Very Delta #80 with Meatball: "Are You A Fat Sl*t Like Me?"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Fellow MOM diva joins Delta on the couch to talk about her hit club night ‘Fat Slut’ at Precinct in Los Angeles and her quest to be pretty like Delta. And yes, Meatball is wearing a replica of Delta’s set, complete with a built-in curtain rod. They discuss why Lucille’s BBQ makes one need the restroom, and even do a Subway Sidekick Footlong taste test together! Plus Delta goes off about deals at Ralphs, and why she is still asked ‘credit or debit’ when we all know damn well that question is absurd.
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Delta’s rants on problems that are not really problems is truly refreshing and something I look forward to each Monday.
Problems that are not really problems? Excuse you!
its just frying the small fish! we hold space for that! everything can't be about the bigger fish to be fried!
But for the modern-day middle aged working lady, they are real problems!
Sorry, the rants are real issues, make no mistake 😖
the soda segment was definitely a real problem
We reserve the space for the Ralph’s employee that had to restock the misleading Diet Coke superbowl bundle deal
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😂😂
Delta saying “electronic car” instead of electric car is so funny to me. What a queen.
"Do you have like Kit or something?" The way I HOLLERED in pre=millenial
WE CANNOT LET THESE CORPORATIONS SCAM US ON THEIR REWARDS APP AND THEN JUST EXPECT US TO BUY THE ITEM BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY AT THE REGISTER🤬
Yup! And guess what, the owners don't care if you leave the cart there and don't buy. People seldom do that, and when they do it's the employees' problem. The CEO of target probably visits a store once every 5 years (if at all). The people who come up with these scam sales ideas, and the people in charge of the apps/membership/whatever, barely, if ever, deal with the daily consequences of this scammy self-contradictory sh!t.
With love,
A frustrated retail employee.
I SECOND THIS
@@blackglitterxx1841From a fellow retail worker. Just don't give a fuck. Do what you can do in your time and don't bust your arse. In my last job we literally bullied the ceo whenever he came in. You would not believe how pitiful and fragile these men are.
Huh?
Falling down a rabbit hole that ends in solving the Jon Benet Ramsey case 😂😂
Delta is the wordsmith of the generation.
A poet
Put katya and delta in a room together and watch the spacetime continuum break due to their joint vernacular overload slay
@@orcunturan 💀'vernacular overload slay' would make a great drag name!
It made so much sense when she divulged that she studied journalism at college
@@orcunturanJust watched the latest episode ft. Katya and I think “slunch” sustains your claim.
the scentbird ad is the most fitting sponsor i’ve ever seen
They could stand to do a Delta sampler for real. and have her curate the offerings, especially scents you can stack and layer
@@zacharybeardsley1278omg this so much
I’m hoping that Meatball sweeps the Queertys, Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, and Tonys this year! - (Not the Golden Globes though, they need her more than she needs them.)
I totally agree but now I'm laughing at "QEGOT"
@@Jeffeffery9 haha, I was going to post that but saw one comment and was like I bet that's what that one comment is. Kwee-got! I 💕 it.
“What’s fat?”
Delta asking the real questions
THESE OUTFITS ARE THE BEST EVER WORN ON VERY DELTA
Very Delta is for the passionate woman who seeks vindication
but not revenge because she's too good for that
not kim chi getting hit by a stray bullet lol
Period..
I loved the Mom/Daughter esque moment of Delta being sighing and not responding like it was fucked up and Meatball further explaining the joke 💀
If you saw the onion, cilantro, and the soda's...that was me! I love me some Delta Work!
"a brutalist fart" sounds like a sloppy seconds episode title
Meatball's outfit is CAMP!! 👏🏾⛺
The fishnets were NOT ripped 😂😂
The rant hit the spot, Meatball brings instant comfort, and delta is on a roll - love this episode, needed it today 🔶
Clocking someone’s age based on their arm inoculation 😂
omg this is going to be an electric episode! can already imagine how good the chemistry and banter will be
one of the best monologues of the new year thus far. she got me together.
The correct way to eat Oreos with milk, as taught to me by my mother, is with a fork… go with me here. You stick the fork through the side and through the icing, then you can use the handle to dunk the entire Oreo, so you don’t end up with a crispy edge.
Chopsticks if you’re fancy.
i'd be afraid of biting the fork though
THIS IS IT. NOTHING ELSE.
And just put it in the milk for a couple seconds till you stop seeing bubbles
Meatball on Sloppy Seconds opening line when Delta Work guests: Ohh, baby, we got a wild one! I'm in shoulder pads.
Shoulder pads got bigger on Very Delta. 😂😂
Sounds like Lucille’s need to clean either their entire tea production and dispensing system, or their ice cube machine is moldy inside.
I came here to say the same thing. Bacteria in the iced tea urn. (Either not cleaned well or the iced tea is old.)
delta and meatball are a pair i didn’t know i needed
The tab, insert, and swipe thing killed me!
Meatball & Delta need a monthly podcast where they go through all their trials & tribulations of the that month.
I am so grateful for you Delta! I love you! Thank you for existing!!!!
I love that very delta always opens w a Nuerodivergent rant.
This episode is going to be ridiculous and I cannot wait to have it on REPEAT🤣😍 The trailer alone has got me PUMPED🔶🔶🔶
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the second you started talking about the grocery store I KNEW it was Kroger/Ralph's. those signs are written like a logic puzzle and after working all day I don't want to do algebra to figure out if the frozen chicken tenders are actually on sale or not
It's probably the type of sweetener they're using in the iced tea, and how much they're putting in, a lot of sweeteners can cause digestive issues / diarrhoea - if you check the label on most sweeteners, they will warn you about laxative effects.
Very Delta coming out on Christmas AND MY BIRTHDAY? yeah this year is major.
Happy gay birthday
48:22 "they dont do plastic in these [cookies]" "no, this is wood-" "right, so these're biodegradable" lmaooooo
Finally some fresh Very Meatball! I love this outfit, THIS is camp. Love your conversations Delta
Missed opportunity: I wish they would have flashed on the screen Meatball's quote "What I love is laughing at people" 😂
The subway bread thing is because of the sugar content, and it’s only something that happened in Ireland,
so I think it’s technically Subway Cakes in Ireland
There no more plastic in it than any other food you eat 😂
The solving Jon Benet case through the rabbit hole of choice made me shart!
This episode brought me so much joy! Thank you!!!! Sending y'all love from OK!💕
It’s the fluorescent lights in the stores that makes you poop. Tea.
I was hysterical from todays monologue, one of the greats for sure 😂
Very Delta serving our consumer needs with CEO’s of the world. Also we honestly need you on the Jon Benet case. And yes we wear Dollar Tree as well. Visit New England for apple cider donuts soon!!! We have the best 🙏🙏🙏
Meatball is Very Delta 🥰
Delta is really going off today. So hilarious!!
Delta’s ad reads are so gentle and elegant.
I'm so jealous of people who can attend the meatball's party, it sounds so fun lol.
when you chop these episodes up behind a pay wall im going to cryyyyy. love these amazing humans.
This pair is what I've been waiting for all my life. Love you both!
I approve this rant. I show at Kroger and I hate downloading digital coupons to my profile. Just give everyone the discount period.
When I worked at grocery store in high school I loved "go backs" because it helped pass the time; so you're totally right to not feel bad
This is the prettiest set design I think I've seen out of all of the podcast sets!
Delta Work in
The Walking Errands Tour.
Comedy tour featuring Delta telling her stories about getting thru her day.
Yes please. ❤️
literally scarlet O'Hara level suffering😂
Deltas rants are my asmr. I feel so relaxed after them.
Hilarious!!!!!!! One of my favorite episodes! You are definitely a friend In my head. Meatball is a great guest-) Amazing chemistry!
the title is so good that i dont even mind it being a typo
Nobody can even go couponing anymore because of horrible horrible rewards apps
Huge fan of delta. Came for the interviews and guests she has on, stayed for the whole podcast. 10/10
In Chicago you must have an appointment to be seen at the DMV now. At first I was like wth?? But I was in and out in less than an hour.
could (and do) listen to these ladies all day
Delta, you are incredibly astute. I was listening to this while working and turned my head to complete full attention about 20 times. Yes queen.
Remember when grocery store cards actually saved you money? I used to save like $15 and get points for gas. Now I get like 15 cents off.
Delta sends me 😂 fucking love her! She needs to take this on tour. I’d listen to her rant all day every day 😂
two Ms America rocket scientists substitute teacher Moms, gone wild
The footlong taste test is everything I needed today thank you 🤣
This was one of the best very delta episodes I’ve ever seen! Meatball is sensational af!!!!!
Meatball here is perhaps the only time where it is correct to say, “it’s giving green couch vibes”
Egg McMuffin with bacon?? I had no idea ! Thank you !!!!!! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
u can do multiple timers at once on ios now!! but idk on android, i always need multiple alarms going and theyve been life savers!!
Meatball brought out the best of Delta. I don't want to see Delta prim and proper all the time. I want messy Delta as a special treat now and then.
I live in Ohio, and growing up you had your CHOICE of Apple Orchards where you could go and ride in a little hay bed to the apple trees or pumpkin patch, some times the orchard would have strawberries or blueberries to pick as well. There was also always a cider house where you could buy apple cider by the half gallon or gallon and get a variety of apple baked goods including the apple cider donut. It's a cake-like donut dusted with cinnamon sugar on the outside. Very delicious with a warm mug of cider.
Delta and Meatball need a Food Tasting Show ASAP 🤣🤭❤️
Name em'. Name em'.
God bless Sutton Stracke
This felt too short! Great to learn more about meatball!
Using digital money in America seems so difficult. Australian here who hasn’t used cash in years or my wallet PayPass all the way
Everything in America is 100 times more difficult than it needs to be.
Thank you for brightening up my day, Delta and Meatball.
I could listen to these two endlessly
I realized watching this today that Delta's problems are exactly the same problems I've had this week!! What a world!!!!😂😂
I used to work for the DMV. First of all, don’t go to a registration service. They rip you off and some are shady and know how to make it look like there are more DMV fees than there really are plus they charge you their fee for doing it for you.
Appts are worth it. Better than not having one.
Best thing to do is go 5 mins before closing (4:55pm) they have to let you in and no one wants OT so they work faster so they can go home sooner.
Some employees are typical DMV. Rude as hell or lazy. Not all are though. As long as some luck is on your side, you’ll get a happy, does not hate their life employee.
Lastly, if you are making 3-5 trips to the DMV to complete ONE transaction, it’s your fault. You need to do a little homework before going or make sure you understand what is needed when you get turned away the first time.
I love to pricematch things--it simply sparks joy.
One of the best guests. Love their chemistry
42:30 So Ireland deemed subways bread as cake because of the amount of sugar in the bread. I’m not sure if this has happened anywhere else but that’s the first time I remember hearing about this
I would die without this show. I need a shirt with Delta on it that says “uh huh” because the way you say it really assures me that you get it. Hahaha. Love you, Delta.
"Delta, I got your number
I need to make you mine" will be stuck in my head all day now
Delta and meatball? this might be the best very delta episode ever!
Love meatball! Her opening on Sloppy always kills me.
9-1!!!!…8-0
"get me Cinnabon and put me in the contest" I felt that lol
“I do, why yes” the girls that get it get it,I love meatball and really enjoyed this podcast w/visual elements ❤
Delta's outrage about the Heresy against Cinnabon's legacy had me quaking. 😱
When I worked at a register, I would always try to comfort customers by letting them know the system wouldn't charge multiple times. Because at that point I knew from experience, but I would still be anxious when I swiped.
Delta - I have a restaurant recommendation: Beach Hut! It's in Torrance, you would LOVE it, seriously.
i wish you did a 2 parter. LOVED this!!!
"I feel like if we wanted to see that, we'd just go to Soup Plantation" FU both😂😅
Delta would make an ad for scentbird super relaxing and sensual. Love how much this podcast and video talk show reminds me of delilah radio
always look forward to very delta on mondays
I really really really love Delta’s rants😂😂😂😂😂
32:40 Deltaaaaa have you updated your iPhone? I think 1-2 months ago they added a feature where you can have
Multiple timers on at once ! You can even label them. Such a lifesaver for me when I’m cooking or doing laundry lmao I’m so forgetful.
Now I want to learn more about Meatball. I just realized I know nothing about her background - just that she is hilarious! More more more 😋 TY Delta!
Oh this episode is gonna be giving green couch I can already tell!!! 😍🔥
Delta is basically shitting on the shenanigans of American Capitalism, and I love it.
Been a long time coming, can't wait 🔶
Great episode! ❤