2 Broke Girls - Save Woman's Dignity and Another Man Balls

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  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I love the way Max says, "David, you should go."

  • @audreysegedin7803
    @audreysegedin7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Girl:I want the fries.
    David:She’ll have the salad.
    Caroline and Max:OH GIRL NO!

  • @kellyellie5466
    @kellyellie5466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "probably in the dark. probably with a knife!" I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS THIS OH MY GOD 😂

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Probably in the dark, probably with a knife." LOL
    "She'll have the fries." That cracks me up everytime. *GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @Rick-to8tq
      @Rick-to8tq ปีที่แล้ว

      Cutting people's balls

    • @arvinr.912
      @arvinr.912 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's be realistic here. You know the statistics of women gone missing and found buried somewhere. There were red flags but they chose to ignore it and went for the bad boy type.

    • @Rebeccaslaters2895
      @Rebeccaslaters2895 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I honestly can’t lie, the fact that more and more women recognizing the concept of blatantly sexually assaulting men as “girl power”, will forever make me happy😆 he’ll never disrespect another woman now!

    • @GioOmerta
      @GioOmerta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Rebeccaslaters2895your not a woman

    • @ミゲルアヤラ
      @ミゲルアヤラ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its acting, girl. That means someone wrote the script for you to believe it

  • @charlieshheen2848
    @charlieshheen2848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    to be honest I do wish we can do this in a restaurant.

    • @flashback0180
      @flashback0180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Charlie Shheen
      how to get unemployed 101

    • @Elaini.Young24
      @Elaini.Young24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      God knows I wish I did.

    • @klaraleblochova
      @klaraleblochova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everything would be so much easier!

    • @mshari7408
      @mshari7408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well you can , if your boss han .

    • @finnishnin
      @finnishnin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It helps that THEY work right near New York City where all the weirdos congregate. Also Han has their backs and WILL point a gun at a potential robber.

  • @BiteSizedCrafter
    @BiteSizedCrafter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “Like Dr. Phil but more qualified.” Kind of true.

  • @sharannadeeproyroy6211
    @sharannadeeproyroy6211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    You want her have salad,she wants u to have hair,
    Neither ones gonna happen tonight!!!

  • @skullkiller9963
    @skullkiller9963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    As a man this high key piss me off, I'm so glad the girls stick up for this woman. It pissed me off so bad I forgot to even laugh at this 😠😠😠😠😠😠

    • @danielpritchard510
      @danielpritchard510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ok virtue signaled now calm down

    • @corywalker8551
      @corywalker8551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You and me both!

    • @maxwell8758
      @maxwell8758 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤮

    • @crazycatladyann390
      @crazycatladyann390 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's mad because this is one of the ways men tend to be generalized. Not all men are like that. That's why it irritates him.

  • @nilesstark
    @nilesstark 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I hate when one significant tries to dictate what the other should eat.

  • @SYREN_AmusementMedia
    @SYREN_AmusementMedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Ladies backup another ladies back! 😂 😂

  • @p.z.arnott2329
    @p.z.arnott2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As a guy, even I know not to tell a woman what to order

  • @98jacobson77
    @98jacobson77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Not that he had ballls to begin with

    • @diyamehta9284
      @diyamehta9284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Myles Jones lmfaoooo

    • @kittenclysm116
      @kittenclysm116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Idk, I think he _had_ balls to say that to her. But then Max and Caroline came and scared them right off of him!! XD

  • @SuperAlicecullen95
    @SuperAlicecullen95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Max says everything that I and other servers and customer service people want to say all day everyday

    • @harryhealey4298
      @harryhealey4298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a chef who is besties with several of the wait staff, I can confirm this. Sometimes I hear the arguments and I’d love to go to the tables and be Max.

  • @valentinpalombo4699
    @valentinpalombo4699 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "David you should go" ☺️ lol Max is a damn boss even when she doesn't sound really agressive.

  • @Lauren.E.O
    @Lauren.E.O 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    That prediction was 100% accurate
    Except for how he already looks like he was born sans balls 🏀

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I have never watched this show, I am now going to watch this show.

    • @fadyalhachem
      @fadyalhachem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea u should it's hilarious !

  • @e2k102
    @e2k102 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I loved it when both their jaws dropped at the same time hilarious 😂

  • @thomasreynolds5994
    @thomasreynolds5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I did this for a high school girl getting picked at the restaurant I was working at just cause she was a little chunky she gave me a huge hug

  • @monsterascanbe5170
    @monsterascanbe5170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    So grateful I have a husband that admires my hardy appetite

    • @Nana10158
      @Nana10158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 🥰 mine laugh when I order burger and fries Bc it be my second burger lol

  • @bethiewhite7546
    @bethiewhite7546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is how i solve my moms promblem with a guy that bothers her

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:15 Their reactions are hilarious! 🤣

  • @omararturoramirez5262
    @omararturoramirez5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Having worked in customer service in public transportation, I can tell those bald, overbearing, pseudo intellectual jerks were one of my pet peeves.
    And yeah, most of them have zero balls😂

  • @mikilacunningham6259
    @mikilacunningham6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Dr. Phil line was Golden lol
    Seriously more qualified lol

  • @whalium889
    @whalium889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how in sync they are

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This has happened to me before, when I wanted ice cream after a meal. Unfortunately there was no Max and Caroline.

    • @sorayasing3717
      @sorayasing3717 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😢i feel you

    • @davidvaldezjr5546
      @davidvaldezjr5546 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't let someone tell you what to order. Get what YOU want. If they try to make you order something else, drop em and enjoy.

  • @Joel-nk1be
    @Joel-nk1be 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    my favorite scene

  • @KaushCuh
    @KaushCuh 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If an actor pisses you off, you know he did a good job

  • @paigeogee1343
    @paigeogee1343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That's why I'm single and even though I'm on a weight loss journey I would get fat shamed cause of my weight 😔

  • @ameliaflynnhayes
    @ameliaflynnhayes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how they stood up for her.

  • @devinpaul9026
    @devinpaul9026 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude was a literal cartoon of straw, and daily reminder that in the real world, bitches often die fuckin' with the wrong one, hate it all you like.

  • @LailaNalubega-by8dm
    @LailaNalubega-by8dm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is my favorite beautiful part

  • @guitarzan5328
    @guitarzan5328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:58
    David: *(panicked)* "She'll have the fries." 🥲
    Max: *(in a demonic voice)* "Yes she will!" 😈
    😂🤣

  • @stephenroberts7287
    @stephenroberts7287 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've ordered for a gf in the past. But it wasn't me telling her what to eat, she told me what she was wanting to have so when the waitress came to us I gave her our order.
    The gf said she thought it was sweet I ordered for her.

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the force he placed on her.

  • @ishangimhan6112
    @ishangimhan6112 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    guy doesn't have balls to say "mind your own business" he want his woman to eat salad he was the one who paying, why that anyone's business

    • @davidvaldezjr5546
      @davidvaldezjr5546 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Cause you can't dictate what someone else eats.

    • @sorayasing3717
      @sorayasing3717 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So cuz he is the one who is paying,does that mean he has the right to decide what she should order??! Are you fckn kidding em??😂just switch the scene and you will talk differently

    • @tatsussakreuger4156
      @tatsussakreuger4156 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you accept to pay for someone you have to take full responsability and buy them what they want. Besides you don't have any say in what your partner wants to eat.

  • @missyrose2154
    @missyrose2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *panicked look* she’ll have the fries 🤣

  • @benkirkman1866
    @benkirkman1866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My Sister's ex-boyfriend was like this with her, even though he was a scrawny little man with the diet of a 6-year old at 18 because he didn't like most vegetables. Broad hypocrisy is just as bad as specific hypocrisy

  • @moonlightkid5704
    @moonlightkid5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m sorry this is just my opinion moment a girl orders salad I’m walking out cuz I’m taking u out to eat what my rabbit eats I love girls that can eat a lot

  • @strandedgeek
    @strandedgeek ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ordering for the lady is polite. Telling what the girl is allowed to eat (unless it's major health related) is how you get shanked. Especially if you're insulting her weight while doing so. Be smart.

  • @callumbtw5671
    @callumbtw5671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Yes she will lol

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok ladies now let's get in formation.

  • @chrishoke5455
    @chrishoke5455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone know who the woman is who wants the fries??? Shes very pretty

  • @sharannadeeproyroy6211
    @sharannadeeproyroy6211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lord! love them

  • @Theboulder318
    @Theboulder318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Depends on if she was molested as a kid” jesus christ

  • @RAINBOWNATE
    @RAINBOWNATE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun Fact did you know that Han was in an episode of ICarly his voice was deeper not the same voice you hear on 2 broke girls. Oleg is definitely quagmire Giggity Giggity I can see him playing live version of family guy. he bee perfect for it. I know I’m not the only one who thinks so.

  • @MusicalRomancegrl
    @MusicalRomancegrl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My own father did this to me just one week ago. We were out at an Italian place and I said I wanted the pizza. He kept making comments on how I’d have a “better” dinner if I ordered something else. I ordered the daily special (meatloaf) and he watched me grimace through the first 2 bites (I don’t like meatloaf but I knew he’d be forced to eat the leftovers bc he hates wasting food) before digging into my side dishes like they were entrees.

  • @lunastrauss
    @lunastrauss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Episode number? And season number?

  • @HenryGiovanniLopezTrujillo1989
    @HenryGiovanniLopezTrujillo1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone please explain what is a "Tool" customer or person?

  • @CohenHickey
    @CohenHickey หลายเดือนก่อน

    What episode is this

  • @JaysonOgura
    @JaysonOgura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    David you should GO.

  • @ishratjahan2999
    @ishratjahan2999 ปีที่แล้ว

    This show was soooo good

  • @KimoraVamp
    @KimoraVamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    what episode was this???

    • @Laylashakur
      @Laylashakur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kimmy Dark And the Group Head

  • @alannarussell888
    @alannarussell888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is so funny

  • @hazeeqrazak
    @hazeeqrazak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would get fired doing something lik this😭😭💅

    • @davidvaldezjr5546
      @davidvaldezjr5546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell of a trade, if you ask me. Just saying.

  • @ndronikusri1992
    @ndronikusri1992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually like if my partner observes my diet.

  • @jasminemartinez2427
    @jasminemartinez2427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    love it 😂😂😂

  • @addy1288
    @addy1288 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    movie or series name?

  • @meghangrejda7838
    @meghangrejda7838 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode and season

  • @kathi_5079
    @kathi_5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Which Reason is this scene?

  • @justinchau7116
    @justinchau7116 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is this episode called?

  • @stephengiordano3237
    @stephengiordano3237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let the lady get what she wants

    • @davidvaldezjr5546
      @davidvaldezjr5546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right?! Order what you want, and let her order what SHE wants.

  • @jordanwhite1566
    @jordanwhite1566 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which episode is this

  • @mruduldeshpande9520
    @mruduldeshpande9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Which episode and season???

  • @TALLZZ
    @TALLZZ ปีที่แล้ว

    Which ep is this

  • @kenyattaharmon5056
    @kenyattaharmon5056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Super Funny

  • @jmiller297
    @jmiller297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SO fuckin' amazing...

  • @fardinizar5471
    @fardinizar5471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    david u should go

  • @Ed-jv3xu
    @Ed-jv3xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like dr Phil but more qualified , sup

  • @Malay1383
    @Malay1383 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Broo ima dude even I think this is wrong 😑 like what even if she becomes big or Chubby she still an amazing powerful independent women no matter what

  • @blue_xmen
    @blue_xmen ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s always the balding men 😂

  • @spartakus41
    @spartakus41 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty girls with wide open mouths on the thumbnail. Yeah, I get it. I am a man of culture too

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why did Bugs bunny made this from Warner.Bros 🌌🎥🐰

  • @ivanoffsky
    @ivanoffsky 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So funny!😂

  • @gachalifeboy6527
    @gachalifeboy6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode and season is this

  • @sabrinasmith6346
    @sabrinasmith6346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Toots funny

  • @pomegranteappleson1628
    @pomegranteappleson1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One ball David

    • @markyyboy
      @markyyboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like no ball david!!😂

  • @louisemcilwaine2735
    @louisemcilwaine2735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @undefined-gt2sg
    @undefined-gt2sg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That kind of violence. Not funny.

  • @LUISMIKISSME
    @LUISMIKISSME ปีที่แล้ว

    Is like u took me out to eat and u say what can I have like hell no I had my ex do this to me in a friend's house I love chinise food and I wanted to get an extra plate of it and my ex is like no u had enough and ur friend is like hell no u can have another plate with extra serving

  • @sabrinabecinec1920
    @sabrinabecinec1920 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Season 3 Ep 4

  • @kesandrawilliamson2464
    @kesandrawilliamson2464 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y is he tell her what to eat?

    • @fadyalhachem
      @fadyalhachem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To not get fat I guess ...

    • @rosering02
      @rosering02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause he's a domineering controlling twat.

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😅

  • @kesandrawilliamson2464
    @kesandrawilliamson2464 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @o.t.
    @o.t. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    M*lestation isn't something to joke about.
    Inappropriate to add it into a tv show.

  • @mohammadnurfiqri2831
    @mohammadnurfiqri2831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should have asked first. The lady could have been one with a health condition that would worsen with consuming fries and she lacks self-control and needs him to regulate her diet.

    • @fadyalhachem
      @fadyalhachem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dnt think that's the case

    • @zhand3r420
      @zhand3r420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does she look like she has no control on what she eats, not saying she doesnt have a condition but alot of what I see, people who are overweight seem to have those conditions and people who are not overweight dont

    • @coconuthead8616
      @coconuthead8616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its her body though and shes a grownup

  • @KaiatheSiberianHusky
    @KaiatheSiberianHusky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Course I didn't hear the female saying she was paying for her meal, I must have missed that.

    • @aimeeadonis5048
      @aimeeadonis5048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That wasn't the point

    • @KaiatheSiberianHusky
      @KaiatheSiberianHusky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aimeeadonis5048 It was my point, you want something then YOU pay for it or accept with the person who has the money orders.

    • @xenalowther158
      @xenalowther158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Salads cost more than fries. Your logic makes no sense. He was implying she's either getting too fat or will get fat and he's policing her choices.

    • @ihatepeanuts1092
      @ihatepeanuts1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yo,listen,she can have whatever tf she wants,just becz u r paying doesn't mean you can tell Ur gf what to eat. And if u can't pay, don't invite girls for dates

    • @zhand3r420
      @zhand3r420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh hi david

  • @eli_welli._.
    @eli_welli._. ปีที่แล้ว

    Through my experience with my besties, is never tell a woman what she can or can’t eat. They all learned that the hard way 😰

  • @camishasutton9597
    @camishasutton9597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YAY I was the 1k like