@@DiploStratsquestion: are all of the respective guns from 1900s? More specifically I guess 1914 since this is supposed to be WW1, but if it were specifically by 1901 that'd be legit
Yunno meme, you keep saying things like "This has strategic backing to it" but I have yet to see you invite a strategist to comment on your funny moves that actually, yunno, backs them? XD
Also, I love strong austria finishes they are always a massive battle, they are always tetering on the brink and to win you gotta outplay all around you, way to go Austria 🇦🇹!
The other players would just fill you in on the details. Although that does introduce some prospects for lying about the board state, i think it would increase the "popularity contest" factor to an unacceptable degree. Unpopular players would simply not know what was going on on the other side of the board.
While that would be cool I reckon you just end up playing something else that relies on denial of boardstate information more explicitly; Advance Wars By Web, Civilization, etc
1:32:42 4th option: go into MAO because Portugal will be open and there is nothing in Spain to defend it. If nothing comes back to Spain then Portugal is guaranteed next year
25:50 brainstorm/brainfart If Italy offers and succesfully convoys and like, assists austria (not a gunboat idea) to actually send an austrian army supported into Smyrna or some other corner territory- is that an instant super alliance? Like, 'yeah i'll have no troops in italy and you will get a wiwrd center its a great deal for you austria'. Also, is it a good plan for italy to convoy out austria's troops (into turkey, ruining any hope for an AT) and then just invade the hell out of austria and say "lol idiot"
2:25:20 LOL big facts; too many people fall for his sultry voice and demeanor when in fact he's the Nicest Male From Birmmingham who single handedly raises the stabs per capita by 2.19 every game
1:54:40 _Ezio, I know you're a cold hearted murderer of dots, but could you not spoil a game I was gonna watch??_ 😭 Either way I'd still trust you in an alliance over 🧢 as he seems incapable of not making bad stabs that don't change much and academically wanks himself as "a balance of power player" i.e. Least Violent British Male™ I definitely see the wisdom in your appraisal that 🧢 makes more egregious stabs against good alliance positions for little gain. Much love to yall both, this game is hysterical.
I am now convinced that Meme just does not like Salt's style not because Salt stabs, but because stabbing Salt rarely works out for him.
100%
never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
It's somewhat unsportsmanlike to play the "game of the knife" and not let anybody stab you.
2:04:30 the reverse brexiy
Meme, you can't keep getting away with this
At this point I'm convinced that Meme just brainstorms ways to play england that will annoy Ezio, and honestly I respect him so much for it.
I don't understand *why*.
-Ezio
@@DiploStrats Annoying Ezio is a fun hobby
-someone who has annoyed Ezio in real life
After watching this whole thing, can confirm that it was really cool when he did the thing!
How have you managed to watch this entire 3 hour video when it was posted 41 minutes ago?? Have you got a time machine?
10x speed is the ideal speed for DiploStrats viewing
But you do return it to normal speed for the DiploSirens
What can I say? I like to be efficient.
What thing? Timestamp?
Ok… this was posted just before midnight I am so tired I open TH-cam and see THIS THUMBNAIL I feel like I deserve an apology
I’m still a little sad we don’t have more chaos diplomacy but I’m sure this will deliver.
I did that moving back move in a real game once. I called it the 'fetal position.'
I was one of only three people to survive that game.
I just noticed for the first time that you went all-in on the Austro-Hungary-Ball and gave it _two_ eyepatches! Very fitting for the time period, lol.
I can't take credit for that; that was all done by AXOLOTOLS (our countryball artist)!
@@DiploStratsquestion: are all of the respective guns from 1900s? More specifically I guess 1914 since this is supposed to be WW1, but if it were specifically by 1901 that'd be legit
Uhh, I just started watching and noticed that the S03 Section of the video is 2 HOURS LONG??? Is that right?
It is not accurate, thankfully. Looks like the timestamps just aren't active after then.
Yunno meme, you keep saying things like "This has strategic backing to it" but I have yet to see you invite a strategist to comment on your funny moves that actually, yunno, backs them? XD
Whaddya mean, he's a certified Captain, thus the name
Also, I love strong austria finishes they are always a massive battle, they are always tetering on the brink and to win you gotta outplay all around you, way to go Austria 🇦🇹!
Hats off to Austria for spelling that message with move orders!
3:23:18 There’s actually a variant on vdiplomacy where Britain starts with six armies
what on earth? Why?
You can tell that response ^ was written by Ezio because mine would be 🤩
Historically accurate England
POV: "I don't want to get political, but..."
POV: 🧢Meme unironically believes that "balance of power" isnt the victim blaming of Diplomacy board state philosophies
I'm noticing a trend with Salt in every game now lmao
Are you both playing in the same game in imp dip?
We're playing in different games.
-Ezio
They should make a dipolomacy variant with some kind of fog of war.
The other players would just fill you in on the details. Although that does introduce some prospects for lying about the board state, i think it would increase the "popularity contest" factor to an unacceptable degree. Unpopular players would simply not know what was going on on the other side of the board.
While that would be cool I reckon you just end up playing something else that relies on denial of boardstate information more explicitly; Advance Wars By Web, Civilization, etc
@@josephjagusah8668 thats exactly what i want
Oh man, I hope the DiploStrats tourney has as good of a final as the last one 🙏
Fantastic thumbnail
1:32:42 4th option: go into MAO because Portugal will be open and there is nothing in Spain to defend it. If nothing comes back to Spain then Portugal is guaranteed next year
Gunboat games feel a lot more like a free for all than press games where coordination happens on the regular
I agree.
-Ezio
Aside from Diplomacy, Ezio's favorite game is Pac-Man due to his obsession with dots--he thinks he's easily gonna solo after 1 level going up +96
2:25:03 this is just a history documentary about British foreign policy
Cap: attenpts to play a game w/ Salt in it
Salt + rest of the board: you have chosen.. poorly
25:50 brainstorm/brainfart
If Italy offers and succesfully convoys and like, assists austria (not a gunboat idea) to actually send an austrian army supported into Smyrna or some other corner territory- is that an instant super alliance? Like, 'yeah i'll have no troops in italy and you will get a wiwrd center its a great deal for you austria'.
Also, is it a good plan for italy to convoy out austria's troops (into turkey, ruining any hope for an AT) and then just invade the hell out of austria and say "lol idiot"
vidoe idea meme and ezio minecarft lets play
English army in London is malicious supported into lava pool by Russian fleet
Whack, I'd rather see them play a cooperative strategy game or something
My mouth dropped when I saw this brexit Strat... bravo sir, bravo!
2:25:20 LOL
big facts; too many people fall for his sultry voice and demeanor when in fact he's the Nicest Male From Birmmingham who single handedly raises the stabs per capita by 2.19 every game
1:54:40 _Ezio, I know you're a cold hearted murderer of dots, but could you not spoil a game I was gonna watch??_ 😭
Either way I'd still trust you in an alliance over 🧢 as he seems incapable of not making bad stabs that don't change much and academically wanks himself as "a balance of power player" i.e. Least Violent British Male™
I definitely see the wisdom in your appraisal that 🧢 makes more egregious stabs against good alliance positions for little gain. Much love to yall both, this game is hysterical.