@@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.
Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy
Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages
Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.
@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty? You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself. But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away. Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.
I like the religion naming convention. In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)
Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again. Isp we all love your shit man.
So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.
Even though I have notifications on, TH-cam neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways TH-cam works....
His body did not contain a single drop of blood, his heart was the size of a peppercorn, his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangrenous, he had a single testicle, black as coal, his head was full of water, short, lame, epileptic, senile, completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.
You need to find the worst characters in "find character" option. Both persons need to have the same trait to surely pass on children. Then you mate your family members, and voila! There it is. Damn it, now I got to go play some ck3 myself....
I kind of wonder what watching videos like this would be like if you were a dwarf, scaly, ugly, homely, hideous, or a giant in real life. Statistically it must be some people, right? It must suck hearing people say how horrible and hideous you are.
The indulgences are nice but they become annoying after a while. Once you’re sitting on like 20k gold, it feels like a chore reaching up to click on that little alert, just to accept 100ish gold.
A wise man who is also an idiot...a man who knows a bad idea when he sees it, but does it anyway. Also, at 10:00, you made Lord Farquad. Not gonna lie, that's pretty -dope- pope.
Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator
Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?
@@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good
@@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc
it has boobs
Final One truly the best part of the game
> plays female
> calls daughter Spaghetti
= Mom's Spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly
Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already
>Worst Possible Dynasty
>Makes Italy
That’s Understandable
italy isnt real its just a fake place hollywood uses for mafia movies
@@mahdiadib9295 On god?
@@mahdiadib9295 big if ture
@@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.
@@R3GARnator Indeed, the bad thing tho is that those languages will be gone in the future, that's more than horrible
He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits
That says a lot about society
He was married to Fiona
Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy
Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin
actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king
@@oliverjones1000 you sure?
Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages
Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.
He made his own family
Slaughterd by words.
I don’t get it
Apply ice bag the the burn
Damn son, you just murdered him
Ooooooooh
Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.
factual
Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.
you were the bottom comment.
Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions?
Why not ISP? ISP is better.
Why only 9 likes?
Interestingly, this didn't get attention
10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad
Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳
>wants to make the worst dyansty<
>doesn't start as austria<
see this is where you went wrong isp
he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game
he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy
@@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work
@@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game
@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty?
You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself.
But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away.
Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.
>dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians
>none of them are named Bowser
smh
I like the religion naming convention.
In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)
Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol
I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"
cringe comment, ngl
smh my head youtube comments these days
@@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc
Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong
Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!
中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.
I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure
@@AxxLAfriku No?
@@AxxLAfriku your the best TH-camr
When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon
“We have created the worst dynasty”
*Laughs in Habsburg *
"Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time."
Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?
There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.
ISP has gone missing
He did the dlc
“Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling
Why?
weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?
@@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.
@@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out.
That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.
CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.
Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again.
Isp we all love your shit man.
true
Just... just let grandpa have his fun. Please.
@Hooch Smeeth what the fuck...
Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.
Meanwhile we have the best dynasty
@darth jar jar binks *Komrade
@@tuberculosisterrence567
Commierad*
tell that to your brother, oh wait
Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.
And the best Korea.
When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting
Cuz that’s what I am
"worst dinasty"
>Starts with Matilda of Tuscany
_TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_
There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means!
Fish people run!
If only there was a furry trait as well...
@Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well
Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again
Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.
So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.
All TH-camrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.
"how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly
I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.
I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you
“Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort
When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.
Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!
Love your videos! Keep the great work up!
1:10 look at the right of map
Even though I have notifications on, TH-cam neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways TH-cam works....
Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.
More like "How i made SCP 3288"
my ancestors
İf i say artilary only you guys going to Lynch me ? Sorry for my English
de nada
@@user-me7hx8zf9y that means "you're welcomed" in Spanish
It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"
Tell me ISP, did this Italian ruler want to be a sailor also?
10:03 "Hey smoothskin"
ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol
First child:
I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂
4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect
His body did not contain a single drop of blood, his heart was the size of a peppercorn, his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangrenous, he had a single testicle, black as coal, his head was full of water, short, lame, epileptic, senile, completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.
Lol
Does anyone play this game without trying to create some sort of inbred monster?
This is how orcs came to be.
He made the kardashian family
Skill Issue tbh
Will my Man play hoi4 Battle For Bosphorus Dlc?
Funny how you made the already worst Kingdom into an even Worse kingdom.
1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map
I chuckled at “spaghetti”
I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation
10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies
that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations
The Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire! It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it!
New Justin Y.
It is time for *King Ate'them All* :D
Try to create a fat ruler with glutony and the cannibal trait, then eat up Europe!
Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong
In this episode of CK3, we breed ourselves to make the average American.
You should've shown the dynasty tree
Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?
You are not not dead so you are not really nothing
1:07
Cum
Duchy:
ISP: Doochy
they're family tree would be circle
I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.
King Lizard & the Gizzard Wizard (;
You need to find the worst characters in "find character" option. Both persons need to have the same trait to surely pass on children. Then you mate your family members, and voila! There it is. Damn it, now I got to go play some ck3 myself....
How nobody speaks about hungary forming POLAND
I think the proper term would be cacogenics program. Eugenics means good genes. The prefix caco means bad. ( As in CACOphany)
I kind of wonder what watching videos like this would be like if you were a dwarf, scaly, ugly, homely, hideous, or a giant in real life. Statistically it must be some people, right? It must suck hearing people say how horrible and hideous you are.
Looks like rural Italy alright!
Play this game with Spudgun!
Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏
I don't know what I was expecting but eating whilst watching this video wasn't the smartest of decisions.
Uhh, how’s the eugenics program there, mr. Schmidtler?
12:11 How dare you not use his proper name “Emperor King Lizard Face The Scholar of Lizard”
I once made a dinasty where everyone was super hot and stupid. Gonna call them The Kardashians
When ISP asks me to sub, but I've been subbed for 4 years.
about 3 for me
The Old HOI 4 world conquest and wacky mods were the golden age of this channel
litterlary subbed to him before he got 15000 subs ^^ still enjoying it tho
I once accidentally married my son to his daughter. He had no problem with that.
Pikemen only
The indulgences are nice but they become annoying after a while. Once you’re sitting on like 20k gold, it feels like a chore reaching up to click on that little alert, just to accept 100ish gold.
6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂
Doochy gang
In my Denmark campaign the Byzantium dwarf emperor decided to marry a giant woman. Is this the AI's attempt to get normal children?
Charly Chaplin's characters and Mr. Bean would, in my opinion, classify as both idiots and wise men ;)
6:00 & 8:00 : Himbo Dynasty
I am de tins dat be dong dere noooe
I never realised the trait slow was a baby chick and i thought it was a chubby baby lmao
This is basically a eugenics program, but with a uno reverse card
Is CK3 artilhary only world conquest a dream?
A reverse eugenics program?
Best thing i have seen all week!
A wise man who is also an idiot...a man who knows a bad idea when he sees it, but does it anyway.
Also, at 10:00, you made Lord Farquad. Not gonna lie, that's pretty -dope- pope.
6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.
Make a women Empire like in Ck2 and I have to say it Byzantium in this scenario got Thick Boys.
Paradox country roulette mega campain when?
looks like they nerfed the pope my pope fields 40k mercs and you cant beat the spam of knights.....
Ck3 is weird with its breeding my son was once my son cousin uncle and nephew I’m not sure how it figures it out but I’m confused haha