How I Created The Worst Possible Dynasty In Crusader Kings 3

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  • @Itual
    @Itual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy

    • @oliverjones1000
      @oliverjones1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king

    • @totalcrash5006
      @totalcrash5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliverjones1000 you sure?

    • @volpelastname6951
      @volpelastname6951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.

  • @hansdasgas9533
    @hansdasgas9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    > plays female
    > calls daughter Spaghetti
    = Mom's Spaghetti

    • @49thNap
      @49thNap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already

  • @epoole1
    @epoole1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?

    • @blob7963
      @blob7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc

    • @finalone223
      @finalone223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      it has boobs

    • @thatbritishguy6865
      @thatbritishguy6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Final One truly the best part of the game

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon

  • @szymsonthatmemeguy3181
    @szymsonthatmemeguy3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad

    • @justabadplaya215
      @justabadplaya215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳

  • @thesandman9377
    @thesandman9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    >dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians
    >none of them are named Bowser
    smh

  • @proventusavenicci3211
    @proventusavenicci3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again.
    Isp we all love your shit man.

  • @federalagent9950
    @federalagent9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    He made his own family

    • @user-vn5xj6yc9p
      @user-vn5xj6yc9p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Slaughterd by words.

    • @hannesH3
      @hannesH3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t get it

    • @helixco7072
      @helixco7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Apply ice bag the the burn

    • @TheGatrGamr
      @TheGatrGamr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn son, you just murdered him

    • @satch5471
      @satch5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooooooooh

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I like the religion naming convention.
    In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)

    • @demilich867
      @demilich867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol

    • @jerrellallen6271
      @jerrellallen6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"

    • @big_slurp4603
      @big_slurp4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cringe comment, ngl

    • @jerrellallen6271
      @jerrellallen6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      smh my head youtube comments these days

    • @TY-km8hj
      @TY-km8hj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    >wants to make the worst dyansty<
    >doesn't start as austria<
    see this is where you went wrong isp

    • @petarbalenovic418
      @petarbalenovic418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game

    • @WinWin-cv5us
      @WinWin-cv5us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy

    • @gabrielvincentelli1254
      @gabrielvincentelli1254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work

    • @Asprawlol
      @Asprawlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty?
      You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself.
      But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away.
      Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time."
    Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?

  • @gusringo4638
    @gusringo4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “We have created the worst dynasty”
    *Laughs in Habsburg *

  • @YitzharVered
    @YitzharVered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.

  • @getinthebatvan3374
    @getinthebatvan3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    “Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling

    • @argonauta9044
      @argonauta9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why?

    • @yazidk1
      @yazidk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?

    • @khyroz9519
      @khyroz9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out.
      That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.

  • @OscarOfAstora
    @OscarOfAstora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All TH-camrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.

  • @nert4285
    @nert4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "worst dinasty"
    >Starts with Matilda of Tuscany
    _TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.

  • @mjey4722
    @mjey4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means!
    Fish people run!

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only there was a furry trait as well...

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Meanwhile we have the best dynasty

    • @tuberculosisterrence567
      @tuberculosisterrence567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @darth jar jar binks *Komrade

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuberculosisterrence567
      Commierad*

    • @MaHeWo
      @MaHeWo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tell that to your brother, oh wait

    • @TheStonewall117
      @TheStonewall117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.

    • @gabork5055
      @gabork5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the best Korea.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.

    • @Willzadl
      @Willzadl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      factual

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you were the bottom comment.
      Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions?
      Why not ISP? ISP is better.

    • @shiptaro1915
      @shiptaro1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why only 9 likes?

    • @dba2k15
      @dba2k15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interestingly, this didn't get attention

  • @Lord-Hood
    @Lord-Hood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you

  • @alecstern3043
    @alecstern3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting

    • @alecstern3043
      @alecstern3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cuz that’s what I am

  • @gloopert2157
    @gloopert2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly

  • @pepperonipierza9547
    @pepperonipierza9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.

  • @goobya9785
    @goobya9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!

    • @Arda0801
      @Arda0801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.

    • @Palladiosios
      @Palladiosios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure

    • @wendylynn807
      @wendylynn807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku No?

    • @chrxs-00
      @chrxs-00 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku your the best TH-camr

  • @everwhatever
    @everwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect

  • @comradeedwin1006
    @comradeedwin1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love your videos! Keep the great work up!

  • @leviussimp5093
    @leviussimp5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even though I have notifications on, TH-cam neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways TH-cam works....

  • @lennyschiavone5907
    @lennyschiavone5907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies

  • @Crackdalf
    @Crackdalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!

  • @faraway8478
    @faraway8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:03 "Hey smoothskin"

  • @toschememestation1031
    @toschememestation1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏

  • @thechickenmaster6543
    @thechickenmaster6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"

  • @alistairo314
    @alistairo314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol

  • @quisutdeusmfl
    @quisutdeusmfl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations

  • @belisarius707
    @belisarius707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:10 look at the right of map

  • @thatlittlegoose7597
    @thatlittlegoose7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation

  • @Helmholtzwatson1984
    @Helmholtzwatson1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.

  • @jon4ang
    @jon4ang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He made the kardashian family

  • @surveyingfleaproductions
    @surveyingfleaproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I chuckled at “spaghetti”

  • @bbg4566
    @bbg4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right

  • @jaysheriffe6292
    @jaysheriffe6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.

  • @curvinghawk5480
    @curvinghawk5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What could make my birthday better, then Isorrow uploads

  • @nateroy1690
    @nateroy1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First child:
    I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂

  • @Scrintrav56
    @Scrintrav56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.

  • @KingCrayon420
    @KingCrayon420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.

  • @sirsoftspoken
    @sirsoftspoken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.

  • @arielfuchs316
    @arielfuchs316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong

  • @Somethingsomethinggay
    @Somethingsomethinggay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!”
    I am dead!

  • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
    @MSF_Soldier_Alligator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His body did not contain a single drop of blood, his heart was the size of a peppercorn, his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangrenous, he had a single testicle, black as coal, his head was full of water, short, lame, epileptic, senile, completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death, he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.

  • @Bellannie15
    @Bellannie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious

  • @Tom.Vavirka
    @Tom.Vavirka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map

  • @AGWittmann
    @AGWittmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.

  • @wolfspider10100
    @wolfspider10100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00 Literally Lord Farquaad

  • @hawkerben1158
    @hawkerben1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂

  • @pawoui
    @pawoui 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:59 He is a himbo!!!

  • @secular555
    @secular555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:59
    himbo prince

  • @TechnoMinarchist
    @TechnoMinarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Duchy:
    ISP: Doochy

  • @arielnir2679
    @arielnir2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A reverse eugenics program?
    Best thing i have seen all week!

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!

  • @Dmitrisnikioff
    @Dmitrisnikioff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump

  • @-Liska
    @-Liska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 & 8:00 : Himbo Dynasty

  • @hebyyattack
    @hebyyattack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t like how half of these looked like my family

  • @scar9023
    @scar9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:00 lord farquaad?!

  • @vadoksam9235
    @vadoksam9235 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail was so god damn funny man

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my ancestors

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.

  • @izenholf3789
    @izenholf3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just what the real ISP looks like

  • @atakankaya1604
    @atakankaya1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy

  • @Zoncas3042
    @Zoncas3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    SCP-3288 has breached containment

  • @nitrokid
    @nitrokid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is how orcs came to be.

  • @johnsmith5215
    @johnsmith5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this entire game was some guy being indecisive about his fursona on furaffinity.

  • @kostaskladis6665
    @kostaskladis6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like rural Italy alright!

  • @maysterre
    @maysterre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's some Habsbourg shit right here

  • @druiz1133
    @druiz1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god I needed this.

  • @stevenmichael12705
    @stevenmichael12705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!

  • @CharlieReignn
    @CharlieReignn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love watching these videos ! ❤

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is basically a eugenics program, but with a uno reverse card

  • @greaterFool3765
    @greaterFool3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In my Denmark campaign the Byzantium dwarf emperor decided to marry a giant woman. Is this the AI's attempt to get normal children?

  • @blintasticc
    @blintasticc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISP making his family in CK3

  • @more17
    @more17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they're family tree would be circle

  • @px6883
    @px6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should've shown the dynasty tree

  • @Soggycatfan
    @Soggycatfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    everybody gangster until he decides to make the most OP dynasty ever

  • @kekenedreberg3513
    @kekenedreberg3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long live the Lizard King.

  • @seanm241
    @seanm241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long live King Lizard and the Gizzard Wizard

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't forget to tune in next week for the conclusion of all this selective breeding: Creature of the black lagoon

  • @sayuh7420
    @sayuh7420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:11 How dare you not use his proper name “Emperor King Lizard Face The Scholar of Lizard”

  • @thekatplayz
    @thekatplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn’t have his own family, so he MADE HIS OWN!

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.

  • @arkodutta3273
    @arkodutta3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a Video.Finally !!!!!

  • @A_Calm_Dragon
    @A_Calm_Dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should've named the ones with the hideous trait "Fugly."

  • @doihavetoputaname9624
    @doihavetoputaname9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one