I took a trip to Miami and THIS HAPPENED..
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Today we play Hitman 2.
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My family laughed at me when I brought up Pelicanism at Thanksgiving. Not my fault they can’t see the light.
You have to let them go....
Bye bye family!
No you don’t need to leave them. Just give them more water so they become sufficiently hydrated and their eyes will see.
Its July
NZXEagle I love how ppl replied to the comment with solutions and then I scroll down and see “It’s July” truly amazing
The Amy Schumer joke had a pelican eating me lolololol
The music in the background is pretty lit g 💯
i love your hitman videos plz make more and great job with no editor
VIP- Very Important Pelican
Funny thing is, i know a guy named Nathaniel and he looks very similar to the guard
STAY HYDRATED TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF THE CHANNEL
Some guy: I drink 10 gallons of liquid every week
Another guy: I drink 10 gallons of liquid every day
Another guy: I drink 10 gallons every 10 hours
Me: I drink 47 gallons of liquid every 47 seconds, sometimes I don't have enough time to drink 1 gallon every second so I squeeze the thicc bottles with pure strength.
This is the best Christian children’s music channel ever, stay hydrated.
7:04 the toilet is possessed or something
Yes more thicc man
Intro idea:"Hi lads and lasses, Modest pelican here. If you enjoy this video, please become a hacker and forcefully make people subscribe or threaten to dox them, as this really helps spreads the good word of my channel."
I told my Spamers to covert peliconism is that good enough
This dude just walks through the wall what a malaka only Greek re
Oh bhai. I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m trying to make an entire military out of pelicans and lots of water plus can you be the commander and chief
OK I AM BUYIN THE MIAMI EXPANSION PACK
4:47 the amount of shade Pelican throws at Amy Schumer is frickin hilarious🤣🤣.....she probably doesn't drink water and hates birds...
Pfftttt 😂😂🤣🤣
he ulso sd ndoorns rass wr not htrosxooul wch s a bt lo bruow. the cops ur 10% ga lic uvre othr profshon. bi the wa, ts pronuonsd showoon becus thar from svreya.
@@imwiththeunderhills2128 probably a Democrat
@@nooyorcste What
@@nooyorcste is alcoholic a language now?
I’m s simple man
I see thick pelican thumbnail
I click
I like
The only thick person there is Agent 47
It is thiccman after all
It’s clickbait
Michael Norman no shit Sherlock
I bet none of you realised that he said “s” instead of “a”
this video is absolutely hilarious, getting out of the dumpster and realising he was in the wrong disguise killed me.
One of his absolute best
Mate your soo good and to be honest you really helped me improve my hydration game I.e. I invested 800 dollars on a water dispensing fridge that chills and adds ice to my godly nectar that mere mortals call water.
I purchased a $2800 water filtration system for my home, it runs to the kitchen faucet and fridge, so now I don't have to taste the nasty ass fishy swamp sludge Louisiana likes to call drinking water. I couldn't take it anymore, and honestly, I was worried about all of those plastic water bottles endangering the local pelicans, because as you know, the majestic pelican is the state bird of Louisiana.
Good job I have recently purchased the moon so I can completely freeze it so I can carve it into a pelican and use the remains to melt them and proceed to drink basically 69 tonnes of ice cold water. Moist
@@James-dm7jd The moon is already frozen by about minus 280 F on the portions that aren't facing the Sun.
I got a purchasable bride to feed me with the Holy liquid, we address as water
@@AlphaMachina no u 😂
The segment starting at 2:38 is probably the hardest I've laughed at anything in months.
me too
I'm crying right now lmao
Hydration is key in Miami due to so many thicc booties. Love the vids.
Your not wrong
wise words Hyatt, wise words.
Modest Pelican Gaming The legend himself!! I am honored.
No lie tho, it's also hot as fxck here in Miami (and it's not the dry kinda hot which is still ok, but the moist type) thus requiring excessive hydration in order to survive.
@@memeislife6558 You're* not your lol
Yeah, im really into RACEism :)
:D
Eyyy
Oh my god! I just stumbled upon your videos a few days back and now I'm almost addicted to your narration. Just laughed out loud at the part where you talk about the Forensics team finding the bodies of the mechanics...
LOL same, that's the part that really got me too.
Same
That's wholesome!
I just keep going to your vid so fast
I think what makes Pelly so unique is how he can pull a hilarious out of no where
My football coach is also spreading the important topic of hydration. Pelican is dong great things😂
Crew Kvern dong?
your football coach is a great man.
@@ModestPelican Hes kevin spacey
@@ModestPelican Your Wu Tang Clan joke killed me
8:15 bro you literally found callmecarson
2021
👁👄👁
Can I play minecraft with you
I will become a reporter so live on tv I will say sub to modest pelican
I swear this guy is never serious 😂😂😂 and his voice makes it better!🤣🤣🤣
6:49 This is what you’re here for.
Thicc Boi out...
Thanks chief
Thanks
THICC BOI lol i read my mind
was here for hydration
THICC BOI was here for the whole video
Is agent 47 back from his vacation in los santos?
Modest pelican please check your Xbox messages, it is urgent
Im a simple man
Modest pelican:
-cares about animals(mostly pelicans)
-cares about health of subscribers
-family friendly content
=Best gamer youtuber
I was driving down the road the other day and saw this place called Pelican Restaurant. That's a good way to spread the good word of your channel. (Note: No Pelicans are harmed at this establishment.)
As a Chinese person, I can say that I can’t roll a spring roll, suck at math, and don’t know Kung Fu.
My dad is white.
Same. Can't seem to roll a spring roll, doesn't have enough strength to punch anything and can't even solve y=mx+b
It’s cause your dad deluded your talents.
Lol yeah
@@mattjamz6966 diluted his talents more like it
My partner and I have decided to make our safe word "Modest Pelican Gaming." Not joking, we just both love the channel.
Wat
Wouldn't that just make you even harder?
Husaberg R how young/dumb do you have to be to think that a safe word is for rape
Bringing up the name of another man is definitely someone who says “my partner” would do hahahahaha
@@MrGoodeats ikr
Just watching this video hydrated me
Stay hydrated.
Big Smoke Be Like:
Numba 6 With Extra Dip
Modest Pelican Be Like:
Numba 6 That's Extra THICC
Yo, Modest Pelican, I've stayed classy for the last 2 years. I saw this video again, and the memories just rolled in. Absolutely love your content
This man's whole channel is based around thicc thumbnails, subscribed
8:12 :(
Out 2 minutes and already 730 views, I love the dedication and sweatiness of the pelican army.
so apparently telling everyone at work that I like to have sex with hydrated pelicans while both dressed as Agent 47 didn't spread the good word of this channel.
I'm afraid your co-workers need to be more sufficiently hydrated, because every hydrated person sees that as their fantasy
6:00 look at the wall
?
I dont see it
I guess I have a really good reason to stop smoking now. Thanks man
No problem man, i'd hate to see you gunned down.
Remember to stay hydrated as it is a good way to quit smoking and get rid of your urges.
Always stay hydrated.
Modest Pelican I love ur vids
Also stay hydrated...
Damn dude, these women always ruining the thumbnail
My teacher asked who my favourite TH-camr was and I obviously said my favourite Christian music channel modestpelican
The intro had me in stitches! Amazing video as always mate👌
Yesterday I held up a bank and forced everyone there to subscribe to you in order to spread the good word.
ty mate this helps me out a tone.
Modest Pelican Gaming I got you about 15-20 subs but now I’m looking at 15-20 years in the slammer, would you be will to defend me in court?
In Australia it was 3 am when you uploaded this video why ???
Someone answer
5:24 - my wife saw this and immediately divorced me screeching something about "WHY CANT YOU AIR PLAY MY KEYBOARD???"
I love how after his innocent racist jokes he just explains that it’s a joke and complements the race
Innocent and racist are the exact opposite.
@@Celisar1 not really lmao
2:32 This part had me dying
Being a geography teacher, I always have a smirk on my fave while teaching about Pelicans
@@BobSmith-qn3ii geology doesn’t teach about pelicans either, I’m pretty sure it’s biology or zoology
@@PugnaciousProductions holy shit I am stupid, I meant biology 😑 as in the study of life and living things
@@BobSmith-qn3ii Geography does talk a bit about where animals live in a geographic area. We learn about their distribution and everything. (at least geography where I live teaches that)
@@thegrayyernaut Ah it must be a little different
I have been noticing a theme in your thumbnails. In every thumbnail your character has a gun.
Love your hitman videos , best TH-camr on the platform 👍
hey thank you Henry, hope all is well mate!
LOL I've literally never played a Hitman game before but holy hell this seems extremely fun! I will have to try this sometime.
The game is tense as hell but Peli makes it look like a comedy show. xD
@@thegrayyernaut Lol he truly gives no fux. Gotta love the energy as he likes to say.
That said I absolutely love serious stealth games & this looks extremely fun. Ended up buying a copy of the game on Ebay just cus of these vids. Will see how good it really is.
@@skins4thewin How is it?
@@janvesely1087 As I said I've never played em before so I couldn't tell ya. Hope to rectify that soon, went ahead & bought part 2 for the PS4 :)
@@skins4thewin Well, that comment was a month ago, so I assumed you've played it already
I remember this escalation! At level three you have two additional targets, both from different race teams and they need to be killed using an explosion and dropped car accident. Setting it all up and then perfectly executing one kill after another before security discovers anything wrong due to the noisy accidents was a rush. Made me feel like a mastermind. Got Silent Assassin and the ICA Tripwire Mine from this.
Your videos are narrated very similarly to the yez
Amy Schumer in Hitman 2 should have got as much attention as Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077.
This is the first video I’ve seen from you and you’re hilarious
“They got Amy Schumer walking around the event saying nothing funny “
lollloollololol
I feel like your Hitman Series are legendary
Wow my name is Nathaniel and I'm black,and that looks like a Steve.
dude you're the funniest youtuber i've ever watched
My son's name is Nathaniel and he saw this video and started bragging about how a "hydrated pelican murdered him in cold blood" over xbox
0:40 As a Chinese, I confirm we people not only make spring rolls but also charred spring rolls.
Thicc man. The hardest thing to kill scince JFK........oh um sorry.....this is akward
FUCK PATREON:
i just went and liked everyone of your video as this is the best channel on youtube. also shared your channel with 3 friends my brother and a teacher love your videos big fan hope u liked this see u on your next stream or video.
lol
I sleep well at night knowing that your godly words help remind me to keep hydrated
Love these video's, I use them to get me trough the week. I especially love the videos with Thicc man. Keep uploading great content PLEASE!
Your thumbnails are honestly so thicc.
Best introduction out of all of your videos, also you should consider taking a job as a comedian because I'm pretty Sure that you'd do well.
Great tone of voice - Good ol' monotone bored Peli bringin' as many smiles as hydration. Also: great writing.
I’m watching modest pelican for the rest of the decade
2:25 "so there I am so with no hammer,no way to slip past the guard....and no dad" 😂omfg
I've been working on converting all my friends political parties to modest pelicanism
LONG LIVE MODEST PELICAN
Omg i smoke and i see a blad white man
I subscribed to ModestPelicanGaming and THIS HAPPENED...
Watching the last few hitman videos has made me late to watch💧💧💧 stay hydrated
you legend Simon, have a good one mate!
Did he just used a sexualized photograph from HItman as a thumbnail to bait some clicks? This plattform is completely garbage.
Edit: I noticed he does that on every single Hitman video.
0:07 the saddest skin
Off topic but we should overrun Nestlé HQ because they refuse to hydrate those helpless villagers and steal their water
we really should man, it's a disgrace!
I LOVE this mans vibe like how he is so calm while saying offense things
Hes Aussie, thats how
I water boarded a few hundred people to make sure they stay sufficiently hydrated and to spread the good word of your channel
“Son of a virgin”.... Jesus Christ??
@@williamjewell7018
Bruh
I can relate to printing pages double sided and it not coming out correctly. The Amy Schumer joke...🤣🤣🤣
4:19
Im wheezing
I will change my religion from "sovietism" to "ModestPelicanism"
Hack rainbow six siege so that tachankas turret is a giant pelican, as this helps spread the good word of the channel
@@shaqueeshameeshachaneeshal4339 I will do that, comrade
that Nathaniel dude.. wasn't that Clark Duke (Jacob) from Hot Tub Time Machine?
Chinese people can solve math equations faster than you can say 你好?
Haha what
I cant-
Pelicanismn...don’t worry- I’ll get all my hydrated friends to follow it- or get their eyes pecked out by pelicans!
thanks mate this would help my channel a lot.
I have two dead bodies in my cupboard....HELP
Meme video thumbnails... 😂😂😂
Peli, you're literally the funniest gamer on the planet.
Can someone please tell me the episode where he said “yasss girl Beyoncé is on let’s dance but the she pukes all over the floor”
Haha I remember saying that but can't remember exactly which ep sorry mate!
She should be hydrating not smoking
We need a video we’re he does a challenge to not get comprised if he does he restarts the mission