What The Hell Are Livestock Auctioneers Actually Saying?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2018
  • “We are the music to the sale.”
    That’s how full-time auctioneer - and the 2014 World Livestock Auctioneer champion - Baine Lotz explains his job. This year, the annual event, hosted by the Livestock Marketing Association since 1963, drew 31 semi-finalists who competed by selling cattle at the Bloomington Livestock Exchange in Wisconsin. The competition attracts cattle buyers and sellers as well as fans who come strictly to take in the spectacle. But the cowboy hat-festooned contestants take their fast-talking pretty seriously.
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  • @VICENews
    @VICENews  5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    We went to the World Livestock Auctioneer Championship in Bloomington, Wisconsin to find out.
    Watch Next: This Comedy Duo Got Sued For Pranking The News - bit.ly/2GvEUUi

    • @1121494
      @1121494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Is this actually a World Championship, or is it an American Competition of Americans pretending to be the entire world again?

    • @tonymac1971
      @tonymac1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just about to say that

    • @tonymac1971
      @tonymac1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where are the Australians if this is a world competition Australia has a massive livestock industry

    • @m.angelrenteria7569
      @m.angelrenteria7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canadians are awesome, only if they truly pledged loyalty to the rest of America. Instead of across the lake.

    • @cassiandramitchell4403
      @cassiandramitchell4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VI
      CE News

  • @BeausArts
    @BeausArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8335

    Auctions like these are super stressing, cause you could scratch ur nose and then You own 100 cows

    • @truthsmiles
      @truthsmiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

      Nothing to worry about. If you're a complete noob (as I have been), they know it, and probably won't even pay attention to you unless you make a real effort to get noticed. In my case (I probably only buy 1-2 cows a year), if I want to bid, I shoot my hand up and hold my card up high until the auctioneer acknowledges the bid. I even sometimes have to wave to get his attention. Then, once he knows I'm 'in the running', a simple wave or nod will continue the bidding. I shake my head if I'm done.
      What you're probably thinking of is the professional buyers, who buy cattle for multiple large operators and bid on probably 80% of the cattle at a given auction (sometimes more). These guys have a special relationship with the auctioneer, who sees them every week. When such a buyer is present, the auctioneer will often 'check in' with them to see if there's interest, often registered, as you say, with a little hand flick or some hardly noticeable gesture... it's the kind of natural thing that happens when you know someone really well and can 'read their mind' just by the expression on their face.
      So, if you're ever contemplating going to an auction, don't worry - scratching your nose won't commit you to buying 100 head of cattle :-)
      And worst case, if you DO accidentally buy a cow, you can always just say "I changed my mind, run her through again", which means you want to sell her immediately and they'll just re-auction her. Sure, you might lose $100 in the transaction, but you won't have to figure out how to fit a cow in the trunk of your Honda Civic :-)

    • @tagyouritification
      @tagyouritification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @@truthsmiles I like your comment, truth with a tad of humor 🙂

    • @bengarbaag7114
      @bengarbaag7114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I once bought a truck because a fly landed on my nose. It happens.

    • @edmundprice5276
      @edmundprice5276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      there is no cow level

    • @elmamiihen2153
      @elmamiihen2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's cheating

  • @JagTheRipper
    @JagTheRipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4445

    "What are some of the challenges in this Industry?"
    "We need to target more vegetarians." That part was hilarious.

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Right lol? Oof, he got hit with the dumb stick

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-sf4fy8bq1h
      Yeah, the guy sounded like he was suffering from veganism or another severe mental sickness.

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @ ...huh? I can tell you're trying _really_ hard to insult someone, but I genuinely can't tell who the target is. The desperation comes across loud and clear, though!

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ You wanna offer some clarification on the intended target of that woefully miscrafted barb?

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ That's alright! Better luck next time, hon.

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    Me: What's the WiFi password?
    Friend: It's on the back of the router
    The back of the router:

    • @phillip9798
      @phillip9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Underrated

    • @hgfxjnn
      @hgfxjnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's so me.... I have my router for 3 years now, and never changed the manufacture's Wifi password 😂

    • @Mysterio1500
      @Mysterio1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jokes on you i use my neighbours wifi without them knowing

    • @oliverseoliverse
      @oliverseoliverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

    • @iqbal55
      @iqbal55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahaha

  • @cristianleija7107
    @cristianleija7107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    Did anybody else think that they were going to answer the questions with the auctioneer voice?!

    • @aliyare349
      @aliyare349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I was very disappointed when they started talking normal.

    • @pallee3971
      @pallee3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I thought they were going to tell me what the auctioneer was saying !!! I still don't know what bid they are asking for.

    • @ashleyvonier1571
      @ashleyvonier1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pallee3971 they start at a base number and go up by certain dollar amounts so the number they're repeating is the current bid some will say "do I hear a 100" and go until you hear a YEP and then the raise the amounts

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @sakuyagiorno5843
      @sakuyagiorno5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe the video was slowed down by 900% in post production.

  • @imnotaweeb8935
    @imnotaweeb8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    Top 10 rappers Eminem’s too afraid to diss

    • @tundranone8366
      @tundranone8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I need this to be a real video if it's not. 😆

    • @talaverajr391
      @talaverajr391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tundranone8366 stfu

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Talavera jr No you

    • @ch.illmatic
      @ch.illmatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like top 31😂

    • @talaverajr391
      @talaverajr391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @IAmGiornoGiovanna stfu

  • @lucid_sound_design
    @lucid_sound_design 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    "If you see a turtle on top of a fence post, it didn't get there by itself. And uh... I'm that turtle"
    This the funniest shit I've heard all day

    • @solhamer3502
      @solhamer3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      A friend down South once told me:
      'Huhbedadad50badanow100bdbdbd50bdbdbb100now150bdnan200'

    • @jaynelson9543
      @jaynelson9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Besides pickle rick

    • @danadomino
      @danadomino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IDK if you've ever seen the movie catch me if you can but I reminds me of the "two little mice fell into a bucket of cream" speech that the dad gives towards the start of the movie lol

    • @masamune3064
      @masamune3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@solhamer3502 damn you for cracking me up

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you've ever owned turtles you know those suckers can climb

  • @samisavage891
    @samisavage891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    4:05 the music as the humping cows walk past made me cry laughing

    • @theultraatomicgamer
      @theultraatomicgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @jonathanwilliams1065
      @jonathanwilliams1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This bull is just casually fucking the cow

    • @cartermccauley7352
      @cartermccauley7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That’s actually a girl when cows are in tight spaces they will ride each other. Not gay cows but just natural

    • @cartermccauley7352
      @cartermccauley7352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Craig Boothill yeah

    • @tacomas9602
      @tacomas9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Craig Boothill see it all the time here working with heifers, it's my understanding the smell of the animal being in heat will attract other animals even if they're also a female cattle species lol

  • @agn728
    @agn728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    I want to see a version of a prank show where these dudes go undercover in like downtown Detroit or Philly on open mic night and drop some fast bars and watch the whole hood go crazy 😂

    • @Truckerdaddy
      @Truckerdaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Could you imagine Twista, Tech N9ne, or Busta Rhymes as auctioneer.

    • @6Texasboi
      @6Texasboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a video on TH-cam of auctioneers with rap beats playing and it's hilarious

    • @MistressGlowWorm
      @MistressGlowWorm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TruckerdaddyTwista held a world record for the fastest rap so my money would be on him.

  • @djclawson
    @djclawson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6204

    "We need to reach the people who are eating vegetables for every meal."

    • @PenneyThoughts
      @PenneyThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      I know right! lol Notice how about 90% of the older white guys in the vid all have that big ol' beef belly, maybe they should put some more veggies on the plate.

    • @Stew_Pid
      @Stew_Pid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      You're mistaking beef belly for carbs, mainly beer.

    • @aurijustriksys2695
      @aurijustriksys2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Carbs is the best way to stay fit, it's the processed carbs like sugar you need to avoid, otherwise complex-carbohydrates (grains, legumes) and simple-carbs from fruits, veggies make you fit and energetic.

    • @Stew_Pid
      @Stew_Pid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Aurijus Trikšys carbs dont make you fit. Carbs are fuel to help you get fit. However too many carbs, of any kind, can make you fat. They dont have to be overly processed. There are plenty of fat vegans who love sweet potatoes.

    • @milamarshall9597
      @milamarshall9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alpha Centauri carbs definitely can make you fat. Eat potatoes every day and see how fat you get. Carbs are just sugar.

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    Its funny that they mostly speak slow as hell when regularly talking.

    • @valeera5415
      @valeera5415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      we do that so dimwits like you can understand us

    • @tolazytooplay7295
      @tolazytooplay7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@valeera5415 you say "we" as if ur an auctioneer

    • @valeera5415
      @valeera5415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@tolazytooplay7295 just on tuesdays at a local cattle auction , have to stay till all cows are sold , sometimes go on till midnight

    • @primodei
      @primodei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love the Southerner Accent too!

    • @feraldeercolony
      @feraldeercolony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      they gotta take a rest at some point, man.

  • @happygrass5
    @happygrass5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    That Amish brotherhood just adds to the legitimacy of this entire world I've never ever thought existed

    • @JohnSmith-ms4xd
      @JohnSmith-ms4xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how do amish guys make it more legitimate?

    • @Addictedtocollecting01
      @Addictedtocollecting01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JohnSmith-ms4xd I don't know....they just do

    • @everett7812
      @everett7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnSmith-ms4xd more authentic I guess haha

    • @britishzulu532
      @britishzulu532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Addictedtocollecting01 YES

    • @britishzulu532
      @britishzulu532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnSmith-ms4xd Cuse they do

  • @Lomhow
    @Lomhow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The guy who answered "disease" when it came to the threat to the live stock community was absolutely right

    • @MistressGlowWorm
      @MistressGlowWorm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disease contact tracing. That one was a brilliant response. It’s a big issue from what I understand?

  • @JorgeGeorgeD
    @JorgeGeorgeD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    "I'm that turtle".
    - Jared Miller, 2018 WLAC Champion.

    • @AntonioKowatsch
      @AntonioKowatsch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what Jeb Bush said... LOL

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aren't we all that turtle?

    • @SuzanneKowalski
      @SuzanneKowalski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like turtles!

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's actually really poetic when you think about it. The saying means that if you see someone with a great achievement, then he didn't get there by himself. Jared then juxtaposes himself, a vocal speed demon, with a turtle, obviously known for being slow. In all, it's a show of both humility and wit.

    • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
      @jirehjirehjirehjireh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TetrisClock That is indeed true...he’s also that turtle.

  • @shortievid
    @shortievid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    It's the hat. The power comes for the Hat. 🤠🤠

    • @alexjohnward
      @alexjohnward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Australia they might have a really worn out hat, to show they don't make much commission.

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *from

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeuuh it's like a switch...like a machine

    • @ME-wu9dy
      @ME-wu9dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yee haw

  • @felixm868
    @felixm868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    4:36 man was living 2 years ahead of everyone

    • @wliaputs
      @wliaputs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He saw it

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When the man is sus

    • @adammaulana3314
      @adammaulana3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No man, the place is pretty stinks u know...

    • @idkidc7513
      @idkidc7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah man, it's called basic health care knowledge. If you're sick then you have to take care of yourself and the others

    • @animaanimus8011
      @animaanimus8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably on chemo. I’ve been on chemo off and on for five years and have had to wear a mask because it ruins your immune system.

  • @Hellooo134
    @Hellooo134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I love the huge drop in energy in the room when they announced it because everyone collectively realized they lost

  • @jhondoux84
    @jhondoux84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    men with great hats {a short film}

  • @who818
    @who818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    I always wondered what the male version of a beauty pageant would be like.....question answered

    • @samlodestro2850
      @samlodestro2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I always thought it would be bodybuilding

    • @lukequinlan4523
      @lukequinlan4523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You don't sell beauty queens lol

    • @Manicmanuel
      @Manicmanuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      still none ot their suits fit....... the trousers are the worst part

    • @juliweizen1759
      @juliweizen1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lukequinlan4523 I think jovan turner meant the auctioneer championchip and not the auctions^^

    • @lukequinlan4523
      @lukequinlan4523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliweizen1759 ahhhhh

  • @mariam19554
    @mariam19554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    be rootin
    be tootin
    but most importantly
    _be kind_

    • @KingreX32
      @KingreX32 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...........kootin...?!!?!

  • @redcar9949
    @redcar9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    1:07 30 auctioneers can somehow replicate the sounds of a middle school cafeteria filled with 300-400 kids

  • @Barrenge
    @Barrenge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Obviously the hat is everything...

    • @BayuAH
      @BayuAH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew it! There something with the hat.

    • @martincurtis2257
      @martincurtis2257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @wcaz
      @wcaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s that hat boot combo

    • @syxx242
      @syxx242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gotta wear a Stetson !

    • @Johnnycdrums
      @Johnnycdrums 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hat's ain't cheap.

  • @nessmastergengar4686
    @nessmastergengar4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Who else heard "Doug Dimadome"

    • @nayelip2388
      @nayelip2388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Owner of the dimsdale dimadome?

    • @HEWHOTAWNS
      @HEWHOTAWNS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@nayelip2388 that's right! Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

    • @raymondboop4069
      @raymondboop4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      NessMasterGengar! ! The same Doug Dimmadome the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash nebula on ice?

    • @morningowl4768
      @morningowl4768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      On ice?

    • @Clauds1005
      @Clauds1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You guys made my day. Love y’all

  • @PlatinumEagleStudios
    @PlatinumEagleStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Dude someone get this guy a record deal. He spits MAD bars at 6:06

    • @JorgeCanovas
      @JorgeCanovas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All you need to do is get him to literally SPEAK rap lyrics at that speed. He’d literally whoop Busta Rhymes ass. Automatic GRAMMY nomination.

    • @morgana8037
      @morgana8037 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Busta rhymes? man, that's nothin. I'm afraid he'd beat Eminem's ass in a rap battle...

  • @ButchBirdie
    @ButchBirdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Awww I wanted the main guy to win, he seems so nice. Also LMAOOO 4:06 WITH THE CHOIR IN THE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING

    • @buchanfoulsham6314
      @buchanfoulsham6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He went on to become champion the next year mate, I git a bit emotionally invested myself and googled him to check!

  • @keremkelleboz6959
    @keremkelleboz6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    *Texas intesifies*

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't this in Wisconsin, though?

    • @Kato_The_Snowman
      @Kato_The_Snowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Texan I approve this message

    • @jdogexe
      @jdogexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a Texan too, I approve of this message

    • @maddiehall5317
      @maddiehall5317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a texan three, I approve this message

    • @OldDanTucker
      @OldDanTucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not a Texan, but I approve of this message.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    a bowlcut, a unibrow *AND* a mouthbreather?! how does that guy keep the ladies off himself without carrying a sharp stick everywhere he goes?

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is why arranged marriages are a thing. Though, I suspect his will be one of the last to be arranged

    • @jdz9952
      @jdz9952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      An alpha male

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      bruh I'm crying 😂

    • @chanekawaihae7540
      @chanekawaihae7540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrTingles LMFAO

    • @averagedude9378
      @averagedude9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

  • @carlys1391
    @carlys1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    My family owns an auction business and we sell construction equipment. After ten years of listening to the auctioneers, I know exactly what they’re saying 😄

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations. You're fluent in auctioneering

    • @JorgeCanovas
      @JorgeCanovas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are blessed.

  • @edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx
    @edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm not as impressed by their ability to speak like that, as I am of the people in the audience who are able to understand them.

    • @tyemaddog
      @tyemaddog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think anyone can understand them haha. Such a bizarre thing. Like it can't actually make any difference on people's bids can it?? 🤔

    • @lucky43113
      @lucky43113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyemaddog Its easy to understand and yes they make you want to bid more

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, as long as you can hear the numbers, and know what the current bid is, everything else doesn’t seem to matter

    • @canada420mma
      @canada420mma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zero friends damn, that's crazy

    • @saltMagic
      @saltMagic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The speed gets the buyers anxious to get more involved. It’s psychological…they aren’t actually even saying words but just the numbers

  • @fundude4566
    @fundude4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Was reading recently. Did you know that 35% of Auctioneers have a net worth of a $1 million or more?

  • @johnsajeth1018
    @johnsajeth1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    That glorious music while the bull was trying to smash... I wished I had that instrumental when smashing lol.

    • @m.t-thoughts8919
      @m.t-thoughts8919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @ja_se
      @ja_se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @TheRsktek
      @TheRsktek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was not a bull...

    • @Smoobloob
      @Smoobloob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey man people been playing Brown Sugar and such when they smash since the 90s no reason you can't do that with this tune.

    • @bark1actual785
      @bark1actual785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally came across this comment and looked up just in time to see it go down

  • @timothyberry9084
    @timothyberry9084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    My friend that does auctioneering will throw in buy me a beer and stuff like that and it's halarious when you actually catch him saying it

  • @marinewauquier8630
    @marinewauquier8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Vice news answering questions my French highschool student ass never knew could be asked

    • @Hiskielolilol
      @Hiskielolilol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merci ! Me sens moins seule

  • @kabascoolr
    @kabascoolr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Whoever edited this needs an award.

    • @patrickm5217
      @patrickm5217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The award is a sweet job at vice

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @Metonymy1979
    @Metonymy1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "Turtle on top of a fence post" best quote ever

    • @zoki.to974
      @zoki.to974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there is a video of turtle (or tortoise) climbing over chicken fence at least 6ft tall....

    • @kingwalton9598
      @kingwalton9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metonymy1979 FC dugongs I am

    • @omw2fyb363
      @omw2fyb363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the person down south who told him that must've​ been high asf

    • @412hwc
      @412hwc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metonymy1979 beat quote ever is what my boss told me once, me and his son were getting our ass whooped with a frame for tha scaffold and he said damn yall look like two turtles fuccin a football 😂

  • @theskeletonappearsinthisco5896
    @theskeletonappearsinthisco5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    ''when a girl talks slowly to you its a sign she likes you'' girls talking to me: 0:10

    • @RebelGaming4U
      @RebelGaming4U 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You a CPP fan? Just asking bc I noticed the profile pic.

  • @vdd4399
    @vdd4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti · He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

    • @adventureguy4119
      @adventureguy4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To sell cows

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Starts singing* 🎶🎤

    • @louistracy6964
      @louistracy6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Glooze I'll buy that.

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @MrJorge6986
    @MrJorge6986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Don’t worry old timer. You are world champion to me :)

    • @levinausley288
      @levinausley288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jorge Egroj should have won

    • @munis002
      @munis002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

  • @NosillaWilla
    @NosillaWilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    This was way too short. Damnit Vice. I could have watched this for ages

    • @AnthonyTNT85
      @AnthonyTNT85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr lol I like wagchi g things like this, even though it isn't in our interests or everyday life or anything it's amazing/fascinating, VICE lol

    • @johnmanigold1840
      @johnmanigold1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I too use my time wisely

    • @empty_melon6974
      @empty_melon6974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even 10 mins man

    • @bently629
      @bently629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @frederickballard8510
      @frederickballard8510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk how i got here but Im high and this is orgasmic

  • @mrjazz2570
    @mrjazz2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The guy at 5:47 has the nicest sounding voice in the world

  • @nitroromero7172
    @nitroromero7172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This is some hypnosis right here. Went into an auction just to watch, walked out owning 60 cows. 🤣

  • @ijuldzulfadli903
    @ijuldzulfadli903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    4:05 what you guys really looking for

    • @donharrus9994
      @donharrus9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cat , meow no thats what the Amish dude's lookn for...something to bang n hang

    • @904czv4
      @904czv4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😆

    • @zapataboxing861
      @zapataboxing861 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hajajja

    • @tannyocean9984
      @tannyocean9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the classical music is what makes it better

    • @rzkzkr20
      @rzkzkr20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      10 seconds into video I see this comment, I click and see a majestic scene and sound.

  • @hipsterimagestudios6349
    @hipsterimagestudios6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    This would make an incredible anime

    • @Supectible
      @Supectible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HipsterImage Studios nani?

    • @alexcastro8425
      @alexcastro8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It already is. Have you heard people in Death March to The Parallel World Rhapsody casting spells?

    • @sistermoonchildyoga9286
      @sistermoonchildyoga9286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thats the smartest fucking thing I've ever heard

    • @londyn9314
      @londyn9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @0prahTV
      @0prahTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I hope it has a hot springs episode

  • @MrCrashsystem
    @MrCrashsystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2 questions. 1: have you ever thought about an alternative career as a rapper? 2: is the hat mandatory?

  • @gil9905
    @gil9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I didn't know a competition like this existed... But this is so freaking cool!!!

  • @alfred3299
    @alfred3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    0:38 Damn that unibrow game strong af

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jealous?

    • @lopan776
      @lopan776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No joke man that brow thicker than the great wall of china

    • @sebg6865
      @sebg6865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had to rewind cause he was so ugly

    • @lopan776
      @lopan776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In his world tho that brow be pulling all the hoes

    • @TheBaldOne
      @TheBaldOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wish my mustache was that thicc

  • @alienfire223
    @alienfire223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I don't know if Vice was intending to make this a parody or it was all just lighthearted editing. I actually thought this story was insightful and interesting.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think it was just a lighthearted thing. The guys themselves didn't take it overly serious so I guess they figured it was fine to have some fun with it. Like the humping shot.

    • @seventeen9718
      @seventeen9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's really well done. Like you said, some light-hearted fun that doesn't at all detract from the entertainment value. Not too much judgement, just a well made, interesting, short doc.
      Good job, Vice.

  • @marleyboy7732
    @marleyboy7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My daddy never told me the story about the turtle on a fence post. He told me if I could piss on the hotwire and walk away standing. I would be a real man....That was a bad day. But dad never stopped laughing again.

    • @LaurieAnnCurry
      @LaurieAnnCurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We might have said this to my nephew one day; might have……………. We’re still laughing

    • @marleyboy7732
      @marleyboy7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LaurieAnnCurry 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GundamFlexing
    @GundamFlexing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *Top 10 mumble rappers you've never heard of*

    • @alejandrozuniga4426
      @alejandrozuniga4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i understand more these guys than many mumble rappers

    • @azrulnajmi4062
      @azrulnajmi4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bloody hell they are more clear than mumble rappers you just need to focus and keep up.

  • @nataliyakhmil6693
    @nataliyakhmil6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    This is just a pageant for guys in cowboy hats

    • @koichihirose7691
      @koichihirose7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will not like your comment OK

    • @koichihirose7691
      @koichihirose7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because 69 you know

    • @baconbitz7937
      @baconbitz7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ki adi Mundi Thanks for replying this. I almost liked it

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @Melissa0774
      @Melissa0774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that's a good thing. There should be more pageants for men.

  • @infini.tesimo
    @infini.tesimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    They are rappers and don't even know it

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if Snow (the "Informer" guy) ever did any auctioneering? Seems like he'd be a natural.

    • @welwitschia
      @welwitschia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No! Them rappers are black folks, and these good folks ain't like them. Or some other racist excuse like that.

    • @Alex-uy7pc
      @Alex-uy7pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wait, auctioneers predate rap. So how do we know rappers arnt really just auctioneers?

    • @londyn9314
      @londyn9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @ig7002
      @ig7002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@welwitschia What? You're the only person saying something racist lol.

  • @rookincharge2780
    @rookincharge2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh hey, my sister went to college there. And when we landed in that tiny town, where only one plane can land at a time, a cow was chilling in a cornfield across the street from the front doors of the airport. Good times.
    Even left my Kindle and ipod on the plane. We turned around, and it was at the front desk. Thankfully the plane wouldn't leave until the next morning.

  • @cmiller9800
    @cmiller9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the sound director for this video did an amazing job!

  • @pramath_bhat
    @pramath_bhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    To the guy on who this documentary was based on.... You are the winner for me...

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @highflop3464
    @highflop3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Did any one see what happens at 4:05 ?

    • @mayhemcry
      @mayhemcry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I did. Lol together with that gregorian chant music hahaha

    • @KayColeLynn
      @KayColeLynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Okay city boy not only do animals do that as a dominance thing but considering that cow was at auction it was most definitely a steer (castrated cow) not bull or at least a female in heat causing the Male or other female to get raled up and mount that specific cow

    • @MJ-me5zd
      @MJ-me5zd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@KayColeLynn is it just me or do you have an attitude for no reason or is that just me? The comment didnt say anything you needed to explain."city boy" as an insult because someone may not be educated about an issue makes you look like youre trying to divide people. For what? Im sure city people know more than you assume. My sister is a city girl and goes to farms to help out and has saved animals that the owners were neglecting. Where someone is from has nothing to do with what they "know"

    • @favrerules04
      @favrerules04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That heifer was getting her some BBC!

    • @unlimitedperseverance1706
      @unlimitedperseverance1706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@KayColeLynn okay country hick

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most auctioneers aren't like this, these guys are the elite of the elite in Auctioneers.

  • @ReallyTY4Real
    @ReallyTY4Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine if EVERYONE spoke in this tone, how awfull would lunch meetings be...

  • @jmgmarcus808
    @jmgmarcus808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    In thought they were going to answer the questions with their auction voice, that would have been awesome.

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah me too lmao

  • @em4957
    @em4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    my grandpa was an auctioneer. top of his graduating class at auctioneer school. i was always mesmerized by the talent and skill it takes to be able to do this

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      there are... schools? damn

    • @DementedLycan
      @DementedLycan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@livewellwitheds6885 yep. I was just as shocked as you were when I found out lol.

  • @TimBryan
    @TimBryan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My man at 4:37 was ahead of his time.

    • @jokerraton8183
      @jokerraton8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So used to seeing them now that I didnt even notice

    • @Mustacheman17
      @Mustacheman17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mans really was

  • @cooldude79
    @cooldude79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08 when the teacher gets kicked out of the zoom meeting

    • @MustangDesudiroz
      @MustangDesudiroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @MamaMielke
      @MamaMielke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHA

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL! If you enjoy farming + humor, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @val.s2866
    @val.s2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I accidentally clicked on this video but i just kept watching

    • @syproful
      @syproful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no accidental clicking. The great algorithm made you click it. Maybe, you now actually are a cow seller yourself. So many years later.

  • @Dead_Last
    @Dead_Last 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    4:04 rofl The music and that Humping Bull

    • @anu.
      @anu. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha I thought i was the only one who noticed that!

    • @TheElloatmatt
      @TheElloatmatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @stifflers69mom1
      @stifflers69mom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeadLast he’s all up in those sugar walls

    • @londyn9314
      @londyn9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes same here

    • @stock2896
      @stock2896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they did that on purpose lol

  • @Antipodean33
    @Antipodean33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta admit when I was a young fella and started going to auctions I got caught up in the whole atmosphere and till I learnt, I paid dearly for that enthusiasm. I remember heaps of people bidding and it was all going so fast, to be honest I didn't even know where the bid was, then all of a sudden it came to a screeching halt and the auctioneer looked me dead in the eye and said "you bought it son"

    • @nicolaslanzoni9385
      @nicolaslanzoni9385 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well , auctions must have changed a lot since then , because the atmosphere of the auctions shown in the video are just depressing. Every bidder shown in the video appears to be a empty husk of a person, completely devoid of any joy , they barely move their arms to signal for a bid, is like they are trying to do the least amount of movement necessary to be noticeable by the auctioneer, as if they are ashamed of doing so . The regret in the air is palpable, and I don't understand why... They stay like this all the time, even before placing a bid , what are they regretting???
      You should consider yourself lucky , if you got caught up in the atmosphere shown in the video, buying an overpriced bovine would be the least of your problems lol

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coming back to this. Whoever edited this video should be fucking PROUD. Its amazing and just fills one with such emotion and wonder, fitting given the role and importance of the life of an auctioneer.

  • @ezio_auditore5425
    @ezio_auditore5425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    The dudes at 4:34 look like members of Dwight Schrutes family from The Office lol

    • @carloscarias6276
      @carloscarias6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was gonna comment that 😂

    • @Big_Doink
      @Big_Doink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this made my night

    • @ezio_auditore5425
      @ezio_auditore5425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Big_Doink you saying that made MY night

    • @hindugoat2302
      @hindugoat2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      0:38 check out that mono brow !

    • @eryes2000
      @eryes2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude no kidding, I thought the same thing when I saw those dudes.

  • @jason4275
    @jason4275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    *Someone need to make a mumble rap album with these guys, I bet these guys could spit BARS, without any profanity.*

    • @orphfinthewizard1774
      @orphfinthewizard1774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why it got to be rapping, stick too country, leave that garbage over there. Stay out of our culture vultures.

    • @nggaknormal
      @nggaknormal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@orphfinthewizard1774 PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT

    • @leonardomateos5572
      @leonardomateos5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooofff

    • @Pfromm007
      @Pfromm007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leonardomateos5572 *leans in* - He's 'that' kind of wizard...

  • @StefanMiller
    @StefanMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "If you see a turtle on top of a fence post, it didn't get there by itself. Welp, I'm that turtle."
    -Winston Churchill

  • @TripleIProductions
    @TripleIProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:23 - Took me a while to realize he wasn't speaking about fake beef between the auctioneers but ACTUAL fake beef. TH-cam has ruined me.

  • @champspg
    @champspg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    My guy Jay was getting a little choked up at the end there. Keep up the good work, Jay! You'll get 'em next year.

  • @LETOreptiles
    @LETOreptiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Lol those Amish guys in the crowd

    • @donharrus9994
      @donharrus9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tom Drieskens they looking for a goat to bang n hang

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg did you see that persons who looks different, that’s hilarious!

    • @niyingroger7179
      @niyingroger7179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought as much🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @figlexgonzalez3115
      @figlexgonzalez3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s funny about it?

    • @justinmartin8887
      @justinmartin8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way! Where!? Why!?

  • @fakrul7004
    @fakrul7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Eminem: The fastest rapper
    Livestock Auctioneers: Hold my cow

  • @3232jrob
    @3232jrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Growing up in KS I remember me and Dad going to auctions every saturdy morning... I'm still amazed by them as I was when I was young

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are KS farmers! If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @ibetrollintheybehatin6857
    @ibetrollintheybehatin6857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I raised my hand like 40 times and nothing happened

    • @imonthewinningside8281
      @imonthewinningside8281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol!

    • @ibetrollintheybehatin6857
      @ibetrollintheybehatin6857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @[Blank] [Blank] GREAT NAME, and yes lmao

    • @Racingirl911
      @Racingirl911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!!!

    • @em4957
      @em4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      keep raising your hand and they’re gonna roll you... you’ll be bidding against yourself 😬

  • @miskolinaccc
    @miskolinaccc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    This is one of the best videos you have put on the TH-cam lately, surely, it's not really as thought-provoking as some other pieces, but it's still extremely enjoyable, especially the music background, well done!

    • @TotalRookie_LV
      @TotalRookie_LV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Absolutely agree. There is something enCHANTING about the sound composition of this piece.

    • @ThatLoudCockatoo
      @ThatLoudCockatoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know right? Everyone was out covering politics and social issues and one guy was just like I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIVESTOCK AUCTIONEERS.

    • @actuasco
      @actuasco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no, i want stories on trans babies

    • @colonelcorazonsantiago7335
      @colonelcorazonsantiago7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The documenting of unique traditions, customs, lifestyles of people is important from a historical perspective. 100 years from now, people will look on this video with even more curiosity than we do today.

    • @emill232
      @emill232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The piece they where playing in the beginning was Dvorak's 9th symphony. The famous "new world symphony." The first movement I believe, but the last movement is the more well known.

  • @Shenanigans303
    @Shenanigans303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This answered a lot of questions I didn't know I had about auctioneering. Thank you.

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @Alex-px9oy
    @Alex-px9oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:32 That *IS* Bill Gates, is it not?

    • @jibrankhantareen7300
      @jibrankhantareen7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No bruh the computer industry pays more than the farming business

    • @Topic_____542
      @Topic_____542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody has to have a hobbby

    • @herisuryadi6885
      @herisuryadi6885 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@jibrankhantareen7300although iirc Bill Gates do own some farmland

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You're a champ to me, Jay. Screw the interviews. You've got the industry in your heart, and I hear it in your voice.

  • @shongsie
    @shongsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    4:06 so we’re just going to ignore that ?? aight

    • @farisarrazi1200
      @farisarrazi1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone's getting two for the price of one

    • @Fluffy172
      @Fluffy172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m fuuuucking screaming lmfaooo!!!

    • @Girrrrrrrr
      @Girrrrrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came lookin fer this comment cant stop laughing

  • @faizantanoli7979
    @faizantanoli7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That man at 6:10 was enjoying that moment more than anyone else in the whole planet. I can feel it♥

  • @joedart1465
    @joedart1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved the operatic background. Great video.

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @raimesey
    @raimesey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    I love how Americans call themselves world champions of things only Americans do!

    • @joshuachesney7552
      @joshuachesney7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      They're technically not wrong.

    • @deadpicklechinahboi4777
      @deadpicklechinahboi4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      U mad?

    • @_Gilles_
      @_Gilles_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Stems from their entitlement mentality

    • @jaysekhon8014
      @jaysekhon8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Open challenge to the rest of the world to come beat us at our games then ;)

    • @mmcmann9539
      @mmcmann9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, we don't usually have American champions, we would have US or Canadian champions, etc.

  • @motoquasi
    @motoquasi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    TH-cam automatic captions fails this one.

    • @lietsiyon3464
      @lietsiyon3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just says music

    • @haanpham4667
      @haanpham4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And 99% of non-native english speaker I guess.

  • @kebman
    @kebman ปีที่แล้ว

    That breathy "where." xD It's that Colorado flair.

  • @magnuscarlsen8795
    @magnuscarlsen8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music in the background is the Dvorak new world symphony

  • @peterw.1997
    @peterw.1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    $5 bdddddddddddd
    $10 bddddddddd
    $15 bdddddddddd
    That's all they are saying.
    I am a world champion.

  • @ianb8885
    @ianb8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    What am i doing? I have an 8 am class tomorrow.

    • @MrGmushnikov
      @MrGmushnikov 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realizing how much good auctioneers make

    • @bonganimazibuko1901
      @bonganimazibuko1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian B work report

    • @waireads2712
      @waireads2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you go to your 8 am?

    • @---nobody---
      @---nobody--- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeahh, we wanna know, did you make it to your class?

    • @wildchild7764
      @wildchild7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian B GO TO SLEEP

  • @ExcelTutorials1
    @ExcelTutorials1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "if you see a turtle on top of a fence post, he did not get there by himself" words to remember

    • @octopus8420
      @octopus8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh turtle, I thought he said turkey. I was so confused

    • @ExcelTutorials1
      @ExcelTutorials1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@octopus8420 lol, not going to lie I had to listen to it a couple of times myself too.

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No one:
    TH-cam: What The Hell Are Livestock Auctioneers Actually Saying?

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @tawnystill8341
    @tawnystill8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It's like a male country pageant show

    • @CountyLineCowpokes
      @CountyLineCowpokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly TH-cam channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical TH-cam channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

  • @galnamedtal
    @galnamedtal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Why isn’t there a swim suit competition?

  • @lemonsqueezy56
    @lemonsqueezy56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:34 Okay now why does this scene remind me of Dwight's family in The Office🤣

  • @zazudmaris8863
    @zazudmaris8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:05 I wasn't expecting that with the music 🤣

  • @DJAUDIO1
    @DJAUDIO1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    See. Why did you have to do the viewers like that? We were all riding for Jay to win. I hope he comes back in 2019.

  • @Ell355ar
    @Ell355ar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Came here to see a breakdown of an auctioneers speech with some useless fillers to get close to 10 mins.
    Got a great insight in a subculture I'd never though about.
    Perfect score 5/7

  • @gqn2
    @gqn2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:58 That's a pretty good flow.

  • @j.morgan4548
    @j.morgan4548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “World Championship”. All contestants were from throughout the lower 48. Hardly a World Series.

  • @nicolasgarcia7467
    @nicolasgarcia7467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:06 that boy getting it in

  • @outdoorsy01
    @outdoorsy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Its a accentual lingo to create a barrier between ordinary folk and the long term customer to ensure its their long term customer gets the deal

  • @goseenathan
    @goseenathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That one guy at 4:37 wearing a mask threw me off for a second since this was filmed before covid.