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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2019
- Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, sobriety, and how many of you need to get a life. Live from the deck in Los Angeles.
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"Some people feel about reality the way I feel about astrology. I know a little about it and I don't really care." genius
Tim Dillon opening for Bert is silly. Tim is literally 10x the comedian as Bert
Life in the big city am I right
newsflash life isn’t fair
Bert is just bigger rn. That will change as Tim grows in popularity. Bert has said he thinks one of the funniest dudes alive is Tim j Dillon
Is Bert even a comedian?
@@Inevitabledreamss No he is just insecure.
Tim looks great in that Long Island tuxedo.
Lwu-ong Island babyyy~
It’s tha waaaaaataaaaa
Telmarketing was like this in the 90s. Luckily i worked those places when I was younger so i never got into the drugs. Ive always been so sick i really couldnt even drink as long as most people do.
Literal ph4rmicuticals. Lolz.
One Of the things I like about this podcast is the producer doesn’t say a word but seems so into what Tim is saying. Silently giggling
Yes, I think Ben adds a lot to the show. Last week he wasn’t around and I missed him. Tim is still the ultimate talent, but let not sleep on young Benjamin. 👌🏼
@@MH-ds8cb Ben makes the show a sundae. Tim alone is just a bowl of delicious ice cream. I want the sundaes!!
@@daysjours got put onto king Tim and now I’m so sad there’s no more sundaes… luckily a lot to catch up on fucking hilarious
@@shaun2258 unfortunately you are watching peak tim. That’s why I’m back here listening to these old eps.
@@AlexanderStoinis I can’t put my finger on what’s different, but it definitely is. I loved his rant on the dead kid recently though
At 24:30, Tim begins the amazing story of his time in subprime mortgage lending. My absolute favorite.
Need to make a 2008 period piece movie of this story. No real mention of the mortgage crisis, just let it work as the backdrop
Lolololol best story ever
Thanks for the time lapse
Thanks, daddy
"humor is a way to waste time in the best way possible." love this sentiment so much
I think Tim Dillon changed my life
Calm down
Same
I want it always widescreen. Feels like we’re watching a Martin Scorsese film with him narrating these stories.
It's so true.
This lighting is unreal. Giving me a noir feel. Keep it up boys. Protect TD at all costs! AT ALL COSTS!
The producer laughing makes this 10x better
We wish him well🏌️♂️
Instant fan. Watching everything I can get my grubby hands on
whatastoner420 his Patreon with all the archives is a must! Hilarious
That was me a few months ago. Discovered it and can’t stop
Tim "the Keto Kid" Dillon is bloody brilliant. Only thing I don't really seemingly understand (but I realize it doesn't really matter) is the "yasss queen" comments / replies.
Note: I get dudes gay, but who gives a fuck! Dillon is on a tear right now, killing audiences.
Is "Yasss Queen" a meme or some young whippersnapper shite? I presume millennial bullshit. But all is welll. It is what it is. And so it goes..
Lucky for you, if you subscribe to patreon he has 140+ older episodes to listen to, 1 patreon subscriber only episode a week, and alot of his old interviews are amazing.
Was the same with me. You know a comedian/podcast personality is legit when you're like "I need more of this motherfucker" right off the bat
Tim’s ability to do ad reads is directly attributable to the 2008 financial crisis
Don't follow his betting tips, that was £40 down the drain. 😞
Yes or yes
Watch this instead of snl it's better for your mental health
Snl now stands for severely unfunny leftists.
I knew that show became very political but I never witnessed it. I saw the first 15 minutes of the one with John Krasinski and wow.
And immensely funnier
tim dillion is our beyonce
I hate Beyoncé with all of my soul... so, I hate this analogy, because I love Tim.... but, I know where you were going with it and I have to agree that he is the Queen T.
Oh Hell Yes! That's hilarious n i love it ....and he does love Jollibee 🐝 .
i just don't like Beyonces stuff, sry. she seems like a lego 'build to plan' performer, too calculated, automated. Although it seems maybe lemonade was got props cuz finally some truths/pain behind songs origin.
Yes or YES?
Yasss queeeen
Thinking he's our Beyonce is completely missing the point.
LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!
Lord Swaggity 🙏🏽
"APR stands for average person rate"
Fuck I died laughing
Tim looking like he washes money for the Russian Mob through a CBD company.
Idk why that's so funny.
He doesn't?
😊
hahaha dat shit’s funny/clever
If you grow it, they will come. We own the building, the property, the franchise and any kid who whats to live in there and work a job the rest of its useful life. Its a win win, nobody hazst to knowh. Thankyou for Smoking.
Damn that’s so randomly funny
I'm loving this over exposed back-lit sunset on the patio. Great ambiance for Tim's rainbow sparkle nihilism.
I used to go out on Saturdays. Now, I watch the UFC and then tune into Tim Dillon, and my life has improved immensely. Thanks, Tim!
Thoughtfool DJ you just seen the fight tonight then yeah? That main even was pretty Pog dude
@@pread7491 I'm not sure what 'pog' means.. That said, I was rooting for Whitaker, but Style Bender is amazing and so much fun to watch. Excited to see him and Costa hopefully
Thoughtfool DJ that’ll be an ace fight. Im hyped (also Pog just means something similar to hype I guess)
Adesanya is next level that's what I just did too lmao have a good night guys
@@pread7491 PogChamp
We need to get these views up on the old episodes. Tim’s gonna lose most of his audience if he doesn’t go back to this energy soon. This is what brought most people to the show and now that it’s missing, people can only rewatch old episodes for so long. NoBenNoShow.
Tim had it right.
Every era will be different. All a gift.
Tim now is reading a shocking news story and going "Yeah, so whats wrong with that" for 60 mins.
We must protect Tim Dillon at all costs....
ElectricGigalo a national treasure
Dude...for real. He's the new Patrice in my opinion. Yo Tim...keep taking us to church, you savage.
Tim Dillon is my internet daddy
phobass he’s nothing like Patrice.
Truth
Both Theo Von and Tim are storytellers, but Oh so different 😂
3 years and I still laugh every time…..
“Oh wow….a shithole”
Fantastic
The tracksuit and sunglasses need to be a regular thing.
Logan must have gave him the key to one of his walk in closets lol
When Tim plays venues there should be just a sea of Burgundy tracksuits in the audience, to show support.
stories of blow & that outfit go hand in hand tim knows how to put on a show even if its just a pod.
Life in the big city
I love that Tim is sharing the truth with people and through comedy.
The world has been needing to wake up for many years so we can fight back and have a chance.
the funniest story about the financial crisis and guy couldnt sell. Better than Wolf of Wallstreet. Put this guy in a movie as himself
Getting some sun, drinking some beer and listening to tim dillon rant. Living my best life.
The Howie part of this may be one of the best stories ever told. God damn is this great. Well done, sir.
25:00 for a hilarious mortgage story
Thank god for Joe Rogan introducing me to this guy. Hes relentless af, love it.
"JUST WATCH" is an east coast catcall
Norm Macdonald passed today Tue Sept 14 2021 .. a quote from Norm:
"I don't want fancy things, I don't want fancy shmancy things, I don't even want fancy shmancy wancy things, or fancy shamncy take-a-trip-to-France-y things. What I want is wasting your time and mine"
Listening to him talk about opening up for Bert is hilarious, especially in the 3.5 years since this podcast came out everyone has finally realized Bert is an unfunny horribly un self aware hack yet just had a major studio put out a movie about the bit he’s based his entire career on lol. Life in the big city.
Movie got panned, first and last movie he'll ever be in.
his thing is look how shirtless i am
Life in the big city!
Tim - pls put howey in everyday situations. Laundromat, fastfood joint, Michelin rated restaurant, public restroom
I would argue this is tims best episode
"Do you have the modular certification"
"What are you, a mobile home specialist?"
"Will you STFU...I'm on the phone with a client"
“I loved Percocet in the morning.” - Tim Dillon
That breakfast description sounds amazing.
I still love it.
Snorting xans is a horrible idea. Just put them under your tongue and bam! 💥 🤤
He literally said it as I was reading your comment.
@Troy PS good idea!
Tim Dillon: A National Treasure
He takes Hicks' hatred for humanity and mixes it with Carlin's ability to wax poetically. It's brilliant.
It's crazy to come back to these earlier shows and see the story arc of ben becoming an evil villain trying to sabotage the show
Few can riff by the seat of their pants on a podcast like Tim or Nick Mullen.
100%. The two funniest/fastest people in comedy today.
So much work finally I can smoke my crack and watch this podcast
High G sounds super chill
Tim and Burr are my favorite people to listen to rant and that's that! Life in the big city.
@@GeorgeNoory42069 sadly
Ngl this has been my favorite episode. I've literally been clicking on the recommended episodes list TH-cam made for me. This is my favorite podcast of all time. God bless you and Ben for making my life better.
Did he ever do and episode on just going through characters
@@garrettsullivan5398 #163 "How to be popular."
“True Religion jeans and lots of Cocaine”
Sounds about right lol
He forgot the affliction shirts
Yep, know few of those 😂
And lots of fist pumping
This is the best and only tim episode I go back to. Shoutout to the original fans
Bomb disney world is my favorite as well as big city life
And maybe toddler suicide bomber
This is the ep I refer people to. Can’t believe it’s almost three years old.
Right back at ya.
New Timmy the trashcans is the best part of Saturday nights!
Glad to see he brought this video back. This is one of my favorite episodes(patreon member)👍🏻
The only one putting out podcasts on the Lord's day...bless your heart
Tim Dillon is the leader of all of the Long Island gremlins
Two years later and this is still absolutely ELITE
love the setting
“Find something you love and let it kill you”… Tim Dillon quoting Bukowski… Just made my day and it’s 5:30 in the morning
Thank you for this. The funniest thing I have ever listened to.
Yay Tim is here, another episode yay.
Timmy lookin fresh af
WE HAVE TO FIND THIS MAN AND GET HIM ON A PODCAST HOLY SHIT HE SOUNDS HILARIOUS
This deserves more views. Top 5 episode on this channel, easy! My ribs hurt
Tim, you were on fire! Made my day, Thanks!
Tim, I just sent this podcast to a friend that moved back to Long Island, long story. He told me you are so spot on that I would never understand. Laughed my balls off at this podcast.
Great looking episode, btw
Just found Tim and i cant get enough
So sad that Better Help is losing such an effective spokesman
This is why the video pods were in demand
You, You, you're funny. You crack me up bro. Rib breaking laughter
Tim is a master salesman
I like to think, that on every Tim Dillon podcast, there is some Ad Sales Rep, that has to listen to these Ad's, to make sure its all ok.
And the Sales Rep always ends up laughing their balls off.
Love you Tim Dillon, you have the best Ad's in the business.
The Ad's are the most entertaining part of the podcast.
Maybe you should be a late night commercial guy and sell useless stuff?
Just kidding, do what you want.
xx
He definitely read this
@@jsp7218 lol
THis Ep is by far the best!
Tim has lived 5 lifetimes in 1. Joey Diaz level stories
The better help ads are so off the wall and really funny
One of the best episodes
tim is looking better keto is def working
This episode looks very Hollywood. Well done!
The lighting is fantastic in this ep
Very cinematic
Really great amount of time on ads this week man. Seriously best episode since you were at gas digital
I swear to God, I am going to end up dying listening to Tim Dillon!
Tim is the goat.
TIM PLEASEEEEE come to Glasgow for your special
Enchanted Forest, Water Safari, Where the fun never stops...
That Better help ad though?! Lol. Consider me sold.
This came up randomly and it's epic. I can relate. Went thru Same scenario in my early 20s
That Wix ad is actually good.
I would love to see that office show with all its madness
The only ads I listen to
I never knew how badly I need to get help until I heard the better help ad.
The BetterHelp ad killed me, I really cannot believe this guy. SO WILD.
"I was a purest"...perfect
the better help saga was one of my favorites. best ad reader in the podcast game by far
awe shit tim's coming for the kitty cats, talking on doja. lol
Great episode still in 2021
Tim Dillion’s
Mortgage House characters NFT art
I want the “Howie” 😂
Doja cat "moo" has 130M views today . This has 300k. This is the tragedy of the world
I’m diggin the Tony Soprano outfit.
the only podcast i actually finish
Tim Dillon you’re my hero
Miss these episides
I love you Tim!!
There should be live action shorts of these stories. He needs a show on HBO
best podcast hes ever put out
Tim reminds me of Chris Penn in Reservoir Dogs