Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy
Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages
Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.
Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again. Isp we all love your shit man.
I like the religion naming convention. In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)
@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty? You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself. But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away. Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.
So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.
Even though I have notifications on, TH-cam neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways TH-cam works....
His body did not contain a single drop of blood, his heart was the size of a peppercorn, his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangrenous, he had a single testicle, black as coal, his head was full of water, short, lame, epileptic, senile, completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.
Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy
Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin
actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king
@@oliverjones1000 you sure?
Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages
Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.
He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits
That says a lot about society
He was married to Fiona
> plays female
> calls daughter Spaghetti
= Mom's Spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly
Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already
Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator
Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?
@@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good
@@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc
it has boobs
Final One truly the best part of the game
When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon
10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad
Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳
>dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians
>none of them are named Bowser
smh
Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again.
Isp we all love your shit man.
true
Just... just let grandpa have his fun. Please.
@Hooch Smeeth what the fuck...
He made his own family
Slaughterd by words.
I don’t get it
Apply ice bag the the burn
Damn son, you just murdered him
Ooooooooh
I like the religion naming convention.
In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)
Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol
I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"
cringe comment, ngl
smh my head youtube comments these days
@@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc
>wants to make the worst dyansty<
>doesn't start as austria<
see this is where you went wrong isp
he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game
he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy
@@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work
@@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game
@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty?
You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself.
But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away.
Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.
"Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time."
Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?
“We have created the worst dynasty”
*Laughs in Habsburg *
There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.
ISP has gone missing
He did the dlc
“Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling
Why?
weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?
@@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.
@@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out.
That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.
CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.
So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.
All TH-camrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.
Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.
"worst dinasty"
>Starts with Matilda of Tuscany
_TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_
I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.
Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.
There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means!
Fish people run!
If only there was a furry trait as well...
@Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well
Meanwhile we have the best dynasty
@darth jar jar binks *Komrade
@@tuberculosisterrence567
Commierad*
tell that to your brother, oh wait
Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.
And the best Korea.
Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.
factual
Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.
you were the bottom comment.
Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions?
Why not ISP? ISP is better.
Why only 9 likes?
Interestingly, this didn't get attention
I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you
When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting
Cuz that’s what I am
"how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly
When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.
Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong
Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!
中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.
I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure
@@AxxLAfriku No?
@@AxxLAfriku your the best TH-camr
4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect
Love your videos! Keep the great work up!
“Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort
Even though I have notifications on, TH-cam neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways TH-cam works....
10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies
Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!
10:03 "Hey smoothskin"
Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏
Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again
It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"
ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol
that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations
1:10 look at the right of map
I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation
I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.
He made the kardashian family
Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.
I chuckled at “spaghetti”
1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right
5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.
What could make my birthday better, then Isorrow uploads
First child:
I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂
8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.
I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.
5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.
Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong
“Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!”
I am dead!
His body did not contain a single drop of blood, his heart was the size of a peppercorn, his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangrenous, he had a single testicle, black as coal, his head was full of water, short, lame, epileptic, senile, completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.
Lol
Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious
1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map
Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.
10:00 Literally Lord Farquaad
6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂
5:59 He is a himbo!!!
5:59
himbo prince
Duchy:
ISP: Doochy
A reverse eugenics program?
Best thing i have seen all week!
All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!
Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump
6:00 & 8:00 : Himbo Dynasty
I don’t like how half of these looked like my family
10:00 lord farquaad?!
The thumbnail was so god damn funny man
my ancestors
10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.
This is just what the real ISP looks like
CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy
SCP-3288 has breached containment
This is how orcs came to be.
this entire game was some guy being indecisive about his fursona on furaffinity.
Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?
Looks like rural Italy alright!
That's some Habsbourg shit right here
Oh god I needed this.
ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!
Love watching these videos ! ❤
This is basically a eugenics program, but with a uno reverse card
In my Denmark campaign the Byzantium dwarf emperor decided to marry a giant woman. Is this the AI's attempt to get normal children?
ISP making his family in CK3
8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.
they're family tree would be circle
You should've shown the dynasty tree
everybody gangster until he decides to make the most OP dynasty ever
Long live the Lizard King.
Long live King Lizard and the Gizzard Wizard
Don't forget to tune in next week for the conclusion of all this selective breeding: Creature of the black lagoon
12:11 How dare you not use his proper name “Emperor King Lizard Face The Scholar of Lizard”
Doesn’t have his own family, so he MADE HIS OWN!
6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.
Finally a Video.Finally !!!!!
Should've named the ones with the hideous trait "Fugly."
replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one