random shit that makes u curious
1980: we'll have flying cars in the future Future: horse drifting Wow! I never knew that an old meme would get so many likes thanks! And have a good day
Omg the thanos one actually work on mobile phones.. 🤣 Oh wait it uses time stone to rewind(bruuuh) a little hidden things about Google that Imma show my friend 🤣
The dog actually ran till it found a trash can and threw the camera inside! It was so hilarious Sadly the full video was removed because the owner was pissed
You made my day a lot more than a little better thanks I watch one of your videos before I go to sleep every night and I just sleep better so thank you so much
Just imagine a dolphin speaking Russian, holding a Degtyaryov Machine Gun in one hand and Vodka on the other and kicking your door open ON LAND Edit: Boom. New Gun
@@Lyf4rMusic people have drank mercury without dying. It's dangerous but not as dangerous as people make it out to be. You won't die instantly, it'll take a long time for the effects to take place.
STEALING MY OWNERS CAMERA FOR MY VLOG (GONE WRONG) | Episode 298
Tobias :P yeah just delete that
Nacho Josh *DON’T WATCH AT 3am*
David Dobrik...xD
(IMPREGNATED CAMERA) (GOT AN F ON A MATH TEST) (MOTO MOTO LIKES ME)
CAPS AHHHHH!!! 😂 😂
2:30 that’s just Google protecting us from End Game spoilers
But if you press the gauntlet again all the links will come back
@@whyisthisathing2758 Yep The Time Stone Does The Job
Wikipedia has all the spoilers.
@@Perktube1 Yay I Love Spoilers (Sarcasm)
Thank you so much google
*This is Agent Orca of the F.S.I We're on the chase of a dolphin suspected to be hoarding pufferfish*
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 XD
this is what i imagine what they were training whales and dolphins for
Lol pufferfish is the equivalent of weed for dolphins after all
Wait- it's a beluga tho
r/wooshhh me if you'd like
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 its a beluga whale
The dog stealing the camera is the best thing ive seen in a long time
Yo whats up hooman welcome to my face reveal
That dog who stole the camera is like a professional parkourist
Have you ever seen a dog with the zoomies? This is an every day thing for my dog lol.
@@Shredderof_POWDA zoomies, what’s that?
@@some1behindthescreen535 the unexplainable need to run around at high speeds for no particular reason. This can happen at any time of day or night.
@@coacobird lol it happens with my cousins cat but mainly late at night
Ya my dog does that and then when he gets downstairs he runs like 40mph lol
FBI OPEN UP!!
*_*Whale crashes through window_**
Aephesilon lmfao
Underrated comment 😂🙌🏼
Thanks man, that made me laugh
*KGB
Lol can happen if the dolphin is covered in water edibles
what i learned from this video: dolphins work for the government and thanos is skynet
and that dogs are making vlogs
and hogs makes clogs
and that if we ever go to a planet with liquid mercury oceans, we need iron boats
Beluga whale
Beluga whale
The next video will be about government that work for the whales
Hoytuxjzkdicic
Oh dear
I HOPE SO 🤣
When you're early and try to think of a joke but it turns out as shitty
@Slic Clic wtf so true hahaha XD
"ey. Got the goods?"
"Fo' sure Man. Lemme see the money"
*Water sounds*
"SHIT! DOLPHINS!"
Lmao this is underrated
This is funny.
@@wheatley7083 i think people doesn't get the joke lol
@@Slimmy21 Are they talking about.. dxugs?
@@flowerx8973 yes, imagine some guys tryna sell some goods, and the police shows up. Instead it's dolphins
The dog stealing the camera adds a whole new prospective on lifel
He's making a vlog to dogTube
Life*
Literally, it litteraly shows the perspective of if you were being helt by a dog.
*Norway is currently wanting to name the whale* (seriously).
Some suggestions are:
- Whaledimir Squirtin'
-Whaledemort (It's white & no nose)
- Joseph Whalin
etc..
Loffa Good
You mean the whale?
Loffa Good YES. THIS.
Norway just went from 5 to 3 in my list of fav countries
Joseph whalin is a good name
Joseph Whalin is a good name (2)
Do you ever start an international conflict by removing a dolphin harness
Heavily underrated comment
I have
Geo Dude same
Whale*
Everyday
Fun fact: The spy whale's name is Hvaldimir a combination of the Norwegian word for whale and Vladimir.
He is also a spy in Ukraine(no joke i hope people in Ukraine survive)
@@SexLuthor nah bro, we’re good. We are winning only because whales are on our side :)
@@rodionzaburmekha7013 NICE
He protecc
He attacc
Bus most importantly
He won’t give you your camera bacc
L-O-L-I
Is this legal?
*Bus*
No one gonna talk about the fact that the skier pulled off a double high five while doing some crazy spinnie flip?!
Yeah but have you heard the beluga whales work for Russian goverment?
I wonder how he stops moving if he lands backwards at that speed
No one gonna mention how Superman came up when he searched thanos?!
@@dipperz no one gonna mention that trampoline flippy thing?
“Crazy spinnie flip” -Good Vibes
Jake Paul: I’m the king of VLOG
Dog: Hold My leash
lel
KeK
Who let the dogs out?!!
it me m yt stop you fckn furry
@@colorfulgoats1999 I'm not a furry😭
I wonder who’s just got a tub of liquid Mercury lying around and decides hey you know I always wanted to make an anvil float
Good ol' Cody from Cody's Lab.
He also stood on top of the mercury in the tub :>
@@turtamo mercury mine
Well, they probably either heard of it or knew that it would float and decided to test it out.
Probably not random...
0:39 when you reach level 2 bonding with your horse on Red Dead Redemption 2
or full bonding with D-Horse in MGSV
True
Lord Dracula me
Level 3 bonding
@@AstralqueEpoch level 2 for me R* game is messed up lol
*Thanos snaps fingers*
Perfectly balanced as all google searches should be.
Thanos did it he wipe 50% of my google history
If you want to get rid of your google searches you know what to do...
*snaps all the ads away
@@ZArtifiziert lol
I saw this post right after the thanos one
Watched Aquaman movie today, and suddenly there is news about whale with harness.
चौकीदार झोरो omo your name🤣
@@asmitashrestha6257 omg your name. You must be sad
Same😂
@@asmitashrestha6257 weeb
Very moist
Imagine chilling in a kayak(or whatever they were in) and a Russian trained beluga whale just rolls up
You try pet it and it pulls some of that speznaz shit on you
@@npc6817 exactly. And you’re never found again
I don't have to imagine it it's in a video
@@eglol No, that's not in the video. Western media bull**** never ceases to amaze🤣
OHHH. It's in _A_ video, not this one. Easy confusion.@@mottedreissig7874
*_And here I thought the squirrels were working for the government._*
Phinehas Maximus No, no, the squirrels are our rulers. Just don't let on that you can understand them.
@@XalphYT or else you have to pack all your shit up and move to a new reality
The birds are too
Givernment surveillance drones
Oh crap you guys noticed to?
Lol
Aliens: let's see how Earth is doing
Dolpihns working for the goverment
Aliens:....... *SPEECHLESS*
Speechless*
have you seen/read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?^^
@@MSRooky350z read it
Suprise pikachu face
Russians had dolphins trained to swim alongisde submarines with bombs attached to them. They also tried that with dogs and tanks but the dogs would get scared of the tanks and then run back in the trench detonating there xd
That Thanos Easter Egg was quite amazing
I tried it
Well done google
Infinitive Masti 007 yea I tried it it was amazing
Infinitive Masti 007 same it’s really cool then you just have to press it again and they come back
Look up askew
Same
And half of the searches disappear
For anyone curious about the ruler:
This is called a rolling shutter artifact. Your phone's camera sensor scans pixels from top to bottom. This happens very fast, but if there's a fast-moving object (like a wiggling ruler) it'll distort with a "jello" effect.
Whale for the military? As far as i know, it's SEAL for the military.
AHHHHHHHHH
Team Whale Six
Alvin Mulia badum dum!
but what kind of military purposes?😳
Flex seal
I love how that my Daily Dose of Internet conveniently comes with a cute puppy chaser almost every time. 💙
agreed
“In America you track dolphins”
IN SOVIET RUSSIA “DOLPHIN TRACK YOU!”
Normie
@@08bonnsa bruh
Top quality comment
I unintentionally read the last line with a Russian accent... how funny...
@@cevs3123 I meaaaaaan 😂 If thats not how we all read we shouldnt
I love the pure excitement and joy in the dogs eyes.
That whale is a true comrade that would help out his fellow human comrades whenever help is needed.
They were used to sink Ships
ok
Stop commenting
*dolphin
@Ryle RenoblasThey are used to find mines and human divers. They are never used as weapons.
What if the government used..
*Navy seals?*
CringeFire9 [HELP ME I CANT CHANGE MY PFP] lmao bruh
Believe it or not but they actually are training navy seals
*message from iluminati* STAY RIGHT THERE
Look up "russian navy seals" it is mostly for an audience but they can disable mines and salute.
This Joke is terrible, i love it
That dog is the best vlogger of the century
No, the best vlogger that will ever exist.
*doggo
Second to pewdiepie you mean
@@nsj9509 nope the best vlogger this earth has ever seen
Sophia A Weirdo
is that not the same thing? or am i confused on the history of vlogs.
@@AP-ri8we ok fine, just as good as pewdiepie XD
3:06 wow thats a cool effect
"It will only work if you record vertically"
" *HELL NAH* "
Horse: *fails to fall*
Physics: Am I a joke to you?
1:25 Oh wow that’s a really interesting perspective to see a dog running
doggos
3:20 the dog looks like the pea guy from plants vs zombies
Penis shooter
OOPS AUTO CORRECT
@@bhhhhhhhhhyes8036 AYO
@@bhhhhhhhhhyes8036 LMAO NOT PP SHOOTER
LMAO
Thumbnail: *My mom persuading me to get out of bed for school*
This needs more likes😂
😂😂😂
I see you got cody to agree to be in your video. Awesome!
c:
Just imagine hearing FBI OPEN UP and going out to sea that it was a whale...
J'Den suadwa
Hah
Going out to *sea*
Hyehyehye
J'Den suadwa I sea what you did there
haha i sea what you did there
Haha
Jake Paul
If you L1K3 This comment and zuß to me your mom will live forever and you crush will ask you out 😉
I’ll zuß to everyone who zußs to me :)-)
5k grind 😉
This is the only guy who when he says "hope u learned something new" that I actually learned something new
I’ve spotted the humans
Cyka blyat he took my harness!
Oh, he gave me food, thank you
Mission failed, will get me next time.
Kazoo remember no Russian
3:00 That reminds me of that pencil trick where you hold the pencil at the edge near the eraser and just "wiggle" it, and it looks like it became jelly.
Boy... those were the good times, aren't they?
Doing the trick to kids who haven't seen it, is pretty wholesome.
@Agent 33
Yep
I remember that even though im still in grade 4 (gonna be grade 5 in june)
John Godfrey Malig I’m not the only one!!!
Legend says the dog still has the camera
Nice👌
Pog
No, the owners say
1:17
So is no one gonna talk about this?
Exactly it was soo cool😎!
@@joshuapere997 exactly
Exactly
I have seen to many stunts in youtube this no longer surprise me
@@Itsbully06 can you stop blocking the halls all the time :V
1:30
Owner: Hey! What are you doing?
Dog: I'm just vlogging
:D
You deserve your like
-Dog with a Vlog-
Cute doggo xD
Vloggo
i am your 500th like buy meh vbucks!!!!!
XD
Codyslabs video was great. I saw it a few years ago when he uploaded it.
As soon as I saw it I was like "Oh my god, it's Cody!"
@@AshernCaelia Same!
I think he tried to flush and also stand on Mercury?
Organic Mercury vs metal are very different things. Just 1 drop off organic will lead to a slow brain death.
PS : th-cam.com/video/NJ7M01jV058/w-d-xo.html
That's a clip from chubbyemu's explanation of a lab tech that spilt dimethyl Mercury on gloved hands.
Fun fact for the Google Thanos:
If you click again, it will use the time stone and bring back the tabs that faded!
That really happens?
😤 I just tried the Thanos Google search on my iPad (although in its defence I had a feeling it wouldn't work, I've got the first iPad) and that crap didn't work!😤 It sent me to IMDb and rotten tomatoes, etc as soon as I clicked!😤
No Chill worked on my phone you have to use google even tho I have a iPhone just download google and use that
Imperal Japan you can just use safari I have an iPhone to and it works
@Potato With 10K subscribers? THANKS AHAHHAHAHA
"The dog holding the cam was the best one for me" ☺️ "Local potato happy today"
the anvil video was from a channel called Cody'sLab
i love that guy
Nice. Science channel, right??
@Dacia Sandero guys 😂
Are you a guest? Please reply!
An Extraordinary Person With No Life TM
Me ?
@@user-cl3gz9ey1w no, the person who commented this
Next episode: *TEACHING PIGS HOW TO FLY FOR MILITARY PURPOSE*
Pakistani army project
They actually did that back in the medieval ages
@@crinklecrumpfets234 lol
India already tried that with abinandan ......
Pigs on the wing
Episode 63 // Stealing my owner's camera *Got caught*
Episode 64 // Im working on UPS
The Riddler Stolen comment
Boi
3:18 OMG just realized that its *Dalgom and Lisa* 😂
Yes...
Cody's Lab is a brilliant channel, always brilliant nerdy content by someone who knows his stuff
I will occasionally watch his videos because he has a strong background in chemistry...
@@Tazerboy_10 i think his random experiments is the best stuff, like trying to flush mercury, or making gunpowder from his urine. Random shit that makes u curious
Cody is invincible his only Kryptonite is butter
@@infamoussky22 butter is kryptonite to anyone with high cholesterol
1980: we'll have flying cars in the future
Future: horse drifting
Wow! I never knew that an old meme would get so many likes thanks!
And have a good day
and spy whales
That's more like a wheelie.
@@levesteM the horse drifting is probably older than 1980 :P
Even better
Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo overused joke so it’s not even funny
1:14 How to crack your head open, home edition.
so true
DIY
Sooner or later ALL of these end with somebody crying/hospital or ded.
@@JakobatHeart 😂🤣
U
1:26
DOG: I will do Vlogging, nobody can stop me!
Girlfriend: “What do you do?”
Me: “It’s complicated...”
1:17
Me: get uder me and spread out your legs at 1, 2,
isn't he diving into
well...
Honestly, I would be instant friends with someone who experiments with an iron anvil floating on liquid mercury.
Omg the thanos one actually work on mobile phones.. 🤣
Oh wait it uses time stone to rewind(bruuuh) a little hidden things about Google that Imma show my friend 🤣
Im glad
Check the results numbers too. It gets cut in half (And goes back to normal after rewinding)
Same
@Edgar ovandomunoz_1213770 and it comes back
@@devilsrevolvers6718 I know right?
1:44
DogVlog #1 - Me running around the house
"sued for destruction of government property"
No One:
Literally Not a Soul:
Horse: turns at a 90 degree angle
Physics: Am I a Joke to You?
That was crazy!
@@deprofundis3293 that's called horse abuse 😧
@@lottepepplinkhuizen9220 Shut the fuck up, pussy
@@klondike3112 sorry that your to naive to see the pain that gorse went threw 🤔🤔
@@lottepepplinkhuizen9220 The horse wasn't injured. I don't see why you're whining about this.
0:41 horse.exe has stopped working
Press [ E ] to dismount
{System} can’t dismount at full speed.
(Not responding)
Underrated
Horse: *H E L P U S*
Tokyo Drift Horse
1:13 - 1:25 Yo Miley, you got yourself a competitor
LMAO
I don’t get it
@@loudEXTREME Miley Cyrus on the wrecking ball
😂
@@loudEXTREME r/whoosh
“Probably trained by Russians”
*Soviet anthem plays*
First pigeons and know russian whale.
Whats next :0
@@elainad6728 f i s h
@@SilverHatPebble08 dawgs
@@dabreadman9677 plankton
@@elainad6728 the russian blue cats start speaking russian.
The dog actually ran till it found a trash can and threw the camera inside! It was so hilarious
Sadly the full video was removed because the owner was pissed
who wouldn't like that? the owner is stupid.
That's hilarious. I would have shown everyone I knew.
I doubt this is true, it seems like to innovent of a video and too funny and for someone to just take it down? Im not stupid
Myriad iCat lol
@@devinmarsh9152 I guess the owner was pissed
I’m surprised more people didn’t know about the Thanos thing.
Mordecai 69 I can’t find it 😢
Click it a second time
How
IKR!
Ceasar The BlueBerry dude just look up Thanos and it pops up right there. I just did it and I was awesome
Daily Dose of Internet: shows an old video
Me: *Nothing like revisiting a classic*
Legend still has it that the dog still has the toilet rap on it’s nose.
Whale: * pulls out ak-47 *
Whale: для матери России!
😂
This is some heiroglyphics shit
Cyka blyat
@SpotGold acrylic lmfao
Cuka blayad
Imagine that whale breaking down your door. F.B.I OPEN UP
EMP Games with friends federal beluga of investigations
Fish bureuo of investigation
Bro thas a nice one
Well if you have an underwater base then yes.
Commander Neyo not gonna lie that made me laugh
“For Military ‘Porpoises’”! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I can't even 😂😂
149 liker
HE'S A FULLY-AQUATIC, AIR-BREATHING MAMMAL OF ACTION
Thank you for these educational videos
The thanos thing was so sick
Idk if it’s educational that the beluga worked for soviet Russia but blyat it was great to see patriotic whale
Im going to be the biggest asshole in this comment section : THESE*
*video*
Sorry if my english is bad,it's not my first language
1926: in the future we will have flying cars
2019: CIA Dolphins
In an alternate time line:
Whale shows up with machinegun attached to it
What, no frikkin' lasers?
Meanwhile in middle East : Whale shows up with suicide vest.
*Whale shows up with tank on back*
cyberpunk 2077 intensifies
Whale: Target spotted i repeat TARGET SPOTTED!
More like using whales for military porpoises 😂
'snap'
Get out...
Get out. Go home.
very clever. I wish i wrote that tbh
Omg ur so clever!
*_FBI OPEN UP_*
Don’t make me knock down this door
Please I have no hands please open it
Ur not funny
@@_.rrf31ix 30 people do not agree with your opinion
@@@_.rrf31ixi think its funny.
@@_.rrf31ix He meant that whale, idiot...
Raul Ruiz you probably liked ur own comment because who else would do it
Dog: wats up guys welcome back to another video!
What does that mean
@Aadil Rashid the dog in this video was vlogging
😂😅😂😅😂
@@stinkyfart-vl9fm OH I UNDERSTANDED THAT THE VERY MINUTE I POSTED THAT REPLY LOL
no u
You made my day a lot more than a little better thanks I watch one of your videos before I go to sleep every night and I just sleep better so thank you so much
Wow, Cody on Daily Dose of Internet?
Perfection.
Real Perfection
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
Just saying, the Thanos search and sound effects really happen! Pressing the gauntlet again activates the time stone and undoes the snap!
Whoa spoilers
THe belugas be like: Comrade, we have found the human spies!
2:31 You can also search Diwali and pick up that Diya and light all other Diyas.
When parents aren't home
Others: crazy party with friends
Me: 1:14
Hahahahah
Just imagine a dolphin speaking Russian, holding a Degtyaryov Machine Gun in one hand and Vodka on the other and kicking your door open ON LAND
Edit: Boom. New Gun
@RealSeif 47 and starts to spray
In Russia, fish find you.
InferniX Dragneel i don’t see any hands here
AR? AK!
This almost happened, actually...
0:42 when you slide too fast into the DMS
1:19 That's a weird looking Kangaroo
USA: hello hello everyone this is your daily dose of Internet
Russia: hello everyone this is our daily dose of Internet
A dead meme
This meme doesnt work with Russia, since Russia is not socialist anymore. Dead meme.
SWAGDAWG SWAGSON
Shut up hitler
Our?!? Don’t get it
@@CrypticlyEncrypted
I'm a commie actually :i
@@Hey-vm4vt russia used to be communist, it basically means sharing
Other countries: SEND IN THE BATTALIONS!
USA & Russia: *sEnd tHe dOlpHiNs*
Did u know dolphins bully pufferfish to get high
dolphins well one day leave this earth and thanks for the fish and swim to outer space
Why was he calling it a whale 🙄🤔
Lol
Imagine this whale knocking on your toilet seat and saying...
"OBI open up!"
Oceanic Bureau of Investigation.
I would shit myself.
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do on a toilet 😂
@@julianbailon4966 lmao
Julian Bailon yeah shes a fcking dumbass
@@nigel2065 your mom
You missed you chance to say “They used dolphins and whales for military porpoises” 🤣🤣
Who else actually searched up Thanos on google
...i am guilty
I also did.....IT WORKS
Saaaame
dident work for me
@@communistcat6497 u have to click the gantlet
@@blobblob9612 i did i dont think it works on mobile
THAT THANOS THING IS SOO COOL, THX FOR SHOWING US THAT
TJ DeSanti
“Cool” isn’t something one considers when balancing Google search.
But this, (chuckle) does put a link on my page
“Did you do it”
“Yes”
“What did it cost?”
“Uhmmm a click of a button”
click on the glove 2 times
He didn't show how at the end the search results plummet. But hopefully you caught that if you did it yourself!
HEY DOGGANG SO TO -stawp it frank its my camera- SO TODAY WE ARE -frank goddamit go away-
VAL A MELHOR stop saying my name lolol
*FAST*
Wtf did you type.you crazy dude you crazy...AND I LIKE IT!!!!
@@itz_frank8473 my balls itch
VAL A MELHOR cringe
1:30
Dog: HEY GUY, this is my 1st vlog!
I swear if they didn't name the military beluga 'detective dolphin'
But it's not a dolphin??
SuperKD and his side kick mr krabs
@@dylan6471
Killer whales are though, so it all works out.
@@dylan6471 he can be whatever he wants to be
If we fill oceans with mercury ı can use my fridge as boat
PotG - You'll float ! But once that Mercury goes into your body when u fall into it... YOU'LL SIMPLY DIE.....NO MATTER WHAT!
Underrated comment!! 😂
@@Lyf4rMusic It's certainly not good for you, but elemental mercury isn't as bad as you seem to think.
@@Lyf4rMusic people have drank mercury without dying. It's dangerous but not as dangerous as people make it out to be. You won't die instantly, it'll take a long time for the effects to take place.
Let’s start a petition
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
This whale: I serve the soviet union
Аshshshdhshshahahhāhaha
Lol that got me
That dog one really got me with the camera 🤣