hang out with me for a day to pretend you have friends! :D
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ย. 2024
- THE TITLE IS A /J I AM CERTAIN YOU HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS (unless you don't then go befriend a bird)
GOOD MORNING AXOLOTS I am here again with another vlog, the third of it's kind here in the faline san youtube channel. Today I bring to you a classic day in my life video, where I go out for the first time, touch grass, bathe in sunlight and eat stale spaghetti. I hope this shall promote the importance of a healthy lifestyle to you all, when in doubt simply do nothing and eat stale overpriced fast food. (this is a lie do not do that)
A simple video for today B)) upload might be a doozy the next weeks or so but I hope I'll be able to make some more #entertainment for yall soon, until then pls send cheese to my home so I will not starve thank you
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👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲 bald
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spitting image of u 🥰🥰🥰
U DELETED UR OTHER COMMENT LMA 👰🏻♂️
slayyy
"I have a read 2 fanfictions a day to keep my fantasies running."
*Faline has her priorities straight.*
Nothing abt fanfiction is straight
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
I relate to this so much!
ME ASWELL
I related to that so much its actually scaring me
I can finally lie about having friends to my parents!!! Thank you faline
LMAO
Holy hsart there are bots 💀
Its all fine until they ask to meet them..
@@contentandcats damn.
Honestly same 😭 they were toxic so I left
8:01 I'm literally *obsessed* with Faline doing her own FAN EDITS!
FRRR
song name?
@@amna7546 Stereo love, try searching speed up version.
Damn it was good 😂❤
*his
11:49 those who wants to know the song she's singing )
🌈It's Sea shanty - wellerman
🎶The lyrics she sung
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go❤
Thank you
😂
I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH OMG FALINE IS KING👑
I love that song
Wow. This made me feel like I had friends. Goal achieved
Imagine having friends, cant be me
It’s a great feeling trust me
@@Ronaldo-eu1nz that's finally here but your dad isn't
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
@@cyrusthegreat7030 No never
"acne is strawberry freckles"
"if anyone makes fun of you for it, bite their d!ck off"
i just started growing acne a week ago, this rlly reassured me. this is why faline is a queen :)
edit: spelling error 😀
don't worry too much about it :)
Dw I’ve had acne for a year now and it gives my face FLAVOR 😍
@@euppe woahh niceee 😍
Acne is a very small nose, and popping them makes them runny
@Frogbro 😋 face sprinkles 👹💅💅
ok let's appreciate the fact that she made us feel less lonely, ily faline
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
can you bots stop breaking in my comment section i have a family pls
@@cyrusthegreat7030 No fuck that, resurrect the Kingdom of Prussia.
@@alwinvillero9505 homosexual
@@alwinvillero9505no, rebuild ukraine.
I love the fact that when faline talks to her mom the asian accent kicks in instantly
Do you mean… fluent Chinese?
Do you mean… Malaysian accent? “Asian accent” is the most stupid thing I’ve heard what even is Asian accent?
Oh sorry i meant mainland chinese accent. Its not malaysian cuz i know what a malaysian accent sounds like. ngl i dont rlly give a shit but just to clarify yea its chinese accent
@@vawoah8408 no i meant her speaking english to her mother
Finally, a friend who doesnt whine and complain, like "its 4 am go to sleep"
Thanks faline
13:23 My name is Max and I was enjoying the video so much. I did nothing to deserve this.
Same here
I got legit terrified when I saw that.
same
Can we just appreciate how aesthetic faline's room is-
also, you should play amogus some time to experience the chaos there.
Ikr! It looks so comfy too
Frr
phtoamogusrath
@@darkflightdreamer1698 what? lol I get the amogus part but what’s the rest lol
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
Being socially antisocial for anxious and awkward people: A series.
Edit: for those who seem to think I meant asocial. No. I meant what I said so please dont try and correct me. I speak English. I understand the difference and definition of each. I said what I said because it's what I wanted to say. If you dont agree then write your own comment instead of trying to correct mine.
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
What?? Socially antisocial?
What?? Socially antisocial?
do you mean 'asocial'
or something sinister
@@serpentsuperior7473 I love how many people think I dont know what I meant
13:05
Faline at 2 am writing fanfics
11:00 this is why the universe didnt want you to put that contact on
honestly faline is provably what I’ll be like when im older except worse humor
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
@@cyrusthegreat7030 will the Persian Empire help me achieve my most desired goal of World Domination????
@@harpyeda1473 this
we stan our friendly queen faline, she even made this video for us to not be lonely.
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
holy shit dude the bots are everywhere man
I can't tell if this is what its like to have friends as ive never had them, but i trust faline to give me the most accurate experience
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
@@cyrusthegreat7030wait so is that what friends do? rebuild the Persian empire? count me in.
Human beings have all had atleast one friend
@@anethanlad yes
Yes, i have friends and theyre like faline, accept cringier. Maybe even more cringier at times 😭
0:44 "I don't have a job"
Guys faline is actually doing her job right now
7:37. FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Faline really went from pretending to know what a projector is to a random person on Omegle to actually having a galaxy projector in her room.
That my friends, is true character development.
Me: feels lonely, is currently overthinking about everything, and is on the verge of tears
*opens youtube*
*sees faline posted*
Me: 😊
damn yeah
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
Idk if you’re joking or not but in case you aren’t, I hope you’re doing okay ❤️
Me too but I already cried before watching😅
Bruh I relate so much, glad to know someone out there feels the same :)
As I read the title, it really had to remind me of the fact that my friend left me on read today when I asked if they wanted to hang out 💀
relatable.
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
aw i'm so sorry about that! i hope you feel better ^__^
Ouch- i keep seeing my friends hanging out and never asked me💀
(Hai zylo 👁👄👁)
@@nanadobee nahh it’s alright, they were just busy LMAO
Sure was nice to hang out with Jack for a day. He truly is the greatest friend I could ask for.
8:56
WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE WHAT HOW
Seriously I didn't know that I could relate to someone this much. Like from watching fanfictions and making up imaginary scenarios to not being ready for 18 but time just won't stop and having a room that is all of the mess in the house combined and also liking art and technoblade. Btw amazing video. 😊
0:15 oh shit good to know they’re more people who make there own imaginary scenarios like me instead I just watch a bunch of listener asmrs to fall a sleep and make my own story 😃✋👍
1:51 " I baby I no understand" This had me laughing so hard lol.
my friends actually just never want to hang out with me. It's sorta depressing, so this did help a little bit. Thank you
"all that grass
*casually touches grass*
i'm cured now."
- Faline san
6:36-7:08 is my FAV part. That is exactly how my parents want me to be like. The cute doggy is more obedient than I am.
Also Abie is so cute! (*´∇｀*)
@@Cawffee7 yeah
Whenever you feel insecure about ur acne..just remember that :
Acne's are strawberry freckles 🍓on our face which makes us look cute... literally hitsss
There are people working on the roof right now, so when she said "I am right outside your window" it was so ironic it made me want to look outside at them
I feel like me and you have something in common, loving McDonald’s French fries, watching dr strange bc why tf not, short hair, literally similar humor, similar clothing, literally when I shower I just sit there in my phone, but instead of going to sleep at 2 am, I go to sleep at 5 am 😍 ✌️
Lol your friend looks so done 6:11
Who needs therapy and friends when you have Faline
4:56 the fact Faline tried to give it another chance is hilarious
im spending my birthday alone becouse i have covid and a ginormous lack of friends, (i might have been crying my eyes out for half of the day bc of that), and this video really makes me feel a tiny bit more special, so, thanks for being here on my birthday random youtube girl, i like your unfunny jokes
I hope you get well soon wish you a speedy recovery and i hope you feel alright Have a Wonderful Day/Afternoon/Evening or Night And don't worry you will get friends sooner or later (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧✨💜 Wish you all the Best!!
@@Mochiiishere tysm!!! thats really kind of you
"acne is strawberry freckles" was so good, i needed to hear that! tysm
Dude, your almost to 1 mil and your content is JUST straight vibes. I'm not even envious, I respect it
0:20
Finally, someone who actually gets it.
faline: hang out with me for a day to pretend you have friends
also faline: **is alone 80% of the video**
*mhm, youve got plenty of friends with whom you spend most of your time, flavoured spoon*
Faline has done so much for us. Let's give her a round of applause
*Clap sound effect plays
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
faline rlly just made a fan edit of herself 💀
My friends rarely reply to my chats so this is perfect especially for introverts lol
This video is so aesthetic that my skin cleared up , i now have friends , ive got good grades and ive ascended to aesthetic land ✨💅😌
Take me with you please
Who else wishes they could be actual friends with Faline ^^
"I have enough materials."
Faline is growing up 😭
11:40
This is known as foreshadowing
8:06 those hair flips make me fall in loaf with faline even moree
I literally love these videos, thank you Faline.
Wanna help rebuild the Persian empire? Read my name
thanks faline i no longer feel lonely
i really love how well your pink in your hair goes with the curtains
12:09 I AM CRYING AT HIS USE OF KICK THE BUCKET
edit 10/8/22: updated the pronouns
What does it mean
@@ayushhroyy "kick the bucket" means "die"
she used it to say she is sleeping
my two braincells fired and i started wheezing for some stupid reason
OMG, thank heavens someone else noticed XD She said it and I felt a alarm for a second, then confusion, and finally delight :D
2:57
This was the most helpful thing I've heard today thank you sm 👍
9:03
wtf I've never related to anything harder in my life
2:37
yes, they put the souls of chickens in there
“We begin with procrastinating sleeping”
Me who slept at 5am:
*yes*
6:36 confirms my hypothesis that Abie is *built different*
1:00 how dr strange saw the multiverse
Thank you for this live-action role-play for us Faline where we spend time with you
It’s even better then fan fiction
Perfect timing Faline! I need a friend rn and omg today we didn't get to watch Dr. Strange on cinemas coz my other friends ditched us :((
9:36 I can feel your pain
I *must* wear contacts because it helps not to get more blind than I already am
It always takes me 20-60 minutes to get this hell-made things in my eye
Faline is so relatable istg. Everything he says describes my LIFE
literally had a mental breakdown minutes ago for not having any friends so I opened TH-cam to play some sadder songs to vibe with me when I saw ur vid, thank you so much Faline
So wholesome to have a friend ❤️
Finally, after years, I finally have a friend..
Thank you for letting me pretend, Faline :’)
12:18 i go to sleep at 10pm or 11pm and wake up at 10 am
I go to sleep at 9 cuz I have to wake up at 5
same 💀
“i have to read at least two fanfictions”
same. i honestly cant sleep without my daily dose of dnf fics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
geez my life is amazing
7:49 that was actually pretty cool
“If anyone makes fun of it, bite their ____ off”
Now I never thought I’d be taking quotation from who I nearly wanted to say was a kid, but I am. That’s a quotation I’m going to store and run with.
finally someone gets it, you have to finish the whole scenario before you can sleep. Also finally I have friends
Btw I love your hair wtf it looks so good.
Faline singing wellermen in the shower is just
Okay, but I actually only have a couple of friends and one of the reasons I like your channel is because you feel like a good pal would.
11:55 are you singing abcd? Lol
I think she’s singing the sea shanty, “wellerman” by Nathan Evans 😂
@@allie_maysie it just sound like abcd on fast forward ahha
1:38 hhhhh ✨✨grass✨✨ magical 😍
1:27 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel you for not putting enough toothpaste on your toothbrush. this is incredibly offensive because the hygiene community really likes to put that big wallop of toothpaste on a toothbrush and likes to really smear, really besmirch that toothpaste in with full intent to possibly break the toothbrush in the process of pressuring it. Many people may think that this is an inefficient way of putting toothpaste on your toothbrush, but it's actually exactly that. the pure satisfaction of completely covering and filling your mouth with toothpaste sludge is immaculate, so much so that there's a cult revolved around it. i will give you some points for using a white toothbrush, as it is a staple part of brushing your teeth.
if anyone has any other complaints about the toothpaste, then please suggest I put in more things to this argument!
should i stick my toothbrush in the entire toothpaste tube to get the sufficient amount then
You can't be serious 💀
underrated comment tbh
This is a joke right?
8:01 I'm in love w/ dis part 😭🖐🏻🌸😻🧚🏻♀️✨💅🏻
faline.. "kick the bucket" is an expression for dying.. not sleeping
12:52 trust me, everyone looked at their window- 💀💀
Are you the FBI? Wth
Me 💀
i didnt but i was hoping faline was outside my window ngl so i can have a friend💀💀
@@lylyart nah that’s on a different level 😭
@@arctic.monkeysss HELP
2:15 finally someone said it
*_"I AM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW"_*
**checks outside window to wave my hand at Faline-san & call her inside my room so we could talk more about fanfictions & why green is the worst colour**
yesss i wouls do that too ☺
the singing in the shower sped up tOOK ME OUT
Hearing the dialogues in your language with anglicisms all over the place is so relatable because it's just like in my language
2:20 i thought i'd never find someone who feels this way. if i don't have coke and fries from mcdonalds at least once a week, my life is ruined. ALSO yES LIKE WHAT KINDA DRUGS DO THEY PUT IN THERE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE OR EAT FRIES ANYWHERE ELSE-😀
I thought I was the only one that took like 40 minutes to decide to get in an out of the shower
same 🥲 who knew there were others of our species out there
2:31 YES I RELATE SO HARD TO THIS
Ngl I screamed when I saw your phone case cause I have the same one it’s so rad 😭
faline: says that she's outside my window
me: litarally goes to check if shes outside my window
I actually felt like I had a friend, thx Faline 😌 Hope you have a nice day
10:43
why just why
thank you, faline. I have added this to my "better than friends" playlist. we are now certified best friends.
ok so fal, you probably already know why the sprite was like this but im gonna explain what happened in case you still don’t know.
so at movie theaters, fast food joints, restaurants, etc, the soda is being made THERE when you press the buttons to the machines. (which is why most of the time it tastes better than from a can)
there are i believe 3 tubes to make the soda; the syrup tube, (flavor) the liquid tube, (the base) and the gas tube (for the bubbles.)
sometimes one of the tubes run out of what they need to make the soda, sometimes all of them run out, but it usually says the machine is out of order when that happens.
the most common tube to run out is the syrup tube
so im PRETTY SURE that when you got the sprite the syrup tube had run out of the flavor.
hope this helped ! ^^
I'm guessing the no flavor sprite thing is usually where the machines add too much carbonated water to the drink. I suspect mixing water with soda is a tactic that makes it less expensive to fill up a full cup of "soda" for takeouts, but it highly risks flavor.
Please don't take my word as I do not work at any takeout stations, but that's what I observed usually happens when a flavor from a soda-filling machine are too bland.
3:59 I once bought a" Pringles "at a cinema and it was absolute garbage never buy cinema food if it isn't made there or dosent have a label
10:21 Well it sure stepped it up
9:09 - stop being relateable (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)
I relate to reading fanfics before bed, and am not ashamed
Faline singing ‘wellerman’ is the dopamine I needed today
I haven't even watched yet but you know i'll spend 13:44 minutes/second of my life instead of doing my assignments due friday.