Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 เม.ย. 2021
- Jokes about my first pet. Try to watch till the end.
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Credits:
Video Team: Abhishek Bhutwani, Gaurav Anand, Chimay Samnani
Post Production : Karan Asnani(Myoho Films)
Color Grading: Karan Asnani
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Cat Videos Shot by: Vishakha Upmanyu & Me
Sound Recording and Mixing: Sreejith Menon
Music composed by: Achint Thakkar
Singer: Achint Thakkar
Song Written by: My cat - Mitch Hedberg a.k.a. Zinda
Soft Toy provided by: Urooj Ashfaq
Thanks to Madhvendra Singh, Sidharth Dudeja for helping me with some tags to this bit
Announced on stage by; Sumendra Singh - ตลก
nothing but a matured Shinchan😁😂😂😂
@@utkarshapazare6942 bro mera channel subscribe kar do plz 😭😭
@@shivambailwal3639 चुप चुतड
Sinchan and matured doesn't go in a same statement 😂😂
Bigda hua shinchan
Grown up not matured😁
That one person who keeps saying “oh bhai” at the back 😂😂😂😂.
Bhai love your videos
Shi baat h exactly 😂🙏🏻
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"Dog is like a relationship and cat is like a roommate". That was epic 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Nyc
The way he's controlling his laugh and not giving any reaction by listening to the audience laugh is incredible 🫣
Everyone's gangsta until Mr Upmanyu shows up with 2 watches
birju bhai pro max
😂😂😂
Check my channel for pubg short videos
It saves time😌✌️
That a pro gamer move
Abhishek recording his cat's surgery
Doctor: recording kyun karna hai?
Abhishek: kyun ki, yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi
Moment banana hai
Yar ek hi joke bar bar accha nahi lagta 3 sal k bacche thori hai.
@@studiousboy644 "3 SAAL K BACHHE THODI HAIN"
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is crazy man
His writing skills and way of delivery is just on another level 🔥❤
Brilliant presentation ❤🎉
This man was the one of the best comedy boy 😅
Even now, he's still one of the best 😄
Other girls- be rough with me
Upmanyu's girl- do rough on me
🤣🤣🤣
Khan sir ne aaj bata dia china ki population ka🤣🤣😂🔥🔥🔥 raajth-cam.com/video/Oyr7JwnOuSA/w-d-xo.html
Lmao
😂😂👍
Bete..😂
This guy has some serious issues with his dad😂😂
Dog - "yrr iski apne baap bani nahi "😂😂
Baap se bani*
@@urmumhuge5556 yh😅
@Uday Yadav 😂
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The most intellectual comedian of the century. All real comedy
Everytime i feel bad i search standup comedy and your videos appear on the top. ❤love your performance
Cant believe. He finally uploaded 😭❤️
😁
Yaaayy 1st 😁
✌️
Me - It's just a cough.
Parents - It's just a cough.
Doctor - It's just a cough
Google - Khatam Tata bye bye gya... .
@@Shivraj_mn 🙄
When the world needed him the most, he returned.
Silently he is our hero
Finallyyyy !!!!
Expected comment 🙄
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Abhyas kasa challay ?
Yeah this one is def my favorite one from hus videos. I lost count of how many times I rewatched this lol
The one and only stand up comedian who make me feel amazing..........🍁🍁✨✨
One more legendary cat added to history 😹😹😹
1) schrodinger 's cat
2) Upmanyu 's cat
😆😆😆😆😆😆
samay raina's cat gambit
but anyway usko janta hi kaun hai🤷🏻♂️
@@kailo67kaun hai ye😊
Man i wanna see a full 2hours show of yours ..u r damnnnn hilarious🤣👌👌❤❤👌👌
@RaGe DadY pubg se to achha career hai bachhe. 😂😂
Lol
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Paise lagte h chutiye
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His expressions and his cuteness ❤
Abhishek, you are a master piece!! my eyes are sore from laughter throughout the show
He uploaded a 23 min long video to compensate his 12 months absence he knew how much public needed him back😂😂
Your True Fan ❤
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He's the only comedian I feel who isn't corrupting his material with society's bullshit. He's pure gold, making us laugh by pure story telling and observation. I'm a fan.
Anubhav singh bassi also❤️
@@poonammann1158 both are gem 💎
@@BharatSphere Yes!
@@BharatSphere And Kanan also❤️
akash gupta also
Thankyou abhishek for all these videos watched 500 times may be… sb yaad ho gai jokes mjy laikn after every exam of my final yr mbbs i watch u to release stress❤ i love u so much thankyou for cutness❤
Amazing song and I love it this video keep it up brother👌😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He still wears two watches..🤣So adorable..❣
Three*
why??
@@user-ob9zg2ic4e Ek papa ne gift ki aur ek gf ne konsi pehenu unhe samaj nhi aa raha tha isilia dono pehen li..Phit time kisne me dekhu ye confusion ho gaya aur dono me dekhu to pehele kisme dekhu, phir unhone kaha chodo yrr main apni vali main hi dekh leta hu..To third watch khudki hai jo pair me pehen te hai..🤣🤣❣
@@Dazai_Osamu_4113 xddd xdd
I thought only I observed.🤣.🤣
ABHISHEK UPMANYU : uploads.
*MEME ECONOMY IS BOOMING*
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Outstanding performance....mind blowing 😂😂
14:51 he should have said Talak Talak Talak 😂😂
"Life hai kya kar sakte hai, i think natraj ka sharpner best hai" owsm line😂😂😂
Hello mia .....
@@hunter8960 hello molester🙏
🤣🤣👍
@@pragyaraj3925 😂
Hi fake faminist 😅
I usually don’t comment but
“Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi”
😂🤣😂🤣
Haha
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haye wo icu ka ward
Is Baat Ki Koi Sense Hain, Hamein Badi Lagi Thi 😂😂
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Literally, watch whole
Amazing! If stand-up comedy is an art then Abishekh is a Picasso of stand-up comedy 💯👍
i laughed my lungs out!!!! your cat is really a cute soul!!!
haha it was hilarious, thanks for bringing awareness about Spaying and Neutering. Love from Buddy.
Verified spammer
@@ishaanislive3325 no he is an uploader actually. He has a channel about his dog
@@d3v3n_51ngh ya bhi thik ha 😂
I watched your all videos
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Abhishek uploads a video :
Everyone : '' Memes hi memes honge''
😂
Nn
Hh
@@balaji-kl5en Aye tutul putul kya?
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Wow nice very funny good videos I like this has has kar mera pet main Dard hone lagaa u r great artist and your great personality I wish you famous in all world...
Laughed my heart out. Thanks a ton Abhishek. Wish u all the more success.
no one ...
abhishek -" le joke"
that one person in audience- "OH BHAI , OH BHAI "🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ek dum sahi bola bhai
was looking for comments related to that person in comment section
Fake log hai 😒
Very irritating... Aisa logo ka bhi katwa dena cahiye...
@@sourabhnamdeo9580 che mahine se pehle😂😂
His cat after watching this -- *OOOO BENCHO TO TU HI THA WO........* 😂😂
As a cat owner I understand capturing those beautiful moments of my cat and showcasing it to others.
Btw his cat climbing to where the suitcases were... Is just so epic!
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Gaurav gupta akash gupta and abhishek upmanyu all are awesome 👌 hilarious 😂 they are best stand up comedian
Best standup comedian. 😊 I wish to see it live
When you realise there was a strong message behind the jokes...
Pets are not our commodity, they are living beings, with all their needs.
So eating meat is humane?
@@aagamsancheti1375 makes sense . Tell that to the lion too .
@@jabursayyed4586 he does not understand humane feeling but we can, god gave us this capability to love every living being
@@aagamsancheti1375 Ofc we understand humane behaviour , we r not eating pets bro . We aint chinese 😂😂🤣🤣
Abhi Nostalgia main kyun jee raha hai?
I like how he spreads awareness about things through his comedy. Indeed a very compassionate and intelligent person.
We all are aware of everything in this world.. we just don't want to realize anything ...
@@SJ-21 not everyone is aware but those unaware people are not on internet for sure.
awareness do you think it is a good act to pet an animal and control their birthrate for the sake of humanly pleasure of petting an animal. shame on all who think it is a good act, it is so cruel and brutal thinking of humans.
@@sevengers4u it's not about what we want but rather a safety measure for our pets. Even we humans control our own birthrate by taking contraceptive pills. Please Google the benefits of sterilizing a cat or a dog. You will realise how important it is for their health and longevity. Plus, how it reduces suffering in stray animals. There are a lot sterilization programs run by government itself. A lot of animal lovers and rescuers are dedicated to this noble cause. I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself.
@@rupanshidhruv I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself...
your profound sources please???
so I can read and increase my knowledge.
Bhai ..u r king of comedy...aapki soch ke aage sab bache hai...U r the final destination if someone wants to make people laugh...I wish you live long enough to see all the tortoise dying in front of you for several generations and sirf kachue hi rah jayen dharti pe aapke saath..
Love you bhaiyya,mere paas word nhi h .............ek dum sukoooon milte h aapki videos dekh k❤😊
Doctor: video maat banao
Abhishek: yehi batein to baad main yaad
ayengi 😂
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Doctor: video maat banao
Abhishake:yehi baatein to baad mein yaad ayengi
Abhishek's dad:beta daant mein keede padja....
Ultimate..... man we can see you continuous 2 hours... addiction your comedy is
The way he has blended his comedy skills with social taboos is just wow.😂❤️
That's what good comedians do🔥
Taboos mtlb?
@@raghavshukla5255 Google kr le
@@raghavshukla5255 means the things r not conventional or not a part of our ritual...
Hindi -
Amanya chizen , Jo possible nhin ho sktin.....
🙏
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He is wearing watch in both hands. He seems more punctual than others.
Ps: he mentioned his little sister. Wasn't he the only kid (ref: name and pigeons video).
Yes absolutely bro
Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃
@@kiwi2x492 if you are that good you don’t need to beg . Keep doing what you doing and eventually you will be acknowledged
LHS = RHS
One is fit band and another one is "jisme time dikhta hai "
My favourite standup comedian ❤❤❤so cute & funny 😄😄🤣
The only comedian that makes me laugh everytime. What a genius bro💎
What a funny way he told about men's showing off about their sex life is a ridiculous thing....Hats off🔥🙏🏻
an achievement's an achievement.
@@chaitanyagupta6668 lame is lame
@@pragyaraj3925 wouldn't you feel proud if you worked hard for something and got it? Same thing. With how dating is at its current stage with league systems, it is perfectly normal for such things to happen.
@THE ZOLDICS what's with this virgin thing?
Like does it give more pleasure if you do it with virgins?
@єквяιттуσ not that exaggerated bs. But you must be aware women are more conscious and calculative of who they take into bed than men. So for a man to sleep with a lot of women, it takes effort. It takes a charming personality, good looks, more money, status and lots of approaching(becoz women don't approach) while dealing with failures and still finding courage to approach again. Alll this requires humongous effort, something women are incapable of in dating. You could have almost the same body count as a player, whether you are pretty or average, all you have to do is ask. You're bound to find simps but it's not true for men.
Everyone is laughing on his jokes..
Me : *trying to figure out why he's wearing two watches*
Haha same here
Ditto
May be one doesn't work or it's out of batteries? After all he is a natural comedian.
The other one is a fitbit I think?
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Everytime I rewatch this , I find it more funny.👌👌🤩
This is so relatable😂😂😂
Never... I repeat never watch Abhishek's videos at night when everyone is sleeping😂😂
Wohi toh.. 🤣
din me release hui hai video aur aaj toh pehla hi din hai
Couldn't agree more ..
Abe tere yha sab 9 bje hi so gye kya?
8 mahine baad bhul jaoge
13:48
Abhishek:- **Natraj ka sharpner best hai**
Apsara:- **triggered**
Bhai dono ek hi company ke hai....
Copy
@@sakshamarora9983 bhai may be kisine likha hoga but i have not copied. Believe, i never copy a comment.
@@mrrobot-jq2ky bhai sachme last 17 yrs(as i am 17 yrs old) se mein use kar raha hoon but aaj pata chala, Thanks brother 🙏🏻.
Yes they are under "Hindustan pencils company"
@@pratikdash793 ok bhai aap serious kyu ho rahe ho fine 👍🏼👍🏼
Watching it for more than 15 times😅😅
Love you Abhishek ❤❤ the way you make us laugh 😂😚😚
*Abhishek Upamanyu after each video
"Bye Guys, See you next year."
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😂😂😂😂
The content he gives wo raaton raat nahi likha jaa skta , he knows very well where he has to take pause, face gesture on every line
It takes time
@@priyanshuchakraborty105 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai
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People talking about how he is wearing 2 watches, while true fans know he is wearing a third one on his leg 😂😂
Mai vhi dekhne aaya tha ki , dikh rahi ki nahi
Ha Taki voh waqt ke sath chal paye
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But it was not in the act 🙄
You mean the middle leg!
Abhishek bro came out of his house in lockdown, wonderful ❤
My favorite standup comedian ever......💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Two of the funniest things about him are his voice and his expressions.
and not his content lol?😂
badi insult kar ki
Proper dilli troll
No his dialogue delivery is best
Lesson i learned today - never drink water while watching his videos
Bro I swear I just drank one sip of water in-between
Suddenly he cracked a hilarious joke that water came out from my nose
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Most hilarious moment is when water comes out of nose 👃💦
Very goodLove you sir best O nice #Sandy018😍😍😍😍
rip phone/monitor
this isn't like any other comedy you see on youtube. i found it very creative. hail upannu
19.15। 'Ab to artist ho gya hai ladka, gaane likhta hai poetry likhta hai ' was hilarious and amazing 😂
Actually his acting skills are godly
God🙄🙄
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Ok DiCaprio
Whats that dp ?
@@anjalimathur7554 he means the hand movements
Abhishek sir, PETA wants to know your location😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vo log bhi kuch ni kr skte😂😂
Coz kaat te bhi vahi log hai animals ke🤣🤣🤣
@@JiveshGarg Sahi khel gya abhishek😂😂
Sab krate h apne pets ke gawaar.
I was just unable to control my laugh during whole video....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an outstanding comedian are you bro
Watching this video after long time but enjoyed as this is really new for me. 😂😂😂
5:42 when you realise that he is shinchan's adult version 🤣
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Shinchan bhi adult ke liye he hai
It's for 40+ in JAPAN
@@sunkey9992 are you serious ????? Is for 40+
not 18+ or pg14 ?????????????
@@vineetkumar798316+ ke liye hai ye jyada bol gata
23 minutes of Abhishek.... this night couldn't be any better!
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I watch this video thousands of times past 2 years 😂❤
One of the best standup comedian ❤
He doesn't have to try to be funny.. He is born funny... So damn hilarious and 210% original ones 😂💜
He have great humor
yes......very funny....so funny that he wore a watch in each hand...
@@paras73164 🤣 u have it yaa
Yaar tum dogi? Bas ek?
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This is the only comedian who never disappoints me. LOVE YOU ABHISHEK.😍😍😘😘😘😍😍
I think you forgot Akash gupta😄😉
Thanks
Bhai bhaii bhaiiii❤️❤️❤️
Abhishek umpanyu nd devish dexit purush nhi h
Mahapurush h mahapurush
Abhinav Singh bassi ko bhul gye lgta he😂😂
Aaj ka din ban gaya bhai, bahot badhiya comedy😂😂
No 1 stand up comedian ❤
And fav stand up comedian ❤
Knock knock !
Abhishek : Who's there ?
"PETA Here"
Abhishek be like:
Aap holi aur Diwali ko aathe Ho na
@@subashs4131 🤣chutiye kuch bhi
@@nishantpanwar1264 🤣🤷♂
@@subashs4131 lol
Abhishek Upmanyu’s time so good that he has to wear two watches at the same time. Legend
Yes
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Your comment was more funny than this video
The best comedian I have ever watched.... appreciation from Pakistan
Anubav is second best
Very talented. N nice ☑️☑️👍👍♥️♥️
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he is wearing watches in both hands. Kalai suni nahi rakhni 😂😂
Ek smart toh dusra non smart
Akash's dialogue 😂
Akash Gupta in the house😂😂😂
Yes
Choorha pehn liyo kal se hain 😂
After schrodinger cat, upmanyu cat is going to be added in history books
Now upmanyu will continue quantom mechanics.
@@avishkarpawar1442 sharirik durgandh mechanics.
And yours in wren and Martin for grammar!
I think it was Heisenberg's cat na??🙄🙄
@@nikhilguptacfa ohhh ....
You just burnt him with this reply brother😂😂
Had a bad day but I smiled because of this video
Thank you 🤍
Yr😂😂😂😂😂thank you for making my day and making me happy,god bless you❤
" Ye Billa ghar me hi rahega to Rasta kaat ta hi rahega ".....Epic yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yahi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi 😆
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"Muh dukh gaya cute ban ban ke". 😂😂😂😂😂This guy is pure talent.
Thank you for making me laugh after a long time😭🤧❤
Best video
Roj ratko sunta hu
Achi neend aati h
doctor: mat dekho, aur ye video mat bnao
abhishek: yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi
Welcome to the hundreds of memes for the next two years (at least)..
Best comedy video I ever seen
I am enjoying this 8th time but nothing changed...I still laugh a lot 😅
That part "Sindhur hata ke, Aahaan main vidhwa ho gai " was NEXT LEVEL HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂
I agree 🤣
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I love you
@@avigail_shresta2458 mee too 😂
@Hermione Jean Granger phir bhi laage rehna chiye 😂
After uploading abhishek upmanyu video
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🤤🤐😆🤯
Bahut sahi bro
Bassi kon h be
@@ashutoshmadhwani2335 comedian just search Bassi
9:14 indian men 🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 he nailedit here dhoti kholdi patriarchal gadedo ki 😂😂😂
चार दिन में 6 बार देख चुका हूं फिर हंसी रोके नहीं रूकती 😅😂😂😂
Ur cat is a unbelievable poet, he deserves Oscars.
Seriously...!! Poet and oscar....?
Tell me one poet who got oscar 😑
Bhai Oscar acting k liye milta hai Nobel prize milta writings k liye
@sunnythakur vo billa ha
@@jaydeepjoy8933 😆
@@sunnythakur266 😆
Dogs : They feed me, take care of me. They must be God.
Cats : They feed me, take care of me. I must be God.
Soo true
😂😂😂😂
That's a Christopher Hitchens Quote.
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Don't always stereotype this stuff. Cats and dogs both are very cute and adorable.