Hilarious Karl Pilkington 5
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2012
- Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.
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fingers hovering over the volume knob in anticipation of ricky's laugh
🐱🎻😥
Knob News
🤣🤣🤣
Fingers bulging with imagined Rickys
Everything was to do with knob
Steve: "There's no RAM pack - BLURGH"
oh my god I laughed so hard I choked...seriously one of the funniest moments ever.
2 weeks init!
5:40 - the things in Gremlins were actually called Mogwai, which explains why he went in that direction by Mowgli
Thanks Gremlin expert
Yeah Ricky's such total asshat too busy bullying the poor fellow. Sad really that he must do this to a simpleton to feel smart.
@@murilloomarson3061 You know not even Karl considered it bullying, and people asked him all the time if he ever felt he was being bullied. You know what his response always was? He said that people like you that accuse Ricky of abusing him are wasting your time and his time because all you do is just that, accuse. The complaints and objections of people like you changed nothing for Karl. To him talk is meaningless.
And Karl's far from being some "poor fellow", Ricky's made him a millionaire, paid for him to travel the world, made him world famous, etc. Who knows where he would have ended up without Ricky. Being called a buffoon (which Karl himself has admitted to on occasion) is a small sacrifice to make for all of that.
I also don't think Ricky does it to feel smart. He does it because it entertains him and the listener, and he knows how to get the best out of Karl. If he simply wanted to feel smart he'd go home and stare at his awards.
@Oblivion'sLegend too long... didn't waste time reading it. make it shorter.
@@murilloomarson3061 Words too long. Hurt caveman brain. Me go hit rock with head instead.
Karl is soooo refreshingly authentic and pure. We all need to be a little more like Karly Pilkington :)
There are always times of the year where I will watch Karl pilkington every day for a few weeks and these are the best times of the year
11:26 I love how tickled Karl is here lol
I was that wound up, I was sick
👍 liked I
"What do you mean I can't play Frogger?! *bluurghhh*"
"Jafa cakes cure cancer"
I died!!!
PLAY A RECORD
I love the part about "what were the things in "Gremlins" called?
Very funny but I did know the word he was actually looking for was "Mogwai" not "gremlins"
Well, technically they are called Gremlins but that one Gremlin was called Mogwai. If he said that "Whats that thing (singular) in Gremlins called" then he would of worked.
/grammernazi
Niall Drew Actually I think the mogwai where the little fluffy things that gizmo is and the gremlins are the scaly green bastards that spawned off of him.
Thomas Anderson
Bang on
***** The plural of Mogwai is Mogwai.
+FrigginTiiX Gremlins are evil or at least mischievous in Western mythology so both names fit the bad guys. Anyway, don't forget that they are the same creature, just different "phases". Loving the pedantry folk.
I've never heard Karl laugh so much. it's so strange and cute.
An Idiot Abroad: Bucket List in the episode where he goes to New Zealand to bungee jump(doesn't do it) then ends up at that island where he does a 5 foot bungee jump. Then he talks to Ricky on the phone and genuinely laughs at himself. I love that scene!
blkcpdconure yeah haha me too. He loves it. Probably the most I've seen him laugh. Always gets me
11:33 I love hearing Karl laugh.
+Nadheeran's Deep Space no that far but aye he doesn't laugh much
xx
And at 12.11 when him n ricky giggle 🤣
"Where are we?" Hahahaha
i don't think i will ever get bored of Karl
When he mentioned Tandys 😂😂😂 that's where I got my Atari from lol
Sonya Millward lol I csn remember buying my Nintendo from there 😂
imagine the crazy shit suzanne has heard
“What are the things in gremlins called”
I think he meant Mogwai
'where are we?' can't manage to locate himself in the space time continuum.
Who don't LOVE Pilky !!!!! Karl Pilkington for President of Society !!!😂
Karl is the best, he speaks his mind and it is amazing!
LOL thank you for the explanations, the jaffa cake bit was probably the hardest I laughed during this video...that and "they die don't they?"
They need to create a series that is all recreations of events from Karl's childhood. Surely it would be a huge hit. Sort of like shameless but more bizarre.
"After half time."
Fantastic job balancing the audio between clips, bravo
Comedy genius. Karl Pilkington!
"What were the 'things' in gremlins called?" 😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it when Ricky said "For a snack" :'D
I would love to live my life with Karl Pilkington's brain in my head
Karl is just class he realy makes me laugh
it's funny you guys explained it to me using the term biscuit haha....luckily I know that that's what we call a cookie lol
the amount of times i listened to this!
I SWEAR, THIS BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.
Train set blown up 😂😂
Met him a few years ago on his book tour, he is exactly the same in person too
Steve :- "You're not confusing your past with an episode of Dr Who?" That made me laugh out loud and I'm on my own. So quick.
Reality TV really missed an opp here, following Karl for a few days, would just have made such class TV
Brilliant 🌞🌞cracking
"I'm not sure you're from Manchester. I think you're from like Narnia or something" hahaha
Nicely done
well said
09:51
Steve: "Where was she ( the elephant woman) going?"
Ricky: "London Zoo please, brrrrrroooooooooo" hahaa brilliant
I agree with you but you gotta admit its funny when karl is like "oh no" but yeh agree with you.
when did the bee sting you? when i was playing football. hahaha
"No,I mean actually at what point during this story."
"Just after halftime."
Fucking priceless!!
Rickys face on karls phone gets me everytime
small cake, one half spongy, the other side has a bit of strong orange jelly hidden beneath a chocolate coating. (tea dipping risk = high)
Carl is 100% correct about the baguette
Yeah thats what I was thinking, like the animated show is the same conversations but re-done with swearing and extra bits of info
His face in the thumbnail XD
funnies't thing on youtube!
you managed to get every sound level in this video completely different, amazing.
All my youtube suggestions are Karl Pilkington videos😂
I've told anecdotes more than once, and they're not fake. :P
good for you :)
"I'll be uhh... I'll be thirty next month. This month. No, next- Wha- Where are we?!"
Mogwai when they are cute and cuddly, Gremlins when they go crazy.
Hes not on about the gremlins hes on about the cute ones :P
6!!!
4:00 picture explanation- Karl showing how he has to pay to receive text messages, so ricky texts him things like this.
They're a sort of cake/biscuit with a sponge base, and an orange-flavoured jelly coated in chocolate on top
I think the Father on that 70's show might be Karls Father.
do one more!!
thats the whole point
Custard Creams, Bourbon Creams, Malted Milk, Nice, Jaffa Cakes, Chocolate coated, Digestive, Rich Tea
its like a biscuit but soft like a cake coverd in chocolate and under the chocolate there is a orange flavored jelly lol thats how i would explain it and there really nice
How could you have not seen your brother for 11 years that's insane
+HerculezGaming blindness
+M Sloan loooooooooooool
He was a bit mental like
Hes dead now
Move to another country - worked for me.
I listen to these guys all the time, but they often have the same conversations 2 or more times and its like they are having it for the first time. Sometimes makes me think that they set the conversations up on purpose
Yeah, he's naturally loud with a high pitched laugh. My laugh is the same way.
the bit when ricky and steve start making karl out to look like a fool for saying "What were the things in gremlins called?" after he hears the word 'Mogli' ... that bit pisses me off so much, because they were actually called Mogwai in gremlins and karl was spot on.. sorta ;)
doctor: see mr gervais you have too much air in your lungs, i prescribe you with getting 2 stupid answers from karl pilkington for 4 days, you'll have no air left from laughing
All of those types you listed are available from every grocery and convenience store in America, and are located in, get this, the cookie aisle.
"What are the thhings in gremlins caled?"
Play a record!
the name for things like cookies like rich tea biscuits, hobnobs, custard creams, chocolate bonbons.
Cheers to the misfits!!
The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai. He's not thinking of 'gremlins'.
0:04 i luv english bull terriers
MrSlothGameing love how you spelt "gaming" wrong xD looooool
***** XD ik
And Karl is a lucky man.
Spuds for heads
Mogwaiiiiiiii!!!
+A7ibAllah Gremlins you twunt!
+Josh Hanson 🖕
They're Mogwai until they are fed after midnight and transform so it all depends on what stage of the creatures he's thinking of from the movie.
Allah is gay
he IS one
The Mogwai spawns other Mogwai if it gets wet. The original was the only one that DIDN'T turn into a gremlin, If it eats after midnight it will turn, if it's spawn eat after midnight they will turn. In the end the original Mogwai is the only one who didn't (and refused) to eat after midnight.
I feel old..... :D
I wanted to say the same thing but these shows are years and years old lol..
Karls brother is a FUCKING LEGEND!!!
Press pause -> press play -> press '5' a few times -> laugh
holy fuck, batman! (excuse convoluted pun!)
i've scanned that - very interesting ... gonna read properly later, when i've eaten.
thank you ever so much for that! :)
The thing about the French bread is true. Look it up
'What are the things in Gremlins called?'
If you get the mogwai wet, it will give birth to more mogwai.
If you feed it after midnight, then it turns into a gremlin.
I wonder how many other Karls there are out there who are not known. :)
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this was 10 years ago wow
I wouldn't be surprised if they repeated this conversation somewhere later down the line and used that instead. They often repeat some of Karl's stories even in the podcasts from the radio show
What are the things in 'Gremlins' called?
+Razvan Radu mogwai
Karl... We've had sky here for quite a while now... We even have internet.
They were talking about mogli from the jungle book, karl asks what the things in Gremlins were called.... Come on Ricky, see the link... He was asking what the -non- Gremlins were... the Mogwai... Mogli...Mogwai....see the connection.
Kark is quite correct about the origins of the crusty bread butty.
There called Mogwai when their normal but once they feed after midnight that's what turns them into Gremlins.
like 75% of the time xD
eliphantitas haaaaaaa''''
She is a lucky woman
''ungrey orris''
Fuckin' hippo in 'ere!