TOO fast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 พ.ค. 2024
- Kirby but just a little silly fast
Thank you to JC Players for this 100x change to the game!
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for the beautiful animation as always
Thank you to the fastest editor, Noteblock, for editing this video
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Happy Mothers Day \o/
No pin?
Nah
No
Ok
It's also my mom's birthday!
I am never giving Failboat power again
But what if you gave him MORE power
he ruined a perfectly good sand castle D:
Why no?
I'm sorry you gave Failboat a perfectly good mod and he just had to piss all over it, truly heartbreaking
@@RHVGamer I agree with you and think that would be a grate idea
How about 1000x speed?
Finally. A two word title. I have been saved from the nickels.
SPEED
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
If I had a nickel for every time there was a word in the title, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot... but it's weird that it happened twice
Fail boat has awarded us with not one but two words, we got a huge promotion lol😂
he should make one called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
The idea is simple Kirby drank a little too much coffee
the idea is simple kirby drank an energy drink for the first time
Real
Correct
The idea is simple! Kirby ransacked a starbux
The idea is simple. Kirby causes mass destruction for Mother’s Day
Kirby: why won't you die?
Meta knight: I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun.
Vergil stomps all of Marvel for 30$ and some drip?
ARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCK
FOOT--
@@dogedameme5321 ARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCK
NANOMACHINES SON!
"SUPER LASER PISS"
- Kirby, probably
"HOW DO LIKE THAT BOSSES? I PISSED ON THE CHANGES, YOU IDIOTS!"
4:37 reference
“Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go HIGHER. *I’m pissing on the **_MOOOON!!!!!”_*
@@WatchKid12 “that’s right! I pissed on the moon you IDIOT!”
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!"
Waddle doo: *just chilling*
Kirby: your day of reckoning has arrived
I read this in a deep voice
morpho knight: I warned you and you died, now I'm gonna take your soul
*Proceeds to be beaten brutally*
*In fear afterwards*
*realizes Kirby's gone and takes a deep breath*
*dies*
THE PROBLEM: kirby is feeling tired
THE SOLUTION: dump 3 gallons of coffee into his body
AND WAKE HIM UP OURSELF
*AND WATCH THE CHAOS OURSELVES*
@@Memefan snooze you lose my dude
0:06 OH GOD WADDLE DOO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT BUTTERFLY AS POSSIBLE
Kirby kinda saved him from that butterfly
@@jellylynn then sent him straight to talk with the butterfly
Morpho Doo
What? It's just a butterfly
@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901You know, right?
People think they can outsmart me. Maybe... But I've yet to meet a man who can outsmart macro arrows.
"POYO! HAHA!"
PUYO SPENCER HERE
What about a spider like being that mutated into a wasp who combined with a huge beanstalk flower with an army of one-eyed flower henchmen?
8:08 finally, an accurate depiction of Dark Meta Knight in Triple Deluxe, that blocking son of a nice lady
8:09 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
9:25 FAILBOAT, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?! “I have (a complete) idea (of what will happen)!”
He is bullet proof
"Are you sure this will work?!"
" *THE IDEA IS SIMPLE!* "
@@BPBludgeon oh that’s way better
"FAIL! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?"
"HAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!"
"Nothing's changed, you say?"
*"Kirby. Obliterate."*
Funny thing is, Archer is already a very good ability for TTA, the invincibility + fully charged arrow shot melts bosses. Dan just found a way to abuse the already good ability
5:09 you can see the lightbulb flicker on.
5:20 When a lightbulb flickers on, a tear is shed.
3:20 for this attack, he makes your computer run 100 times *SLOWER*
5:20 poor whispy he needs a break from the slaughter
The Kirb behind the slaughter
0:21 "By my mom?" "My mom made this!"
4:40 ive heard of being piss easy but this is ridiculous 😂
Kirby after the “dust” in his tea kicks in:
4:47 sniping is a good job mate
It’s always terrifying to see Failboat appear in my notifications
Failboat:makes a video me: *solution to the bosses he fights today*
*Somewhere in an alternate universe:*
"The concept is complicated"
_- Winship_
0:14 phew- *DUN*
0:09 YOU HAVE beamed YOUR LAST attack
A poem by Failboat:
No Green! 1:47
At 100 times speed! 1:49
This attack just feels mean. 1:50
"P1ss based combat" cyberpunk music starts playing and sniper from TF2 appears
3:46 Kirby: Back to the Dream Fields
"That's my boy" - 👴🏻
@@lil_Chill64 “Massa Kirby PLEEEEASE! I’m starvin’!” -Waddle Dee #546
You’ve heard of super laser piss how get ready for 5:25
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GEORGE BUSH
Underrated comment
I too love it when the 100x speed macro arrow firing gives me the ultimate power trip
( 4:04 ) The bell is now the only thing I hear when my alarm goes off. Thank you for making my morning much more pleasant, Daniel/Father.
POV Huntsman sniper: 5:14
kirb is speed. when you see him, then you dont. Goodbye people who see him, the only defense is give him a fruit and *RUN* .
Man, the amount of fun poked at Sonic Rush Adventure.. it's a great game.
Scrolled down to the comments exclusively to like this
Sonic Rush Adventure is still far too underrated for its own good 😔
0:24 undercover player's (me) wildest dreams
man i love sonic Rush Adventure
4:09, Well, that would explain that line from Kirby's Epic Yarn.
I think we need to get Kirby some help. We keeps peeing out stuff he shouldn’t have.
Whisppy: uh... guys? can someone please tell me that isnt Kirby
Kirby, looking like a pink blur in the distance:
Dedede: thaaaaats... not hi-
Kirby, suddenly in front of them: this is your last second alive
You forgot about the fact that he has a bow and a hat
Failboat woke up and said "Time to take a piss."
"WADDLE DOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BUT THIS GLUE SMELLS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!"
The idea is simple, kirby drink Red Bull with coffee and lost his mind
3:03 '''Beef cakes bob bop tin' as they say". Failboat is Aigis. Incredible.
Sonic rush bomberursh babara
Sonic rush, ah, the DS game, with AMAZING music ahead of it’s time
@@LoyaLPikmin hideki nagunma (composer for rush and jet set radio) also worked on bombrush cyberpunk where he had 3 songs get enuf da people and jack da funk
@@RameNoodlsWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@@LoyaLPikmin what?
the idea is simple
Kirby chugged 5 hour energy for 5 hours straight
I recognize that Sonic Rush Adventure music 1:50
kirby on caffeine
you dont want to see him at your door
Behold Kirby’s SUPER LASER PISS!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?!
“Hell are you? Some variety of snake… SEND HIM INTO THE BLENDER!”
-Failboat, 2024
I saw the word “blender” and my splatoon Octo expansion- filled brain just started panicking lmao
@@SeventheSquib *nasty majesty intensifies*
@@Unluckydood na na, NÃ ñå na na na na ÑÃÆÀÂÄĀ-
Failboat whole plan was ‘you can’t miss when you’re using the piss’
If there was a Kirby movie Failboat would be waddle doo
The idea is simple: Kirby’s addicted to pink bull
8:44 the limbo Keys moment but meta knight
is that Kirby, or is that SONIC?
Ist Sonirby (technically the better sonic copy abbillity from smash )
Failboat: Nothing's changed with flowered sectonia!
Failboat: Gets grabbed and his ability falls off the map
Me: Nothing's changed with flowered sectonia.
Happy Mommy Day to Queen Sectionia DX, who barely got an screentime due to Failboat's arrow piss barrage
2:00 is that the sonic rush adventure bossfight theme?
Yes
IT ISSSS
Cutter trying to not screw over Daniel every 0.2 seconds:
my favourite part of any kirby changes video is when everything breaks and Daniel genuinely isnt sure if it was intentional or not
Mod creater:Why are you like this.
Failboat:Just spams bows and says Why can't I lol
plot twist: kirby isnt doing these attack as fast as it seems, truly hes been stopping time and then rapidly doing the attacks, resuming time, and getting away with it. the reason fror timestop is because of the illusion that kirby is the only self-aware one, meaning that once resuming time, the bursts seem as if he truly was doing this but the conclusion is that kirby stops time so it seems that he is truly this fast to the naked eye.
i got Kirby's rampage flashbacks when he pulled out the macro
0:06 morpho knight: ah a nice victim- OH GREAT HEAVENS
1:11 FINAL FLASH
3:04 The mod used Sonic Rush & Sonic Rush Adventure music!!
3:53 Failboat literally became a dismissing Bell🤣🤣🤣
Me: *minding my business*
Failboat: "Is the music different?"
Me: "Hm? Lemme hear"
*Sonic Rush Adventure jumpscare*
I'll be honest, Failboat on a Sonic game would be interesting
This is the exact gift my mother wanted for mother’s day.
3:58 Y A A A A A A A A A A A A A Y
2:41 The 10 year old iPad kids: SKIBITI TOILET?!
8*
The soul of sectonia watching Kirby absolutely obliterate all of her minions at 1 hp (adrenaline wasn't a myth)
Hey Great vid. I've been watching your video's ever since 180k and been watching all of them as soon as they come out. you're part of the reason I'm fluent in English. You make me laugh every time. I was there for the 1m stream. You've had a positive impact on my life. Have a good day good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone. :)
Least threatening Failboat title:
0:42 why did they kill the guy
You’ve heard of Unfair Magolor when he had all the caffeine in the universe so here’s Unfair Kirby
Kirby drank a single drop of coffee and now is ready to commit a felony but at x100 speed
The idea is simple: give noteblock a raise
0:09 point of contact
My favorite part was when Failboat railgunned everyone
Railgun my beloved
I mean, Archer was already broken, considering you can basically be invincible with it.
“Beep takes the beep takes the bop and”
- Sonic Rush because he drank coffee with Kirby
1:04 HELP I STARTED CACKLING😭
you could start by not typing out an entire sentence with a keyboard
I don’t have enough money for a keyboard I’m typing this on a calculator😢
2 + 2 = cheese
3 × 4 = CLASH
“You instantly charge the ball” 🤨
I think he’s in his sussy arc.
Real Mike hawk moment
4:40 Dan: *discovers what he could do with Archer*
Dan not long after: *becomes Sniper from TF2 in the appropriate style*
Love the sonic music as the background. Fits well
6:37 bfdi in chat?????
Where
@@AxoTheGamer at the top, you can probably see it better at 6:36
Full message is "TTS give us BFDI or else we will throw 2763 boxes of pasta at you!"
@@kutiethekat BFDI
Got here like the flash
This video validates my choice of ranger as the best ability. Thank you, Daniel Failure.
someone needs to gather all of the times failboat has said “the idea is simple” together into one singular masterpiece of a vid
AIR PISS!!! 4:32
9:39 and you never will
Man, i love Triple deluxe. Some of the best music in the series. I mean, masked dedede's theme, Reflected Laughter, Dirty and Beauty. Bangers.
Failboat uploading is the light of my day
4:24 I love p*ss based combat
Who else thought about tf2 sniper
4:54. Me with your girl.
*yore'eru
The idea is simple. This is what Kirby's bosses get: his SUPER LASER PISS
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA
“Oh you make Kirby videos?
So, you’re kid friendly right?”
*”Considerably.”*
8:16 dan, your american is showing
5:47 Isn't that guy in Mario 3D Land?
Nah, that dude is a little guy
the archer strat was hilarious to witness
I love how ever since Kirbys rampage, the macro has just been a part of the Failboat lore.