XD 'right, I read this story on the internet, it was a man.....who was a turtle..but....he was really a Giraffe..an' he....jumped off a cliff.....and..he flew away. That's a fact, right?
You're fed up, are you Karl? Well now you know how me and Steve feel every time you come out dribble and convince us it's true, WHEN IT ISN'T. PLAY A RECORD. Play a record, or we're never having monkey news again. That was the most stupidest nonsensical piece of false shit I have ever heard in my life. Put Oasis on. You idiot.
I've been listening these clips for a while.... often giggling myself to sleep. Only now have I noticed Karl's head in the bottom left corner. Needless to say, it's fucking round!!
Babylonian= from Babylonia, an ancient Nation-State in "Mesopotamia" (more or less Iraq today). Capital=Babylon. It has one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and I think its also mentioned in the Bible somewhere. Existed around 19th century BC :)
I disagree, I don't think they have ever altered what they say because they felt it might be considered distasteful . They've never apologised for anything they've said when it's garnered a negative response. I've heard Ricky say many times, "I don't believe comedy is your conscience taking a day off, I can justify everything I say".
I dont think there should be any censorship either but an individual deciding not to tell a joke because ot occurs to them that it is distasteful and may have negative consequences, is not censorship. It's common sense. And the fact is that Ricky and Steve seem to have realised that those kind of jokes consequences because they have stopped doing them and now put thought into what they say.
any decent torrent site will have these. Just looking for something like "ricky gervais XFM" maybe try pirate bay. Even with all the BS legal stuff with pirate bay, I don't think XFM would ever pretend to make a case out of it.
for all you arguing, you lose the ability to pronounce certain sounds by around age 5. which is why it's hard for the French to make a "th" sound for example. It's the same for tribal languages, they learn by age 5 to make clicking sounds and certain whistles in some cases which we can never replicate. Same for chinese and vice versa.
Ricky who makes money shocking people with comedy is shocked at Karl's statement about not wanting to spend money on a person who might die soon. Funny
Brilliant I could listen to this on repeat forever and never get bored
6:03
"So what's a Babylonian?"
"Someone from Baba."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's from baba...
The whole "what's an Evertonian" bit had me rolling on the floor laughing!! I am now in pain!
I freaking love these guys! I never get bored of hearing their conversations!!
1:20
The mayor involved.
this stuff is the best to listen to when going to sleep, still kinda smile when wake up
The improvised banter between Gervais and Merchant about China is comedy genius.
You cannot scrute a Chinaman
8:25 - that was the perfect song to play at that moment XD
its a maddd world hahahahaha
It's mad n' that. The world is mad. Theres alot of faffin' ! xD
XD 'right, I read this story on the internet, it was a man.....who was a turtle..but....he was really a Giraffe..an' he....jumped off a cliff.....and..he flew away. That's a fact, right?
Play a Record, Karl. You're a Buffoon.
You're fed up, are you Karl? Well now you know how me and Steve feel every time you come out dribble and convince us it's true, WHEN IT ISN'T. PLAY A RECORD. Play a record, or we're never having monkey news again. That was the most stupidest nonsensical piece of false shit I have ever heard in my life. Put Oasis on. You idiot.
I've been listening these clips for a while.... often giggling myself to sleep. Only now have I noticed Karl's head in the bottom left corner. Needless to say, it's fucking round!!
Whenever Karl speaks, Ricky and Steve laugh. If they don't, they're left speechless.
Lol Ricky's contribution about the marrow. Haha and Steve's reaction!
oh god the doctor part killed me. fucking hell
“there’s a shadow somewhere”
Literally the first seconds is gold
Their is a shadow out there
Best 15 mins of my life
steve's giggle at 8:05 when ricky is silent is amazing lol
14:00 gets me every single time! Ah Karl's wisdom + Ricky's frustration = Priceless!
8:00 Ricky's frustration cracks me up every time.
i just heard this for the first time its the funniest thing haha
"with a ma- with a marrow. A marrow.. 'n tha..."
i love how angry ricky gets at karl with his stories lol! he nearly explodes and steve keeps it cool but gives out the brilliant oneliners ! :P
He's from baba!!!!! I winced with laughter
Karl- "Chinese people don't age well"
Ricky- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I love how Mad World kicks in when Rick goes insane. End of the world stuff, right there.
there's a shadow somewhere" haha best intro ever
Hyrim Mc'Daniels informing Mayor Pamela winchell about this shadow causing trouble
he's a national treasure
"....with her marrow an tha' "
Stay green, stay in the forest, stay safe! :D
The picture looks like Rick is getting bummed and Steve’s just popped round to say a quick “hello ladies”
I would LOVE it if Bottom was still touring and a guy took me to see it
I Just Think Ricky's Laugh is the best thing!
8:25 Mad World is the perfect song for the circumstance
I love how Steve says Babylonians!
this is the best, oOOHH Man!
Stephen Merchant... "Ive said it often" Haha, dont know why that was funny!
The baba people.
'Mayor we've got a problem down here seems like a shadow'
HER MORROW LOL !!!!!!!!!
2:40 The first Bottom gig ever was in December 1993, so Karl is at least five years off here.
whats the station number of xfm
"He's from baba"
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
"Chinese, great people, women, really good looking, as, as younger people..."
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think it's that each part was in reference to a previous part, so the uploader chose that one and had to include the whole thing.
"Chinamanwoman" - Ricky Gervais.
oh sorry i didnt know it was on the INTERNET!
Legend!
from baba? jajajajaja
LMAO the guy from Karate kid, the teacher, was 36...only Karl.
crying !
ah, bottom. love that program. 50 awesome points for anyone who remembers laughing along to rik mayall being mindlessly beaten by adrian edmonson
'Can i just stop you there ?!' xD
me FUCKING PILKIY BONE is going MENTAL MANNNN
"Women, really good looking"
"Yep"
"As younger women"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEAAARRRGHHH"
THEY'RE ALL GREAT!
Well thats why he brought it up.
I love the picture of Karl in this
'With a marrow...Her marrow...n that...'
4:08
Babylonian= from Babylonia, an ancient Nation-State in "Mesopotamia" (more or less Iraq today).
Capital=Babylon. It has one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and I think its also mentioned in the Bible somewhere.
Existed around 19th century BC :)
i love how he says baba lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
if you actually think about how harsh it is off karl its genuinly worrying that he's allowed to breed if he wanted to!
How can you see a shadow at night?
Haha how many times is Ricky "gonna die!" or "gonna burst!"
2 people are from Babba
'You could not scrute a chinese man for love nor money.'
what year is this?
That story about the blocked ear was actually true lol, but i still love how improbable it sounds and how wound up Ricky gets haha
A babylonion is a vegetable from Babylonia.
wait. is that ricky's boston accent?
i lost it at the story about the guy with ear problems getting his testicles taken off
David Icke meets Gorilla199 in Hyde Park
So..... what is a babalonian?
Mad init mad init
lol you got to love him tho
what does scrute mean? or scroote/scroute/screwt Whatever
yes. :-)
"OH SHUT THE FFF OHH KAAAA..."
Of course they sound like gobbledyGOOK.
(bows in shame)
you gotta realise that's not a normal thing to sayy
Karl, Play a record !!!
Babyl - onion?
"Independently... of an object..."
"Yeah."
*fp.
I disagree, I don't think they have ever altered what they say because they felt it might be considered distasteful . They've never apologised for anything they've said when it's garnered a negative response. I've heard Ricky say many times, "I don't believe comedy is your conscience taking a day off, I can justify everything I say".
I dont think there should be any censorship either but an individual deciding not to tell a joke because ot occurs to them that it is distasteful and may have negative consequences, is not censorship. It's common sense.
And the fact is that Ricky and Steve seem to have realised that those kind of jokes consequences because they have stopped doing them and now put thought into what they say.
look at the pic lad
yes youre probably right about that. its not like its easy to believe anything that boy says
Fucking hell Pilkington is funny. Too much :D
You cannot scrute a Chinaman.
a babylonion is someone from baba
Bottom Fluff was the best!
steve never gets credit lol
8:01-8:05 😅
8:00 he'd called in the bloke who wanted his testicles taken off, andhedidnthearit, (heart attack)
any decent torrent site will have these. Just looking for something like "ricky gervais XFM" maybe try pirate bay. Even with all the BS legal stuff with pirate bay, I don't think XFM would ever pretend to make a case out of it.
The women, really good looking... as younger people
NOOOOOO
for all you arguing, you lose the ability to pronounce certain sounds by around age 5. which is why it's hard for the French to make a "th" sound for example. It's the same for tribal languages, they learn by age 5 to make clicking sounds and certain whistles in some cases which we can never replicate. Same for chinese and vice versa.
04:30 OOHHHH GOD!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ricky who makes money shocking people with comedy is shocked at Karl's statement about not wanting to spend money on a person who might die soon. Funny