When I was a teen I would hang out with some friends in our hole in the wall town. It had a lot of abandoned houses and buildings. We would do what any teenage boys would do and break walls/windows in the abandoned places. Cops got wind of it I guess one time. We ran from the cops down a few alleyways. We have a main street where all the buildings connect and go all the way down the street. We climbed up the back of the pharmacy building and ran down main street across these connected rooftops. Then we waited at the end until they gave up. Hopped down and stuck back to our homes. It was the most fun chase I've had with cops. The other times.. not so fun.
Mentioning the LG chocolate phone was smart in that it gave me a very clear point in time and a blast of nostalgia, when he was running through the jersey woods calling up his friends after the party, I was 8 and messing with my mom’s phone of the same model 💀
It blows my mind that people smoke so much weed that they can take dabs on repeat. The last time I did one, I felt like I was very close to a mental breakdown.
RULE ONE: NEVER TRUST A DISPENSARY WORKER. They act like everyone has their tolerance. I only use CBD high products. And extremely low THC like 2.5 mgs. They always push me to try and buy things I know would make me uncomfortable. It pisses me the fuck off.
The one and only time I've done dabs I got so fucking zonked, and my friends left me by myself to do their own. I ate so many chips so fast I have scars on the inside on my cheeks to this day lmao
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Used a bong my first time trying weed and pulled the rookie mistake of thinking it wasn’t hitting when I just needed to wait longer. It was all smooth sailing though: got home, silently ate an entire footlong sandwich, and went to bed early without my mom suspecting a thing. Funnily enough she was totally cool with me smoking, but she would only think I was high when I wasn’t.
Agree with Will on not doing dabs for your first weed experience though. First time I did (terrible idea considering I hadn’t even smoked in awhile), I was phasing in and out of consciousness at an amusement park. I would be near the front of the line for a ride and be like “I have no idea how I got here.”
I was like 15, bought a bong before I even got weed... dumb as I was I put 0.3g in there, smoked the whole thing. I'm not joking, I had a hallucination of some chick going down on me, while I was laying down, asleep seconds later, woke up hungry as fuck and tried to make food but kept forgetting, opening and closing the fridge. Now I know I'm very sensitive to new drugs the very first time I do them. I had some... bizarre reactions.
Dabs are no joke. I remember one time years ago after a serving shift my server friends invited me to one of their cars to take some dabs. I wasn't new to them so, of course, I obliged, little did I know they had brought something special with them. Something called "100% clear dabs" or something like that. Again, little to my knowledge, this would massively fuck me up. My buddy spoons up a damn lollipop of this clear stuff and I take the whole dab in one go. I've never coughed for so long in my damn life. We ended up going to Old Chicago right after to grab some food and drinks but I had to bail after 5 minutes. I cannot fully explain the extent of physical pain I was in just from taking a single dab (even if lollipop shaped). I sat in my car for at least 3 hours writhing in pain just waiting for the high to wear off. Heed this warning. Take it slow with dabs, 100% clear or not.
Video after video I watch of Mr. Neff I can always relate, but man I have never related to a story as much as the oil rig dab... except now I realize I might have accidentally been the "see ya later brooo" guy in the story.
my husband also grew up in Princeton and it's one of the strangest places I've ever visited... it felt like the movie Pleasantville 🤣 (was actually kinda shocked my hubs didn't know of Will as they are the same age and both frequented hoagie haven lol)
Best part about using T9, is the fact, if you were good enough, you could no look text, without any mistakes. Now my fingers are too fat, and the keys are so small... I miss the good ole days
I used to do that with the old slide open phones with the full keyboards too. I’d no look text with my phone basically pressed up against the bottom of my desk
@@trevorseimears664 idk I think t9 no look texting is still more impressive, t9 was juuuust before my time though. I skipped over flip phones right to sliding keyboards
I smoked a half quarter of medical grade chronic every two days for 5 years straight. Minimum 4 joints of kush a day. I took a normal dab, maybe even a small one. Couldnt drive for 8 hours, couldnt reach down to pick up my water bottle for like the first 2 hours. Never again. Dabs are TOO MUCH
That guy that gave you a dab, if you weren’t exaggerating on the size and if it was still red hot, was for sure giving you too much on propose and too hot, I’ve done that to people I don’t like at parties before, I send love and regards. My first dab I fell asleep in the shower for 6 hours and woke up to my dad yelling and cold water 😅😂
nah he lived there when he was a kid, I believe. His parents are pretty well off, I think he's mentioned before that his dad owned and sold a small airline??? Or his grandfather?? Something like that. They seemed pretty comfortable financially, hence being able to live there. But there could be more to the story, idk. My perception of money is also coming from someone who grew up on gov. assistance so living in Princeton is pretty wild to me.
as a current student there idk how much it’s changed since will lived there, but it’s actually crazy how much a house or even an apartment costs. Like 99% of kids live on campus all 4 years just because there’s no other option unless ur mega rich
yeah something weird i've noticed is like weed people might be chill, but theyre assholes lol they'll prank the shit outta you and give you way past your limit and say "bye bye bro have a nice trip" and quite a few of them pressure you like that too to smoke or clear the bowl or whatever else, its a weird juxtaposition.
Will tells great stories
He is the best storyteller 🥰
the best
This is peak content right here. Nothing quite like a Will Neff storytime.
the editor for these clips is fucken awesome at their job
best part was Kevin mcleaod
When I was a teen I would hang out with some friends in our hole in the wall town. It had a lot of abandoned houses and buildings. We would do what any teenage boys would do and break walls/windows in the abandoned places. Cops got wind of it I guess one time. We ran from the cops down a few alleyways. We have a main street where all the buildings connect and go all the way down the street.
We climbed up the back of the pharmacy building and ran down main street across these connected rooftops. Then we waited at the end until they gave up. Hopped down and stuck back to our homes.
It was the most fun chase I've had with cops. The other times.. not so fun.
Will you’re SUCH a good storyteller. Your dab story reminds me of Ted nivisons 40 (*edit i meant 400!!!) mg edible story lol
It was 400 mg lol
@@meganwall4405 holy shit that's what I meant LOL even scarier
That man that gave you your first dab was clearly trying to kill you, cause anyone who dabs knows that was a death sentence, lmfao.
Mentioning the LG chocolate phone was smart in that it gave me a very clear point in time and a blast of nostalgia, when he was running through the jersey woods calling up his friends after the party, I was 8 and messing with my mom’s phone of the same model 💀
dream blunt rotation:
will neff
8:26 ice cream and funny cartoons or a good book man. THAT is the best high
Will is such a good storyteller lmao
It blows my mind that people smoke so much weed that they can take dabs on repeat. The last time I did one, I felt like I was very close to a mental breakdown.
Exactly. I smoked chronic everyday for 5 years and was couch locked for 5 hours from my first tiny dab. Too strong lol
i just wish Will uploaded more often i crave theseeee
Will is like MrBallen but instead of true crime stories its stories of random insanity.
Haha, I remember days like this. The endless running in the woods hit home.
we had one of those fences around our garden, weeds arounds it got high i didnt realize i was touching it with a metal bucket of water in my hand
lmao yeah that dude was just out to get people ripped that night
My buddy's dad helped create T9, he's a covid denier now. Weird how life works
the preface about living in princeton made me lol
RULE ONE: NEVER TRUST A DISPENSARY WORKER.
They act like everyone has their tolerance. I only use CBD high products. And extremely low THC like 2.5 mgs. They always push me to try and buy things I know would make me uncomfortable. It pisses me the fuck off.
Man the setup for this story is pretty incredible
“Re usable straw”. - caught himself 😂😂
Omg, this has been one of the greatest videos my god
The one and only time I've done dabs I got so fucking zonked, and my friends left me by myself to do their own. I ate so many chips so fast I have scars on the inside on my cheeks to this day lmao
Love story time with Will!! He said he was Giga Jacked hahaha IS the Kart still there?!?! hahaha
Love the video clips put into the story
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This story of his first dab is absolute gold, holy sh t, I've been there man 😂
love the storytime. love the editing.
Used a bong my first time trying weed and pulled the rookie mistake of thinking it wasn’t hitting when I just needed to wait longer. It was all smooth sailing though: got home, silently ate an entire footlong sandwich, and went to bed early without my mom suspecting a thing. Funnily enough she was totally cool with me smoking, but she would only think I was high when I wasn’t.
Agree with Will on not doing dabs for your first weed experience though. First time I did (terrible idea considering I hadn’t even smoked in awhile), I was phasing in and out of consciousness at an amusement park. I would be near the front of the line for a ride and be like “I have no idea how I got here.”
I was like 15, bought a bong before I even got weed... dumb as I was I put 0.3g in there, smoked the whole thing. I'm not joking, I had a hallucination of some chick going down on me, while I was laying down, asleep seconds later, woke up hungry as fuck and tried to make food but kept forgetting, opening and closing the fridge.
Now I know I'm very sensitive to new drugs the very first time I do them. I had some... bizarre reactions.
First time I did shrooms I sat in a chair and watched the stars move. Then dug a hole in the dark for two hours. It was a blast
Dabs are no joke. I remember one time years ago after a serving shift my server friends invited me to one of their cars to take some dabs. I wasn't new to them so, of course, I obliged, little did I know they had brought something special with them. Something called "100% clear dabs" or something like that. Again, little to my knowledge, this would massively fuck me up. My buddy spoons up a damn lollipop of this clear stuff and I take the whole dab in one go. I've never coughed for so long in my damn life. We ended up going to Old Chicago right after to grab some food and drinks but I had to bail after 5 minutes. I cannot fully explain the extent of physical pain I was in just from taking a single dab (even if lollipop shaped). I sat in my car for at least 3 hours writhing in pain just waiting for the high to wear off. Heed this warning. Take it slow with dabs, 100% clear or not.
CLEAR IT 💀
Video after video I watch of Mr. Neff I can always relate, but man I have never related to a story as much as the oil rig dab... except now I realize I might have accidentally been the "see ya later brooo" guy in the story.
my husband also grew up in Princeton and it's one of the strangest places I've ever visited... it felt like the movie Pleasantville 🤣
(was actually kinda shocked my hubs didn't know of Will as they are the same age and both frequented hoagie haven lol)
"All of this happened in a video game" hehe I'm using that
Best part about using T9, is the fact, if you were good enough, you could no look text, without any mistakes. Now my fingers are too fat, and the keys are so small... I miss the good ole days
I used to do that with the old slide open phones with the full keyboards too. I’d no look text with my phone basically pressed up against the bottom of my desk
@@V8chump that's impressive!
@@trevorseimears664 idk I think t9 no look texting is still more impressive, t9 was juuuust before my time though. I skipped over flip phones right to sliding keyboards
The fact that I'm a zoomer that knows T9 bc I grew up in a country stuck in a time warp makes me feel... strange.
You are the goat Will
My favorite storyteller
The cop trotting 😂
I smoked a half quarter of medical grade chronic every two days for 5 years straight. Minimum 4 joints of kush a day. I took a normal dab, maybe even a small one. Couldnt drive for 8 hours, couldnt reach down to pick up my water bottle for like the first 2 hours. Never again. Dabs are TOO MUCH
ANOTHER BANGER STORY
That guy that gave you a dab, if you weren’t exaggerating on the size and if it was still red hot, was for sure giving you too much on propose and too hot, I’ve done that to people I don’t like at parties before, I send love and regards. My first dab I fell asleep in the shower for 6 hours and woke up to my dad yelling and cold water 😅😂
What the fuck, will went to Princeton?!
nah he lived there when he was a kid, I believe. His parents are pretty well off, I think he's mentioned before that his dad owned and sold a small airline??? Or his grandfather?? Something like that. They seemed pretty comfortable financially, hence being able to live there. But there could be more to the story, idk. My perception of money is also coming from someone who grew up on gov. assistance so living in Princeton is pretty wild to me.
as a current student there idk how much it’s changed since will lived there, but it’s actually crazy how much a house or even an apartment costs. Like 99% of kids live on campus all 4 years just because there’s no other option unless ur mega rich
at least in the immediate vicinity of campus that is, I’m sure things get cheaper the further out u get
@@RealElongatedMuskrat oh I thought he mentioned something about attending in passing
Bro, no shit, i work in princeton NJ. Cool story
Princeton NJ?
yeah something weird i've noticed is like weed people might be chill, but theyre assholes lol they'll prank the shit outta you and give you way past your limit and say "bye bye bro have a nice trip" and quite a few of them pressure you like that too to smoke or clear the bowl or whatever else, its a weird juxtaposition.
I did a similar thing by running from the cops and jumping one of those really tall fences w/ spikes at the top and just shredding my pants lmao
I fucking love Will Neff story time.
typical Will W
Dabs FTW
Wish there more of this kind of content on fear &
Storyteller Will Neff
Wow that sounds like a really crazy game!!
First dab I ever did made me almost shit my pants they gave me too big of a dab
Wait Will went to Elon? I lived 2 miles from campus when I worked at LabCorp, nice place
My first Dab I threw up for three hours
I could t9 faster than traditional keyboard
W content please more
Story time with Will.
I smoked a dab on a first date and got way too high.. like I was just stupid lol She never called me back😭😂
I’m a zoomer, but I was raised on boomer and millennial shit. Used to use the T9 typing all the time
Amazing 😂😂
StoryTime !!!
Will is such a fucking legend 🤣
Knowone tells a story like will. It's why I want more Fear & with no guests. Just him and Hasan chopping it up.
its just an unwritten rule to give someone at least X3 the size of a normal dab if its their first time
Here little algorithm, snack on this comment
Man gave you the heroic dab dose